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00:00It's right next door.
00:01No, I mean, not your boy.
00:03It's always Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:06He's hot.
00:07We should let him listen like my thing.
00:09He's an asshole, right?
00:10Yeah, basically.
00:11The record for this event currently held by the New York Admiral's Scott Hunter.
00:16I'll have to see Rosanoff in a homeboy record for more than a minute.
00:19Nice shooting, Rook.
00:20I thought it was Scott Hunter's year.
00:22Hey, can you believe Russia?
00:24Be nice, fine.
00:25Hey, what did Ross say about it?
00:26I don't know.
00:27Listen to me, that's for sure.
00:28We're not, like, friends or anything.
00:31No worries, I'm sure someone else grabbed him.
00:33Seriously, this year, baby, we're coming for you.
00:35Trust me.
00:35You look great in Silver Vani, don't even stress.
00:37Oh, good one.
00:51I want some ice cream bad, man.
00:53Do you not find it weird that we're in a beach town in Russia in February talking about getting ice cream?
00:59It's your Olympics, baby.
01:00I'm sure this should be, right?
01:03Hey, isn't that...
01:05Oh, yeah.
01:07All in there.
01:08What's up, motherfucker?
01:08All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
01:13My buddy Joe is in that program.
01:15We're training together.
01:16Would you guys be cool to do that?
01:18I'd love to show up for him.
01:19Oh, yeah, man.
01:20Show up for any dude who's that brave.
01:22What do you mean?
01:25Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
01:27I mean, fucking pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like, hey, here's me.
01:34Russia is not safe for folks like that.
01:38Fucking balls of steel, man.
01:40Nope.
01:40Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your one-stop hockey shop.
01:55Today's first period topic is the inevitable one for the Admirals.
01:58What has happened to Scott Hunter?
02:0070 points last season.
02:02Yes, and we're six games into this season.
02:05A season he, he called need to win.
02:08Those are his words, and he has zero, zero points.
02:12He's in a fog.
02:14His passes aren't connecting.
02:15He's barely skating.
02:17I can't imagine he's amazing in the room right now.
02:19And he's already been announced as Team USA captain at the Olympics in Russia.
02:38I am very sorry about that.
03:06Hopefully not a big deal.
03:07How may I help you?
03:09Uh, what's, uh, what's good?
03:12Um, just a bunch of very decent smoothies with deeply stupid names.
03:18Any allergies?
03:19No, no, no, I'm easy.
03:20Okay.
03:20Um, I mean, the best one's the blueberry one, but...
03:24Oh, you mean Blue Moon Over Brooklyn?
03:25Yeah.
03:26Yeah, that's it.
03:27But what?
03:28Oh, um, nothing.
03:30I mean, just when I make it for myself in the morning, I add a banana.
03:34Oh, so you're kind of wild.
03:36I mean, it wouldn't be the first time somebody's told me that.
03:41Uh, yeah, that actually sounds pretty good.
03:43Yeah?
03:43Blueberry with a banana.
03:45I take that.
03:46If it's okay to order off-menu.
03:49Yep.
03:49I mean, technically, it was my idea, so I think we can get away with it this time.
03:54Uh.
03:54Oh, you weren't kidding.
04:19It's really good.
04:20Oh, yeah.
04:21The banana makes a big difference, I think.
04:23Uh.
04:24I don't know.
04:26I guess it must.
04:31Here.
04:32Thanks.
04:35Um, that's way too much.
04:38It's for you.
04:39It's a great smoothie.
04:41Thanks again, Kip.
04:47Girl.
04:49Holy shit.
04:50Was that Scott Hunter?
04:56Was that what?
04:57Scott Hunter, the hockey player.
05:01A girl.
05:02Clock winding down in the second period.
05:04Two-one for anaheim.
05:06We have girls.
05:07And this is what we're watching?
05:10We barely get to see you because you're always working, but at least when we do, we get to
05:14watch, uh, what does this mean?
05:16Let me check my name.
05:17Hockey?
05:17Shut up, Sean.
05:19We have to turn it off.
05:20No, no, no, no.
05:20Please keep it on.
05:21Huh?
05:22Thank you, Kyle.
05:23Thank you, Kyle.
05:25Thank you, Kyle.
