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00:00It's right next door.
00:01No, I mean, not your boy.
00:03It's always Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:06He's hot.
00:07We should let him listen like my thing.
00:09He's an asshole, right?
00:10Yeah, basically.
00:11The record for this event currently held by the New York Admiral's Scott Hunter.
00:16I'll have to see Rosanoff in a homeboy record for more than a minute.
00:19Nice shooting, Rook.
00:20I thought it was Scott Hunter's year.
00:22Hey, can you believe Russia?
00:24Be nice, fine.
00:25Hey, what did Ross say about it?
00:26I don't know.
00:27Listen to me, that's for sure.
00:28We're not, like, friends or anything.
00:31No worries, I'm sure someone else grabbed him.
00:33Seriously, this year, baby, we're coming for you.
00:35Trust me.
00:35You look great in Silver Vani, don't even stress.
00:37Oh, good one.
00:51I want some ice cream bad, man.
00:53Do you not find it weird that we're in a beach town in Russia in February talking about getting ice cream?
00:59It's your Olympics, baby.
01:00I'm sure this should be, right?
01:03Hey, isn't that...
01:05Oh, yeah.
01:07All in there.
01:08What's up, motherfucker?
01:08All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
01:13My buddy Joe is in that program.
01:15We're training together.
01:16Would you guys be cool to do that?
01:18I'd love to show up for him.
01:19Oh, yeah, man.
01:20Show up for any dude who's that brave.
01:22What do you mean?
01:25Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
01:27I mean, fucking pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like, hey, here's me.
01:34Russia is not safe for folks like that.
01:38Fucking balls of steel, man.
01:40Nope.
01:40Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your one-stop hockey shop.
01:55Today's first period topic is the inevitable one for the Admirals.
01:58What has happened to Scott Hunter?
02:0070 points last season.
02:02Yes, and we're six games into this season.
02:05A season he, he called need to win.
02:08Those are his words, and he has zero, zero points.
02:12He's in a fog.
02:14His passes aren't connecting.
02:15He's barely skating.
02:17I can't imagine he's amazing in the room right now.
02:19And he's already been announced as Team USA captain at the Olympics in Russia.
02:38I am very sorry about that.
03:06Hopefully not a big deal.
03:07How may I help you?
03:09Uh, what's, uh, what's good?
03:12Um, just a bunch of very decent smoothies with deeply stupid names.
03:18Any allergies?
03:19No, no, no, I'm easy.
03:20Okay.
03:20Um, I mean, the best one's the blueberry one, but...
03:24Oh, you mean Blue Moon Over Brooklyn?
03:25Yeah.
03:26Yeah, that's it.
03:27But what?
03:28Oh, um, nothing.
03:30I mean, just when I make it for myself in the morning, I add a banana.
03:34Oh, so you're kind of wild.
03:36I mean, it wouldn't be the first time somebody's told me that.
03:41Uh, yeah, that actually sounds pretty good.
03:43Yeah?
03:43Blueberry with a banana.
03:45I take that.
03:46If it's okay to order off-menu.
03:49Yep.
03:49I mean, technically, it was my idea, so I think we can get away with it this time.
03:54Uh.
03:54Oh, you weren't kidding.
04:19It's really good.
04:20Oh, yeah.
04:21The banana makes a big difference, I think.
04:23Uh.
04:24I don't know.
04:26I guess it must.
04:31Here.
04:32Thanks.
04:35Um, that's way too much.
04:38It's for you.
04:39It's a great smoothie.
04:41Thanks again, Kip.
04:47Girl.
04:49Holy shit.
04:50Was that Scott Hunter?
04:56Was that what?
04:57Scott Hunter, the hockey player.
05:01A girl.
05:02Clock winding down in the second period.
05:04Two-one for anaheim.
05:06We have girls.
05:07And this is what we're watching?
05:10We barely get to see you because you're always working, but at least when we do, we get to
05:14watch, uh, what does this mean?
05:16Let me check my name.
05:17Hockey?
05:17Shut up, Sean.
05:19We have to turn it off.
