00:00The Kardashians vs. the Jenner battle rages on as the two families challenge each other to a Spartan race.
00:09Kourtney and Scott Disick get caught in the same bed, but why?
00:12Plus, the show producers are really pushing the Addison Rae and Kourtney Kardashian sleeping together narrative to a home truck.
00:23Hey guys, it's Ali for Hollywood Life with your KarJenner Roundup.
00:26But before we begin today, make sure you hit the sub, like, and bell button for all the latest news on your favorite celebs.
00:33Let's briefly start with some cameos because at one point, a wild Rob Kardashian appears and even Stormy makes an appearance.
00:41But alright, to the big fitness competition between the Kardashians vs. the KarJenners.
00:45At the very start of the episode, Kendall Jenner beats Khloe in an arm wrestling match, but ends up losing to Kim in a shocking twist.
00:52This loss eats into Kendall's soul, and the next time the family meets, she and Kylie throw down the gauntlet and challenge Kim and Khloe to a volleyball match.
01:01It's sort of unclear who really won this one, but regardless, Kim suggests the sisters do an obstacle course to end the shenanigans.
01:09Little do they know, they will end up doing a Spartan race-styled obstacle course.
01:13Those things are no joke.
01:15Anyway, the Jenners are convinced they're genetically gifted above the Kardashians.
01:19However, the Kardashians counter these remarks by mentioning how they work their asses off in the gym.
01:25Well, maybe not their ass.
01:26That's not going anywhere.
01:28But the Kardashians be gymming.
01:29After a series of training montages that belong in Rocky 14, a plot twist reveals that Kim had a cyst burst behind her knee.
01:38And on the Jenner side, Kylie just doesn't show up, as the family predicted.
01:42To Kylie's credit, she had a sinus infection.
01:44A real athletic struggle.
01:46Just like Michael Jordan.
01:47Except, Jordan had food poisoning and played through the game to win the NBA championship.
01:52But, it's within the same universe of logic.
01:54You know what?
01:54I wish the Kardashians had a documentary like The Last Dance.
01:57That'd be so...
01:58Nah, wait a minute.
01:59Literally, that's the final season.
02:01Oh, keeping up.
02:02Okay.
02:03Anyway, enough jokes.
02:05Before the sisters do the Spartan race to prove which sister is the best athlete, Kim ends up having to quit.
02:11Khloe starts off the race and does okay, despite totally skipping an obstacle to preserve her nails.
02:17Kendall then goes and pretty much wipes everyone out.
02:20Kourtney doesn't beat Kendall, but she does a pretty good job.
02:23The only thing that hindered her performance was a literal wall that she ran into that's three of her tall.
02:30But, in another plot twist, it turns out Kendall cheated because she ate a carb before the race.
02:35That last part's a joke, but low-key could be the truth.
02:38Carb up, baby.
02:39But, okay.
02:39To the romance department, Kourtney and Scott spent some alone time together.
02:45It's not as spicy as you would think.
02:47The first thing that comes out of Kourtney's mouth is the word celibacy.
02:50That's sort of her theme this episode, as she even convinces her mom and Kory to not do it.
02:55I'm sure Adidas refs are smirking.
02:57At one point in the episode, Kourtney mentions she's certain her future husband will be from Switzerland.
03:03I mean, who wouldn't want to marry a guy with a mysterious bank account and a giant Toblerone?
03:07Toblerone's a chocolate brand originating from Switzerland.
03:10Don't get it twisted, kids.
03:12Hmm, I want a Toblerone.
03:13Anyway, Kourt's Swiss comment comes back to haunt her later
03:16because her sisters set Scott and the Poosh mogul up for a romantic, Swiss-themed date night
03:22filled with roses, fondue, yodeling, and Swiss flags that inevitably get mistaken for the Red Cross by Kim and Kourtney.
03:29Kim, I understand, but I expected more from Kourtney.
03:33But, okay.
03:33Scott and Kourtney's one-on-one dinner goes great,
03:36and they enjoy the night and sleep in the same bed,
03:38but keep it all celibate,
03:39and make it clear they're not getting back together.
03:42But they do pretend to do the deed to trick Kim and Khloe for a second.
03:46All's fair and love them pranks.
03:48But, alright, at the tail end of the episode,
03:49we got a promo for next week's episode,
03:52and it's raising some eyebrows among fans.
03:55We see that Addison Rae will be making an appearance,
03:57and Mason Disick, Addison's fan numero uno,
04:01reveals the TikTok star sleeps over in Kourtney's room.
04:04Could be your own kids.
04:05Also, Mason, buddy, you got a job at HL whenever you want it.
04:08You just say the word and spill the tea.
04:10But, alright, you guys, hit that sub-like and bell button
04:13faster than a TikToker can hit the whoa.
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