05:26You're welcome.
05:27Twice.
05:28He said Kip.
05:29Like, he used your actual name twice.
05:31Maria?
05:32Dad is sending the bar so loud.
05:34And it didn't even sound stupid when he said it.
05:36It almost sounded hot.
05:37Okay, that's not fair.
05:37Not hot.
05:38Just normal.
05:39Okay.
05:40I'm listening.
05:41Fuck both of you, okay?
05:42Kip is short for Christopher.
05:43It's not that weird.
05:44It's short for Christopher.
05:46And please don't tell me you used that name on your grad school application.
05:49Oh, my God.
05:49Why are we talking about my dumb name?
05:51He said it.
05:52He said it.
05:54Another round?
05:55Thank you, Kyle.
05:56Thank you, Kyle.
05:59Hunter to Vaughn.
06:00And you?
06:00Vaughn sends it back to Hunter.
06:03Hunter's looking at...
06:03Look, look, look.
06:04He's on the TV right now.
06:05Sean, look right now.
06:06Oh, my God.
06:07Okay.
06:08Vaughn's to Hunter.
06:09Hunter's in front of the net.
06:10And he scores!
06:12A rare goal from Scott.
06:14Oh, wow.
06:15Right?
06:15He knows the name.
06:17Yeah.
06:18I mean, he's definitely not gay, but...
06:20Shut the fuck up.
06:21He literally pulled off.
06:21Jesus Christ!
06:26He scored a hat trick last night.
06:28Are you asking me what that means,
06:30or are you just telling me something I already know?
06:31I just didn't realize that...
06:33We literally watched the game, Kip.
06:39Nice to see you again, Kip.
06:42Nice to see you again, Scott.
06:46You're Scott Hunter, right?
06:48I am.
06:49This is awesome.
06:50I mean, wow.
06:50You had a night last night.
06:52Oh, did you watch?
06:53I did, yeah.
06:54I don't usually...
06:55Sorry, that sounds rude.
06:57I'm...
06:57No, I got it.
06:59Well, I watched the playoffs last year with my dad.
07:01It was amazing.
07:02He's a huge fan.
07:03But, yeah, I watched last night.
07:06Wow.
07:07Um, yeah, when something goes right with my game,
07:10I try to repeat it,
07:11and then I try to perfect it.
07:14Okay.
07:16So, I'd love another smoothie, please.
07:20Anything you'd like different?
07:22Nothing at all.
07:24There you are.
07:26Okay, you really can't keep doing this.
07:28I really can.
07:29Uh, see you next game day, I hope.
07:38Dude.
07:38Girl.
07:39Was that?
07:39Yes, it fucking was.
07:48Sorry I'm late.
07:50No outside food or drink.
07:51Fuck off, Kyle.
07:56And I know the whole smoothie thing is done,
07:58or whatever,
07:58but he just keeps saying my name,
08:00and it's low-key making me crazy.
08:02Wait, you're still coming with me
08:03to that fundraiser, though, right?
08:04Because I am not looking for a date.
08:06Yes.
08:06I told you I could come,
08:07and it's in, like, two months.
08:09Could you please listen to me?
08:10Kyle, remote.
08:17Extra shrimp.
08:21New York with control of the fucking news.
08:23Now I'm fully listening.
08:25What are you doing?
08:25Just putting the game on.
08:26Elena.
08:27What?
08:27It's a sports bar.
08:29Let's watch sport.
08:31Am I being crazy?
08:32What does Maria say?
08:33She says he's funny.
08:34Me too.
08:35Well, she is much smarter than you.
08:37I'm probably this idiot.
08:39He's not an idiot.
08:43Jesus.
08:43When's his next home game?
08:46Come on.
08:49If you don't know when his next home game is,
08:50how are you going to plan your next shift?
08:51I don't plan my shifts.
08:53I just gobble up as many as I can.
08:56Saturday.
08:56They play at home again on Saturday.
08:59Are you working?
08:59I don't know.
09:00I don't know.
09:00I don't know.
09:00I don't know.
09:00I don't know.
09:01I don't know.
09:01I don't know.
09:02I don't know.
09:02Fuck.
09:03No.
09:04Fix that.
09:05Yeah.
09:06Hey.
