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00:00Previously on Canada's Drag Race, this week is a double feature.
00:04Snatch game and design.
00:06I definitely think I'm gonna add more, more, more.
00:09I'm gonna fight for my country.
00:11Even the spirits are confused with that one.
00:14Maya Fox. Van Gogh.
00:17Good drag-ulations.
00:19You are the winner of this week's maxi challenge.
00:21Holy shit.
00:23Caramel. Shantae Yousse.
00:25Star Doll. Sashay Away.
00:30Pitch.
00:34Star is gone.
00:35I feel a little responsible and a little guilty.
00:39But also a little like, ooh.
00:41At least you're not coming back in the work and we're gonna be mad at me.
00:44I'm so heartbroken right now.
00:46I don't deserve to be here.
00:48But I look so pussy.
00:51Just know I will always be a mwah.
00:54Star.
00:55P.S. Van.
00:56You owe me, sis.
00:58I'm her buddy.
01:00I'm feeling a lot of adrenaline from the lip sync.
01:02A lot of anger.
01:03A lot of heartbreak for Star.
01:05I'm like definitely in my feels right now.
01:08And I need to let some things out.
01:10Wow, wow, wow, wow.
01:12Ugh.
01:13No Keisha, no shade.
01:14I'm gagged you weren't in the bottom.
01:16I'm surprised by that choice.
01:18It was like an impossible choice because I think Caramel, like you did better in the challenge for sure.
01:23I looked at the competition overall and I thought that Velma had a better track record.
01:28Ultimately, I choose to save Velma.
01:30And this is a strategic move, I have to be honest.
01:32Who's gonna be able to help me long term?
01:35And I feel like that person is Velma.
01:37I'm a little pissed off.
01:38I was kind of gagged in that moment because I do feel like I did better in the challenge.
01:42The way you did the challenge bombed what you did before.
01:47In my opinion, I just felt like I should have been saved.
01:50I just feel like it's fake as fuck and I'm not here for it.
01:53Looking at the fact that like almost every girl in here said that they would save me.
01:57I was really shocked that you chose Velma.
02:00At the end of the day, the judges said that you were shut down.
02:03Your look was good also like me.
02:05It was not like that clear.
02:06Do you think my critiques were better?
02:08Like they said they laughed.
02:10Well they laughed at the same joke.
02:11They said that you weren't funny though.
02:13They said they didn't laugh at anything.
02:14I just think Velma's bullshit.
02:16Are we in the same room?
02:17Are we hearing the same thing?
02:19Like is your brain not working?
02:21You like didn't get any laughs like they said you weren't funny.
02:24Everybody is shocked.
02:26Everybody thought that it would be caramel.
02:29This is something that I will remember forever.
02:32So what was your decision Van?
02:34I'll be the first one to say it.
02:35I think Star's a threat.
02:37So I was like, what's the point of saving her?
02:40I think I can read PM better than I can read Star.
02:44I don't know what Star's gonna do.
02:46And I just wasn't willing to take that risk.
02:48Caramel, I'm just so happy you won with no makeup on.
02:51That part. That part.
02:54Not even a lick of eyeshadow.
02:56Just bare face with a wig.
02:59I know this wig is controversial, but I do feel a little...
03:07But I think it's time to get out of drag.
03:09Yes, please!
03:10Let's go!
03:11Season six is playing the game.
03:14The beaver's making me feel crazy because I don't know how it's going to be played.
03:19No one's sticking to like the previous seasons where it was boring and their like track record.
03:23You can't bet on an alliance.
03:27I don't believe anyone's actually going to stay true to their work.
03:34The winner of Canada's Drag Race receives $100,000.
03:39With Tracy Melshore, Carson Kressley, and Brooklyn Heights.
03:44With extra special guest judge, Alyssa Edwards.
03:56It's a new day in the workroom and the target on my back has just grown bigger.
04:00So I gotta make sure that I'm still in that top spot.
04:02So none of these girls can try to ask me.
04:04We made it another week!
04:06Yay!
04:09We got some wins on the board now.
04:10I have a win.
04:11Salty has a win.
04:12Van Gogh's got two wins.
04:14I'm coming up right next.
04:16Now listen here.
04:17One half of the Scissor Sisters already got her wins.
04:20So it's my turn to snip, snip, snip, snip my way up to the top.
04:24I really didn't have a good week.
04:25I know it was a fiasco.
04:27I don't know how to land a plane.
04:29It's really important that I bounce back
04:31cause of course they gonna eat me alive if it's not the case.
04:36Ebony!
04:37Do you remember being in the alliance, female alliance?
04:41I don't recall talking about an alliance.
04:42It's a record!
04:44There's no record!
04:45Oh, it's me dead.
04:46The girls are over here.
04:48Oh yes, of course.
04:49If I'm on the top, I'll say again if you're on the bottom.
04:52Of course.
04:53And vice versa.
04:54Uh huh.
04:55Girl, Vemma got me goofed up this morning.
04:58And I'll see you, I low-key had an alliance with Star.
05:00That's not true!
05:02Stop it!
05:03Dirty Alliance Laundry is being aired.
05:06Girl, I saw an opportunity and I took it!
05:08Well, I appreciate you taking that opportunity!
05:11I know I had a floppy on a week.
05:14I am not delusional, but I did walk my ass off on the runway.
05:18Yes, you did.
05:19After my sister Hazel didn't have my back twice.
05:21Oh!
05:22Here we go!
05:23First doesn't let me choose and he says I should be in the bottom.
05:26I am ready to let Hazel have it.
05:29I just want to shake them a little bit and also let them know
05:32that they shouldn't have done what they did.
05:35So what I'm seeing is these alliances that y'all made don't mean anything!
05:39Don't mean anything!
05:40Girl, they don't be sure!
05:41This table chat is so revealing.
05:44These bitches have no integrity at all.
05:48And that's okay!
05:49Because I know that I'm looking out for myself now.
05:52Oh!
05:53Here we go!
05:55Oh!
05:56Canada!
05:57Seen it already, then had her!
06:01Hey, page turners!
