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00:01It's not right for you to divorce me and stay married to my family.
00:04My daughter, she was born sleeping.
00:06How would you describe your marriage?
00:07Rachel, I know you're still married.
00:09You know, sometimes I wish you'd just hit me instead.
00:11Well, if you want someone to behave like a dick in public, I'm anxiolytic.
00:15It's a total disinhibitor.
00:17It's not like you're doing it for her.
00:18Why am I doing it?
00:19I'll let you down.
00:21You haven't crossed my mind.
00:25How are you gonna stop me from inside, eh?
00:27I'm gonna kill him as a cure.
00:30I'm gonna kill him.
00:32Yes?
00:33He's dead.
00:42What?
00:44Jack's dead.
00:45Uh...
00:46And we killed him!
00:47Well, you did.
00:48Hey, wait a minute.
00:49You said it was something...
00:50anxiolytic.
00:51It was anxiolytic.
00:52We gave it to Emily.
00:53So...
00:54Emily...
00:55I have to kill him.
00:56Well, you did.
00:57Hey, wait a minute.
00:58Because you said it was something...
00:59We gave it to Emily and she was fine in like five minutes and it leaves no trace
01:05Yeah, well, whatever it was I've just pulled him out of the pole face first, but he's still dead. Yes, Taze
01:15Yeah, I've got to call the place before the kids get home. Yeah, oh
01:20Wait, no, no, no, you can't what?
01:23Because you've called me if the police are in any way suspicious the first thing they're gonna do is check your phone record
01:29Everyone the whole revenge
01:42Would you do that for because you just said that no fucking point now listen to me my phone uses an SS7 exploit meaning
01:49I can call without leaving a trace, but if we can get a hold of yours
01:52I could do something similar to do a patch job scrum all the records make it look like you called your bank
01:56Yeah, okay, I'm coming over do not call I repeat do not cool
02:01Taze my kids are with their grand if they come home, and I haven't reported this
02:05I'll be there. I just don't let anyone see ya. No one's gonna see me mom and dad are asleep in the restaurants
02:10I should have started
02:14Very modest. He did everything
02:18My father, my brother has died at the time of my son
02:22Why are you friends?
02:24My husband didn't die at the time of my son
02:26I know, I know, I'm really really sorry. Okay, I'll call you next week, but I really don't have to
02:30I have to go
02:31Hey, hey, hey don't think you're going anywhere without saying hello to your brother, come on
02:35No one even told me he was coming.
02:37Nonsense. It was all over the family WhatsApp group.
02:40What family WhatsApp group?
02:46Row, row.
02:50Beige!
02:52Oh, mate.
02:58I'm so sorry I missed the wedding.
03:00Turns out it's for the best, though, eh?
03:02You've got a good few years.
03:05Get up to anything fun.
03:06Ah, you know, this and that.
03:08He's being modest.
03:09He went to India.
03:11Rowan's been studying at the Chinmayan mission
03:13under Swami Vishwananda himself.
03:15Yes, studying slash centre under duress
03:16that gets anger issues under control.
03:18Best thing that ever happened to me, man.
03:20You know, I'm happier and calmer.
03:22Even better, I get to take what I've learned and pass it on.
03:26So many people want to hear and read puja.
03:28They've had to ticket it.
03:29Two thousand of his TikTok followers went into the ballot.
03:32Well, I am handing out free Krispy Kremes.
03:34Ah.
03:36Speaking of delicious and a tiny bit naughty,
03:39try...
03:43But be warned.
03:45Anyone who's ever tasted my handbook pancakes
03:46has fallen for me hard.
03:48Um, no.
03:49One joe giveaway is quite enough.
03:50Oh, come on.
03:51I have to go.
04:08Who died?
04:12I have to go.
04:14.
04:14.
04:16.
04:48Hello?
04:56You're never going to believe this.
04:57Tell you.
04:58Jack's only gone and died.
05:00What?
05:00What happened?
05:01Is someone there?
05:02Jack's dead.
05:04What?
05:04Is it Steve?