09:07I didn't know if you, uh...
09:12It's, uh, it's nice to see you.
09:24Uh, Blue Moon Over Brooklyn, please.
09:26Extra banana.
09:34This one's on the house.
09:36Oh, come on.
09:37It's about my pay grade.
09:38Management heard you came in.
09:39And no, you may not tip me.
09:41And yes, I'm using proper grammar
09:43to prove to you that I'm being serious.
09:46Okay.
09:47Um, uh, may I drink this here?
09:51Uh, I've got some emails to answer,
09:53so I thought...
09:54Yeah, you totally may.
09:55Okay.
10:11You're not worried about breaking your routine?
10:30Uh, no, I'm not actually that obsessive.
10:36Turns out I'm too lazy to be a serial killer.
10:38I took a quiz.
10:40I don't even think I could be a spree killer.
10:43What's a spree killer?
10:45Someone who kills multiple people at the same time.
10:48But isn't...
10:48A serial killer is someone who kills multiple people,
10:51minimum three,
10:52but over a period of time.
10:53Not all at once.
10:54How do you know that?
11:00I read a lot of murder books.
11:02And, uh, yeah,
11:04serial killers make me feel
11:05not obsessive,
11:08which is a relief.
11:11Well, I've read some things about athletes.
11:14Okay.
11:15Before you say anything else,
11:16yes, I agree.
11:17And yes, there are at least two guys on my team
11:19that's possibly off the record.
11:21Yes, maybe.
11:22But no, not me.
11:24No, I swear.
11:25Barely had two concussions.
11:28Okay, so, what?
11:30No left sock, right sock,
11:32stop shaving, no sex, all that stuff?
11:34Oh, no, yeah, yeah, yeah, all of that.
11:35But that's not CTE stuff.
11:36That's just science.
11:38Science only really matters during the playoffs.
11:40Oh, okay.
11:41That's super comforting.
11:42Listen, I know you're more of an art guy,
11:44so it's not like I expect you
11:45to get the ins and outs of science.
11:46And just to be clear,
11:48I'm not complaining about the whole
11:49stop shaving thing.
11:51I mean, you all look like hot lumberjacks
11:52by the end of May.
12:05Um.
12:08Do you want to come to my game tonight?
12:11I have two seats.
12:12No one's taking them, so.
12:14I mean, if you want.
12:15Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:17Yeah, yeah, I want.
12:19Um.
12:20Fuck, man, that's crazy.
12:23Super happy to do it.
12:25You sure?
12:28I'm sure.
12:33These are better than my company seats.
12:35I get it.
12:36These are really good seats.
12:37Well, yeah, they're hints.
12:39You know, we're first date,
12:42but I think I'm into this.
12:44What are you talking about?
12:45Well, you're with a girl,
12:47and he's outwards.
12:47Oh, my God, shut up, Elena.
12:51Oh, wow.
12:52That wasn't to me.
12:54That was.
12:54He just nodded at you.
12:56No, there's no proof of that.
12:57Come on, boys.
12:59Wait back, for fuck's sake.
13:06Okay.
13:15Good job.
13:16I love you.
13:17I love you.
13:18I love you.
13:19I love you.
13:20Good job.
13:20I love you.
13:22Hey, Hunter.
13:23Too bad you can't play at home every night, right?
13:27It's better for you, huh?
13:28Go fuck yourself, Rosanoff.
13:30All right, it's more fun if you're there.
13:36Hey, thanks.
13:42Hope next time we play, you decide to show up.
13:47Cheap.
13:48True.
13:52Starting to sound like him.
13:55I'm sorry, what?
13:56You fucking heard me, Hollander.
14:00What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
14:02Well, there's something you really don't expect to see,
14:04especially after the final whistle,
14:06and especially from Hollander and Hunter,
14:09a fittingly brutal end to yet another brutal road,
14:11privity out.
14:12A shame Hollander never thought anybody
14:14can tap some grievances to air up.
14:17I'm going to hit the sack.
14:18Yeah, here you go, handsome.
14:20All right, have a good day off.
14:22It's not a day off.
14:23I'm doing that catering thing tomorrow.
14:25Yeah, yeah, I just, you know,
14:26you get to sleep in for once.
14:27So, I'm just happy for you.
