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03:57They were on board to replace someone called Roger Trevithick.
04:00He was on a mission in Scotland, so he made his replacement.
04:04Is that what he says?
04:05Yup.
04:24The thing about Roger Trevithick, did that come from HR?
04:26How should I know? General.
04:28Sergeant Shackery, welcome aboard.
04:31And you are?
04:32Oh, Barclay Pierre DuPont, sir. I'm Roger Trevithick's replacement.
04:36Oh, the civilian. Read and assess.
04:38I just wanted to say about Roger Trevithick. Did that come from HR?
04:41Barclay Pierre DuPont, does that surname make you French?
04:44Yeah, my father, sir.
04:46Trivion.
04:53Barclay.
04:54I, uh...
04:57Pip, innit?
04:58Yeah.
04:59Um...
05:00Replacing Roger Trevithick.
05:01Oh, my god, yeah.
05:02Okay, we arrive on Cabrera at 0900 local time.
05:06From there we get taken to the island of Dragonera.
05:09The village is called Cala Escondida, designated prime location.
05:13There's a lot to take in, so I suggest you make a start.
05:28Oh, son.
05:36Wow.
05:37Amazing, isn't it?
05:38Mind alone.
05:39The thing about Roger Trevithick...
05:40The...
05:41I replaced him with...
05:42...
05:46...
05:47...
05:48...
05:49...
05:50...
05:51...
06:01...
06:21as Roger Trevithick's replacement.
06:23How was the baby?
06:24Yeah, the baby was fine.
06:25But the thing is, I just got stuck on the list in HR.
06:30Roger Trevithick's replacement.
06:31I get, like, memos.
06:32I mean, there's one time I even got tickets to Japan, and I'd email him.
06:35I'd say, look, look, I'm not Roger Trevithick's replacement.
06:39So?
06:40So I'm not Roger Trevithick's replacement.
06:42Oh, great day.
06:46Ten.
06:47You're ten.
06:48Look, don't talk to me.
06:49And I didn't show you anything.
06:50Yeah, but what do I do?
06:52I work in transport.
06:53I just booked the taxis.
07:08All troops.
07:24As of now, the Mediterranean is hostile territory.
07:36Village evacuated.
07:37The border established at 10 kilometers, sir.
07:40This entire coastline belongs to us.
08:08They hung it far away from the village like they were scared of it.
08:11Even in death.
08:12They hung it far away from the village like they were scared of it.
08:13Even in death.
08:15And We love you.
08:21Let's get about to get ready.
08:22Oh.
08:25Going to drop.
08:26And youicking the place out in front of the организm?
08:28You're not feeling too soft?
08:30Don't run.
08:31To全 bust.
08:32Can't bust.
08:32The entire nation is in progress.
08:43Colonel.
08:44General.
08:46Quite a sight, isn't it?
08:50Caught five kilometers off the coast.
08:52They shot it dead, but then thought they could make money out of it.
08:56Hold it up, the monster from the deep.
09:03We saw it online, declared it a hoax.
09:06Flew in from Madrid, sealed the place off.
09:08But it's quite defined.
09:11It's the first time we've seen one exactly like this.
09:15Mythology and superstition, we call them sea devils,
09:18but they're better than that now.
09:22Let's say, uh...
09:24Homo aqua.
09:27We think their species branched off from tenospondyls,
09:29which means the correct name is homospondyl erectus.
09:33I say Homo aqua, because that's what it looks like.
09:37Do we have a sex?
09:39Difficult to say.
09:41The genitalia suggests reptilian cloaca,
09:43which is found on both male and female.
09:45What about the neck?
09:47Was there a pearl?
09:48Plain and simple.
09:52Nothing artificial.
09:54Calcium carbonate.
09:5660% tarragonite.
09:5840% calcite.
10:00Then I suggest we return it to its rightful place.
10:07Every time you find a creature like this, we find the pearl.
10:09It might be simple decoration.
10:12Mankind has worn pearls ever since God knows when.
10:15But every pearl gets analyzed, and we found nothing.
10:18No technology, no inscription.
10:21But still, it doesn't signify a caste or a belief or identity.
10:27The pearl is always located at the base of the throat,
10:31actually embedded in the skin.
10:36We think it's placed there at birth.
10:39It goes back at least 2,000 years, sir,
10:42the use of pearls as jewelry.
10:45It's said Cleopatra removed her pearl earring,
10:48dissolved it in vinegar, and drank it in front of Mark Antony.
10:52Could be useful to file that.
10:55Ready for the deep scan?
10:57Yes, sir.