05:06No, it's not Steve. It's Callum.
05:08What happened?
05:09I don't know, but it's got nothing to do with us.
05:11Rachel found him face down in the pool this morning.
05:13Jesus.
05:13Drowned in the pool.
05:15Jesus Christ.
05:16Oh.
05:18I need to enrage you.
05:18No, do not.
05:19Do not do that.
05:20The fuck is wrong with you people?
05:21Just sit tight, do nothing, act normal.
05:23Okay?
05:32Fuck.
05:32I know.
05:36You okay?
05:38Yeah, why wouldn't I be okay?
05:39Because...
05:41I mean, we did just...
05:43No, we didn't.
05:45Don't go there.
05:48He was fine when we left him.
05:49Fuck.
05:53Fuck.
05:54Fuck.
05:54Fuck.
05:58Fuck.
06:01Sorry.
06:02Wrong house.
06:03What sort of sidecar brought us an Indian takeaway at 10am?
06:21Rachel, I can see you're in shock and we want nothing more than to give you the space
06:27to take us to take it in.
06:30But to do that, we have to ask you some questions.
06:35Is that okay?
06:38I'm sorry.
06:39I...
06:40I can't do this.
06:43I can't do this.
06:45Listen.
06:47If you do want to talk about what happened...
06:49Let's just keep this simple, yeah?
06:55Okay, now.
06:55Fuck off.
07:02What do you want, Charlotte?
07:04Can I come in?
07:05No.
07:07Oh, okay.
07:08Um.
07:09Well, what do you want?
07:10It wasn't supposed to be like this.
07:11Oh, you don't fucking say!
07:13Look, the wedding is a fresh start.
07:16For the three of us.
07:19No matter what you might think.
07:21I want that for you, too.
07:25I...
07:25I want you to let us go.
07:27You want me to forgive you?
07:29No.
07:30I'm not asking that.
07:32A new roof doesn't change the weather.
07:34But it can.
07:35It will keep out the rain.
07:37A bit.
07:38So can you?
07:40Can you let us go?
07:45Okay.
07:45Um.
07:46Bye, then.
07:53But you're not going to let go.
07:57Not really.
07:57Not completely.
07:59Because it'll always be there, that thought,
08:00gnawing away at the back of your skull.
08:02What if he does it again?
08:05What he said to you, he said to me, he could say to someone else.
08:09And when that fresh start goes still, Charlotte, which it will,
08:13that thought is going to fucking scream.
08:16He never loved you.
08:17Pathologist report.
08:46Quite a cocktail in his stomach.
08:47cocaine also found under his nails so he was obviously chopping out the lines
08:53ketamine consistent with traces found inside baggies left around the house
08:57vodka champagne and tequila all washed down with chlorinated water
09:01drowned then I look the amount of ketamine in his system I'm surprised he
09:05was able to fall in never mind get out I'll never marks on the body with
09:09contusions on his hand consistent with a punch traces of blood on the wedding
09:12ring not is which no doubt we won't have a match for well
09:25I think there's more to this this DNA is now being found at the scene of two
09:30suspicious deaths
09:33well that's certainly struck a nerve
09:37gut
09:39I can believe Jackson punched him he's a very punchable guy
09:46but a killer I mean if there even is one Rosa
09:50time you'll tell
09:52hiya
10:09oh Rita hello you're a bit early oh copper I'm having yes please thanks um milk no sugar
10:18milk no sugar
10:20we uh the group we go out for drinks after it's it's really nice actually we've um
10:32we've actually become friends to six of us
10:35it's wonderful dear
10:37always room for a seventh
10:39well I am always happy to spend time with friends
10:42friends
10:43ah Steven I heard about your dad how is he
10:50no good it's been a challenging week for some more than others my trusty Jasper is to hand
11:01should anyone need to ground themselves
11:03oh bollocks
11:05because grief is something all of you will know
11:12the death of a relationship is no less painful than the death of a person
