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Hannah signs a fake dating contract with Blake to save her house from humiliation, but her cold rival is not as untouchable as he seems. The more he protects her, the harder it is to call their relationship an act.
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Hannah signs a fake dating contract with Blake to save her house from humiliation, but her cold rival is not as untouchable as he seems. The more he protects her, the harder it is to call their relationship an act.
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00:00:11You're just a filthy half-blood. You think you get to play with us?
00:00:20Blake, please help me.
00:00:30I'm not helping a stupid half-blood. You're gross.
00:00:43Ten years ago, my best friend betrayed me in front of everyone.
00:00:48Now, Blake Portman is my number one enemy.
00:00:50The Quintria Mid-Season Championship is heating up.
00:00:53The favorites to win Byron Wood are locked in an intense tie.
00:00:55Both teams are just 200 points from taking home the Mid-Season Championship trophy.
00:01:00That was ten years ago.
00:01:01Today, I'm Greenheart's goody two-shoot, the student council president.
00:01:04As for my nemesis, this is Quintara's biggest asshole.
00:01:07The Ember Wings star player, Blake Portman.
00:01:23Don't get cocky, Portman.
00:01:25Those last 200 points have Greenkin written all over them.
00:01:30You, please.
00:01:31You'll be swinging that stick at a drunk toddler all game.
00:01:34Sit down, Tristan.
00:01:42Run back to your little greenhouse, Reed.
00:01:45You, please.
00:01:46You, please.
00:01:52You, please.
00:01:56You, please.
00:01:57You, please.
00:01:57You, please.
00:01:57And that's the goal!
00:01:58Blake Portman drags the Ember Wings to a crushing win over the Greenheart.
00:02:03They are Quintara's Mid-Season Champions!
00:02:16I guess the crown belongs to the Ember Wings again this year, Parker.
00:02:20Try not to cry about it.
00:02:21Don't get cocky, Portman.
00:02:23Brute Force only gets you so far.
00:02:25Enjoy the crown while it's warm.
00:02:27I've got my eyes on finals.
00:02:29And next semester, I'm taking it all back.
00:02:31You can try.
00:02:33Keeps things interesting for me.
00:02:34But you'll have to get used to losing to me, Parker.
00:02:42Blake Portman, you stupid, smug bastard.
00:02:46Just you wait.
00:02:51You're an animal!
00:02:53You crippled your own classmate just to win.
00:02:55Was it worth it?
00:03:06Ow.
00:03:08Feeling sorry for your loser boyfriend?
00:03:14He's not a loser!
00:03:16At least he doesn't cheat to win.
00:03:18You make me sick.
00:03:22Admit it, Hannah.
00:03:24Deep down, that weak loser can't satisfy you.
00:03:28You want someone strong.
00:03:30Someone like me.
00:03:33Keep dreaming, asshole.
00:03:37I'll be dead.
00:03:37Get him to me.
00:03:38Get him to me.
00:03:43I'm gonna die.
00:03:45I'm not dead.
00:03:45Um, I'm gonna die.
00:03:45Tristan, stop.
00:03:47Let me heal the bruises on your arm.
00:03:51Don't touch me!
00:03:53Get that pathetic little light show away from me!
00:03:55Your magic can't heal anything!
00:04:02Tristan, what are you saying?
00:04:03I still don't get it!
00:04:05Your healing's so useless if he's killed.
00:04:06It cost me everything in front of the whole school, you half-blood hack!
00:04:11You're blaming me?
00:04:14For losing?
00:04:15Because of my blood?
00:04:17That's right. We're done.
00:04:19You're off the team, Hannah.
00:04:21I don't need a half-blood reject healing for me.
00:04:24Half-blood or not, I'm the best healer in this school.
00:04:27I'm the one who really...
00:04:35Heather! There you are.
00:04:36See that, Hannah? This is who I deserve.
00:04:39That healing book the whole school is obsessed with by the mysterious Miss H?
00:04:42Yeah, that's her.
00:04:44Her? You really think she's Miss H? That's adorable.
00:04:48I'm Miss H.
00:04:49Aw, don't look so crushed, Hannah.
00:04:52You can't help being born a filthy little half-blood.
00:04:55You never stood a chance against a pureblood like me.
00:05:00Tristan choosing me?
00:05:02Everyone saw it coming, sweet.
00:05:12Heather's my personal healer now.
00:05:14You, Hannah, you're done here.
00:05:18Fine. You're right, Tristan.
00:05:19We're a bad fit.
00:05:20My magic isn't for healing a loser who gets crushed every time.
00:05:24You're perfect for each other.
00:05:25A fraud and a coward.
00:05:35Call that a warning.
00:05:37Half-blood or not, I'm better than you'll ever be.
00:05:54Hannah, stop.
00:05:55Getting drunk over that asshole?
00:05:57Tristan isn't worth it.
00:05:59It's not about him.
00:06:00I'm just pissed at myself.
00:06:02What a joke.
00:06:04Yeah!
00:06:07All because of that bastard.
00:06:18Parker, what the hell is your problem?
00:06:20This is all your fault, psycho!
00:06:23If you hadn't been such an asshole on the field,
00:06:25I wouldn't have been kicked off the team and dumped by that loser.
00:06:28I hate you!
00:06:31Your shit taste in men is my problem?
00:06:34Get a grip.
00:06:38Shut up!
00:06:39You barbarian!
00:06:46What are you all staring at?
00:06:47She's too drunk.
00:06:49Every party needs a bouncer, right?
00:06:54Put me down!
00:06:56Where are you taking me?
00:06:57Let me go!
00:07:00Shut up and quit wiggling.
00:07:02Keep it up and I'll toss you out the window.
00:07:10What's that noise?
00:07:12That's the head of discipline.
00:07:14We can't let him know we're drunk.
00:07:24Wait!
00:07:25This is the rose room!