10:58Yes, sir.
10:59Corporal Morgan, you can join the team here,
11:01and liaise with Sergeant Brock.
11:03Thank you, Miss Soho. I think your team could stand out.
11:05Thank you, sir.
11:06Pluck it up.
11:07Yes, Sergeant.
11:09Bring in the papers there.
11:11Sure.
11:28Charge him up.
11:29Copy, sir.
11:31You're welcome.
11:32You're welcome.
11:33You're welcome.
11:34You're welcome.
11:35Cheers.
11:37You're welcome.
11:38Cheers.
11:40I just wonder what they're doing.
11:42You're welcome.
11:43You're welcome.
11:44You're welcome.
11:46You're welcome.
11:47Cheers.
11:49I just wonder what they're doing here.
11:51I mean, it's a pond, the Mediterranean.
11:52It's got no depth.
11:53January 2020, there was an avalanche underwater, lasting two days off the west coast of Africa, spreading over 1,200 kilometers.
12:08Massive event.
12:09All hidden under the sea.
12:10You think it was them?
12:11It's severed communications cables, which I think is significant.
12:15They're waking up.
12:16Now the world is two-thirds water.
12:18Now the world is two-thirds water.
12:19It's two-thirds water.
12:21It's two-thirds water.
12:22It's two-thirds water.
12:23I just wonder what they're doing here?
12:24I mean, it's a pond, the Mediterranean.
12:25It's got no depth.
12:26January 2020, there was an avalanche underwater, lasting two days off the west coast of Africa, spreading over 1,200 kilometers.
12:31Massive event.
12:32All hidden under the sea.
12:34You think it was them?
12:36now the world is two-thirds water it's us against them
12:56well i think they heard that what was that said a translation pulse
13:03we said hello
13:33um can we use our phones yet no
13:47no no no it's a true story that's why people die the most common domestic accident they fall
14:06downstairs break their necks so what are you supposed to do well you go like this as you
14:10fall you starfish yeah it jams you into the stairwell you stop falling but who is going
14:15to remember that you're falling you don't think what do i do what kind of fish that's the point
14:21no one remembers so you die
14:36anyway right do you take sugar no thanks
14:38whoa what the what what's all this what's wrong muddy boots something's leaking bloody
14:46out careful is it chemicals whoa
14:50what is it
14:59well i don't know
15:07no hold on to me
15:11oh
15:17we need help
15:27Ah! Please!
15:58What's happened?
15:59We have to decontaminate, sir.
16:00But tell me what's happened.
16:01I'm sorry, sir, you'll be able to see once you...
16:03Captain, tell me what's happened!
16:04They've gone, sir.
16:06What do you mean?
16:07Everything's gone.
16:20Who was on duty?
16:21Corporate Morgan and Private Abdullah.
16:23Then where are they?
16:24Then where's that... thing?
16:26We were just seconds away, they can't have got far.
16:41Hold on!
16:42Keep the area clear.
16:43But they've stripped the place bare.
16:45Where did everything go?
16:46Who was on duty?
16:47Corporate Morgan, Private Abdullah.
16:49Please report your location.
16:50We can search the village, sir.
16:53Corporate Morgan.
16:54Corporate Morgan,
16:56Private Abdullah.
16:57Please report!
17:02Corporate Morgan.
17:05Private Abdullah.
17:06Private Abdallah.
17:21Corporal Morgan.
17:24Private Abdallah, please report your location.
17:28Corporal Morgan. Private Abdallah.
17:53What's that?
17:55Huh?
17:57Boy, sir.
18:17It was 28.
18:22I wanted to say sorry. You had to see that.
18:24You got the wrong one.
18:25That was your first death. I'm sorry.
18:28No. I'm here by mistake. Okay?
18:32I haven't got clearance. I'm grade 10.
18:34I work in transport. I'm a clerk.
18:37You were meant to have Roger Trubivic, right? I've just ended up here by mistake. I shouldn't be here.
18:44Are you saying you're here by accident?
18:47Yes, sir.
18:48And that, I suspect, is how history has made. One great big chain of mistakes.
19:00But still, the unit protocol states, at times of historical or cultural or political impact, a member of the civilian staff must stand alongside the military as witness.
19:14And they could not be more civilian than you.
19:17Too late to turn back now, Barkley. Welcome aboard.
19:30Typical military intelligence.
19:32I got a first-class degree and did intensive training at St Andrews for three years to get here.
19:37You blundered in by mistake.
19:40By mistake.
19:43Yeah.
19:46I'm the one who orders the cars and finds cheaper lorries.