05:20No, no, no, no.
05:20Please keep it on.
05:21Huh?
05:22Thank you, Kyle.
05:23Thank you, Kyle.
05:25Thank you, Kyle.
05:26You're welcome.
05:27Twice.
05:28He said Kip.
05:29Like, he used your actual name twice.
05:31Maria?
05:32Dad is sending the bar so loud.
05:34And it didn't even sound stupid when he said it.
05:36It almost sounded hot.
05:37Okay, that's not fair.
05:37Not hot.
05:38Just normal.
05:39Okay.
05:40I'm listening.
05:41Fuck both of you, okay?
05:42Kip is short for Christopher.
05:43It's not that weird.
05:44It's short for Christopher.
05:46And please don't tell me you used that name on your grad school application.
05:49Oh, my God.
05:49Why are we talking about my dumb name?
05:51He said it.
05:52He said it.
05:54Another round?
05:55Thank you, Kyle.
05:56Thank you, Kyle.
05:59Hunter to Vaughn.
06:00And you?
06:00Vaughn sends it back to Hunter.
06:03Hunter's looking at...
06:03Look, look, look.
06:04He's on the TV right now.
06:05Sean, look right now.
06:06Oh, my God.
06:07Okay.
06:08Vaughn's to Hunter.
06:09Hunter's in front of the net.
06:10And he scores!
06:12A rare goal from Scott.
06:14Oh, wow.
06:15Right?
06:15He knows the name.
06:17Yeah.
06:18I mean, he's definitely not gay, but...
06:20Shut the fuck up.
06:21He literally pulled off.
06:21Jesus Christ!
06:26He scored a hat trick last night.
06:28Are you asking me what that means,
06:30or are you just telling me something I already know?
06:31I just didn't realize that...
06:33We literally watched the game, Kip.
06:39Nice to see you again, Kip.
06:42Nice to see you again, Scott.
06:46You're Scott Hunter, right?
06:48I am.
06:49This is awesome.
06:50I mean, wow.
06:50You had a night last night.
06:52Oh, did you watch?
06:53I did, yeah.
06:54I don't usually...
06:55Sorry, that sounds rude.
06:57I'm...
06:57No, I got it.
06:59Well, I watched the playoffs last year with my dad.
07:01It was amazing.
07:02He's a huge fan.
07:03But, yeah, I watched last night.
07:06Wow.
07:07Um, yeah, when something goes right with my game,
07:10I try to repeat it,
07:11and then I try to perfect it.
07:14Okay.
07:16So, I'd love another smoothie, please.
07:20Anything you'd like different?
07:22Nothing at all.
07:24There you are.
07:26Okay, you really can't keep doing this.
07:28I really can.
07:29Uh, see you next game day, I hope.
07:38Dude.
07:38Girl.
07:39Was that?
07:39Yes, it fucking was.
07:48Sorry I'm late.
07:50No outside food or drink.
07:51Fuck off, Kyle.
07:56And I know the whole smoothie thing is done,
07:58or whatever,
07:58but he just keeps saying my name,
08:00and it's low-key making me crazy.
08:02Wait, you're still coming with me
08:03to that fundraiser, though, right?
08:04Because I am not looking for a date.
08:06Yes.
08:06I told you I could come,
08:07and it's in, like, two months.
08:09Could you please listen to me?
08:10Kyle, remote.
08:17Extra shrimp.
08:21New York with control of the fucking news.
08:23Now I'm fully listening.
08:25What are you doing?
08:25Just putting the game on.
08:26Elena.
08:27What?
08:27It's a sports bar.
08:29Let's watch sport.
08:31Am I being crazy?
08:32What does Maria say?
08:33She says he's funny.
08:34Me too.
08:35Well, she is much smarter than you.
08:37I'm probably this idiot.
08:39He's not an idiot.
08:43Jesus.
08:43When's his next home game?
08:46Come on.
08:49If you don't know when his next home game is,
08:50how are you going to plan your next shift?
08:51I don't plan my shifts.
08:53I just gobble up as many as I can.
