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00:00Why are you such an ass to me?
00:02Because you like it.
00:11And I just want to give you what you want.
00:14And you don't want me to be the nice guy.
00:27I'm going somewhere.
00:29Come on, Cherry. Last night before class is started. Let's have some fun.
00:33Stop calling me Cherry.
00:34I'll stop calling you Cherry once you pop your Cherry.
00:39Can I drink this for you to leave me alone?
00:41I don't know. Maybe.
00:54You don't want to waste anything.
00:59I thought you looked thirsty.
01:02I thought you looked thirsty.
01:06I thought you looked thirsty.
01:07I thought you were too good because I needed a drink.
01:10I thought you were too big to drink some tea.
01:16What you have to drink?
01:18I'm just going to go ask you to drink some food.
01:19I'm only going to drink some food.
01:20I'm just going to drink some food.
01:21I'll drink some food.
01:22dude how do you always find a way to end up shirtless well Skyler was practically begging
01:26me for it well why don't you go find some clothes and leave her alone yes sir anything you say sir
01:32later hey uh try not to you know set the whole boarding school on fire again like uh yeah fuck
01:40you man I fucking hate that guy you good my hero you know I'll always save you Sky
01:52practically like my kid sister hon you're like three months older than me dumbass whatever hey
01:59have you seen Carly maybe she's in my room come on hey Carly you've got to be fucking kidding me
02:18it's not like we're exclusive yeah I said every cheater ever and how would a virgin like you know
02:24hey man she just she just hopped on top of me um but I guess Jesse can't keep his girl satisfied
02:32come on you don't need this excuse me
02:37and what do you think he needs I don't know maybe someone who knows how to keep her legs closed
02:48hmm you mean a frigid loser like you keep dreaming and keep your hands off bitch hey you know actually
02:57yes someone exactly like her you did me a favor I was coming in here to break up with you
03:05mm-hmm because Skylar and I are together now
03:08her
03:11miss I sleep with the student handbook you're dating her
03:17not the only thing she's sleeping with now right babe
03:20great yeah since when about a week or so I don't know what took me so long
03:36I had the girl of my dreams in front of me for years
03:38I'm done wasting time let's get out of here
03:44what the fuck
03:51um what the fuck
03:54I know I know that came out of nowhere and I'm sorry to spring that on you but
03:59I actually think that this could work
04:01you
04:03you think that we could work
04:07totally
04:10Carly always wants what she can't have and if she thinks we're dating it'll it'll
04:14make her crazy jealous and come running back
04:18she'll be begging to be my girlfriend in two weeks tops
04:20hold on you you still want her after that
04:24after what she just did
04:28okay she's drunk
04:31I'm mad but but she's the total package you know
04:35she's the one
04:38look
04:40I need your help
04:41sky
04:43you're you're my best friend and and the only one I trust
04:46please
04:48he asked you to do what
04:54shut up
04:55isn't this a good thing you've been in love with him since you were like eight I thought you'd be screaming this from the rooftops
05:00no it's it's not real okay I I mean he's just doing it to get back with Carly
05:08god I I don't get it take away the push-up bra and daddy's credit card and what's left
05:15I can't do it I mean I I don't want to let Jesse down but I just I think it would kill me genuinely I just I wanted him to ask me out for so long but not like this
