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00:00Previously on Canada's Drag Race, this week is a double feature.
00:04Snatch game and design.
00:06I definitely think I'm gonna add more, more, more.
00:09I'm gonna fight for my country.
00:11Even the spirits are confused with that one.
00:14Maya Fox. Van Gogh.
00:17Good drag-ulations.
00:19You are the winner of this week's maxi challenge.
00:21Holy shit.
00:23Caramel. Shantae Yousse.
00:25Star Doll. Sashay Away.
00:30Pitch.
00:34Star is gone.
00:35I feel a little responsible and a little guilty.
00:39But also a little like, ooh.
00:41At least you're not coming back in the work and we're gonna be mad at me.
00:44I'm so heartbroken right now.
00:46I don't deserve to be here.
00:48But I look so pussy.
00:51Just know I will always be a mwah.
00:54Star.
00:55P.S. Van.
00:56You owe me, sis.
00:58I'm her buddy.
01:00I'm feeling a lot of adrenaline from the lip sync.
01:02A lot of anger.
01:03A lot of heartbreak for Star.
01:05I'm like definitely in my feels right now.
01:08And I need to let some things out.
01:10Wow, wow, wow, wow.
01:12Ugh.
01:13No Keisha, no shade.
01:14I'm gagged you weren't in the bottom.
01:16I'm surprised by that choice.
01:18It was like an impossible choice because I think Caramel, like you did better in the challenge for sure.
01:23I looked at the competition overall and I thought that Velma had a better track record.
01:28Ultimately, I choose to save Velma.
01:30And this is a strategic move, I have to be honest.
01:32Who's gonna be able to help me long term?
01:35And I feel like that person is Velma.
01:37I'm a little pissed off.
01:38I was kind of gagged in that moment because I do feel like I did better in the challenge.
01:42The way you did the challenge bombed what you did before.
01:47In my opinion, I just felt like I should have been saved.
01:50I just feel like it's fake as fuck and I'm not here for it.
01:53Looking at the fact that like almost every girl in here said that they would save me.
01:57I was really shocked that you chose Velma.
02:00At the end of the day, the judges said that you were shut down.
02:03Your look was good also like me.
02:05It was not like that clear.
02:06Do you think my critiques were better?
02:08Like they said they laughed.
02:10Well they laughed at the same joke.
02:11They said that you weren't funny though.
02:13They said they didn't laugh at anything.
02:14I just think Velma's bullshit.
02:16Are we in the same room?
02:17Are we hearing the same thing?
02:19Like is your brain not working?
02:21You like didn't get any laughs like they said you weren't funny.
02:24Everybody is shocked.
02:26Everybody thought that it would be caramel.
02:29This is something that I will remember forever.
02:32So what was your decision Van?
02:34I'll be the first one to say it.
02:35I think Star's a threat.
02:37So I was like, what's the point of saving her?
02:40I think I can read PM better than I can read Star.
02:44I don't know what Star's gonna do.
02:46And I just wasn't willing to take that risk.
02:48Caramel, I'm just so happy you won with no makeup on.
02:51That part. That part.
02:54Not even a lick of eyeshadow.
02:56Just bare face with a wig.
02:59I know this wig is controversial, but I do feel a little...
03:07But I think it's time to get out of drag.
03:09Yes, please!
03:10Let's go!
03:11Season six is playing the game.
03:14The beaver's making me feel crazy because I don't know how it's going to be played.
03:19No one's sticking to like the previous seasons where it was boring and their like track record.
03:23You can't bet on an alliance.
03:27I don't believe anyone's actually going to stay true to their work.
03:34The winner of Canada's Drag Race receives $100,000.
03:39With Tracy Melshore, Carson Kressley, and Brooklyn Heights.
03:44With extra special guest judge, Alyssa Edwards.
03:56It's a new day in the workroom and the target on my back has just grown bigger.
04:00So I gotta make sure that I'm still in that top spot.
04:02So none of these girls can try to ask me.
04:04We made it another week!
04:06Yay!
04:09We got some wins on the board now.
04:10I have a win.
04:11Salty has a win.
04:12Van Gogh's got two wins.
04:14I'm coming up right next.
04:16Now listen here.
04:17One half of the Scissor Sisters already got her wins.
04:20So it's my turn to snip, snip, snip, snip my way up to the top.
04:24I really didn't have a good week.
04:25I know it was a fiasco.
04:27I don't know how to land a plane.
04:29It's really important that I bounce back
04:31cause of course they gonna eat me alive if it's not the case.
04:36Ebony!
04:37Do you remember being in the alliance, female alliance?
04:41I don't recall talking about an alliance.
04:42It's a record!
04:44There's no record!
04:45Oh, it's me dead.
04:46The girls are over here.
04:48Oh yes, of course.
04:49If I'm on the top, I'll say again if you're on the bottom.
04:52Of course.
04:53And vice versa.
04:54Uh huh.
04:55Girl, Vemma got me goofed up this morning.
04:58And I'll see you, I low-key had an alliance with Star.
05:00That's not true!
05:02Stop it!
05:03Dirty Alliance Laundry is being aired.
05:06Girl, I saw an opportunity and I took it!
05:08Well, I appreciate you taking that opportunity!
05:11I know I had a floppy on a week.
05:14I am not delusional, but I did walk my ass off on the runway.
05:18Yes, you did.
05:19After my sister Hazel didn't have my back twice.
05:21Oh!
05:22Here we go!
05:23First doesn't let me choose and he says I should be in the bottom.
05:26I am ready to let Hazel have it.
05:29I just want to shake them a little bit and also let them know
05:32that they shouldn't have done what they did.
05:35So what I'm seeing is these alliances that y'all made don't mean anything!
05:39Don't mean anything!
05:40Girl, they don't be sure!
05:41This table chat is so revealing.
05:44These bitches have no integrity at all.
05:48And that's okay!
05:49Because I know that I'm looking out for myself now.
05:52Oh!
05:53Here we go!
05:55Oh!
05:56Canada!
05:57Seen it already, then had her!
06:01Hey, page turners!
06:03Hey!
06:04There's nothing I love more than a nice hard cover.
06:08So grab your reading glasses and don't forget to follow the rubric.
06:13Hello!
06:14Hello!
06:15Hello!
06:16Hello!
06:17Hello!
06:18Hello!
06:19Hello!
06:20Hello!
06:21Hello!
06:22I'm getting so good at being Canadian.
06:24Hello!
06:25Hello!
06:26Now you all look amazing, but every queen can use a little help.
06:29Lucky for you in today's mini challenge, I'll be holding one-on-one styling sessions.
06:33Hey!
06:34Hey!
06:35We'll talk all things fashion, and in the end, I'll select my style superstar on the rise.
06:40So take 10 minutes to slip into D-list fashionista quick drag.
06:44Okay!
06:45Then meet me and my atelier, and I'll decide if you're a red flag or red carpet royalty.
06:50Ooh!
06:51Can I get a yes and?
06:53Yes and!
06:54Can I get a yes and Murray?
06:56Yes and Murray!
06:58On your marks, get set, pose!
07:02Yeah!
07:03Yeah!
07:04Go, go, go!
07:05Go!
07:06Ah!
07:07Oh my God!
07:08This is crazy!
