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00:00Why are you such an ass to me?
00:02Because you like it.
00:11And I just want to give you what you want.
00:14And you don't want me to be the nice guy.
00:27I'm going somewhere.
00:29Come on, Cherry. Last night before class is started. Let's have some fun.
00:33Stop calling me Cherry.
00:34I'll stop calling you Cherry once you pop your Cherry.
00:39Can I drink this for you to leave me alone?
00:41I don't know. Maybe.
00:54You don't want to waste anything.
00:59I thought you looked thirsty.
01:02I thought you looked thirsty.
01:06I thought you looked thirsty.
01:07I thought you looked thirsty.
01:08You were half a day and you gave me the same way.
01:11I'm tired.
01:15No.
01:17I'm tired.
01:18I'm tired.
01:19I'm tired.
01:20I'm tired.
01:21Yo, Rain.
01:22Dude, how do you always find a way to end up shirtless?
01:25Well, Skyler was practically begging me for it.
01:27Well, why don't you go find some clothes and leave her alone?
01:30Yes, sir. Anything you say, sir.
01:33Later.
01:35Hey, uh, try not to, you know, set the whole boarding school on fire again.
01:39Yeah, fuck you, man.
01:43I fucking hate that guy.
01:45You good?
01:47My hero.
01:48Well, you know I'll always save you, Sky.
01:52Practically like my kid sister.
01:54Come on, you're like three months older than me, dumbass.
01:58Whatever.
01:59Hey, have you seen Carly?
02:06Maybe she's in my room.
02:08Come on.
02:11Hey, Carly.
02:16You've got to be fucking kidding me.
02:18It's not like we're exclusive.
02:21Yeah, I said every cheater ever.
02:23And how would a virgin like you know?
02:26Hey, man, she just, she just hopped on top of me.
02:29Um, but I guess Jesse can't keep his girl satisfied.
02:34Come on.
02:35You don't need this.
02:36Excuse me?
02:37And what do you think he needs?
02:44I don't know, maybe someone who knows how to keep her legs closed?
02:49Mm, you mean a frigid loser like you?
02:52Keep dreaming.
02:54And keep your hands off, bitch.
02:55Hey.
02:56You know, actually, yes.
02:59Someone exactly like her.
03:00You did me a favor.
03:04I was coming in here to break up with you.
03:06Mm-hmm.
03:07Because Skylar and I are together now.
03:11Her.
03:14Miss, I sleep with the student handbook you're dating her.
03:18Not the only thing she's sleeping with now.
03:20Right, babe?
03:23Babe.
03:24Since when?
03:32About a week or so.
03:34I don't know what took me so long.
03:36I had the girl of my dreams in front of me for years.
03:41I'm done wasting time.
03:43Let's get out of here.
03:50When the fuck?
03:51Um, what the fuck?
03:54I know.
03:55I know that came out of nowhere.
03:57And I'm sorry to spring that on you.
03:59But I actually think that this could work.
04:03You think that we could work?
04:07Totally.
04:10Carly always wants what she can't have.
04:13And if she thinks we're dating, it'll make her crazy jealous and come running back.
04:18She'll be begging to be my girlfriend in two weeks' tops.
04:20Hold on.
04:20You still want her.
04:23After that?
04:24After what she just did?
04:28Okay.
04:29She's drunk.
04:31I'm mad.
04:32But she's the total package, you know?
04:35She's the one.
04:38Look.
04:39I need your help, Sky.
04:41You're my best friend and the only one I trust.
04:48Please.
04:52He asked you to do what?
04:54Shut up.
04:56Isn't this a good thing?
04:57You've been in love with him since you were like eight.
04:58I thought you'd be screaming this from the rooftops.
05:00No, it's...
05:01It's not real.
05:04Okay?
05:04I...
05:04I...
05:05I mean...
05:06He's just doing it to get back with Carly.
05:10God, I...
05:11I don't get it.
05:12Take away the push-up bra and Daddy's credit card and what's left?
05:17I...
05:17I can't do it.
