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00:00The two most talked about prospects in the world, Canada's Shane Hollander and Rush's Azealia Rosanoff.
00:06It's Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:08We've seen each other a while.
00:10Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:12What is your room number?
00:14This is such a bad idea.
00:15You're not going to tell anyone because no one can know.
00:18A whole lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:20Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:22My what?
00:22So what's my name going to be?
00:24Dream.
00:24How much pressure do you feel from the fans, from the hockey world in general?
00:30What was that?
00:30Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:32What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:35No one is looking.
00:36You don't know that.
00:37Hollander, it's your next season.
00:54Hollander, it's your next season.
01:24Hollander, it's your next season.
01:26Hollander, it's your next season.
01:27Hollander, it's your next season.
01:28Hollander, it's your next season.
01:30Hollander, it's your next season.
01:30Hollander, it's your next season.
01:31Hollander, it's your next season.
01:32Hollander, it's your next season.
01:33Hollander, it's your next season.
01:34Hollander, it's your next season.
01:35Hollander, it's your next season.
01:36Hollander, it's your next season.
01:37Hollander, it's your next season.
01:38Hollander, it's your next season.
01:39Hollander, it's your next season.
01:40Hollander, it's your next season.
01:41Hollander, it's your next season.
01:42Hollander, it's your next season.
01:43Hollander, it's your next season.
01:44Hollander, it's your next season.
01:45Good job, give you a hand, a golden star, you think you're clever, good ride, she took a break, made a mistake, when she met Trevor, que los forever, que los forever, que los forever, que los forever, que los forever.
02:15Que los forever.
02:45I know you're up at night, hunched over your phone like a treat up a hill, it's crooked from the wind that bites.
03:01You say you're lost to seek all the power in your life, you're washed up irrelevant, I'm standing in my light, I'm standing in my light, I'm standing in my light.
03:20You say you're scared, you're lost people do.
03:37You say you're lost people do.
03:41In spite of everything I guess there's just a city.
03:45Nice job.
03:47Now get out of the way.
03:49Good job.
03:51Just take a fucking hand, I said I'll see ya, you wanna be ya, you wanna be ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya.
04:00Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
04:24I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:26I fucking mean what I mean.
04:27You're burning a fake Rosanoff oxide right now.
04:30The fuck does that mean?
04:32They do it to you all the time in Boston.
04:33You want to see it?
04:34No, thanks.
04:35Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:37Yeah, Mitty, they'll be weird somewhere else.
04:40I'm not even that.
04:42Whatever you need, Captain.
04:44Hey, Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in late time?
04:50Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
04:55Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game.
04:58But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:02And how about that other team?
05:05Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:07He had a hat-trick last week, and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:10Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:11No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:14Thanks, guys.
05:14I'll see you next time.
05:44I'll see you next time.
06:14I'll see you next time.
06:44Wow, this Montreal girl works you up, brother.
06:54Shut your idiot face, Marley.
06:56You're straight up blushing, Ross.
06:57Well, no.
06:58Never in life have I blushed.
07:00Russians do not do this.
07:07Good game.
07:08Good game.
07:09Good game.
07:10Good game.
07:14You will murder me.
07:19Maybe.
07:20Get in.
07:25Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:28What the fuck?
07:30You were hard, weren't you?
07:31For how long?
07:32The whole game.
07:34You're such a fucking ass.
07:36You missed me, didn't you?
07:38I fucking didn't.
07:40And I still beat your ass.
07:41Oh, barely.
07:44Wow, nice place.
07:50Thanks.
07:52I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one.
07:57Right next door.
07:59I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:04Mr. Businessman.
08:05Shut up.
08:06Mr. Landlord.
08:09You asked.
08:09No, I didn't.
08:24So where do you want me?
08:26In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:29Fuck you.
08:30Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:36No.
08:38I hired someone.
08:40A designer.
08:42You think there is enough?
08:44Such an asshole.
08:47I think maybe you'll like it.
08:50I can smell the cigarettes from here.
08:52I had one.
08:54You shouldn't be smoking.
08:55And you shouldn't be talking.
09:01Come here.
09:02No, you come here.
09:03No, you come here.
09:04No, you come here.
09:17You still want?
09:20I still want.
09:20Don't worry, it will fit.
09:40Wow, wow.
09:42You think this will be enough?
09:44Fuck off.
09:50Please don't go.
10:20Oh, my God.
10:32He's okay.
10:33He's okay.
10:33He's okay.
10:50Oh, shit.
10:51I'm sorry.
10:54Is he okay?
10:55I'm okay.