11:18it is though a complicated grief
11:23perhaps something there resonates with you
11:27if so the conch is yours
11:30Stephen
11:32no
11:33anyone else
11:36my dad
11:37loved
11:38my mum
11:39you could measure it out in
11:41cups of tea
11:43because he'd always make her a fresh brew if she asked for it
11:47thing is
11:48she never drank it
11:50used to drive him mad
11:52used to have to sit there watch it go cold on the side
11:55and then she had the nerve to ask him for another one
11:59he'd always make her a fresh cup
12:01and then he'd have to sit there and watch that go cold
12:04and then she had a heart attack
12:07I mean she was alright
12:10for a while
12:11but she
12:12and he still kept making them the silly sod
12:22and he'd wait for it to go cold
12:24and then he'd go and he'd make her another one
12:26because she
12:29because she couldn't ask for it
12:31now don't get me wrong
12:33Sue's brilliant
12:34I love Sue
12:35but
12:36I've been spending a lot of time with my dad in the last week
12:41and
12:43can't help thinking
12:45I don't think Sue
12:50would keep making me cups of tea
12:54crusts
12:57erm
13:02crusts
13:03erm
13:04yeah
13:05Jim
13:06refused to eat them
13:07point blank
13:08middle aged man
13:09breakfast of a child
13:10so
13:11I used to cut them off for him
13:13because
13:16it's what you do
13:17yeah
13:18you do the little things
13:20sometimes I think about setting the restaurant on fire
13:23oh fucking hell
13:25hell
13:26I wouldn't
13:27all my stuff's upstairs
13:35but the mirror wouldn't be there
13:38she'd
13:39have to go
13:41and then she'd be out my life forever
13:43you know my feelings aren't complicated
13:45I just
13:47I just wanted her
13:48the way I do
13:50the way I do
13:54but she doesn't
13:55how do you know
13:56she doesn't
14:04wait am I the asshole
14:05yes
14:06I love it
14:07it's the same thing
14:08that we never like
14:09it's been a week and I still think it's him
14:30and then when it isn't I
14:35sorry
14:36I
14:37can't help it
14:39I've been practicing in front of the mirror
14:41but I just
14:43does it make me be a bad person
14:45no of course not
14:47he was still a person though
14:48wasn't he
14:50still had hopes and dreams
14:51and things that he wanted to do
14:54still could have changed
14:55anyway
15:00fuck him who's next
15:01you can't be serious
15:02after everything that's happened
15:05should we even still be meeting like this
15:07well
15:08diverging from normal behaviors
15:10could arguably look even more suspicious
15:12but we don't have to just talk about revenge
15:14do we
15:15that is not all we are
15:16who's God would it be
15:26mine are Steve's
15:27er hello
15:28excuse me
15:29well you don't want to do it
15:30I didn't say that
15:31a man died
15:33the police interviewed Callum
15:36who's next for interrogation
15:39Ritter
15:40we left the party
15:41whatever happened to Jack's got nothing to do with any of us
15:44right Rachel
15:45well the police think it's misadventure
15:47so
15:48so it's just an accident
15:49oh yeah
15:50but there's a few other details that the police don't know
15:52aren't there
15:53alright
15:55what if we do something nice
15:57what are you talking about
15:58well Mira
15:59I want to go on
16:00yeah
16:01but I've kind of gone off the whole revenge thing now
16:03so
16:05instead why don't we just
16:06come together to give her something she actually wants
16:08which is
16:09easy
16:10to study a new Rajah Patel
16:12what's a Rajah Patel
16:13he's like the Gordon Ramsay
16:15of the draw
16:16er
16:17I mean
16:18she's cooked for him before
16:19she even blew him away
16:20he offered an apprenticeship on the spot
16:21but she
16:22turned it down
16:23why?