08:56Saturday.
08:56They play at home again on Saturday.
08:59Are you working?
08:59I don't know.
09:00I don't know.
09:01I don't know.
09:02Fuck.
09:03No.
09:04Fix that.
09:13Yeah.
09:14Hey.
09:15I didn't know if you, uh...
09:19It's nice to see you.
09:24Blue Moon over Brooklyn, please.
09:26Extra banana.
09:34This one's on the house.
09:36Oh, come on.
09:37It's about my pay grade. Management heard you came in.
09:39And no, you may not tip me.
09:41And yes, I'm using proper grammar to prove to you that I'm being serious.
09:46Okay.
09:47Um, may I drink this here?
09:51I've got some emails to answer, so I thought...
09:54Yeah, you totally may.
10:11You're not worried about breaking your routine?
10:31Uh, no, I'm not actually that obsessive.
10:36Turns out I'm too lazy to be a serial killer.
10:38I took a quiz.
10:40I don't even think I could be a spree killer.
10:43What's a spree killer?
10:45Someone who kills multiple people at the same time.
10:48But isn't...
10:48A serial killer is someone who kills multiple people, minimum three,
10:52but over a period of time, not all at once.
10:54Mm-hmm.
10:55How do you know that?
10:59I read a lot of murder books.
11:02And, uh, yeah, serial killers make me feel not obsessive,
11:08which is a relief.
11:11Well, I've read some things about athletes.
11:14Okay.
11:15Before you say anything else, yes, I agree.
11:17And yes, there are at least two guys on my team that are possibly off the record.
11:21Yes, maybe.
11:22But no, not me.
11:24No, I swear.
11:25Barely had two concussions.
11:28Okay, so, what, no left sock, right sock, stop shaving, no sex, all that stuff?
11:34Oh, no, yeah, yeah, yeah, all of that.
11:35But that's not CTE stuff, that's just science.
11:37Mm-hmm.
11:38Science only really matters during the playoffs.
11:40Oh, okay, that's super comforting.
11:42Listen, I know you're more of an art guy,
11:44so it's not like I expect you to get the ins and outs of science.
11:47And just to be clear, I'm not complaining about the whole stop shaving thing.
11:51I mean, you all look like hot lumberjacks by the end of May.
11:53Um, do you want to come to my game tonight?
12:10I have two seats, no one's taken them, so.
12:14I mean, if you want.
12:16Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:17Yeah, yeah, I want.
12:18Um, fuck, man, that's crazy, thank you.
12:23Super happy to do it.
12:26You sure?
12:28I'm sure.
12:33These are better than my company seats.
12:35I get it.
12:36These are really good seats.
12:37Well, yeah, they're hints.
12:39You know, we're first date, but I think I'm into this.
12:44What are you talking about?
12:45Well, you're with a girl, and he's at work.
12:47Oh, my God, shut up, Elena.
12:51Oh, wow.
12:52That wasn't to me, that was...
12:54He just nodded at you.
12:56No, there's no proof of that.
12:57Come on, boys.
12:59Wait back, for fuck's sake.
13:06Okay.
13:15Good job, I love you.
13:17I love you.
13:18I love you.
13:19I love you.
13:20Good job, I love you.
13:22Hey, Hunter.
13:23Too bad you can't play at home every night, right?
13:27It's better for you, huh?
13:28Go fuck yourself, Rosanoff.
13:30All right, it's more fun if you're there.
13:36Hey, thanks.
13:42Hope next time we play, you decide to show up.
13:47Cheap.
13:48True.
13:52Starting to sound like him.
13:55I'm sorry, what?
13:58You fucking heard me, Hollander.
14:00What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
14:02Well, there's something you really don't expect to see, especially after the final whistle,
14:06and especially from Hollander and Hunter, a fittingly brutal end to yet another brutal road,
14:11privity out.
14:12I'm going to hit the sack.
14:18Yeah, here you go, handsome.
14:20All right, have a good day off.
14:22It's not a day off.
14:23I'm doing that catering thing tomorrow.
