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00:00Previously on Heated Rattler.
00:02Shane Hollander up. I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:19This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not going to tell anyone because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:28So what's my name going to be?
00:29Dream.
00:30How much pressure do you feel from the fans, from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:36Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:42Hollander, see you next season.
00:44Look at everyone.
00:57Get lost forever.
01:00You're in our way.
01:02Okay.
01:02Particularly now.
01:04I tudo else.
01:04I've done it, never.
01:07You're in our way.
01:09Let's go!
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04:23Let's go!
04:25Hey!
04:26If Rosanoff fucks you tonight,
04:28I'm gonna fucking back!
04:30I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:32I fucking mean what I mean.
04:34You're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now.
04:36does that mean? They do it to you all the time in Boston. You want to see it? Uh, no, thanks.
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus. Yeah, Mitty, go be weird
04:44somewhere else. I'm not even that weird. Whatever you need,
04:48Captain. Hey, Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets
04:52in the next time?
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:01Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game, but it would
05:04be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately. He had a hat-trick last week, and he's almost
05:14caught up to you in the scoring race. Want to know what you had to say about that this morning?
05:17No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me. Thanks, guys.
05:34I'll see you next time.
06:04I'll see you next time.
06:34I'll see you next time.
07:04Never in life have I blushed. Russians do not do this.
07:06You will murder me. Maybe. Get in.
07:13You will murder me. Maybe. Get in.
07:26Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game? What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you? For how long? The whole game.
07:39You're such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking did it. And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:47Oh, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:56Thanks. I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:08Mr. Businessman.
08:10Mr. Landlord.
08:13You asked.
08:14No, I didn't.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:16No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:30In the kitchen, on the floor.
08:33Fuck you.
08:38Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:40No.
08:41I hired someone.
08:43A designer.
08:45You think there is enough?
08:47He's such an asshole.
08:49I think maybe you'll like it.
08:52Smell the cigarettes from here.
08:54I had one.
08:55You shouldn't be smoking.
08:58And you shouldn't be talking.
09:02Come here.
09:06No, you come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:10You still want?
09:11I still want.
09:14It's the one.
09:25It's the one.
09:33Don't worry, it will fit.
09:44Oh, wow, wow, you think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
10:14Please don't go.
10:22Please don't go.
10:29Oh, my God.
10:37He's okay.
10:44Oh, seriously.
10:59Is he okay?
11:09It's you.
11:10It's you.
11:13It's you.
11:14Okay.
11:17It's you.
11:21It's you.
11:25It's you.
11:29It's all good.
11:30It's all right.
11:40It's all right.
11:44It's all right.
11:48Oh, God.
11:55Oh, God.
11:56Oh, God, hold her.
12:23Now the bed's all dead.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:32I will show it now, okay?
12:56You killed me, Linder. I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:05We're the way.
13:09I should go.
13:11It's you.
13:15It's you.
13:19It's you.
13:23It's you.
13:24I should go.
13:32So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:38Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:44Yes.
13:46My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:48They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up before I am to watch every game.
13:55I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:05Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what?
14:09Bronze medal?
14:11You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:20Don't fuck yourself, Rosanna.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:40Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:50For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games,
14:53and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:57What an embarrassing end to a promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:02A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rozanov,
15:07chosen as his country's captain.
15:09All in there, what's up, motherfucker?
15:11Yeah, I wanna be a captain.
15:12I'm sorry, Captain.
15:14All in there, what's up, motherfucker?
15:38Good voice.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Fanny.
15:42Nice to fucking Moscow.
15:43Love you.
15:44Did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:47A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56So you say this year, baby, we're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:59You look great in Silver Vani, don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes, yes it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:10Is that what JJ thinks it is?
16:11Yeah, he's probably right.
16:12The good news is we're not going to be here long.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:18We train together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for him.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:25What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:33I mean, I'd fucking pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:42Yeah.
16:43I mean, he's not safe for folks like this.
16:45Yeah, what do you think?
16:46I love that you're not safe for me.
16:47But as you do, strong as you are.
16:49But as you do, strong as you're not safe for us.
16:52And when you are just cΓ²n as you're not safe for you.
16:57Wow.
16:57Man, your body fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:27Hey.
17:46I'm not here.
17:48No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:53Fine.
17:54Go sit down.
17:57We are not anything.
18:02Go away, Holander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:11Please, go.
18:14You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:20Now you go.
18:22Fine.
18:23Fuck.
18:27I'm sorry.
18:37You need to get married.
18:39Yes, my father.
18:42Minister still wants to meet you today, evening.
18:46Regardless of what you do.
18:49It's a shame for me.
18:50You should be proud of it.
18:53After yesterday's time, you won't win...
18:58...Latvian.
19:00...Latvian.
19:02And he's still drinking.
19:04How did you do this?