07:11First mini challenge of the season, and I've never done quick drag before.
07:16We'll see how it looks.
07:17Oh, you better, bitch.
07:21Oh!
07:22You better, bitch.
07:23Oh!
07:31I'm here!
07:32Ah!
07:33Good to see me, isn't it?
07:34I put on my finest pigeon coat, my wine-stained tube top dress, and I am ready to get this fashion
07:41consultation on the go.
07:42I'm so excited to be here.
07:44Oh, thank you so much.
07:45I'm a big fan of yours.
07:46Oh, my God.
07:47Did you catch me in RuPaul's Roller Boogie 47?
07:50I saw 48.
07:51I skipped 47.
07:52I probably need to see that.
07:53You do.
07:54I was server number three.
07:55Let me see the top of your hat.
07:56Oh, my God.
07:57Yes, I remember that scene.
07:58Yes, yes.
07:59Can I come in?
08:00Abs, I wish you would.
08:01I'm coming in.
08:02Okay, thank you so much.
08:05My agent sent me here because apparently I need some style help.
08:09Oh, girl.
08:10Look at you.
08:11Oh, gosh.
08:12What have you been up to lately?
08:14I haven't seen you in a minute.
08:15Oh, my God.
08:16I did a commercial for a laxative.
08:18Oh, okay.
08:19It was explosive.
08:20I auditioned on American Idol.
08:21Oh, you did?
08:22Yeah.
08:23It didn't air, though.
08:24Look at you.
08:25You're like some kind of glamour leprechaun.
08:26Exactly.
08:27My name is Patricia.
08:28Pat, if you're nasty.
08:29You have seen me in the magazines, Carson.
08:33Oh, okay.
08:34This nose knows no boundaries.
08:37I won Miss Lobster Roll 2004 in Shizyak.
08:40That's how I know you.
08:41I knew you knew me from somewhere.
08:43And how would you describe your style in three words?
08:46I think I would do skinny, for sure.
08:48Skinny.
08:49Would be the first one.
08:50Punk out of bed.
08:51Punk.
08:52Chic.
08:53Out of bed.
08:54Chic.
08:55That's five words.
08:56This is my new pigeon coat.
08:57Pigeon is very in right now.
08:58Is it?
08:59It is, yeah.
09:00Baby, this is chicken feathers from our own coop.
09:03Really?
09:04It's farm to closet.
09:05Oh, yes.
09:06Oh, right.
09:07I mean, your, oh, your bosoms are, um, I think, I feel like they're coming out.
09:10They're coming out?
09:11That might be something we can work on.
09:13I need some style help.
09:14Is this beaver?
09:15It's actually my back hair.
09:17It is.
09:18Yeah.
09:19Okay.
09:20You just moved it.
09:21You just moved it.
09:22Put your thing down and flipped it and reversed it.
09:23I loved it.
09:24I love that shoe.
09:25Oh, yeah.
09:26Thanks.
09:27The shoe match is always, Carson.
09:28You're so flexible to rest.
09:30That's what gets me the covers.
09:31Uh, what do you think of my outfit?
09:33I do like your, uh, your pocket handkerchief.
09:35Oh, thank you.
09:36Yes.
09:37The pocket square.
09:38Oh, I love it.
09:39A pocket square looks like a triangle to me.
09:41I know.
09:42I know.
09:43Who cares about geometry?
09:44I think people are having sex in that window behind us.
09:46Hold on.
09:47Let me see.
09:48Let me see.
09:49Oh, my gosh.
09:50Look at them.
09:51Oh, my God.
09:52I just love love.
09:53I know.
09:54All right.
09:55We'll just try to avert our eyes.
09:56For some of your favorite style influencers.
09:59I think her name's Melinda Verga.
10:00Melinda Verga.
10:01Melinda Verga.
10:02Melinda Verga.
10:03Oh, what an interesting choice.
10:04Brooklyn Heights.
10:05Really?
10:06I saw those lace eyebrows, and I just needed some of them myself.
10:10You see that right there?
10:11I'll lift up them.
10:12Wow.
10:13Oh, wow.
10:14They look so real.
10:15Oh, thank you.
10:16I think you're hypnotizing me.
10:17Oh, my goodness.
10:18I think you are an amazing astrophysicist.
10:24One sec, one sec.
10:25Let me clap it out of you.
10:26Oh.
10:27Oh, wow.
10:28Oh, wow.
10:29God, I feel...
10:30What just happened?
10:31We should probably see you through a little runway walk.
10:33I am a little sore from last night, so I'll try my best.
10:36Oh, God.
10:37Did you fall?
10:38No, I just had too much food.
10:39Oh, look at that.
10:40Over here.
10:41Oh, God.
10:42Oh, goodness.
10:43Chiropractor.
10:44Faster.
10:45Faster.
10:46Faster.
10:47Faster.
10:48Turn.
10:49And a little jog.
10:50A light jog.
10:51A light jog.
10:52Oh, yeah, that's good.
10:53Oh, yes.
10:54Lead with the knees.
10:55Moncton Fashion Week.
10:57And that is the actual lobster roll.
11:00Mm-hmm.
11:02That's so unique.
11:03I walked like that once after a week in Barbados.
11:06Okay.
11:07Well, where...
11:08Okay.
11:09My spoons came out.
11:10Oh, my God.
11:11Where were those?
11:12This is when I lost Mr. Lobster Roll 2005.
11:14Hold on.
11:15Added talent.
11:16All right.
11:17I think we're done here.
11:18So, get out.
11:19Okay.
11:20Thank you so much.
11:21Thank you so much.
11:22I'll find you on the Moncton Facebook page.
11:25Thanks so much.
11:26I'm banned.
11:27I'm sure you are.
11:29Well, in a room full of D-listers, one of you was an A+.
11:34The winner of today's mini-challenge is...
11:38Sammy Landry.
11:39Oh, yeah!
11:40Oh, yeah!
11:41Good job!
11:43Yes.
11:44Good work.
11:46You have won $2,500 cash, courtesy of Swish Embassy.
11:51Ooh.
11:52Oh, my.
11:53All right.
11:54Now that we're all warmed up, it's time to sizzle your sisters.
11:57Because for this week's maxi-challenge, it's the return of the reading battles.
12:02Oh!
12:05You'll face off against one of your fellow queens and take turns trading burns.
12:10It is the reading battles.
12:12We've all seen it.
12:13Some of us may not love it.
12:15Reading is an art form.
12:17It is something that not everybody can do, because you have to be smart.
12:21And a lot of these girls are so stupid.
12:24The goal is simple.
12:25Win your battle and secure your safety.
12:27Lose your battle, and well, you might be in danger, girl.
12:31And the funniest queen of the night will win the maxi-challenge.
12:36But first, you need a reading buddy.
12:38Sammy Landry, as the winner of the mini-challenge, you will select your rival.
12:44Let me get a look here.
12:45Let me get a look.
12:47I get to pick my opponent first.
12:49Who do I want to destroy?
12:52I'm gonna go for P.N.
12:55Yes.
12:56I fucking hate you so much.
12:58I hate you more.
12:59Now I will choose a queen at random, and they will pick their opponent.
13:08Hazel.
13:09Who the fuck do I want to choose?
13:11Who is on the same level as me?