14:25Yeah, yeah, I just, you know, you get to sleep in for once.
14:28So, I'm just happy for you.
14:29It's all I meant.
14:30You know.
14:31I, uh, I'm proud of your hustle, kiddo.
14:35You know.
14:36You didn't get that scholarship anyway, so.
14:38Please, please, no jinx to me.
14:40No way, no way.
14:41Good night.
14:42Good night, Dad.
14:43Love you.
14:44Love you, God.
14:49Motherfucker.
14:50What's happening to you, uh, what's your problem?
14:58I can't find my, my, my black suit, and I have to leave so, so soon.
15:02Okay, well, it's with the dry cleaning in my closet, so why are you freaking out?
15:07Okay, hey, hey, are you okay?
15:09Yeah, I'm fine.
15:09I just, I need the money, and I can't fuck this job up.
15:13Yes, and I get it, but you're not going to fuck it up because you're amazing, and it's
15:16going to be great.
15:18I love you.
15:19Yeah, you too.
15:20Yes, buddy.
15:25I'm so sorry.
15:27Save it.
15:34Motherfucker.
15:36I'm so sorry about that.
15:38I'm really sorry.
15:39Oh, you're a mess.
15:40It's okay.
15:40It's not my only talks.
15:43New York used to have professional waiters.
15:45Now it's all just models who can't carry a tray.
15:47It's, uh, it's really okay.
15:50I'm so sorry again.
15:51Oh, bunny.
15:54Babe, I don't know what that was.
15:56I know.
15:57I'm a complete fuck up, and I'm sorry.
15:59You're not a complete fuck up.
16:00This is not rocket science or whatever it is you're into.
16:03All right.
16:04Sean, please don't fire me.
16:06No one is firing you.
16:07Just calm down and get your shit together.
16:11Okay?
16:11Okay.
16:12I know you need the money, baby.
16:14Okay?
16:15Deep breath.
16:16Inhale.
16:18Exhale.
16:21You think you can handle quiche?
16:23They're dry.
16:23Hey.
16:40Hey.
16:41I am so sorry about earlier.
16:43That woman is horrible, and I'm the one who should apologize.
16:46I was standing right in front of the kitchen door like an idiot.
16:48No, I'm the idiot.
16:49You're just a normal, great person at a fundraiser, and that woman did seem horrible.
16:54Full disclosure, I hate this food.
16:55Well, full disclosure, I hate serving it.
17:00I'm sorry.
17:01I have to...
17:01Do you like Mexican food?
17:04Yeah.
17:04Of course.
17:05I'm not a serial killer.
17:07Or even a spree killer.
17:09You sure?
17:10Yeah.
17:10It was the time.
17:11But do you have the time to grab a bite with me when this thing is over?
17:17Tonight.
17:17Yeah.
17:19With you.
17:20Uh, wow.
17:21Oh.
17:22Yeah.
17:23Yeah, okay.
17:23Yeah.
17:24Yeah.
17:25Because there's this great place right around the corner, and it's open late, and...
17:29Okay.
17:29Um, you don't mind waiting until I'm done?
17:32Not even a little.
17:32No.
17:33Hi.
17:51that's a long line is it worth it um probably not right we also don't actually have to do this
18:15how would you feel about ordering in
18:17holy shit
18:33oh my god
18:47i mean i i figured you'd have a nice place but this is insane
19:05do you want a full tour now or uh or i pick or
19:13would you know who'd you know who'd you know who's in the back of my life
19:19yeah
19:23ichi
19:26Wow, you are so beautiful.
19:56I can't believe you're even into me.
19:59I'm so into you.
20:01So into you.
20:03I guess I'm thinking about you.
20:26Oh, my God.
20:30Oh, my God.
20:31Oh, my God.
20:45What are you doing?
20:47Oh, I didn't want to wake you.
20:50And I just thought, since you have your game tomorrow,
20:52and, you know...
21:02Can you stay?
21:05Yeah.
21:09Then stay, please.
21:22Did I wake you?
21:35Oh.