19:50But I met the doctor once.
19:54No way.
19:56Last year in the tower he said hello and then he... and off he went.
20:02What was he like?
20:03Just like...
20:07Just like...
20:09He's vivid.
20:11You know?
20:15It's just this tiny little moment that...
20:20I think about it every second of every day.
20:29That creature, what was it?
20:34The Unified Intelligence Task Force was created to deal with alien life forms, but...
20:41This species isn't alien.
20:44They're from Earth. They were here before us.
20:48But...
20:50What did they die out?
20:52They hibernated.
20:54Underground.
20:56And this was when the Earth was...
20:58Young, because the planet reformed around them and sealed them in.
21:01Sometimes proof is found and...
21:04We hide it.
21:06What for?
21:08Think about it.
21:11They were here first, millions of years ago, so...
21:15The planet belongs to them.
21:17Technically, we inherited their world.
21:20But...
21:21If they're not dead...
21:25What if they want it back?
21:26They're back.
21:30Post-6-18!
21:31We're at 9!
21:32We have a life force!
21:34Let's go!
21:35We have a life force!
21:36FOX cię!
21:38Tänk!
21:42Tänk!
21:43Tänk!
21:45Tänk!
21:47Tänk!
21:48Tänk!
21:49Tänk!
21:52Tänk!
21:54Tänk!
21:55What's that? What's that for?
22:02You're the civilian witness. You record everything.
22:04That could be our testimony if we get killed.
22:06If we get what?
22:25At my command, arms down.
22:38How are we on translation?
22:40Aligned and running.
22:42Three, two, one.
22:44Ready to calibrate, sir.
22:46As soon as it talks, we can capture the sound.
22:55Running translation, sir.
23:15We are calibrated, sir.
23:17Ready to go.
23:19My name is General Austin Pierce.
23:33And I represent the Unified Military Task Force of the Combined Nations of the Dry Lands of Earth.
23:39And I welcome you into diplomatic control.
23:42Concord is a big concept. Sorry, can we take another word, please?
23:51Meeting.
23:54I welcome you into this diplomatic meeting.
23:57You killed us.
24:10Oh, God. Oh, no.
24:12You then took two lives.
24:16And now, I suggest we start.
24:27Agreed.
24:31Agreed.
24:34I hope we can meet in peace.
24:41Agreed.
24:42And learn from each other.
24:46Agreed.
24:47And work to forge a friendship between the land and the sea.
24:57Is that agreed?
24:58Agreed.
24:59Told you that.
25:07But...
25:13We do not...
25:16agree.
25:22Do not agree with...
25:27We would talk to all your animals.
25:31Humans.
25:32We would talk to all humanity.
25:38No, sorry, sir.
25:39It's...
25:40It's not wood in the conditional tense, sir.
25:43It's...
25:44We all talk.
25:46All.
25:47All of us.
25:50Oh, my God.
25:54It means all of them.
25:57Repeat the declaration of peace.
26:02Repeat the declaration of peace.
26:03Yeah, I know.
26:09I say again.
26:13We come...
26:16in peace.
26:27No, no, no.
26:28Hold on.
26:29Sorry.
26:30We still haven't got the right translation.
26:31We all talk is...
26:32is a layered statement.
26:33There's another concept embedded.
26:34Could you say it again, please?
26:35Don't refer to them as male.
26:36I ask you to...
26:37Repeat your previous statement.
26:38For translation.
26:39We all talk is...
26:40Is a layered statement.
26:41There's another concept embedded.
26:42Could you say it again, please?
26:44Don't refer to them as male.
26:45I ask you to...
26:46Repeat your previous statement.
26:47For translation.
26:48We are talking to the whole world.
26:49We are talking to the whole world.
26:50Right now.
26:51Present tense.
26:52What do they mean?
26:53In what way?
26:54What do they mean?
26:55In what way?
27:22It's happening all over the world.
27:52Humanity reacts to the simple fact...
27:54... of the species that came before us...
27:55... has woken up.
28:08No, I'm afraid of it, too.
28:09It's not too hot.
28:10I know I'm afraid of it too.
28:11Oh, okay.
28:12I know.
28:13I know it's too hot.
28:14Oh, yeah.
28:15Oh!
28:16Oh!
28:17Oh, no.
28:18Oh, no.
28:19Oh, no.
28:20Oh!
28:21Oh!
28:22Oh!
28:23Oh!
28:24Oh!
28:25Oh!
28:26Oh!
28:27Oh!
28:28Oh!
28:29Oh!
28:30Oh!