13:14I think I'm gonna go with Caramelk.
13:19Okay.
13:21Dulce.
13:23I know everyone thinks I'm gonna go Pigman, but I'm not sure.
13:27I kind of wanted to surprise them.
13:28You know what?
13:29I'm gonna go with Velma.
13:31Work.
13:32Work.
13:33Okay, so Dulce versus Velma.
13:35All right, let's find our next name.
13:40Ebony LaBelle.
13:41Oh!
13:42Oh!
13:44There we go.
13:45Let's go.
13:46So which of y'all bitches would call me annoying?
13:50You wanted to be salt versus pepper so bad.
13:53So you know what?
13:54I'm gonna choose Maya Fox.
13:56Oh!
13:57Oh my God.
13:58So it's Ebony versus Maya, and that means it's Saltina versus Van Gogh.
14:07Fate leaves me and Van together, and I cannot wait to read her down.
14:15To help you get up in this gig, you'll get some help from our extra special guest judge.
14:20But I'll let her introduce herself.
14:22Oh!
14:23Racers, start your engines.
14:25And may the best drag queen read!
14:31My name is Alyssa Edwards, and I am a very established and seasoned queen.
14:37I mean truly.
14:38What the fuck am I actually doing here in Canada?
14:42Where's Brooklyn Heights?
14:46Oh my God!
14:47I am gooped, gagged, and bewildered.
14:52Holy.
14:53How are you?
14:54Hello.
14:55She is like my favorite drag queen of all time.
14:58Tell me, are we ready for the reading battle?
15:00Yeah.
15:01The girls wanna battle!
15:03Y'all, this is fun.
15:04I know what you all are feeling right now.
15:06Mm-hmm.
15:07But I think if you turn off the voices in your head sometimes, and allow yourself to giggle
15:12and laugh, and if you're confident in your skin unapologetically, the judges will enjoy it.
15:17Yeah, I feel like it is hard because it's like you don't wanna offend the person.
15:20Why don't you wanna offend them in a reading battle?
15:22Honey, there's a cash prize.
15:23There is a check waving to you.
15:25You better get to offending everybody.
15:27All the girls think that I'm an easy target in this challenge, and I'm sure Hazel thinks she has it in a bag.
15:32But I feel like if anything, that just fuels my fire.
15:34I mean, Alyssa Edwards gave me the hint, so I need to come in hard.
15:38So if a joke doesn't land, how do you keep rolling?
15:44Guess what?
15:45I'm laughing first.
15:46Yes.
15:47Okay.
15:48Okay, because if you can't make yourself laugh...
15:49How the hell are you gonna make somebody else laugh?
15:51You're gonna make somebody at home laugh.
15:53Many times in season five, me telling myself I can't do this or this or this.
15:57Oh, hell, bitch.
15:59You could do all of that.
16:00Now, it might not be as fast or as sharp as someone else.
16:04But what you do is authentically, unapologetically you.
16:08And when you bring that to this competition, that's when you soar.
16:12Do you have any advice like maybe right before you walk in to like kind of tell yourself,
16:16or does that just kind of tie in to pretty much what you said?
16:18No, I think being a performer, it's natural to be nervous because we're passionate about it, right?
16:21Yeah.
16:22We wanna do good.
16:23We wanna be a symbol of excellence.
16:24We wanna be the best version of ourselves.
16:25So it's natural to be nervous, especially when you're passionate about something.
16:28And I think that's good.
16:30Hearing Alyssa say that like if you have nerves, it's because you're passionate,
16:33kind of makes me feel a little bit more at ease because I feel like I've been really nervous
16:37pretty much this whole competition.
16:39But it's because it means a lot to me.
16:41This isn't just a game.
16:42Like this is something I really want.
16:43Bring that backstage drag dancer.
16:46Bring that to the main stage.
16:48I'm excited to see all this.
16:49I'm excited.
16:50And I believe in you all, right?
16:52Now let me meet y'all's opponents.
16:53Get the hell up out of here.
16:54Woo!
16:55Woo!
16:56Woo!
16:57Woo!
16:58Woo!
16:59Woo!
17:00Woo!
17:01Woo!
17:02I love Miss Alyssa's motherfucking air words.
17:05That is so gaggy.
17:06Are y'all gagged?
17:07Alyssa is that type of girl that just knows how to throw it back right at ya.
17:11And she could give us some really, really, really good advice.
17:14I'm Sammy Landry.
17:15Oh wait, say that again.
17:16Sammy Landry.
17:17Sammy.
17:18Sammy.
17:19Sammy.
17:20Sammy.
17:21Landry.
17:22Landry.
17:23That's the experience.
17:24What does that mean?
17:25It means my name.
17:26Landry.
17:27Landry.
17:28It's French.
17:29Clearly.
17:30Yes.
17:31Who thinks they're really gonna excel in this?
17:32I feel like I'm gonna surprise myself.
17:33You better do that, honey, or you better be a good lip-syncer.
17:36I can actually go for him down.
17:38I know all about that because I thought I was fucking hilarious, bitch.
17:41You were cackling.
17:42You were having a hoot and a haul.
17:44And I was obsessed with that.
17:45The judges didn't.
17:46They were like, what?
17:47Alyssa, were you entertained?
17:48I said, thoroughly.
17:50But I'm a storyteller.
17:51I learned very quickly.
17:52And these kind of challenges, sometimes less is best.
17:55And when it's less is best, you can get a lot more snappy.
17:58Punch.
17:59Get to the punch.
18:00And delivery can be everything.
18:01Yeah.
18:02Sometimes for me, for my character, I could read a children's book and make it funny.
18:05Yeah.
18:06Just really sell your character with it.
18:07Yes.
18:08Alyssa is giving us some solid comedy advice.
18:11This is all in fun.
18:12It's just drag.
18:13It's just drag.
18:14It's not personal.
18:15It's just drag.
18:16Now, I'm nobody's lie detector test, but I think some of these queens are over here playing
18:19too Canadian and nice.
18:21But I think some of them are quite shady.
18:24I'll stay tuned.
18:31Oh, my God.
18:33Alyssa Edwards.
18:35Motherfucking Edwards.
18:37She came to Moncton.
18:38No way.
18:39In 2018.
18:40I opened for a show that she did in Montreal.
18:43So you said it was around 2018.
18:4518, yeah.
18:46You did that.
18:47How long have you been doing drag again?
18:48Nine years.
18:49Nine years.
18:50I started in a drag competition, and I won the contest.
18:54And at the end, I found the heart of drag being my heart.
18:58My art.
18:59My art.
19:00Art.
19:01Not my art.
19:02But yeah, a little bit of this too.
19:04The only way to get good at it and the only way to figure out your drag is with a lot of
19:10experience.
19:11Exactly.
19:12I love shows and gigs that much because they didn't want to book me.
19:16It was a challenge to be booked for gigs.
19:19I was feeling the hate more from the older queens than my sisters.
19:25It's been nine years, but it's like the two last years that I really, really had jobs
19:30and I did my experience.
19:32Like, I'm such a fighter, so I just keep on going.
19:35It's a little bit sad.
19:36Like, I'm like, I wish I had the chance that my sisters that started with me had.
19:42I'm really happy that I have a place here and that I can be celebrating this heart.
19:48So, do you want to...
