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00:00Previously on Hitted Rivalry
00:02Why the fuck do you think it's okay to sex me before the game?
00:08You were hurt, weren't you?
00:10Wow, this Montreal girl works you up, brother.
00:12You're straight up blushing, Russ.
00:14Never in life have I blashed. Russians do not do this.
00:16Obviously, we won't see each other during the games, right?
00:19Russia's been eliminated from metal contention.
00:21A hard pill to swallow from Ilya Rosanoff.
00:24You're not ashamed?
00:25I'm ashamed, father.
00:26You didn't answer my texts.
00:28Go away, Hollander. We are not anything.
00:31What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
00:33You won't even acknowledge I exist, so yeah,
00:35what the fuck do you actually want from me?
00:38I need you.
00:40Tell me.
00:42I need you.
00:58Marlow cutting through center, drops it back for Rosanoff, who's all alone.
01:03Rosanoff beats.
01:04He scores!
01:05Hollander on the ice for both of Rosanoff's goals tonight.
01:09What?
01:12Having a good night?
01:14That's nice.
01:15I think there's still time for a head track.
01:17What should I do now, or wait a second?
01:19Because, I don't know, last second is more fun, but...
01:22Rosanoff scores!
01:25Rosanoff scores!
01:27Hollander's really gonna want that last one back.
01:29The Montreal captain wants this whole night back.
01:32Oh, man.
01:40My mood, my man, so changeable and such a laughable friend to me.
01:47My care, my coat, leave all the high note.
01:51There's nowhere to go, your love.
01:55High on my sleeve, not where they should be.
01:59The songs I don't care.
02:01I don't care, my room's fine face.
02:05My day in the face is the calendar page again.
02:11Take us all, take it easy on me.
02:15Shares some light, shed some light on me, please.
02:19Take us all.
02:19Show me that label.
02:21Take it easy on me.
02:22All right, and that's the freeze camera.
02:25That's like a monkey hard.
02:26I just respect this.
02:27Yeah, yeah.
02:57Take it easy on me, shed some light, shed some light on me, please.
03:04Take it slow, take it easy on me, shed some light, shed some light on me, please.
03:13For the first time in 16 years, the Montreal Metros are hoisting the MLH Cup.
03:18What a feeling it must be for Captain Shane Hollander.
03:27Oh, my God.
03:57All right, Shane, you're good?
04:03You're ready to go?
04:04Yes.
04:05Am I walking just a bit of a video, okay?
04:07That's great, Shane.
04:08Over your shoulder.
04:09It's going to be great, okay?
04:10Take it look through the camera, directly to the camera.
04:12Get that mark, give me that pose.
04:14God, see it.
04:14Keep all the high, no, there's nowhere to go at all.
04:20Heart on my sleeve, not barely shaking.
04:24Those songs I don't care, again.
04:28Take it slow, take it easy on me, shed some light, shed some light on me, please.
04:35Take it slow, take it easy on me, shed some light, shed some light on me, shed some light on me, please.
04:45Can we call it a dynasty?
04:47Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros are your MLH champions for the second year in a row.
04:53Not since Chicago in the late 90s have we seen a team take home back-to-back cups.
04:59I can't, I can't, leave all the high, no.
05:02There's nowhere to go, there's nowhere to go.
05:06Take it slow, take it easy on me, shed some light, shed some light on me, please.
05:14Take it slow, take it easy on me, shed some light, shed some light on me, please.
05:22Take it slow, take it easy on me, please.
05:52Take it slow, take it easy on me, please.
05:54Take it easy on me, please.
05:59I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad
06:29She's what?
06:48Pregnant.
06:49Jackie's pregnant.
06:52Again?
06:53Jesus Christ, man.
06:55You gotta work on your lying.
06:57Hayden, what great news.
06:58Hayden, I'm so happy for you.
07:00No, I mean a fourth kid.
07:01That's awesome, man.
07:02Really.
07:03Holy shit, dude.
07:06Ruby, Emma, slow down.
07:08I mean, she's fucking boring, man.
07:10Fair enough.