16:24imposter syndrome
16:25if she wrote to him
16:26I know he'd give her another chance
16:28then she'd be out of my life for good
16:31but
16:32she's never been able to pluck up the courage
16:34well then good job she's got her own PR exec to do it for her
16:37for her
16:38sweet
16:53got you something
16:54well that's incredibly morbid
17:04nah
17:05it's a collector's item
17:06well it would have been
17:11to Mr. Smoothie
17:12and a case closed
17:14with zero overtime
17:15maybe there was a killer after all
17:25don't give me that look
17:27I invented that look
17:28and I'm as suspicious as I come Rosa
17:30but sometimes
17:31it is just Occam's razor
17:33you don't know Occam's razor
17:35you don't know Occam's razor
17:36what I know
17:37is that you do this job for long enough
17:39you rack up so many losses
17:40you forget what a win looks like
17:41look
17:42he had the coke to come up
17:43the kettle bring him down
17:45lost his foot and fell in couldn't get out
17:47it happens
17:48I'm not so sure
17:50had enough ketamine in him to bring down a rhino
17:53something's not sitting right
17:55that'll be the rosca
17:58right
17:59we do need some actual drinks
18:01can we please go to the pub
18:04fine
18:14thank you so much
18:15thank you so much
18:16thank you so much
18:17thank you so much
18:18cheers
18:19cheers
18:20cheers
18:21cheers
18:22cheers
18:23celebrating
18:24well Mira certainly is
18:25she's been given a huge opportunity
18:27yeah
18:28tell them Mira
18:29where
18:30I'm going to be
18:31equity partner
18:32at Rora
18:33woo
18:34yay
18:36you fucking what
18:37well there was a chance we were going to lose her
18:39we could hardly have that
18:40could we
18:41so there was something else then
18:42I got another offer from Raja Patel
18:44and I can't quite believe I turned it down again
18:47but
18:48you know working at a restaurant is about making it feel like home
18:51and
18:53yeah I found mine
18:54mine
18:55my home
18:56my home
18:59fucks
19:00wait
19:01Tej
19:02Tej
19:04come here
19:05come here
19:06come here
19:09no mate
19:10I'm not blind
19:12okay
19:13I can see that
19:15Mira being here is causing you some
19:17some pain
19:19isn't it
19:20no
19:21yeah
19:22so
19:23what we need
19:24is to figure out how to get her
19:26away
19:27yeah
19:29no
19:30yeah
19:31that's good
19:32yeah
19:33yeah
19:34so I'm going to ask her out
19:35what
19:36no
19:37no no no no
19:38shh
19:39listen
19:40cause if I'm taking out on dates
19:41and doing all that
19:42she's going to be spending less time around here
19:43isn't she
19:44no but you can't
19:45or do you want around here forever
19:46well obviously no
19:47no cause I could do fun dates in the restaurant but that would just keep her around here more wouldn't it
19:52right
19:53right
19:54so dates in the restaurant or dates out of the restaurant
19:57dates out the restaurant
20:00good idea
20:02they look hella cheap otherwise
20:05oh and er
20:06you know to tell you the truth I'm actually er
20:08just a little bit relieved cause we kinda made out last week
20:12what
20:13but now it's kinda like you know it's like part of the plan innit
20:15you know I just got a head start
20:18yeah
20:20nice one bitch
20:21good talk
20:22ha ha
20:28you know just once I'd love it if one of our plans went off without a hitch
20:32work for the daddy or there's whiskey in the gel
20:33no I've only just killed that ear worm
20:36that whole Irish road trip Dan had it on a fucking loop
20:37um
20:39you know more than you know more than you do
20:42he knew they weren't really faith
20:56Tony and everything
20:57there's something you should know
20:58you never just connected the cams
20:59show me
21:00Oh, we don't need all of this.
21:21What are you doing?
21:22I want to see it.
21:23How can I not think about it?
21:25I'll never be her.
21:27Ellie's not, you know...
21:29Don't bullshit me.
21:31I have eyes.
21:32Here we go.
21:34Maybe you should...
21:36Emily is beautiful.
21:39Fine, yes, but it has made her ugly.
21:43You know those girls at school that are so hot they never develop a personality?
21:48Emily is so much worse than that because she did develop a personality, but a fucking awful one.
21:54She's vain and vapid and arrogant and narcissistic.
22:03I married Emily.
22:05I didn't know what that was.
22:07Emily.
22:09You shut it down, Tej.
