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00:00:00My internet thirst trap is my boss.
00:00:05Kill me now.
00:00:07This is your presentation.
00:00:15I want to see you now.
00:00:17What?
00:00:18Unbutton your shirt.
00:00:20Do you even know who I really am?
00:00:24Boss.
00:00:25Jim, out, now.
00:00:31Who are you, really?
00:00:32If he ever finds out, he'll definitely fire me.
00:00:36Fake boyfriend.
00:00:38Bro, let me introduce you to my new girlfriend.
00:00:41You have to line up.
00:00:42I'm not buying that.
00:00:43It's obvious.
00:00:45The kitten sister.
00:00:47Excuse me?
00:00:48People have eyes!
00:00:49So, you're dating my younger son, and your sister is dating my older one?
00:00:57Yes.
00:00:59And you are?
00:01:00I'm Kitten.
00:01:01But where's Brooke?
00:01:04Hi, Kitten.
00:01:05Why are you so in love with her?
00:01:15Cybercrush.
00:01:19I'm Kitten.
00:01:26I've got a million followers on Instagram just because I've got a perfect muse.
00:01:32Fox.
00:01:33V.
00:01:33Cybercrush.
00:01:41Always be a muse.
00:01:43Just for you.
00:01:46It feels like I was right there, by watching this video.
00:01:57Brooke, I need a Q2 breakdown in an hour.
00:01:59Boss, I...
00:02:00Oh, fuck.
00:02:05I'm supposed to manifest in Vox's house.
00:02:11Kitty, meet me at this restaurant tonight.
00:02:13I'll finally get to meet my online boyfriend in person.
00:02:19I can't wait, babe.
00:02:35You're a good kitten.
00:02:37I got you blue flowers.
00:02:42Hi, V.
00:02:42No freaking way.
00:02:48My internet thirst trap is my boss?
00:02:55Cybercrush.
00:02:59Wait.
00:03:00You, I...
00:03:05What's this happen?
00:03:07Victor?
00:03:08Lee.
00:03:09What are you doing here?
00:03:12I...
00:03:13Just eating.
00:03:15You know, that's not illegal, right?
00:03:17So you have time for lunch dates, but you don't have time to get the proposal that I asked for yesterday.
00:03:23On it.
00:03:23Right away, sir.
00:03:24I'll go back to the office.
00:03:25My boss is such an asshole.
00:03:38One day, I'm gonna kick him in the ass.
00:03:41Hard.
00:03:42Sounds worse than my useful assistant.
00:03:44Go for it.
00:03:44I'm screwed.
00:03:45I'm screwed.
00:03:46If he ever finds out about me drawing nude paintings of him to all my followers, he'll definitely fire me.
00:03:53Heads up.
00:03:54The boss is in one of his moods.
00:03:56But good thing I told him you'd be leading today's, um, meeting.
00:04:00Wait, what?
00:04:00Is it even possible?
00:04:04How could a ruthless CEO turn out to be the trending cybercrush?
00:04:09Hey, why did you reply to my text?
00:04:10Did I do something wrong?
00:04:19Why are you spacing out?
00:04:20Start the presentation.
00:04:23Yes, right away.
00:04:26Is it because I didn't send a nude pics yet?
00:04:30Well, start the presentation.
00:04:50This is your presentation.
00:04:58This is your presentation.
00:05:00Wait, I know that guy.
00:05:06That's Vox 77, the internet sex symbol.
00:05:09The dude has millions of followers.
00:05:11He was here right now.
00:05:12I would kiss every inch of that.
00:05:13How on earth do you have that unpublished pic?
00:05:24Out.
00:05:25Now.
00:05:25Now.
00:05:25Now.
00:05:25Now.
00:05:25Now.
00:05:25Now.
00:05:26Now.
00:05:26Now.
00:05:26Now.
00:05:26Now.
00:05:26Now.
00:05:26Now.
00:05:26Now.
00:05:26Now.
00:05:30How are we about to do this?
00:05:42In the break room?
00:05:43Kitten.
00:05:44Hi.
00:05:45Who is she to you?
00:05:47Kitten?
00:05:48I'm like her biggest fan.
00:05:50I.
00:05:50Her Vox fanart is godlike.
00:05:53I'm.
00:05:54They're like the hottest couple online.
00:05:56You're a terrible assistant.
00:05:59But you have good taste.
00:06:01Get back to work.
00:06:05Give me her address.
00:06:06I need to find her ASAP.
00:06:08There's no way that Victor can find out about me being kitten, but how do I hide this from
00:06:13him?
00:06:13Sorry, Vox.
00:06:14Maybe it's better we don't meet up.
00:06:16Not yet.
00:06:20Who's there?
00:06:21Who's there?
00:06:23Who's there?
00:06:27Who's there?
00:06:31Who's there?
00:06:32Who's there?
00:06:36Here for a kitten?
00:06:42Want a signature or a hug?
00:06:44Kisses cost extra.
00:06:45No, actually, I'm for a boyfriend.
00:06:48You're right.
00:06:48I've seen plenty of obsessed fanboys like you.
00:06:56Filthy smoke peddler, go to hell!
00:07:03So, that's why she ghosted me.
00:07:05She thought that I was one of those creeps.
00:07:07Bingo.
00:07:08That's why I screen everything.
00:07:10No more weirdos at the front door.
00:07:12I'm sorry.
00:07:13I'll leave.
00:07:14Just make sure that she gets those.
00:07:24Still not ready to talk about it.
00:07:28These are the cookies from my comics.
00:07:33He said he'd make them himself.
00:07:35That hug was from him, too.