00:07:26Only registered couples are allowed in!
00:07:30Our houses will lose points if we're caught in here.
00:07:32Let me go!
00:07:37Keep yelling.
00:07:39And the green hearts will lose all their points.
00:07:52Get off me, you asshole!
00:07:54Stop perving!
00:07:56Peeping?
00:07:56Look what you did to my shirt.
00:08:13How's that my fault?
00:08:14And who said you could take your clothes off?
00:08:16You're just such an arrogant, violent maniac!
00:08:25Parker, you're playing with fire here, you know?
00:08:30Let me go!
00:08:31I'm gonna teach you a proper lesson tonight.
00:08:38Outrageous!
00:08:39Shameful!
00:08:40The rose room is off limits!
00:08:43Breaking in without being a registered couple?
00:08:45That's 500 points off Emberwing and Greenheart!
00:08:48But Professor Finch, we're just celebrating our anniversary in private.
00:08:52I don't think that violates any rules.
00:08:56Anniversary?
00:08:57You two?
00:08:58Quinter's infamous mortal enemies?
00:09:10Ever heard of enemies to lovers?
00:09:12Babe, tell them.
00:09:17Yes, sir.
00:09:19Blake is my boyfriend.
00:09:20We just got carried away.
00:09:31We're sorry about that, Professor Finch.
00:09:33I'll file the paperwork tomorrow.
00:09:44Don't touch me!
00:09:45You're disgusting!
00:09:47Who said you could kiss me?
00:09:49Funny.
00:09:51That's not what you said when you were hiding in my arms.
00:09:54Gonna leave me hanging?
00:10:01Well, well, look who it is.
00:10:03Dumped one day, crawling into her sworn enemy's bed the next?
00:10:06Wow, Hannah.
00:10:08Didn't think you were so desperate.
00:10:10Hannah?
00:10:10What are you doing here?
00:10:11You're really sleeping with this asshole?
00:10:13None of your business.
00:10:16Tristan, didn't you just dump her?
00:10:19She's already hooking up with Blake.
00:10:21Blake, what if she's been cheating on you all along?
00:10:28Who cares?
00:10:30He's welcome to my leftovers.
00:10:32Just surprised anyone wants a frigid bitch like her.
00:10:35Really?
00:10:36Well, get a good look at this.
00:11:07See?
00:11:08We all know who got the upgrade.
00:11:10Better kisser, better lover, and he crushed you on the field today.
00:11:14Tristan, you're the one who got tossed out.
00:11:17What?
00:11:17I...
00:11:26Wow.
00:11:28Little Miss Perfect Parker.
00:11:30You're insane.
00:11:32The whole school's gonna know we're together now.
00:11:36Then we'll have to make it look real.
00:11:40Blake, let's make a deal.
00:11:44You want me to play your hot new boyfriend?
00:11:48To piss out your ex?
00:11:50What's in it for me?
00:11:51Because I can be your healer.
00:11:53In secret.
00:11:54I know you don't just play for the school team.
00:11:56You've been sneaking into underground fencing matches.
00:11:59That's why you're always black and blue.
00:12:01Lucky for you, I'm the strongest healer in this whole school.
00:12:04Miss H.
00:12:05The one who wrote the healing code S.
00:12:09You're Miss H.
00:12:11The healer the whole school's been hunting for?
00:12:14Damn.
00:12:15You must be desperate putting a secret like that on the line.
00:12:18Tempting.
00:12:20But playing my girlfriend won't be easy, Hannah.
00:12:25I'll hold you, kiss you,
00:12:28do everything couples do in front of everyone.
00:12:31Can a nerdy virgin like you handle that?
00:12:39Who says I can't?
00:12:41Bring it on.
00:12:42Whatever it takes to piss that loser off.
00:12:46Good.
00:12:47How about a one-month contract?
00:12:50For one month, you heal me,
00:12:52and I'll humiliate Tristan.
00:13:01A few rules.
00:13:02One, this contract is a secret.
00:13:04It dies with us.
00:13:05Two, any physical contact you warned me first.
00:13:07Three, one month and out.
00:13:08After that, we're strangers again.
00:13:09Four, and most important,
00:13:11no real feelings.
00:13:11I will never fall for you,
00:13:13and don't you dare get any ideas.
00:13:15Let's add a fifth.
00:13:16You come to every single one of my games.
00:13:26It's a deal, girlfriend.
00:13:43Listen up, guys.
00:13:45Meet my girlfriend, Hannah Parker.
00:13:47So stay away, boys.
00:13:49Unless you want to deal with me.
00:13:50For real?
00:13:51Aren't they worst enemies?
00:13:52Didn't Hannah and Tristan just broke up?
00:13:53Was she cheating?
00:13:54Whatever.
00:13:55Blake's not a rebound.
00:13:56He's an upgrade.
00:13:56Hannah's so lucky.
00:13:57Guess Heather's stuck with Hannah's leftovers.
00:13:59Shut up, all of you!
00:14:01Just you wait, bitch.
00:14:03Hannah, what is happening?
00:14:05I leave you alone for two minutes,
00:14:07and you're dating your sworn enemy?
00:14:12It's a long story.
00:14:18Truth or dare, pick, Hannah.
00:14:20Truth.
00:14:20Come on.
00:14:21You were with Tristan forever,
00:14:23and he still never wanted you.
00:14:24Tell us, Hannah.
00:14:25You're still a boring little virgin,
00:14:27aren't you.
00:14:30Yes, I am.
00:14:35How am I supposed to get it up?
00:14:38For that nerdy loser.
00:14:45That's funny to you?
00:14:48I happen to like that she takes things seriously.
00:14:50I'll drop the act, Blake.
00:14:52She's dumped by day and yours by night?
00:14:55What, you've been waiting for your chance this whole time?
00:14:57Why not?
00:14:58What is he saying?
