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03:36goals than the other team.
03:38And how about that other team?
03:40Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
03:42He had a hat trick last week, and he's almost
03:44caught up to you in the scoring race. Want to know what he had to
03:46say about that this morning? No, I'll listen if he actually catches
03:48up to me. Thanks, guys.
05:06Wow, this Montreal girl works you up, brother.
05:24Shut your idiot face, Marley.
05:26You're straight up blushing, Ross.
05:27No. Never in life have I blushed.
05:30Most Russians do not do this.
05:37Again. Again.
05:38Again. Again.
05:39Again.
05:40Again.
05:40He will murder me.
05:47Maybe.
05:48Maybe.
05:48Get in.
05:54Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
05:57What the fuck?
05:58You were hard, weren't you?
06:00For how long?
06:00The whole game.
06:02Such a fucking ass.
06:04You missed me, didn't you?
06:06I fucking did it.
06:08And I still beat your ass.
06:09Oh, barely.
06:16Wow, nice place.
06:18Thanks.
06:18I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one, right next door.
06:26I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
06:31Mr. Businessman.
06:32Shut up.
06:33Mr. Landlord.
06:35You asked.
06:36No, I didn't.
06:50So where do you want me?
06:52In the kitchen, on the floor.
06:55Fuck you.
07:00Did your mom buy all these pillows?
07:01No.
07:03Did I hire someone?
07:05A designer.
07:07You think there is enough?
07:09He's such an asshole.
07:12I think maybe you'll like it.
07:15I'm going to smell the cigarettes from here.
07:17I had one.
07:18You shouldn't be smoking.
07:20You shouldn't be talking.
07:25Come here.
07:26No, you come here.
07:27No, you come here.
07:28No, you come here.
07:35No, you come here.
07:36No, you come here.
07:41It's the long.
07:43I still want.
07:44Don't worry, it will fit.
08:03Wow, wow.
08:05We think this will be enough.
08:07Fuck off.
08:14Where were you?
08:22Where were you?
08:30Please don't go.
08:37Please don't go.
08:44Oh, my God.
08:52He's okay.
08:53You think you're okay?
08:54You think you're okay?
08:59You think you're okay?
09:00You think you're okay?
09:05You think you're okay?
09:06You think you're okay?
09:07You think you're okay?
09:11You think you're okay?
09:12You think you're okay?
09:13You think you're okay?
09:17I don't know.
09:19It's you.
09:26It's you.
09:28It's you.
09:30It's you.
09:34It's you.
09:36It's you.
09:40It's so okay.
09:42Oh, Jesus Christ.
10:05Are you...
10:07Oh, God.
10:12Oh, God.
10:32Now the bed's all dead.
10:34What?
10:36Shut up.
10:38I will shower now, okay?
10:44You killed me, Lunder.
10:54I'm dead.
10:56That was so fucking hot.
11:00You killed me, Lunder.
11:02I'm dead.
11:04That was so fucking hot.
11:06Worth the wait.
11:08That was so fucking hot.
11:16Worth the wait.
11:18I should go.
11:19I should go.
11:22It's you.
11:23It's you.
11:26It's you.
11:27It's you.
11:28It's you.
11:29It's you.
11:30It's you.
11:31I should go.
11:32It's you.
11:34It's you.
11:38It's you.
11:39So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
11:43Oh, right.
11:45Your family must be happy there in Russia.
11:50Yes.
11:51My parents are pretty psyched for me.
11:53They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4 a.m. to watch every game.
12:00I bet your parents will be there, right?
12:03My father, yes.
12:05Maybe my brother, but who knows.
12:08Cool.
12:09Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
12:13Dreaming about what? Bronze medal?
12:15You fucking wish, dude.
12:20Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
12:24Don't fuck yourself, Rosno.
12:27Such a good trick.
12:29Your cab is definitely here.
12:40Bye.
12:43Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
12:52For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi.
12:58What an embarrassing and too embarrassing year for the Russian men's hockey team.
13:03A hard bill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as his country's captain.
13:11A hard bill to swallow on all mice, and the car is still asleep.
13:16A hard bill to swallow on all mice, and the car is still asleep.
13:33All in there. What's up, motherfucker?
13:39Boys.
13:40Hey.
13:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
13:41Be nice, Vani.