00:07:37Seems like a good guy.
00:07:44Hey, Vox.
00:07:45Sorry, kitten.
00:07:46If you're not ready, I get it.
00:07:49I'll wait.
00:07:50Now for how long it takes.
00:07:53I want to see you.
00:07:55Now.
00:07:58Wait.
00:07:59What?
00:08:06Kid, I'm on my way home.
00:08:08Why not stay in the car?
00:08:09You're getting very bold.
00:08:14What if I told you that you are about to inspire this steamingest drawing I have ever done?
00:08:21I'd do anything for you.
00:08:23Turn on your camera.
00:08:28Unbutton your shirt.
00:08:30Slowly.
00:08:31There we go.
00:08:39Now that is a canvas worth drawing.
00:08:44Close your eyes.
00:08:47Picture this.
00:08:49I crawl all over you.
00:08:51Pressing.
00:08:54And do.
00:08:56In the minutes.
00:08:58Come sit on my lap.
00:09:02Kiss me.
00:09:05Kiss me.
00:09:09I just found you're good at me.
00:09:11I just want to kiss you.
00:09:13Kiss me.
00:09:13Kiss me.
00:09:13Kiss me.
00:09:15Kiss me.
00:09:15Kiss me.
00:09:21Like what it listens to so long
00:09:28I hope I'm not saying this too soon
00:09:34But I'm so old meant to do
00:09:39Yes, I'm right next to you
00:09:51Let me hear you
00:10:12Can
00:10:15The CEO's got an interview tomorrow morning
00:10:32I need that briefing draft like yesterday
00:10:34Right on it
00:10:35You okay?
00:10:38Yeah, just swamped again
00:10:41Oh, over time, your boss sucks
00:10:45Congrats
00:10:46You just roasted yourself
00:10:49I wish I could see her
00:10:50If only even just imagine it
00:10:53I really did that
00:10:59Victor
00:11:0010 out of 10 would risk my career again
00:11:07The CEO just bailed on the interview
00:11:12How the hell am I supposed to explain that to the magazine?
00:11:15What if I could get him to show up?
00:11:17You?
00:11:18Yeah, bullshit
00:11:19I bet I could have him there by 10
00:11:22You can make that happen
00:11:24I'll be your assistant for the rest of the week
00:11:26Ken hasn't replied
00:11:29Did I push her too far?
00:11:31Did I push her too far?
00:11:35Do you even know who I really am?
00:11:59I'm actually
00:12:02Britney
00:12:04Britney
00:12:05Britney
00:12:05If you have nothing to say
00:12:09Then go back to work
00:12:10Wait, I...
00:12:11No loitering
00:12:12Understood, boss
00:12:13Got the new trend star?
00:12:20Mad respect for anyone who lands that cover
00:12:23What if I made the cover?
00:12:24What is in it for me?
00:12:25Dinner
00:12:26Dinner
00:12:26Anywhere
00:12:27My treat
00:12:29No reply
00:12:31Guess dinner's not enough, babe
00:12:3450 seconds
00:12:3755
00:12:38Almost 10
00:12:41Told you he'd bail
00:12:43Thank you for agreeing to this interview
00:12:57Your magazine is the first and only one that'll clap
00:13:00What the hell did you say to him earlier?
00:13:08It's a secret
00:13:08Now, go get me a coffee, assistant
00:13:11Glad I finally agreed
00:13:16We did it
00:13:17Thank you for your patience
00:13:19I'm sad
00:13:19Wow, I've never seen Victor smile like that
00:13:23Hmm
00:13:23Ice prince by day
00:13:26Shirtless thirst trap by night
00:13:28Interview's almost done
00:13:30Where should we meet tonight?
00:13:31Here
00:13:32See you then
00:13:33So, the cookie guy, Vox, is your evil boss
00:13:39I'm worried he figured out
00:13:43Of course I'm freaking out
00:13:44That's why I need a backup
00:13:45Alright, PopQuest
00:13:47He comes at you shirtless
00:13:48What's your move?
00:13:56I jumped him right there
00:13:57You're insane
00:13:58Have you seen him?
00:14:00I just need you to stall him
00:14:02Just tell him that the kitten's sick or something
00:14:04Shh
00:14:05In these unpublished comics
00:14:16You're here right now
00:14:17Kitten, hope you like the surprise I planned
00:14:23Babe, forgot to say
00:14:26I hate balloons
00:14:28Stop blowing them up
00:14:30Oh, thank God
00:14:32Pop every last one of them
00:14:33You have three minutes
00:14:34Let me toss him
00:14:36Are you serious?
00:14:37Yeah
00:14:38Quit if you want
00:14:39Stupid Victor
00:14:46Damn girl
00:14:50That ass is pop
00:14:51Oh my god, are you okay?
00:15:14This gun is really deep
00:15:15We've got to get you to a hospital
00:15:16Oh, I've got somewhere I need to be
00:15:18It's okay
00:15:19You should come
00:15:21She left
00:15:24She thought you weren't coming
00:15:26Yeah
00:15:28Caden, he was really drunk
00:15:37So I took him home
00:15:39Victor, you are really wasted
00:15:42Okay
00:15:44I want you to answer
00:15:46I wouldn't answer a drunkenness like you
00:15:56Did he figure it out?
00:16:19I see so much
00:16:21It's like I'm saying things
00:16:23It's like you
00:16:23Right here
00:16:25Hi, Kitten
00:16:39Why are you so in love with her?
00:16:42Right here
00:16:43Are you okay?
00:16:54Stay with me
00:16:54Come on
00:16:57Victor
00:17:02You're awake
00:17:04Where is she?