00:15:00Enough!
00:15:01You two are obviously faking it.
00:15:03If you really love her,
00:15:04what's her birthday?
00:15:05What's her favorite color?
00:15:06December 9th.
00:15:06And her favorite color isn't actually green harm green.
00:15:09It's silver white.
00:15:13He...
00:15:13He knows?
00:15:15It's been 10 years.
00:15:16He still remembers?
00:15:20Hey, man.
00:15:21Let's put it to the test.
00:15:22Why don't you couples do the ice cube challenge?
00:15:24Whoever melts the ice with a kiss first
00:15:26wins best couple of the night.
00:15:42One minute.
00:15:43Hannah, are you going to beat that with your true love, Blake?
00:15:46Don't waste our time.
00:15:47Just admit you've lost.
00:16:00Hannah, get off.
00:16:02It'd be embarrassing if someone sees us kissing.
00:16:09I've barely ever kissed a boy,
00:16:11and now they want a full-on French kiss?
00:16:15See?
00:16:16They can't even kiss in public.
00:16:18They're faking it.
00:16:19Frauds!
00:16:20Liars!
00:16:39Why did you run away?
00:16:42I...
00:16:43I don't know how to French kiss.
00:16:45Tristan said I was too boring to touch.
00:16:49Is her right?
00:16:51Am I just some boring book world
00:16:53too boring for boys to want?
00:16:55Tristan is blind.
00:16:57An idiot.
00:16:58Hannah,
00:16:59you have no clue
00:17:01how fucking attractive you are.
00:17:02What are you hiding from?
00:17:04Total humiliation!
00:17:06Get out here, liars!
00:17:07Someone break the door down!
00:17:09Let's see the fake couple!
00:17:14Hear that?
00:17:15You want to shut them up,
00:17:16we gotta really sell it first.
00:17:19Parker,
00:17:19do you trust me?
00:17:34Good girl.
00:17:36Remember to breathe.
00:17:43Blake,
00:17:45wait,
00:17:45what's that?
00:17:48I...
00:17:49Surprised?
00:17:50Take his compliment,
00:17:51Parker.
00:17:52You've just got your sworn enemy heart.
00:17:56Practice makes perfect.
00:17:57Want to take it further?
00:18:00Give me your panties.
00:18:03What?
00:18:03Now wait,
00:18:04you absolute pervert!
00:18:06Trust me.
00:18:07All night long.
00:18:12Let's have fun again.
00:18:16All night long.
00:18:17All night long.
00:18:22Let's make love again.
00:18:24All night long.
00:18:32Set to further again.
00:18:36On my own.
00:18:39How about some privacy?
00:18:43Privacy.
00:18:45Privacy.
00:18:47Privacy.
00:18:49Privacy.
00:18:49Privacy.
00:18:50Privacy.
00:18:50Privacy.
00:18:52Privacy.
00:18:53Privacy.
00:18:54Prop Stride.
00:18:55And I'll have to tell you what happened.
00:19:02Black Liebe woods.
00:19:10You're just a filthy half blood.
00:19:12You think you get to play with us?
00:19:18Blake, please help me
00:19:28I'm not helping a stupid half-blood
00:19:30You're gross
00:19:41Ten years ago
00:19:43My best friend betrayed me in front of everyone
00:19:46Now, Blake Portman is my number one enemy
00:19:49The Quinteria Mid-Season Championship is heating up
00:19:51The favorites to win Byron Wood are locked in an intense time
00:19:53Both teams are just 200 points from taking home the Mid-Season Championship Trophy
00:19:57That was ten years ago
00:19:59Today I'm Greenheart's goody two-shoot, the Student Council President
00:20:02As for my nemesis, Quinteria's biggest asshole
00:20:05The Ember Wings star player, Blake Portman
00:20:21Don't get cocky, Portman
00:20:23Those last 200 points have Greenkin written all over them
00:20:28You, please
00:20:30You can swing in that stick at a drunk pal, they're all game
00:20:32Sit down, Tristan
00:20:41Run back to your little greenhouse, Reed
00:20:54The next goal!
00:20:56Blake Portman drags the Ember Wings to a crushing win over the Greenheart
00:21:01They are Quinteria's Mid-Season Champions
00:21:14Guess the crown belongs to the Ember Wings again this year, Parker
00:21:18Try not to cry about it
00:21:19Don't get cocky, Portman
00:21:21Brute Force only gets you so far
00:21:23Enjoy the crown while it's warm
00:21:26I've got my eyes on finals
00:21:27And next semester I'm taking it all back
00:21:29You can try
00:21:31Keeps things interesting for me
00:21:32But you'll have to get used to losing to me, Parker
00:21:41Blake Portman, you stupid smug bastard
00:21:44Just you wait
00:21:50You're an animal
00:21:51You crippled your own classmate just to win
00:21:53Was it worth it?
00:22:05Al
00:22:06Feeling sorry for your loser boyfriend?
00:22:12He's not a loser
00:22:14At least he doesn't cheat to win
00:22:16You make me sick
00:22:21Admit it, Hannah
00:22:22Deep down, that weak loser can't satisfy you
00:22:25You want someone strong
00:22:28Someone like me
00:22:31Keep dreaming, asshole
00:22:43Tristan
00:22:44Stop
00:22:45Let me heal the bruises on your arm
00:22:50Don't touch me
00:22:51Get that pathetic little light show away from me
00:22:53Your magic can't heal anything
00:22:59Tristan
00:23:00What are you saying?
00:23:01I still don't get it
00:23:03Your healing's so useless
00:23:04It cost me everything in front of the whole school
00:23:07You half-blood hack
00:23:09You're blaming me?
00:23:12For losing?
00:23:14Because of my blood?
