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00:00:00And my dad's best friend.
00:00:02I'm a summer intern assistant for my junior year of college, but I can never tell him that I want him to shove my face down on his desk and fuck me until my mind explodes into a thousand pieces.
00:00:16Everybody else in, except for Sophie.
00:00:19We have something to talk about, cool.
00:00:21He always treats Sophie differently.
00:00:30Mr. Delancey, what did we need to discuss?
00:00:37There's no one here. You can call me Uncle Jesse.
00:00:40There's no way I'm calling you that.
00:00:43Listen, kid, it's your last day.
00:00:45Your dad wanted me to make sure that you actually learned something here, so you showed up.
00:00:49God, he's so hot.
00:00:51Is that a new cologne he's wearing? He smells so good.
00:00:55This is a very important meeting, so I need you to lock in.
00:00:58And as soon as you're done, go right back to campus.
00:01:00Yep. There's a 20-year age gap between us.
00:01:03He still treats me like a kid.
00:01:05But this kiddo is now a grown-ass woman.
00:01:09Hey.
00:01:11You keep staring at me and blanking off. You've been doing that since you were a teenager.
00:01:17Hey, you really need to quit smoking.
00:01:20Also, don't call me a kiddo. I'm 21.
00:01:23You'll always be a kid to me.
00:01:26I'll stop smoking.
00:01:28It's my bad habit, not yours.
00:01:32Isn't it silly that I've held on to my virginity all this time, just hoping I'd lose it to Jesse?
00:01:39I like this quarter's projections, but they can be better, so we need to step it up.
00:01:44Anybody have any ideas of other locations?
00:01:46Hey, bestie.
00:01:47How's it going with that smoking hot dilf?
00:01:49Tell me you've already hit that.
00:01:51As if it's that easy.
00:01:52But he's right here with me now.
00:01:54I'm floating.
00:01:55OMG, that is so you two.
00:02:07I'm literally screaming.
00:02:08Hey.
00:02:12Come here.
00:02:14Yes, sir.
00:02:19Everybody else's meeting's over.
00:02:24Close the door.
00:02:25I'm sorry you walked around teasing me off that.
00:02:36Now you're going to get me mad for.
00:02:42Take your shirt off.
00:02:44I don't think...
00:02:45Don't think.
00:02:46Do what you told.
00:03:00Don't make a sound.
00:03:01Your co-workers are right outside that door.
00:03:05You want them to hear you moan?
00:03:06Oh, my God.
00:03:16I guess we're going to have to gag you.
00:03:18I don't know.
00:03:34Yes, sir.
00:03:38What the hell is she smiling about?
00:03:40I told her this meeting's important.
00:03:42Daydreaming again.
00:03:44Hey.
00:03:45Come here.
00:03:46Me?
00:03:47Yeah.
00:03:48Project the demo for me.
00:03:50Sophie, snap out of it.
00:03:52This is work.
00:03:52You need to focus.
00:03:56Oh, my God.
00:03:58I think I'm in love with my dad's best friend.
00:04:02I can't stop thinking about him.
00:04:03I want his perfect mouth on mine.
00:04:09Wait.
00:04:11Your dad's best friend?
00:04:13Wouldn't that make him your dad's age?
00:04:15Sophie, that's literally disgusting.
00:04:20That's enough.
00:04:22Sophie, stay here.
00:04:23Everybody else, get out.
00:04:23Meeting's over.
00:04:24Boss, what she did was completely inappropriate.
00:04:28We should put her in line.
00:04:30Get out.
00:04:31All of you.
00:04:32Let's go.
00:04:32Let's go.
00:04:39Sophie, this is an important meeting.
00:04:41I told you to be focused.
00:04:42Aren't you even going to ask me who I'm talking about?
00:04:45My dad's best friend?
00:04:46Who do you think that is?
00:04:51He's not even going to ask?
00:04:53Does he not care at all?
00:04:55Well, since you already saw it, I might as well tell you how I feel.
00:04:57No, Sophie.
00:04:59Some things you can't take him back when you say.
00:05:01I don't know.
00:05:01Jesse, I'm in love with you.
00:05:11No, Sophie.
00:05:13You're like a daughter to me.
00:05:14Don't say that.
00:05:15It's not like that.
00:05:16I love you how a woman loves a man.
00:05:18I've been dreaming about us getting married and having a white picket fence and a dog and
00:05:22children that run around the backyard.
00:05:25That kind of love.
00:05:26Don't you understand?
00:05:27No.
00:05:28No, you're just young and you're confused and you're going to outgrow these feelings.
00:05:32Outgrow these feelings?
00:05:34I've had a crush on you for forever.
00:05:36I can't get rid of these feelings, okay?
00:05:37They're not going anywhere.
00:05:39Well, until they do, we shouldn't see each other again.
00:05:40You can't just give us one chance just to try.
00:05:49No.
00:05:50You're my best friend's daughter.
00:05:51I'm not going to do George like that.
00:05:52If he finds out, he will come to this office with a shotgun.
00:05:55He will shoot me.
00:05:57Jesse, you literally sell guns for a living.
00:06:01Surely you're not afraid of a little shotgun.
00:06:04Sophie, I'm serious.
00:06:07Wait.
00:06:08Does that mean...
00:06:10You like me too?
00:06:12It's just because of my dad?
00:06:14No.
00:06:15No, it's one of the small reasons.
00:06:16It's the bigger reason is that I'm not right for you.
00:06:19I'm old.
00:06:20I'm divorced.
00:06:22You're young.
00:06:23You haven't even had a boyfriend yet.
00:06:25You need to be with somebody your own age.
00:06:27You can't tell me what I want, okay?
00:06:29I know what I want and it's you.
00:06:32Well, I don't want you.
00:06:36I see.
00:06:37I'll stop bothering you then.
00:06:45Sophie, as a man, I'm deeply drawn to you.
00:06:49But as your father's best friend, I can never cross that line.
00:06:52Damn it.
00:06:53Of course, you didn't follow me.
00:07:01Why would...
00:07:01You mean it, right?
00:07:06It's running pretty hard.
00:07:07No, thanks.
00:07:13No!
00:07:14Stop!
00:07:15Ah!
00:07:18Listen, I'm meeting up with my boyfriend.
00:07:21Okay?
00:07:21He's going to know when I don't show up.
00:07:23Please, he's a really powerful man.
00:07:25You wouldn't want to piss him off.
00:07:26We know a bluffer when we hear on Sweet Cheeks.
00:07:29Nobody's coming for you.
00:07:33Do you want money?
00:07:34I have money.
00:07:35I don't know.
00:07:36You have...
00:07:36We don't want money?
00:07:38She's so fucking hot.
00:07:40I get to go first.
00:07:42What are you doing?
00:07:43Please, please let me go.
