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Heated Rivalry -- Ep. 02 (Sub español) (2025)
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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander up. I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world,
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander
00:09and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11That's, uh, Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:19This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone, because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:28So, what's my name gonna be?
00:29A dream.
00:32How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:36Not everything is about you, Hollander!
00:38What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking...
00:41You don't know that.
00:42Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:00You're born, feet up, shoot up, you couldn't stay.
01:09You're in our way.
01:10Qu'elle's forever.
01:12Qu'elle's forever.
01:14Qu'elle's forever.
01:16Qu'elle's forever.
01:18Qu'elle's forever.
01:20Qu'elle's forever.
01:22You think I'm pretty
01:26Let's go!
01:52Good job, give you an eight
01:58A golden star, you think you're clever
02:02Good God, she took a break
02:06Made a mistake when she made Trevor
02:09Get lost forever
02:13Get lost forever
02:17Get lost forever
02:21You think I'm pretty
02:26You think I'm pretty
02:28Close enough, line back on the ice for Boston
02:31Tomorrow's a fight
02:32Having a monster game tonight
02:35I think it's hard to get you magic things
02:37I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:39I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:43Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:47I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:51I know you're up at night hunched over your phone like
02:59A tree atop a hill that's crooked from the wind that bites
03:07You say you're lost to seek all the power
03:12And you're right
03:14You're washed up and relevant
03:18And standing in my light
03:21You're standing in my light
03:25You've to stop
03:26I won't cry
03:32You think I'm pretty
03:37You think I'm pretty
03:38Fool
03:39You say I scare you
03:40KOU дуже
03:41Nice try, get out of the way, you're in our way.
04:11Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33You're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston, you wanna see?
04:39No, thanks.
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, Mitty, they'll be weird somewhere else.
04:45I'm not even that.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in late time?
04:52Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game, but it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:06And how about that other team?
05:10Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat-trick last week, and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Wanna know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:16No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks, guys.
06:50Wow, this Montreal girl works you up, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:02Well, no.
07:03Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:06Good game, good game, good game, good game, good game.
07:20You will murder me.
07:24Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it's okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:38You're such a fucking ass.
07:41Oh, you missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking didn't.
07:45And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:47Oh, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:03I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:16So what do you want me?
08:32In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:45A designer.
08:46You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55I'm going to smell the cigarettes from here.
08:57I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00And you shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:10No, you come here.
09:11No, you come here.
09:11No, you come here.
09:22You're not?
09:23No.
09:24No, you come here.
09:25You're not.
09:25Don't worry, it will fit.
09:45Wow, wow.
09:47You think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
09:55Where were you?
10:06Where were you?
10:13Please don't go.
10:19Now please don't go.
10:28Oh, my God.
10:37He's okay.
10:39Stay right here.
10:42Oh, she knows the fuck out.
10:59Is he okay?
11:00It's you.
11:12It's you.
11:14Okay.
11:16It's you.
11:20It's you.
11:23It's you.
11:25It's so okay.
11:29It's all right.
11:53Are you...
11:54Oh, God, hold on.
11:57What the hell are you...
12:09What the hell are you...
12:19Now please don't...
12:23No, the bed's all dead.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:33Hey, we'll shower now, okay?
12:53You killed me, Lunder.
12:59I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:07Worth the wait.
13:23I should go.
13:32So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:44Yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:53I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:57My father, yes.
13:59Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:02Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:07Dreaming of what? Ron's Medal?
14:10You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself or else not.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:38Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:50For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:57What an embarrassing and too promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rozenov, chosen as his country's captain.
15:09Oh, wait there. What's up, motherfucker?
15:10Oh, wait there. What's up, motherfucker?
15:11Oh, wait there. What's up, motherfucker?
15:13Oh, wait there. What's up, motherfucker?
15:14Boys.
15:15Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:16Be nice, Fanny.
15:17Be nice.
15:18You fucking lost to Lafayette.
15:19Did you see that game?
15:20Yeah, it was a straight up shish shell.
15:21A debacle.
15:22Oh, wait there. What's up, motherfucker?