14:29It's all I meant.
14:30You know.
14:32I, uh, I'm proud of your hustle, kiddo.
14:35You know?
14:36You didn't get that scholarship anyway, so...
14:38Please, please, no jinxing me.
14:40No way, no way.
14:41Good night.
14:42Night, Dad.
14:43Love you.
14:43Love you, Dad.
14:49Motherfucker.
14:56What's happening to you, uh, what's your problem?
14:58I can't find my, my, my black suit,
15:00and I have to leave so, so soon.
15:02Okay, well, it's with the dry cleaning in my closet,
15:05so why are you freaking out?
15:07Okay, hey, hey, are you okay?
15:08Yeah, I'm fine.
15:09I just, I need the money,
15:11and I can't fuck this job up.
15:12Yes, and I get it,
15:14but you're not gonna fuck it up
15:15because you're amazing,
15:16and it's gonna be great.
15:18I love you.
15:19Yeah, you too.
15:20Yes, buddy.
15:25I'm so sorry.
15:27Save it.
15:27I'm so sorry about that.
15:38I'm really sorry.
15:39Oh, you're a mess.
15:40It's okay.
15:40It's not my only talks.
15:43New York used to have professional waiters.
15:45Now it's all just models
15:46who can't carry a tray.
15:48It's, uh, it's really okay.
15:50I'm so sorry again.
15:51Oh, bunny.
15:54Babe, I don't know what that was.
15:56I know, I'm a complete fuck-up,
15:58and I'm sorry.
15:59You're not a complete fuck-up.
16:00This is not rocket science
16:02or whatever it is you're into.
16:03Art, Sean, please don't fire me.
16:06No one is firing you.
16:08Just calm down
16:09and get your shit together.
16:11Okay?
16:11Okay.
16:12I know you need the money, baby.
16:14Okay?
16:15Deep breath.
16:16Inhale.
16:18Exhale.
16:18Exhale.
16:21You think you can handle quiche?
16:23They're dry.
16:26You think you can handle quiche?
16:30You think you can handle quiche?
16:31You think you can handle quiche?
16:32You think you can handle quiche?
16:33You think you can handle quiche?
16:34Yeah, it seems very good.
16:39Hey.
16:40Hey, I am so sorry about earlier.
16:43That woman is horrible,
16:44and I'm the one who should apologize.
16:46I was standing right in front of the kitchen door
16:47like an idiot.
16:48No, I'm the idiot.
16:49You're just a normal, great person at a fundraiser.
16:52And that woman did seem horrible.
16:54Full disclosure, I hate this food.
16:55Well, full disclosure, I hate serving it.
17:00I'm sorry, I have to...
17:01Do you like Mexican food?
17:04Yeah.
17:04Of course.
17:05I'm not a serial killer.
17:07Or even a spree killer.
17:09You sure?
17:10Yeah.
17:10It was the time.
17:11But do you have the time to grab a bite with me
17:13when this thing is over?
17:17Tonight.
17:17Yeah.
17:19With you.
17:20Uh, wow.
17:21Oh.
17:22Yeah.
17:23Yeah, okay.
17:23Yeah.
17:24Yeah.
17:24Because there's, uh,
17:26there's this great place right around the corner
17:27and it's open late and...
17:29Okay.
17:29Um, you don't mind waiting till I'm done?
17:32Not even a little.
17:33Okay.
17:33Okay.
17:33Hi.
17:42Hi.
17:43Uh...
17:43Hi.
17:55Hi.
18:04That's a long line.
18:06Is it worth it?
18:08Um, probably not.
18:11Right?
18:11We also don't actually have to do this.
18:15How would you feel about where we are?
18:32Holy shit.
18:37Oh, my God.
18:41I mean, I figured you'd have a nice place, but this is insane.
19:05Do you want a full tour now, or, uh...
19:10Four.
19:12Epicor.
19:13One, two, three.
19:15Oh, God.
19:25Oh, God.
19:26Wow, you are so beautiful.
19:56I can't believe you're even into me.
19:59I'm so into you.
20:01So into you.
20:03I guess I'm thinking about you.
20:26Oh, my God.
20:30Oh, my God.
20:31Oh, my God.
20:45What are you doing?