05:36damn dude it's too bad this isn't a movie because if it was all you have to do is fake date him then he'd fall in love with you
05:49without even realizing
05:51wait wait
05:55no
05:58I mean that wouldn't really work
06:01right
06:02why not that's the way it always goes okay
06:04guy fake dates girl to make evil ex jealous then boom he realizes girl was the one all along
06:09happily ever after
06:11you think
06:15I know go accept your beloved's proposal and operation rom-com is officially underway
06:21okay
06:24you are you looking for someone
06:38yeah my boyfriend
06:41what you don't have a boyfriend you've never had a boyfriend you've never hooked up with anyone I
06:50mean I'd be surprised if you ever even kiss someone so yeah you and Jesse I don't buy it
06:57you're right you're too too innocent
07:00you know too much of a good girl
07:03no I am not but maybe I'm just waiting for the right guy
07:09well you should have kept him waiting
07:11he's not your type
07:14what would you know about my type
07:16I know you don't look at him the way you look at me
07:19right
07:22because I look at you with unadulterated loathing
07:26whereas I look at him with love
07:28now
07:30if you'll excuse me
07:32enjoy um
07:35enjoy holding hands with your fake boyfriend
07:37showtime
07:48whoa whoa whoa hey slow down
07:50you sure about this
07:52no
07:54I would do anything for you Jesse
07:57come here
07:59okay come on
08:05babe
08:06let's dance
08:07it's not working
08:27hey we just need to get her attention
08:29oh my word
08:31yeah
08:32oh she looked
08:37she looked
08:38now what
08:38okay um
08:39see something like romantic
08:41in my ear
08:42you know like how you
08:43liked me for a long time
08:45I've liked you for a long time
08:48Skylar
08:49me too Jesse
08:54little public for a first kiss
09:03no
09:03that caught me man
09:05you don't actually have to kiss me
09:10look
09:11do you want Carly back or not
09:12the sound is shit man
09:14come on
09:17let's go somewhere a little more private
09:20nice moves
09:25what the hell are you doing
09:38like you
09:39you know make it sound like we're hooking up
09:41look do you want her to be jealous or not
09:45mmm oh oh yeah
09:48mmm
09:49take it off
09:51what's that
09:53you want me to get you going to do it
09:55come on
09:57come on
09:59oh oh oh yeah
10:05oh yeah
10:06oh
10:07oh
10:08oh
10:09yeah
10:11yeah just like that
10:12oh Skylar
10:13oh
10:14yeah
10:15oh Jesse
10:16oh Jesse
10:17I love it
10:19mmm
10:21oh
10:21who's your daddy
10:23this girl is
10:30unbelievable
10:31I don't care to see
10:36oh
10:38oh
10:38oh
10:39oh
10:39oh
10:40whore
10:45this um
10:52oh yeah good idea
10:53mm-hmm
10:54mm-hmm
10:54oh you know what
10:56it should probably
11:18also be like
11:19on your
11:20on your lips
11:21too
11:21right
11:22oh yeah
11:23yeah
11:24yeah
11:24okay here we go
11:26there we go
11:28boom
11:29how's that
11:33spectacular
11:36great
11:37yeah uh
11:38you know what
11:39let's stagger
11:41our exits
11:42you know
11:43kind of
11:43make it look like
11:45we're playing it cool
11:45oh
11:47you're good
11:48mm-hmm
11:49hey guys
11:55hey guys
11:59hey guys
11:59that was really
12:14something
12:14you know
12:15too uh
12:17too bad it was
12:17fake
12:17oh
12:18so you were
12:19listening
12:19cut the shit
12:20I know you
12:22wouldn't sound like
12:22that
12:23oh no
12:25and what would I
12:27sound like
12:27well you're
12:30you're uptight
12:31so you'd probably
12:32be really quiet
12:32at first
12:33but you know
12:35with the uh
12:36with the right
12:37touch
12:38you would uh
12:39gently
12:41barely
12:43let out a little
12:45mom
12:45told you
12:50and then
12:52and then you'd tell me
12:59you didn't hook up
13:00with jesse