07:12Ruby?
07:13Ruby!
07:14How do you know it's Ruby?
07:15Because she's a beast.
07:17So?
07:18So what?
07:20So when are you going to join me in this nightmare?
07:22Jeez, hey, you want to get me pregnant, too?
07:24I don't think I'm ready.
07:26I think I still have some good hockey left in me.
07:28You're an asshole.
07:29Have you ever talked to that ex of yours?
07:31Was it Jennifer?
07:32Uh, Jessica.
07:33Jessica.
07:34You ever hit that?
07:35Don't say hit that.
07:36Oh, sorry, Virgin Mary.
07:38I'm not.
07:39Here.
07:40Tag.
07:40You are it.
07:41Let's go see Uncle Shane.
07:43Oh, yeah.
07:44Look, I'm just saying, man.
07:46If you ever do, you could, like, bring her around, you know?
07:49You could do a couple stuff.
07:49It'd be fun.
07:50We're not.
07:51I mean, she's...
07:53I don't see her anymore.
07:54I think she's engaged or something.
07:56Fair enough.
07:57So, um...
07:58Jackie is this friend, right?
08:01Paid.
08:01What?
08:02Dude, she's fucking hot.
08:04She teaches, like, mommy yoga or something?
08:06I don't know.
08:06Maybe it's just stretching, but she's seriously fucking hot.
08:08And she's funny.
08:09Swear jar two times.
08:11Oh, fuck.
08:11Three.
08:13Okay.
08:13Come on, man.
08:14Why not?
08:14Can I just show you her Insta?
08:16Fine.
08:17Yes.
08:17Okay.
08:17Good.
08:18Jackie will be happy.
08:19We both have to make your wife happy now?
08:20Yeah, damn right we do.
08:21If you want her to keep making her gross food and keeping my house stocked with ginger ale.
08:25Oh, Jesus Christ.
08:27Ruby, you're gonna kill her.
08:31Tell your dad to leave me alone.
08:35Um, excuse me?
08:37Are you Shane Hollander?
08:39Yeah.
08:40Oh, my God.
08:40Can we get a picture with you?
08:43Um, I kind of have my hands full for a moment.
08:47Um, could you hold his baby for him, please, so we can get a picture?
08:54Hold his baby.
08:55I'm sorry, buddy.
08:57Hey, first of all, it's my fucking baby.
08:59Four times.
09:00And second.
09:00Oh, wait, do I have other kids?
09:02Oh, you're the worst one.
09:05You can't say stuff like that to her.
09:06It's true.
09:07And second, they didn't even fucking recognize me.
09:09Ding, ding, ding.
09:10We've hit five times.
09:11That's what I'm supposed to text Jackie.
09:12Oh, come on.
09:13Daddy!
09:13Narc!
09:14Narc!
09:14Narc, no!
09:15Narc!
09:16I'm getting a vasectomy.
09:17Way too late.
09:18But this is Shane Hollander's fortress of solitude.
09:24Here in Eastern Quebec is a house he had built on a private lake.
09:29It's my favorite place on earth and my parents' cottage, the one I grew up spending my summers at, is 10 minutes away.
09:33I'm ready.
09:34I'm ready.
09:35Well, maybe you decided, that we were staying, that we were staying, that we were waiting for to watch.
09:38And no matter what.
09:40Sorry.
09:42It's a waste of time, that I feel like I'm not in the office.
09:46But he's really beautiful, yeah?
09:49Well, I'm not in the office.
09:50I'm not in the office.
09:51I'm not in the office.
09:52I'm not in the office.
09:56You're welcome now?
10:00You're welcome?
10:01No.
10:02You know me.
10:05So, you're serious?
10:08No.
10:11Even with Jane?
10:15What?
10:17You've been a few years following.
10:18I thought it was something serious.
10:21or something like that?
10:26Nothing serious about it.
10:28In general.
10:31Okay.
10:32Sasha will say hello.
10:44I'm heading out for a bit.
10:46Cool.
10:48To meet a friend.
10:50Nice.
10:51I'll be back later.