22:21He's just saying it.
22:23Because he has to say it.
22:24Because she's a pitiful, insecure wreck of a human.
22:28I know.
22:29He loved me.
22:30I loved him.
22:31Of course you did.
22:32Voice of an angel.
22:33He was my first.
22:34Love?
22:35Well, fuck that for a laugh.
22:36First and never good.
22:37Trust me on that.
22:38Last, on the other hand.
22:39Sorry about the um...
22:40All good.
22:41You'd make an excellent bouncer by the way.
22:42You're fucking wasted in PR.
22:43See when Beck somebody says, you know what?
22:44I'm not.
22:45It's a good thing.
22:46I'm not.
22:47I'm not.
22:48I'm not.
22:49I'm not.
22:50All right.
22:51I'm not.
22:52I'm not.
22:53I'm not.
22:54You're not.
22:55I'm not.
22:56I'm not.
22:57I'm not.
22:58I'm not.
22:59I'm not.
23:00I'm not.
23:01I'm not.
23:02I'm not.
23:03I'm not.
23:04I'm not.
23:05I'm not.
23:06I'm not.
23:08See when Bex and me started dating.
23:09Look, we're not do exes or dating.
23:12We're not dating.
23:14You're either in or you're out.
23:15And no, you can't do an in or out joke.
23:18But it's right there on the table.
23:20Leave it on the table.
23:24I'm in.
23:28And I'm out.
23:37I'm out.
23:47Mum!
23:49Oh, I forgot.
23:50She's out.
23:51That's fine.
23:53I just hopped by to see how you all were.
23:57Something was nagging at me,
23:58but I think it's just that I haven't done a welfare check yet.
24:03How are you?
24:07Hey, look at them.
24:09They're fab.
24:10Thanks.
24:11I don't usually do nails, but...
24:13Mum said I could.
24:15I was going to do waves.
24:18But Joanna's school's got the looks of my stone flush.
24:20His nails.
24:22His nails, Leon.
24:24Why did they find coke under them but no ketamine?
24:27Unless somebody spiked him.
24:32I think someone murdered Jack Jackson.
24:37You're not still watching it, are you?
24:40From one prick to another.
24:43Come to Rara Restaurant this Sunday
24:45and we will feed more than just your stomach.
24:47Join me, Baba Ohm,
24:49for a guided meditation
24:50and walk your path to Shanti.
24:53It's going to be unbelievable.
24:54Apparently, he's an influencer now.
24:58Fucking despicable human being.
25:00You know, he's always had everything he wants in life.
25:03And it has never been enough.
25:04And now he wants Mayra.
25:06If he gets over, then they're both going to be in my life forever.
25:12Look, I know he's not an ex.
25:14I know we have rules, but...
25:15We make the rules.
25:16Yeah, let's take down Rohan.
25:18Hang on.
25:19Yeah, I'm in.
25:20Yeah, let's do it.
25:21No, no, no.
25:21Well, don't I get a say in this?
25:24I thought this was a democracy.
25:26It is.
25:27We all just voted against you.
25:29Yeah, but what if something goes wrong again?
25:31Oh, Rach, tell them.
25:33Sorry, what were you saying?
25:34Wait, is this about Jim?
25:35No, it's not about Jim.
25:36It's just that you're all acting like nothing has changed,
25:38but everything has.
25:40Why can't any of you see that?
25:42I'm not getting arrested just to get back at Jim.
25:44Oh, fuck me.
25:49You're all mad.
25:51All of you are completely mad.
25:52Oh, I'm out.
25:54And nobody try and stop me.
26:04Right, tell us about Rohan.
26:05Okay.
26:06Community golden boy, but he never used to be.
26:08Once upon a time, he was just this spotty kid with anger issues.
26:11And then he found religion.
26:12And TikTok.
26:14And a skincare routine.
26:16He sort of just put them all together.
26:18Anyway, now he's this teen idol guru thing.
26:21He calls himself Baba Om
26:23and preaches the Raja Yoga as his path to inner peace
26:26and his path to fame and fortune.