00:07:46Let me go!
00:07:47Shut up.
00:07:49Sophie!
00:07:50Is that Jesse?
00:07:56Get your fucking hands off her!
00:08:05Are you okay?
00:08:08Yo, Grandpa.
00:08:17You really shouldn't mind your fucking business, old man.
00:08:26Take another step or pull your fucking brains out.
00:08:35Get on the ground!
00:08:38Get on the fucking ground!
00:08:41Don't kill us!
00:08:42Please don't kill us!
00:08:44It'll never happen again.
00:08:46Please, buddy.
00:08:46I didn't know we have a side to him.
00:08:48911, what's your emergency?
00:08:50Hello, I have an attempted rape.
00:08:52Two white males, mid-20s.
00:08:54The corner at 46 and 30.
00:08:57Listen, bro.
00:08:58Just...
00:08:59Now you guys are going to sit here and wait for the cops.
00:09:03And if I see you come around here again,
00:09:06I'm going to fucking kill you.
00:09:09You all right?
00:09:10Oh!
00:09:24Sofie, stop staring at me.
00:09:32I wasn't staring.
00:09:33I just...
00:09:35Wait, you're hurt.
00:09:41It's nothing.
00:09:44I'm going to get you some dry clothes.
00:09:46He still came looking for me.
00:09:48Does this mean he has feelings for me, too?
00:09:49Here, you can change into this.
00:10:05What the hell are you doing?
00:10:06You told me to get changed.
00:10:08In the bathroom?
00:10:09I thought you saw me as a kid.
00:10:11So, what's wrong with me changing in front of you?
00:10:16See yourself.
00:10:16Liar.
00:10:38Okay.
00:10:39Let me get this wound holed up for you.
00:10:42I sound fine.
00:10:43You gotta go get some sleep.
00:10:44You know what a spare bedroom is.
00:10:47Get some rest.
00:10:48I'll drop you off of your house first in the morning.
00:10:53If you don't have feelings for me,
00:10:54then why are you running away?
00:10:56I'm not running away, Sofie.
00:10:58I'm tired.
00:11:00I've had a long day, obviously.
00:11:07And why is your heart beating so fast?
00:11:09Why are you hard?
00:11:24Do you have any idea what you're doing right now?
00:11:30Snap out of me, Jessie.
00:11:31This is your friend's daughter.
00:11:32Yeah, I know what I'm doing.
00:11:35You're hard.
00:11:35That means you want me.
00:11:36It means I'm a healthy man.
00:11:39You're standing here looking like a tease any man would be.
00:11:42But don't get it twisted.
00:11:44This isn't love.
00:11:45This isn't affection.
00:11:47It's biology.
00:11:48Fine.
00:11:56You want to be a scaredy cat and hide your feelings?
00:11:59I'll force you out of your cave.
00:12:03It's my dad's wedding today.
00:12:05I haven't spoken to Jessie since that night.
00:12:07You may now kiss the bride.
00:12:15Jessie should be here by now.
00:12:16Jessie should be here by now.
00:12:18Where is he?
00:12:25There he is.
00:12:26Be cool, Sofie.
00:12:39Late to your best friend's wedding?
00:12:42I guess your relationship with my dad isn't as close as I thought.
00:12:48So, you gotta take it easy on the booze.
00:12:51You're barely 21.
00:13:05Why don't you go watch the ceremony from the front?
00:13:07To be honest, I don't even think it really matters that I'm here.
00:13:10And your father still wants you to wish him well?
00:13:12Trust me, I've wished him plenty.
00:13:14Doesn't seem to help.
00:13:16That's my fifth stepmom.
00:13:18She's 30.
00:13:19Who knows if he'll bring somebody younger around and make him call her mom.
00:13:23Your father loves you.
00:13:24You know that.
00:13:26I know he does.
00:13:27He's my dad.
00:13:29But the real question is...
00:13:31Do you?
00:13:38Selfie, you're drunk.
00:13:40Oh, there you guys are.
00:13:46Hey, Dottie.
00:13:47Welcome to the family.
00:13:50Congratulations.
00:13:52Yeah.
00:13:57She's drunk.
00:13:59I'm gonna take her down the lake.
00:14:00Maybe she sobers up a little bit.
00:14:02Keep an eye on Sophie for me, would you?
00:14:03Not only these bastards thinking it's his easy prey because he's tipsy.
00:14:08He's the only one I trust around here.
00:14:09Are you the suit to every girl?
00:14:22You're not every girl.
00:14:24I'm a best friend's daughter.
00:14:27Can you please come up with something new?
00:14:28I'm tipsy, okay?
00:14:34Just let me rest.
00:14:35Fine.
00:14:36I'll stop bothering you then.
00:14:41Fine.
00:14:41I'll stop bothering you then.
00:14:43Soky, what are you doing?
00:15:04Soky!
00:15:18Soky?
00:15:19Soky!
00:15:20Wake up!
00:15:21Hey!
00:15:21So
00:15:49So that was my first kiss.
00:15:54So that was my first kiss.
00:15:57Her first kiss? Which means Sophie's still a virgin.
00:16:02That wasn't her kiss, that was CPR.
00:16:05What the fuck are you thinking? You scared the shit out of me, it's not funny!
00:16:10If you don't care about me, then why are you so worried?
00:16:15Next time I'm gonna let you drown.
00:16:20I love you.
00:16:28This is crazy. Mergers and acquisitions, guns, weapons, things like that.
00:16:38Nothing can happen between you and Sophie. You have to stop thinking about it.
00:16:42Alright, alright. It is late. It is my wedding night.
00:16:46Mmhmm.
00:16:48And we...
00:16:52Going back to our tent.
00:16:54You all have fun and we will see you tomorrow.
00:16:59Come on baby.
00:17:00Ow.
00:17:01I'm pretty tired too. So, tired of my tent. I'll see you guys in the morning.
00:17:12I'm good.
00:17:13I'm good.
00:17:14I'm bad.
00:17:15You all have fun.
00:17:16Anyway.
00:17:17Let's go.
00:17:23I'm good.
00:17:25I will see you tomorrow.
00:17:27I know where you are.
00:17:31Never.
00:17:33I know where you're.
00:17:34Where you are?
00:18:04Mr. Delancey, we're in your office. Anyone can walk by.
00:18:09So what?
00:18:11I'm the CEO, not a morse.
00:18:14You know, ever since you joined this company, it's taken my full willpower and I think it's your own name.
00:18:19And you're a subie?
00:18:20Then kiss me, boss man.
00:18:29I'm gonna fight to rap against this window.
00:18:32I don't know what kind of experience you had with these boys, but they're about to have an orgasm from around there.
00:18:38Yes.
00:18:40Yes, why?
00:18:41Yes sir, please fuck me.