00:23:15That's right
00:23:16We're done
00:23:17You're off the team, Hannah
00:23:19I don't need a half-blood reject healing for me
00:23:22Half-blood or not
00:23:23I'm the best healer in this school
00:23:25I'm the one who really
00:23:33Heather, there you are
00:23:34See that, Hannah?
00:23:36This is who I deserve
00:23:37That healing book the whole school's obsessed with
00:23:39By the mysterious Miss H
00:23:40Yeah, that's her
00:23:42Her?
00:23:43You really think she's Miss H?
00:23:44That's adorable
00:23:46I'm Miss H
00:23:47Aw, don't look so crushed, Hannah
00:23:50You can't help being born a filthy little half-blood
00:23:53You never stood a chance against a pureblood like me
00:23:57Tristan choosing me?
00:24:00Everyone saw it coming, sweet
00:24:10Heather's my personal healer now
00:24:12You, Hannah
00:24:12You're done here
00:24:16Fine
00:24:16You're right, Tristan
00:24:17We're a bad fit
00:24:18My magic isn't for healing a loser who gets crushed every time
00:24:21You're perfect for each other
00:24:23A fraud and a coward
00:24:34Call that a warning
00:24:35Half-blood or not
00:24:37I'm better than you'll ever be
00:24:52Hannah, stop
00:24:53Getting drunk over that asshole
00:24:55Tristan isn't worth it
00:24:57It's not about him
00:24:58I'm just pissed at myself
00:25:00What a joke
00:25:05All because of that bastard
00:25:15Parker
00:25:17What the hell is your problem?
00:25:18This is all your fault, psycho!
00:25:20If you hadn't been such an asshole on the field
00:25:23I wouldn't have been kicked off the team
00:25:25And dumped by that loser
00:25:26I hate you!
00:25:29Your shit taste in men is my problem?
00:25:32Get a grip
00:25:36Shut up!
00:25:37You barbarian!
00:25:44What are you all staring at?
00:25:46She's too drunk
00:25:47Every party needs a bouncer, right?
00:25:58Shut up and quit wiggling
00:26:00Keep it up and I'll toss you out the window
00:26:08What's that noise?
00:26:10That's the head of discipline
00:26:12We can't let him know we're drunk
00:26:22Wait!
00:26:23This is the rose room
00:26:24Only registered couples are allowed in
00:26:28Our houses will lose points
00:26:30If we're caught in here
00:26:30Let me go
00:26:35Keep yelling
00:26:37And the Greenhearts will lose all their points
00:26:55Keep yelling
00:27:11My shirt
00:27:11How's that my fault?
00:27:12And who said you could take your clothes off?
00:27:14You're just such an arrogant, violent maniac!
00:27:17Maniac!
00:27:23Parker
00:27:24You're playing with fire here, you know
00:27:28Let me go!
00:27:29I'm gonna teach you a proper lesson tonight
00:27:37Outrageous!
00:27:37Shameful!
00:27:38The rose room is off limits
00:27:40Breaking in without being a registered couple
00:27:43That's 500 points off Emberwing and Greenheart!
00:27:47But Professor Finch
00:27:48We're just celebrating our anniversary in private
00:27:50I don't think that violates any rules
00:27:54Anniversary?
00:27:55You two?
00:27:56Quinter's infamous mortal enemies?
00:28:08Ever heard of enemies to lovers?
00:28:10Babe, tell them
00:28:16Yes, uh
00:28:16Blake smite my boyfriend
00:28:18We just got carried away
00:28:29We're sorry about that, Professor Finch
00:28:31I'll file the paperwork tomorrow
00:28:42Don't touch me!
00:28:44You're disgusting!
00:28:45Who said you could kiss me?
00:28:47Funny
00:28:49That's not what you said
00:28:50When you were hiding in my arms
00:28:52Gonna leave me hanging?
00:28:59Well, well
00:29:00Look who it is
00:29:01Dumped one day
00:29:02Crawling into her sworn enemy's bed the next
00:29:04Wow, Hannah
00:29:05Didn't think you were so
00:29:07Desperate
00:29:08Hannah?
00:29:09What are you doing here?
00:29:10You're really sleeping with this asshole?
00:29:11None of your business
00:29:14Tristan
00:29:15Didn't you just dump her?
00:29:17She's already hooking up with Blake
00:29:20What if she's been cheating on you all along?
00:29:27Who cares?
00:29:28He's welcome to my leftovers
00:29:29Just surprised anyone wants a frigid bitch like her
00:29:33Really?
00:29:34Well, get a good look at this
00:30:04See?
00:30:06We all know who got the upgrade
00:30:08Better kisser
00:30:09Better lover
00:30:10And he crushed you on the field today
00:30:12Tristan
00:30:13You're the one who got tossed out
00:30:15What?
00:30:16I
00:30:25Wow
00:30:26Little Miss Perfect Parker
00:30:29You're insane
00:30:30The whole school's gonna know we're together now
00:30:34Then we'll have to make it look real
00:30:37Blake
00:30:39Let's make a deal
00:30:42You want me to play
00:30:44Your hot new boyfriend
00:30:45To piss out your ex
00:30:48What's in it for me?
00:30:49Because I can be your healer
00:30:51In secret
00:30:52I know you don't just play for the school team
00:30:55You've been sneaking into underground fencing matches
00:30:57That's why you're always black and blue
00:30:58Lucky for you
00:31:00I'm the strongest healer in this whole school
00:31:02Miss H
00:31:03The one who wrote the healing codex
00:31:07You're Miss H
00:31:09The healer the whole school's been hunting for
00:31:11Damn
00:31:13You must be desperate
00:31:14Putting a secret like that on the line
00:31:16Tempting
00:31:17But playing my girlfriend won't be easy, Hannah
00:31:23I'll hold you
00:31:24Kiss you
00:31:25Do everything couples do
00:31:27In front of everyone
00:31:29Can a nerdy virgin like you handle that?
00:31:37Who says I can't?