19:06Is it not sad?
19:07Not sad, Otec.
19:08No, not so.
19:09They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:13It's not a game, it's a game.
19:15It's a real shame not to prove the hopes you showed up in childhood.
19:20Now I play better than when I play.
19:23Our team is injured, the team is injured.
19:26Is injured?
19:28What is this American absurd?
19:30What is it?
19:31You, captain, you make them injured.
19:34You always find someone who's guilty from childhood.
19:38Who is it?
19:43Who is it to you?
19:45Your mother?
19:48She doesn't know this to do.
19:54No, Otec.
19:57Mom's mother died.
20:01Do you remember her?
20:03I was in your view your brother.
20:07Where's Polina?
20:11In Moscow?
20:13Of course.
20:18We need to go.
20:21In the evening.
20:25To meet with the minister.
20:29Yes.
20:30Ready?
20:32Let's go.
20:33It's always been the same.
20:36Every time he is always in the military.
20:38You have to deal with him.
20:39That's why you're not in the form.
20:41He wasn't in the form.
20:43He's in the form.
20:44He needs to be in the form.
20:46He's always in America.
20:48He's working.
20:50He's good.
20:51He's really good for us.
20:53Yeah?
20:54Yeah.
20:55It's always a problem with leadership.
20:58The leader is always a problem.
20:59We are not even aware of it.
21:01You're too much talking to me.
21:06You're too much talking to me.
21:08You're my angel. You're too much talking to me.
21:12Especially when it's about hockey.
21:15Only when we win, Papa.
21:17I'm going to go to a bar and he needs one more cup.
21:22Look how she's got him.
21:25From the same time.
21:28It's an angel. It would be nice if I remember it.
21:31I want you to go.
21:33I want you to go.
21:34I want you to go.
21:35I want you to go.
21:52There's Niki.
21:54It's been a long time, Sasha.
22:05I think you played well.
22:07I'd rather say thank you, but I know that you didn't watch any other games.
22:11For those who have been a whole life son of a trainer for hockey.
22:14You've been trying to avoid this.
22:17I sometimes have no money.
22:20When I understand what it costs, I have no money.
22:23In any case, it doesn't have any meaning to you.
22:26It doesn't have any meaning to you.
22:27It doesn't have any meaning to you?
22:28Why do you think so?
22:29My father...
22:30Your father is a fool.
22:31Who will ever kill you.
22:33You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:37And you don't have to be stupid games, when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:42Really?
22:43Yeah, it's true.
22:44Hunter and Admiral are not going through New Jersey.
22:47New Jersey will not go through Holland and Montreal.
22:51I think you will win this year in Montreal.
22:53In this year?
22:54In this year?
22:55Yeah, in this year.
22:56Because I think that Mitko is traumatized.
23:01Where do you know all this?
23:02She's an extrasens.
23:04But with a
23:08you can't be a threat to the team.
23:09You've seen a bad idea.
23:11You're a good idea.
23:12You're a bad idea.
23:13You can win the West Coast.
23:14And then you can win.
23:15You can win whoever you want in the West.
23:19And Chicago, not so much earlier.
23:21In the final, most of all, it will be San Francisco.
23:25And they are good, but they are too young.
23:28So you won't win the Coupe of Sanne before I had a year before.
23:32C'mon!
23:36Thank you, I'm going to sleep.
23:38Tomorrow I will be ideal to be good.
23:42You always be ideal to be good.
23:43You know, but you need to be sure to meet you later.
23:48We will see you later.
23:51Until then.
23:57Well, what?
23:58How is Paris, Sasha?
24:03Wow, it's cool.
24:06I just love this place.
24:10Clubs? It's my head.
24:13Boys. Just a nice place.
24:17And boys?
24:20Well, you've seen French boys.
24:24Yeah, Ilya?
24:28Oh, my God.
24:34I'm nothing.
24:37You don't want to lie.
24:41You don't lie.
24:43You don't flirt in the answer.
24:49You were fun.
24:54Oh, my God.
24:56Oh, my God.
24:57Oh, my God.
24:59Oh, my God.
25:00Oh, my God.
25:01Oh, my God.
25:05You're here? Seriously?
25:12The danger was to you earlier. If you remember me, don't you?
25:21We're the children, Sash.
25:26Yes, it's true.
25:29Okay.
25:35Okay, let's go somewhere.
25:40No.
25:50Okay.
25:52I'll find a wedding.
25:55Okay.
25:59Okay.
26:03Okay.
26:05I was happy to see you.
26:24Okay.
26:25What happens here?
26:30What am I supposed to do?
26:31I don't know. My mom told me to get away.
26:33Oh, my God.
26:35You said you could have a good home, honey.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:38Okay, playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
26:40That's not a rule. You just made that up.
26:42Hollander, is that a rule?