06:03Hey!
06:04There's nothing I love more than a nice hard cover.
06:08So grab your reading glasses and don't forget to follow the rubric.
06:13Hello!
06:14Hello!
06:15Hello!
06:16Hello!
06:17Hello!
06:18Hello!
06:19Hello!
06:20Hello!
06:21Hello!
06:22I'm getting so good at being Canadian.
06:24Hello!
06:25Hello!
06:26Now you all look amazing, but every queen can use a little help.
06:29Lucky for you in today's mini challenge, I'll be holding one-on-one styling sessions.
06:33Hey!
06:34Hey!
06:35We'll talk all things fashion, and in the end, I'll select my style superstar on the rise.
06:40So take 10 minutes to slip into D-list fashionista quick drag.
06:44Okay!
06:45Then meet me and my atelier, and I'll decide if you're a red flag or red carpet royalty.
06:50Ooh!
06:51Can I get a yes and?
06:53Yes and!
06:54Can I get a yes and Murray?
06:56Yes and Murray!
06:58On your marks, get set, pose!
07:02Yeah!
07:03Yeah!
07:04Go, go, go!
07:05Go!
07:06Ah!
07:07Oh my God!
07:08This is crazy!
07:11First mini challenge of the season, and I've never done quick drag before.
07:16We'll see how it looks.
07:17Oh, you better, bitch.
07:21Oh!
07:22You better, bitch.
07:23Oh!
07:31I'm here!
07:32Ah!
07:33Good to see me, isn't it?
07:34I put on my finest pigeon coat, my wine-stained tube top dress, and I am ready to get this fashion
07:41consultation on the go.
07:42I'm so excited to be here.
07:44Oh, thank you so much.
07:45I'm a big fan of yours.
07:46Oh, my God.
07:47Did you catch me in RuPaul's Roller Boogie 47?
07:50I saw 48.
07:51I skipped 47.
07:52I probably need to see that.
07:53You do.
07:54I was server number three.
07:55Let me see the top of your hat.
07:56Oh, my God.
07:57Yes, I remember that scene.
07:58Yes, yes.
07:59Can I come in?
08:00Abs, I wish you would.
08:01I'm coming in.
08:02Okay, thank you so much.
08:05My agent sent me here because apparently I need some style help.
08:09Oh, girl.
08:10Look at you.
08:11Oh, gosh.
08:12What have you been up to lately?
08:14I haven't seen you in a minute.
08:15Oh, my God.
08:16I did a commercial for a laxative.
08:18Oh, okay.
08:19It was explosive.
08:20I auditioned on American Idol.
08:21Oh, you did?
08:22Yeah.
08:23It didn't air, though.
08:24Look at you.
08:25You're like some kind of glamour leprechaun.
08:26Exactly.
08:27My name is Patricia.
08:28Pat, if you're nasty.
08:29You have seen me in the magazines, Carson.
08:33Oh, okay.
08:34This nose knows no boundaries.
08:37I won Miss Lobster Roll 2004 in Shizyak.
08:40That's how I know you.
08:41I knew you knew me from somewhere.
08:43And how would you describe your style in three words?
08:46I think I would do skinny, for sure.
08:48Skinny.
08:49Would be the first one.
08:50Punk out of bed.
08:51Punk.
08:52Chic.
08:53Out of bed.
08:54Chic.
08:55That's five words.
08:56This is my new pigeon coat.
08:57Pigeon is very in right now.
08:58Is it?
08:59It is, yeah.
09:00Baby, this is chicken feathers from our own coop.
09:03Really?
09:04It's farm to closet.
09:05Oh, yes.
09:06Oh, right.
09:07I mean, your, oh, your bosoms are, um, I think, I feel like they're coming out.
09:10They're coming out?
09:11That might be something we can work on.
09:13I need some style help.
09:14Is this beaver?
09:15It's actually my back hair.
09:17It is.
09:18Yeah.
09:19Okay.
09:20You just moved it.
09:21You just moved it.
09:22Put your thing down and flipped it and reversed it.
09:23I loved it.
09:24I love that shoe.
09:25Oh, yeah.
09:26Thanks.
09:27The shoe match is always, Carson.
09:28You're so flexible to rest.
09:30That's what gets me the covers.
09:31Uh, what do you think of my outfit?
09:33I do like your, uh, your pocket handkerchief.
09:35Oh, thank you.
09:36Yes.
09:37The pocket square.
09:38Oh, I love it.
09:39A pocket square looks like a triangle to me.
09:41I know.
09:42I know.
09:43Who cares about geometry?
09:44I think people are having sex in that window behind us.
09:46Hold on.
09:47Let me see.
09:48Let me see.
09:49Oh, my gosh.
09:50Look at them.
09:51Oh, my God.
09:52I just love love.
09:53I know.
09:54All right.
09:55We'll just try to avert our eyes.
09:56For some of your favorite style influencers.
09:59I think her name's Melinda Verga.
10:00Melinda Verga.
10:01Melinda Verga.
10:02Melinda Verga.
10:03Oh, what an interesting choice.
10:04Brooklyn Heights.
10:05Really?
10:06I saw those lace eyebrows, and I just needed some of them myself.
10:10You see that right there?
10:11I'll lift up them.
10:12Wow.
10:13Oh, wow.
10:14They look so real.
10:15Oh, thank you.
10:16I think you're hypnotizing me.
10:17Oh, my goodness.
10:18I think you are an amazing astrophysicist.
10:24One sec, one sec.
10:25Let me clap it out of you.
10:26Oh.
10:27Oh, wow.
10:28Oh, wow.
10:29God, I feel...
10:30What just happened?
10:31We should probably see you through a little runway walk.
10:33I am a little sore from last night, so I'll try my best.
10:36Oh, God.
10:37Did you fall?
10:38No, I just had too much food.
10:39Oh, look at that.
10:40Over here.
10:41Oh, God.
10:42Oh, goodness.
10:43Chiropractor.
10:44Faster.
10:45Faster.
10:46Faster.
10:47Faster.
10:48Turn.