21:36Okay, I meant to surprise you, and I was going to go out and get stuff,
21:51but I looked in your fridge, and you basically had all the ingredients.
21:54I know I shouldn't be snooping around, but I didn't have to do that much snooping.
21:58You were very organized.
22:00And I thought, since I'm not working today, but you still have your game,
22:03that you'd probably still want you.
22:05Oh.
22:07Oh.
22:08Oh.
22:09Oh.
22:10Oh.
22:11Oh.
22:12Oh.
22:13Oh.
22:14Oh.
22:15Oh.
22:16Oh.
22:17Oh.
22:18Oh.
22:19Oh.
22:20Oh.
22:21Oh.
22:22Oh.
22:23Oh.
22:24Oh.
22:25Oh.
22:26Oh, oh my God.
22:32Oh.
22:33So?
22:35I should probably go.
22:39Hmm.
22:40Um.
22:43What if you didn't?
22:46Go?
22:47Mm.
22:49Like, ever?
22:51What?
22:52Fuck.
22:53All that serial killer talk was you warning me, wasn't it?
22:55wasn't it um i'm um i'm gonna say a bunch of things okay and i know i'm too intense everyone
23:12tells me that but i just i can't help it is it okay can i be too intense
23:16yeah yeah i um i never do this
23:26never brought anyone back here like ever
23:31um yeah my life is uh is complicated yeah i i get that
23:39and i can't um
23:46come out like not not right now
23:53too many people depend on me for too much and it would just never fuck everything up
23:58and so i just thought i would um i don't know wait i guess
24:06yeah wait till hockey was over and maybe i could fade away better
24:14but i am
24:19you it's just
24:24i want you so bad
24:28so bad
24:31and i know that you barely know me so why would you even consider something this
24:37is probably fucked up like i i know i'm fucked up i get it i'm i'm not pretending i'm not
24:42but i really really like you
24:44i want you to stay
24:49so i'm i'm asking for what i want
24:52i want you to be here when i get back from practice later
24:58and i uh want you to be here when i come home from my game tonight
25:03i um
25:07i want you more than i've wanted anything in a long time
25:11is uh is that too much
25:17you can say it if it is
25:21do you say something though
25:26i think i'd love to be here when you get back
25:52and i don't think you're too lazy to be a serial killer
26:00really
26:02yeah really
26:03yeah you're definitely not lazy
26:05hey
26:12how was practice
26:14i don't know like a few days ago
26:24yes i sent in the applications
26:26yes and even to be you
26:29and yes i know we in boston
26:30with elena
26:32dad i'm staying with elena
26:34so i don't have to schlep to work
26:36i get to sleep in the next shower
26:37fuck yes
26:40nothing dad no i'm just watching the game
26:42yes with elena oh my god
26:46where has she even been
26:57oh please i saw you three days ago
26:59single since forever
27:01overworked like she has two wicked steps
27:03which is then
27:04she gets a man and vanishes
27:05what a cliche
27:06i don't have a man
27:07hey kid
27:08keep the boyfriend on tv at all times
27:10please kyle
27:11oh my god guys he's a customer
27:13he's not my boyfriend
27:14oh
27:14i don't have a fucking boyfriend
27:16oh
27:17oh
27:17oh
27:18oh
27:19oh
27:20oh
27:21oh
27:22oh
27:23oh
27:25hiya
27:29morning scott
27:37morning kip
27:38the usual please
27:39extra banana
27:43i'm not sure what i'm gonna do without these on my road trip
27:49i'm pretty sure they have smoothies in other cities
27:51i'm not like these they help
27:53do you really think this is a secret
27:58what's a secret
27:59nothing's happening
28:02he's just flirting with me or whatever
28:04he's straight
28:05i think
28:06girl
28:06there's pasta salad in the fridge
28:17chicken no feta
28:18oh yeah
28:19from where
28:20for me
28:21i made it
28:21you dead
28:26i'm not just a pretty face
28:31oh but you're a very pretty face
28:32what's that
28:38it's an artist i love
28:40he has a new show
28:41oh cool
28:42i should buy some art
28:44what
28:46hey i'm not just a pretty face either
28:48no no no no
28:49you're also a very very hot body
28:52oh my god
28:56we don't have to do this
29:07we don't have to do this