19:49Yeah, let's wish to get to work.
19:51Yeah.
19:52But it wasn't...
19:53Wait, did you get...
19:55No, I got chosen.
19:56Who chose you?
19:57Ebony chose me.
19:58So, you're easy to read.
19:59Apparently.
20:00That's what she said.
20:01That's what she said.
20:02Ebony is a really big personality, and I just need to make sure that she doesn't
20:05steamroll me in this challenge.
20:06I need to take my space up and stand out my own way.
20:09Oh, girl.
20:10Oh, girl.
20:11Oh, girl, they ain't ready to go.
20:12I am so happy I'm sitting with my sisters, Miss Vanessa Goff and Ebony, because they are the
20:18funniest bitches in the room, and I need some help.
20:21I chose Maya.
20:22I don't really know too much about her.
20:24But that didn't stop me from writing a lot of jokes.
20:27Maya did win Snatch Game last week, so I know she's good at improv.
20:30And what if she takes away the momentum from my jokes with a good clap back?
20:34Are we feeling a little devious today?
20:37Well, yes.
20:38Well, yes.
20:39I feel like we all didn't get to pick, right?
20:41All three of us?
20:42Yeah.
20:43I didn't get to pick, but I got who I wanted.
20:44Oh, really?
20:45Really?
20:46Yes.
20:47Okay.
20:48You know, Dan has a big target on her back with two wins, and I feel like I could, you
20:52know, maybe make her a little less comfortable.
20:55I'm happy that you're going against her because I feel like you can really...
20:58Yeah.
20:59I don't want her to get that to win.
21:01I want to deflate her ego.
21:03Just a little, you know?
21:05I would have picked Hazel because I know Hazel the best, and I know...
21:09Well, tell me about it.
21:10Oh, we will.
21:11We will.
21:12I want to, like, dig in deep.
21:13Yeah.
21:14Right.
21:15And we will dig deep today.
21:16I'm going to give Caramelk a couple of little zingers or things they can dig at that might
21:23throw Hazel off their game because Hazel definitely threw my game off last week by not choosing
21:28me.
21:29Do you think everyone else is being shady?
21:30I hope so.
21:31No, I think everyone's going to do this.
21:32Look at them.
21:33They're all overlooking at us.
21:35Oh, my God.
21:36Okay, so let's talk in French.
21:37Oh, my God.
21:38Thank God.
21:40Jesus.
21:41Jesus, Mary.
21:42You want the other bitches who don't understand us a little bit.
21:44No.
21:45It's a little bit.
21:46I don't understand.
21:47I'm not a little violent.
21:48No.
21:49But I try to act like...
21:50I like it.
21:51I like it too.
21:52Because at the end of the day, it's just like it's funny.
21:55Yeah.
21:56Like, you can act evil.
21:57Yeah.
21:58But as much as it's funny, it's what they call it.
22:00Yeah, exactly.
22:01I believe you can go as nasty, dirty, and deep as you can go.
22:07If it's funny, it's okay.
22:10On bitch, mon bitch.
22:12I don't know if...
22:13Yeah.
22:14Yeah.
22:15And if I cry...
22:16It's the fact that I'm like...
22:17But I'm also confident because I think I have a good way to write.
22:21This week, I know I have to be really prepared.
22:25The order of the word are so important in comedy.
22:29So for me, I know I have to practice, practice, practice, practice, and practice to success.
22:35Yeah.
22:36of course for the truth.
22:54When life hands you limes, put them in your hat.
23:07Welcome to the main stage of Canada's Drag Race.
23:10She's my favorite naughty librarian.
23:12It's Tracy Melshor.
23:14Hey, Brooke Broad.
23:15Hi, Tracy.
23:16What is your favorite kind of read?
23:18Petulant.
23:19Ooh, noted.
23:20And it's style superstar Carson Kressley.
23:24Carson, what are you still doing here?
23:26Oh, well, I came for the poutine, but I stayed for the Mounties.
23:30I think you mean the Mounties.
23:33No, I mean Mounties.
23:34And it's the pride and joy of Mesquite, Texas,
23:38the winner of Global All-Stars, Alyssa Edwards.
23:41I'm back, back, back, back, back again.
23:44Alyssa, you've never been here.
23:46Only in my dreams.
23:47This week, we put our queen's literacy to the test in the reading battles.
23:53Racers, start your engines.
23:56And may the best drag queen win.
24:01This category is My Chemical Reaction.
24:06First up, Hazel.
24:08My Chemical Reaction is inspired by metallicizing.
24:13There is the silver-plated side, and then the gold is metallicizing all over it.
24:20If only she had a brain.
24:21Bitch, fuck Joan of Arc.
24:23It's Hazel of Arc.
24:24I'm here to stomp on this competition.
24:27Thank you for being an alloy.
24:28Maya Fox.
24:35I'm ready to serve you Eruption, baby.
24:37I am the volcano.
24:39We have rubble all on this gown.
24:41We've got lava coming out.
24:43It is moving.
24:44It is flowing.
24:44She is smoking.
24:46That's my Mount Vesuvicissi.
24:48I'm really selling this head to toe.
24:50I am melting all over this stage.
24:53What a hothead.
24:55Pompeii, I say.
24:57Ebony LaBelle.
24:59Ooh!
25:00Miss Ebony, she's getting ready to go to the gala.
25:02She got her pretty dress on.
25:04She got her hair up in her rollers, honey.
25:06She's reading the good old Belle magazine.
25:09Shootin' high here.
25:10And I turn around.
25:12Boom.
25:12Now she done turned it and burnt it.
25:14The whole back is burnt to a crisp.
25:17But isn't she so glamorous?
25:19Hair today?
25:20Gone tomorrow.
25:22P.M.
25:24My runway is inspired by the chemical reaction bleach.
25:28Another plaque, plaque, plaque, plaque, plaque again.
25:32On one side of me, I am plaqued.
25:34I am disgusting.
25:35I am a deep coffee-stained yellow.
25:38And then on the other side, I am showing you pearly and white.
25:42Get up to three shades lighter in just two weeks.
25:47Fanned off.
25:48My runway is inspired by the chemical reaction
25:50decaying.
25:51Now that right there is rigamorous.
25:55I want it to be in kind of a half state of decaying.
25:58So I got bones coming out.
26:00Baby, I'm giving you horror.
26:02I'm giving you spooky.
26:04Spooky.
26:05Spooky.
26:05It takes a lot of backbone to wear a look like this.
26:12Caramilk.
26:12Who doesn't love a melted chocolate bar?
26:16What's up, Spudge?
26:18This week, I really wanted to show something more sexy.
26:20I just wanted to go down the runway with my oiled up legs and show the girls that I can
26:24really strut down.
26:25I think I see her ganache.
26:28Caramilk is melting the hearts of the judges.
26:32Sammy Landry.
26:33My chemical reaction is inspired by crystallization.
26:38Oh my God, I crystallized you guys.
26:42I don't fucking know how crystallization works.
26:44I'm not a scientist.
26:45I'm a drag queen.
26:47Now that right there is Marilyn Monroe.
26:48I wanted to challenge myself and push myself and show the judges that I hear the critiques.
26:55This is the glam, Sammy.
26:58Saltina shaker.
