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Just In Time, 4_25 - Trim
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00:01
Polly Walden, ladies and gentlemen.
00:07
Great crowd. Not drunk yet.
00:11
What the hell are you doing on a bed?
00:12
Jesus Christ, kid, you got a fever.
00:16
First stop, childhood.
00:18
125th Street and 2nd Avenue.
00:20
I was a late in life surprise,
00:22
and the minute I popped my head out of my,
00:24
I was the sickest kid in the world.
00:25
My first breath was a cough.
00:27
I was always in pain, I couldn't digest anything but goat's milk.
00:31
Imported from Albania.
00:32
Ma, you're supposed to be frozen.
00:34
I know, but I thought that was worth mentioning.
00:36
Ma.
00:37
I'm alright, I'm freezing, I'm freezing.
00:41
On top of all that, when I'm 8, I get rheumatic fever.
00:45
By 11, I've had it two times more.
00:48
Even rheumatic fever's going, this is a bit much.
00:51
It beats my heart to a pulp.
00:53
Dr. Spindel, the family physician, makes so many house calls,
00:58
he's got his own mug in the cupboards.
00:59
And then, I overheard him tell Ma, I'll be dead by 16.
01:06
I'm throwing out his fucking mug.
01:09
You were not dying before, you're supposed to, no way.
01:12
How do you know?
01:13
Because I know, that's how.
01:14
Yeah?
01:15
Yeah, you kid.
01:17
You're going to have a remarkable life.
01:19
Ma tutors me, reads me books, plays me all of her big band and ragtime records.
01:25
Not only that, she teaches me her act.
01:29
Ha!
01:29
A lazy river, the only real one.
01:33
A lazy, lazy river, my new name is hot.
01:37
This isn't some delusional stage mother thing.
01:40
Ma had been a thought-built star.
01:42
I would have had a hit record, too.
01:44
If the record company hadn't gone under, I started singing, making up songs, Ma coaches me.
01:51
Now your hands, they're your real backup singers.
01:54
Even if you aren't using them, make that the way you are using them.
01:58
And she tells me stories.
02:00
And the copa, the gangsters bring their girlfriends on Saturday and their wives on Sunday.
02:06
That show's the hardest.
02:09
No one laughs.
02:10
The husbands have heard the jokes before.
02:13
They're just when they're laughing, figuring out why.
02:16
Bam!
02:16
You're on.
02:17
Sunday night.
02:18
Get ready.
02:20
Some people go to church.
02:22
Ma goes to the copa.
02:25
That's the top.
02:26
And you're going to play there.
02:28
If I don't die trying.
02:30
What's the matter?
02:31
Does your chest hurt?
02:32
Do you need something?
02:33
Where the hell is your sister?
02:34
Nina!
02:35
Bobby!
02:36
What is it?
02:37
What's wrong?
02:38
What do you need?
02:39
Nina, my older sister.
02:41
She treats me like I'm going to drop dead at any moment.
02:44
She mothers me more than Ma.
02:45
Sorry about her in advance.
02:47
He needs his pills!
02:50
What kind of mother are you?
02:52
Forgetting his medicine?
02:53
Getting him overexcited with all this bullshit about the copa?
02:57
He needs to go and live his dream.
02:59
He's not an invalid.
03:01
That's exactly what he is, Ma!
03:02
And he's an invalid who's going to be a star.
03:05
It's always like this.
03:07
I play the drums to drown them out.
03:10
And then, I turn 16.
03:13
For the first time, I think about a future.
03:15
And until someone up there notices the oversight, I'm going to have one.
03:19
A big one.
03:19
The minute I can, I get out of there.
03:21
I graduate Bronx Science, play gigs in the Catskills, sit in at Club 78 Uptown.
03:27
Somewhere in there, I turn 19 and meet Kershner.
03:31
Fix your face!
03:32
You're going to scare the customer!
03:33
Don Kershner, my first songwriting partner.
03:36
Where is she?
03:37
You've been waiting for two hours.
03:38
You've been waiting 20 minutes.
03:39
She's some flop pitch singer.
03:41
Not for long, apparently.
03:42
She's going places.
03:43
We'll sell those places.
03:44
She'll be late.
03:45
And this girl's legit.
03:46
I heard about her from the furniture store guy.
03:48
Oh, the furniture store guy.
03:50
He knows talent.
03:51
Hey, you bought our first song, didn't he?
03:53
A jingle is not a song.
03:54
You're telling me?
03:55
They're more in the pantheon of poetry.
03:58
But that's where you can't be.
04:00
No.
04:00
So fuck it to your feet.
04:02
Fuck you.
04:02
Well, hope of us ain't coming with us to do a vibing dream.
04:06
We're going to Orange.
04:08
Furniture store.
04:09
We're going to Orange.
04:12
Furniture store.
04:13
Where the credit is easy and the terms are low for sure.
04:19
Hey, you got to start somewhere.
04:21
If we land this, no more caps praises.
04:24
No more jingles.
04:25
Oh, real song for a real singer.
04:27
If I die having only put out a song that's got a refund policy sung real fast at the end,
04:31
I'm going to haunt you to your graves.
04:33
Hiya, boys.
04:34
Sorry I'm late.
04:35
Ugh.
04:35
I had to sneak out past my pop.
04:38
He does not like me meeting songwriters.
04:41
He doesn't know.
04:42
Alrighty, man.
04:43
Really?
04:43
Who isn't a priest?
04:45
I heard you clergy.
04:46
That would really make this easier.
04:49
Connie Francis.
04:57
Jersey Girl, all of 19.
04:59
Eventually she'll sell over a hundred million records.
05:02
But right now, her first three singles are flops.
05:05
You boys got a song for me?
05:06
We might.
05:07
Now we want to write for you your first song.
05:11
My, my treasure.
05:12
We both really done, didn't we, Bobby?
05:14
Yeah, totally.
05:16
So convincing.
05:17
Are you sure you're not an actor?
05:18
It was a little soapy for me.
05:19
The B-stock was better.
05:20
But it was a little bar, huh?
05:22
Well, I fuck both sides, coach.
05:24
No guarantee one's going to charge, but this one will.
05:27
Right, Bobby?
05:27
Yeah, bet my life on it.
05:29
Uh, can you transpose?
05:31
I think I should sing this in C.
05:33
You want the key to C, lady?
05:34
You got C.
05:35
You want H, you got that too.
05:36
Bobby!
05:37
This is going gray.
05:39
What's up with your smile at the girl?
05:43
Oh, don't smile at the girl.
05:46
Just play.
05:48
Geronimo.
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