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00:01Polly Walden, ladies and gentlemen.
00:07Great crowd. Not drunk yet.
00:11What the hell are you doing on a bed?
00:12Jesus Christ, kid, you got a fever.
00:16First stop, childhood.
00:18125th Street and 2nd Avenue.
00:20I was a late in life surprise,
00:22and the minute I popped my head out of my,
00:24I was the sickest kid in the world.
00:25My first breath was a cough.
00:27I was always in pain, I couldn't digest anything but goat's milk.
00:31Imported from Albania.
00:32Ma, you're supposed to be frozen.
00:34I know, but I thought that was worth mentioning.
00:36Ma.
00:37I'm alright, I'm freezing, I'm freezing.
00:41On top of all that, when I'm 8, I get rheumatic fever.
00:45By 11, I've had it two times more.
00:48Even rheumatic fever's going, this is a bit much.
00:51It beats my heart to a pulp.
00:53Dr. Spindel, the family physician, makes so many house calls,
00:58he's got his own mug in the cupboards.
00:59And then, I overheard him tell Ma, I'll be dead by 16.
01:06I'm throwing out his fucking mug.
01:09You were not dying before, you're supposed to, no way.
01:12How do you know?
01:13Because I know, that's how.
01:14Yeah?
01:15Yeah, you kid.
01:17You're going to have a remarkable life.
01:19Ma tutors me, reads me books, plays me all of her big band and ragtime records.
01:25Not only that, she teaches me her act.
01:29Ha!
01:29A lazy river, the only real one.
01:33A lazy, lazy river, my new name is hot.
01:37This isn't some delusional stage mother thing.
01:40Ma had been a thought-built star.
01:42I would have had a hit record, too.
01:44If the record company hadn't gone under, I started singing, making up songs, Ma coaches me.
01:51Now your hands, they're your real backup singers.
01:54Even if you aren't using them, make that the way you are using them.
01:58And she tells me stories.
02:00And the copa, the gangsters bring their girlfriends on Saturday and their wives on Sunday.
02:06That show's the hardest.
02:09No one laughs.
02:10The husbands have heard the jokes before.
02:13They're just when they're laughing, figuring out why.
02:16Bam!
02:16You're on.
02:17Sunday night.
02:18Get ready.
02:20Some people go to church.
02:22Ma goes to the copa.
02:25That's the top.
02:26And you're going to play there.
02:28If I don't die trying.
02:30What's the matter?
02:31Does your chest hurt?
02:32Do you need something?
02:33Where the hell is your sister?
02:34Nina!
02:35Bobby!
02:36What is it?
02:37What's wrong?
02:38What do you need?
02:39Nina, my older sister.
02:41She treats me like I'm going to drop dead at any moment.
02:44She mothers me more than Ma.
02:45Sorry about her in advance.
02:47He needs his pills!
02:50What kind of mother are you?
02:52Forgetting his medicine?
02:53Getting him overexcited with all this bullshit about the copa?
02:57He needs to go and live his dream.
02:59He's not an invalid.
03:01That's exactly what he is, Ma!
03:02And he's an invalid who's going to be a star.
03:05It's always like this.
03:07I play the drums to drown them out.
03:10And then, I turn 16.
03:13For the first time, I think about a future.
03:15And until someone up there notices the oversight, I'm going to have one.
03:19A big one.
03:19The minute I can, I get out of there.
03:21I graduate Bronx Science, play gigs in the Catskills, sit in at Club 78 Uptown.
03:27Somewhere in there, I turn 19 and meet Kershner.
03:31Fix your face!
03:32You're going to scare the customer!
03:33Don Kershner, my first songwriting partner.
03:36Where is she?
03:37You've been waiting for two hours.
03:38You've been waiting 20 minutes.
03:39She's some flop pitch singer.
03:41Not for long, apparently.
03:42She's going places.
03:43We'll sell those places.
03:44She'll be late.
03:45And this girl's legit.
03:46I heard about her from the furniture store guy.
03:48Oh, the furniture store guy.
03:50He knows talent.
03:51Hey, you bought our first song, didn't he?
03:53A jingle is not a song.
03:54You're telling me?
03:55They're more in the pantheon of poetry.
03:58But that's where you can't be.
04:00No.
04:00So fuck it to your feet.
04:02Fuck you.
04:02Well, hope of us ain't coming with us to do a vibing dream.
04:06We're going to Orange.
04:08Furniture store.
04:09We're going to Orange.
04:12Furniture store.
04:13Where the credit is easy and the terms are low for sure.
04:19Hey, you got to start somewhere.
04:21If we land this, no more caps praises.
04:24No more jingles.
04:25Oh, real song for a real singer.
04:27If I die having only put out a song that's got a refund policy sung real fast at the end,
04:31I'm going to haunt you to your graves.
04:33Hiya, boys.
04:34Sorry I'm late.
04:35Ugh.
04:35I had to sneak out past my pop.
04:38He does not like me meeting songwriters.
04:41He doesn't know.
04:42Alrighty, man.
04:43Really?
04:43Who isn't a priest?
04:45I heard you clergy.
04:46That would really make this easier.
04:49Connie Francis.
04:57Jersey Girl, all of 19.
04:59Eventually she'll sell over a hundred million records.
05:02But right now, her first three singles are flops.
05:05You boys got a song for me?
05:06We might.
05:07Now we want to write for you your first song.
05:11My, my treasure.
05:12We both really done, didn't we, Bobby?
05:14Yeah, totally.
05:16So convincing.
05:17Are you sure you're not an actor?
05:18It was a little soapy for me.
05:19The B-stock was better.
05:20But it was a little bar, huh?
05:22Well, I fuck both sides, coach.
05:24No guarantee one's going to charge, but this one will.
05:27Right, Bobby?
05:27Yeah, bet my life on it.
05:29Uh, can you transpose?
05:31I think I should sing this in C.
05:33You want the key to C, lady?
05:34You got C.
05:35You want H, you got that too.
05:36Bobby!
05:37This is going gray.
05:39What's up with your smile at the girl?
05:43Oh, don't smile at the girl.
05:46Just play.
05:48Geronimo.
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