28:31Oh!
28:32Oh!
28:33Oh!
28:35Oh!
28:36Oh!
28:37Oh!
28:38And the president has called for a new age of cooperation.
28:50It's being called H2O Diplomacy.
29:08H2O Diplomacy
29:38The first official meeting with Homo Aqua will begin here, on the banks of the Thames, inside Imperial House, behind me.
29:45That's the construction that's being called the Waterway.
29:49It's a specific demand from Homo Aqua as a junction between the water and the land.
29:54Some say it's a symbol of peace.
29:56Okay, so I can't do the 17th or the 24th, and I don't know yet about the 31sts.
30:01Bloody hell, you can't do that. That job of yours is useless.
30:05Kirby?
30:06Oh?
30:07Your dad said he can't come and get you for the next three weekends because he's not bothered.
30:10Is that a problem, Kirby?
30:12No.
30:13What about me? I've got plans.
30:15Yeah, so anyway, I have just put 3,000 quid in your account. Hope that's okay.
30:19What do you mean?
30:20Like I said.
30:21You did not.
30:22Where's that from?
30:23Well, I got promoted, thank you, but apparently my job's useless.
30:26Well, if I'm getting 3,000 pounds, how much did you get?
30:28Oh, that's nice.
30:30Well, you can get some extra cooks in now. We're out with the business.
30:33Funny thing is, but these sea devils, it's got Kirby watching proper TV again like the old days.
30:38Well, you can't say sea devils. They're called homospondils.
30:43All right, don't laugh. Don't laugh because homo doesn't mean gay.
30:47It does if you're my age.
30:48So, Homo Aqua's gay water?
30:50That's them, the gay waters.
30:52That's what you've been drinking, Kirby. Too much gay water.
30:54So, shut up.
30:57So, what's this promotion then? What are you doing?
31:00Uh, it's just, you know, just more admin.
31:19Oh, sweet.
31:24General Austin Pierce in Grid B2, seat 1. Morning, everyone.
31:31Very good morning to you, General Pierce, and to everyone on the record and for history.
31:36My name is Kate Lethbridge-Stewart, Commander-in-Chief of the Unified Intelligence Task Force.
31:41UNIT has been chosen to lead these talks because we stand above and outside all countries, borders, governments, and oceans of the world.
31:50We represent humanity.
31:52But today, we represent all life on Earth.
31:55And I hope this will be the start of a great endeavor to find peace between all of our kindred species.
32:03To begin the formal proceedings, confirm Downing Street online.
32:06Good morning, Prime Minister.
32:07Good morning, Kate.
32:10Extraordinary days.
32:11Spent a long time working hard to get the people's vote.
32:15Now we've got new people.
32:17White House online.
32:18Confirmed.
32:20All of the people Beijing.
32:21Confirmed.
32:22National Congress of Brazil.
32:24Confirmed.
32:25We have all 195 nations, ma'am.
32:27And do we have the ambassador?
32:29Approaching now.
32:30Apparently, he had the lobster thermidor last night against our advice.
32:36Let's hope that's not a major crime down below.
32:38Thank you, Mrs. Bingham.
32:39Let's concentrate.
32:40Eyes on the task.
32:41Pardon me, ma'am.
32:43General.
32:44Good to see you, sir.
32:46Very special day.
32:48Absolutely.
32:50Mr. St. Louis, how's the waterway?
32:52Are we ready to go?
32:53Stress is holding.
32:55Seals checked and secured.
32:56A-16 has been fixed.
32:58You know, the only way to see if this works is to do it.
33:02You've got quite a crowd.
33:04All under control.
33:05Ma'am, we have a press drone.
33:07Ready for that.
33:08Take them out.
33:09Wait, what?
33:13What was that?
33:16Paparazzi drawing.
33:17Did they see us?
33:18What week last?
33:19Don't you read anything?
33:19My family don't know where I am.
33:21They'd flip.
33:22Thanks to you, I'm not even allowed in this room.
33:25Very well done.
33:26That's Roger Trevetic.
33:32Prepare tank activation.
33:34Positions and good luck to us all.
33:37Confirm the perimeter is now secure, ma'am.
33:39All stations at Goldstein.
33:40Thank you if you could not interrupt.
33:43We have all comms focused and recording backups online.
33:47Good, good.
33:48Mrs. Bingham, let's begin.
33:49Initiate tank activation.
33:51And flood the tank.
33:55Open seals one, two, three.
34:07Open seals four, five.
34:10Take it up to 100 psi.
34:12Open seals six, seven, eight.