26:59My runway is inspired by the chemical reaction of cryogenesis.
27:05That's me freezing.
27:06It's Kate minus eight Fahrenheit.
27:09I have these pipes going into my suit, pumping oxygen, but I'm slowly freezing to death, putting
27:18the cysts and cryogenesis.
27:21She's giving us the cold shoulder.
27:24Dulce.
27:25I'm rolling down this runway like I have a rock, and at the very end, I bust open, and
27:30you see everything that's inside of me.
27:32I could see her Grand Canyon.
27:34A lot of browns, a lot of almost orange-y colors, maybe a bit of crystallization, which
27:39is why the rhinestones are all placed and scattered everywhere.
27:42I want to show the judges that I don't always just wear a gown.
27:45Not a soul could rock.
27:46Belma Jones.
27:48The graceful Mother Nature has arised.
27:51It's precipitation, but passion.
27:54The hair clouds discharge with water.
27:58The rain is pouring to the cold ground, becoming ice.
28:02Here she is, world.
28:04It's Stormy Daniels.
28:06I want to take my time for the judges to really take it in and really appreciate all the details.
28:12Is that the first time a woman's ever made you wet?
28:14Let your body tell the truth.
28:22Welcome to Reading Battles.
28:24Tonight, two queens will face off in a read-off.
28:29You will exchange burns and land as many hits as you can.
28:34The winner of each battle will secure their spot in the competition.
28:38And the funniest queen of the night will be our maxi winner.
28:41We will also name a bottom three from the losers of their battles.
28:46So don't hold back.
28:57Welcome to our first battle.
28:59The only thing whiter than her face is her dancing.
29:04It's Van Gogh.
29:05Hi, man.
29:07And just like her hometown, Ottawa, she's had a bunch of angry truckers in her.
29:12It's Saltina Shaker.
29:16Let the reading begin.
29:19Hello, everyone.
29:20My name is Van Gogh.
29:20I am the little devil with the list, also known as the frontrunner of the competition.
29:26Saltina is so desperate for another win.
29:29She's battling the girl with the speech impediment.
29:31And she's still gonna lose.
29:34But it'll remind her of week one.
29:37All right.
29:37Hi, ladies and gentlemen.
29:39Whatever the fuck PM is.
29:41How are we doing tonight?
29:42You know, Van, it looks like somebody squished your face.
29:49But it also sounds like somebody squished your face.
29:55Saltina, you are the queen of social media.
29:57And I want you to show us how to do one of those amazing transitions right now.
30:01From the main stage back to Ottawa.
30:03What do Van's filler and Canadian geese have in common?
30:12They're both migrating as we speak.
30:17Well, I went to Brooklyn's doctor, so...
30:21I know.
30:24Oh, my gosh!
30:26Van walks into a bar.
30:28Is something I would say if Caramel didn't steal all her bookings.
30:33Albert Einstein invented the theory of relativity.
30:40My theory?
30:42Your parents were relatives.
30:46I want to leave you all with some homework.
30:49Do y'all know what a blobfish is?
30:51A blobfish?
30:53If you don't know what it is, look it up when you get back home.
30:56And let me know what you think.
30:59Let me know what you think.
31:02Hint.
31:02It's hideous.
31:05Thank you, guys.
31:07Woo!
31:09Well done.
31:10The reading battle is on.
31:12A real war of words.
31:13Lots of casualties and collateral damage over here.
31:17Van Goth, I can tell that you host.
31:19I can tell that you are comfortable commanding a room.
31:22Saltina, you had some great zingers in there.
31:24Canada Goose migration.
31:25I was like, wait, they make more than just jackets?
31:27I was a little worried about you at first, but you really found your rhythm at the end, and you ended on the perfect note, which is that blobfish.
31:35And also, your PM joke will live rent-free in my head forever.
31:39I think this is a double act, something you two both should take on the road together.
31:44Good and evil.
31:45Good and evil.
31:45The winner of this reading battle is Saltina Shaker.
31:51Yay!
31:52That means I'm sorry, my dear, but Van Goth, you lost your battle, and you may be up for elimination.
32:05It's time for our next battle.
32:07Now, despite popular belief, she did not shoot Selena.
32:18It's Dulce!
32:20Oh, my God, that's great.
32:23And she's the Jean Chrétien of drag.
32:26It's Velvet Jones!
32:28Let the reading begin!
32:31Well, hello, everyone.
32:34My name is Dulce, and I will be your main course for this evening.
32:39To warm us up, you know, the one that you kind of toss to the side, Velma.
32:43Hi, everybody, NPM!
32:47I'm Velma Jones!
32:49I'm your Frenchie sweetheart, and the good thing with this face-off is I would not understand any of it.
32:57Girl, neither will we, don't worry.
32:59Oh, Dulce, I like Dulce Delishie.
33:04Mmm, mmm, mmm.
33:06What's missing?
33:08Oh, taste.
33:12Too bad I can't ask for you.
33:15Velma is so white, when Feast, when Feast, girl, I know about Feast,
33:20but when I first met Velma, she thought I was housecleaning.
33:24She did.
33:25And when production first said hard ice, she got so excited,
33:28because she thought I was finally getting deported.
33:30Oh, my God.
33:34Girl.
33:35Yeah, well, Dulce really wants to be fully part of our drag family.
33:40And judging by how she's dressing,
33:43hey, Grandma.
33:47I'm surprised you know the word Grandma,
33:49because wasn't your mom an alcoholic and hated you?
33:51Yeah.
33:51Oh, yeah, sure.
33:52But my Grandma loved me.
33:54She's the only one that does.
33:57Fuck.
33:58Dulce is so poor.
34:03Well, yes, well, yes.
34:07She keeps her drink tickets from drag bar gigs
34:09and uses them as coupons at grocery stores.
34:11I would have saved those drink tickets for your mom.
34:16I know she could have used them.
34:17But did you know that Velma also has a drag king personality?
34:21No, she does.
34:22She does.
34:23But honestly, if we were all such a half-assed drag queen like her,
34:26we would also need another personality to make up for the lack of talent.
34:31No girls are reading.
34:33Dulce is from the city of London.
34:36And now I understand where she got her British smile.
34:43Oh, Velma!
34:44Velma!
34:46Velma!
34:47Yay!
34:49Word!
34:51Both of you really surprised me because you seemed a little timid yesterday.
34:55Dulce loved your confidence.
34:57I loved how you commanded the stage.
35:00Velma, I loved how you were able to laugh at yourself
35:03and the fact that English is not your first language.
35:05You surprised me.
35:07Your timing, your delivery, really impeccable.
35:10The winner of this reading battle is...
35:15Velma Jones, congratulations!
35:21You have won your reading battle.
35:24Dulce, I'm sorry, my dear, but you lost your battle
35:27and may be up for elimination.
35:28It's time for our next battle.
35:38She's not viral.
35:40She's just diseased.
35:43It's Sammy Landry!
35:47And they're polyamorous.
35:50But you could probably tell that just by looking at them.
35:53It's PM!
35:55Done!
35:56Let the reading begin!
35:58Pussy milk.
36:03That is the name that PM chose for themselves.
36:08It's a little hard to process.
36:10It might be because I'm lactose intolerant or because it's just a shit name.
36:16Now, I'm gonna find some new names for you tonight because, uh, your pussy milk is rotted.