10:49And a little jog.
10:50A light jog.
10:51A light jog.
10:52Oh, yeah, that's good.
10:53Oh, yes.
10:54Lead with the knees.
10:55Moncton Fashion Week.
10:57And that is the actual lobster roll.
11:00Mm-hmm.
11:02That's so unique.
11:03I walked like that once after a week in Barbados.
11:06Okay.
11:07Well, where...
11:08Okay.
11:09My spoons came out.
11:10Oh, my God.
11:11Where were those?
11:12This is when I lost Mr. Lobster Roll 2005.
11:14Hold on.
11:15Added talent.
11:16All right.
11:17I think we're done here.
11:18So, get out.
11:19Okay.
11:20Thank you so much.
11:21Thank you so much.
11:22I'll find you on the Moncton Facebook page.
11:25Thanks so much.
11:26I'm banned.
11:27I'm sure you are.
11:29Well, in a room full of D-listers, one of you was an A+.
11:34The winner of today's mini-challenge is...
11:38Sammy Landry.
11:39Oh, yeah!
11:40Oh, yeah!
11:41Good job!
11:43Yes.
11:44Good work.
11:46You have won $2,500 cash, courtesy of Swish Embassy.
11:51Ooh.
11:52Oh, my.
11:53All right.
11:54Now that we're all warmed up, it's time to sizzle your sisters.
11:57Because for this week's maxi-challenge, it's the return of the reading battles.
12:02Oh!
12:05You'll face off against one of your fellow queens and take turns trading burns.
12:10It is the reading battles.
12:12We've all seen it.
12:13Some of us may not love it.
12:15Reading is an art form.
12:17It is something that not everybody can do, because you have to be smart.
12:21And a lot of these girls are so stupid.
12:24The goal is simple.
12:25Win your battle and secure your safety.
12:27Lose your battle, and well, you might be in danger, girl.
12:31And the funniest queen of the night will win the maxi-challenge.
12:36But first, you need a reading buddy.
12:38Sammy Landry, as the winner of the mini-challenge, you will select your rival.
12:44Let me get a look here.
12:45Let me get a look.
12:47I get to pick my opponent first.
12:49Who do I want to destroy?
12:52I'm gonna go for P.N.
12:55Yes.
12:56I fucking hate you so much.
12:58I hate you more.
12:59Now I will choose a queen at random, and they will pick their opponent.
13:08Hazel.
13:09Who the fuck do I want to choose?
13:11Who is on the same level as me?
13:14I think I'm gonna go with Caramelk.
13:19Okay.
13:21Dulce.
13:23I know everyone thinks I'm gonna go Pigman, but I'm not sure.
13:27I kind of wanted to surprise them.
13:28You know what?
13:29I'm gonna go with Velma.
13:31Work.
13:32Work.
13:33Okay, so Dulce versus Velma.
13:35All right, let's find our next name.
13:40Ebony LaBelle.
13:41Oh!
13:42Oh!
13:44There we go.
13:45Let's go.
13:46So which of y'all bitches would call me annoying?
13:50You wanted to be salt versus pepper so bad.
13:53So you know what?
13:54I'm gonna choose Maya Fox.
13:56Oh!
13:57Oh my God.
13:58So it's Ebony versus Maya, and that means it's Saltina versus Van Gogh.
14:07Fate leaves me and Van together, and I cannot wait to read her down.
14:15To help you get up in this gig, you'll get some help from our extra special guest judge.
14:20But I'll let her introduce herself.
14:22Oh!
14:23Racers, start your engines.
14:25And may the best drag queen read!
14:31My name is Alyssa Edwards, and I am a very established and seasoned queen.
14:37I mean truly.
14:38What the fuck am I actually doing here in Canada?
14:42Where's Brooklyn Heights?
14:46Oh my God!
14:47I am gooped, gagged, and bewildered.
14:52Holy.
14:53How are you?
14:54Hello.
14:55She is like my favorite drag queen of all time.
14:58Tell me, are we ready for the reading battle?
15:00Yeah.
15:01The girls wanna battle!
15:03Y'all, this is fun.
15:04I know what you all are feeling right now.
15:06Mm-hmm.
15:07But I think if you turn off the voices in your head sometimes, and allow yourself to giggle
15:12and laugh, and if you're confident in your skin unapologetically, the judges will enjoy it.
15:17Yeah, I feel like it is hard because it's like you don't wanna offend the person.
15:20Why don't you wanna offend them in a reading battle?
15:22Honey, there's a cash prize.
15:23There is a check waving to you.
15:25You better get to offending everybody.
15:27All the girls think that I'm an easy target in this challenge, and I'm sure Hazel thinks she has it in a bag.
15:32But I feel like if anything, that just fuels my fire.
15:34I mean, Alyssa Edwards gave me the hint, so I need to come in hard.
15:38So if a joke doesn't land, how do you keep rolling?
15:44Guess what?
15:45I'm laughing first.
15:46Yes.
15:47Okay.
15:48Okay, because if you can't make yourself laugh...
15:49How the hell are you gonna make somebody else laugh?
15:51You're gonna make somebody at home laugh.
15:53Many times in season five, me telling myself I can't do this or this or this.
15:57Oh, hell, bitch.
15:59You could do all of that.
16:00Now, it might not be as fast or as sharp as someone else.
16:04But what you do is authentically, unapologetically you.
16:08And when you bring that to this competition, that's when you soar.
16:12Do you have any advice like maybe right before you walk in to like kind of tell yourself,
16:16or does that just kind of tie in to pretty much what you said?
16:18No, I think being a performer, it's natural to be nervous because we're passionate about it, right?
16:21Yeah.
16:22We wanna do good.
16:23We wanna be a symbol of excellence.
16:24We wanna be the best version of ourselves.
16:25So it's natural to be nervous, especially when you're passionate about something.
16:28And I think that's good.
16:30Hearing Alyssa say that like if you have nerves, it's because you're passionate,
16:33kind of makes me feel a little bit more at ease because I feel like I've been really nervous
16:37pretty much this whole competition.