20:47Oh, I didn't want to wake you.
20:50And I just thought, since you have your game tomorrow and, you know...
21:03Can you stay?
21:05Yeah.
21:09Then stay, please.
21:20Did I wake you?
21:47Oh.
21:48Okay.
21:49I meant to surprise you, and I was going to go out and get stuff, but I looked in your
21:52fridge, and you basically had all the ingredients.
21:54I know I shouldn't be snooping around, but I didn't have to do that much snooping.
21:58You were very organized.
22:00And I thought, since I'm not working today, but you still have your game, that you'd probably
22:04still want you.
22:05Yeah.
22:07Yeah.
22:09Yeah.
22:10All right.
22:15Oh.
22:16Can I fuck you?
22:19Absolutely
22:33So I should probably go
22:38Hmm
22:40Um
22:43What if you didn't
22:45Go?
22:50Like ever?
22:52Fuck
22:53All that serial killer talk was you warning me, wasn't it?
23:01Um
23:02I'm um
23:04I'm gonna say a bunch
23:08Of things, okay?
23:09And
23:10I know I'm too intense
23:12Everyone tells me that
23:12But I just
23:13I can't help it
23:14Is it okay?
23:15Can I be too intense?
23:18Yeah
23:19Can I?
23:22Yeah
23:22I um
23:23I never do this
23:26Never brought anyone back here
23:30Like ever
23:31Um
23:33Yeah
23:34My life is uh
23:35Is complicated
23:36Yeah
23:38I
23:38I get that
23:39And I can't um
23:45Come out
23:49Like
23:50Not
23:52Not right now
23:53Too many people depend on me for too much
23:57And it would just
23:57It would fuck everything up
23:58And so I just thought I would um
24:02I don't know
24:04Wait I guess
24:06Yeah
24:08Wait till
24:09Hockey was over
24:11And
24:11Maybe I could fade away better
24:14But I um
24:19You
24:23It's just
24:24Um
24:24I want you so bad
24:28So bad
24:31And I know that you barely know me
24:35So why would you even consider something that's
24:37That's probably fucked up
24:38Like I
24:39I know I'm fucked up
24:40I get it
24:40I'm not pretending
24:41I'm not
24:42But I really really like you
24:44And I want you to stay
24:49So I'm asking for what I want
24:52I want you to be here when I get back from practice later
24:58And I uh
25:01I want you to be here when I come home from my game tonight
25:03I um
25:07I want you more than I've wanted anything in a long time
25:11Is uh
25:16Is that too much?
25:20You can say it if it is
25:21Um
25:22Do you say something though?
25:26I think I'd love to be here when you get back
25:52And
25:57I don't think you're too lazy to be a serial killer
26:00Really?
26:02Yeah
26:03Really
26:03Yeah you're definitely not lazy
26:05Hey
26:12How was practice?
26:14I don't know
26:23Like a few days ago
26:24Yes
26:25I sent in the applications
26:26Very aggressive
26:27Yes
26:28And even to be you
26:29And yes
26:29I know we in Boston
26:30With Elena
26:32Dad
26:33I'm staying with Elena
26:34So I don't have to
26:35Schlepp to work
26:36I get to sleep in the next shower
26:37Fuck yes
26:40Nothing
26:41Dad
26:42No
26:42I'm just watching the game
26:42Yes with Elena
26:44Oh my god
26:45Where has she even been?
26:57Oh please
26:58I saw you three days ago
26:59Single since forever
27:01Overworked like she has two wicked steps
27:03Which is then
27:04She gets a man
27:04And vanishes
27:05What a cliche
27:06I don't have a man
27:07Hey kid
27:08Keep the boyfriend on TV at all times
27:10Please Kyle
27:11Oh my god guys
27:12He's a customer
27:13He's not my boyfriend
27:14I don't have a fucking boyfriend
27:16Oh
27:17Oh
27:18Oh
27:18Oh
27:19Oh
27:20Oh
27:21Oh
27:22Oh
27:26Hiya
27:29Morning Scott
27:37Morning Kip
27:38Can you go please?
27:40Yeah
27:40Extra banana
27:43I'm not sure what I'm going to do without these on my road trip
27:49I'm pretty sure they have smoothies in other cities
27:51I'm not like these they don't
27:53Do you really think this is a secret?
