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00:00And I want to get to Tyler.
00:01I want to get Tyler's honest thoughts about this.
00:04Tyler, you got – you're going to be there?
00:06Are you going to be there for this?
00:07I'm going to be there officially, man.
00:09Cost me one of my kidneys on the black market,
00:12but I'm going to be a Kyle Field for the first ever playoff game, baby.
00:15Hey, give us a window.
00:18You don't have to give me the exact amount.
00:19I'll give you the exact amount.
00:20You know I don't care.
00:22Okay.
00:22Well, I'm just saying, you know it was a little something
00:24because Tyler said, boy, these tickets.
00:26Yeah.
00:26For him to let that guard down and start the conversation.
00:31Before you give us this, has this gone over the tickets to the UT A&M game last year?
00:40Yes.
00:40Because I thought that was a hot ticket.
00:41Okay.
00:42Yeah.
00:42Because you couldn't even stay in College Station no more.
00:44They had lost all the hotels.
00:48Where'd you have to stay?
00:49Hey, did you buy one for your wife too?
00:52Yes.
00:53Oh, so you double dip.
00:54They got you for two.
00:55Okay.
00:56Yeah.
00:56This wasn't one where the old lady said, hey, look, you go ahead and enjoy it.
00:59I got to get rid of these kids, man.
01:00Yeah, there's four of us going together.
01:03Okay.
01:03Oh, my God.
01:04All right.
01:04So let's hear it.
01:05What was the damage?
01:05Let's hear it.
01:06I got to get rid of these kids.
01:08Freaking $1,200 a ticket.
01:12A ticket?
01:13A ticket.
01:14I mean, and they're badass tickets.
01:16$2,400?
01:17I'm going to be enjoying the view.
01:19Trust that.
01:19They are amazing tickets.
01:22But, dude.
01:23Well, where are you going to tell me?
01:24Where does $2,500 get you?
01:26At the – in Kyle Field at the college football playoff.
01:29Yeah, you might as well take it up.
01:30By the way, well worth it.
01:31Oh, yeah.
01:32Oh, yeah.
01:32I'm right in the action, man.
01:34Well worth it.
01:34Near the 50-yard line down by the – down right up on the field.
01:38First stack.
01:38One of the first few.
01:39See, you didn't even have to do that, man.
01:41Yeah, well worth it, man.
01:42Good for you.
01:42First playoff game, man.
01:43Got to.
01:44I mean, you can't go around calling yourself maroon money and then back down from that $2,400
01:48it costs to get there now.
01:50Yeah, you could –
01:50True.
01:51I think you could have done it for the right.
01:52Hey, Ron wouldn't have went for half of it.
01:55Hell, I wouldn't have.
01:56He'd be hanging off the damn top of the top.
01:58No, listen, listen, Tyler, me and you are in a – we are in a similar thought.
02:02I don't like to sit high.
02:04I'm a ticket snob.
02:05And I feel like in my mind what I would have said for my – for what I would have said for my budget,
02:15I would have had to sit in and watch that on television.
02:18Ron –
02:19Hey, Ron –
02:19Tell me he does.
02:20Ron's –
02:20$2,400?
02:22Ron's budget doesn't match up with –
02:24Oh, the ambassadors better not lose that game.
02:26Oh, God.
02:27Hell no.
02:27Oh, they better not lose.
02:29They better not do you like they did you last time.
02:31You paid all that money for that UT game.
02:33You ain't live.
02:34Hey, hey, hey, and they pushed you to leave early, didn't they?
02:36Yeah, you got up and left that game before, didn't you?
02:38Yeah, technically, yeah, but –
02:40Oh, good for you, man.
02:41I'm glad you pulled the trigger, man.
02:43A good job.
02:44Are you going to stay there?
02:45Are you going to drive back and forth?
02:46Are you going to get drunk on Northgate?
02:48What's the deal?
02:48He's not driving.
02:49He's not driving back.
02:50Yeah, I don't know what the plan is, but I'm not driving back.
02:53If we are driving back, and I will be on Northgate after we beat the hell out of Miami.
02:57He don't drive from the station to Dyke.
03:00If you're going to drop, there's four of y'all going,
03:02and you're going to drop $2,400 on tickets.
03:05I think y'all should get a Sprinter van.
03:07I mean, how much is this?
03:09No, ballpark this.
03:11You know Tyler, and you know his company.
03:13How much do you think this weekend is?
03:16If we're starting at $2,400.
03:19Oh, the whole weekend for him and his wife?
03:21Him and his wife.
03:22I mean, how much do you think we're looking?
03:24Six?
03:25Ain't nobody got no money like Texas A&M.
03:28Jesus.
03:29I mean, maybe not.
03:31Probably a good guess.
03:31Five?
03:32Five?
03:32At least five.
03:33I think you're right.
03:34Because there's no plane tickets involved.
03:35It's just hotel room.
03:36It's still gas.
03:37Think about a party bus.
03:39Well, gas ain't going to put it.
03:40Gas ain't going to put it.