16:39But it's because it means a lot to me.
16:41This isn't just a game.
16:42Like this is something I really want.
16:43Bring that backstage drag dancer.
16:46Bring that to the main stage.
16:48I'm excited to see all this.
16:49I'm excited.
16:50And I believe in you all, right?
16:52Now let me meet y'all's opponents.
16:53Get the hell up out of here.
16:54Woo!
16:55Woo!
16:56Woo!
16:57Woo!
16:58Woo!
16:59Woo!
17:00Woo!
17:01Woo!
17:02I love Miss Alyssa's motherfucking air words.
17:05That is so gaggy.
17:06Are y'all gagged?
17:07Alyssa is that type of girl that just knows how to throw it back right at ya.
17:11And she could give us some really, really, really good advice.
17:14I'm Sammy Landry.
17:15Oh wait, say that again.
17:16Sammy Landry.
17:17Sammy.
17:18Sammy.
17:19Sammy.
17:20Sammy.
17:21Landry.
17:22Landry.
17:23That's the experience.
17:24What does that mean?
17:25It means my name.
17:26Landry.
17:27Landry.
17:28It's French.
17:29Clearly.
17:30Yes.
17:31Who thinks they're really gonna excel in this?
17:32I feel like I'm gonna surprise myself.
17:33You better do that, honey, or you better be a good lip-syncer.
17:36I can actually go for him down.
17:38I know all about that because I thought I was fucking hilarious, bitch.
17:41You were cackling.
17:42You were having a hoot and a haul.
17:44And I was obsessed with that.
17:45The judges didn't.
17:46They were like, what?
17:47Alyssa, were you entertained?
17:48I said, thoroughly.
17:50But I'm a storyteller.
17:51I learned very quickly.
17:52And these kind of challenges, sometimes less is best.
17:55And when it's less is best, you can get a lot more snappy.
17:58Punch.
17:59Get to the punch.
18:00And delivery can be everything.
18:01Yeah.
18:02Sometimes for me, for my character, I could read a children's book and make it funny.
18:05Yeah.
18:06Just really sell your character with it.
18:07Yes.
18:08Alyssa is giving us some solid comedy advice.
18:11This is all in fun.
18:12It's just drag.
18:13It's just drag.
18:14It's not personal.
18:15It's just drag.
18:16Now, I'm nobody's lie detector test, but I think some of these queens are over here playing
18:19too Canadian and nice.
18:21But I think some of them are quite shady.
18:24I'll stay tuned.
18:31Oh, my God.
18:33Alyssa Edwards.
18:35Motherfucking Edwards.
18:37She came to Moncton.
18:38No way.
18:39In 2018.
18:40I opened for a show that she did in Montreal.
18:43So you said it was around 2018.
18:4518, yeah.
18:46You did that.
18:47How long have you been doing drag again?
18:48Nine years.
18:49Nine years.
18:50I started in a drag competition, and I won the contest.
18:54And at the end, I found the heart of drag being my heart.
18:58My art.
18:59My art.
19:00Art.
19:01Not my art.
19:02But yeah, a little bit of this too.
19:04The only way to get good at it and the only way to figure out your drag is with a lot of
19:10experience.
19:11Exactly.
19:12I love shows and gigs that much because they didn't want to book me.
19:16It was a challenge to be booked for gigs.
19:19I was feeling the hate more from the older queens than my sisters.
19:25It's been nine years, but it's like the two last years that I really, really had jobs
19:30and I did my experience.
19:32Like, I'm such a fighter, so I just keep on going.
19:35It's a little bit sad.
19:36Like, I'm like, I wish I had the chance that my sisters that started with me had.
19:42I'm really happy that I have a place here and that I can be celebrating this heart.
19:48So, do you want to...
19:49Yeah, let's wish to get to work.
19:51Yeah.
19:52But it wasn't...
19:53Wait, did you get...
19:55No, I got chosen.
19:56Who chose you?
19:57Ebony chose me.
19:58So, you're easy to read.
19:59Apparently.
20:00That's what she said.
20:01That's what she said.
20:02Ebony is a really big personality, and I just need to make sure that she doesn't
20:05steamroll me in this challenge.
20:06I need to take my space up and stand out my own way.
20:09Oh, girl.
20:10Oh, girl.
20:11Oh, girl, they ain't ready to go.
20:12I am so happy I'm sitting with my sisters, Miss Vanessa Goff and Ebony, because they are the
20:18funniest bitches in the room, and I need some help.
20:21I chose Maya.
20:22I don't really know too much about her.
20:24But that didn't stop me from writing a lot of jokes.
20:27Maya did win Snatch Game last week, so I know she's good at improv.
20:30And what if she takes away the momentum from my jokes with a good clap back?
20:34Are we feeling a little devious today?
20:37Well, yes.
20:38Well, yes.
20:39I feel like we all didn't get to pick, right?
20:41All three of us?
20:42Yeah.
20:43I didn't get to pick, but I got who I wanted.
20:44Oh, really?
20:45Really?
20:46Yes.
20:47Okay.
20:48You know, Dan has a big target on her back with two wins, and I feel like I could, you
20:52know, maybe make her a little less comfortable.
20:55I'm happy that you're going against her because I feel like you can really...
20:58Yeah.
20:59I don't want her to get that to win.
21:01I want to deflate her ego.
21:03Just a little, you know?
21:05I would have picked Hazel because I know Hazel the best, and I know...
21:09Well, tell me about it.
21:10Oh, we will.
21:11We will.
21:12I want to, like, dig in deep.
21:13Yeah.
21:14Right.
21:15And we will dig deep today.
21:16I'm going to give Caramelk a couple of little zingers or things they can dig at that might
21:23throw Hazel off their game because Hazel definitely threw my game off last week by not choosing
21:28me.
21:29Do you think everyone else is being shady?
21:30I hope so.
21:31No, I think everyone's going to do this.
21:32Look at them.
21:33They're all overlooking at us.
21:35Oh, my God.
21:36Okay, so let's talk in French.
21:37Oh, my God.
21:38Thank God.