00:18:46So...
00:18:54I heard you calling my name.
00:19:02Are you touching yourself, thinking about me?
00:19:06What? No.
00:19:08No, why are you in my tent?
00:19:10Get out.
00:19:11You're not gonna get out of this one, Jessie.
00:19:13You can't call my name, let me see that, and still pretend you don't have feelings for me?
00:19:19What do you want me to say?
00:19:24You want to tell you, yes, yes, I find you attractive.
00:19:27I'm very attracted to you, but any man would be in their right mind.
00:19:30You're beautiful, you're kind, you're sexy, you checked every box.
00:19:35Alright, is that what you wanted to hear?
00:19:37That doesn't mean that we can be together.
00:19:39Yes, that's exactly what I wanted to hear.
00:19:42Do you know how happy I am right now?
00:19:44Where's your bra?
00:20:09I didn't wear one.
00:20:10Or babies.
00:20:14Fuck you.
00:20:24Jessie, I want you.
00:20:26Want me to what?
00:20:28I want you to make love to me.
00:20:30What are you talking?
00:20:32I want you inside of me now.
00:20:34I'm finally gonna lose my virginity to Jessie.
00:20:36This is what I've been waiting for.
00:20:38So that was my first place.
00:20:39Sophie's still a virgin.
00:20:40You're a virgin.
00:20:41Yeah, so it's not a big deal.
00:20:42Fuck me.
00:20:43What the hell am I doing?
00:20:44Stop.
00:20:45We have to stop.
00:20:46We can't do this.
00:20:47What?
00:20:48Why?
00:20:49I can't be the one that takes your virginity.
00:20:50You have to deal with somebody that you love.
00:20:51With someone your own age.
00:20:52You're not a man like me.
00:20:53You are the man I love.
00:20:54Why do you think I'm still a virgin?
00:20:55I've been waiting for you.
00:20:56I'm sorry.
00:20:57We can't do this.
00:20:58I can't be the one that takes your virginity.
00:21:01You have to deal with somebody that you love.
00:21:03With someone your own age.
00:21:04You're not a man like me.
00:21:06You are the man I love.
00:21:07Why do you think I'm still a virgin?
00:21:09I've been waiting for you.
00:21:12I'm sorry.
00:21:13We can't do this.
00:21:14This should have never happened.
00:21:15He's such a jerk.
00:21:26I was practically naked in front of him and he chickened out because I'm a virgin.
00:21:30What if he just can't?
00:21:32You know, like, erectile dysfunction?
00:21:34No, I felt it.
00:21:35It was hard as a rock.
00:21:36Mom, then what the hell is he resisting for?
00:21:39Well, as your best friend, I will help you bang him.
00:21:43How?
00:21:44He said it's because you're a virgin, right?
00:21:47What if we make him think that you're not?
00:21:55The fastest way to conquer a man?
00:21:57Exploit the three sins that they always fall for.
00:22:01Step one, last.
00:22:03Sex is their basic instinct.
00:22:05And no guy can resist a smart seduction, especially from a beauty like you.
00:22:14But I've tried, like, so many times.
00:22:17The lake, the tent, seduction doesn't seem to work.
00:22:20So then step two, greed.
00:22:22If he's not craving you now, we will make sure that he does.
00:22:25We'll play that game.
00:22:27Push, pull, repeat.
00:22:29Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:22:30Then step three, envy.
00:22:35It's bringing some competition, right?
00:22:38Like someone who looks nothing like him.
00:22:42We'll make him feel, like, threatened and jealous.
00:22:45And like I said, all we have to do is make him think that you're not a virgin anymore.
00:22:50You're a big lifesaver, Kelly.
00:22:54I owe you huge if this works.
00:22:56Oh, trust me.
00:22:57It will work.
00:23:03But how do I do stuff too?
00:23:05I mean, how do I make him feel like he can't have me but still care about me?
00:23:09Gotta quit your bad habits.
00:23:11Alright, no texting, stop calling.
00:23:13Two weeks, total silence.
00:23:15Two weeks, you'll completely forget about me.
00:23:18Trust me.
00:23:19In two weeks, we will go somewhere where he'll hate running into you.
00:23:25Then, he won't be able to help himself.
00:23:29Somewhere he'll hate running into me.
00:23:32Come on, go do what I told you.
00:23:45He's literally looking over here right now.
00:23:48Mark totally has the hots for you.
00:23:51Are you sure?
00:23:52I don't even know that guy.
00:23:53Listen, we went to college together.
00:23:55So I can tell you that he is, like, super reliable and he's hot and he's rich.
00:24:01I mean, he will definitely make Jesse jealous.
00:24:04And he has been eyeing you all night.
00:24:07Do you even want your hot daddy or not?
00:24:10I'm feeling good.
00:24:14I'm feeling fine.
00:24:16Ready to shine.
00:24:18Ready to shine.
00:24:20Ready to shine.
00:24:22Ready to shine.
00:24:23Ready to shine.
00:24:24Ready to shine.
00:24:26Cool.
00:24:30Somewhere?
00:24:31No.
00:24:33What was that?
00:24:34While you got you?
00:24:35Inside you're probably lost.
00:24:36Size and singing.
00:24:37Knife-oriented,iathing.
00:24:39We loved family-
00:24:49Sophie, you look drunk.
00:25:17Where are you?
00:25:18It's dangerous to be out drunk.
00:25:20Fish!
00:25:21Fish is taking the bait.
00:25:27Why isn't he here yet?
00:25:29You just texted in the address like 10 minutes ago.
00:25:33Give it a second.
00:25:39What if he doesn't come?
00:25:40Hey, be patient, alright? Just...
00:25:4310 more minutes.
00:25:46Let's dance over there.
00:25:50He's not coming.
00:25:51Everything is over.
00:25:59Told you we nailed.
00:26:01Who the hell are you?
00:26:10I didn't invite an old man to my party.
00:26:12Oh!
00:26:14Well...
00:26:15This is Sophie's uncle.
00:26:17Uncle.
00:26:18It's nice to meet you, sir.
00:26:21I'm Sophie's friend.
00:26:25Why'd you come?
00:26:28Were you worried about me?
00:26:31Or maybe...
00:26:33Just a little jealous?
00:26:35Jealous?
00:26:37You sent me that text message alluring me here.
00:26:38Don't play smart.
00:26:39You're the one that wants me to lose my virginity to guys my own age.
00:26:50It's your choice.
00:26:51Then why are you here messing up my chance of mine meant to be?
00:26:54The truth is, is that...
00:26:58Sophie hates her uncle.
00:27:00And he's like a total control freak.
00:27:03And he is super strict.
00:27:04She's fucking 21.
00:27:05She'll give it whatever she wants.
00:27:06Yeah, exactly.
00:27:07Right?