05:18I mean, I don't want to let Jesse down, but I just...
05:24I think it would kill me.
05:27Genuinely.
05:28I've just...
05:30I have wanted him to ask me out for so long, but...
05:35Not like this.
05:40Damn, dude.
05:42It's too bad this isn't a movie.
05:43Because if it was, all you have to do is fake date him, then he'd fall in love with you.
05:50Without even realizing...
05:53Wait.
05:55Wait.
05:57No.
05:59I...
05:59I mean, that wouldn't really work, right?
06:02Why not?
06:02That's the way it always goes, okay?
06:04Guy fake dates girl to make evil ex jealous, then boom, he realizes girl was the one all along.
06:10Happily ever after.
06:12You think?
06:16I know.
06:17Go accept your beloved's faux-posal, and Operation Rom-Com's officially underway.
06:24Okay.
06:37You, are you looking for someone?
06:39Yeah.
06:40My boyfriend.
06:42What?
06:45You don't have a boyfriend.
06:47You've never had a boyfriend.
06:49You've never hooked up with anyone.
06:50I mean, I'd be surprised if you ever even kissed someone.
06:53So yeah.
06:54You and Jesse?
06:56I don't buy it.
06:58You're right.
06:59You're too...
06:59Too innocent.
07:01You know, too much of a good girl.
07:03No, I am not.
07:04No, I am not.
07:06But maybe I'm just waiting for the right guy.
07:10Well, you should have kept him waiting.
07:13He's not your type.
07:14What would you know about my type?
07:17I know you don't look at him the way you look at me.
07:21Right.
07:22Because I look at you with unadulterated loathing.
07:26Whereas I look at him with love.
07:28Now, if you'll excuse me.
07:34Enjoy holding hands with your fake boyfriend.
07:47Showtime.
07:48Whoa, whoa, whoa.
07:49Hey, slow down.
07:51You sure about this?
07:52No.
07:55I would do anything for you, Jesse.
07:58Come here.
08:04Okay, come on, babe.
08:06Let's dance.
08:19Oh!
08:22It's not working.
08:27Hey, we just need to get her attention.
08:29Oh, my word.
08:31Yeah.
08:35Oh, she looked.
08:37She looked.
08:38Now what?
08:38Okay, um...
08:40See something, like, romantic in my ear, you know?
08:42Like how you've liked me for a long time.
08:47I've liked you for a long time, Skylar.
08:52Me too, Jesse.
09:01A little public for her first kiss, no?
09:04That caught me, man.
09:07You don't actually have to kiss me.
09:10Look, do you want Carly back or not?
09:13That's sound as shit, man.
09:14Come on.
09:18Let's go somewhere a little more private.
09:24Nice moves.
09:25What the hell are you doing?
09:38Like, you know, make it sound like we're hooking up.
09:42Look, do you want her to be jealous or not?
09:45Mmm, oh, oh, yeah.
09:48Mmm.
09:50Hey, take it off.
09:52What's that?
09:53You want me to get you ready for it?
09:56Come on.
09:58Come on.
10:03Oh, oh, oh, yeah.
10:05Oh, yeah.
10:06Mmm.
10:07Oh, yeah.
10:08Oh, yeah.
10:09Oh, yeah.
10:11Yeah, just like that.
10:13Oh, Skylar.
10:13Oh, yeah.
10:15Oh, Jesse.
10:16Oh, Jesse.
10:18I love it.
10:20Mmm.
10:21Oh, who's your daddy?
10:24Oh, my God.
10:26Oh, yeah.
10:28This girl is unbelievable.
10:34Wait.
10:35I don't care to see you.
10:37Oh, oh, oh!
10:40Oh, girl.
10:43Oh, yeah.
10:45Oh, yeah, good idea.
10:53Mm-hmm.
10:54Mm-hmm.
10:55Oh, you know what?
11:02Smart girl.
11:08All right, yeah, go ahead.
11:09Okay.
11:14Oh, you know what?
11:16Mm-hmm.