21:40Jesus.
21:41Jesus, Mary.
21:42You want the other bitches who don't understand us a little bit.
21:44No.
21:45It's a little bit.
21:46I don't understand.
21:47I'm not a little violent.
21:48No.
21:49But I try to act like...
21:50I like it.
21:51I like it too.
21:52Because at the end of the day, it's just like it's funny.
21:55Yeah.
21:56Like, you can act evil.
21:57Yeah.
21:58But as much as it's funny, it's what they call it.
22:00Yeah, exactly.
22:01I believe you can go as nasty, dirty, and deep as you can go.
22:07If it's funny, it's okay.
22:10On bitch, mon bitch.
22:12I don't know if...
22:13Yeah.
22:14Yeah.
22:15And if I cry...
22:16It's the fact that I'm like...
22:17But I'm also confident because I think I have a good way to write.
22:21This week, I know I have to be really prepared.
22:25The order of the word are so important in comedy.
22:29So for me, I know I have to practice, practice, practice, practice, and practice to success.
22:35Oh my goodness.
22:36Oh my not.
22:37So, you have to do that.
22:38Yes.
22:40Oh my god.
22:41I don't know what to say.
22:42I'm their name, aren't you?
22:43You don't know if you have to go.
22:44Oh.
22:45Oh my God.
22:46Oh.
22:47Oh my God.
22:48Oh.
22:49Oh my God.
22:50Oh my God.
22:51Oh my God.
22:52Oh my God.
22:53Oh my God.
22:54Oh my God.
22:55Oh my God.
22:56I don't know if you have to...
22:58Ah!
22:59Oh my God.
23:00Oh my God.
23:01what when life hands you limes put them in your hat welcome to the main stage of canada's drag
23:09race she's my favorite naughty librarian it's tracy melchor hey brook brook hi trace what is
23:16your favorite kind of read petulant oh noted and it's style superstar carson kressley carson what
23:25are you still doing here oh well i came for the poutine but i stayed for the mountaineys i think
23:31you mean the mounties no i mean mountaineys and it's the pride and joy of mesquite texas the winner
23:38of global all-stars alissa edwards i'm back back back back back again alissa you've never been here
23:46only in my dreams this week we put our queen's literacy to the test in the reading battles
23:53racers start your engines and may the best drag queen win
23:58this category is my chemical reaction first up hazel my chemical reaction is inspired by
24:12metallicizing there is the silver plated side and then the gold is metallicizing all over it
24:19if only she had a brain bitch fuck joan of art it's hazel of art i'm here to stomp on this
24:26competition thank you for being an alloy
24:28maya fox
24:33i'm ready to serve you eruption baby i am the volcano we have rubble all on this down we've got lava coming
24:42out it is moving it is flowing she is smoking that's my mount vesuvacissi i'm really selling
24:49this head to toe i am melting all over this stage what a hothead pompey i say ebony la belle
24:58miss ebony she's getting ready to go to the gala she got her pretty dress on she got her hair up in her
25:05rollers honey she's reading the good old bell magazine shootin high here and i turn around boom now she
25:13done turned it and burnt it the whole back is burnt to a crisp but isn't she so glamorous hair today gone tomorrow
25:21pm my runway is inspired by the chemical reaction bleach another black black black black black again
25:31on one side of me i am plaqued i am disgusting i am a deep coffee stained yellow and then on the other
25:39side i am showing you pearly and white get up to three shades lighter in just two weeks
25:45my runway is inspired by the chemical reaction decaying now that right there is rigor morris
25:55i wanted to be in kind of a half state of decaying so i got bones coming out maybe i'm giving you
26:01horror i'm giving you spooky spooky it takes a lot of backbone to wear a look like this
26:10caramilk who doesn't love a melted chocolate bar what's up spudge this week i really wanted to show
26:19something more sexy i just wanted to go down the runway with my oiled up legs and show the girls that
26:24i can really strut down i think i see her ganache caramilk is melting the hearts of the judges
26:30sammy landry my chemical reaction is inspired by crystallization oh my god i'm crystallized you
26:41guys i don't know how crystallization works i'm not a scientist i'm a drag queen now that right there
26:47is marilyn monho i wanted to challenge myself and push myself and show the judges that i hear the
26:54critiques this is the glam sammy saltina shaker my runway is inspired by the chemical reaction of
27:02cryogenesis that's me freezing it's kate minus eight fahrenheit i have these pipes going into my suit
27:13pumping oxygen but i'm slowly freezing to death putting the cyst in cryogenesis she's giving us the
27:22cold shoulder dulce i'm rolling down this runway like i have a rock and at the very end i bust open
27:29and you see everything that's inside of me i could see her grand canyon a lot of browns a lot of like
27:36almost orangey colors maybe a bit of crystallization which is why the rhinestones are all placed and
27:41scattered everywhere i want to show the judges that i don't always just wear a gown not a soul could rock
27:46felma jones the graceful mother nature has arrived it's precipitation but passion the hair clouds is
27:56charged with water the rain is pouring to the cold ground becoming ice here she is world it's stormy daniel
28:06i want to take my time for the judges to really take it in and really appreciate all the details is
28:13that a first time a woman's ever made you wet welcome to reading battles tonight two queens will
28:26face off in a read-off you will exchange burns and land as many hits as you can the winner of each
28:35battle will secure their spot in the competition and the funniest queen of the night will be our maxi
28:41winner we will also name a bottom three from the losers of their battles so don't hold back
28:57welcome to our first battle the only thing whiter than her face is her dancing it's van gogh
29:04and just like her hometown ottawa she's had a bunch of angry truckers in her it's saltina shaker
29:16let the reading begin hello everyone my name is van gogh i am the little devil with the list also known
29:23as the front runner of the competition saltina is so desperate for another win she's battling the girl with
29:30the speech impediment and she's still gonna lose but it'll remind her of week one all right hi ladies
29:38and gentlemen uh whatever the p.m is how are we doing tonight you know van it looks like somebody squished
29:47your face but it also sounds like somebody squished your face
29:55saltina you are the queen of social media and i want you to show us how to do one of those amazing
29:59transitions right now from the main stage back to ottawa what do van's filler and canadian geese have in
30:10common they're both migrating as we speak well i went to brooklyn's doctor so i know
30:26van walks into a bar is something i would say if caramel didn't steal all her bookings
30:31albert einstein invented the theory of relativity my theory your parents were relatives