13:00maybe he just makes
13:04me moan louder
13:05than you ever could
13:05jesse wouldn't know
13:07what to do with a girl
13:08like you
13:08you have no idea
13:10what you're talking
13:10about
13:11jesse and I
13:12are perfect for each
13:13other
13:13yeah I'm sure you are
13:15both cross country
13:17all stars
13:17both top of the class
13:18both rule following
13:19overachievers
13:20I mean it must be
13:20a fucking ride
13:21in the bedroom
13:22you know trading gold
13:24stars back and forth
13:25see what you need
13:30is someone who's
13:30gonna challenge you
13:31someone who's
13:32gonna break you apart
13:33and then put you
13:34back together again
13:35why don't you
13:40just leave us alone
13:41you have Carly now
13:43I don't want Carly
13:45I want you
13:47to admit that
13:53you're lying
13:53not just to me
13:55but to yourself
13:56never
14:13for this project
14:27you'll be working
14:28in groups of three
14:29a little
14:30menage a trois
14:30first up
14:33jesse
14:34skyler
14:35and
14:35rain
14:36next little
14:40threesome
14:40is
14:41Mark
14:41Donnie
14:42and
14:42Jacob
14:43hey man
15:01you want to stop
15:02looking at my
15:02girlfriend
15:03sorry
15:04sorry I was just
15:05thinking right
15:06like you've been
15:06obsessed with Carly
15:07for years
15:08I just feel like
15:10this is moving on
15:10a little quickly
15:11no
15:11first of all
15:14you don't know
15:15shit about me
15:16and second
15:18I think deep down
15:19it's
15:19it's always been Skyler
15:21yeah
15:23same
15:24honestly
15:25I mean I think
15:27I've felt that way
15:28since um
15:29that one night
15:30at camp
15:31summer before
15:34fifth grade
15:34they were teaching us
15:37about constellations
15:38do you remember
15:41yeah
15:45I think so
15:46we
15:47we had
15:48wandered off
15:49and were staring
15:49at the stars
15:50for hours
15:51and I just
15:52remember thinking
15:55you know
15:55maybe it's
15:56not just me
15:58maybe um
15:59maybe you
16:01felt it too
16:02yeah
16:06yeah
16:07and I did
16:07dead ass
16:09why you trying
16:20to show off
16:21when there's
16:21nothing to show off
16:22oh
16:23Carly
16:24I'm just trying
16:25to kick a shower
16:25you should try it
16:27every once in a while
16:27help get rid of
16:28some of that clown makeup
16:29just so you know
16:33the showers
16:34are being used
16:35but they added
16:36some more
16:36on the second floor
16:37renovations
16:38over summer
16:39come on
16:40I'll show you
16:40hold on
16:41like why
16:42are you being nice
16:43hmm
16:44girls gotta look out
16:46for each other
16:47right
16:47fine
16:49cause I don't need
16:50you stinky
16:51up the hallway
16:51happy now
16:52let's go smelly
16:54you're in the
16:58men's room
16:59stop
16:59hey
16:59wait
17:00turn around
17:01don't look
17:02yeah
17:03why are you
17:05in the men's room
17:05carly
17:09carly
17:10carly
17:11carly
17:11she told me
17:11these were
17:11the new girl
17:12showers
17:12that bitch
17:14you probably
17:14took my towel
17:15too
17:15that's low
17:18room for her
17:19kinda funny
17:20though
17:21here
17:22what are you
17:23doing
17:24what are you
17:24doing
17:25here
17:26take it
17:27I saw that
17:32don't flatter
17:34yourself
17:34hey
17:58carly's coming
17:59hold my hand
17:59hurry up
18:01hurry up
18:01mind if I join
18:07actually yeah
18:08oh
18:08okay
18:09didn't you
18:14say you wanted to
18:15check with the trainer
18:15about your ankle
18:16right
18:24right
18:25okay
18:26ugh
18:27so
18:34turns out
18:35Skylar the saint
18:36is actually
18:36Skylar the skank
18:37huh
18:37you jealous
18:40of her
18:41baby
18:43she doesn't
18:44hold a candle
18:45to me
18:45you know
18:46how good
18:46I can treat