11:16Um, it should probably also be, like, on your, on your lips, too, right?
11:22Oh, yeah, yeah.
11:23Yeah.
11:24Yeah.
11:25Okay, here we go.
11:27There we go.
11:29Boom.
11:32How's that?
11:33Spectacular.
11:37Great.
11:37Yeah, uh, you know what?
11:39Let's stagger our exits, you know, kind of make it look like we're playing it cool.
11:46Oh, you're good.
11:48Mm-hmm.
11:55Hey, guys.
11:58Hey, guys.
11:59That was really something, you know?
12:16Too, uh, too bad it was fake.
12:18Oh, so you were listening.
12:19Cut the shit.
12:21I know you wouldn't sound like that.
12:24Oh, no?
12:25And what would I sound like?
12:29Well, you're, you're uptight, so you'd probably be really quiet at first.
12:34But, you know, with the, uh, with the right touch, you would, uh, gently, barely, let out a little more.
12:49Told you.
12:51And then...
12:55And then you'd tell me you didn't hook up with Jesse.
13:03Maybe he just makes me moan louder than you ever could.
13:06Jesse wouldn't know what to do with a girl like you.
13:09You have no idea what you're talking about.
13:12Jesse and I are perfect for each other.
13:14Yeah, I'm sure you are.
13:16Both cross-country all-stars, both top of the class, both rule-following overachievers.
13:20I mean, it must be a fucking ride in the bedroom.
13:23You know, trading gold stars back and forth.
13:29See, what you need is someone who's gonna challenge you.
13:32Someone who's gonna break you apart, and then put you back together again.
13:35Why don't you just leave us alone?
13:42You have Carly now.
13:44I don't want Carly.
13:47I want you.
13:51To admit that you're lying.
13:54Not just to me, but to yourself.
13:56Never.
14:13Never.
14:13For this project, you'll be working in groups of three.
14:29A little menage a trois.
14:32First up, Jessie, Skylar, and Rain.
14:38The next little threesome is Mark, Donnie, and Jacob.
14:43Hey, man, you want to stop looking at my girlfriend?
15:04Sorry, I was just thinking, right, like you've been obsessed with Carly for years.
15:09I just feel like this is moving on a little quickly, no?
15:13First of all, you don't know shit about me.
15:17And second, I think deep down it's always been Skylar.
15:23Yeah, same, honestly.
15:25I mean, I think I've felt that way since that one night at camp.
15:33Summer before fifth grade, they were teaching us about constellations.
15:38Do you remember?
15:45Yeah, yeah, I think so.
15:47We had wandered off and were staring at the stars for hours.
15:51And I just remember thinking, you know, maybe it's not just me.
15:58Maybe, um, maybe you felt it too.
16:05Yeah, yeah, and I did.
16:09Dead ass.
16:09Why are you trying to show off when there's nothing to show off?
16:23Oh, Carly, I'm just trying to kick a shower.
16:26You should try it every once in a while.
16:28Help get rid of some of that clown makeup.
16:29Just so you know, the showers are being used.
16:35But they added some more on the second floor.
16:38Renovations over summer.
16:39Come on, I'll show you.
16:40Hold on.
16:42Like, why are you being nice?
16:44Hmm?
16:45Girls gotta look out for each other, right?
16:49Fine, because I don't need you stinky up the hallway.
16:52Happy now?
16:53Let's go, Smelly.
16:54You're in the men's room?
16:59Hey, wait.
17:01Turn around.
17:01Don't look.
17:03Yeah, uh, why are you in the men's room?
17:08Carly.
17:10Carly, Carly, she told me these were the new girl showers.
17:13That bitch, you probably took my towel too.
17:18That's low even for her.
17:20Kind of funny, though.
17:22Here.
17:22Well, what are you doing?
17:24What are you doing?
17:25Here, take it.
17:31I saw that.
17:33Don't flatter yourself.
17:34Don't flatter yourself.
17:52Hey, hey, Carly's coming.
17:59Hold my hand.
18:01Hurry up, hurry up.
18:06Mind if I join?