30:46i want to leave you all with some homework do y'all know what a blob fish is a blob fish
30:53if you don't know what it is look it up when you get back home and let me know what you think
30:58i don't know what you think um hence it's hideous thank you guys
31:09well done the reading battle is on a real uh war of words lots of casualties and collateral damage
31:16over here van goth i can tell that you host i can tell that you are comfortable commanding a room
31:21saltina you had some great zingers in there canada goose migration i was like wait they make more than
31:26just jackets i was a little worried about you at first but you really found your rhythm at the
31:32end and you ended on the perfect note which is that blob fish and also your pm joke will live rent
31:38free in my head forever i think this is a double act something you two both should take on the road
31:43together good and evil the winner of this reading battle is saltina shaker
31:56congratulations you live to slay another day that means i'm sorry my dear but van goth you lost your
32:03battle and you may be up for elimination it's time for our next battle
32:07now despite popular belief she did not shoot selena
32:18it's dulce oh my god that's great and she's the jean christian of drag it's velvet jones
32:27let the reading begin well hello everyone my name is dulce and i will be your main course for this
32:38evening to warm us up you know the one that you kind of toss to the side velma hi everybody npm
32:47i'm velma jones i'm your frenchie sweetheart and the good thing with this face-off is i would not
32:54understand any of it girl neither will we don't worry oh dulce i like dulce delicious
33:06what's missing oh taste
33:12too bad i can't ask for you velma is so white when feasts when feasts girl i know about feasts
33:20but when i first met velma she thought i was house cleaning she did and when production first
33:26said hard ice she got so excited because she thought i was finally getting deported
33:34yeah well dulce really wants to be fully parts of our drag family and judging by how she's dressing
33:43hey grandma
33:44i'm surprised you know the word grandma because wasn't your mom an alcoholic and hated you
33:51yeah oh yeah sure but my grandma loved me she's the only one that does
33:56well yes well yes well yes she keeps her drink tickets from drag bar gigs and use them as coupons
34:10at grocery store i would have saved those drink tickets for your mom i know she could have used them
34:17but did you know that velma also has a drag king personality no she does she does but honestly if we
34:24were all such a half-assed drag queen like her we would also need another personality to make up
34:28for the lack of talent no girls are reading dulce is from the city of london and now i understand
34:39where she got her british smile
34:41well both of you really surprised me because you seemed a little timid yesterday
34:55dulce loved your confidence i loved how you commanded the stage velma i loved how you were able to laugh
35:03at yourself and the fact that english is not your first language you surprised me your timing your delivery
35:09really impeccable the winner of this reading battle is
35:15velma jones congratulations
35:21you have won your reading battle
35:25she'll say i'm sorry my dear but you lost your battle and may be up for elimination
35:30it's time for our next battle
35:33she's not viral she's just diseased
35:43it's sammy landry
35:48and they're polyamorous but you could probably tell that just by looking at them
35:52it's p.m
35:54it's p.m
35:55son
35:56let the reading begin
36:01pussy milk
36:03that is the name that p.m chose for themselves it's a little hard to process it might be because i'm
36:11lactose intolerant or because it's just a shit name
36:15okay now i'm gonna find some new names for you tonight because uh your pussy milk is rotted
36:25my name is p.m just the letters p and m you stupid
36:29bitch um sammy landry season six's comedy queen the only funny thing about you though
36:38is that your dad and your mom know each other better as brother and sister
36:43oh damn p.m
36:47poorly made
36:51p.m
36:52problematic mug
36:57your makeup is a little dry kind of like your punchline
37:04okay you got me with that one
37:05okay sammy i have two words for you and i am gonna say them really slowly because you're from
37:14moncton and that means you're an idiot pimple patches you're looking like a jackson pollock
37:22painting out a drag sweetheart and we don't want to see it anymore oh my p.m
37:28oh my gosh your drag belongs in the dark p.m hours because i don't want to see it
37:42we have an animal on stage and from your lip sync you literally look like a pony doing
37:47fucking dressage and your teeth are you munching and crunching those carrots sweetheart
37:53i haven't mentioned the carrots because i can clearly see what the fuck is going on here okay
38:03p.m
38:05poop muncher
38:08and i'm about to leave the stage because i don't want to take up any more of your time
38:13like sammy has in this competition thank you very much you thank you so much you two went in
38:22really engaging with each other i'd love to see it sammy all those pms were great they were clever
38:27they were inventive but most importantly they were funny both of you well done brava thank you
38:34the winner of this reading battle is sammy landry
38:45that means pm i'm sorry my dear you lost your battle and may be up for elimination
38:53it's time for our next battle
38:55if she was a coffee order she'd be a flat white
39:05it's hazel
39:06that was good that was good
39:09and she's not even the best drag queen in her family it's caramel
39:13let the reading begin hello everyone my name is hazel her name is disappointment
39:24caramel you made so many clock jokes in snatch game now the only clock that's ticking is your
39:31name in this game that did not come out how it should not at all not one bit well you know
39:36okay next hazel threw her sister pm under the bus last week she must go through a lot of razors
39:44shaving those two faces something maya fox would know a lot about did y'all know that caramel came
39:53in here named after the wrong chocolate bar bitch your name should be crunchy
39:58it is caramolk with a k and this is hazel without her k ketamine
40:06oh
40:06oh
40:07girl oh
40:09girl pm pm told you that one bitch we see in your nostrils
40:18you know what's so endearing about caramolk
40:21the fact that she thought she was going to be a bigger star than dulce in the acting challenge
40:27no one's bigger than dulce
40:31you have a weekly show called haze which makes a lot of sense because you have the testosterone of an
40:37entire fraternity yeah ironic that caramel played flavor slave because she's been giving tasteless
40:46performances week after week after week but i still sensed our home with no makeup on
40:52hazel rapped about being a star in her it girl music video verse