10:53I won't wait up.
10:55It's not like that.
10:57It's just a friend.
10:59So, Lily's just a buddy?
11:02What?
11:03Chill out, man.
11:04I know you text some girl named Lily.
11:05I don't.
11:06Okay, go get laid, weirdo.
11:09Or don't.
11:11I don't care.
11:12Actually, I hope you do.
11:13You always play better after.
11:14Go fuck yourself.
11:15Oh, I plan to.
11:16Probably more than once.
11:17Love a hotel room.
11:18Gross.
11:19Bye.
11:20Oh.
11:21Oh, yeah.
11:22Oh, yeah.
11:23Oh, yeah.
11:24Ah...
11:48Hey, take my shoes off.
11:49No, you're in there.
11:50Wow, wow, this place is great.
12:03Did you get this built or do you know who did it?
12:07Mr. Real Estate.
12:09That's not what I meant, I just, you think we need to talk?
12:12No, after.
12:13OK.
12:20Oh, my God.
12:31Oh, my God.
12:38Oh, my God.
12:42Oh, my God.
12:44I should go.
13:02Or you could stay.
13:08Stay.
13:13Yours tonight.
13:16I'm not done with you.
13:19And we have afternoon game tomorrow, so no morning practice.
13:23I told Hayden.
13:25Is it your mother?
13:27No.
13:28No, he's not.
13:29Fuck off.
13:31Who cares what you told Hayden?
13:35Stay.
13:43OK.
13:47OK.
13:49OK.
13:50OK.
13:51OK.
14:05I'm hungry.
14:12For what?
14:14For food, for more.
14:16Hey.
14:31You like to melt?
14:31You want to make me tuna melts?
14:36I was going to make one for me.
14:37I can make two.
14:40You head to Florida after this, right?
14:43Yeah, right after the game.
14:45Tampa, then Sunrise.
14:46Then we go to Dallas and St. Louis.
14:48Ah, all the hot spots.
14:52Ginger ale cold enough?
14:54Yeah, it's great.
14:56Good.
14:58Food will be ready soon.
15:01Jesus Christ.
15:04You know this guy, Ryan Price?
15:07Yeah, if I'm playing against him and not wanting to fight him.
15:11You did a season with him, right?
15:12Hmm.
15:13He is not what you would think.
15:15How so?
15:17Like, he's quiet.
15:19Doesn't talk.
15:22Keeps to himself.
15:23Not bad guy.
15:24Doesn't make friends.
15:26Well, he gets traded every season.
15:28Tough to make friends that way.
15:30And probably he wants to get traded again.
15:33Buffalo is terrible.
15:35Yeah, and their team sucks too.
15:36And people say you're not funny.
15:42They do?
15:43Yeah.
15:44They say you're boring too.
15:45Who says that?
15:46Me.
15:49What's your favorite city to play in?
15:52On the road?
15:52I like New York.
15:55Guys, it's New York.
15:57They fucking hate me there.
15:59They hate you everywhere.
16:00They know.
16:01Not Florida.
16:03He's full of Boston people.
16:05And you?
16:08I like Ottawa.
16:09Because it's my hometown.
16:11Toronto, Winnipeg.
16:12I'm happy they have a team again.
16:16What?
16:17Are those boring answers?
16:18Yes.
16:18Well, I like the hot places too.
16:23Hot like weather hot.
16:25Oh, okay.
16:26LA is hot.
16:28Hot women.
16:30Yeah, sure.
16:31I mean, there are hot women everywhere.
16:36There is a girl I like you very much.
16:38Svetlana.
16:41Oh.
16:43She's a friend from Russia.
16:46Her father was famous goaltender of Soviet.
16:48She knows everything about hockey.
16:54Cool.
16:55And she likes you very much.
16:58Oh.
17:00That's nice.
17:06So, she's like your girlfriend?
17:08No, no.
17:08Nothing like that.
17:10She's old friend.
17:12Sometimes we fuck, but...
17:15She's busy these days.
17:16You know, new business, selling fancy cars.
17:19Sounds perfect for you.