00:31:39Bring it on
00:31:40Whatever it takes to piss that loser off
00:31:44Good
00:31:45How about a one month contract?
00:31:48For one month, you heal me
00:31:50And I'll humiliate Tristan
00:31:59A few rules
00:32:00One, this contract is a secret
00:32:02It dies with us
00:32:03Two, any physical contact you warn me first
00:32:05Three, one month and out
00:32:06After that, we're strangers again
00:32:07Four, and most important
00:32:09No real feelings
00:32:10I will never fall for you
00:32:11And don't you dare get any ideas
00:32:13Let's add a fifth
00:32:14You come to every single one of my games
00:32:24It's a deal, girlfriend
00:32:42Listen up, guys
00:32:43Meet my girlfriend, Hannah Parker
00:32:45So stay away, boys
00:32:46Unless you want to deal with me
00:32:48For real?
00:32:49Aren't they worst enemies?
00:32:50Didn't Hannah and Tristan just broke up?
00:32:52Was she cheating?
00:32:52Whatever
00:32:53Blake's not a rebound
00:32:54He's an upgrade
00:32:54Hannah's so lucky
00:32:56Guess Heather's stuck with Hannah's leftovers
00:32:57Shut up!
00:32:59All of you!
00:33:00Just you wait, bitch
00:33:01Hannah!
00:33:02What is happening?
00:33:04I leave you alone for two minutes
00:33:05And you're dating your sworn enemy?
00:33:10It's a long story
00:33:16Truth or dare
00:33:17Pick, Hannah
00:33:17Truth
00:33:18Come on
00:33:19You were with Tristan forever
00:33:21And he still never wanted you
00:33:22Tell us, Hannah
00:33:24You're still a boring little virgin, aren't you?
00:33:28Yes, I am
00:33:33How am I supposed to get it up?
00:33:36For that nerdy loser
00:33:43That's funny to you
00:33:46I happen to like that she takes things seriously
00:33:48I'll drop the act, Blake
00:33:51She's dumped by day and yours by night?
00:33:53What, you've been waiting for your chance this whole time?
00:33:56Why not?
00:33:57What is he saying?
00:33:59Enough!
00:33:59You two are obviously faking it
00:34:01If you really love her
00:34:02What's her birthday?
00:34:03What's her favorite color?
00:34:04December 9th
00:34:05And her favorite color isn't actually green harm green
00:34:07It's silver white
00:34:11He...
00:34:12He knows?
00:34:13It's been 10 years
00:34:14He still remembers?
00:34:18Hey, man
00:34:19Let's put it to the test
00:34:20Why don't you couples do the ice cube challenge?
00:34:22Whoever melts the ice with a kiss first
00:34:24Wins best couple of the night
00:34:40One minute
00:34:41Hannah, you gonna beat that with your true love, Blake?
00:34:44Don't waste our time
00:34:45Just admit you've lost
00:34:58Hannah, get off
00:35:00It'd be embarrassing if someone sees us kissing
00:35:07I've barely ever kissed a boy
00:35:09And now they want a full-on French kiss?
00:35:13See?
00:35:14They can't even kiss in public
00:35:16They're faking it
00:35:17Frauds
00:35:18Liars
00:35:37Why did you run away?
00:35:40I...
00:35:41I don't know how to French kiss
00:35:44Tristan said I was too boring to touch
00:35:48Is her right?
00:35:49Am I just some boring book world too boring for boys to want?
00:35:54Tristan is blind
00:35:55An idiot
00:35:56Hannah
00:35:57You have no clue how fucking attractive you are
00:36:00What are you hiding from?
00:36:02Total humiliation
00:36:03Get out here, liars!
00:36:05Someone break the door down!
00:36:07Let's see the fake couple!
00:36:12Hear that?
00:36:13You want to shut them up?
00:36:15We got to really sell it first
00:36:17Parker
00:36:18Do you trust me?
00:36:32Good girl
00:36:33Remember to breathe
00:36:41Blake
00:36:42Wait
00:36:43What's that?
00:36:46I...
00:36:47Surprised?
00:36:48Take his compliment, Parker
00:36:50You've just got your sworn enemy heart
00:36:54Practice makes perfect
00:36:55Want to take it further?
00:36:58Give me your panties
00:37:00What?
00:37:01Now wait!
00:37:02You absolute pervert!
00:37:04Trust me
00:37:05I...
00:37:15I...
00:37:25I...
00:37:26But...
00:37:26I don't know
00:37:26I don't know
00:37:30You should hear it
00:37:32I don't know
00:37:33You should give me 좋
00:37:33You should hear it
00:37:35You should hear it
00:37:37How about some privacy?
00:38:08You're just a filthy half-blood. You think you get to play with us?
00:38:16Blake, please help me.
00:38:26I'm not helping a stupid half-blood. You're gross!
00:38:40Ten years ago, my best friend betrayed me in front of everyone.
00:38:44Now, Blake Portman is my number one enemy.
00:38:47The Quinteria Mid-Season Championship is heating up.
00:38:49The favorites to win Byron Wood are locked in an intense tie.
00:38:52Both teams are just 200 points from taking home the Mid-Season Championship trophy.
00:38:56That was ten years ago. Today I'm Greenheart's goody two-shoot, the student council president.
00:39:00As for my nemesis, Quinteria's biggest asshole.
00:39:04The Ember Wings star player, Blake Portman.
00:39:20Don't get cocky, Portman!
00:39:21Those last 200 points have greenkin written all over them.
00:39:26You, please. You can swing that stick at a drunk toddler all game.
00:39:30Sit down, Tristan.
00:39:39Run back to your little greenhouse, Ruud.
00:39:53And now the game!
00:39:54Blake Portman drags the Ember Wings to a crushing win over the Greenheart.
00:40:12I guess the crown belongs to the Ember Wings again this year, Parker.
00:40:16Try not to cry about it.