18:07Actually, yeah.
18:08Oh, okay.
18:10I can just go.
18:13Didn't you say you wanted to check with the trainer about your ankle?
18:16Oh, okay.
18:17Oh, okay.
18:17Yeah.
18:20Mm-hmm.
18:23Right.
18:24Right.
18:25Okay.
18:26Ugh.
18:27So, turns out Skylar the saint is actually Skylar the skank, huh?
18:39You jealous?
18:41Of her.
18:42Baby.
18:44She doesn't hold a candle to me.
18:46You know how good I can treat you.
18:48What about rain?
18:49Ugh.
18:50You wish us.
18:54I'm really stiff.
18:56Could you?
18:58Yeah.
19:03How's that?
19:04Perfect.
19:05Perfect.
19:05Where's your, uh, where's your man?
19:23Busy?
19:24Hi.
19:25Worried you might actually have to pull your weight for the group project?
19:31Take a look.
19:35This is actually pretty good.
19:44Mm.
19:45Well, it turns out you don't have to be a complete kiss-ass to be smart.
19:48Imagine that.
19:49Okay, look.
19:50Just because I'm not a literal firebombing criminal doesn't mean that I'm a kiss-ass.
19:54We're not really talking about me, are we?
19:57When was the last time you broke a rule?
19:59Never.
20:02I don't...
20:03always...
20:05recycle.
20:07You monster.
20:08Like, you think that you know everything about me, but...
20:12I mean...
20:14I could be bad.
20:16You have no idea.
20:21Prove it.
20:21Come on.
20:31Okay.
20:32I dare you to go steal the answers for the pop quiz out of Miss Whitmore's bag.
20:36No.
20:37No, that's...
20:38That is cheating.
20:39Okay?
20:40I...
20:40I can't...
20:41Come on, good girl.
20:42Take a risk.
20:42Come on.
20:58You're welcome.
21:04Bye.
21:35You see, I told you that.
21:46Happy?
21:48Thrilled.
21:50Yeah, I guess you're not so innocent after all.
21:58Um, you know, we sh-
22:00Um, we should-
22:01We should probably-
22:04Get back to-
22:05To work.
22:06I'm just-
22:07Jump.
22:19This game is so stupid, Lil.
22:22I think O'Kiss is not stupid.
22:24It's a Lincoln Prep classic.
22:25Now turn around.
22:26Don't worry, babe.
22:30I'll make it nice and easy for you.
22:37Okay, here we go.
22:39Line full done.
22:40The game's begun.
22:42Kiss the one you touch, then run.
22:45Strange or friend or sweet surprise.
22:47One quick kiss and open your eyes.
22:50Jessie?
23:09Jessie?
23:13Jessie, you made it really easy for me, you know, hiding in your own room.
23:26You know the rules.
23:43Jessie, not quite.
23:59Rain, oh my god, I thought you were...
24:03Jessie, shouldn't you know what it feels like to kiss your own boyfriend?
24:08I don't... you guys kissed the same.
24:12Why didn't you stop me?
24:14Isn't that like the point of the game?
24:17Besides telling me you didn't like it.
24:19I didn't.
24:23Liar.
24:25What the hell is your problem?
24:27Do you just get off on kissing all of Jessie's girlfriends?
24:30Nope, not all of them.
24:33Then why did you kiss me back?
24:37Whatever, never mind.
24:39Okay?
24:40Just listen to me.
24:41This did not happen.
24:43Okay?
24:44This kiss does not leave this room.
24:55Did you just stop?
24:58I kissed Lola!
25:00What?
25:16You know that if I don't hit my protein goal, it can affect my 100 meter dash time by as much as a quarter of a second.
25:22Okay, yeah, sure.
25:23So when were you going to tell me you and Rain kissed?
25:25Hmm?
25:26It was an accident?
25:31I thought he was Jessie.
25:35Skylar, your first kiss was pretty bad, girl.
25:40How was the amazing life changing the hottest thing that's ever happened to you?
25:43No!
25:44No!