03:41Listen, when you're adding this.
03:43$2,500.
03:43I'm just saying, when you're adding all this up,
03:45I'm just saying, it's going to build up.
03:47Well, gas ain't going to make the spreadsheet, Brian.
03:49No, it is.
03:51Can't put a price on memories, bro.
03:53What spreadsheet you're talking about.
03:55Hey, Chief.
03:55God, I mean, drinking.
03:57You know, they ain't going to just do no bad dinner.
03:58They ain't going to.
04:00Chief, get you.
04:01Oh, Charlie's.
04:01Get you a badass Sprinter van.
04:05Pick you up.
04:08Take you over to College Station.
04:10You could even, if you didn't want to.
04:12I mean, if $2,400 is already pushing the budget.
04:14You might be on to some.
04:15You could have done this with the McNairs.
04:17If that's what you could have planned.
04:19No, no, no.
04:19Hear me out.
04:20Hear me out.
04:21Hear me out.
04:21I bet you can do Sprinter van over there and back for as much as you can,
04:29what you and your wife are going to spend on Northgate and in hotels.
04:33Again, I think you're pretty accurate with what you're laying out here.
04:37That might be the way to go.
04:38Now, you can wake up in your own bed, you can ride in luxury,
04:43and you can split the cost with whoever the couple is that's going.
04:46See, I'm looking at this like I'm a. . .
04:48You're not even making the Sprinter van.
04:49I'm just saying. . .
04:50You didn't even buy tickets.
04:51I'm just saying, Clint, if I'm Tyler, personally,
04:54I'm looking at this as if I'm a mid-market baseball team.
04:59All right, if I bought the tickets for $2,400, I've got to. . .
05:04You've got to save elsewhere.
05:05Yeah, I've got to pull it elsewhere.
05:07Now, all right, maybe we're looking at this day's end.
05:10So, look, he hates how the Astros operate, but it's really him.
05:14It's exactly how he operates.
05:16Yeah, but they don't have to, okay?
05:18They got Tyler's money.
05:19I'm just saying, maybe we get to this place and we go do a run at Walmart
05:23because we can't do Target.
05:24Oh, you're exhausted.
05:25Maybe we do a run at Walmart and get us some food in so we can save on going out.
05:30Buy bottles of liquor there, a little cheaper at Walmart.
05:33I'm just saying, if we're going to spend $2,400 on tickets,
05:36who knows what this parking situation is going to be.
05:38I mean, I'm just saying we've got to save somewhere else.
05:41The party is a party bus that would save you a parking.
05:44Chief, you spend $2,400 on tickets.
05:46Maybe it's not Sprite.
05:47Maybe it's Twister.
05:48Savings is out the window.
05:49Maybe it's not Dr. Pepper.
05:52Maybe it's Dr. Thunder.
05:53We're going all out.
05:54We're going to remember every minute of this trip.
05:56I just don't think we can go all out everywhere.
05:58I mean, could you guys imagine?
05:59I'm just saying.
06:00Hey, could you imagine, Tyler, could you imagine?
06:03There's nothing wrong with a Quinto.
06:04I mean, could you imagine how awful it would be if me, you, and Ron were going to this game?
06:10If me, you, and Ron, and he paid $1,200 for a ticket, and us three were going to go,
06:15could you imagine how miserable he's going to make it the rest of the way?
06:17I'm not going to make it miserable.
06:18I'm just, hey.
06:19I'd end up spending so much money because I'd be trying to get him to have a good time
06:23and stop worrying about it.
06:24We'd have to pay every tab just to keep him from embarrassing it.
06:27I won't let you do that.
06:28I know what I'm ordering.
06:30I'm telling you, I'd be down there with little airplane bottles in there.
06:34I mean, we've got to save somewhere.
06:35I need brown bag lunch.
06:38Ron's going to be drinking water at 1 a.m. on Northgate.
06:41You're damn right.
06:42Or at least a little bottle.
06:44I've got a small bottle of vodka in my pocket.
06:46But, no, anyway, we still ate the $2,400.
06:49Woo!
06:49Someone texted in.
06:50Gus said, this looks like $6,000 if they win, a little over $7,000 if they lose.
06:57Oh, yeah.
06:57I mean, you've got to believe that's going to be a 7-30 game.
07:02I mean, you've got to get some reservations.
07:04It's freaking 11 a.m., dude.
07:06And that's a whole other conversation.
07:09That's perfect.
07:10That's perfect.
07:11That's Sprinter Van all day.
07:12It is.
07:13A late game I would have had to think about.
07:16That's Sprinter Van all day.
07:17Yeah, man.
07:17Pick you up at the crib at 8 o'clock.
07:19Tell everybody to be at your house.
07:19You guys go somewhere and get you a nice brunch somewhere.
07:22No, pick you up at the crib at 8 o'clock.
07:24Get to Bloody Mary's, Paloma's, which I'm waiting for one, Jericho.
07:26Yes.
07:27I'm a Mimosa guy.
07:28Mimosa.