00:17:06Where's the girl that saved me?
00:17:08She was gone when I got there
00:17:10But she dropped this
00:17:14And
00:17:28You saved me
00:17:30You're my guardian angel
00:17:32But why?
00:17:34What if Kitten's been hiding something?
00:17:36What if she's not what you think that she is?
00:17:40I'll trust what I see with my own eye
00:17:42Easy
00:17:47It's getting late
00:17:49Sleep tight
00:17:51Maybe your dream will come true
00:17:54I can't keep lying to him
00:18:04We should just go back to being strictly professional
00:18:06So what's the plan?
00:18:08Before he falls any further
00:18:09I need to meet with him
00:18:10As Kitten
00:18:12What if he recognizes you?
00:18:16Well
00:18:16I'm a comic artist
00:18:18These guys are half my job
00:18:20Kitten
00:18:25Thanks for agreeing to meet
00:18:26I am here
00:18:28You want some company?
00:18:36No
00:18:36I have a girlfriend
00:18:37Come on
00:18:39I've seen you sitting here for the last hour by yourself
00:18:43Don't lie to me
00:18:44He said no specific
00:18:45Let me
00:18:49Thanks for the drink
00:18:52We both appreciate it
00:18:54Hi Vox
00:18:56I can't believe it's really you
00:18:58I'm so
00:18:59Actually
00:19:00I came here to break up with you
00:19:02What?
00:19:04You just stood up for me
00:19:05I'd stand up for any hot stranger
00:19:07You're not special
00:19:08Can I do something wrong?
00:19:11I mean I can fix it
00:19:12No, no, no
00:19:12You didn't
00:19:13You just got bored
00:19:14That's all
00:19:15That face
00:19:18God
00:19:19Run
00:19:20Run before you fall harder
00:19:22Goodbye
00:19:23I'm not letting go
00:19:29It's only
00:19:29It's only
00:19:30Wait, you
00:19:33Wait, you
00:19:37You're so
00:19:39You're
00:19:40What?
00:19:42Yet more than I imagine
00:19:43Thank you
00:19:47I have to offer
00:19:48Please
00:19:49Oh my god
00:19:54He didn't recognize me
00:19:55Boss?
00:20:01Did you say he wasn't doing anything?
00:20:04Mr. Muse?
00:20:06Rush room's around here, right?
00:20:08Yes
00:20:08Someone's coming
00:20:09I was just saying
00:20:10I was going to give you a chance
00:20:12Fine
00:20:12I promise
00:20:13But
00:20:13You have to let me go
00:20:14Boss?
00:20:21Uh
00:20:22A surprise
00:20:23No way
00:20:35I lost my badge
00:20:37Oh my god
00:20:4030 minutes late
00:20:46No chance
00:20:47I'll run into
00:20:48Boss
00:20:51Getting on or not?
00:21:03You're kidding
00:21:04Stalker
00:21:04Aren't you?
00:21:06No
00:21:06No
00:21:07I
00:21:07Just a fan
00:21:08I
00:21:08I've got this
00:21:09Official tote bag and everything
00:21:11Stalking's a serious crime
00:21:12The company's zero tolerance policy
00:21:15No, I
00:21:16I am not a stalker
00:21:17I
00:21:17I am a loyal employee
00:21:19I
00:21:19Speaking of which
00:21:21Your delivery
00:21:22I'm on it
00:21:24I actually have some packages
00:21:28Wait, let me go
00:21:29Thank you
00:21:30Kidden
00:21:30Why do you have this employee badge?
00:21:33Oh, I found it at the restaurant
00:21:34Weird
00:21:35Huh?
00:21:36Wait
00:21:36That's why he thinks I'm a stalker
00:21:38That should be everything
00:21:39Thank you
00:21:41Have a good day
00:21:42You too
00:21:43Watch it, try hard
00:21:47Sucking up to the CEO now?
00:21:52This is a talking kind of sucking up
00:21:54He's not even the type
00:21:55He's just all stiff suits and fake charm
00:21:58Who knows what's under
00:21:59Kill me now
00:22:04Hey boss
00:22:08What a coincidence
00:22:09I've got a package for you
00:22:11Kidden, I just got chewed out by my assistant
00:22:23Maybe she was trying to get your attention
00:22:26Who knows
00:22:27She might look up to you
00:22:29Doubt it
00:22:30My dumb assistant can never be as sweet or as sexy as you
00:22:34Um
00:22:37My new client
00:22:40Has sent us a sample
00:22:42To collect
00:22:43Brooke
00:22:49Where's the actual sample?
00:22:52Oh
00:22:53I'm sorry
00:22:54This is the right one
00:22:56Never mind
00:22:59Moving on
00:23:01Not trying to suck up, huh?
00:23:05Slut
00:23:05Kitten's embroidered on this
00:23:15So
00:23:16Who are you really?
00:23:25Who are you really?
00:23:27It's
00:23:28It's just a fan gift
00:23:29I'm not buying that
00:23:31At your desk
00:23:33Because I'm giving you a raise
00:23:36And a promotion
00:23:37What?
00:23:39You don't have to lie anymore
00:23:40Drawings on your laptop
00:23:42Tote bag
00:23:43Package
00:23:44It's obvious
00:23:45You're a kid and sister
00:23:47I
00:23:48I mean
00:23:48What?
00:23:49Yeah
00:23:50I'm gonna treat you right
00:23:51Because
00:23:52I'm gonna be your
00:23:53Brother-in-law soon
00:23:55You've lost your mind
00:23:57Um
00:23:58Has she mentioned me?