29:08that's cool
29:10this would look great in the living room
29:21not on the fireplace wall but on the way to the bedroom
29:25i think it would
29:26shh
29:26sorry
29:30sorry i just
29:31it's okay
29:32um
29:32maybe we should
29:35amazing isn't it
29:36yeah it's beautiful
29:38so are you two
29:41just browsing
29:42or shopping to buy
29:44oh i think we're
29:45yeah i think we're just browsing right now
29:47yeah
29:47thank you
29:48excuse me
29:49sorry he's not feeling well
29:54no problem
29:55i'm uh i'm really sorry
30:08i thought i could do that
30:11i really thought i could
30:13i i wanted to
30:14i just
30:14it's okay
30:15no it's not
30:16i know it's not
30:19come here
30:20come here
30:21these road trips are just killing me
30:50i mean it's brutal
30:51i think i'm cursed
30:53cursed
30:54like scary old lady
30:56i i know
30:57i know it's dumb
30:58but i'm not the only one who's superstitious
31:00would you be jealous
31:03if i got my smoothies from some other guy
31:05maybe
31:06probably
31:07well what if i filled you in on all the juicy details
31:10like like how he blended them
31:12oh what if i actually was a scary old lady
31:14or what if you always kind of had one with you
31:18what do you mean
31:18oh
31:20here
31:22okay
31:25okay i know it's dumb
31:29i know it's dumb
31:30but i saw them at a bodega
31:31and i thought they looked like your smoothie
31:32i love them
31:40yeah
31:40i love them so much
31:42can i fuck you
31:50absolutely
31:52fuck yes
32:10that's two times
32:12if you say it out loud
32:13it's the curse broken
32:15hunter hasn't scored twice in an away game since last season
32:18what
32:25say it out loud
32:26save what
32:28okay
32:31okay
32:32it's not
32:32it's
32:34what
32:35okay
32:38here's what i know
32:39helena
32:40shut up
32:40you're in love with him
32:41i'm not in love with him
32:43you are
32:44have you at least told your dad
32:48for how long now
32:52a little over two months
32:55oh baby
32:56helena
32:57okay
32:57you can't tell
32:58if anyone finds out
33:00that it's scott
33:01obviously
33:03i'm not gonna tell anyone
33:04but
33:04kip
33:05he can't come out right now
33:06okay
33:07he really wants to
33:07it's amazing
33:10he's amazing
33:11and
33:12i've never been happier
33:13honestly
33:15what's the plan babe
33:20i don't
33:23i don't know
33:24what does your dad think
33:26that i'm
33:28fucking some married guy
33:30probably
33:31i kind of wish you were
33:32just don't say that
33:34please just
33:35please be happy for me
33:37i can't wait to see you
33:41in a tux tomorrow night
33:42i am gonna be super
33:44well behaved for you
33:45i only care that you're handsome
33:46you bitch
33:47scott's gonna be there
33:51tomorrow night too
33:52oh i know
33:53and he better be ready for me
33:55you're
34:05i'll be super
34:08you
34:09i'll be super
34:10you
34:11you
34:11you
34:12hey dad oh my god you're not dead no i'm alive well that is a relief i didn't want to have to
34:34call them more you know i miss you i miss you too dad all right yeah you're gonna be making
34:40an appearance here at some point in the near future yes i will um i'm gonna come for dinner
34:46this week i promise perfect how's uh how's work well work is fine you know barry's being a pain in
34:52my ass but well barry's an asshole no he hurt his foot so at least it's something new this time
34:58yeah well barry's always been an asshole who taught you to talk like that you did you taught me to talk
35:04like that that sounds about right and um nothing in the mail right kip if there was something in
35:11the mail i would not have forgotten about it i know i know i just figured i'd check okay don't worry
35:18about that okay don't think about that okay it's gonna come when it comes look i'm not gonna keep
35:24you i love you all right you too dad you you too dad what i i love you too dad there i said it oh my
35:32god sorry it's such a struggle okay bye bye
35:35bye
36:02you
36:02I don't know.