26:29It's all a lie.
26:30He's a total screaming hypocrite.
26:32I'd relocate his phone when he said he was an Indian,
26:34and he wasn't.
26:35He was an Ibiza.
26:37He hasn't changed.
26:39No matter what he says.
26:41The angry kid's still in there.
26:42If there's one thing that will turn my Lula and Joshy off an influencer,
26:48it's lack of authenticity.
26:50It's what you need to do,
26:51is you need to find that angry kid inside of him
26:54and show it to the world.
26:56No, we don't need to show it to the world.
26:59Just mirror.
27:00What about both?
27:01Oi, Rambo.
27:04Safety glasses.
27:06Didn't you used to run into gunfire?
27:09Oh, yeah, wee beauty.
27:12You pull the pin.
27:15You wait two seconds,
27:17and you'll get enough white smoke to announce a pope.
27:19I'm pretty sure throwing military-class smoke grenades
27:24into a family restaurant
27:25is several sorts of illegal.
27:27Which is why
27:28I'm going to jerry-rig a fuse
27:30and encase it in an air freshener.
27:33Plausible.
27:35Deniability.
27:36All you have to do
27:37is plug it in.
27:39Can I hold it?
27:42Go on.
27:43Look, be careful.
27:47Poxy.
27:47I'm not seven.
27:48Yeah.
27:49I love you too.
27:53Everything okay?
27:56Silly question, really.
27:58Yeah, that's a Jewish mum for you.
28:00Can't stop checking in
28:01or making lasagna.
28:05That was her letting me know
28:06dinner's on the table.
28:08But you're...
28:09In a depressed ex-soldier's caravan
28:11formulating a plan to take down
28:13a Hindu guru's TikTok empire.
28:15Yeah, life
28:16comes at you fast.
28:18I can't look them in the eye.
28:22The kids.
28:24No, they idolise Jack.
28:26And I can't tell them the truth.
28:28I can't live the lie.
28:31I just wish it wasn't an accident.
28:34No, I...
28:34I get it, Rich.
28:35I didn't mean that.
28:36It's not what I meant.
28:37I just...
28:38Emily, I just wish someone had been there.
28:40Then they could have told me.
28:42Was he angry?
28:43Was he scared?
28:45Unrepentant?
28:46Remorseful?
28:46I think he was probably just drunk.
28:49Rach.
28:51Yeah, probably.
28:52We should go.
28:54Just be at home.
28:56We can handle this one.
28:57Tell him, you fucking fuck!
29:05I barely touched that.
29:08One fucking rule!
29:10One!
29:10I mean...
29:11What did I tell you?
29:12I know, I know.
29:13I'm sorry.
29:14No, I know.
29:15I'm sorry.
29:18I don't know.
29:26Oh.
29:26Hey guys, how are you doing?
29:50Good to see you.
29:52Hi.
29:54You look great too.
29:55Hey, bud.
29:55How are you doing?
29:55Good to see you.
29:56Hey guys, how are we doing?
29:57Good to see you.
29:59It's awesome.
30:00Now, of course.
30:03Ready?
30:03Oh, it's ready.
30:04Hello.
30:07What are you doing?
30:08Uh, just checking out fresheners working.
30:11Breath is a gateway to the soul, right?
30:15That is right, brother.
30:17I didn't realise you followed me.
30:19Well, I'm ticked off anyway.
30:23And how about Ibiza?
30:24How on earth did you find out about my holiday?
30:30You know, Swami Vishwananda himself said the Esfeda Sunset was the first moment he truly understood
30:36colour.
30:38He recommended it.
30:40Wait.
30:41Sage, did you, did you think I was out there clopping?
30:48Oh, I can see you're carrying a lot of resentment for me, eh?
30:55But that's okay.
30:58That's okay.
30:59I've got an eight-step programme for that.
31:02You know, Amira's actually on it.
31:05It's part of her, you know, healing journey.
31:09From you.
31:09Oh, speaking of Amira, quick question.
31:15She's a bit of swallow.
31:19When she's cooking.