00:24:00Never
00:24:00Well that explains your attitude
00:24:02Just so you know
00:24:03I'm ride or die for kid
00:24:05Excuse me?
00:24:07Yeah
00:24:08Just tell kid and hell
00:24:09Great I am
00:24:10You know
00:24:10We're gonna laugh about this
00:24:11Over eggnogs
00:24:12He can never find
00:24:18Then come back
00:24:19To destroy me
00:24:20Relax
00:24:21I will find you
00:24:22A fake boyfriend
00:24:23Emergency cover
00:24:25Fake boyfriend?
00:24:32Your assistant works
00:24:33At my company
00:24:33Don't worry
00:24:34I'll take her care of
00:24:35No way
00:24:37Don't tell me
00:24:38She's the assistant
00:24:38That you complain about
00:24:40Every day
00:24:40Sorry
00:24:41Yeah
00:24:42But I promise
00:24:43I'll keep my distance
00:24:43LMAO
00:24:45She's all work
00:24:46And allergic to office romance
00:24:48Plus she's got a super hot boyfriend
00:24:50Hey bro
00:24:53What is this?
00:24:57You can crash here
00:24:58But don't touch my stuff
00:25:00I'm here
00:25:11Where are you?
00:25:14Nice to meet you babe
00:25:15Hey
00:25:16Thank you for helping me out
00:25:18But we don't need to get too close
00:25:19Unless someone's watching
00:25:20What's for me?
00:25:22I'm trying to keep my family
00:25:23Out of my back
00:25:23Partners in crime
00:25:25Starting today
00:25:34Brooke will be your new team lead
00:25:35She's just a community college grad
00:25:38Why her?
00:25:39Are you questioning my decision?
00:25:45Also
00:25:45Meet Brooke's new intern
00:25:46Hi I'm Liam
00:25:56Nice to meet everyone
00:25:57Liam
00:25:58This is Brooke
00:25:58You'll be on her team
00:26:00Wait what?
00:26:03Liam
00:26:04You work out
00:26:06Did you want to go grab drinks later?
00:26:09Got plans for my supervisor
00:26:11What is going on?
00:26:22You never told me that you work here
00:26:24Never asked
00:26:25Didn't we agree to keep our distance?
00:26:28Until we needed a favor?
00:26:29This is a job
00:26:30Not your playground
00:26:31Of course
00:26:32Looking forward to working with you
00:26:36Supervisor
00:26:37Just stay away from me
00:26:39At the office
00:26:39Be professional
00:26:41Or you'll regret it
00:26:42I thought you weren't a fan
00:26:52Of office romance
00:26:53Let her go
00:26:54Oh my
00:26:59I'm so sorry
00:27:00Brooke
00:27:10Didn't you say we had to keep things professional?
00:27:14Or I'd regret it?
00:27:16I'm sorry
00:27:17I
00:27:17You can flirt with
00:27:23Anyone
00:27:24Except for her
00:27:26I just made things
00:27:30It's ten times worse
00:27:31What now, drama queen?
00:27:35That fake boyfriend
00:27:36That you found for me
00:27:38He's my intern
00:27:39And he's flirting with me
00:27:41In the break room
00:27:41Where people have eyes
00:27:43Breathe
00:27:45We have bigger problems
00:27:48Your fans are freaking out
00:27:50It's been over a month
00:27:50Since your last post
00:27:51Vox hasn't posted anything either
00:27:53I'm out of inspiration
00:27:55Kidman, I was thinking
00:27:57Of filming a new video
00:27:58Oh my god
00:27:59This is fake
00:28:00He's meant to be
00:28:02I'm yours
00:28:03But this time
00:28:04I'm about you to let me
00:28:05Whatever you want from me
00:28:07I'm yours
00:28:10Kidman
00:28:22Don't you like it?
00:28:25I do
00:28:26I just
00:28:26I
00:28:27I want to try out some new lighting
00:28:29Do you have any sketch paper at home?
00:28:32Sketch paper?
00:28:33Mm-hmm
00:28:33What do you want me to do?
00:28:41Imagine that I'm right there with you
00:28:43Drawing every line of your body
00:28:46Right there
00:29:03Where the muscle dips and curves
00:29:07Is perfect
00:29:08I need to stop
00:29:15This is pulling me in too deep
00:29:17That's enough for today
00:29:22I'm not going anywhere
00:29:27She just can't start
00:29:29I hope I'm not saying this too soon
00:29:37But I'll do all of it
00:29:41Cause I just can't get enough
00:29:46I can't get enough
00:29:49Of your love
00:29:51I can't get enough
00:29:57Don't talk about bathing so easily
00:30:08It actually hurts
00:30:10You know
00:30:27I have feelings for someone
00:30:43If this video hits 1 million likes
00:30:45I'll ask her to go public
00:30:47Go public?
00:30:52Vox has almost a million followers
00:30:55He wouldn't actually go public
00:30:57You know Vox?
00:30:59Um
00:31:00Why would you say that?
00:31:05You're always watching his videos
00:31:06It's kind of obvious
00:31:07I'm just a fan
00:31:09A casual fan
00:31:10Right
00:31:12Oh
00:31:13FY
00:31:13Victor's skipping the meeting
00:31:15Fever
00:31:16A fever?
00:31:17Oh no
00:31:19Victor
00:31:27Are you feeling okay?
00:31:31Who are you being so affectionate?
00:31:34Shit
00:31:35I forgot
00:31:36I'm broke right now
00:31:37Where's your sister?
00:31:40She's here
00:31:41Let me go grab her
00:31:42Thank God I brought my emergency kit
00:31:47Yeah
00:31:49Jane
00:31:53What are you doing here?