25:45Maybe.
25:46Okay?
25:47Like a little.
25:48Yes, fine.
25:49Hold, please.
25:50Okay.
25:51When did you make that?
25:52Doesn't matter.
25:53So, you kissed Rain thinking he was Jessie.
25:56Yes.
25:57And you liked it when you thought it was Jessie.
25:59Yeah.
26:00Who you're fake dating and who you actually like.
26:02And you liked it when you thought it was Jessie, but you also liked it when you thought it was Jessie, but you also liked it when you thought it was Rain.
26:10No!
26:11Ergo, you like Rain.
26:12No, no, okay?
26:13I do not like Rain.
26:15I like Jessie.
26:16Yeah, well, the diagram doesn't lie.
26:18The diagram doesn't understand that last night, just hormones.
26:23Okay.
26:24Hormones, okay?
26:25My ovaries don't seem to get that Rain is just a, a troublemaking, law-breaking playboy.
26:33Okay?
26:34I mean, he doesn't even like me, you know?
26:38I mean, he's just, he's just doing it to get back at Jessie, so I know how to fix this.
26:45Mm-hmm.
26:46I just have to kiss Jessie as soon as possible.
26:50No.
26:51Mm-hmm.
26:52Mm-hmm.
26:55So what happened at Hide and Go Kiss?
27:00You found Lola pretty fast.
27:02Sure that blindfold didn't slip?
27:04It didn't.
27:05Just lucky, I guess.
27:08Oh, come on.
27:10It's actually a really funny story.
27:12I was there.
27:13Do you, do you want to tell it or should I?
27:14You know, I don't think, I don't think I even really remember.
27:18Okay, so Skylar comes into our dorm room.
27:20She locks the door, has a blindfold on.
27:22I feel, I feel trapped.
27:23So I tried to squeeze by her and then she...
27:30And then?
27:32Um, I, you know, I actually didn't even know that he was in the room.
27:37I, as soon as I got out into the hallway, I found Lola, so I...
27:42Wow, great story.
27:46Better luck next time, babe.
27:49Hey, maybe you can have some of mine, seeing as I'm the luckiest man in the world.
27:56Sorry, I just, I have to powder my nose.
28:01Sorry, babe, I just, you know, I hate to see girls cry, you know.
28:10I'll be right back.
28:17What is wrong with you?
28:19It doesn't, doesn't bother you that your boyfriend just ran after his ex?
28:22I trust him.
28:25Oh, he shouldn't trust you with you getting all handsy underneath the table.
28:28Look, I was just trying to get you to be quiet.
28:31If you wanted me to be quiet, you should have put my hand here.
28:35Or here.
28:36I, hmm, hmm, I am not doing this with you, okay?
28:50You, you are a bad person.
28:58Yep, that's what they say.
28:59Right.
29:08Hey, guess what?
29:10It worked.
29:11Carly wants to get back together.
29:15That...
29:17Is...
29:18Is great?
29:19And don't worry, I played it cool.
29:21Her and I are gonna hang out next week and talk it over,
29:23and then you and I can do like this big public breakup scene in the cafeteria.
29:27It'll be great.
29:29You must be so relieved, huh?
29:31No more pretending.
29:36And now you can date whoever you want.
29:40But, like, actually.
29:45Alright, see ya.
29:46So...
29:51They are, in fact, getting back together, and Operation RomCom is officially a failure.
29:58Okay, but now you can suck face with Rain Guilfrey.
30:02Well, I...
30:04Jesse is everything I have ever wanted, okay?
30:07He is...
30:08He's...
30:09He's...
30:10He's kind.
30:11He's funny.
30:12He...
30:13I mean, he's my best friend.
30:15He's who I should be with.
30:16No, fuck should!
30:17Who do you want to be with?
30:20Look, Sky, you're all schedules and goals and being perfect or whatever.
30:24And I know Rain is the opposite of that, but maybe he balances you out a little bit.
30:28And...
30:30I know Jesse is a good one, but that doesn't necessarily mean he's the right one.