27:58What's the secret?
28:01Nothing's happening
28:02He's just flirting with me or whatever
28:04He's straight
28:05I think
28:06Girl
28:06There's pasta salad in the fridge
28:17Chicken
28:17No feta
28:18Oh yeah?
28:20Where?
28:20For me
28:21I made it
28:21You dead?
28:26I'm not just a pretty face
28:31Oh but you're a very pretty face
28:32What's that?
28:39It's an artist I love
28:40He has a new shot
28:41Oh cool
28:42I should buy some art
28:44What?
28:47Hey I'm not just a pretty face either
28:48No no no
28:49You're also a very very hot body
28:52You don't have to do this
29:08That's cool
29:10This would look great in the living room
29:21Not on the fireplace wall but on the way to the bedroom
29:25I think it would
29:26Shh
29:26Sorry
29:30Sorry I just
29:31It's okay
29:32Maybe we should
29:35Amazing isn't it?
29:36Yeah it's beautiful
29:38So are you two
29:41Just browsing
29:42Or shopping to buy
29:44Oh I think we're
29:45Yeah I think we're just browsing right now
29:47Yeah
29:47Thank you
29:48Excuse me
29:49Sorry he's not feeling well
29:54No problem
29:55I'm uh I'm really sorry
30:08I thought I could do that
30:11I really thought I could
30:13I wanted to
30:14I just
30:14It's okay
30:15No it's not
30:16I know it's not
30:19Come here
30:20Come here
30:21These road trips are just killing me
30:50I mean it's brutal
30:51I think I'm cursed
30:53Cursed?
30:54Like scary old lady
30:56I know
30:57I know it's dumb
30:58But I'm not the only one who's superstitious
31:00Would you be jealous if I got my smoothies from some other guy?
31:05Maybe
31:06Probably
31:07Well what if I filled you in on all the juicy details
31:10Like how he blended them
31:12Ooh what if I actually was a scary old lady?
31:15Or what if you always kind of had one with you?
31:18What do you mean?
31:20Oh
31:20Here
31:22Okay
31:25Okay I know it's dumb
31:29I know it's dumb
31:30But I saw them at a bodega
31:31And I thought they looked like your smoothie
31:32I love them
31:40Yeah
31:40I love them so much
31:42Can I fuck you?
31:51Absolutely
31:52Fuck yes
32:06Fuck yes
32:10That's two times
32:12If you say it out loud
32:13It's the curse broken
32:15Hunter hasn't scored twice in an away game since last season
32:18What?
32:26Say it out loud
32:26Say what?
32:31Okay
32:31It's not
32:32It's what?
32:37Okay
32:38Here's what I know
32:39Helena
32:40Shut up
32:40You're in love with him
32:41I'm not in love with him
32:43You are
32:44Have you at least told your dad?
32:48For how long now?
32:53A little over two months
32:55Oh baby
32:56Helena
32:57Okay
32:57You can't tell
32:58If anyone finds out
33:00That it's Scott
33:01Obviously
33:03I'm not going to tell anyone
33:04But
33:04Kip
33:05He can't come out right now
33:06Okay
33:07He really wants to
33:07It's amazing
33:10He's amazing
33:11And
33:12I've never been happier
33:13Honestly
33:15What's the plan babe?
33:22I don't
33:23I don't know
33:24What does your dad think?