10:55It's you.
11:07It's you.
11:09Okay.
11:11It's you.
11:15It's you.
11:19It's you.
11:23It's so good.
11:24It's all right.
11:48Are you?
11:50Oh, God.
11:51What the hell are you?
12:03What the hell are you?
12:09What the hell are you?
12:17Now the bed's all dirty.
12:20What?
12:22Shut up.
12:27It will show it now, okay?
12:29You killed me, Lunder.
12:54I'm dead.
12:56That was so fucking hot.
13:03Worth the wait.
13:04I should go.
13:16I should go.
13:20So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:31Oh, right.
13:32Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:38Mm, yes.
13:40My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:43They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4 a.m. to watch every game.
13:47I bet, uh, uh, I bet, uh, your parents will be there, right?
13:53My father, yes.
13:55Maybe my brother, but who knows.
13:58Cool.
13:59Anyways, I'm psyched.
14:01I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:03Dreaming of what?
14:04Ron's medal.
14:06You fucking wish, dude.
14:07Hey, uh, remember when I made you come and it was free?
14:15Don't fuck yourself, Rosno.
14:18Such a good drink.
14:20Your cab is definitely here.
14:32Bye.
14:37Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:45For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games,
14:48and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:51What an embarrassing and too promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
14:56A hard pill to swallow on all mice,
14:59and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff,
15:02chosen as his country's captain.
15:07All in there.
15:32What's up, motherfucker?
15:32Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:36Be nice, Bonnie.
15:37Nice to fucking lost Latvia.
15:39Did you see that game?
15:40Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:42A debacle.
15:43Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:45Uh, I don't know.
15:46Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:48I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:50Uh-uh.
15:51So you say this year, baby, we're fucking coming for you.
15:53Okay.
15:53Trust me.
15:53You look great in Silver, Bonnie.
15:55Don't even stress.
15:55Oh, good one.
15:59Does your room have that smell?
16:01Yes.
16:02Yes, it does.
16:03Is it black mold?
16:05Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:06Yeah, he's probably right.
16:07The good news is, we're not going to be here long.
16:09All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
16:11My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:12We're trained together.
16:14Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:16I'd love to show up for him.
16:17Hell yeah, man.
16:18Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:21What do you mean?
16:24Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:26I mean, if I can pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like, hey, here's
16:32me.
16:33Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:36Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:37I'm going to move.
16:38Go, go.
16:40Go, go.
16:40Go, go, go.
16:42Go!
16:42Go, go, go.
16:53Go, go.
16:54Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:11Yeah, he did.
17:15I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:24Hey.
17:41I'm not here.
17:42No, I'm not.
17:45I saw you up here.
17:46I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:47Fine.
17:49Go sit down.
17:53We hit.
17:54We are not anything.
17:57Go away, Holander.
18:04Are you okay?
18:07Please, go.
18:09You didn't answer my text.
18:12No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:14Now you go.
18:17Fine.
18:19Fuck.
18:19I'll be right back.
18:20I'll be right back.
18:21You need to do it.
18:34Yes, my father.
18:36Minister wants to meet you today evening, regardless of what you want.
18:43This is my honor.
18:45You have to be praised.
18:47After yesterday, you lost...
18:53...Latvian.
18:54...Latvian.
18:56And he's still drinking.
18:58How did you do it?
19:00Do you not regret it?
19:01Not regret it.
19:03Not so much.
19:04They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:07It's not a game, it's a game.
19:09It's a real shame.
19:11It's a real shame that you showed in childhood.
19:15Now I'm playing better than when I am.
19:18Our team is damaged.
19:20The team is playing.
19:21Playing?
19:22What is this American absurd?
19:24What is it playing?
19:26You're a captain, you're playing them playing.
19:29You're always looking for someone who's guilty from childhood.
19:34You're a man of power.
19:35Who's hurt?
19:36Who's hurt?
19:37Who's hurt?
19:38Who's hurt you?
19:39Your mother?
19:42She doesn't know this one.
19:43She doesn't know this one.
19:49No, my father.
19:52Mom dead.
19:53You remember her.
19:55You remember her?
19:58I was in view of her mother.
20:01Where's Polina?
20:04In Moscow?
20:07Of course.
20:13We need to go.
20:15In the evening.
20:19To meet with the minister.
20:24Yes.
20:25Ready?
20:26Let's go.
20:28Sure.
20:29Of course.
20:30Is that their rebellious?
20:32Of course.
20:33My name is Vahelvich, Vahelvich, Vahelvich está.
20:34Vahelvich, Vahelvich.