31:21Now I hate a messy kitchen.
31:22Brothers and sisters, family and friends.
31:34Now we live in a loud world.
31:37A world of flashing screens, endless notifications, a thousand distractions, pulling us in a thousand
31:43directions.
31:44Is it any wonder that we lose ourselves in the noise?
31:49It's almost time.
31:52Is it any wonder when faced...
31:54Oh, I think we might have a problem.
31:57Oh, fuck.
31:58Fuck.
31:59How does she even know the plan?
32:01Oh, it's me.
32:02She asked.
32:02I thought she was making conversation.
32:09We're the ancient sages.
32:11They taught that the path to peace is not about escaping the world, no.
32:16But engaging with it.
32:18Fully.
32:24Now, let's all take a moment to breathe into our peace.
32:31After everything, I thought better agree than drop us in it.
32:34Emily, I wasn't.
32:35I wouldn't.
32:36You're my friends.
32:37I was just going to say that someone was going to spoil the event.
32:41That was it.
32:42I just don't want anyone else to get hurt.
32:44It's the last time we did Jack.
32:46I don't care about Jack.
32:47I care about you.
32:50I mean, look at us.
32:52Rachel has got no closure.
32:53Callum is at war with Bex.
32:54Dan is still inside your head.
32:56Are any of us actually any happier?
32:59Can't we just talk?
33:01If Jim and I had talked, we wouldn't be in this mess.
33:04Okay.
33:04Go on, then.
33:08Talk to Rohan.
33:10And after, when you're done,
33:12when Mira and Rohan are official,
33:14and Tej, our friend, is more miserable than ever,
33:17then you talk to him.
33:23So then,
33:25just take a breath.
33:27Let us do our thing.
33:29And after, we'll call you and go to the pub,
33:31six of us, your friends,
33:33and we'll talk, okay?
33:35Okay.
33:36Okay.
33:38Emily,
33:39be careful.
33:52Everything all right?
33:55Emily?
33:57Yeah.
33:58Yeah, fine.
33:58That's the signal.
34:05That's the signal.
34:05Everyone,
34:14everyone,
34:14everyone,
34:15stay calm,
34:29stay calm.
34:29It's Photoshop.
34:30It's... it's photoshop.
34:56It's... it's deepfakes, that...
34:59That's not me!
35:04This is you. This is all...
35:07You've always been jealous of me!
35:09I'm telling you, just...
35:11Fucking look at him!
35:12No, he's been acting suspicious all day!
35:14All day! He even knew about Ibiza!
35:17No...
35:19No, no, no, no...
35:20No, I mean, I was in Ibiza, but I wasn't...
35:23You know, I wasn't...
35:25I was in Ibiza, but I was in Ibiza!
35:28Fuck off, Lonnie!
35:29Oh!
35:30Oh my god!
35:31Oh my god!
35:33We got him.
35:35I still can't believe that you found a photograph of him shirtless at a beach party on Ausbach!
35:43Wait, there's a wound!
35:45I still can't believe nothing went wrong!
35:47Only cause Emily talked Rita off a ledge!
35:49Where is she, anyway?
35:51Oh, fuck!
35:52Well, she's hard to do it, so I think we've...
35:53Well, she's hard to do it, so I think we've...
35:58Your mum said you'd be doing these meetings.
35:59That's good.
36:00Of course, Convena said I'd find you here.
36:01That you'd made friends.
36:02That you'd made friends.
36:17It's good, too.
36:21That's good
36:24Course convene I said I'd find you here that he'd made friends. It's good, too
36:34It's like there's this
36:37Well, and it's bottomless nothing fills it ever not people or food or love
36:46Never love love just makes it deeper
36:48On some days every now and then when the kitchen was buzzing
36:55And your mom was yelling the tables around the place was spilling over on days like that it just about touched the sides
37:05But that came at a cost I
37:10Came to say I'm leaving I
37:12I'm taking up Rajat Patel's apprenticeship my cab's outside
37:27I
37:29Know it was you who emailed him
37:33You're the only person I told I
37:36Just have one question. How did you know he'd still want me?