33:27That I'm
33:28Fucking some married guy
33:30Probably
33:31Kind of wish you were
33:32Just don't say that
33:34Please
33:35Just
33:35Please be happy for me
33:37I can't wait to see you
33:41In a tux tomorrow night
33:42I am going to be
33:43Super well behaved for you
33:45I only care that you're handsome
33:46You bitch
33:47Scott's going to be there
33:51Tomorrow night too
33:52Oh I know
33:53And he better be ready for me
34:01Hey dad
34:14Hey dad
34:28Oh my god
34:29You're not dead
34:30No I'm alive
34:32Well that is a relief
34:33I didn't want to have to call them Laura
34:34You know
34:35I miss you
34:36I miss you too dad
34:37Alright
34:39Yeah
34:39Are you going to be making an appearance here at some point in the near future or
34:42Yes I will
34:44I'm going to come for dinner this week I promise
34:47Perfect
34:48How's uh how's work
34:49Well work is fine
34:51You know Barry's being a pain in my ass but
34:53Well Barry's an asshole
34:54No he hurt his foot so at least it's something new this time
34:58Yeah well Barry's always been an asshole
35:00Who taught you to talk like that
35:02You did
35:03You taught me to talk like that
35:04That sounds about right
35:05And um nothing in the mail right
35:10Kip if there was something in the mail I would not have forgotten about it
35:13I know I know I just figured I'd check
35:16Okay
35:17Don't worry about that
35:19Okay
35:19Don't think about that okay
35:21It's going to come when it comes
35:23Look I'm not going to keep you
35:24I love you
35:25Alright you too dad
35:26You too dad what
35:28I love you too dad
35:30There I said it oh my god
35:33Sorry it's such a struggle
35:34Okay bye
35:35Bye bye
35:58I love you too dad
36:05I love you too dad
36:06I love you too dad
36:07I love you too dad
36:08I love you too dad
36:09I love you too dad
36:10I love you too dad
36:11I love you too dad
36:12I love you too dad
36:13I love you too dad
36:14I love you too dad
36:15I love you too dad
36:16I love you too dad
36:17I love you too dad
36:18I love you too dad
36:19I love you too dad
36:20I love you too dad
36:21I love you too dad
36:22I love you too dad
36:23I love you too dad
36:24I love you too dad
36:25I love you too dad
36:26I love you too dad
36:27Stop it.
36:35Stop what?
36:39He's here.
36:40You need to chill out.
36:43My God.
36:45Can I have some of yours?
36:47Yeah.
36:48Thanks.
36:52Well, I like our playoff chances this year.
36:54I think we might even get some home ice advantage.
36:56Well, if this guy keeps playing the way he has been, maybe.
37:00What changed?
37:01You mean a nice girl or something?
37:03I think we just finally agreed with the team.
37:07Excuse me, gentlemen.
37:08I think I spotted an old friend.
37:10I'm just ribbing you, Scott.
37:12You know your parents would be so proud of you, right?
37:15Your mom especially.
37:17She would have just been thrilled.
37:20Thanks, Tom.
37:21Thanks.
37:21Excuse me.
37:22Yeah.
37:23Hey.
37:27Okay?
37:27Yeah.
37:28Yeah.
37:28I should be used to it.
37:36Kim, right?
37:39Christopher.
37:40Money's all dressed up.
37:41I'm Elena.
37:42Nice to meet you, Elena.
37:44I'm Scott.
37:44Pleasure.
37:45Scott.
37:45You look beautiful.
37:47You both do.
37:50Sorry.
37:51Yeah, we both clean up pretty well.
37:58Okay.
37:58If I go get more drinks, do you promise to start talking, Christopher?
38:01Yes.
38:02Of course.
38:02Great.
38:03Another beer, Scott?
38:04That'd be lovely.
38:11Are you enjoying the evening?
38:13I am.
38:14Are you?
38:16Looking forward to the after party, honestly.
38:23Touched this perfectly.
38:24Thanks.
38:25And thanks.
38:27I mean, you didn't have to.
38:28I wanted to.
38:33Okay.
38:37Elena knows.
38:38And I'm sorry.
38:40Yeah.
38:41I kind of got that.
38:42It's, uh, it's okay.
38:44She's, uh, she's discreet, right?
38:46Yeah, totally.
38:47Totally.
38:48I just, I, she kind of figured it out, and I guess I had to tell someone.
38:53It's okay.
38:54Really?
38:55Very.
38:59This is so weird.
39:02Yeah.
39:03You should leave early, as soon as I do my speech.
39:05Eh, not before you dance with me.
39:07Pardon?
39:08I want to dance.
39:10Elena's a killer.
39:12But how could I possibly say no?
39:19So, what are your intentions with my kid?
39:22I'm serious.
39:24He's crazy about you.
39:26I'm crazy about him, too.
39:27I really am.
39:29He's also miserable.
39:31Are you miserable, too?
39:33Are you, too?
39:35No.
39:38Wait.
39:39What do you mean?
39:41Nobody wants to be kept a secret.
39:42He's not.