15:23Oh, wait there. What's up, motherfucker?
15:24Oh, wait there. What's up, motherfucker?
15:25Good boys.
15:26Hey.
15:27Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:28Be nice, Fanny.
15:29Be nice, Fanny.
15:30Be nice.
15:31They fucking lost to Lafayette.
15:32Did you see that game?
15:33Yeah, it was a straight up shish shell.
15:34A debacle.
15:35Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:36Uh, I don't know.
15:37Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:38I'm sorry.
15:39I'm sorry.
15:40I'm sorry.
15:41I'm sorry.
15:42I'm sorry.
15:43I'm sorry.
15:44I'm sorry.
15:45I'm sorry.
15:46I'm sorry.
15:47I'm sorry.
15:48I'm sorry.
15:49I'm sorry.
15:50I'm sorry.
15:51I'm sorry.
15:52That's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56Seriously, this year, baby, we're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:59Trust me.
16:00You look great in silver, Fanny. Don't even stress.
16:01Oh, good one.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:10Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah.
16:12He's probably right.
16:13The good news is, we're not going to be here alone.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:18We train together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for him.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23I'd love to show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:28Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, I'd fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:43The other man could kill.
16:50Hey, here's my buddy.
16:52Yes!
16:53Oh, God.
16:56Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:26Hey.
17:46I'm not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:52Fine.
17:54Go sit down.
17:56We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Olander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:12Please, go.
18:14You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now you go.
18:22Fine.
18:24Fuck.
18:26I need to bow and see you.
18:39Yes, my отец.
18:39The minister still wants to meet you tonight, regardless of what you want.
18:47This is my honor.
18:49You have to be proud of my honor.
18:52After yesterday, you won't win...
18:56...Latwia.
18:58...Latwia.
19:00And he's still drinking.
19:02How did you do this before?
19:04You don't want to do it?
19:06I don't want to do it.
19:07But not so much.
19:09They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's a shame.
19:14It's not a shame.
19:16It's not a shame that you showed up in childhood.
19:19I'm playing better than when I was born.
19:22Our team is damaged.
19:24The team is playing.
19:26Playing?
19:27What is this American absurd?
19:29What is it playing?
19:31You're a captain, you're doing them playing.
19:34You're always looking for someone who's sinner too.
19:39Who did you solve this?
19:44Your mom?
19:47She doesn't know how we can do this.
19:50No, dad, mom died.
19:58You remember me?
20:02I was in your house.
20:06Where's Polina?
20:09In Moscow?
20:11Of course.
20:13We need to go.
20:19In the evening.
20:23To meet the minister.
20:28Yes. Are you ready?
20:31Let's go.
20:33Of course, he's always the same.
20:36He's always the same.
20:38He's always the same.
20:40He's not in the form.
20:42But Kochev, Kochev, he's the same.
20:44He needs to rest.
20:46He's always the same.
20:47He's always good for us.
20:50He's too good for us.
20:52Yeah?
20:53He's too good for us.
20:55Yeah?
20:56He's always the problem.
20:57Lider.
20:59You're not too much talking about.
21:05You're too much talking about.
21:07You're my angel.
21:09You're too much talking about.
21:11Especially when it's about hockey.
21:13Only when we win, dad.
21:15I'm going to go to the bar.
21:17He needs one more cup.
21:21Look how she's got it for you.
21:27I'm an angel.
21:28It would be nice if I remember it.
21:30I want you to drink.
21:32It would be interesting to me.
21:51There's Niki, and I...
21:57It's been a long time, Sasha.
22:04I think you played well.
22:06I would say thank you, but I know you didn't watch any other games.
22:10It's been a long time.
22:11For those who've been a son of a coach for hockey, you've got to avoid this.
22:17I sometimes blame him for me.
22:19When I understand what it costs, I blame him for me.
22:22But in any case, it doesn't matter for you.
22:24It doesn't matter.
22:25It doesn't matter?
22:26Why did you do that?
22:28My father...
22:29You're a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36And I don't care about these crazy games, when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:41Really?
22:42Yeah.