30:35Is that not...
30:36There she is.
30:38Just the rebound I was looking for.
30:40I want to thank you, actually.
30:45If you hadn't been such a pathetic consolation prize, Jesse wouldn't want to talk about us next week.
30:50Aww, you should know by now, given your literal track record.
30:59Nice girls always finish last.
31:02Hope you hide your fun, because I'm taking him back.
31:05There's nothing you can do about it.
31:12Over my dead body.
31:15That's it.
31:17I...
31:18I've got to tell him how I feel.
31:20Mmm...
31:23Come on.
31:30Hey, Jesse.
31:31Hiya.
31:33Yeah, he's not here.
31:37But I'd be happy to entertain you until he gets back.
31:40Cherry.
31:46You have been tormenting me for four years.
31:51What gives?
31:52Huh?
31:54What...
31:55What makes me so special?
31:57Why are you such an ass to me?
31:58Because you like it?
32:01Because you like it?
32:15And I just want to give you what you want.
32:17And you don't want me to be the nice guy.
32:19Thanks God.
32:20You can't find us like this.
32:50You're worried your fake boyfriend is going to catch you cheating?
32:54Rain, please.
33:01Fine, get in.
33:18What the hell? Did you lock me out?
33:20Man, I get your pitch that Carly dumped you, but...
33:24Oh, she's all yours, bro. Not really my type. I like them less bitchy.
33:29Fuck yeah, man.
33:38Yep, I guess I'll go to sleep then too, huh?
33:40Dude, what the fuck?
33:57Going to bed in your fucking sweater?
34:00It's a million degrees in here.
34:03Shit, good call, bro.
34:05It's a million degrees in here.
34:15There we go.
34:22What are we going to do?
34:44Seriously, what are we going to do?
34:46What did you say?
34:46Just talking to myself?
34:55Great.
34:55Not just an asshole, but a crazy asshole.
34:58Keep it down, would you?
35:01You have to get me out of here.
35:05I guess we're sleeping together tonight.
35:08Okay, fine.
35:10Such places would be.
35:16This is officially the stupidest thing I've ever done.
35:42You're welcome.
35:47For what?
35:48For adding a little spice to your life.
35:52Look, I have to get a good night's sleep, okay?
35:54I have a run early in the morning.
35:56Our first meet is next weekend.
35:58I just, I don't have time on my schedule for hijinks.
36:02But you always got to, you know, like leave room for hijinks.
36:07That's, that's just a given.
36:09Hey, um, this pad is just kind of like, like, would you mind?
36:21Sorry.
36:24Better.
36:27Better.
36:31It's just like a small, a small bed, you know?
36:33Oh, of course, yeah.
36:34Don't, don't read, don't read into it.
36:36Yeah, of course.
36:41I gotta say, I never thought that I'd be sharing a bed with the arsonist who's got a VIP seat in detention.
36:46Do you want to know what actually happened that day?
37:08I was, I was smoking a cigarette underneath the bleachers.
37:13You know, I get a, I get a, I get a call from my mom telling me that, like, after years of just fucking screaming by just my dad.
37:25He, um, he finally just backed up his shit and, and left her, or, you know, he left us.
37:32Sometimes I get these anxiety attacks and I, I got one and I passed out.
37:48I woke up and all the pressure around me was on fire.
37:52It was just a complete fucking accident, dumb luck.
37:55Why wouldn't you tell anybody?
37:56I did, I told everyone, I won't believe me, they never do.
38:04But, you know, fuck them.
38:05I know the truth, right?
38:16Rain.
38:17Yeah?
38:21I believe you.
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38:53Oh
38:55Jesse's gone, if you want to make a run for her.
39:23Five more minutes.
39:49I miss you baby.
39:52Ugh, it's breaking my heart seeing you with Miss Giddy Giddy.
39:55She's like the poster child for boring.
39:58Not really.
40:00Turns in all her assignments early.
40:03Starts training at 5am every morning.
40:06Like, bitch, just be normal.
40:09She's actually a good person.