37:42I
37:44Because your food tastes like home
37:51Our daughter I would have called her Amaya
38:07Amaya
38:12You know Dan was wrong about one thing he said I built myself up based on how I look I
38:26Didn't
38:29Built myself up based on how he made me feel
38:31There's a platform and now it's gone I
38:37Feel like there's this
38:39Void beneath me and I I don't know what to do
38:48Just for
38:53Float
38:55Look I'm just a roofer
38:57But Dan's an idiot
38:59You're kind
39:00You're loyal
39:01You're kind
39:02You're loyal
39:03And you're exciting
39:04Float
39:05Float
39:06Float
39:07Float
39:09Float
39:10Float
39:12Float
39:13Float
39:14Float
39:15Float
39:16Float
39:17You know maybe instead of coming over later later later you could
39:23Maybe come over early later like for dinner
39:28I've got a meeting with a lawyer about Belle in a bit
39:30It's just crossing the I's and dotting the D's
39:33Come on the street after
39:35It's just crossing the I's and dotting the D's
39:38Come on the street after
40:03Float
40:10Stan
40:11Hello?
40:19What the fuck Emily?
40:22Charlotte has been grumpy for weeks and I thought it was just wedding nerves but it turns out it's you. It's fucking you!
40:29What did she say to me?
40:31Tell everyone to know. It'll be poison. You drip poison, Emily.
40:36You can't help it. It's just who you are.
40:38That's why everyone leaves you.
40:49Just say the word.
40:54What do you mean I've got to let them go?
40:56I mean, Mr. Bird, there's actually nothing you can do to stop Dex moving Bella to Spain.
41:01I thought all this was just a formality. I thought this was just about ticking boxes.
41:05Something has come to life.
41:08It seems Mrs. Bird has been made aware of your recent involvement in a police investigation.
41:14Involvement? How did they... I'm not even a suspect.
41:18It doesn't matter. It creates an impression.
41:21It's suggestive of a person who's not...
41:23Fuck off, Barry!
41:31I'll have one if you're making it.
41:39It's made.
41:45Alright.
41:49Well, I've told my dad...
41:53That's how you know it's real.
41:54Mm-hmm.
41:56I don't know how much he took in, but...
41:59I've told him.
42:02Why?
42:04Why what?
42:05Why wouldn't he have taken it in?
42:10Because he's...
42:12Fading through.
42:19Anyway.
42:19Oh, that sounds awful, Stephen.
42:26Let's, um...
42:28Let's push pause on this, shall we?
42:34I think...
42:36Sometimes it takes a shock...
42:38To make you realise what's important.
42:43How about I make you that nice cup of tea, then...
42:45Maybe we can talk.
43:00It's alright.
43:01It's alright.
43:15I'm a shit brother.
43:36But we both know they were deep fakes, Tej.
43:39You know how I'm so sure?
43:40Because I genuinely...
43:45Never set foot in a club the entire time I was in Ibiza.
43:50And you can lie to everyone else.
43:52I deserve it.
43:56But you can't lie to me.
44:03Does it feel good, what you did, Tej?
44:06Does it make you happy?
44:07I don't know.
44:07I don't know.
44:10I don't know.
44:13Yeah.
44:18You sure you're okay?
44:20Aye, just sometimes I get these headaches.
44:22I'll be fine by morning.
44:24We could do breakfast, then.
44:26Still have dessert.
44:27You're on.
44:28Dad doesn't know he's missing.
44:31Night, Poppins.
44:32Bye.
44:33Bye.
44:33Bye.
44:40See you guys.
44:49Bye.
44:54Bye.
44:55Bye.
44:58Bye.
45:02Bye.
45:03Bye.
45:05Sweet, far.
45:05Bye.
45:05Bye.
45:06Bye.
45:06Bye.
45:07Bye.
45:09I just wanted to say good luck
45:22I just wanted to wish you good luck
45:26Good luck
45:28Good luck
45:39Good luck
46:09Good luck
46:39Good luck
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