07:29That's it.
07:30Yeah, get that all over there.
07:30What did you just say?
07:31He said, I'm a Mimosa guy.
07:32I'm a Mimosa.
07:33Okay, Mimosa's.
07:34What is the man in the group going to drink?
07:36Mimosa's.
07:37I love a good Mimosa.
07:37No, I'm talking about the buddy.
07:38My boy's a Mimosa guy, too, from what I know about Mimosa.
07:42Okay.
07:43I like different types of juices.
07:44I don't like to just get orange.
07:45Have that Sprinter Van loaded at 8 o'clock at your crib.
07:51You get there an hour and a half early for a morning game.
07:53That's plenty of time to tailgate.
07:54Maybe two hours if you want to plan it up that way.
07:56And then when you're done, man, you can be back at your house by the time that late game kicks.
08:00I mean, you're making great points.
08:02You're talking me into it.
08:03I'm texting my friend right now.
08:04He's making great money.
08:06How old are you again?
08:07He just turns 35.
08:08I mean, you're 35.
08:09You're taking your bride.
08:11I mean, get on back to Houston, man.
08:13You don't need to go to Northgate.
08:14You don't need to be in Northgate at night.
08:15Oh, no.
08:16I'm going to Northgate.
08:17Going to celebrate the victory the right way.
08:18I was just going there.
08:19It's adding money.
08:20Just adding money.
08:21I mean, but if the game's at 11, can you get to Northgate and can you finish up at dinner?
08:26I mean, that's a G at Northgate.
08:28I mean.
08:29Easy.
08:29Yeah, I don't know, man.
08:30I'm thinking it's going to be a late night on Northgate of celebrating.
08:34Because in the Northgate thing, you've got to think it's an 11 o'clock game.
08:38He's probably going to get arrested in there.
08:40If they get a second win and really get after it that night at Northgate.
08:45Well, I'm just going to tell you that the Sprinter van is dangerous.
08:49Because you start drinking.
08:51Like, you start your mimosa trip at 8 o'clock.
08:54Nothing wrong with that.
08:55Yeah, but I'm a professional.
08:57Well, Tyler, I've seen you.
08:59I've seen you a little inebriated.
09:01Yeah, but I'm a professional.
09:02Yeah, but he can pace himself.
09:05Okay.
09:06I think.
09:07And I'm going to get hammered.
09:08I'm not arguing that.
09:09I think he'll get a break.
09:10And then he'll really load it up.
09:12I mean, someone text in.
09:13So, quit being a tight ass.
09:14You only live once.
09:15Yeah, and then you wake up the next day.
09:17And them damn bills are staring at you in the face.
09:19That is the biggest crock of whatever you own my ass.
09:22You wake up the next day.
09:24And you still got that 12-year-old who's going to be 12 and trying to play basketball.
09:28And he's trying to play baseball.
09:30He needs to bat.
09:31And then his sister's playing softball.
09:32I got a 15-year-old at home.
09:34And then the little one's playing baseball.
09:34And he's doing that.
09:35And they want a dog.
09:36No, man.
09:37Got to get these floors.
09:38You should be out of the dog market as well.
09:41I hadn't even told y'all.
09:42I hadn't even told y'all.
09:44I just had to get a new garbage disposal this week.
09:46Yesterday.
09:47Did that set you back?
09:49God, man.
09:49You've got to be the most garbage.
09:51I walked in there.
09:52I walked in there.
09:53And it looks beautiful.
09:55But it looks expensive.
09:56I mean, how did you see your garbage disposal?
09:59You had the doors open because you paid a couple hundred bucks for it?
10:01I went down there and looked at it.
10:02Don't you?
10:02Wouldn't you check the garbage?
10:04No.
10:04Yeah, with a switch.
10:05Does it work?
10:06You don't go there.
10:07Somebody went in there and just put a new garbage.
10:08You're a liar.
10:09If somebody came in there and put a new garbage disposal in, you would go down there and look at it.
10:13You would take a look at it.
10:14No, I would test it to make sure it works.
10:16And then look at it.
10:17And then pay them.
10:17I would not look at it.
10:19Yeah, take a look at it.
10:20I feel like you've been buying a new home appliance or something like every month.
10:25Hey, man, this homeowner stuff is for the birds, man.
10:27Holy hell.
10:28I'm telling you, man.
10:29Damn garbage disposal here.
10:30It's karma.
10:31They know that Ron's going to lose sleep over that garbage disposal.
10:34We could roll with that carpet for another two, three more years.
10:37I'm going to that.
10:39You playoff game.
10:39Ron had to pay for AC disposal.
10:42Yeah.
10:43Yeah.
10:43I forgot.
10:44Yeah.
10:44Yeah.
10:44I'm still struggling with that.
10:46What did that garbage disposal set you back?
10:47I don't need to talk about it.
10:48I mean, they're not even 200 bucks.
10:51Whatever.
10:52I mean, the labor and everything, it's something that I wasn't ready for.
10:55You kidding me?
10:56Yeah.
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