18:47you
18:47what about
18:49rain
18:49he wishes
18:51I'm really
18:55stiff
18:56could you
18:57yeah
18:59how's that
19:04perfect
19:05where's your
19:20where's your man
19:21busy
19:23busy
19:23hi
19:24worried you
19:25might actually
19:26have to pull
19:26your weight
19:27for the group
19:27project
19:28take a look
19:32this is actually
19:42pretty good
19:43turns out
19:46you don't have
19:46to be a complete
19:47kiss-ass
19:47to be smart
19:48imagine that
19:48okay look
19:49just because
19:50I'm not a literal
19:51firebombing criminal
19:52doesn't mean
19:52that I'm a kiss-ass
19:53we're not really
19:55talking about me
19:55are we
19:56when was the last
19:58time you broke
19:59a rule
19:59never
19:59I don't
20:03always
20:05recycle
20:06you monster
20:08like
20:09you think that
20:10you know
20:10everything about me
20:11but
20:11I mean
20:12I could be bad
20:15you have
20:16you have no
20:16idea
20:16prove it
20:22okay
20:31I dare you
20:33to go steal the
20:34answers for the
20:34pop quiz out of
20:35Miss Whitmore's bag
20:36no
20:37no that's
20:38that is cheating
20:39okay
20:40I can't
20:41come on
20:41good girl
20:42take a risk
20:42I can't
20:43I can't
20:44I can't
20:45I can't
20:46I can't
20:47I can't
20:47I can't
20:48I can't
20:49I can't
20:50I can't
20:51I can't
20:52I can't
20:53I can't
20:54I can't
20:55I can't
20:56I can't
20:57I can't
20:58I can't
20:59I can't
21:00I can't
21:01I can't
21:02I can't
21:03I can't
21:04I can't
21:05I can't
21:07I can't
21:08I can't
21:09I can't
21:10I can't
21:11You see, I told you that.
21:41Happy?
21:48Thrilled.
21:50Yeah, I guess you're not so innocent after all.
21:58Um, you know, we should probably get back to work.
22:06I'm just...
22:07Oh, jump.
22:11Go, go, go.
22:19This game is so stupid, Lil.
22:22I think O'Kiz is not stupid.
22:24It's a Lincoln Prep classic.
22:25Now turn around.
22:29Don't worry, babe.
22:30I'll make it nice and easy for you.
22:32Okay, here we go.
22:39Blindfold on, the game's begun.
22:42Kiss the one you touch, then run.
22:45Stranger friend or sweet surprise.
22:47One quick kiss and open your eyes.
22:50Oh!
22:59Oh!
22:59Jessie, you made it really easy for me, you know, hiding in your own room.
23:29You know the rules, Jessie, not quite.
23:56Jessie, you shouldn't know what it feels like to kiss your own boyfriend?
24:03You guys kissed the same.
24:08Why didn't you stop me?
24:10Isn't that like the point of the game?
24:12Besides telling me you didn't like it.
24:14I didn't.
24:16Liar.
24:17What the hell is your problem?
24:19Do you just get off on kissing all of Jessie's girlfriends?
24:22Nope, not all of them.
24:24Then why didn't you kiss me back?
24:25Whatever.
24:26Never mind.
24:27Okay?
24:28Just listen to me.
24:29This did not happen.
24:30Okay?
24:31This did not happen.
24:32Okay?
24:33This, this kiss does not leave this room.
24:37Did you just stop?
24:38I kissed Lola!
24:40I kissed Lola!
24:41I kissed Lola!
24:42I kissed Lola!
24:43I kissed Lola!
24:44Oh my fe-
24:55I kissed Lola!
24:58I kissed Lola!
25:15What?
25:18You know that if I don't hit my protein goal,
25:20it can affect my 100-meter dash time by as much as a quarter of a second.
25:23Okay, yeah, sure.
25:24So when were you going to tell me you and Rin kissed?
25:27Hmm?
25:28It was an accident?
25:35I thought he was Jesse.
25:38Skylar, your first kiss was pretty bad, girl!
25:41How was it?
25:42Amazing, life-changing, the hottest thing that's ever happened to you?
25:44No!
25:45No!
25:48Maybe!
25:50Okay, like a little.
25:51Yes, fine.
25:53Hold it, please.
25:55Okay, okay, when did you make that?
25:57Doesn't matter.
25:58So, you kissed Rin thinking he was Jesse.
26:01Yes.