41:00girl with that cheerleader entrance look you're not shining you're sheening
41:05okay gorgeous gowns hazel i relate to you because you're a funny person when you're not reading
41:21a script all right when you put the cards down and you interacted with the audience and with us
41:27you invited us into your world and we felt like we were a part of the hazel show even when the jokes
41:33didn't land you didn't wither you know yes you stood tall and fabulous and strong so we love to
41:39see it and caramel it's nice to see you pushing yourself outside of your shell you had some really
41:44great jokes in there and you finished on such a high note for me and it was a really good period on
41:48that sentence the winner of this reading battle is caramel hazel my dear i'm sorry but you lost your
42:02battle and maybe a prelimination darn it is time for our final battle
42:08st catherine's has no nightlife which explains her drag
42:18it's ebony lavelle
42:22and she puts the east in beast
42:26it's maya fox not that
42:30let the reading begin i am so happy that i get to share the stage with you this week i mean god damn
42:36bitches look how good she makes me love ebony is such a likable and friendly queen even her lace
42:45has been waving at me all season hi maya miss maya did y'all know she is a lyricist and also a liar
42:56let me tell you okay in her verse on episode one she says that she serves looks in her free time
43:01i guess you don't got a lot of free time
43:10oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh
43:13this bitch is always interrupting people so ebony the next time you need to say something please
43:19raise your hand and put it over your mouth
43:21i know i've been dogging on her ugly brother over there so let me give you some
43:29let me give you some nice words okay because i am kind it is so lovely to see you working on your
43:34makeup brick by brick by motherfucking bruce bitch you really are the queen of blending into the background
43:43oh girl alissa i am so motherfucking happy that you are here this week i actually prepared a gift for
43:51you okay miss maya fox is here to show you how to finally hook in a pillowcase bitch
43:57wait a minute she don't got a chin either she can't
44:00you're reading me this or her this was so busted in the commercial it looks like her booking fee is 37.50
44:07listen we gotta work on that drag name she came up in here as maya fox but i think we could try maya
44:15horse or uh maya taste is awful or uh maya time in this competition is up after this week's challenge
44:25thank you i am ebony labelle and that's a man maurie
44:31now this is how you close out a reading battle i think this is my favorite duo of the night
44:36yes what an epic showdown ebony let's talk gorgeous confident strong the comebacks were
44:44like impeccable i felt like i was watching you in vegas you give me a character right out of paris's
44:51barnet oh maya it was a very canadian approach you had great material i love to raise your hand you had
44:59some uh cute little zingers the winner of this reading battle is ebony labelle
45:11thank you so much
45:15maya fox i'm sorry my dear but you lost your battle and may be up for elimination
45:23congratulations to our battle winners this week you all burnt your opponents to a crisp
45:29but one of you really stirred the pot
45:34ebony labelle congratulations
45:40you are the winner of this week's maxi challenge
45:44you have won five thousand dollars cash courtesy of lucky bastard distilleries
45:50that leaves us with the losers of their battles van goff maya fox
46:03you are both safe
46:05thank you which means still say pm and hazel i'm sorry but you were the bottom three this week
46:11ebony as this week's winner you have earned the power of the golden beaver granting you the ability
46:20to save one of the bottom queens from lip-syncing for their life you hold the fate of your sisters
46:26and your petite little hands as you untuck the bottom three may plead their case you may leave the stage
46:36oh girl the reading battles have come to a close the reading battles were so much fun we really
46:44redeemed the reading challenges on canada's drag race you're welcome season five we can finally
46:49all stop hearing ebony cry about being safe she's what a challenge
46:54yeah cheers well deserved i motherfucking ate that yes you did yes you did
47:01bitch i won
47:07bitch i win girl y'all know i've been hungry for it i'm just like so proud of myself oh i know these
47:14holes are bad and my i need to say i'm not mad at you we killed it up there we did great you were the
47:21one person that i did not want to go against and this is my redemption
47:25oh my god bitch you were so funny the comedy redemption finally happened sorry for her
47:34disaster thank you i am funny yes my spot is secured i want to hear what the bottoms have to say
47:44i wanted to talk to my sister dulce because i'm feeling a vibe over here
47:50it sucks i feel like i haven't um been like reaching the potential that i know i can
47:55i feel like my drag is like sickening i'm happy you won i wish i won but it is what it is
48:02my track record is good i've been in the top i've never gotten the beaver i'm gonna continue to
48:09do better i don't want to throw you two under the bus either because like i know you guys feel
48:14just as shit as i do you guys are more used to it but i'm not i was waiting for that i was waiting for it
48:21the way you're feeling right now is the way that i was feeling a couple weeks ago it's like you're
48:26doing good you know you wanted that moment you wanted that win and you're having a little short
48:32spot don't discredit yourself girl i deserve to stay here but i don't know how the girls are playing it
48:38if they're playing it by track record it should be me no questions asked no shade i want the beaver
48:45just as much as you do again you know like if i'm the beaver queen of the season then i'm the
48:49beaver queen of the season i want to keep going and showing everyone that i am a threat in this
48:55competition and not a flat white god i would kill for a flat white bitch your face is a flat white
49:05listen i want to move into your beaver lodge ebenece so give me that beaver okay i am obviously a
49:11little upset that i'm here i'm somebody in vancouver who doesn't really know the back room
49:17shit so for me to sit down and put pen to paper and make people laugh today is probably one of my
49:24proudest moments and i i can't stop smiling because i look good i feel good and i did good today
49:34i obviously hope you use the beaver on me because these two don't know how to use the beaver properly
49:39when i was 16 i had my time with the beaver yeah sure you have hazel we're friends to this day hi
49:45kiana if i were in the top i would have used it on pm i would use it on pm i thought you were
49:51absolutely phenomenal uh i would say dulce for sure i think for sure she's got the best track record