00:27:08Go over there and pull her aside.
00:27:10Please.
00:27:11And...
00:27:12Really...
00:27:13I think you guys would make such a cute couple.
00:27:14I really do think you should blur a chat.
00:27:27Fine.
00:27:28Then that's what I'll do.
00:27:32Then that's what I'll do.
00:27:34Do what exactly?
00:27:35Lose my virginity to Mark.
00:27:37That kid's a walking STD.
00:27:38He's not right for you.
00:27:40Sophie?
00:27:41I haven't seen you since college.
00:27:44I...
00:27:45I think we should totally catch up on present.
00:27:50Hey, uncle!
00:27:52Sophie's 21!
00:27:55I think you can chillax, fright, or having fun.
00:27:58I'm only sure she gets home safe.
00:28:02Come with me.
00:28:04Jessie?
00:28:06Last chance. Do I go?
00:28:09You can do whatever you are.
00:28:11Or someone coming here tonight.
00:28:14Great.
00:28:19I'll see you later then.
00:28:38Hey, don't lock the door.
00:28:39Okay, okay.
00:28:40Just wanted some privacy.
00:28:42You want a drink?
00:28:43No.
00:28:44I'm fine.
00:28:50A guy and a girl.
00:28:53Alone.
00:28:55In a room.
00:28:57I think we all know what happens next.
00:28:59I respect her decision.
00:29:00Jesus.
00:29:01Jesus.
00:29:02Will you just man up?
00:29:03You're here, right?
00:29:04You obviously care about her.
00:29:06I mean, are you...
00:29:07Are you really gonna let her go do something that she's gonna regret?
00:29:11It's more complicated than you think.
00:29:16Can I give you a kiss?
00:29:17Um...
00:29:18I'm not ready.
00:29:19We barely know each other.
00:29:20Come on.
00:29:21It's just a little kiss.
00:29:22I won't do anything else.
00:29:23I'm sorry.
00:29:24I don't think I can do this.
00:29:26Why'd you go into my room?
00:29:27Are you just leading me on for fun?
00:29:29You're right.
00:29:30I shouldn't have done that.
00:29:31I'll get out of your hair.
00:29:33You can't even change your mind about things like this, okay?
00:29:35No!
00:29:36Get off of me!
00:29:45She said no, motherfucker!
00:29:49Come on.
00:29:50You're coming home with me.
00:29:51Now.
00:30:00Oh, fuck.
00:30:01Why does he look so mad?
00:30:03Are you mad at me or something?
00:30:05Why would I be mad at you?
00:30:07Well, you look mad.
00:30:09And for what?
00:30:10You're the one that told me to go be with guys my own age.
00:30:12So I did.
00:30:13And now you're upset?
00:30:16I'm upset because you almost got yourself hurt.
00:30:19What were you gonna do if I didn't show back up?
00:30:21Was your friend gonna help you?
00:30:23What are you gonna do?
00:30:24Are you gonna sleep with some random guy despite me?
00:30:26What the fuck's going on in the head of yours?
00:30:28Okay, fine.
00:30:29I shouldn't have done that.
00:30:30But what else am I supposed to do?
00:30:32Nothing I do seems to work on you.
00:30:34I have humiliated myself over and over again just in hopes that you would see me as a grown-ass woman.
00:30:41But every time you give me hope and then you just crush it, it's not fair.
00:30:46You have feelings for me too.
00:30:47You're just too scared to admit it.
00:30:52Okay, fine.
00:30:53You know what?
00:30:54I'll leave and I'll never bother you again.
00:30:56Why is my dad calling you?
00:30:57Why is my dad calling you?
00:30:58George, what's up?
00:30:59Sophie.
00:31:00Why is my dad calling you?
00:31:01Why is my dad calling you?
00:31:03George, what's up?
00:31:04Sophie's semester starts soon and she has to transfer to another apartment but uh, we're gonna be ready to go.
00:31:05another week and then I understand how I'm doing.
00:31:07I'm out of here.
00:31:08I'm out of here.
00:31:09No, I'm out of here.
00:31:10I'm out of here.
00:31:11Oh, I'm out of here.
00:31:12You're not.
00:31:13Why is my dad calling you?
00:31:26George, what's up?
00:31:27Sophie's semester starts soon and she has to transfer to another apartment, but we're going to be ready for another week and have an eye on our honeymoon.
00:31:36The thought of her shacking up with strangers just really, really bothers me.
00:31:40Now, you're the only person I trust with her safety.
00:31:43Do you want to see if she stays with you for a week?
00:31:46Just until the lease starts?
00:31:50Yeah.
00:31:52What did you say?
00:31:57We got to pack your stuff up.
00:31:58Pack? Pack for what?
00:32:00Your dad wants you to move in with me.
00:32:02I can't believe the lease of my apartment is all ready.
00:32:18Well, you can stay here until the new lease starts.
00:32:21Then you got to go.
00:32:22Packed to being a cold hard ass.
00:32:24So are we going to talk about the kiss or not?
00:32:28Because you did kiss me.
00:32:30Or are you going to pretend like that didn't happen either?
00:32:31That was my father.
00:32:34I shouldn't have done that.
00:32:36I don't want you to feel bad.
00:32:38I wanted you to kiss me.
00:32:39That's the problem, Sophie.
00:32:46Because I'm going to kiss you too.
00:32:47Your father trusts me.
00:33:01I can't betray his trust.
00:33:03My dad probably doesn't even care.
00:33:04You're just assuming that he does.
00:33:06I know him.
00:33:07I know men.
00:33:08If he found out about us, whatever this is,
00:33:12he will get a gun and he will shoot me dead.
00:33:14So what?
00:33:17You're just going to give up on us then?
00:33:28Just give me time.
00:33:30Meaning?
00:33:31After you graduate, if you still love me, then I'll...
00:33:34So you're saying that once I graduate, I have a chance?
00:33:39Yes.
00:33:40Despite my best efforts, I can't get you out of my mind.
00:33:44And leaving you is the hardest thing I've ever done.
00:33:48Just picturing another man with his arms around you drives me crazy.
00:33:51So I'm not going to run away from this, but I want to do it on my terms.
00:33:56Okay.
00:33:57What are your terms?
00:34:00Number one.
00:34:04No sex.
00:34:06Okay.
00:34:06No sex, but I can still touch, right?
00:34:09Rule number two.
00:34:12No flirting.
00:34:14No tempting me.
00:34:15It's hard enough as it is.
00:34:17I can't promise anything.
00:34:19Rule number three.
00:34:20You're here for a week.
00:34:22When school starts, you check into your dorm.
00:34:25This is nothing like what I expected.
00:34:28I don't graduate for another year.
00:34:30That's so far away.
00:34:35My house.
00:34:37My rules.