26:02And you liked it when you thought it was Jesse.
26:04Yeah.
26:05Who you're fake dating and who you actually like.
26:08And you liked it when you thought it was Jesse, but you also liked it when you thought it was
26:11Rain.
26:11No!
26:11Ergo, you like Rin.
26:13No, okay?
26:14I do not like Rain.
26:16I like Jesse.
26:17Yeah, well, the diagram doesn't lie.
26:19The diagram doesn't understand that last night, just hormones.
26:24Okay.
26:25Hormones, okay?
26:26My ovaries don't seem to get that Rain is just a, a troublemaking, law-breaking playboy.
26:34Okay?
26:36I mean, he doesn't even like me, you know?
26:39I mean, he's just, he's just doing it to get back at Jesse, so I know how to fix this.
26:46Mm-hmm.
26:47I just have to kiss Jesse as soon as possible.
26:51No.
26:52Mm-hmm.
26:53Mm-hmm.
26:59So, what happened at Hide and Go Kiss?
27:01You found Lola pretty fast.
27:03Sure that blindfold didn't slip?
27:05It didn't.
27:06Just lucky, I guess.
27:09Oh, come on.
27:11It's actually a really funny story.
27:12I was there.
27:13Do you, do you want to tell it or should I?
27:14You know, I don't think, I don't think I even really remember.
27:19Okay, so Skylar comes into our dorm room.
27:21She locks the door, has a blindfold on.
27:23I feel, I feel trapped.
27:24So, I try to squeeze by her and then she.
27:31And then?
27:33Um, I, you know, I actually didn't even know that he was in the room.
27:38I, as soon as I got out into the hallway, I found Lola, so.
27:44Wow, great story.
27:47Better luck next time, babe.
27:49Hey, maybe you can have some of mine, seeing as I'm the luckiest man in the world.
27:56Sorry, I just, I have to powder my nose.
28:01Sorry, babe, I just, you know, I hate to see girls cry, you know.
28:11I'll be right back.
28:18What is wrong with you?
28:20It doesn't, doesn't bother you that your boyfriend just ran after his ex?
28:24I trust him.
28:24Oh, he shouldn't trust you if you're getting all handsy underneath the table.
28:29Look, I was just trying to get you to be quiet.
28:32If you wanted me to be quiet, you should have put my hand here.
28:36Or here.
28:37I, hmm, hmm, I am not doing this with you, okay?
28:51You, you are a bad person.
28:59Yep, that's what they say.
29:00Hey, guess what?
29:10It worked.
29:11Carly wants to get back together.
29:16That is, is great.
29:19And don't worry, I played it cool.
29:21Her and I are going to hang out next week and talk it over.
29:24And then you and I can do like this big public breakup scene in the cafeteria.
29:28It'll be great.
29:30You must be so relieved, huh?
29:32No more pretending.
29:33Oh.
29:34Mm, mm-hmm.
29:37And now you can date whoever you want.
29:40But, like, actually.
29:45All right, see ya.
29:46So, they are, in fact, getting back together and Operation Rom-Com is officially a failure.
29:59Okay, but now you can suck face with Rain Guilfrey.
30:03Well, I...
30:04Jesse is everything I have ever wanted, okay?
30:07He is, he's, he's kind.
30:10He's funny.
30:11He, I mean, he's my best friend.
30:15He's who I should be with.
30:17No, fuck should.
30:18Who do you want to be with?
30:20Look, Sky, you're all schedules and goals and being perfect or whatever.
30:24And I know Rain is the opposite of that, but maybe he balances you out a little bit.
30:29And I know Jesse is a good one, but that doesn't necessarily mean he's the right one.
30:36Is that not...
30:37There she is.
30:38Just the rebound I was looking for.
30:41I want to thank you, actually.
30:45If you hadn't been such a pathetic consolation prize, Jesse wouldn't want to talk about us next week.
30:52Aw.
30:54You should know by now.
30:56Given your literal track record.
30:59Nice girls always finish last.