00:31:56Brooke
00:31:56She told me that you were sick
00:31:58Oh that's probably my brother
00:32:01You want your home?
00:32:03No
00:32:04You taking a shower?
00:32:11You taking a shower?
00:32:15Yes
00:32:15Thanks there
00:32:20Can I get some privacy?
00:32:23You got it bro
00:32:24Yes bro
00:32:26What?
00:32:29What are you doing?
00:32:30Your makeup is a disaster
00:32:31It looked terrible
00:32:32I make any look
00:32:35I'm terrible
00:32:35Just keep this one
00:32:40Okay
00:32:41Well now you're in trench table
00:32:43Now you're going to get sick
00:32:44This bro
00:32:44I left you some food
00:32:54And medicine on the table
00:32:56Don't forget
00:32:58Now
00:33:00Sleep like a good boy
00:33:03And I'll give you your word early
00:33:05Okay
00:33:07Good morning
00:33:19That post you put up last
00:33:20That whole fake boyfriend keyed the boss at bay thing
00:33:24Is that supposed to throw Victor off?
00:33:26You have a wild imagination
00:33:32Do I?
00:33:36Then why were you sneaking into the boss's house last night?
00:33:42You're Victor's brother?
00:33:46Still feeling at the office?
00:33:49Trying to figure out what's going on between you and Brooke
00:33:50She's my assistant
00:33:54She could come over to my house
00:33:56Everything's going on between her and I
00:34:02It's none of your business, Liam
00:34:04Boss, I...
00:34:08Don't worry about it
00:34:10I'll protect you
00:34:11I mean, I'll...
00:34:14Protect your sister
00:34:15Brooke
00:34:21Brooke, could you check the spring samples in the storage room?
00:34:24Right now?
00:34:25The boss needs them
00:34:26The boss needs them
00:34:26Flirting with the boss and his brother?
00:34:43I'll teach this skank
00:34:45A lesson
00:34:46Hello?
00:34:53Can somebody help me?
00:34:56Please, please let me out
00:34:58Why do I care so much?
00:35:26Hey, you kidding
00:35:28Brooke should stay away from Liam
00:35:30He's a Claire
00:35:30Don't want your sister getting hurt
00:35:32I've got you
00:35:45I'll get you some water
00:35:54Are you feeling okay?
00:36:02Are you feeling okay?
00:36:06You...
00:36:07You...
00:36:08You saved me
00:36:10Oh, thank God
00:36:12Don't worry
00:36:24I'll get you going, okay?
00:36:34I'm gonna give you one chance
00:36:36Explain what you did to Brooke last night
00:36:38I have no idea what you're talking about
00:36:41Still getting those samples?
00:36:49Elle
00:36:49Ring a bell
00:36:50You saw my phone?
00:36:57Thank God
00:36:59Thank God it was still on my work account
00:37:00Why did you put Brooke in that storage closet?
00:37:03She's been throwing herself at you for promotions
00:37:05I...
00:37:06I just wanted to teach her a lesson
00:37:08Enough
00:37:09You're demoted
00:37:10Front desk needs new sales reps
00:37:12Just wait
00:37:15I'm not done with you
00:37:17Thanks for helping me
00:37:24To give you a fair warning
00:37:26My brother goes through girlfriends like tissue paper
00:37:29Liam's never hurt me
00:37:31And...
00:37:32Even my sister said that we should give it a shot
00:37:35She really said that?
00:37:37Let's be real
00:37:38You don't love my sister
00:37:40You love a version of her that you made up
00:37:42But once you meet the real her
00:37:44You're gonna hate her
00:37:46Brooke, you wanna go for a drink?
00:37:51She's working
00:37:51Finish it for us
00:37:53All right here
00:37:53Or are you just jealous?
00:37:56Glad?
00:38:15What's going on with you today?
00:38:18I messed everything up
00:38:20I lied to the one person I shouldn't have
00:38:22And now I don't want to fix it
00:38:24So...
00:38:25You caught feelings for someone?
00:38:26I don't want to go
00:38:28But I don't want to be something
00:38:29Is this my brother?
00:38:30Is this my brother?
00:38:30Of course not
00:38:32I...
00:38:33You can't get out
00:38:34It's okay if you don't like me
00:38:43Maybe you don't have to tell the whole world about it
00:38:45Let me take you home
00:38:47Who wants to take her home?
00:38:51It's me
00:38:51It's your choice
00:38:55I'll call you from the road
00:39:14The worst time didn't go
00:39:17It's what I hear your voice
00:39:20Telling me something I don't know
00:39:23It is time to go
00:39:26She's my kitten
00:39:30No...
00:39:34No...
00:39:34Kitten is...
00:39:36Actually...
00:39:38Not so fast
00:39:43How do you really feel about me?
00:39:49You're just like her
00:39:51You're brave
00:39:53Stubborn
00:39:56And you're cute
00:39:59So then you're...
00:40:03Really not kidding
00:40:05I'm just kidding
00:40:07I already have kitten
00:40:15I need to keep my distance from Brooke
00:40:18Never drinking again
00:40:23I don't remember a thing after the bar
00:40:26Fuck
00:40:30Did I piss him off again?
00:40:35Package for Miss Kitten?
00:40:38Crap!
00:40:39I wrote the wrong address
00:40:40Kitten?
00:40:42Wait...
00:40:42The adult comic artist?
00:40:44She works here
00:40:45No diggers
00:40:47Phone number is 555
00:40:51Sorry, that's mine
00:40:53But Kitten posted a photo once
00:40:57She's clearly a woman
00:40:59So?