22:43It's true.
22:44Hunter and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:46New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think you'll win this year in Montreal.
22:52This year?
22:53Yes.
22:54This year.
22:55Because I think he's traumatized.
23:00Where do you know everything?
23:01Am I too sure?
23:02I know.
23:03It's bad.
23:04You're a bad guy.
23:05You'll be a bad guy.
23:06You can do the best.
23:07You can't stop myself and follow it.
23:08It doesn't matter how much you're well done.
23:10He can't walk you through the middle.
23:11It's a very bad guy.
23:12You'll be a bad guy.
23:13After then, it's a very good guy.
23:14You'll win the quarter but he might win.
23:15In the West Coast, Chicago, Chicago, Chicago.
23:19It's not the best to last ever.
23:21In the end, probably, it's San Francisco.
23:24And they're all good, but they're too young.
23:27So you win the World Cup of Xenia and around the year before I had heard about it.
23:30I'm going to talk to you about it.
23:36Thank you, I'm going to sleep.
23:38You'll need to be perfect.
23:41You'll need to be perfect.
23:43Yes, but you'll need to agree with us.
23:47We'll meet you in Boston.
23:50See you later.
23:57Well, that's it.
24:00How's Paris, Sasha?
24:03Wow.
24:04There's great.
24:06I just love this place.
24:10Clubs?
24:11It's my head.
24:13The girls are just beautiful.
24:17And boys?
24:20Well, you've seen French boys.
24:24Right, Elia?
24:30Oh, my God.
24:32Oh, my God.
24:34I'm nothing.
24:37You don't know how much you are.
24:41You don't lie.
24:43You don't laugh.
24:44You don't laugh.
24:45You don't laugh.
24:46You don't laugh.
24:47You don't laugh.
24:48You don't laugh.
24:49You don't laugh.
24:50You don't laugh.
24:51You don't laugh.
24:52You don't laugh.
24:53You don't laugh.
24:54You don't laugh.
24:55I don't laugh.
24:56I don't laugh.
24:57You don't laugh.
24:58I don't laugh.
24:59You don't laugh in the city.
25:00I'm sorry.
25:01You're here? Seriously?
25:13The danger was to you earlier. If you remember me, I'm sorry.
25:22We're already dead, Sash.
25:26Yes, it's true.
25:32Let's go.
25:35Okay. Let's go where else.
25:39No.
25:50Okay.
25:52I'll find a wedding.
25:55Okay.
26:01I'm happy to see you.
26:02Okay.
26:03Okay.
26:05I'm happy to see you.
26:07I'm happy to see you.
26:08Okay.
26:09Captain's here.
26:10Yeah!
26:11Yeah!
26:12Yeah!
26:13Yeah!
26:14Yeah!
26:15Yeah!
26:16Yeah!
26:17Yeah!
26:18Yeah!
26:19Yeah!
26:20Yeah!
26:21Yeah!
26:22Yeah!
26:23Yeah!
26:24Yeah!
26:25Yeah!
26:26Yeah!
26:27Yeah!
26:28Yeah!
26:29Yeah!
26:30What am I supposed to do with this game?
26:32I don't know. My mom told me to get by.
26:33Oh, my God.
26:37There's ginger ale in the fridge.
26:39Okay, playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule. You just made that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander. You can barely even grow one.
26:47No, no, fuck you, Swedish in Fred.
26:50Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:52Stop it.
26:53Boys, it's starting.
26:56Turn it up.
26:57It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:00You know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
27:03Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:07A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:30Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here, at home, tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there,
27:47but I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:55I know you can do it.
27:59I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:11This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:22Grateful.
28:23We'll fuck you.
28:28I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:34You hate Rosanoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But he's very good at hockey.
28:40The best, probably.
28:41Eh, nah.
28:42You're the fucking best, Orlando.
28:44Yeah.
28:45Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:48Well, that is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year for Delia Rosanoff.
28:57Ah.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in block shots.
29:02In shots he ends.
29:03And obviously, the touchdown.
29:05I'm literally hungry.
29:33Well, nice watch.