40:12Being a tryhard doesn't make you a good person.
40:17I'm sorry.
40:18I'm confused.
40:19I thought we were here because you were done with your little Disney princess.
40:22Am I wrong?
40:24Can you chill out?
40:26Skylar's my friend.
40:27You know what?
40:28I'm done playing these games with you.
40:30If you want to get back together, kick your vanilla ass to the curb.
40:33I didn't sleep with him, right?
40:48Mm-hmm.
40:49I slept with him.
40:51Okay?
40:52So it's really, um, you know, not a big deal.
40:57No.
40:58Sure.
40:59Of course not.
41:00No.
41:01No.
41:02No.
41:03No.
41:04No.
41:05Oh, my God.
41:06There is no way that I am catching feelings for the guy who's made the past four years of
41:11my life a living hell.
41:12Sky, you're overthinking this.
41:14The heart wants what the heart wants.
41:16Okay?
41:17Oh, and speak of the devil.
41:20I'm gonna go donate my lunch to charity.
41:24I gotta go to class.
41:27Are we not gonna talk about last night?
41:29I mean, there's nothing to talk about.
41:33Seriously?
41:34What, you wrapping yourself in my arms and me telling you all my shit is nothing to talk
41:38about?
41:39Look, it...
41:41It was...
41:43It was a mistake.
41:45Okay?
41:51Will you look at me?
41:53Will you fucking look at me, Skylar?
41:56Like, be honest for one fucking second.
41:59Hey, Sky!
42:01Rain, go.
42:04Now, please.
42:06Okay?
42:07Jesse and I...
42:08Aw, Jesus Christ, Skylar.
42:09There is no you and Jesse.
42:10Just fucking admit it.
42:11Just admit that your relationship is fake already.
42:14I see what this is.
42:16You're trying to steal my girl.
42:17Hey!
42:18You're trying to steal my girl.
42:19Hey!
42:20You're trying to steal my girl again.
42:21Hey!
42:22Hey!
42:23Hey!
42:24She isn't your fucking girl.
42:25Stop!
42:26Stop!
42:27You're just using her to get back with Carly.
42:28Stop!
42:29You know what, you're right.
42:30I was because...
42:31Because that's what I thought I wanted.
42:33But ever since we started fake dating, something changed.
42:35I wake up every day and it's like, cool, I get to see Skylar today.
42:37Even when we're not doing anything special, just being with you, I feel better.
42:40Like, I don't have to try so hard and I started to realize maybe this is who I'm actually meant to be with.
42:53Oh my God, it worked.
42:55I don't have to try so hard and I started to realize maybe this is who I'm actually meant to be with.
43:06Oh my God, it worked.
43:09Do you want to be my girlfriend?
43:12For real this time?
43:14What do you think?
43:15Yes.
43:28Uh-huh.
43:29Yeah.
43:30What's up?
43:31You need to realize?
43:32Yeah.
43:33I can't wait to see you.
43:34Please.
43:35Oh my God.
43:38Me too.
43:39Oh my God.
43:40Oh my God.
43:43So, so, look, I'm, I'm sorry to spring that on you again.
44:09I was talking to Carly and she's just such a bitch.
44:18Yeah, uh, what took you so long?
44:23She gave me this crazy ultimatum and I started to think about my life without you in it and I just, I couldn't.
44:32So, besides, isn't it time we gave it a shot?
44:37Totally.
44:39Great.
44:41So, I guess we can go see a movie or something this weekend?
44:49Can I, um, can I kiss you?
44:53Oh, sorry.
45:08Sorry, I'll, yeah.
45:10Yeah, I'm sorry.
45:11We can, you know.
45:12I'll see you tomorrow.
45:30Okay.
45:31Okay.
45:31Fuck.
45:39Fuck.
45:39Fuck.
45:39Fuck.
45:48Fuck.
45:49Fuck.
45:50Sounds.
45:51Skylar, go get the nurse, go get the nurse.
46:21You're okay, you're okay, I got you, I got you, you're okay.
46:26Hey, she's alive.