13:42Nice? They fucking lost to Latvia.
13:44Did you see that game?
13:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
13:46A debacle.
13:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
13:50Uh, I don't know.
13:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
13:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
13:55Uh-uh.
13:55So you're gonna say this year, baby, we're fucking coming for you.
13:57Okay.
13:57Trust me.
13:58You look great in silver, Vani. Don't even stress.
14:00Oh, good one.
14:03Does your room have that smell?
14:05Yes. Yes, it does.
14:07Is it black mold?
14:08Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
14:10Yeah, he's probably right.
14:11The good news is, we're not gonna be here long.
14:13All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating.
14:15My buddy Joe is in that program.
14:16We train together.
14:17Would you guys be cool to do that?
14:19I'd love to show up for him.
14:20Hell yeah, man.
14:22Show up for any dude who's that brave.
14:24What do you mean?
14:25Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
14:30I mean, it's fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
14:34Hey, here's me.
14:35Russia is not safe for folks like that.
14:39Fucking balls of steel, man.
14:55Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
15:12Yeah, he did.
15:16I'm just gonna find the bathroom.
15:17Hey.
15:17I'm not here.
15:41I saw you up here.
15:45I wanted to see how you're doing.
15:46Fine.
15:48Go sit down.
15:51We are not anything.
15:55Go away, Olander.
15:56Are you okay?
16:05Please, go.
16:07You didn't answer my text.
16:10No, I did not answer your boring text.
16:12Now you go.
16:14Fine.
16:16Fuck.
16:17You need to meet me.
16:30Yes, father.
16:31minister still wants to meet you today evening,
16:36regardless of what.
16:39It's a shame to me.
16:41You have to be a shame.
16:43After yesterdays, you won't win...
16:48...Latviy.
16:50...Latviy.
16:52And he's still...
16:53How did you do this before?
16:55It's not a shame?
16:56It's not a shame.
16:58Not a shame.
16:59They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
17:02It's not a shame.
17:04It's a shame.
17:05It's not a shame.
17:06It's not a shame.
17:07It's not a shame that you showed up in childhood.
17:09I'm playing better than when I was at home.
17:12Our team was injured.
17:14The team didn't play.
17:16What?
17:17What is this American absurd?
17:19What is it?
17:20You're a captain.
17:21You make them play.
17:23You're always looking for someone who's guilty from childhood.
17:29What is it?
17:31Who did you do?
17:33Your mother?
17:34Your mother?
17:35She doesn't do this.
17:37No.
17:38No.
17:39He doesn't do this.
17:40How did you come down here?
17:41What?
17:42No.
17:43You're not.
17:44You're the father.
17:45You're the dad.
17:46You have a destaque.
17:47You're the father.
17:48You're the mother.
17:49You ever remember?
17:50I knew you were here in the cave.
17:52Where are you doing?
17:53What did you do?
17:54Where is it?
17:55Where are you?
17:56In Moscow?
17:59Of course.
18:00Of course.
18:01We need to go in the morning,
18:08so we can meet the minister.
18:13Yes.
18:16Ready?
18:17Let's go.
18:19Of course, he's always the same.
18:22He's always the same.
18:24He's always the same.
18:26He's always the same.
18:28He's always the same.
18:30I'm going to go to the United States.
18:33It's a good thing.
18:35It's a good thing.
18:37It's a good thing.
18:39It's always the problem.
18:42It's a good thing.
18:44You're not too much talking about.
18:50You're too much talking.
18:52You're my angel.
18:54You're too much talking,
18:56especially when it's about hockey.
18:58Only when we win, пап.
19:00I'm going to go to the bar.
19:02He needs to be another one.
19:05Look how she's behind us.
19:08From the same time.
19:11I'm an angel.
19:12It would be nice if you would have to remember.
19:14I want to drink.
19:16Maybe something interesting is.
19:18You're going to take me to the bar.
19:19It's an angel.
19:21It's an angel.
19:22It's an angel.
19:23It's an angel.
19:24It's an angel.
19:25It's an angel.
19:26.
19:35The name is Ilya.
19:40The name is Sasha.
19:46I think you've played well.
19:49I can't say thanks, but I know you didn't look for any player.
19:53If you were a whole life son of a coach for hockey, you were trying to avoid this.