29:38I gave this year for free.
29:40What?
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:4225 seconds.
29:43Or even doing.
29:46And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award.
29:49I was busy.
29:50It was who?
29:51Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
29:59But the most important thing.
30:01Is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey.
30:07Before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on.
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:15Okay, fine.
30:16But hurry up.
30:17Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:26I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:30And the Lord Tower Award for most sportsmanlike player goes to...
30:33We're going to...
30:34We're going to...
30:35We're going to.
30:40Okay.
30:43Okay.
30:44I don't know.
31:14I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you.
31:44You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
31:46I want you to suck my dick.
31:51I want you to suck my dick.
31:52I want you to suck my dick.
31:56I want you to suck my dick.
31:57I want you to suck my dick.
32:01I want you to suck my dick.
32:02I want you to suck my dick.
32:06Huh?
32:07Please.
32:08If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick, we'll have
32:19that's nicer than that.
32:20Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:32Please.
32:33No.
32:34What?
32:35No.
32:37What?
32:38No.
32:39We'll go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show and then go to boring party
32:44after.
32:45And then when you have been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room and I will
32:51maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe do more than just suck your dick.
32:52When did your English get so good?
32:53I, uh, I read the New Yorker now.
32:58Really?
32:59No.
33:00The New Yorker is boring.
33:01No.
33:02No.
33:03What?
33:04The New Yorker is boring.
33:05No.
33:06No.
33:07Well, it's boring party after.
33:09And then when you have been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room and
33:11I will maybe, maybe, do more than just suck your dick.
33:12When did your English get so good?
33:17I, uh, I read the New Yorker now.
33:21Really?
33:22No.
33:23The New Yorker is boring.
33:27My dad loves it.
33:31Ah.
33:32So being boring is genetic.
33:35Wow.
33:36Genetic.
33:42Let's make a deal.
33:44If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:52And if you win?
33:57Good luck to me.
34:25It's okay.
34:27It's okay.
34:27It's okay.
34:28They're going to be on the line.
34:29I'm going to get a position on the line, okay?
34:32You're on line up.
34:34Especially since you're in Alaska.
34:36I'll draw the line.
34:37It's okay.
34:38Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:08You're such an asshole.
35:38You're such an asshole.
35:39What?
35:39Just a lot of windows.
35:55Good.
36:16Now get on the bed.
36:25This is a good hotel, very nice vodka, it's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:34Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show off for me, I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:41It's my special day, Hollander, I want to watch.
36:44I've never...
36:45No shit.
36:46Fuck you.
36:48Give me some vodka at least.
36:50No, no, no.
36:51Vodka is for after, it's your reward.
36:55Tidak, you got it.
36:57Please don't be a spit.
36:59No.
37:01Tidak.
37:03No.
37:05Tidak.
37:06No.
37:07Tidak.
37:08No.
37:09Tidak.
37:11No.
37:12Tidak.
37:13Tidak.
37:14No.
37:15No.
37:16No.
37:18No.
37:19No.
37:21No.
37:22No.
37:23do you want to know how it feels
37:31how it feels
37:33holding the cup
37:36you fucking asshole
37:38I can barely describe it
37:40oh my god Hollander
37:53fuck
37:55are you gonna fuck me?
38:05we will see
38:07I need
38:11what?
38:13you know
38:15tell me
38:17you
38:19you
38:25I need you
38:49oh
38:51oh
38:53oh
38:59oh
39:01oh
39:03oh
39:05yeah
39:07me
39:09So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:39So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:46To Russia for the summit?
39:49Oh, yes.
39:56Why?
39:59What do you mean, why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to.
40:06It's home.
40:09Yeah, but I don't know.
40:13Is it safe?
40:15What do you mean safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:29What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:34I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah, me too.
40:46I should have.
40:47So, uh, I'm off.
41:00Goodbye, Hollander.
41:00What's up?
41:01Good morning.
41:02Amen.
41:10You...
41:11You...
41:12You...
41:13You...
41:13You...
41:14...
41:15&
41:30Let's go.
42:00Let's go.
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