36:32Stop it.
36:35Stop what?
36:39He's here.
36:40You need to chill out.
36:43My God.
36:45Can I have some of yours?
36:47Yeah.
36:48Thanks.
36:52Well, I like our playoff chances this year.
36:54I think we might even get some home ice advantage.
36:56Well, if this guy keeps playing the way he has been, maybe.
37:00What changed?
37:01You mean a nice girl or something?
37:03I think we just finally agreed with the team.
37:07Excuse me, gentlemen.
37:08I think I spotted an old friend.
37:10I'm just ribbing you, Scott.
37:12You know your parents would be so proud of you, right?
37:15Your mom especially.
37:17She would have just been thrilled.
37:18Thanks, Tom.
37:21Thanks.
37:21Excuse me.
37:25Hey.
37:26Okay?
37:27Yeah.
37:28Yeah.
37:28I should be used to it.
37:29I'm Kip, right?
37:39Christopher.
37:40Money's all dressed up.
37:41I'm Elena.
37:42Nice to meet you, Elena.
37:44I'm Scott.
37:44Pleasure.
37:45Scott.
37:45You look beautiful.
37:47You both do.
37:49Oh.
37:50Sorry.
37:51Yeah.
37:51We both clean up pretty well.
37:58Okay.
37:58If I go get more drinks, do you promise to start talking, Christopher?
38:01Yes.
38:02Of course.
38:02Great.
38:03Another beer, Scott?
38:04That'd be lovely.
38:05Are you enjoying the evening?
38:13I am.
38:14Are you?
38:16Looking forward to the after party, honestly.
38:22Touched this perfectly.
38:24Thanks.
38:25And thanks.
38:27I mean, you didn't have to.
38:28I wanted to.
38:33Okay.
38:35Elena knows.
38:38And I'm sorry.
38:40Yeah.
38:41I kind of got that.
38:43It's okay.
38:44She's discreet, right?
38:46Yeah.
38:47Totally.
38:47Totally.
38:48I just...
38:49She kind of figured it out.
38:50And I guess I had to tell someone.
38:53It's okay.
38:54Really?
38:55Yeah.
38:59This is so weird.
39:02Yeah.
39:03We should leave early.
39:04As soon as I do my speech.
39:05Not before you dance with me.
39:07Pardon?
39:08I want to dance.
39:10Elena's a killer.
39:12But how could I possibly say no?
39:19So, what are your intentions with my kid?
39:22I'm serious.
39:24He's crazy about you.
39:26I'm crazy about him, too.
39:27I really am.
39:28He's also miserable.
39:30Are you miserable, too?
39:35No.
39:38Wait.
39:39What do you mean?
39:40Nobody wants to be kept a secret.
39:42He's not.
39:43He is.
39:46Eyes on me, handsome.
39:47I'm doing my best.
39:52I love him.
39:53I just can't do better right now.
39:56I...
39:56I've been honest.
39:58I know.
39:59And he's so in love with you that he'll put up with it.
40:04But it's killing him.
40:06I'm not saying any of this to be mean.
40:13I'm really not.
40:14And you seem great.
40:16But he's great, too.
40:22He deserves the best.
40:26He deserves sunshine.
40:27And so do you.
40:47It's my birthday on Sunday.
40:50I know.
40:51I've already got the key to her going up.
40:53Surf and turf.
40:55Because we're not choosing.
40:57You know, uh, the Kingfisher?
41:00It's the bar I told you about where I watch all your games?
41:03Mm-hmm.
41:04A couple of my friends are throwing me just like a little party there.
41:08It's not even really a party.
41:10It's just hanging out or whatever.
41:12Right.
41:13It's a...
41:14It's a gay bar.
41:15But it's not a club.
41:17It's just a bar.
41:18It's honestly more of a hockey bar now, thanks to me.
41:21It's too.
41:22And I was thinking that you could just come as my friend.