20:35Well, he didn't have any form in, but not there is.
20:38It's Tom, to him, he needs to be treated for another one.
20:42Not at all.
20:43It's very good.
20:45Gorgeous, it's not good.
20:46It's good.
20:47It's a good issue.
20:48It's a better.
20:49It's a problem with leadership.
20:51It's a bad issue.
20:53I move forward.
20:55I'm not too much talking about it.
21:03You're my angel. You talk too much, especially when it's about hockey.
21:09Only when we win, dad.
21:11I'm going to go to a bar, and he needs one more time.
21:16Look how she's behind you.
21:20Thank you very much.
21:22I'm an angel. It would be nice if I remember it.
21:26I want you to be.
21:28I want you to be interested in it.
21:31I want you to be interested in it.
21:34I want you to be interested in it.
21:37I want you to be interested in it.
21:39I want you to be interested in it.
21:41I want you to be interested in it.
21:43I want you to be interested in it.
21:45I want you to be interested in it.
21:47I want you to be interested in it.
21:49It's been a long time, Sasha.
22:00I think you played well.
22:02I would like to say thank you, but I know that you didn't watch any other games.
22:06For those who have been a whole life son of a coach for hockey,
22:09you have to avoid this.
22:11I sometimes blame you.
22:14When I understand what it costs, I blame you.
22:18It doesn't matter for you.
22:21It doesn't matter?
22:22Why did you decide that?
22:24My father...
22:25Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:28You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:31And you don't care about these crazy games,
22:34when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:37Really?
22:38Yes, it's true.
22:39Hunter and Admiral won't go through New Jersey,
22:41but New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:45I think you'll win this year.
22:47You'll win this year.
22:48In this year?
22:49Yes, in this year.
22:50Because I think he's traumatized.
22:55Where do you know everything?
22:57On the extrasens.
22:58With the aggravated war, you can say it's a bad thing.
23:02You've seen the league.
23:03You've seen the league.
23:04You've seen the league.
23:05You've seen it.
23:06You've seen it.
23:07It's a lot of fun.
23:08You'll win this year.
23:09Then you'll win this year.
23:10You'll win this year.
23:11You'll win this year.
23:12in the West, in Chicago, not so much earlier.
23:16In the final, most likely, they will be in San Francisco,
23:20and they are good, but too young.
23:23So you win the Coupe Xenia for a year earlier than I did.
23:31No, thank you. It's time to sleep.
23:33Tomorrow you should be perfect.
23:36You should be perfect.
23:38You should be perfect.
23:40But you need to talk about it.
23:43We'll see you later.
23:45See you later.
23:46See you later.
23:47See you later.
23:52Well, what?
23:56How are you, Sasha?
23:58There is cool.
24:01I just love this place.
24:04I just love this place,
24:07and it's just a funny,
24:09and girls?
24:10I love this place.
24:12And boys...
24:16You've seen the French people here?
24:19Yeah, or?
24:23I have no respect.
24:27Oh, my God, I don't know anything.
24:33You don't know anything, you don't joke, you don't flirt at all.
24:45Before, you were more fun.
24:52Do you remember?
24:57Here? Seriously?
25:07The danger was before you. If you remember me, don't be afraid.
25:17We're the same, Sasha.
25:21Yes, it's true.
25:28It's okay.
25:31Okay, go where else.
25:36No.
25:46Okay.
25:48I'll find a party.
25:51Okay.
25:59Okay.
26:00I was happy to see you.
26:06Okay.
26:07Captain's here.
26:08Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
26:13What am I supposed to do in this?
26:14I don't know. My mom told me to get by.
26:16Oh, my God.
26:17There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:18Okay, playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
26:23That's not a rule. You just made that up.
26:24Oh, Hollander!
26:25It's not a rule. It's not a rule.
26:26It's not a rule.
26:27Unfortunately, it is.
26:28Fuck you, Hollander.
26:29You can barely even grow one.
26:30No, no. Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:31Fuck you, AJ.
26:32Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:33Stop!
26:34It's not a rule. It's not a rule.
26:35It's not a rule.
26:36It's not a rule.
26:37It's not a rule.
26:38It's not a rule.
26:39Unfortunately, it is.
26:40Fuck you, Hollander.
26:41You can barely even grow one.
26:42No, no. Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:44Fuck you, AJ.
26:45Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:47Stop!
26:49Boys, it's starting.
26:51Turn it up.
26:52It's game six and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
26:55You know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
26:58Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:01A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:06Ooh!
27:07He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:11Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:14Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:18I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:22I don't need to think about that.