39:43He is.
39:46Eyes on me, handsome.
39:50I'm doing my best.
39:52I, I love him.
39:53I just can't do better right now.
39:55I, I've been honest.
39:58I know.
39:59And he's so in love with you that he'll put up with it.
40:03But it's killing him.
40:11I'm not saying any of this to be mean.
40:13I'm really not.
40:14And you seem great.
40:16But he's great, too.
40:22He deserves the best.
40:26He deserves sunshine.
40:33And so do you.
40:47It's my birthday on Sunday.
40:50I know.
40:51I already got the key to her lined up.
40:53Surf and turf.
40:55Because we're not choosing.
40:56You know, uh, the Kingfisher?
41:00It's the bar I told you about where I watch all your games?
41:03Mm-hmm.
41:04A couple of my friends are throwing me just like a little party there.
41:08It's not even really a party.
41:10It's just hanging out or whatever.
41:12Right.
41:13It's a, it's a gay bar.
41:15But it's not a club.
41:17It's just a bar.
41:18It's honestly more of a hockey bar now, thanks to me.
41:20And I was thinking that you could just come as my friend.
41:26As somebody who buys smoothies from me.
41:28I mean, Maria knows.
41:29My friend Sean knows.
41:31They know that you buy smoothies from me.
41:38I can't.
41:41I can't do that.
41:45I wish I could.
41:46I, I, I want to.
41:47I, I want to tell everyone.
41:52I want people to know you're mine.
41:54That I love you.
41:57I love you too.
41:59Soon, maybe.
42:04I mean, in a few years.
42:09I know, I know how it sounds.
42:11But it, it'll go by quickly.
42:13I promise.
42:15And then we can be normal with, like.
42:17Like other people.
42:22I heard what you said in your speech tonight.
42:26And.
42:27I know that they're your family.
42:29And that you feel responsible for them.
42:31And I get that, Scott.
42:32I, I really, really get that.
42:35But.
42:37I, I have a family too.
42:40And.
42:41I keep lying to them.
42:43And I don't want to.
42:44And I miss them.
42:47I, I, I miss my dad.
42:51Sorry.
42:52I, that's not what I meant.
42:53It's okay.
42:54I know what you meant.
42:59I'm gonna go home tonight.
43:01I, I need to.
43:13I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I.
43:17thank you thank you thank you for coming for those of you who've attended before
43:37feel free to ignore my sob story and go straight to the bar but for those of you
43:43who don't know it here's the short version my parents were both junior hockey coaches
43:50and they were hit by a drunk driver when i was 12 years old mercifully for them they
43:58died instantly mercifully for me the saint thomas scholarships existed
44:04i didn't have anybody else to help me had a lot of memories a love of hockey and a huge hole in my
44:15heart saint thomas filled it with hope the hope of a new family things things weren't always easy
44:25you know they never are for anybody but in hockey i found what i was missing
44:31first at my high school then later at college and now here with the admirals
44:36and i never looked back because i never had to
44:41the family i craved the family that i needed that that i still need today
44:49hockey gave it to me and saint thomas gave me hockey
44:55so from the bottom of my heart i want to thank you all for being here tonight
45:01and for supporting this cause because it's not just a scholarship it's
45:05it's everything that comes with it it's a whole world
45:08a whole life it's uh
45:11it's everything
45:15get up hey dad
45:36hey buddy the prodigal son returned home look i gotta send the mail here for a certain someone and it's pretty heavy
45:44i don't know
45:45i don't know
45:46hey
45:49hey
45:54my boy
45:56come here what's up
45:58oh
46:00hey
46:01i'm sorry
46:02but what you got nothing to be sorry for silly
46:05oh
46:07oh
46:08oh
46:18wow
46:19yeah
46:20yeah
46:20wow
46:21wow
46:22wow
46:24wow
46:26She had that moment to smile
46:29I watched the prince's opinion
46:32Yeah, yeah, yeah
46:35Hey, hey, hey
46:48Hey, good dress, man.
46:57School middle fucking game.
47:00Yeah, totally.
47:18School middle fucking game.
47:48Her eyes are loosely gone.
47:51Painted nails have fallen off.
47:54I think her lips are close to mine.
48:18I think her lips are close to mine.
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