00:34:37Come on.
00:34:42I'll show you your room.
00:34:54So, this is you.
00:34:56I'm right next door if you need anything.
00:34:57Seems like there's things I don't know about you.
00:35:09I've told you I'm not some good girl.
00:35:11But if you want a good girl, I can play the part.
00:35:14Not very good girl actions here, huh?
00:35:24Jessie, I have.
00:35:27Rule number two.
00:35:29No flirting.
00:35:36Or confiscate this.
00:35:37He's taking a shower.
00:35:55Same roof tonight.
00:35:59Same bed soon.
00:36:00Jessie, I'm so hot.
00:36:22Nope.
00:36:23This is killing me.
00:36:24Jessie, I'm getting that vibrator back.
00:36:30Jessie.
00:36:31Jessie.
00:36:40Where did he go?
00:36:42What the?
00:36:58Mills?
00:36:59That's what he's into?
00:37:02So he likes all day one of them.
00:37:04I can't fight a battle blindfolded.
00:37:07I need to know exactly what type of girl Jessie likes if I want to win him over.
00:37:13No secret it is.
00:37:14Holy shit.
00:37:33So rough.
00:37:40Looks like you found out the secret.
00:37:42I don't know.
00:37:44What are you doing in my room?
00:37:48Um, I just came to get my things.
00:37:55You don't follow directions too well.
00:38:02How should I corner you?
00:38:04About me.
00:38:14How?
00:38:16She has no idea how fucking tempting she looks right now.
00:38:23Why'd you sneak into my room?
00:38:24Why'd you sneak into my room?
00:38:28Just watch porn?
00:38:30I just wanted to know what you like.
00:38:34You figured it out?
00:38:37You like cop most.
00:38:39Yeah.
00:38:41Keep guessing.
00:38:43I feel something hard against my leg.
00:38:45Got you for that, right?
00:38:46Got you for that, right?
00:38:51I feel something hard against my leg.
00:38:54Got you for that, right?
00:38:56But, Jessie?
00:38:58Mm-hmm.
00:38:59The rule is no flirting.
00:39:00That girl will be the death of me.
00:39:09What is he doing?
00:39:22Yummy.
00:39:38Yummy.
00:39:38Yummy.
00:39:38You hungry?
00:39:48There's breakfast inside.
00:39:50If you have one more salt, I'll join you.
00:39:52That's cheating.
00:39:54I'll join you.
00:39:57Let me help.
00:40:08God damn it.
00:40:12I almost had him.
00:40:22At the party, you wanted to kiss me, didn't you?
00:40:35No.
00:40:36Running away?
00:40:42You can't pretend anymore.
00:40:46I'll handle the rest.
00:40:54You gonna eat?
00:40:59Nope.
00:41:00I'm all sweaty for my workout, so I'm gonna shower.
00:41:05What workout?
00:41:06Get, I'm trying to wash.
00:41:24Is that my shirt?
00:41:29So am I distracting you?
00:41:30You're breaking rules.
00:41:39No flirting.
00:41:41But I skint down.
00:41:43And so?
00:41:45You hungry?
00:41:46No underwear?
00:41:59Uh-uh.
00:42:02I ain't cheating, princess.
00:42:04So what now?
00:42:05You didn't punish me at last time?
00:42:06Is that what you are?
00:42:07You don't want any clutters?
00:42:08Punish me harder, please.
00:42:23You really do deserve to be punished.
00:42:26Yeah, so punish me now.
00:42:27I needed this for so long.
00:42:46I didn't know you were in such kinky stuff.
00:42:48I'm going to leave you tied up here until you promise to stop breaking the rules.
00:42:59This isn't the kind of punishment I expected or wanted.
00:43:17You stay here.
00:43:18Think about what you've done.
00:43:19Jesse.
00:43:28I'm back.
00:43:35Still don't tell those tricks, huh?
00:43:38Hi.
00:43:40I'm Jesse's wife.
00:43:41I'm Jesse's wife.
00:43:50Ex-wife, Karen.
00:43:51We're divorced.
00:43:52Hmm.
00:43:53Why are you here?
00:43:54I came for what's mine.
00:43:55There's nothing in this house that's yours.
00:43:56Hmm.
00:44:01I'm not leaving without it.
00:44:11I miss you.
00:44:14Being in the club really hasn't been the same since you've been.
00:44:16Oh my God.
00:44:17His ex-wife is here.
00:44:19I should at least be polite, right?
00:44:22No.
00:44:23I know.
00:44:25Um, do you want some coffee?
00:44:30Don't bother, kiddo.
00:44:31I know this place better than you.
00:44:34And I know Jesse better than you.
00:44:36He'll borrow of you soon enough.
00:44:39Get what you came for and get out.
00:44:42Leave her out of this.
00:44:43Jesse.
00:44:45Still angry?
00:44:48I came for the engagement ring.
00:44:51An engagement ring, of course.
00:44:54They were married after all.
00:44:56I decided to keep it after all.
00:45:03It's in my dressing room.
00:45:11This was my dressing room.
00:45:14Stay out of it.
00:45:16I can handle my own shit.
00:45:20Sorry.
00:45:20This is my room now.
00:45:23Oh, sweetie.
00:45:25So, uh, you two still don't share bed?
00:45:28So what?
00:45:29I'm his girlfriend now.
00:45:31Just a dumb blonde with a fake boob job.
00:45:35And right here.
00:45:40Sorry.
00:45:41No rings in there.
00:45:42Just my deca-boss that God gave me for free.
00:45:46Looks like he might have given me yours, too.
00:45:48You, you little bitch.
00:45:55That's enough.
00:45:56That's your last warning.
00:45:57You need to leave.
00:45:58I'm going to call the cops.
00:45:59Jesse!
00:46:02I know you still love me.
00:46:04Trust me.
00:46:05That was done as soon as you showed your true colors.
00:46:07Now I just regret meeting you.
00:46:09You shouldn't take her side over mine, Jesse.
00:46:11You know what I'm capable of when I'm angry.
00:46:24So, you were married to that?
00:46:27It's a choice I regret deeply.
00:46:29Right, but you proposed after all.
00:46:31If you run into Karen, you can't provoke her.
00:46:34She's dangerous.
00:46:35So, why did you marry her?
00:46:39I'm going to get you in room with the Ritz-Carlton.
00:46:40I'll help you move in when your lease starts.
00:46:43What?
00:46:44You're kicking me out for her.
00:46:46It's not safe for you, Aaron.
00:46:47Not safe or not convenient now that she's not here?
00:46:50Are you still in love with her or something?
00:46:52No, Sophie.
00:46:53I don't love her.
00:47:01I love you.
00:47:07Karen's the daughter of a major crime boss.
00:47:10Okay, don't be mad.