27:23That was yesterday.
27:24That was before.
27:25Now, I only need one thing.
27:29I need to win.
27:34Here.
27:35At home.
27:36Tonight.
27:38As much fun as it would be to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:42But I want to hear our fans.
27:44I want to hear them scream.
27:47I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:52I know you can do it.
27:54I've seen you fucking do it.
27:55I've seen every one of you do it.
27:58So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:02Because this is our fucking night.
28:07This is our fucking cup.
28:10Fucking fuck San Francisco!
28:13I can't believe that asshole is about to win the cup.
28:27Shane hates him the most.
28:29What?
28:30You hate Rosenhoff.
28:31Of course.
28:32But, he's very good at hockey.
28:35The best probably.
28:36Eh, nah.
28:37You're the fucking best all ender.
28:39Yeah.
28:40Okay?
28:41Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russia.
28:44And that is that.
28:45The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:49What a comeback story this year from Lilia Rosenhoff.
28:52The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
28:55Leading his team in block shots.
28:57In shots against.
28:58And obviously, it comes out.
29:03That's an animal!
29:05Oh, God.
29:06To Michelle!
29:11Oh, God!
29:13Whoa!
29:18Well, I'm not I mean, great to myself.
29:23Probably like Andrew and I were going to take over.
29:24Maybe I came home from David to who would win aск.
29:26No drama with you, I couldn't even ensure you were.
29:28Not the wrestle on you.
29:29Yes.
29:30But we love all the 녹XC but he feels good to glow on you.
29:31Because when my 여xc, that's the tw 복.
29:32Not theestra photo on me.
29:33Waits...
29:34Hey, look.
29:35Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:36Five seconds.
29:37Yeah, 25 seconds.
29:38Or even doing.
29:41And now, presenting the Lord's Tower Award.
29:44I was busy.
29:45Was who?
29:45Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
29:54But the most important thing...
29:57Is the friends we make along the way.
30:01Hey, before we give out next award,
30:04can I get a selfie with you?
30:06What?
30:07Come on.
30:08When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:10Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:19Great.
30:20Give me your number.
30:21I'll text them to you.
30:22No chance.
30:25And the Lord's Tower Award for most sportsmanlike player
30:27goes to...
30:29Who's going to bless you?
31:13What?
31:14What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:17You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:21You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:27So yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:32Well?
31:36I want you to suck my dick.
31:38Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:40You suck my dick.
31:42You suck my dick.
31:55Maybe yes, nicely.
32:03Yeah.
32:04Please.
32:05If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick, you will have to ask nicer than that.
32:19Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:28Please.
32:29No.
32:44What?
32:45No.
32:46We will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring party after.
32:56And then, when I've been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room, and I will maybe, maybe do more than just suck your dick.
33:07When did your English?
33:08When did your English get so good?
33:14I, uh, I read the New Yorker now.
33:17Really?
33:18No.
33:19The New Yorker is boring.
33:23My dad loves it.
33:26Ah.
33:27So being boring is, is genetic.
33:30Wow.
33:31Genetic.
33:32And let's make a deal.
33:40If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:47And if you win?
33:48Good luck to me.
34:07Good luck to me.
34:07Let's get back.
34:29What?
34:29Get down, bye.
34:31Congratulations.
34:56Now take off your clothes.
34:59You're such an asshole.
35:01You're such an asshole.
35:31You're such an asshole.
35:32See.
35:33You're such an asshole.
35:37No.
35:38No.
35:39No.
35:40No.
35:41No.
35:42No.
35:43No.
35:44No.
35:45What?
35:48Just a lot of windows.
36:11Good.
36:13Now get on the bed.
36:15Good.
36:20This is a good hotel.
36:22Very nice vodka.
36:24It's hard to find in America.
36:27Okay.
36:30Touch yourself.
36:31What?
36:32Show up for me. I want to watch you.
36:35You what?
36:36It's my special day, Hollander. I want to watch.
36:39I've never...
36:40No shit.
36:41Fuck you.
36:42Give me some vodka at least.
36:45No, no, no.
36:46Vodka is for after. It's your reward.
36:48No, no, no.
36:49No, no.
36:50Vodka is for after.
36:51No, no, no.
36:55I've never seen anything in this park.
36:57Okay.
37:01Yeah, yeah.
37:03I'm not even sure you went through this car.
37:05do you want to know how it feels how it feels holding the cup you fucking asshole i can barely
37:34describe it oh my god hollander
37:50are you gonna fuck me we will see
38:04i need you what you know tell me
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