00:40:18Don't get cocky, Portman.
00:40:19Brute force only gets you so far.
00:40:22Enjoy the crown while it's warm.
00:40:24I've got my eyes on finals.
00:40:25And next semester, I'm taking it all back.
00:40:28You can try.
00:40:29Keeps things interesting for me.
00:40:31But you'll have to get used to losing to me, Parker.
00:40:39Blake Portman, you stupid, smug bastard.
00:40:43Just you wait.
00:40:48You're an animal.
00:40:49You crippled your own classmate just to win.
00:40:51Was it worth it?
00:41:03Ow.
00:41:04Feeling sorry for your loser boyfriend?
00:41:10He's not a loser.
00:41:12At least he doesn't cheat to win.
00:41:15You make me sick.
00:41:19Admit it, Hannah.
00:41:21Deep down, that weak loser can't satisfy you.
00:41:24You want someone strong.
00:41:26Someone like me.
00:41:29Keep dreaming, asshole.
00:41:42Tristan, stop.
00:41:44Let me heal the bruises on your arm.
00:41:48Don't touch me!
00:41:49Get that pathetic little light show away from me!
00:41:51Your magic can't heal anything!
00:41:58Tristan, what are you saying?
00:42:00I still don't get it.
00:42:01Your healing's so useless, it cost me everything in front of the whole school.
00:42:05You half-blood hack!
00:42:08You're blaming me?
00:42:10For losing?
00:42:12Because of my blood?
00:42:14That's right.
00:42:14We're done.
00:42:16You're off the team, Hannah.
00:42:17I don't need a half-blood reject healing for me.
00:42:20Half-blood or not, I'm the best healer in this school.
00:42:23I'm the one who really...
00:42:31Heather!
00:42:32There you are.
00:42:33See that, Hannah?
00:42:34This is who I deserve.
00:42:35That healing book the whole school's obsessed with by the mysterious Miss H?
00:42:39Yeah, that's her.
00:42:41Her?
00:42:41You really think she's Miss H?
00:42:42That's adorable.
00:42:44I'm Miss H.
00:42:46Aw, don't look so crushed, Hannah.
00:42:48You can't help being born a filthy little half-blood.
00:42:52You never stood a chance against a pureblood like me.
00:42:56Tristan choosing me?
00:42:58Everyone saw it coming, sweet.
00:43:01Ha ha ha!
00:43:08Heather's my personal healer now.
00:43:10You, Hannah, you're done here.
00:43:14Fine.
00:43:15You're right, Tristan.
00:43:16We're a bad fit.
00:43:17My magic isn't for healing a loser who gets crushed every time.
00:43:20You're perfect for each other.
00:43:21A fraud and a coward.
00:43:32Call that a warning.
00:43:34Half-blood or not, I'm better than you'll ever be.
00:43:50Hannah, stop.
00:43:52Getting drunk over that asshole?
00:43:53Tristan isn't worth it.
00:43:55It's not about him.
00:43:57I'm just pissed at myself.
00:43:58What a joke.
00:44:02What a joke.
00:44:04All because of that bastard.
00:44:13Parker.
00:44:15What the hell is your problem?
00:44:17This is all your fault, psycho!
00:44:19If you hadn't been such an asshole on the field, I wouldn't have been kicked off the team
00:44:23and dumped by that loser.
00:44:25I hate you!
00:44:28Your shit taste in men is my problem?
00:44:30Get a grip.
00:44:34Shut up!
00:44:35You barbarian!
00:44:42What are you all staring at if you're drunk?
00:44:45Every party needs a bouncer, right?
00:44:51Put me down!
00:44:52Where are you taking me?
00:44:53Let me go!
00:44:56Shut up and quit wiggling.
00:44:58Keep it up and I'll toss you out the window.
00:45:06What's that noise?
00:45:09That's the head of discipline.
00:45:10We can't let him know we're drunk.
00:45:20Wait!
00:45:21This is the Rose Room!
00:45:22Only registered couples are allowed in!
00:45:27Our houses will lose points if we're caught in here.
00:45:29Let me go!
00:45:34Keep yelling.
00:45:35And the Green Hearts will lose all their points.
00:45:48Get off me, you asshole!
00:45:51Stop perving!
00:45:52Peeping?
00:45:53Look what you did to my shirt.
00:46:09How's that my fault?
00:46:11And who said you could take your clothes off?
00:46:13You're just such an arrogant, violent maniac!
00:46:22Parker, you're playing with fire here, you know.
00:46:24Parker, you're playing with fire here, you know.
00:46:26Let me go!
00:46:28I'm gonna teach you a proper lesson tonight.
00:46:35Outrageous, shameful!
00:46:37The Rose Room is off limits!
00:46:39Breaking in without being a registered couple?
00:46:41That's 500 points off Ember Wing and Greenheart!
00:46:45But Professor Finch, we're just celebrating our anniversary in private.
00:46:49I don't think that violates any rules.
00:46:52Anniversary?
00:46:53Anniversary?
00:46:53You two?
00:46:55Quinter has infamous mortal enemies?
00:47:06Ever heard of enemies to lovers?
00:47:09Babe, tell them.
00:47:14Yes, uh, Blake is my boyfriend.
00:47:17We just got carried away.
00:47:27We're sorry about that, Professor Finch.
00:47:29I'll file the paperwork tomorrow.
00:47:41Don't touch me!
00:47:42You're disgusting!
00:47:43Who said you could kiss me?
00:47:46Funny.
00:47:47That's not what you said when you were hiding in my arms.
00:47:50You're gonna leave me hanging.
00:47:57Well, well.
00:47:58Look who it is.
00:48:00Dumped one day, crawling into her sworn enemy's bed the next?
00:48:03Wow, Hannah.
00:48:04Didn't think you were so desperate.
00:48:06Hannah?
00:48:07What are you doing here?