17:22Yes, it's close to that.
17:24Right.
17:27But what?
17:30But it's nothing more than that.
17:33We're either of us.
17:35But it's nice to have regular women like that around.
17:38You think she's the only woman in Boston who'd sleep with you?
17:42Mm-mm.
17:44I think I will find someone else.
17:50But you know me.
17:52I'm lazy, so...
17:53I don't know if that's out of you at all.
18:03No, stay, stay.
18:05I'll give it.
18:05I don't know if that's out of you.
18:17You like them?
18:20Yeah.
18:22Girls.
18:25Oh, yeah, sure.
18:27Of course I do.
18:28I never hear about you at girls.
18:33It's private.
18:36Right, private.
18:37I keep a lot of things private.
18:40Obviously.
18:45I like girls.
18:46Yeah, no shit.
18:48But I also like you.
18:51Lucky me.
18:53Not this person, of course.
18:56Of course not, I'm boring.
18:57I bet you have a good mouth.
18:59I bet you have a good mouth.
18:59I bet you have a good mouth.
19:27Where is Alexei?
19:30My brother, Alexei.
19:32Is he there with you?
19:34You're in front of me?
19:37Paulina, you're there?
19:40Paulina, she's your wife.
19:42Dad.
19:44Dad.
19:45Okay.
19:46Calm down.
19:47I'll call Alexei.
19:52You're still hungry?
20:17No, no, thank you.
20:19That was great.
20:20Good.
20:25How was your father?
20:30How do you speak Russian, huh?
20:32I know the word for father.
20:33I think that's...
20:38I know the word for children.
20:43Oh.
20:46I don't know how you use Salesforce.
20:48I don't know what the way it takes on your life.
20:53I offer you.
20:53I don't know.
20:54I don't know.
20:54I don't know.
20:55I don't know.
20:55I don't know.
20:55I don't know what the name is.
20:56I'm gonna let you please.
20:57I don't know.
20:59I don't know.
21:00It's true.
23:00Oh...
23:02Oh...
23:04Oh...
23:16Oh...
23:18Fuck.
23:19I'm a machine.
23:25Elliot.
23:49I should, uh, I should go, um, I should go, I shouldn't stay, I can't, team meeting in the morning, I forgot, so, okay, you forgot team meeting, thank you for the tuna meal,
24:16um, uh, I'm sorry, just, I can't, I can't, I can't do this, I'm sorry,
24:46are we expecting someone else?
24:57Oh, no, it's just the three of us, thank you.
25:01Honey, have you decided about Wimbledon? Rolex really wants you there.
25:05I think they're worried their box is too Tennessee, I think.
25:10Does that mean too white?
25:11I thought you liked your deal with Rolex.
25:15I do.
25:16Well, you certainly love the money and they're great seats, I mean, they're next to a prince, or, no, actually, a Swedish princess.
25:23I don't think I should skip training.
25:25Well, meeting a Swedish princess could be fun, right?
25:29I don't have time for that right now, Mom, all my time is scheduled.
25:31No, I just meant...
25:32I get, like, two weeks off a year, I don't want to spend it next to someone I don't know, trying to make conversation about what, Swedish politics?
25:39Okay.
25:40Can I get anyone a drink?
25:42We'll take this Chablis, please.
25:44Three glasses?
25:45Uh, uh, ginger ale, please.
25:46Oh, we don't have that.
25:47Sparkling water?
25:49Sure, thank you.
25:51I'm sure you could have a glass of wine, if that's what you want.
25:54No, I can't. Not during the season.
25:59Shane.
26:02Yeah?
26:03Is everything all right?
26:04Why, because I don't want wine?
26:06Well, you just seem tense.
26:08I'm fine.
26:10Well, I think a little trip to London next summer for Wimbledon, just the three of us, would be fun.
26:17And I think you should think about it.
26:19You could make a week of it.
26:20Go to a play, see big band. You loved it when you were a kid.
26:25You guys should go. You'd have a great time. You're the tennis fan, Dad.