34:15Open seals five, six, seven, eight.
34:22Open seals five.
34:23Section 45, compromised.
34:25Just compromised.
34:26Emergency teeth.
34:27Be compromised.
34:34Get out!
34:39I'm coming!
34:40Oh
34:49Volume stable water filtered and purity at ninety eight percent nine hundred and forty thousand liters. Well done. Mrs. Bingham
34:56Thank you, mom
34:58Now are we ready?
35:00Let's welcome our guests open water lock one
35:11Looks like we have six life forms
35:15And a seventh for homeless Bondi Larectus aka home of aqua two of an unknown life form one of a second unknown
35:24Three different life forms in total
35:28General peers to all troops red status
35:32Red status
35:39And here they come
35:40Oh
36:03Two unknown life forms entering
36:10Oh
36:12Oh
36:14Oh
36:16Oh
36:18Oh
36:20Oh
36:22Oh
36:24Oh
36:26Oh
36:27It's just
36:28Oh
36:29Oh
36:30Oh
36:34What do we say?
36:35I'd call them
36:36Piscen Morpha Grandes
36:37Welcome to Piscen Morpha Grandes
36:40Does that mean big fish?
36:41Yup
36:42Focus
36:43Thank you
36:44That's the signal for the airlock.
36:56Third lifeform approaching.
37:01Ma'am, we don't know what that third lifeform is.
37:03Then the first gambit is to trust them, Colonel.
37:06Open the doors.
37:08Activating airlock pumps.
37:14Airlock at core capacity.
37:23Decontamination in progress.
37:44Oh my gosh.
37:46I'd say homomorphosapiens.
38:15Or to simplify, homo and tribune.
38:22Amazing.
38:24They killed two of us, remember?
38:27We killed them.
38:29That's what this is for, to bring peace.
38:33Ready with translations?
38:35I'm running, ready to go.
38:37Sir Jonathan.
38:39Good luck.
38:45I bid you welcome, on behalf of the human race.
38:55I stand here as...
38:57We do not need translation.
39:00Did we learn their language?
39:02No, we did not.
39:03Save the comments.
39:05Well, your, your English is excellent.
39:08My name is Russian.
39:12That's Russian.
39:15I'll play it, old man.
39:22I bring you greetings from the United Nations of this world,
39:25that we call Earth.
39:27It's a symbolic title of Indo-European origin
39:30that bears no disrespect to the oceans, seas, lakes, rivers and waterways around us.
39:36And I bring you a gift.
39:39Rhododendron nivale.
39:42The dwarf snow rhododendron.
39:45A flower that grows at the highest point on planet Earth, on the slopes of Mount Everest,
39:51four miles above sea level, perhaps never seen by your kind.
39:55Now, it carries a scent, um, uh, or a flavour, an essence that you will have never known before.
40:02Would you, um...
40:04This is given with respect.
40:16And the hope of peace between our species.
40:25We have a gift for you.
40:28My children.
40:34My children should have been born at the turn of the third cold current.
40:46But they choked on your oil.
40:49And poison.
40:51And excrement.
40:53Skip to 16.
40:54Sir Jonathan, go to 16, paragraph 10.
40:57I must state with vigour that we, we recognise the problem, that our solutions are remarkable.
41:06We do not know you.
41:08Well, I, I am Ambassador Sir Jonathan Hines.
41:13You are not known to us.
41:16We would speak with him.
41:20What?
41:26Me?
41:27Who the hell is he?
41:30Well, he's... nothing.
41:32He's no one.
41:33He... he's part of the team.
41:35He's the witness.
41:36He's the mistake.
41:37He was there by mistake.
41:38Give me intel on him.
41:39Now!
41:40Yes, ma'am.
41:41Right away, ma'am.
41:42No.
41:43Sorry.
41:44No, no.
41:45You, you, you got the wrong man.
41:47You showed respect.
41:48No, that's just, that's just a thing.
42:02You respected our fallen kin, when no others did.
42:07What are they, Christians now?
42:09Someone tell me what's going on.
42:11I'm not even religious.
42:12I don't know.
42:13But we saw your kindness.
42:16And we see you.
42:23Will you stand as ambassador?
42:25And talk on behalf of the entire human race?
42:34Okay.
42:35Well, let's dance in, honestly.
42:46Why would you do it better?
42:48I'd센.
42:50That idea is they understand.
42:52So glad they meet friends.
42:54A good soulmate.
42:56God likes venir.
42:58I'll try with anybody else.
42:59This is all I love.
43:00That idea.
43:02Transcription by CastingWords
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