19:58I sometimes call him a man.
20:01When I understand what he costs, call him a man.
20:04It doesn't matter for you.
20:07It doesn't matter?
20:08Why did you decide that?
20:09My father...
20:10Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
20:13You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
20:17And blame on these crazy games, when you have a real chance to win this year.
20:22Is it true?
20:23Yes, it is true.
20:24Huntry and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
20:26New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
20:30I think you will win this year in this year.
20:33In this year?
20:34Yes, in this year.
20:35Because I think he's traumatized.
20:39Where do you know all this?
20:41On the extra sense.
20:43With the traumatized brothers, you can't go there.
20:46As you've seen the team, you've shown us quite a bit.
20:49What?
20:50What?
20:51This is the West Coast.
20:52And then you can win.
20:53You can win whoever you want in the West.
20:56Chicago, not the past.
20:59In the final, it will be San Francisco.
21:02They are good, but too young.
21:05You won't win a month before I had a year.
21:09Thank you, it's time to sleep.
21:15Tomorrow you'll need to be perfect.
21:18You'll always be perfect.
21:20Right, but you'll need to agree with us.
21:24We'll see you later.
21:26See you later.
21:28Bye.
21:33Well, that's how it is, Sasha.
21:39Wow, that's cool.
21:42I just love this place.
21:45Clubs with my head.
21:48Girls are just beautiful.
21:52And boys...
21:55Well, you've seen French guys.
21:59Right, Elia?
22:02Yeahopfulled.
22:05I've seen French guys.
22:06Love chat 17Qa.
22:08Please, you have a problem,
22:09you tend to try faster.
22:12You tend to stick for me like her.
22:14Any idea do you disagree anyway?
22:17Do you question about it?
22:19Well, you know what?
22:23Rаньше ты был веселее у меня еще.
22:41Здесь? Серьезно?
22:45Опасность раньше возбуждала тебя.
22:49Если память меня не изменяет.
22:54Мы уже не дети, Саша.
22:58Да, это точно.
23:04Прекрати.
23:07Ладно, поехали куда-нибудь.
23:11Нет.
23:14Ладно, я найду вечеринку.
23:25Окей.
23:34Пока, Илья.
23:36Он рад тебя видеть.
23:37Он рад тебя видит.
23:52Окей.
23:54Капитан здесь.
23:55Что делать, Капитан?
23:59Джаби!
24:06Угры.
24:08over you cannot keep the beer that's not a rule you just made that up hollander is that a rule
24:13unfortunately it is fuck you hollander you can barely even grow one no no fuck you swedish
24:18inbred fuck it jay just fucking do it hey guys stop it boys it's starting turn it off it's game
24:26six and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak you know that ilia rosanoff wants this bad rosanoff
24:31and the raiders have been on fire since the olympic break a heartbreaking game for the
24:35russians seems to have only intensified the young boston captain he's on a chair scoring 10 goals
24:41over the past six playoff games okay listen the fuck up look i don't give a fuck how many goals
24:49i've scored i don't give a fuck how i played two fucking nights ago i don't need to think about
24:54that that was yesterday that was before now i only need one thing i need to win
25:04here at home tonight as much fun as it would be to go to california and humiliate them there
25:12but i want to hear our fans i want to hear them scream i want to fuck san francisco
25:20i know you can do it i've seen you fucking do it i've seen every one of you do it
25:27so leave it all the fuck out there tonight because this is our fucking night this is our fucking cup
25:39i can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup shane hates him the most
25:57what you hate rosenoff of course but he's very good at hockey the best probably uh no you're the
26:06fucking best all-handed okay not that animal shit show cock sucking russia
26:10and that is that the boston raiders are your mlh champions what a comeback story this year
26:18the captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs leading his team in block shots
26:24two shots against
26:26dork isley
26:26dork isley
26:31Wow, nice watch.
26:59I gave this to you for free.
27:00Where the fuck were you, Ron?
27:01Five seconds.
27:02Yeah, 25 seconds.
27:03Or even doing.
27:06And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award.
27:09I was busy.
27:10Was who?
27:11Elliot Rosenhoff and Shane Hall.
27:19But the most important thing...
27:22Is the frames we make along the way.