26:43Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander. You can barely even grow one.
26:47No, no. Fuck you, Swedish Inbred.
26:49Fuck you, AJ.
26:50Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:52Stop.
26:54Boys, it's starting.
26:56Turn it up.
26:57It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside.
26:59As we speak, you know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
27:02Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:06A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a chair, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:15Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:18Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that. That was yesterday. That was before.
27:30Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here, at home, tonight.
27:41As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there, but I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:56I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it. I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:05Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup!
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco!
28:17I can't believe that asshole is about to win the cup.
28:31Shane hates him the most.
28:33What?
28:34You hate Rosenhoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But...
28:38He's very good at hockey.
28:40The best, probably.
28:41Eh, no.
28:42You're the fucking best all-ender.
28:44Yeah.
28:45Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:48And that is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year for Lilia Rosenhoff.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in block shots.
29:02In shots he ends.
29:04And obviously, it comes out.
29:05The host of The footballers is with the football battle.
29:06It's the football battle.
29:07It's the game in the background.
29:08And it's the football battle.
29:09Yeah.
29:10The football battle.
29:11Go!
29:12Come on!
29:13Go!
29:14Go!
29:15Go!
29:17Go!
29:18Go!
29:19Go!
29:27Well, obviously, we've come to the football.
29:31I'm literally hungry as we've talked to it.
29:33Well, nice watch.
29:39Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:42Yeah, 25 seconds.
29:43Or even doing.
29:46And now, presenting the Lord's Tower Award...
29:49I was busy.
29:50Was who?
29:51Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
30:00But the most important thing...
30:02is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award,
30:09can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on.
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:16Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:26I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:28And the Lord's Tower Award for most sportsman-like player
30:33goes to...
30:34I SITATES
30:35Merci.
30:36Merci.
30:36Merci.
30:36Merci.
30:37Merci.
30:38Merci.
30:38Merci.
30:38I don't know.
31:08Well...
31:16What?
31:19What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in, like, six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us,
31:29and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:32So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:35What the fuck do you want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
31:47You suck my dick.
31:48Let me be as nicely.
32:02What the fuck do you want from me?
32:08Huh?
32:09Please.
32:14If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
32:19you will have to ask nicer than that.
32:21Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:33Please.
32:34No.
32:45No.
32:49What?
32:50No.
32:51We will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring
32:59party after.
33:01And then, when I've been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room, and I will
33:08maybe, maybe, do more than just suck your dick.
33:12When did your English get so good?
33:19I, uh, I read the New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:24No.
33:24The New Yorker is boring.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:31Ah.
33:32So being boring is, is genetic.
33:35Wow.
33:36Genetic.
33:37Genetic.
33:37Genetic.
33:42Let's make a deal.
33:45If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:52And if you win?
33:53Good luck, Colleen.
34:12I'm doing it.
34:15I'm...
34:16...is...
34:31...is...
34:33...is...
34:35in the last minute.
34:36I'll draw the line.
34:37I'll draw the line.
34:58Congratulations.
35:02Now take off your clothes.
35:05You're such an asshole.
35:35What?
35:37Just a lot of windows.
35:41What?
35:42Just a lot of windows.
35:43What?
35:44Just a lot of windows.
35:45What?
35:46Just a lot of windows.
35:51What?
35:52What?
35:53What?
35:54Just a lot of windows.
35:55What?
35:56What?
35:57What?
35:58What?
35:59What?
36:01Good. Now get on the bed.
36:26This is a good hotel.
36:28Really nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:33Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show off for me. I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:42It's my special day, Hollander. I want to watch.
36:44I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka, at least.
36:50No, no, no.
36:52Vodka is for after. It's your reward.
36:54All right.
36:56All right.
36:58All right.
36:59Toγγ.
36:59I don't know.
37:29Do you want to know how it feels?
37:32How what feels?
37:35Holding the cup.
37:37You fucking asshole.
37:38I can barely describe it.
37:40Oh my God, Hollander.
37:55Fuck.
37:59Are you going to fuck me?
38:06We will see.
38:10I need...
38:13What?
38:15You know.
38:16Tell me.
38:19You.
38:20I need you.
38:29I need you.
38:31I need you.
39:01So Russia this year was something else?
39:31It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:46To Russia for the summer?
39:49Oh yes.
39:54Why?
39:57What do you mean why?
40:03Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to, it's home.
40:09Yeah, but I don't know, is it safe?
40:14What do you mean safe?
40:19I don't know.
40:22Do you, do you even like it there?
40:30What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:41I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah, me too, I should have.
40:47So, uh, I'm off.
40:59Goodbye Hollander.
41:03Bye-bye.
41:14Bye-bye.
41:19Bye.
41:19Bye-bye.
41:21Let's go.
41:51Let's go.
42:21Let's go.
42:51Let's go.
43:21Let's go.