26:29They're not going to send us the tickets, honey. It's you they want. We're just the parents. You're the main attraction.
26:35Well, then I'll just lie, tell them I'm coming. They won't kick you out, and you can just tell them I'm sick or something.
26:41Honey, I don't want you to lie. That's not who you are.
26:46Sorry, I'm in a weird mood.
26:52It's okay.
26:55Anything you want to talk about?
26:58Let's, um, let's think about London. Maybe it could be fun.
27:01I'm just going to use the washroom.
27:06Swedish princess?
27:09I don't know.
27:09Hey, man.
27:22Hollander, what the fuck are you doing right now?
27:25I was about to, um...
27:26Bullshit. Get your ass to the Milan, baby.
27:29My buddy, Francois, the chef. You remember him?
27:31Oh, yeah.
27:32He's having an after-hours thing at his restaurant, and get this.
27:35JJ.
27:36The cast of the X-Squad movie they're filming in town is here.
27:41All of them?
27:42I don't fucking know. Get down here.
27:44You remember the restaurant, right?
27:45Le Tambou?
27:46I don't know.
27:47I don't know.
27:52Yes, you bitch.
27:56Look at this huge.
27:59Okay, guys, this one never leaves his fucking house.
28:02Tonight is our meatloaf.
28:03Do you have any ginger ale?
28:10I mean, I do, but...
28:12Actually, just a beer, please.
28:14Whatever you have on tap.
28:15Shane Hollander?
28:16Whatever he wants here.
28:25You keep it, then.
28:29It's an honor.
28:29Cool crowd, huh?
28:36Shit?
28:37Bunch of famous actors are here tonight.
28:39Rose Landry's here, man.
28:41She his?
28:42Yeah.
28:43I might be needing another one of these.
28:44I know.
28:45I know.
28:46Yeah, she's crazy.
28:58I know.
28:59Yeah.
29:00Oh.
29:01Yeah.
29:07All right.
29:08All right.
29:09are you here to help me finish these fries
29:18the chef gave them to me and they were really good i'm not going to fit in my costume if i eat them
29:25all oh jesus christ these are so good i'm rose by the way i'm shane i'm wow i'm a big fan
29:39would you be surprised to know that i'm a fan of yours really i'm a michigan girl with three brothers
29:48i'm a fry shane hollander detroit's not going to go easy on you tomorrow night
30:01um i was eight and i played this girl who gets kidnapped and held for ransom wow by bill paxton
30:13that is terrible he was actually pretty nice to me and it was good practice getting kidnapped all right
30:20i've been kidnapped in no less than four movies including the one i'm doing right now
30:24fuck you you didn't hear that no they literally have me murdered if they find out i told you
30:33my lips are sealed
30:37okay your turn well i've never been kidnapped i mean there have been threats not what i meant
30:45shane hollander eight years old paint me a picture
30:56well i'm definitely on the ice somewhere
31:00the the scouting and crazy stuff can start for another couple years so probably just having fun
31:04did it stop being fun no well i mean kind of i love it but it got more intense so i guess i kind
31:18of got more intense too if that makes sense yeah it does
31:25and i i bet that being the only asian kid didn't make it less intense
31:30i wasn't the only one there was one other
31:37he hated me though i have a western last name so it's like the other
31:42kids kind of forgot to make fun of me and i bet you're pretty good too right i was all right
31:53uh john tapped out at ncaa thank you um but he still made it to the frozen form princeton that's
31:59amazing he's an agent now naturally uh and peter's in the ahl i'm drafted but hey still not
32:08nothing not nothing indeed
32:12so this isn't your first time in montreal though right uh no i was here a few years ago shooting this
32:20horrible fbi movie underdark kidnapped come on no i i fly a lot i watch a lot of movies you know that
32:28would be so bad it's not great no it's horrible you're really good i'm so bad no you're good
32:35well i'm barely in it i was here for a week and it was the summer
32:39kind of different into winter though right michigan remember your winter doesn't scare me
32:44so um are you going to be in town a little while this time
32:56i'm going to be in town a little while this time i put it on my visa hey don't want you to go
33:05take you inside to show you i'm real i'm real