00:48:08You're really sleeping with this asshole?
00:48:09None of your business.
00:48:12Tristan, didn't you just dump her?
00:48:16She's already hooking up with Blake.
00:48:19What if she's been cheating on you all along?
00:48:25Who cares?
00:48:26He's welcome to my leftovers.
00:48:28Just surprised anyone wants a frigid bitch like her.
00:48:31Really?
00:48:32Well, get a good look at this.
00:48:34Well, get a good look at this.
00:48:35I'm just bummed off.
00:49:03See?
00:49:04See? We all know who got the upgrade.
00:49:07Better kisser, better lover, and he crushed you on the field today.
00:49:11Tristan, you're the one who got tossed out.
00:49:13What? I...
00:49:23Wow. Little Miss Perfect Parker.
00:49:27You're insane.
00:49:28The whole school's gonna know we're together now.
00:49:32Then we'll have to make it look real.
00:49:37Blake, let's make a deal.
00:49:41You want me to play your hot new boyfriend?
00:49:44To piss out your ex?
00:49:46What's in it for me?
00:49:47Because I can be your healer.
00:49:49In secret.
00:49:51I know you don't just play for the school team.
00:49:53You've been sneaking into underground fencing matches.
00:49:55That's why you're always black and blue.
00:49:57Lucky for you, I'm the strongest healer in this whole school.
00:50:00Miss H.
00:50:02The one who wrote the healing code S.
00:50:06You're Miss H.
00:50:07The healer the whole school's been hunting for?
00:50:10Damn.
00:50:11You must be desperate putting a secret like that on the line.
00:50:15Tempting.
00:50:16But playing my girlfriend won't be easy, Hannah.
00:50:21I'll hold you, kiss you, do everything couples do in front of everyone.
00:50:27Can a nerdy virgin like you handle that?
00:50:36Who says I can't?
00:50:37Bring it on.
00:50:39Whatever it takes to piss that loser off.
00:50:42Good.
00:50:44How about a one-month contract?
00:50:47For one month, you heal me, and I'll humiliate Tristan.
00:50:58A few rules.
00:50:59One, this contract is a secret.
00:51:01It dies with us.
00:51:01Two, any physical contact you warned me first.
00:51:04Three, one month and out.
00:51:05After that, we're strangers again.
00:51:06Four, and most important, no real feelings.
00:51:08I will never fall for you, and don't you dare get any ideas.
00:51:11Let's add a fifth.
00:51:13You come to every single one of my games.
00:51:23It's a deal, girlfriend.
00:51:40Listen up, guys.
00:51:41Meet my girlfriend, Hannah Parker.
00:51:43So stay away, boys.
00:51:45Unless you want to deal with me.
00:51:47For real?
00:51:47Aren't they worst enemies?
00:51:48Didn't Hannah and Tristan just broke up?
00:51:50Was she cheating?
00:51:51Whatever.
00:51:51Blake's not a rebound.
00:51:52He's an upgrade.
00:51:53Hannah's so lucky.
00:51:54Guess Heather's stuck with Hannah's leftovers.
00:51:56Shut up!
00:51:57All of you!
00:51:58Just you wait, bitch.
00:52:00Hannah!
00:52:01What is happening?
00:52:02I leave you alone for two minutes, and you're dating your sworn enemy?
00:52:08It's a long story.
00:52:14Truth or dare?
00:52:15Pick, Hannah.
00:52:16Truth.
00:52:17Come on.
00:52:18You were with Tristan forever, and he still never wanted you.
00:52:21Tell us, Hannah.
00:52:22You're still a boring little virgin, aren't you?
00:52:26Yes, I am.
00:52:32How am I supposed to get it up?
00:52:35For that nerdy loser.
00:52:41That's funny to you?
00:52:44I happen to like that she takes things seriously.
00:52:47Oh, drop the act, Blake.
00:52:49She's dumped by day and yours by night?
00:52:51What, you've been waiting for your chance this whole time?
00:52:54Why not?
00:52:55What is he saying?
00:52:57Enough!
00:52:58You two are obviously faking it.
00:52:59If you really love her, what's her birthday?
00:53:01What's her favorite color?
00:53:02December 9th.
00:53:03And her favorite color isn't actually green-harm green.
00:53:06It's silver-white.
00:53:09He...
00:53:10He knows?
00:53:11It's been 10 years.
00:53:12He still remembers?
00:53:16Hey, man.
00:53:17Let's put it to the test.
00:53:18Why don't you couples do the ice cube challenge?
00:53:21Whoever melts the ice with a kiss first wins best couple of the night.
00:53:38One minute.
00:53:40Hannah, are you going to beat that with your true love, Blake?
00:53:42Don't waste our time.
00:53:44Just admit you've lost.
00:53:56Hannah, get off.
00:53:59It'd be embarrassing if someone sees us kissing.
00:54:05I've barely ever kissed a boy, and now they want a full-on French kiss?
00:54:12See?
00:54:12They can't even kiss in public.
00:54:14They're faking it.
00:54:15Frauds!
00:54:17Liars!
00:54:36Why did you run away?
00:54:39I...
00:54:39I don't know how to French kiss.
00:54:42Tristan said I was too boring to touch.
00:54:46Is her right?
00:54:47Am I just some boring book world too boring for boys to want?
00:54:52Tristan is blind.
00:54:53An idiot.
00:54:55Hannah, you have no clue how fucking attractive you are.
00:54:59What are you hiding from?
00:55:00Total humiliation!
00:55:02Get out here, liars!
00:55:04Someone break the door down!
00:55:05Let's see the fake couple!
00:55:10Hear that?
00:55:12You want to shut them up, we've got to really sell it first.
00:55:15Parker?
00:55:16Parker, do you trust me?
00:55:19Do you trust me?
00:55:31Good girl.
00:55:32Remember to breathe.