36:24My name is PM, just the letters P and M, you stupid bitch.
36:30Um, Sammy Landry, season six's comedy queen.
36:36The only funny thing about you, though, is that your dad and your mom know each other better as brother and sister.
36:42Oh, damn!
36:43Oh, damn!
36:45PM!
36:46PM!
36:47Poorly made.
36:50PM!
36:51Problematic mug.
36:56Your makeup is a little dry.
36:59Kind of like your punchline.
37:03Okay, you got me with that one.
37:08Okay, Sammy, I have two words for you, and I am gonna say them really slowly because you're from Moncton, and that means you're an idiot.
37:16Pimple patches.
37:19You're looking like a Jackson Pollock painting out a drag, sweetheart, and we don't want to see it anymore.
37:26Oh, my.
37:27PM.
37:29Patchy mullet.
37:32Oh, my gosh!
37:34Your drag belongs in the dark PM hours because I don't want to see it.
37:39We have an animal on stage, and from your lip sync, you literally look like a pony doing fucking dressage.
37:49And your teeth.
37:50Are you munching and crunching those carrots, sweetheart?
37:55I haven't mentioned the carrots because I can clearly see what the fuck is going on here, okay?
38:02PM.
38:05Poop muncher.
38:06And I'm about to leave the stage because I don't want to take up any more of your time like Sammy has in this competition.
38:16Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen.
38:18Thank you so much.
38:21You two went in really engaging with each other.
38:24I'd love to see it.
38:25Sammy, all of those PMs were great.
38:27They were clever.
38:28They were inventive.
38:28But most importantly, they were funny.
38:31Both of you, well done.
38:33Bravo.
38:34Woo!
38:35The winner of this reading battle is Sammy Landry.
38:41Woo!
38:41Oh!
38:42Hey!
38:43Oh!
38:44Yeah!
38:45That means, PM, I'm sorry, my dear.
38:47You lost your battle and may be up for elimination.
38:53It's time for our next battle.
38:59If she was a coffee order, she'd be a flat white.
39:02Oh!
39:03Oh!
39:03Ah!
39:03It's Hazel!
39:07That was good.
39:08That was good.
39:09And she's not even the best drag queen in her family.
39:12It's Caramel.
39:13Oh!
39:14Oh!
39:15Oh!
39:16Let the reading begin.
39:18Hello, everyone.
39:19My name is Hazel.
39:22Her name is Disappointment.
39:23Yeah!
39:24Caramel, you made so many clock jokes in Snatch Game.
39:28Now the only clock that's ticking is your name in this game.
39:32That did not come out how it should.
39:34Not at all.
39:35Not one bit.
39:36Well, you know what?
39:36Fuck my drag.
39:37Okay, next!
39:39Hazel threw her sister PM under the bus last week.
39:42Oh, my God.
39:42She must go through a lot of razors shaving those two faces.
39:45Something Maya Fox would know a lot about.
39:49Oh!
39:51Did y'all know that Caramel came in here named after the wrong chocolate bar?
39:56Bitch, your name should be Crunchy.
39:58It is Caramel with a K.
40:02And this is Hazel without her K.
40:04Ketamine!
40:06Oh, shit!
40:07Girl.
40:08Oh, shit!
40:09Oh!
40:11Girl, I know.
40:12Girl, PM!
40:13PM told you that one, bitch.
40:15We see in your nostrils.
40:16Oh!
40:18You know what's so endearing about Caramel?
40:21The fact that she thought she was going to be a bigger star than Dulce in the acting challenge.
40:26No one's bigger than Dulce.
40:30You have a weekly show called Haze, which makes a lot of sense because you have the testosterone of an entire fraternity.
40:40Ironic that Caramel played Flava Flav.
40:44Because she's been giving tasteless performances week after week after week.
40:50But I still sensed our home with no makeup on.
40:52Boop!
40:53Hazel rapped about being a star in her It Girl music video verse.
41:01Girl, with that cheerleader entrance look, you're not shining.
41:04You're sheening!
41:07This is stupid.
41:10So stupid.
41:13Okay, gorgeous gowns.
41:15Hazel, I relate to you because you're a funny person when you're not reading a script, all right?
41:23When you put the cards down and you interacted with the audience and with us, you invited us into your world and we felt like we were a part of the Hazel show.
41:32Even when the jokes didn't land, you didn't wither, you know?
41:36You stood tall and fabulous and strong, so we love to see it.
41:39And Caramel, it's nice to see you pushing yourself outside of your shell.
41:43You had some really great jokes in there, and you finished on such a high note for me, and it was a really good period on the sentence.
41:50The winner of this reading battle is...
41:54Caramel.
41:56Woo!
42:00Hazel, my dear, I'm sorry, but you lost your battle and maybe a prelimination.
42:04Darn.
42:05It is time for our final battle.
42:12St. Catherine's has no nightlife, which explains her drag.
42:18It's Ebony LaBelle.
42:20Yes.
42:22And she puts the East in Beast.
42:26It's Maya Fox.
42:28Not that.
42:28Yes.
42:30Let the reading begin.
42:31I am so happy that I get to share the stage with you this week.
42:35I mean, goddamn, bitches, look how good she makes me love.
42:41Ebony is such a likable and friendly queen.
42:44Even her lace has been waving at me all season.
42:47Hi, Maya.
42:48Hi, Maya.
42:50Miss Maya, did y'all know she is a lyricist and also a liar?
42:54Yeah?
42:55Mm-hmm.
42:56Let me tell you, okay, in her verse on episode one,
42:58she says that she serves looks in her free time.
43:01I guess she don't got a lot of free time, babe.
43:09Oh, my gosh.
43:11Oh, my gosh.
43:13Oh, my gosh.
43:14This bitch is always interrupting people.
43:16So, Ebony, the next time you need to say something,
43:18please raise your hand and put it over your mouth.
43:22I know I've been dogging on her ugly brother over there,
43:27so let me give you some...
43:28Let me give you some nice words, okay?
43:31Because I am kind.
43:32It is so lovely to see you working on your makeup.
43:35Brick by brick by motherfucking Brooklyn.
43:40Bitch, you really are the queen of blending into the background.
43:43Oh, girl.
43:44Alyssa, I am so motherfucking happy that you are here this week.
43:49I actually prepared a gift for you, okay?
43:52Miss Maya Fox is here to show you how to finally hook in a pillowcase, bitch.
43:56Mm-hmm.
43:57Okay.
43:57Wait a minute.
43:58She don't got a chin, either.
43:59She can't.
44:00You mean to me, bitch, or her?
44:02This bitch was so busted in the commercial,
44:05it looks like her booking fee is $37.50.
44:09Listen, we got to work on that drag name.
44:12She came up in here as Maya Fox,
44:13but I think we could try Maya Horse,
44:16or, uh, Maya Taste is Awful,
44:18or, uh, Maya Time in this Competition is Up
44:21after this week's challenge.
44:22Woo!
44:24Yay!
44:25I am Ebony LaBelle, and that's a man, Maury.
44:28Now, this is how you close out a reading battle.
44:34I think this is my favorite duo of the night.
44:36Yes.
44:36What an epic showdown.
44:38Ebony, let's talk.
44:40Gorgeous, confident, strong.