00:47:17How was I supposed to know that your ex-wife was some mafia heiress?
00:47:22You scared now?
00:47:24Good.
00:47:25Maybe you'll finally leave.
00:47:30Nope.
00:47:31I fought so hard to get in this house.
00:47:33I'm not just going to leave.
00:47:36Wow, you really do have a thing for hot moms.
00:47:46Get your mother out of the gutter.
00:47:47So, why did you guys break up?
00:47:50And don't tell me it's just because she's some crime lord's daughter.
00:47:53She lied to me.
00:47:55About everything.
00:47:57And she cheated on me.
00:47:59When I finally saw who she truly was, I was appalled by the fact that I married her.
00:48:04Oh, shit.
00:48:06Sorry.
00:48:06Sometimes you don't know who a person is, even when you're married to them.
00:48:14I'm going to take you now.
00:48:15I'm staying.
00:48:27But I'll behave.
00:48:29Okay?
00:48:29I'll follow all the rules.
00:48:31No more seduction attempts.
00:48:33Please don't make me leave.
00:48:37Fine.
00:48:38You leave on the first day of school.
00:48:40Yes.
00:48:40I knew you'd cave.
00:48:43Oh.
00:48:44I'll get it.
00:48:47Karen won't make a move yet.
00:48:48I'll keep a close eye on Sophie until her semester starts.
00:48:52Jesse, a neighborhood party?
00:48:55Okay.
00:48:57Dear Mr. Delancey,
00:48:58I'm throwing a get-together and would be delighted if you would join us.
00:49:02It would be a great time with neighbors.
00:49:05Please feel free to bring your partner.
00:49:07The theme is Bridgerton, so come dressed to impress.
00:49:10Since when do I socialize with neighbors?
00:49:13And since when do I have neighbors?
00:49:15Bring your partner.
00:49:16It'll be fun.
00:49:17Hard pass.
00:49:20You do want to show me off.
00:49:23A few days left.
00:49:24Might as well let her have this.
00:49:26Fine.
00:49:28Yes!
00:49:28Jesse, you're the best!
00:49:29Ta-da!
00:49:46It's cute, right?
00:49:47Isn't it a little weird?
00:49:50Hey, you're the one that phoned it in.
00:49:52But at least I won't have a dress to run.
00:49:53I almost forgot my apple crumble.
00:50:00Let's go.
00:50:04Hello?
00:50:05Boss, the CEO of Real Short is on the line.
00:50:07He requested an emergency meeting.
00:50:10All right, I'm on the way.
00:50:11Work emergency?
00:50:13Yeah.
00:50:15Go ahead, I'll meet at the parties.
00:50:16Go.
00:50:17I'll try my neighbors.
00:50:17Cheers.
00:50:25Hello.
00:50:26I'm here for the...
00:50:29There you are.
00:50:32The party.
00:50:37Karen, who is this?
00:50:38You invited a maid to the party and she's dressed so uniquely.
00:50:42Do you know where the host is?
00:50:46The host?
00:50:48Don't you mean your master?
00:50:51Oh, poor maid.
00:50:53Karen's the one you're looking for.
00:50:56Oh, and then don't rush off.
00:50:58You know everybody here.
00:51:00Stay and play.
00:51:04Is this for me?
00:51:06No.
00:51:06It looks delicious.
00:51:16Oops.
00:51:17I spilled it.
00:51:19It's not like anyone was going to eat that garbage anyway.
00:51:24She is the intern who fantasized about thanking Jessie at the meeting.
00:51:29Ooh.
00:51:30The gold digger who thought she could sleep her way to the top?
00:51:33No, no.
00:51:34Be nice.
00:51:35She did climb into bed with your boss.
00:51:38Shouldn't you call her Mrs. Delancey?
00:51:41Oh, Karen.
00:51:43The only Mrs. Delancey here is you.
00:51:46Not some trashy maid who's trying to sleep her way to upper class.
00:51:51Hmm.
00:51:55Oh.
00:51:56Oh.
00:52:01Oh.
00:52:01Oh.
00:52:02Oh.
00:52:03Get away from me.
00:52:08You set this up.
00:52:09You're nothing but a street whore.
00:52:14Who isn't even worthy of licking my shoes.
00:52:19Okay, everybody.
00:52:21Throw her in the pool to wash off the filth.
00:52:24Get her.
00:52:24I told me.
00:52:32Someone help.
00:52:33I didn't do anything.
00:52:34Oh.
00:52:35Save it, whore.
00:52:37There's someone who cares.
00:52:39Push her in.
00:52:40You should, you're not clean yet.
00:52:54Hold her down.
00:52:55Jess, we'll kill you for this.
00:53:08Will the bus come after us?
00:53:09No.
00:53:10She's Karen.
00:53:11And she is a nothing.
00:53:13Who do you think will win?
00:53:14Go on.
00:53:15Whatever happens, I'll take the blame.
00:53:16I'll take the blame.
00:53:46You have a problem.
00:53:47You come to me.
00:53:48You don't drag her into this.
00:53:49You're overreacting, baby.
00:53:51We were just playing around.
00:53:53We're just playing.
00:53:53Let's play.
00:53:54Let's talk about that.
00:53:57Jessie, you're doing this to me for some blood.
00:54:01Boss, you can't do this to your fiance.
00:54:03She's nothing.
00:54:05Yes, when your relationship was falling apart, Karen begged you over and over, and you still
00:54:10broke up with her.
00:54:11Exactly.
00:54:11And now you're ready to hurt Karen for some mistress?
00:54:14You jerk.
00:54:15Should we tell them the truth?
00:54:17Mistress?
00:54:18There was no mistress.
00:54:20She was the one that was cheating.
00:54:23No.
00:54:24You wouldn't.
00:54:26Yeah.
00:54:26You wouldn't.
00:54:27If I stopped loving you a long time ago, after all the lying, and the cheating, and the drug
00:54:32use?
00:54:33No.
00:54:35You're a horrible person disguised with a beautiful face, and no one will ever love you.
00:54:40OMG.
00:54:41She was the cheater?
00:54:43What a bitch.
00:54:44We all thought Jessie was the liar.
00:54:47Jessie, you know who my father is?
00:54:50And you know what happens when you cross?
00:54:52Yeah, I do.
00:54:53But if he wants to wear, I'll give him one.
00:54:55Are you threatening me?
00:54:57I'm not threatening you, no.
00:54:58I'm telling you, don't fuck with people I care about.
00:55:00Any one of you that touched her, I better have your resignation on my desk tomorrow.
00:55:17I swear to God, I'll bury every one of them.
00:55:19Mr. Valencia, wait, please.
00:55:21I can't lose this job.
00:55:23Wait.
00:55:23It's not my fault.
00:55:33I shouldn't drag you into this.
00:55:35Jessie.