33:09block it fm baby i wanna be dancing with you push it fm baby
33:15i will be taking you
33:30ross ross you gotta see this you're gonna
33:32shit man no i know right she's like a huge movie star how the
33:43fk did you even meet her during the season she's shooting a film in montreal
33:45how the fk do you know it says it right there the two met at a mutual friends party according
33:50to unnamed sources i've never seen rose this happy the source goes on to say
33:53i'd be fk happy if i was banging rose fk landry
34:18and there's rose landry wearing a shane hollander jersey that's gonna upset some
34:22detroit fans
34:34ah seems to be getting a reaction out of the metro's bench
34:44no confirmation yet from rose landry's camp but the star seems quite happy to let tongues wag
34:50about her new love as long as he doesn't spoil anything about the highly anticipated x squad
34:55sequel movie stars and athletes seem to have a hard time resisting each other these days don't they
34:59well it's hard to blame either one they are definitely one hot couple they are five hey i was watching that here
35:08oh
35:09still jockeying for the top spot in the atlantic division and the eastern conference at large
35:25shane hollander and the montreal metros will look to put some distance tonight between themselves
35:30and their arch rivals the boston raiders but we'll see what ilia rosanoff has to say about that
35:46oh
35:56oh
36:00Go get him, buddy.
36:29Go to Rust.
36:30In a listless effort, the visiting Boston Raiders managed four shots on goal in the
36:37third period.
36:38If you can call 1-0 a victory, and I guess Montreal will take what they can get tonight,
36:43but where on the ice was Shane Hollander?
36:46Where was Ilya Rosanoff?
36:56Fuck this shit.
36:57I need to get laid.
37:00Let's go out.
37:01Where?
37:03We're in Montreal.
37:04We find a fucking club.
37:07Tell people!
37:08Marnie?
37:09Excuse me.
37:10Jesus.
37:13Hi handsome.
37:24Running through my head
37:25All the things you said
37:26All the things you said
37:30All the things you said
37:31All the things you said
37:31Hi, handsome.
37:37Good game tonight, babe?
37:39No, it wasn't.
37:40No, it wasn't.
37:42But you won.
37:43I need a beer.
37:44I bet you do.
37:45Did you watch the game, too?
37:46Yeah, I watched a few clips on Rose's phone,
37:48but it was sweaty blood.
37:50Miles, don't be terrible.
37:51I have no problem watching sweaty players.
37:54Okay, I want to dance.
37:57I don't know.
37:58I'm beat.
37:58Come on, I never get to do this.
38:00Okay, that is a lie.
38:01Hey, I want to dance with Shane.
38:02Yeah, that makes two of us.
38:04Miles, get a champagne.
38:15Sorry about that.
38:17Can I have one more, please?
38:24All the things you said
38:25All the things you said
38:27All the things you said
38:29All the things you say, all the things you say
38:31And I'm all mixed up, feeling cornered and rushed
38:54They say it's my fault, but I wonder so much
38:56When I fly her away, for the summer rain
38:59Coming over my face, worship away all the shame
39:02When I stop and stare, don't worry me
39:04Cause I'm feeling for her, what she's feeling for me
39:07I can try to pretend, I can try to forget
39:10But it's driving me mad, going out of my head
39:13All the things you say, all the things you say
39:20All the things you say, all the things you say
39:23All the things you say, all the things you say
39:28All the things you say, all the things you say
39:30All the things you say, all the things you say
39:32All the things you say, all the things you say
39:33All the things you say, all the things you say
39:34All the things you say, all the things you say
39:36All the things you say, all the things you say
39:37All the things you say, all the things you say
39:38All the things you say, all the things you say
39:40All the things you say, all the things you say
39:41All the things you say, all the things you say
39:42All the things you say, all the things you say
39:43All the things you say, all the things you say
39:44All the things you say, all the things you say
39:45All the things you say, all the things you say
39:46All the things you say, all the things you say
39:47All the things you say, all the things you say
39:47Oh
40:17Oh
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