31:02Hope you hide your fun, because I'm taking him back.
31:06There is nothing you can do about it.
31:12Over my dead body.
31:15That's it.
31:17I...
31:18I've got to tell him how I feel.
31:23Come on.
31:24Come on.
31:29Hey, Jesse.
31:32Hi, uh...
31:32Yeah, he's not here.
31:37But I'd be happy to entertain you till he gets back.
31:41Cherry.
31:41You have been tormenting me for four years.
31:51What gives?
31:52Huh?
31:53What...
31:54What makes me so special?
31:57Why are you such an ass to me?
31:59Because you'd like it?
32:03Because you'd like it?
32:15And I just want to give you what you want.
32:18And you don't want me to be the nice guy.
32:20Oh, shit.
32:47Open up!
32:47He can't find us like this.
32:51What?
32:51You worried your fake boyfriend is going to catch you cheating?
32:54Rain.
32:55Please.
33:01Fine.
33:02Get in.
33:02What the hell?
33:19Did you lock me out?
33:22Man, I get your pitch that Carly dumped you, but...
33:24Oh, she's all yours, bro.
33:26Not really my type.
33:26I like him less bitchy.
33:29Fuck you, man.
33:38Yep, I guess I'll go to sleep then, too, huh?
33:52Dude.
33:52What the fuck?
33:57Going to bed in your fucking sweater?
34:00It's a million degrees in here.
34:03Shit, good call, bro.
34:04All right.
34:09I'll cry.
34:18Okay.
34:18I'll cry.
34:23Boy, I'm in your great bed.
34:28I heard your ass because I'm not going to bed.
34:31You can see I'm in my
34:32What are we gonna do?
34:44Seriously, what are we gonna do?
34:46What'd you say?
34:51Just talking to myself.
34:55Great.
34:55Not just an asshole, but a crazy asshole.
34:58Keep it down, would you?
34:59You have to get me out of here.
35:04I guess we're sleeping together tonight.
35:08Okay, fine.
35:10Such places would be.
35:18Shh.
35:27Shh.
35:29This is officially the stupidest thing I've ever done.
35:46You're welcome.
35:48For what?
35:48For adding a little spice to your life.
35:52Look, I have to get a good night's sleep, okay?
35:54I have a run early in the morning.
35:56Our first meet is next weekend.
35:58I just, I don't have time on my schedule for hijinks.
36:02But you always gotta, you know, like, leave room for hijinks.
36:07That's, that's just a given.
36:15Hey, um.
36:16This bed is just kind of like, like, would you mind?
36:21Sorry.
36:24Better.
36:27Better.
36:31It's just like a small, a small bed.
36:33You know what I mean?
36:33Oh, of course, yeah.
36:34Yeah, don't, don't read, don't read into it.
36:36Yeah, of course.
36:37I gotta say, I never thought that I'd be sharing a bed with the arsonist who's got a VIP seat in detention.
36:46Do you want to know what actually happened that day?
37:08I was, I was smoking a cigarette underneath the bleachers.
37:13You know, I get a, I get a call from my mom telling me that, like, after years of just fucking screaming by just my dad.
37:25He, um, he finally just backed up his shit and left her.
37:30Or, you know, he left us.
37:32Sometimes I get these anxiety attacks, and I, I got one, and I passed out.
37:48I woke up, and all the pressure around me was on fire.
37:52It was just a complete fucking accident, dumb luck.
37:55Why wouldn't you tell anybody?
37:56I did.
37:57I told everyone.
37:59I want Cleveland.
38:01They never do.
38:01But, you know, fuck them.
38:05I know the truth, right?
38:16Rain.
38:18Yeah?
38:22I believe you.
38:23I know the truth.
38:44I believe you.
38:45I believe you.
38:47I believe you.
38:48I believe you.
38:49I don't know.
39:19Jessie's gone if you want to make a run for her.
39:24Five more minutes.
39:49I miss you, baby.
39:53Ugh, it's breaking my heart seeing you with Miss Giddy Giddy.