41:25As somebody who buys smoothies from me.
41:28I mean, Maria knows.
41:29My friend Sean knows.
41:31They know that you buy smoothies from me.
41:38I can't.
41:39I can't do that.
41:45I wish I could.
41:46I want to.
41:49I want to tell everyone.
41:52I want people to know you're mine.
41:55That I love you.
41:57I love you too.
41:59Soon, maybe.
42:00Maybe.
42:00I mean, in a few years.
42:09I know.
42:10I know how it sounds.
42:12But it'll go by quickly.
42:13I promise.
42:15And then we can be normal with, like...
42:17Like other people.
42:18I heard what you said in your speech tonight.
42:26And I know that they're your family.
42:29And that you feel responsible for them.
42:31And I get that, Scott.
42:32I really, really get that.
42:35But...
42:36I have a family too.
42:40And...
42:41I keep lying to them.
42:42And I don't want to.
42:46And I miss them.
42:47I miss my dad.
42:51Sorry.
42:52That's not what I meant.
42:53It's okay.
42:54I know what you meant.
42:59I'm gonna go home tonight.
43:03I need to.
43:33Thank you for coming.
43:34For those of you who've attended before,
43:38feel free to ignore my sob story
43:39and go straight to the bar.
43:42But for those of you who don't know it,
43:44here's the short version.
43:47My parents were both junior hockey coaches.
43:52And they were hit by a drunk driver
43:54when I was 12 years old.
43:57Mercifully for them, they died instantly.
44:00Mercifully for me,
44:03the St. Thomas Scholarships existed.
44:04I didn't have anybody else to help me.
44:10I had a lot of memories,
44:12a love of hockey,
44:13and a huge hole in my heart.
44:17St. Thomas filled it with hope.
44:20The hope of a new family.
44:23Things weren't always easy.
44:25You know, they never are for anybody.
44:27But in hockey, I found what I was missing.
44:32First at my high school,
44:34then later at college,
44:35and now here with the Admirals.
44:37And I never looked back
44:39because I never had to.
44:41The family I craved,
44:46the family that I needed,
44:47that I still need today,
44:50hockey gave it to me.
44:53And St. Thomas gave me hockey.
44:55So from the bottom of my heart,
44:59I want to thank you all
45:00for being here tonight
45:01and for supporting this cause
45:03because it's not just a scholarship.
45:05It's everything that comes with it.
45:08It's a whole world,
45:09a whole life.
45:10It's, uh...
45:13It's everything.
45:34Get up.
45:35Hey, Dad.
45:37Hey, the prodigal son.
45:38Return to home.
45:39Look, I got, uh...
45:41Some mail here for a certain someone
45:43and it's pretty heavy.
45:45Oh, uh...
45:47Hey.
45:54Hey.
45:55My boy.
45:57Come here.
45:58What's up?
45:59Whoa.
46:01Hey.
46:02I'm sorry.
46:03But what?
46:03You got nothing to be sorry for, silly.
46:06Whoa.
46:10Whoa.
46:10Whoa.
46:18Wait, no wait.
46:19Here's a truly 26
46:20and a bull buck ride.
46:22Congrats, When you're talking.
46:23Oh, be a man.
46:26Yeah.
46:29Oh, man.
46:29Oh, man.
46:30Oh, man.
46:31Oh, man.
46:31Oh, man.
46:32Oh.
46:33Oh.
46:33Oh, man.
46:34Oh, man.
46:35Oh, man.
46:36Oh, man.
46:36Oh, man.
46:37Oh, man.
46:37Oh, man.
46:38Hey, good dress, man.
46:57It's a cool middle fucking game.
46:59Yeah, totally.
47:08I was the price of being young.
47:30Tie me up with that love.
47:34Shiver down my empty spine.
47:36Oh, what's the price of being young?
47:42I think her lips are close to mine.
47:48Her eyes are loosely gone.
47:51Painted nails have fallen off.
47:54I think her lips are close to mine.
47:57I think her lips are close to mine.
48:16I think her lips are close to mine.
48:22You
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