27:25Hey, before we give out next award,
27:28can I get a selfie with you?
27:30What?
27:31Come on.
27:32When will this ever happen again, buddy?
27:34Okay, fine, but hurry up.
27:42Great.
27:43Give me your number.
27:44I'll text them to you.
27:45No chance.
27:46And the Lord Tower Award for most sportsman-like player
27:50goes to...
27:51What?
27:53That was great.
28:08I'll watch this.
28:09What was that?
28:10I got one.
28:11What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
28:37You haven't answered a text for me in like six months.
28:41You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us and then it's for some fucking clown show.
28:47So yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
28:52Well?
28:56I want you to suck my dick.
28:57Oh fuck you, you are unbelievable.
29:00You suck my dick.
29:01I want you to suck my dick.
29:14Maybe yes, nicely.
29:22Please.
29:23If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick, you will have to ask nicer than that.
29:37Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
29:43Please.
29:56No.
30:00What?
30:01No.
30:02We will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring party after.
30:10And then, when you have been waiting all night, you will come back to my hotel room, and I will maybe, maybe, do more than just suck your dick.
30:22When did your English get so good?
30:29I, uh, I read the New Yorker now.
30:32Really?
30:33No.
30:34The New Yorker is boring.
30:37My dad loves it.
30:40Ah.
30:41So being boring is, is genetic.
30:44Wow.
30:45Genetic.
30:46Let's make a deal.
30:53If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
31:00And if you win?
31:02Good luck.
31:19Come in.
31:49Congratulations.
32:06Now take off your clothes.
32:09You're such an asshole.
32:19You're such a true love.
32:29You're such an ile I'm just a teenager.
32:34I'm staying in the living room.
32:41What?
32:55Just a lot of windows.
33:11Good. Now get on the bed.
33:27This is a good hotel. Very nice vodka. It's hard to find in America.
33:33Okay.
33:36Touch yourself.
33:38What?
33:38Show off for me. I want to watch you.
33:40You what?
33:42It's my special day, Hollander. I want to watch.
33:45I've never...
33:46No shit.
33:47Fuck you.
33:49Give me some vodka at least.
33:50No, no, no.
33:51Vodka is for after. It's your reward.
34:10Do you want to know how it feels?
34:29How it feels holding the cup.
34:34You fucking asshole.
34:36I can barely describe it. Oh my God, Hollander.
34:38Fuck.
34:51Fuck.
34:52Are you gonna fuck me?
35:02We will see.
35:06I need...
35:07What?
35:11You know, tell me.
35:15You.
35:21I need you.
35:22I need you.
35:36I need you.
35:37Do you know what?
35:39I need you.
35:41I need you.
36:13So Russia this year was something else.
36:26It's intense there.
36:32So are you heading back soon?
36:36Back.
36:37To Russia for the summer?
36:40Oh, yes.
36:43Why?
36:49What do you mean, why?
36:53Do you have to?
36:55There is no have to.
36:57It's home.
37:00Yeah, but I don't know.
37:03Is it safe?
37:06What do you mean, safe?
37:08I don't know.
37:11Do you even like it there?
37:13What difference does it make?
37:21A pretty big one, I think.
37:29I need to sleep.
37:30Oh.
37:34Yeah, me too, I should have.
37:44So, I'm off.
37:48Goodbye, Hollander.
37:48Bye, Hollander.
37:49Bye, Hollander.
37:50Bye, Hollander.
37:51Bye, Hollander.
37:52Bye, Hollander.
37:53Bye, Hollander.
37:54Bye, Hollander.
37:55Bye, Hollander.
37:56Bye, Hollander.
37:57Bye, Hollander.
37:58Bye, Hollander.
37:59Bye, Hollander.
38:00Bye, Hollander.
38:01Bye, Hollander.
38:02Bye, Hollander.
38:03Bye, Hollander.
38:04Bye, Hollander.
38:05Bye, Hollander.
38:06Bye, Hollander.
38:07Bye, Hollander.
38:08Bye, Hollander.
38:09Bye, Hollander.
38:10Bye, Hollander.
38:11Bye, Hollander.
38:12Bye, Hollander.
38:13Bye.
38:14Bye, Hollander.
38:15Bye, Hollander.
38:16Oh, my God.
38:46Oh, my God.
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