49:58who's the fucking gag over there no i said for sure oh okay well i mean for me i think i think like hazel
50:04i think you already had the beaver like this is how i would process it pm you got the beaver last
50:08week as well dulce's never had the beaver you were in the top in the commercial challenge i don't know
50:13what ebony's gonna do here she's got some really strong options but she could also make a move in
50:17this competition she also has an alliance with everybody up in here so i don't know what this
50:21bitch is thinking there's a lot of things to take into consideration i can fully just base it off of
50:25today i can base it off a track record i can also base it off of what i think is gonna come next what if the
50:30next challenge is a performance challenge who i think is going to really really eat it up next week
50:35i know that ebony is playing this game strategically so i need to make sure that i give her an offer
50:42that she cannot deny so that i end up with the beaver in my hands ebony can i say something though yes i
50:48feel like this week i rose and i feel like i'm headed upwards and if you were to ever find yourself
50:56down i would scratch your back for sure and i would scratch it so good i feel like i didn't flop
51:02this week and i really want to be here and i will get you back if you get me this i know what
51:08it's all saying i can say the exact same thing too literally girl read fucking tweets but you don't
51:13mean it what do you mean i don't mean it because you put me out there last week and i want to be
51:18your best friend i did not put you out there last week you didn't choose me i was in the moment but
51:24anyone else you're in the moment chosen and that's the thing so it is what it is you know what i think
51:30i think let them huddle it out on the lip sync put them down save me make it real simple they need
51:37stuff to work out make them lip sync down but i also want to see you turn the party dual thing
51:42pardon you said you could turn the party and i want to see you go out there i want to see you go like
51:47girl shut the fuck out like whether we listening or not like i'm fucking ready to oof girl i love this
51:52untucked PM gave me a very good offer that if i scratch their back now they'll scratch my back
52:00later i do believe them i really do bitch now everybody making that plea so i guess i'm pretty
52:05good whoever the hell i choose i don't know girl i just gotta make a damn decision
52:17welcome back queens ebony labelle heavy is the hand that holds the beaver who do you want to save from
52:25the chomping block y'all did not make it easy this week whoever i don't save bitches fight it out on the
52:32stage i have chose to save dulce
52:39lobby damned
52:45dulce you are out of the woods this week you may join the others at the back thank you thank you i love
52:51you alissa
52:54p.m hazel i'm sorry but this means you are both up for elimination two queens stand before us
53:06prior to tonight you were asked to prepare a lip sync performance of dumb blonde by avril lavigne
53:12featuring nikki minaj this is your last chance to impress us and save yourself from elimination
53:22the time has come for you to lip sync for your life
53:29good luck and don't
53:34fuck
53:35it
53:36i ain't no dumb blonde
53:42i ain't no stupid
53:44barky doll
53:44i got my game on
53:46watch me watch me watch me prove you wrong
53:49well there you go again telling me where i belong
53:53you put me on the bench don't think that i can play strong
53:57so quick to come to start why you think i'm empty i'm not
54:02you won't be so confident when i'm crushing you from the top
54:06i'm a babe i'm a pop but i'm making this my day
54:10i can flip like a switch and i cut like a blade
54:14i can sting like a bee but i'm sweeter than honey
54:19and i'm quick as a whip so get out of my way
54:22come and get it out
54:24i ain't no dumb blonde
54:26i ain't no stupid barky doll
54:28i got my game on
54:30watch me watch me watch me prove you wrong
54:33i ain't no dumb blonde
54:35i am a freaking cherry gone
54:37i need your icon
54:39come watch me watch me watch me prove you wrong
54:41stand up everybody
54:43yeah i'm saying loud
54:45i'm just waving hell now
54:47watch me watch me watch me prove you wrong
54:50i ain't clean but i won the cup
55:00came through heavy on it in a bentley truck
55:02it was me young avril security tucked
55:05in the back just in case one of y'all run up
55:07one of y'all um um all of y'all be stuck
55:09when you see a young queen in the flesh what's up
55:11what i hate you was doing got the barbie popping
55:13now all of them want to be a barbie i'm watching
55:16but you never gonna stop me never gonna top me
55:18millions on millions they never gonna die
55:20i am the prototype of pink pink
55:22no i don't want no frauds wink wink
55:25i ain't no dumb blonde
55:27i ain't no stupid barky doll
55:29i got my game on
55:31watch me watch me watch me prove you wrong
55:33i ain't no dumb blonde
55:35i am a freaking cherry hole
55:37oh yeah i'll be your icon
55:39just watch me watch me watch me prove you wrong
55:42that was great
56:04queens we have made our decision
56:19p.m shantae you stay
56:32go with it let's go with it
56:38hazel yes behind those hazel eyes is a star on the rise
56:46thank you so much for this opportunity i feel so blessed to be here
56:51well we are so blessed to have you here thank you now sashay away
56:55this flat white will end to sit now
56:58love you love you love you love you
57:02love you
57:06you can catch me on my one person comedy show coming very soon
57:10you got any call tickets
57:17i feel very disappointed
57:20i just feel like i didn't really get to show off
57:22who i am truly as a performer just besides that iconic lip sync
57:28you
57:34bitch am i fifi o'hara in this moment
57:42oh my god
57:43the beautiful hazel you are absolutely beautiful like you said
57:51you should be so proud of yourself this is just the beginning and that's what it's about
57:55i know i've sat straight away a few times in my time
58:01it's your person come on let's go we going to texas let me take her let me take her
58:05is the bus still running yeah baby you're going to the train station or something
58:11girl hit it congratulations queens you live to slay another day the world has never needed the magic of
58:19drag more so remember stay true north strong and
58:27that's right now let the music play
58:45next time on canada's drag race you'll be the hostesses with the most
58:50on our brand new drag talk show the shade i feel a little sad that neither of you really wanted
58:55me in your group this is definitely not the energy that i want to start with it's not just like
59:00having a drag mother drag daughter it's about the connections you make along the way girl
59:05this is boring i love this talk show by the way wow you were made for tv you're like cindy
59:11loo who's bloody cougar stepmom tanya loo who
59:27you
59:32so
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