00:55:37Love you?
00:55:39Jessie, I love you.
00:55:41Don't leave.
00:55:44I love you too.
00:55:45But you're not safe from me.
00:55:47You have to go.
00:55:53George, we have to talk.
00:55:58It's about your daughter.
00:56:11I trusted you.
00:56:12I trusted you as my only daughter.
00:56:14Dad, why are you here?
00:56:17So we are.
00:56:20Get away.
00:56:21He scared me to death.
00:56:24It was an accident.
00:56:25Jessie wasn't even there.
00:56:27Do not defend him.
00:56:28You are coming home with me.
00:56:30I'm not leaving.
00:56:34I start school soon.
00:56:35It's closer to here.
00:56:36I will drive you.
00:56:39I'm not going back.
00:56:41I...
00:56:41Sophie.
00:56:43Go with your father.
00:56:45Do you want me to leave?
00:56:51Yes.
00:56:54You're exhausting and a distraction
00:56:56and I'm done babysitting children.
00:56:58Do not talk to her like that.
00:57:00You mean no?
00:57:03He'd be better off at home.
00:57:05Then I have to work.
00:57:07Come on.
00:57:08Come on, we are leaving.
00:57:11Dad, I...
00:57:11Just wait in the car.
00:57:12I have to pack my stuff really quick.
00:57:14And...
00:57:15Say goodbye.
00:57:17To Uncle Jess.
00:57:18See you really doing this?
00:57:27Men like me shouldn't be with girls like you.
00:57:29So that's it?
00:57:30But what about our deal?
00:57:31You said that after I dodged you...
00:57:32I was just stalling to get you off my back.
00:57:37You're such a coward, Jessie Delancey.
00:57:39Thank you, Uncle Jesse, for your hospitality.
00:57:51I don't think we're going to see each other again.
00:57:53I tried so hard to make things work.
00:57:56But every time I make progress,
00:57:58you just recoil back into your shell
00:58:00like a scared little boy.
00:58:01I was willing to die on this hill for us.
00:58:04But I can't be brave for the both of us anymore.
00:58:09I hope one day you find a girl worth fighting for.
00:58:13Goodbye, Jessie.
00:58:18I'm in love with you, Jessie.
00:58:20I'm in love with you, Jessie.
00:58:28Jessie, I love you.
00:58:30Don't let you.
00:58:31I love you, too, Sophie.
00:58:33I love you, too, Sophie.
00:58:33I love you, too, Sophie.
00:59:01Hey, Dad.
00:59:07I decided to go to China and take a gap year.
00:59:11Sweetheart, did you say China?
00:59:12Is everything okay, sweetheart?
00:59:14Yeah, I'm fine, Dad.
00:59:16I just need to change the scenery,
00:59:18and if I can help...
00:59:18Is everything okay, sweetheart?
00:59:20Yeah, I'm fine, Dad.
00:59:22I just need to change the scenery,
00:59:24and if I can help some people along the way,
00:59:26even just one person,
00:59:27I'll be happy.
00:59:29Okay, sweetheart.
00:59:29All right, I support you.
00:59:31Both.
00:59:44George, what are you doing?
00:59:45Hey, just came here to talk to you about Sophie.
00:59:47Sophie, something's off with her.
00:59:50Did Sophie tell George?
00:59:52Maybe I should just come clean.
00:59:54Listen, I'm sorry that I kicked you out of the house.
00:59:56Worry about that.
00:59:57It hurts you, too, got into an argument.
00:59:59She'll come around.
01:00:01I don't think that's it.
01:00:02Look, I haven't been a good father.
01:00:05I mean, always laying, always working,
01:00:08getting remarried.
01:00:10Look, I have some issues, but...
01:00:12But I love my daughter with all my heart.
01:00:15I just know there's something else.
01:00:18Either somebody broke up with her
01:00:19or somebody cheated on her,
01:00:20because she's moving to China.
01:00:23She's what?
01:00:25Calm down.
01:00:26The reaction's bigger than mine.
01:00:27She's only going there for a year.
01:00:29She wants to teach English to young kids in rural Yen.
01:00:32You're just going to let your 21-year-old daughter go to China?
01:00:35George, what the fuck?
01:00:36She doesn't speak the language?
01:00:38We don't know anybody over there.
01:00:39What if something happens to her?
01:00:40What if she gets killed and she ends up in a ditch?
01:00:42Jesse, she's going to be fine.
01:00:43She's joining a group out there.
01:00:45I came here because I thought you would know something.
01:00:49You don't think she's pregnant, do you?
01:00:51Did she mention anything about a boyfriend?
01:00:56George, the thing is,
01:00:57why the hell would you know anyway?
01:00:59You're my best friend.
01:01:00Practically wise to grow up.
01:01:02Why would she tell you anything?
01:01:03I guess I just need to be patient.
01:01:06Better tell me when she's ready.
01:01:08Anyway.
01:01:09All right, well, I'll get out of your hair.
01:01:10I know you're a busy guy.
01:01:12Want to go off on this weekend?
01:01:14Yeah, yeah.
01:01:16When's her flight?
01:01:17She already left.
01:01:18It took her airport about an hour ago.
01:01:21Excuse me.
01:01:25Sorry.
01:01:29I was willing to die on this hill for us.
01:01:33But I can't be brave for the both of us anymore.
01:01:36I hope one day you find a girl worth fighting for.
01:01:40You are worth fighting for, Sophie.
01:01:41Breaking news.
01:01:49Flight MT-878 from LAX to Beijing has crashed shortly after a takeoff.
01:01:54The entire LAX airport has shut down.
01:01:57Emergency services are on site.
01:02:00287 passengers are on board.
01:02:02No survivors are confirmed so far.
01:02:05That's Sophie's flight.
01:02:06This is a live report from Los Angeles International Airport.
01:02:18Where chaos has erupted following an unexpected incident.
01:02:21I'm sorry, sir.
01:02:22No one's getting into the airport tonight.
01:02:24LAX is shut down.
01:02:25My girlfriend's on that flight.
01:02:26I gotta see if she's okay.
01:02:27Sir, like I said, no one's getting in there.
01:02:31Now you can wait here with everyone else.
01:02:33And we'll have some information for you soon.
01:02:34We'll have some information for you soon.
01:03:04If you're having a secondate of one, you've got some questions.
01:03:06I need you for real.
01:03:07Don't end with a hand shake.
01:03:10I need more than a kid to say.
01:03:12I need you to hear.
01:03:14The Cup of the Appoiates.
01:03:16To make sure he needs.
01:03:16Help me.
01:03:20Help me.
01:03:22Raise your eyes.
01:03:24I'm actually pulling.
01:03:25wacky.
01:03:26Don't stop roadily.
01:03:28Josh, I'm just forced.