44:43The comebacks were, like, impeccable.
44:45I felt like I was watching you in Vegas.
44:47Ah!
44:48You give me a character right out of Paris is Burning.
44:52Oh, Maya, it was a very Canadian approach.
44:55Yeah.
44:56You had great material.
44:57I love to raise your hand.
44:59You had some, uh, cute little zingers.
45:02The winner of this reading battle is...
45:06Ebony LaBelle.
45:08Woo!
45:08Woo!
45:11Thank you so much!
45:15Maya Fox, I'm sorry, my dear,
45:16but you lost your battle and may be up for elimination.
45:23Congratulations to our battle winners this week.
45:26You all burnt your opponents to a crisp,
45:28but one of you really stirred the pot.
45:33Ebony LaBelle, congratulations!
45:36Yeah!
45:37Woo!
45:37Woo!
45:38Woo!
45:38Woo!
45:39Woo!
45:39Woo!
45:39Woo!
45:40You are the winner of this week's Maxi Challenge.
45:43Yes, I am!
45:43Woo!
45:44Woo!
45:44You have won $5,000 cash,
45:47courtesy of Lucky Bastard Distilleries.
45:50Bitch, I'm a lucky bastard tonight!
45:52Oh, yes, ma'am!
45:54Oh, that's like good money.
45:56That leaves us with the losers of their battles.
45:59Van Gogh, Maya Fox, you are both safe.
46:06Which means Dulce, PM, and Hazel,
46:09I'm sorry, but you are the bottom three this week.
46:13Ebony, as this week's winner,
46:16you have earned the power of the golden beaver,
46:19granting you the ability to save one of the bottom queens
46:22from lip-syncing for their life.
46:24You hold the fate of your sisters
46:26in your petite little hands.
46:29As you untuck,
46:30the bottom three may plead their case.
46:32You may leave the stage.
46:33Oh, girl!
46:37The reading battles have come to a close.
46:41The reading battles were so much fun.
46:43We really redeemed the reading challenges
46:45on Canada's Drag Race.
46:47You're welcome, season five.
46:48We can finally all stop hearing Ebony cry
46:51about being safe.
46:52She's won a challenge!
46:54Yeah!
46:55Cheers!
46:57Well deserved.
46:58I motherfucking ate that.
46:59Yes, you did!
47:00Yes, you did!
47:01Bitch, I won!
47:03Bitch, I won!
47:09Girl, y'all know I've been hungry for it.
47:12I'm just, like, so proud of myself.
47:13Oh, I know these holes are bad.
47:16And Maya, I need to say,
47:17I'm not mad at you.
47:18We killed it up there.
47:20We did great.
47:21You were the one person
47:22that I did not want to go against.
47:24And this is my redemption.
47:26Bitch, you were so funny.
47:30The comedy redemption finally happened.
47:33Sorry for her disaster.
47:34Yes, me too.
47:36I am funny.
47:38Yes!
47:38Yes, you are funny.
47:40My spot is secured.
47:42I want to hear what the bottoms have to say.
47:44I wanted to talk to my sister, Dulce,
47:45because I'm feeling a vibe over here.
47:49It sucks.
47:50I feel like I haven't, um,
47:52been, like, reaching the potential
47:54that I know I can.
47:55I feel like my drag is, like, fucking sickening.
47:58I'm happy you won.
48:00I wish I won.
48:01But it is what it is.
48:03My track record is good.
48:05I've been in the top.
48:06I've never gotten the beaver.
48:08I'm gonna continue to fucking do better.
48:11I don't want to throw you two under the bus either,
48:13because, like, I know you guys feel
48:14just as shit as I do.
48:16You guys are more used to it,
48:17but I'm not, like...
48:18I was waiting for that.
48:20I was waiting for it.
48:21The way you're feeling right now
48:23is the way that I was feeling
48:24a couple weeks ago.
48:25It's like, you're doing good.
48:28You know, you wanted that moment.
48:29You wanted that win.
48:30And you're having a little short spot.
48:33But don't discredit yourself, girl.
48:35I deserve to stay here,
48:36but I don't know how the girls are playing it.
48:39If they're playing it by track record,
48:41it should be me.
48:42No questions asked.
48:43No shade, I want the beaver
48:45just as much as you do again, you know?
48:47Like, if I'm the fucking beaver queen of the season,
48:49then I'm the fucking beaver queen of the season.
48:51I want to keep going
48:52and fucking showing everyone
48:54that I am a threat in this competition
48:56and not a fucking flat white.
48:57God, I would kill for a flat white.
48:59Bitch, your face is a flat white.
49:00Oh, there is blush on it.
49:03Now bring that to the challenge.
49:05Listen, I want to move
49:06into your beaver lodge, Ebeneez,
49:08so fucking give me that beaver, okay?
49:10I am obviously a little upset that I'm here.
49:13I'm somebody in Vancouver
49:14who doesn't really do the back room shit.
49:18So for me to sit down
49:19and put pen to paper
49:20and make people laugh today
49:22is probably one of my proudest moments.
49:25And I can't stop smiling
49:28because I look fucking good.
49:30I feel good.
49:31And I did good today.
49:34I obviously hope you use the beaver on me
49:36because these two don't know
49:37how to use the beaver properly.
49:39Bitch, when I was 16,
49:41I had my time with the beaver.
49:42Yeah, sure you have, Hazel.
49:43Bitch, we're friends to this day.
49:45Hi, Kiana.
49:46If I were in the top,
49:47I would have used it on PM.
49:49I would use it on PM.
49:50I thought you were absolutely phenomenal.
49:52Uh, I would say Dulce, for sure.
49:55I think she's got the best track record.
49:58Who's the fucking gag over there?
49:59No, I said for sure.
50:00Oh, okay.
50:01Well, I mean, for me,
50:02I think, like, Hazel,
50:04I think you already had the beaver.
50:05Like, this is how I would process it.
50:07PM, you got the beaver last week as well.
50:09Dulce's never had the beaver.
50:11You were in the top
50:11in the commercial challenge.
50:13I don't know what Ebeneez is going to do here.
50:15She's got some really strong options,
50:16but she could also make a move
50:17in this competition.
50:18She also has an alliance
50:19with everybody up in here,
50:20so I don't know what this bitch is thinking.
50:22There's a lot of things
50:22to take into consideration.
50:23I can fully just base it off of today.
50:25I can base it off a track record.
50:27I can also base it off
50:28of what I think's going to come next.
50:30What if the next challenge
50:30is a performance challenge?
50:32Who I think is going to really,
50:34really eat it up next week.
50:35I know that Ebeneez is playing
50:37this game strategically,
50:39so I need to make sure
50:40that I give her an offer
50:42that she cannot deny
50:44so that I end up
50:45with the beaver in my hands.
50:46Ebeneez, can I say something, though?
50:48Yes.
50:48I feel like this week
50:50I rose,
50:51and I feel like
50:52I'm headed upwards,
50:53and if you were
50:54to ever find yourself down,
50:56I would scratch your back
50:58for sure,
50:59and I would scratch it so good.
51:01I feel like I didn't flop this week,
51:03and I really want to be here,
51:05and I will get you back
51:07if you get me this week.
51:08And you know what?
51:08D'all say,
51:09and I can say
51:09the exact same thing, too.