00:41:00I like to crossdress
00:41:01What's the problem?
00:41:07You're welcome
00:41:08I have no idea what you're talking about
00:41:15Come on
00:41:16You don't think I've figured it out yet?
00:41:19Yeah, no
00:41:20Cause I told the same exact thing
00:41:21And he was like
00:41:22Hey
00:41:23Apologize to her
00:41:26Relax
00:41:27Just a little squeeze
00:41:28No big deal
00:41:29You think that women are toys?
00:41:31I'm gonna show you how we treat
00:41:33Creeps
00:41:38You are a piece of shit
00:41:40Double kill
00:41:42Are you okay?
00:41:44Come on
00:41:45Don't touch him again
00:41:50So you've been watching me
00:41:56Since that day five years ago?
00:41:58It's hard to forget a girl that fights you back
00:42:00You're stuck in my head
00:42:01So now
00:42:03I like you
00:42:04My parents are always trying to get me
00:42:06To bring someone home
00:42:07Just for a month
00:42:08You think you can help me out?
00:42:10Uh
00:42:10Don't worry
00:42:12Just pretend
00:42:13Relax
00:42:17Let me introduce my new girlfriend
00:42:18Is it true?
00:42:26Um
00:42:26I don't want him to figure about her kidneys
00:42:29Kind of
00:42:32For now
00:42:33Liam doesn't even know
00:42:43That kitten is dating his brother
00:42:45What the hell have I gotten myself into?
00:42:52I can be your used to
00:42:53Ditchbox
00:42:54Who is that voice?
00:42:58Victor please forgive me
00:43:00I think I just created an even bigger mess
00:43:03With abs
00:43:04Please tell me
00:43:11This is all just a dream
00:43:13What are you guys doing in my house?
00:43:34You're with me
00:43:36Right?
00:43:38Okay
00:43:38You know you want the younger
00:43:40Hotter version
00:43:41Oh my god
00:43:56I'm still going to fanfic right now
00:43:58Don't you draw a box enough
00:44:05Don't you want new inspiration?
00:44:10She's my girlfriend
00:44:11Invite me to what you want
00:44:13Just love me another
00:44:15She's mine
00:44:17Enough!
00:44:21Who told you
00:44:24That you could come into my house
00:44:26And act like this
00:44:27Naughty boys deserve to be punished
00:44:34Punished me a hard one
00:44:36Who behaved just for you
00:44:39What?
00:44:40What?
00:44:40What?
00:44:42That compass tells me where to go
00:44:46Everything I put took to go
00:44:50This can't be real
00:44:59Oh my god
00:45:09That was just a dream
00:45:10God
00:45:15How am I even supposed to look at them now?
00:45:20Bro
00:45:21Get in
00:45:24Good morning, Miss Donna
00:45:35I have your favorite low-cap latte
00:45:38Exactly 135 of this
00:45:41That's the Iron Lady
00:45:42Our top shareholder
00:45:44Total witch
00:45:45Where's Victor?
00:45:48It's Witherstone Circus
00:45:51Nightmares?
00:45:53You two seem awful close
00:45:55That's my girlfriend
00:45:56I'm really so sure
00:45:57Enough!
00:45:57Both of you!
00:45:59Just shut up!
00:45:59Shut up!
00:46:04Victor?
00:46:05Care to explain?
00:46:07Hi, Mom
00:46:08Mom?
00:46:09Mom?
00:46:10So, you're dating my younger son
00:46:17And your sister is dating my older one?
00:46:20Yes
00:46:20And you're all deeply in love?
00:46:24Absolutely
00:46:24100%
00:46:25Next week's dinner, bring your sister
00:46:31Wait, no
00:46:33She'll be there
00:46:34There's no way out
00:46:40I just need to come clean and quit
00:46:42No way
00:46:44Wait at least until payday
00:46:45How am I supposed to fake it now?
00:46:48Don't worry
00:46:48There's a plan
00:46:49And you are?
00:47:01I'm Kitten
00:47:03And this is my friend, Kaden
00:47:06Kaden
00:47:07I'm so glad that you're in my blankets
00:47:12Wait
00:47:13Your face
00:47:16You and your sister have different vibes
00:47:27You're both gorgeous
00:47:29Oh, thank you
00:47:31Well, where's Brooke?
00:47:35Oh, she'll be here soon
00:47:36But, uh, you guys chat
00:47:39I have to go move my car
00:47:40You okay?
00:47:55Yeah, I just
00:47:57Just, I need some air
00:47:59Why do you have a breath?
00:48:02Oh, it's so hot, you know
00:48:05I just need to fix my face for a second
00:48:07You go ahead
00:48:08Go on in
00:48:08I'll meet you in there
00:48:09Thank you
00:48:10Hey, wait
00:48:18Are you Brooke?
00:48:21Yes
00:48:22Yes, I am
00:48:23Where's your sister?
00:48:26Uh, she just stepped out for her phone
00:48:27But she'll be right back
00:48:29Come on
00:48:29Let's go back in
00:48:30It's manic couture
00:48:37Just go with it
00:48:39So, uh, where is the other young lady?
00:48:48Something urgent
00:48:49She'll be right in
00:48:50Look at the toast then
00:49:02I guess a toast to an amazing dinner
00:49:14I like your energy.
00:49:24That's a bit much, don't you think?
00:49:27Confused?
00:49:28It's my girlfriend.
00:49:31It's opposite, man.
00:49:34I...
00:49:35You know what?
00:49:36My stomach is really hurting.
00:49:39I...