39:56She's like the poster child for boring.
39:59Not really.
40:01Turns in all her assignments early.
40:04Starts training at 5am every morning.
40:07Like, bitch, just be normal.
40:10She's actually a good person.
40:12Being a tryhard doesn't make you a good person.
40:17I'm sorry, I'm confused.
40:19I thought we were here because you were done with your little Disney princess.
40:23Am I wrong?
40:25Can you chill out?
40:27Skylar's my friend.
40:28You know what?
40:29I'm done playing these games with you.
40:31If you want to get back together, kick your vanilla ass to the curb.
40:34I didn't sleep with him, right?
40:49I slept with him, okay?
40:53So it's really, um, you know, not a big deal.
40:58No, sure.
40:59Of course not.
41:01No.
41:03No.
41:04No.
41:05No.
41:06Oh, my God.
41:07There is no way that I am catching feelings for the guy who's made the past four years of my life a living hell.
41:13Sky.
41:14You're overthinking this.
41:15The heart wants what the heart wants.
41:17Okay?
41:19Oh, and speak of the devil.
41:21I'm gonna go donate my lunch to charity.
41:26I gotta go to class.
41:27Are we not gonna talk about last night?
41:29I mean, there's nothing to talk about.
41:34Seriously?
41:35What, you wrapping yourself in my arms and me telling you all my shit is nothing to talk about?
41:40Look, it...
41:43It was...
41:44It was a mistake.
41:46Okay?
41:51Will you look at me?
41:54Will you fucking look at me, Skylar?
41:56Like, be honest for one fucking second.
42:01Hey, Sky!
42:04Rain.
42:05Go.
42:06Now, please.
42:07Okay?
42:08Jesse and I...
42:09Aw, Jesus Christ, Skylar.
42:10There is no you and Jesse.
42:11Just fucking admit it.
42:12Just admit that your relationship is fake already.
42:14I see what this is.
42:19You're trying to steal my girl.
42:23Hey!
42:25You're trying to steal my girl again.
42:32Hey, hey!
42:33She isn't your fucking girl.
42:34Stop!
42:35You're just using her to get back with Carly.
42:36Stop.
42:37You know what?
42:38You're right.
42:39I was because...
42:40Because that's what I thought I wanted.
42:44But ever since we started fake dating...
42:47Something changed.
42:48I wake up every day and it's like...
42:50Cool, I get to see Skylar today.
42:53Even...
42:54Even when we're not doing anything special just being with you...
42:58I feel better.
42:59Like I don't have to try so hard.
43:01And I started to realize maybe...
43:04This is who I'm actually meant to be with.
43:07Oh my god, it worked.
43:11Do you want to be my girlfriend?
43:13For real this time?
43:15What do you think?
43:27Yes.
43:28Yes.
43:58so
44:01so
44:04look i'm i'm sorry to spring that on you
44:07again
44:09i was talking to carly and she's just such a bitch
44:17yeah uh what took you so long
44:21she gave me this crazy ultimatum
44:25and i started to think about my life without you in it and i just
44:29i couldn't so
44:32besides isn't it time we gave it a shot
44:35totally
44:38great so i i guess we can go see a movie or something this weekend
44:44can i um
44:50can i kiss you
44:55oh sorry
45:07sorry i'll yeah
45:09yeah
45:10yeah
45:11that's right
45:11we can't
45:12i'll see you tomorrow okay
45:26i'll see you tomorrow okay
45:31fuck
45:38okay
45:51skyler go get the nurse go get the nurse
46:08go get the nurse
46:20you're okay
46:22you're okay i got you
46:23i got you
46:24you're okay
46:26hey she's alive
46:48here
46:50here drink this
46:51there you go
46:53the nurse came by she said you're probably just dehydrated
46:58um
47:06um
47:06jesse
47:07i don't think this is
47:12working
47:13yeah it's gonna take more than one sip
47:16no um
47:19i mean um
47:22you and me
47:26oh
47:30oh thank goodness
47:34i was thinking the same thing
47:37yeah