46:48Here, drink this.
46:55The nurse came by, she said you're probably just dehydrated.
47:07Jesse, I don't think this is working.
47:14Yeah, it's gonna take more than one sip.
47:21No, um, I mean, um, you and me.
47:29Oh.
47:30Oh, thank goodness.
47:36I was thinking the same thing.
47:38I don't know why, but it just feels like we're pretending still, you know?
47:45Yeah.
47:46Yeah.
47:47You know, maybe we were just better off as friends.
47:52Way better.
47:54Look, and as my friend, um, I need you to do something for me.
48:04Anything.
48:05Take it easy on Rain.
48:11Accept that.
48:12Hey.
48:13No.
48:14Hey, look.
48:15You owe me.
48:16You owe me.
48:18Come here.
48:31You, um, you kind of scared me out there.
48:36Are you, uh, you okay?
48:39Yeah, um, I think I just had a panic attack, so.
48:46You know, I actually have some, like, breathing techniques my therapist showed me.
48:49If you ever, uh, if you ever want them, I can, I can, I can give you them.
48:57I can let them.
48:58You go to therapy?
49:02I'm trying to be better, you know, working on my delinquency.
49:14Look, I'm, um, I'm really sorry about all that shit that I said.
49:21I, um, I was such a massive bitch.
49:25I, I had no idea, and...
49:28No, how, how could you, Skylar?
49:32I've been giving you shit for lying this whole time, and I haven't been honest for any of it.
49:35Like, you asked me why I've, um, I've been such a dick to you these last couple of years.
49:45I wanted to get your attention.
49:47I wanted you to look at me, or just, or talk to me, even if it was with, uh, with pure, unadulterated loathing.
49:59Anything.
50:04Anything you had to give.
50:06Because you're everything, Skylar.
50:15Well, in that case, um, you should know.
50:23Jesse and I, we, um, we broke up.
50:39Yeah, you, um, you were right, actually.
50:44We don't fit together.
50:47I need someone who challenges me.
50:59Someone who makes sure that I pencil in time for hijinks.
51:03Oh.
51:04Yeah, of course.
51:07Someone who will grab me and kiss me in the middle of the dorm when I am making up.
51:17I don't know.
51:20If I'm the one you want.
51:25Should I go, go, go, go, go?
51:28Or should I leave this on?
51:33Because lately, I've been getting this feeling that you won't like me too.
51:40And just maybe I could take all the risk for you.
51:45I don't feel like I should tell you.
52:07Um, I'm a virgin.
52:16With you being such an overachiever, I'm surprised you haven't checked it off your list already.
52:21Yeah, well, I'm uptight. Remember?
52:27Mm-hmm, yeah, I remember. I guess I better help you relax then, huh?
52:37Tell me what I should do to you.
52:42Because lately I've been getting the feeling that you have let me know your cause.
52:50And just maybe I could take a little rest for you.
52:55Make my move.
52:58Oh, I'm a virgin.
53:07Oh, yeah, let's get this thing started off with a bang. Racers, please make your way to the starting line.
53:14Hey, I'm sorry about you losing out to rain twice now. And I'm also sorry you're about to lose out to me.
53:20Oh, you sure about that?
53:22I'm positive. Just don't cry when I smoke you.
53:25You're on.
53:29You really love my sloppy seconds, don't you?
53:32Carly, let's go back to ground rules, okay? Don't talk to me.
53:40Gotcha.
53:42Um, break a leg.
53:45Literally.
53:47On your marks, get set, go!
53:53Ow.
53:55Woo! What a finish! Go, Skylar!
54:02You do realize we have an audience, don't you?
54:14Come on.
54:16Take a risk.
54:17Oh, no, I've created a monster, haven't I?
54:20Oh.
54:21Ijust mid toeroflag.
54:27That's awesome.
54:30Oh.
54:34Oh, my God!
54:39components, yes.
54:42Oh, my God!
54:44Oh, no, no, no.
54:46Oh, my God!
54:47Oh.
54:48Yeah.