00:49:40I'm gonna step out.
00:49:44I can't even start.
00:49:52I asked you a question.
00:49:55It's okay.
00:49:56I'm sorry, too.
00:49:56I promise you I will tell you everything.
00:49:59Just...
00:50:00It's not right now.
00:50:05No matter what, I'm always on your side.
00:50:11I should go.
00:50:13Um, thank you so much for having me over and for dinner.
00:50:24Looking for this?
00:50:29I have no idea what that is.
00:50:31You and Kit are the same person, aren't you?
00:50:32Guess I was too late.
00:50:37But hey, I respect your choice.
00:50:40Sorry, Liam.
00:50:41It's always been Victor.
00:50:45I was just too afraid to tell him.
00:50:47I'm just his stupid assistant.
00:50:49I thought he'd be disappointed.
00:50:51Why, Woody?
00:50:52You're amazing.
00:50:54If you're ready to tell him the truth, I'll back you up.
00:50:59We met Woody's locked and naughty.
00:51:08I'm ready.
00:51:09I'm gonna tell Victor the truth.
00:51:11You got this.
00:51:12Let's meet at Caden's restaurant tonight.
00:51:19Today.
00:51:25You seem unusually cheaper today.
00:51:28That's because I am, Vox.
00:51:33From my favorite influencer.
00:51:35Vox.
00:51:45He's the star of our next campaign.
00:51:48No, no.
00:51:48No, absolutely not.
00:51:50Why not?
00:51:53Why not?
00:51:55He's, uh...
00:51:56He's body's average.
00:51:58Yeah, he doesn't match our brain aesthetic.
00:52:00No.
00:52:00I've also heard that he has a really bad attitude.
00:52:04Like, a total fear.
00:52:06How dare you talk about my idol that way.
00:52:12I'm dead set on working with Vox.
00:52:15I'm serious.
00:52:17Vox is our star.
00:52:19Your team is in charge of making it happen.
00:52:21You fail, I'll fire all of you.
00:52:25Wait, what?
00:52:27Oh, and my PI found his phone number.
00:52:30Oh, hey, Vox.
00:52:41Emergency meeting.
00:52:42Right now.
00:52:42Come on.
00:52:46I need to tell you something.
00:52:48Sign it out.
00:52:49Sign it out.
00:52:50Fuck's really nice.
00:52:51I...
00:52:52I didn't do it.
00:52:54It's like fame.
00:52:55I just wanted King's attention.
00:52:57Oh, I see you.
00:52:59I just wanted to talk about the proposal.
00:53:02He really doesn't want anyone to know.
00:53:05I have to protect his secret for now.
00:53:09I'm here, kid.
00:53:10I found Vox's secret hideout.
00:53:14What?
00:53:15Someone leaked his favorite hangout online.
00:53:18It's this restaurant.
00:53:23You can't go.
00:53:25Why not?
00:53:26That account is pure tabloid trash.
00:53:29I mean, I bet you a hundred bucks it's not even a real address.
00:53:33Don't care.
00:53:34And if you try to stop me again, I'll fire you.
00:53:39Wait, my phone!
00:53:45What now?
00:53:47Still trying to sabotage the company's million-dollar deal?
00:53:50Could you at least give me my phone back, please?
00:53:52Oh, right.
00:53:55Emergency.
00:53:56Cancel's the day's meeting.
00:53:57Here, if it doesn't matter what happens, I'll wait for you.
00:54:06Is that Vox?
00:54:08Jason?
00:54:09Our boss.
00:54:11Victor?
00:54:13What are you doing?
00:54:14Oh, boss.
00:54:16You are such a workaholic.
00:54:18Getting here early to meet the client.
00:54:20Client?
00:54:21No, I'm here.
00:54:21I asked Victor to come.
00:54:23You did?
00:54:24But, um...
00:54:24Hi!
00:54:25I asked Victor to come.
00:54:31You did?
00:54:31But, um...
00:54:32You ordered bread!
00:54:35Is he good?
00:54:39How do you know?
00:54:40My sister sent me to see.
00:54:41But he don't.
00:54:42That's not the point.
00:54:44So, did you see Vox?
00:54:47No.
00:54:48This is on you.
00:54:50You slowed me down.
00:54:52Hey, this isn't...
00:54:53This isn't her fault.
00:54:56I'm the one that let Vox go.
00:54:58I don't care.
00:54:59I want Vox's ad done.
00:55:02You have one week.
00:55:03Fine.
00:55:04Yeah, as long as I can meet with him alone.
00:55:05Because influencers think we're super private, you know?
00:55:09Mm.
00:55:09Alone?
00:55:10You're running the shoot?
00:55:12Yeah, I mean, I know he's fought the best.
00:55:13Because I'm a huge fan.
00:55:16Oh.
00:55:17Good luck, then.
00:55:22So, you know my body, Beth?
00:55:26Uh-huh.
00:55:27Take off your jacket.
00:55:41You know, you are stiff as a mannequin, Mr. Influencer.
00:55:46You know, you're not a very good director.
00:55:48This is not as good as kidding.
00:55:52Directing?
00:55:53Mm-hmm.
00:55:54Okay.
00:55:54Okay.
00:55:54Okay.
00:55:57Let's do this my way.
00:56:02I feel my face in the neck.
00:56:11You are beautiful.
00:56:19Let's try this.
00:56:22I don't care.
00:56:23I don't care.
00:56:27You're kidding, aren't you?
00:56:39You're kidding, aren't you?
00:56:42Were you hoping I'd see us?
00:56:43I soon have asked that, huh?
00:56:50I'm sorry.