47:37i don't know why but it just feels like we're pretending still you know
47:42yeah
47:45yeah
47:46you know maybe we were just
47:49better off as friends
47:51way better
47:53look at that
47:59and as my friend
48:00um
48:00i need you to do something for me
48:04anything
48:05take it easy on rain
48:10accept that
48:12hey
48:13no
48:13hey look
48:14you owe me
48:16come on
48:21you um
48:33you kind of scared me out there
48:36are you uh
48:36you okay
48:37yeah
48:39um
48:40i think i just
48:42had a panic attack
48:44so
48:45you know i actually have some like breathing techniques my therapist showed me
48:49if you ever uh
48:53if you ever
48:54want
48:54them i can
48:56i can i can give you them i can let
49:00you go to therapy
49:03i'm trying to be better you know working on my delinquency
49:14look i'm um
49:15i'm really sorry
49:18about all that shit that i said
49:21i am
49:22i was such a massive bitch
49:25i had no idea
49:28and
49:28no how
49:29how could you skylar
49:30i've been giving you shit for lying this whole time and i haven't been honest for any of it
49:36like you asked me why i've um
49:40i've been such a dick to you these last couple of years
49:42i wanted to get your attention
49:47i wanted you to look at me or just or talk to me
49:51even if it was with uh
49:54with pure unadulterated loathing
49:56anything
50:00anything you had to give
50:06because you're everything skylar
50:11well
50:16in that case
50:19um
50:20you should know
50:23jessie and i
50:26we um
50:27we broke up
50:32yeah you um
50:41you were right
50:42actually
50:43we don't
50:46fit together
50:47no
50:48i need someone who
50:56challenges me
50:57someone who makes sure that i
51:00pencil in time for hijinks
51:03oh
51:04yeah
51:04of course
51:05someone who will
51:09grab me
51:11and kiss me
51:13in the middle of the dorm
51:15when i am making up
51:16i don't know
51:18if i'm the one you want
51:22should i go
51:26go
51:26go
51:27go
51:27go
51:28or should i leave this
51:29on
51:30because lately
51:34i've been getting this feeling
51:37that you won't like me too
51:40i feel like i should tell you
52:07i'm
52:09i'm
52:09i'm virtual
52:12with you being such an overachiever
52:18i'm surprised you haven't checked it off your list already
52:21yeah
52:21well
52:21i'm uptight
52:23remember
52:25yeah i i i i remember
52:28i guess i better help you relax then
52:31well
52:46Oh yeah, let's get this thing started off with a bang!
53:11Racers, please make your way to the starting line!
53:15Hey, I'm sorry about you losing out to rain twice now.
53:18And I'm also sorry you're about to lose out to me.
53:20Oh, you sure about that?
53:22I'm positive. Just don't cry when I smoke you.
53:25You're on.
53:29You really love my sloppy seconds, don't you?
53:36Carly, let's go back to ground rules, okay?
53:38Don't talk to me.
53:40Gotcha.
53:42Um, break a leg.
53:46Literally.
53:47On your marks!
53:48Get set!
53:49Go!
53:53Ow.
53:55Woo!
53:56What a finish!
53:57Go Skylar!
53:58You do realize we have an audience, don't you?
54:14Come on.
54:15Take a risk.
54:16Take a risk.
54:17Oh no, I've created a monster, haven't I?
54:20No.
54:21No.
54:22Have a free, hello!
54:23Do you either?
54:24You know, we are out!
54:25You know, we are out.
54:26Just don't forget the videos, we can follow us.
54:27And we hopefully have a friend.
54:28You know, the one who's going to be the best!
54:29If you're going to be the best I want to do, thank you so much!
54:31So we'll get a kiss!
54:32Thank you, dear God!
54:33Have a good day, Pete.
54:34Go Cincinnati.
54:35Go!
54:36What a expand?
54:37You're a big window!
54:38It's going to be the best!
54:39What's going to happen?
54:40We're coming!
54:41I am in the middle of our minds.