51:11Literally, girl,
51:12read fucking tweets.
51:13But you don't mean it.
51:14What do you mean
51:15I don't mean it?
51:16Because you put me
51:17out there last week,
51:18and I want to be your best friend.
51:19Bitch, I did not fucking
51:19put you out there last week.
51:21You didn't choose me.
51:22I was in the moment,
51:24but anyone else
51:25would fucking choose it.
51:25You're in the moment,
51:26I chose you.
51:27And that's the thing.
51:28So it is what it is.
51:30You know what I think?
51:31I think let them
51:32huddle it out on the lip sync.
51:33Put them down.
51:34Save me.
51:35Make it real simple.
51:36They need stuff to work out.
51:38Make them lip sync.
51:39Down.
51:40But I also want to see
51:41you turn the party,
51:42Dulce.
51:42Pardon?
51:43You said you could
51:44turn the party,
51:44and I want to see
51:45you go out there.
51:46I want to see you go.
51:47Like, girl,
51:47shut the fuck out.
51:48Like, whether we lip sync
51:49or not, like,
51:49I'm fucking ready
51:50to oof, girl.
51:51I love this untucked.
51:53PM gave me
51:54a very good offer
51:56that if I scratch
51:57their back now,
51:59they'll scratch
51:59my back later.
52:00I do believe them.
52:01I really do.
52:02Bitch, not everybody
52:03making that plea,
52:04so I guess I'm pretty good
52:06whoever the hell
52:06I choose.
52:07I don't know.
52:08Girl, I just gotta
52:09make a damn decision.
52:17Welcome back, queens.
52:19Ebony LaBelle.
52:21Heavy is the hand
52:22that holds the beaver.
52:24Who do you want to save
52:25from the chomping block?
52:27Y'all did not
52:28make it easy this week.
52:29Whoever I don't save,
52:31bitches,
52:31fight it out on the stage.
52:35I have chose to save Dulce.
52:37Dulce.
52:37You are out of the woods
52:47this week.
52:48You may join the others
52:49at the back.
52:51I love you, Alyssa.
52:51P.M., Hazel, I'm sorry,
52:58but this means you are both
53:00up for elimination.
53:02Two queens stand before us.
53:06Prior to tonight,
53:07you were asked to prepare
53:08a lip sync performance
53:09of Dumb Blonde
53:11by Avril Lavigne
53:12featuring Nicki Minaj.
53:14This is your last chance
53:15to impress us
53:16and save yourself
53:17from elimination.
53:21The time has come
53:23for you to lip sync
53:25for your life.
53:32Good luck
53:33and don't
53:34fuck
53:35it
53:36up.
53:40I ain't no
53:41dumb blonde.
53:42I ain't no
53:43stupid Barbie doll.
53:45I got my game on.
53:47Watch me, watch me,
53:48watch me prove you wrong.
53:49Well, there you go again
53:50telling me where I belong.
53:53You put me on the bench,
53:55don't think that I can
53:56play strong.
53:58So quick to come to start.
53:59Well, you think I'm
54:00messy, I'm not.
54:01You won't be so confident
54:03when I'm crushing you
54:05from the top.
54:06I'm a babe,
54:07I'm a pop
54:07that I'm making
54:07this my day.
54:09I can flip like a switch
54:11and I cut like a blade.
54:14I can sting like a bee
54:16but I'm sweeter than Hyundai.
54:19And I'm quick as a whip
54:20so get out of my way.
54:22Come and get it now.
54:24I ain't no dumb blonde.
54:26I ain't no stupid Barbie doll.
54:28I got my game on.
54:30Watch me, watch me,
54:31watch me prove you wrong.
54:33I ain't no dumb blonde.
54:35I am a freaking chariot.
54:37I need your icon.
54:39Watch me, watch me,
54:44watch me prove you wrong.
54:44Stand up everybody.
54:46Watch me, watch me,
54:49watch me prove you wrong.
54:54Watch me, watch me,
54:57watch me prove you wrong.
54:58I ain't clean, but I won the cup. Came through heavy on it in a Bentley truck. It was me, young Avril, security tuck. In the back, just in case one of y'all run up. One of y'all, um, um, all of y'all be stuck. When you see a young queen in the flesh, what's up? What I hate you was doing, got the Barbie poppin'. Now, all of them wanna be a Barbie, I'm watchin'. But you never gon' stop me, never gon' top me. Millions on millions, they never gon' dot me. I am the prototype of pink printin'. No, I don't want no frauds. Wink, wink.
55:24Oh no, I ain't no dumb blonde. I ain't no stupid Barbie color. I got my game on. Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong. I ain't no dumb blonde. I am a freakin' cherry hole. Yeah, I'll be your icon. Just watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
55:42All right.
55:46That was great.
55:49Watch me, watch me, watch me perform
55:51I'm not a baby, but I'm coming
55:53Yeah, I'm gonna say it now
55:55Let's go, sounds, raise and count
55:57Watch me, watch me, watch me,
55:59if you're wrong
56:00That was great
56:07Queens, we have made our decisions
56:19P.M. Shantae, you stay
56:22I'm so sorry
56:30I'm the only person I want
56:31I need to go
56:34Go with it
56:36Go with it
56:37Hazel
56:39Yes
56:40Behind those hazel eyes
56:42Is a star on the rise
56:45Thank you so much
56:47For this opportunity
56:49I feel so blessed to be here
56:51Well, we are so blessed to have you here
56:52Thank you
56:54Now sashay away
56:55This flat white will end
56:58Fit now
56:58Love you
57:01Love you
57:02You can catch my one-person comedy show
57:09Coming very soon
57:10You got any cop tickets?
57:13I feel very disappointed
57:19I just feel like I didn't really get to show off
57:22Who I am truly as a performer
57:25Just besides that
57:26Iconic lip sync
57:28You bitch
57:35Am I beefy O'Hara in this moment?
57:37Oh my god
57:44The beautiful hazel
57:47You are absolutely beautiful
57:49Like you said
57:50You should be so proud of yourself
57:52This is just the beginning
57:53This is just the beginning
57:53And that's what it's about
57:54I know
57:55I've sashayed away a few times in my time
57:59Get your person, come on
58:02Let's go
58:03We going to Texas
58:03Let me take her
58:04Let me take her
58:05Is the bus still running?
58:07Yeah, I am
58:08Baby, you're going to the train station or something
58:10Girl, hit it
58:12Congratulations, Queens
58:14You live to slay another day
58:17The world has never needed the magic of drag more
58:20So remember
58:21Stay true, north, strong, and
58:25Here
58:26That's right
58:28Now let the music play
58:29Next time on Canada's Drag Race
58:47You'll be the hostesses with the mostesses
58:50On our brand new drag talk show, The Shade
58:53I feel a little sad that neither of you really wanted me in your group
58:56This is definitely not the energy that I want to start with
58:59It's not just like having a drag mother, a drag daughter
59:02It's about the connections you make along the way
59:04Girl, this is boring
59:05I love this talk show, by the way
59:07Wow!
59:08You were made for TV
59:09You're like Cindy Lou Who's slutty cougar stepmom, Tanya Lou Who
59:15Tanya
59:16Thank you
59:17Thank you
59:44Thank you
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