00:56:52Now's not the time.
00:56:54Not yet.
00:56:56Of course I'm broke, boss.
00:57:00Here, uh, do you want to see some of these shots?
00:57:02No, I, um, I think you should just go.
00:57:06Right, yeah, I'll head out.
00:57:09Um, can I, can I ask you, what is it you like so much about Kitten?
00:57:15I don't like her for who she is or what she does.
00:57:24I like her for her.
00:57:27Then I think you're going to meet her very soon.
00:57:30She owes you a lot and she's ready to make it up to you.
00:57:33Oh my god, our campaign hit over a million likes?
00:57:41Damn, Brooke, these shots are insane.
00:57:45Someone earned herself a promotion.
00:57:51This campaign shattered records.
00:57:53We couldn't have done it without you, Brooke.
00:57:55Couldn't have done it without Vox.
00:57:56I booked a French place.
00:58:05You crushed it, it's time to celebrate.
00:58:08Not happening.
00:58:10Victor, you're dating her sister.
00:58:12So tell me, what does this have to do with her?
00:58:17She...
00:58:17She hasn't finished her work yet.
00:58:23Damn.
00:58:25Sorry, babe.
00:58:26You haven't told me the truth yet.
00:58:29Still waiting for the right moment.
00:58:42How long were you going to stay that way?
00:58:46Ad gallows Friday night.
00:58:48Make sure your sister Kitten and Vox show up.
00:58:51Yes, ma'am.
00:58:52Let's see what happens
00:59:01when the world sees Vox's real face.
00:59:12Holy...
00:59:13shit.
00:59:14So, bro, I'm obsessed with your work.
00:59:22Yeah, but then I'm so...
00:59:24I bet you won't know.
00:59:26Vox's first real-world appearance.
00:59:31This time, I'll face my feelings.
00:59:34If it works out, I'll buy this ring and propose.
00:59:36Check it out, everyone.
00:59:51The king of fish traps is actually our boss, Victor.
00:59:56The king of fish traps is actually our best way to kill her in my suit.
01:00:19Create an even bigger headline.
01:00:20I am Kitten.
01:00:25We are together.
01:00:27That ship you've all been rooting for?
01:00:29It's real.
01:00:30Brooke is a filthy liar.
01:00:40Just like Vox, they're both trash.
01:00:43I am not going to let you hurt Vox anymore.
01:00:51Please, let me explain.
01:00:52Well, poor Porter's coming to get you out of here ASAP.
01:00:55No, Victor, please, let me explain.
01:00:57Katie's coming for you.
01:00:59I've got to get Victor out of here now.
01:01:06It's just been 48 hours and not a single message from Victor.
01:01:11If he's going to break up with me, he should just be a man and do it.
01:01:15Wait, what if something happened to him?
01:01:19Stop.
01:01:20He's a CEO.
01:01:21He has his image and shareholders to think about.
01:01:24That takes time.
01:01:25He probably hates me for lying.
01:01:32So, you knew I was Vox online.
01:01:38So, you knew I was Vox online.
01:01:43Liar!
01:01:44I was Vox this whole time.
01:01:47It's over.
01:01:51It's over.
01:01:51He's never going to forgive me.
01:01:52I should just resign.
01:01:56I'm going to go take a shower.
01:01:57Try to relax.
01:01:58Remember me?
01:02:15Filthy smut peddler, go to hell!
01:02:19It's you.
01:02:19You ruined my life.
01:02:22But you get all the fame and love.
01:02:23Why?
01:02:24Money, dude.
01:02:25You want money?
01:02:26I can give you money.
01:02:28Don't touch her.
01:02:37You want to fight?
01:02:39Come on!
01:02:40I should do some.
01:03:03I should do some.
01:03:08Victor, hi.
01:03:13You okay?
01:03:15The doctor said that you need more rest, then.
01:03:17You disappeared for two days.
01:03:19Explain yourself.
01:03:20I had to clean up the mailing store, and I took a quick trip to Paris.
01:03:26I saw your resignation letter, and it's already been rejected.
01:03:29Paris.
01:03:38This time, I'll face my feelings.
01:03:45If it works out, I'll buy this ring and propose.
01:03:51You bought the ring?
01:03:55You don't care that I've been lying to you.
01:03:57No matter who you are, Kitten, Brooke, it's always been you.
01:04:03Together.
01:04:08Marry me.
01:04:16Yes.
01:04:17I will marry you.
01:04:18It's a good, good feeling.
01:04:22We're living the dream.
01:04:35Waking up to good food and a hot man.
01:04:38Pinch me.
01:04:39I must be dreaming.
01:04:40You're seeking me and recording me?
01:04:42Millions of fans are dying to see Vox's domestic side.
01:04:45It's weird and cream.
01:04:50Try this one.
01:04:58You're getting bolder.
01:05:00Well, what can I say?
01:05:01I had a great teacher, Miss Kitten.
01:05:03So?
01:05:04You found your new creative direction?
01:05:06No.
01:05:07I found you.
01:05:12I think it's time we had a private lesson.
01:05:14Off the record.
01:05:16Woo!
01:05:21Talk to you later.
01:05:22I want you.
01:05:23I want you.
01:05:24I want you.
01:05:25I want you.
01:05:27I want you.
01:05:28I want you.
01:05:29I want you.
01:05:29I want you.
01:05:30I want you.
01:05:31I want you.
01:05:31I want you.
01:05:32I want you.
01:05:32I want you.
01:05:33I want you.
01:05:33I want you.
01:05:34I want you.
01:05:34I want you.
01:05:35I want you.
01:05:35I want you.
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