00:09:40There's an incoming transmission for you on the telecommunicator.
00:09:46This is Queen Morgana.
00:09:49Connect me.
00:10:10Commander Dana, I'll have contact with the palace in 30 seconds.
00:10:15I'm on my way.
00:10:16How long do you have contact?
00:10:30Just a minute or so.
00:10:32Good.
00:10:33This is Commander Dana of the Phalanx.
00:10:36Good evening, Commander.
00:10:38This is Queen Morgana.
00:10:39What news have you brought me?
00:10:40Oh, good news, Your Highness.
00:10:42We have just passed the outer edges of the galaxy, and we will be at our final destination within a couple of hours.
00:10:49Excellent.
00:10:50Everyone well aboard the Phalanx?
00:10:52Just a little tired, but it's been a long voyage.
00:10:56But well worth it.
00:10:57Your mission's success is vital to every woman on Aqua Terra.
00:11:01We understand that, and we are prepared to sacrifice our very lives, if need be, to make the population of Aqua Terra go on.
00:11:10I trust that's not necessary.
00:11:13You have your instructions.
00:11:14As soon as this transmission has ended, you may open them.
00:11:18They are quite clear.
00:11:20Understood.
00:11:21One last thing, Commander.
00:11:22Please don't get your emotions involved with this mission.
00:11:26Remember, Aqua Terra is a planet of women who love other women.
00:11:32Please keep this in mind, and good luck.
00:11:36I will.
00:11:38Commander Dana, signing off.
00:11:48Can we open the instructions now?
00:11:50That's what the boss lady says.
00:12:20But this means, I know, we are instructed to make contact with male species of Earth, have vigorous sexual activity with them,
00:12:47and then bring the most potent specimen back to Aqua Terra for Queen Morgana's breeding program.
00:12:55We have undertaken this mission every 20 years, to ensure that the female population of Aqua Terra continues into the future.
00:13:04But I've never had sex with a man before.
00:13:08What is that like?
00:13:10They are disgustingly vile creatures who are absolutely worthless.
00:13:14In fact, thinking of them touching me, makes my skin crawl with cooties.
00:13:20By what means, shall we gather the specimen?
00:13:24I have some educational videos we can watch.
00:13:27They should tell us everything.
00:13:29Come on, let's go.
00:13:30It is a perilous mission that has to be made, but vital to our survival.
00:13:52Will they really have sex with men?
00:13:55It's a sacrifice that has to be made.
00:13:59What are their chances of survival?
00:14:01Good.
00:14:02But nobody ever returns from Earth unchanged.
00:14:05They must surrender their body to preserve the life as we know and cherish here on Aqua Terra.
00:14:12They are so brave.
00:14:14Yes, they are.
00:14:15I wouldn't want to be them.
00:14:17Me neither.
00:14:18You wanted to see me, Professor Quatermass?
00:14:35Miss Reed, yes.
00:14:37I have been looking over your report on the misalignment of the Milky Way during months with the letter R in them,
00:14:44and, frankly, I'm quite surprised.
00:14:47Really?
00:14:48Yes, I am quite surprised that all of your pages are blank.
00:14:54Oh.
00:14:55I have no recourse but to fail you, Miss Reed,
00:14:58which I see is a clean sweep of all of the classes you've signed up to take at this university.
00:15:04It's not a pretty sight, sir.
00:15:06No, it's not, Kim.
00:15:07Do you have any explanation?
00:15:11I have a learning disability.
00:15:14Really?
00:15:14I'm sorry to hear that.
00:15:16Do you want to talk about it?
00:15:16Well, I just can't seem to focus because all I can think about is sex.
00:15:24Sex?
00:15:27Yeah, sex.
00:15:28Day and night, night and day.
00:15:30It's all consuming.
00:15:32I'm having a hard time believing that, Kim.
00:15:35That's a little far-fetched, wouldn't you say?
00:15:38No, sir.
00:15:39Even as I sit here failing your wonderful class, I just can't help but think about how your hot, wet tongue would feel all over my heaving bosoms.
00:15:55Truly?
00:15:57Truly?
00:15:58Truly.
00:16:00I just wish there was something I could do to earn a little extra credit so that my family wasn't completely crushed when I went home a total failure.
00:16:09If only there was something I could do.
00:16:14Well, I could put you down for a little extra assignment.
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