01:03:30It's dirty.
01:03:31Don't stop.
01:03:31I thought I lost you
01:03:37I thought you were on that flight
01:03:40That wasn't my flight
01:03:41My flight's to Hong Kong
01:03:42But it got cancelled
01:03:43Thank God
01:03:45I'm still leaving, Jesse
01:03:48I'm tired of playing these games with you
01:03:51It's exhausting
01:03:52It was good to see you
01:03:53You're what's fighting for
01:03:57What?
01:04:01That night you left, you told me
01:04:04You hoped that one day I'd find somebody worth fighting from
01:04:07But I have
01:04:08It's you, alright?
01:04:11Just give me one more chance and I will prove to you
01:04:13That I'm done running
01:04:14I'm done running away from our feelings
01:04:15I'm ready to sit on this mountain for us
01:04:17And die on this mountain for both of us
01:04:19And if the sky falls, I'll be the man to hold it up for you
01:04:22Just give me one more chance
01:04:24But what about my dad?
01:04:26You said he'll kill you
01:04:27I'll get him not to
01:04:30Hmm, and what about waiting until after college?
01:04:33I'm only young once
01:04:35You're really wasting my years here, Jesse
01:04:37Anytime
01:04:38Whatever you want
01:04:39Whenever you want
01:04:41You know what he's waiting for?
01:04:43Take me home
01:04:44Oh my god
01:04:57I'm finally going to lose my virginity to the man I love
01:05:01Can I join you?
01:05:08Does that feel good?
01:05:29Yes
01:05:30I'll make you feel even better
01:05:32Hurry up
01:05:48I'm not going to hurry
01:05:50It's your first time
01:05:51I'm going to get you as wet as possible
01:05:54So it doesn't hurt
01:05:54Finally I have you out of myself, Sophie
01:06:21You know, I can't believe this is real
01:06:34You half naked in the kitchen cooking breakfast
01:06:37I think I've had dreams about this
01:06:40Yeah, I feel the same way too
01:06:43I'm going to
01:06:45Middle-aged man, divorced man like me
01:06:48You've got a girl, I do
01:06:49I'm undeserving
01:06:50You're not old
01:06:51Okay, 40s are a man's best year
01:06:53Oh yeah
01:06:54Well I better make breakfast for you every morning
01:06:56Because I'm going to die
01:06:57Way before you do
01:06:59I don't know who's going to take care of you
01:07:00That's why you need to quit smoking
01:07:02And then I'll start smoking
01:07:04And then we can die at the same age
01:07:05Eat your breakfast
01:07:07As soon as you're done
01:07:08I'm going to drop you off at home
01:07:09Why, I can't stay?
01:07:11I have something to do
01:07:12It's pretty important
01:07:13So
01:07:13I called your dad
01:07:16I can't plead
01:07:17You what?
01:07:20Jesse
01:07:21You did not
01:07:22I'm a man, Sophia
01:07:23A man has to do what a man has to do
01:07:25I have to take responsibility for what I did last night
01:07:27Especially because you're George's daughter
01:07:28I don't want you to be here when he gets here
01:07:30He's coming at noon
01:07:31It might get violent
01:07:32Jesse
01:07:33I can't go
01:07:35Are you crazy?
01:07:35You said it yourself
01:07:36He will shoot you dead
01:07:37Like graveyard dead
01:07:39He's not going to shoot me
01:07:41He might punch me in the face
01:07:42But he's not going to shoot me
01:07:43I'm going to fucking kill you
01:07:48Sophie
01:07:48Sophie, get out of the way
01:07:50Sophie
01:07:51Go to your bedroom
01:07:52We'll talk to your dad
01:07:52That is my line
01:07:54You can't tell her that
01:07:55Sophie
01:07:56Go to your room
01:07:58Daddy, you can't kill him
01:08:00Oh, I'm going to kill him, all right
01:08:01It's not his fault, okay?
01:08:03I chased Jesse first
01:08:04You were just a dumb kid
01:08:05And you
01:08:06You ought to know better
01:08:08You were twice her age
01:08:09But how could you do that to my child?
01:08:11Daddy, your new wife is literally 30
01:08:14How can you judge us?
01:08:16That is different
01:08:16He is not right for you
01:08:18You're 21 years old
01:08:20You have your whole life in front of you
01:08:21Why would you want to pee with somebody that's twice your age?
01:08:24I love him
01:08:25I've loved him ever since I met him
01:08:31And he's the only person I've ever loved
01:08:33And I've spent a decade trying to outgrow it
01:08:35But I just can't
01:08:36My heart skips a beat
01:08:40Every time I see him
01:08:42I don't know how to explain it
01:08:44Or what it is
01:08:45But I know he's the one
01:08:46Okay?
01:08:47He's always been the one
01:08:48So if you're going to shoot him
01:08:50You have to shoot me too
01:08:51You're going to marry my daughter?
01:09:00What?
01:09:01Yes
01:09:02Yes, I would love to
01:09:04With your permission, of course
01:09:06If you break her heart
01:09:07I'm going to kill you
01:09:09If you cheat on her
01:09:11I'm going to chop your dick off
01:09:12And slice you into fucking pieces
01:09:14That won't be necessary
01:09:18I think the world of your daughter
01:09:20All I want for her
01:09:21Is to make sure that she feels loved
01:09:22And happy
01:09:23All right
01:09:25Well, that's the deal then
01:09:30Don't break it
01:09:32Oh my God
01:09:37Jesse
01:09:37Dad
01:09:38As my daughter
01:09:40You have my blessing
01:09:41As for you
01:09:43He's a man he understands
01:09:45That's all right
01:09:47And I probably deserve that
01:09:48Send me a bill for the wedding
01:09:50Till then
01:09:52Don't talk to you
01:09:53Selfie
01:10:00I love you
01:10:02I love you more
01:10:04Finally
01:10:09After a decade of waiting
01:10:11I landed the man of my dreams
01:10:13We got married right after I graduated college
01:10:16I couldn't wait to be Mrs. Delancey
01:10:18As for my dad
01:10:19I cannot believe I'm getting a baby brother
01:10:21Jeez, dad
01:10:22You're like almost 50
01:10:24Well, ladies
01:10:25Moral of the story is
01:10:26You shouldn't give up on finding real love
01:10:28Not the kind that fades or gets replaced
01:10:30But the kind that stays with you
01:10:32Quietly
01:10:33Even through the years
01:10:34Because when it's real
01:10:36It has a way of finding its way back to you
01:10:38Love like that
01:10:39Raising to succeed
01:10:40It just waits
01:10:41For the reptile
01:10:42You're not getting away from me, Jesse
01:10:47Then I can raise you to some dumb blonde little bitch
01:10:52Just you wait
01:10:54This is the beginning of the end
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