00:55:40Blake, wait, what's that?
00:55:44I...
00:55:45Surprised?
00:55:46Take his compliment, Parker.
00:55:48You've just got your sworn enemy hard.
00:55:52Practice makes perfect.
00:55:54Want to take it further?
00:55:57Give me your panties.
00:55:59What?
00:56:00Now wait, you absolute pervert!
00:56:02Trust me.
00:56:03Never going down.
00:56:08You've got to drive me down.
00:56:09Dash 있을 fur back again.
00:56:12Oh, yeah.
00:56:14Oh.
00:56:18Und survivability.
00:56:22No.
00:56:24Never going down.
00:56:28Say…
00:56:29We've got to do this.
00:56:30I just have to go toacking you.
00:56:32developer...
00:56:33You've got to move on.
00:56:36How about some privacy?
00:57:06You're just a filthy half-blood. You think you get to play with us?
00:57:14Blake, please help me.
00:57:24I'm not helping a stupid half-blood. You're gross!
00:57:38Ten years ago, my best friend betrayed me in front of everyone.
00:57:42Now, Blake Portman is my number one enemy.
00:57:45The Quinteria Mid-Season Championship is heating up.
00:57:47The favorites to win Byron Wood are locked in an intense tie.
00:57:50Both teams are just 200 points from taking home the Mid-Season Championship trophy.
00:57:54That was ten years ago. Today, I'm Greenheart's goody two-shoot, the Student Council President.
00:57:58As for my nemesis, he's Quinteria's biggest asshole.
00:58:02The Ember Wings star player, Blake Portman.
00:58:18Don't get cocky, Portman!
00:58:20Those last 200 points have Greenkin written all over them.
00:58:25You, please. You'll be swinging that stick at a drunk toddler all game.
00:58:28Sit down, Tristan.
00:58:37Run back to your little greenhouse, Reed.
00:58:57Run back to your little greenhouse, Reed.
00:58:59Mid-Season Champions!
00:59:10I guess the crown belongs to the Ember Wings again this year, Parker.
00:59:14Try not to cry about it.
00:59:15Don't get cocky, Portman. Brute Force only gets you so far.
00:59:20Enjoy the crown while it's warm.
00:59:22I've got my eyes on finals.
00:59:24And next semester, I'm taking it all back.
00:59:26You can try.
00:59:27Keeps things interesting for me.
00:59:29But you'll have to get used to losing to me, Parker.
00:59:37Blake Portman, you stupid, smug bastard.
00:59:41Just you wait.
00:59:46You're an animal!
00:59:48You crippled your own classmate just to win.
00:59:50Was it worth it?
01:00:01Al.
01:00:03Feeling sorry for your loser boyfriend?
01:00:08He's not a loser.
01:00:11At least he doesn't cheat to win.
01:00:13You make me sick.
01:00:17Admit it, Hannah.
01:00:19Deep down, that weak loser can't satisfy you.
01:00:22You want someone strong.
01:00:25Someone like me.
01:00:27Keep dreaming, asshole.
01:00:40Tristan, stop.
01:00:42Let me heal the bruises on your arm.
01:00:46Don't touch me!
01:00:47Get that pathetic little light show away from me!
01:00:50Your magic can't heal anything!
01:00:55Tristan.
01:00:57What are you saying?
01:00:58I still don't get it.
01:00:59Your healing's so useless, it cost me everything in front of the whole school.
01:01:04You half-blood hack!
01:01:06You're blaming me?
01:01:08For losing?
01:01:10Because of my blood?
01:01:12That's right.
01:01:13We're done.
01:01:14You're off the team, Hannah.
01:01:15I don't need a half-blood reject healing for me.
01:01:19Half-blood or not, I'm the best healer in this school!
01:01:21I'm the one who really-
01:01:29Heather!
01:01:30There you are.
01:01:31See that, Hannah?
01:01:32This is who I deserve.
01:01:34That healing book the whole school's obsessed with by the mysterious Miss H?
01:01:37Yeah, that's her.
01:01:39Her?
01:01:39You really think she's Miss H?
01:01:41That's adorable.
01:01:42I'm Miss H.
01:01:44Aw, don't look so crushed, Hannah.
01:01:47You can't help being born a filthy little half-blood.
01:01:50You never stood a chance against a pure blood like me.
01:01:54Tristan choosing me?
01:01:56Everyone saw it coming, sweet.
01:02:06Heather's my personal healer now.
01:02:08You, Hannah, you're done here.
01:02:12Fine.
01:02:13You're right, Tristan.
01:02:14We're a bad fit.
01:02:15My magic isn't for healing a loser who gets crushed every time.
01:02:18You're perfect for each other.
01:02:19A fraud and a coward.
01:02:30Call that a warning.
01:02:32Half-blood or not, I'm better than you'll ever be.
01:02:49Hannah, stop.
01:02:50Getting drunk over that asshole?
01:02:51Tristan isn't worth it.
01:02:54It's not about him.
01:02:55I'm just pissed at myself.
01:02:57What a joke.
01:03:02All because of that bastard.
01:03:13Parker, what the hell is your problem?
01:03:15This is all your fault, psycho!
01:03:17If you hadn't been such an asshole on the field, I wouldn't have been kicked off the team and dumped
01:03:22by that loser!
01:03:23I hate you!
01:03:26Your shit taste in men is my problem?
01:03:28Get a grip.
01:03:32Shut up!
01:03:33You barbarian!
01:03:41What are you staring at?
01:03:42You're too drunk.
01:03:43Every party needs a bouncer, right?
01:03:49Put me down!
01:03:50Where are you taking me?
01:03:52Let me go!
01:03:54Shut up and quit wiggling.
01:03:56Keep it up and I'll toss you out the window.
01:04:04What's that noise?
01:04:07That's the head of discipline.
01:04:08We can't let him know we're drunk.
01:04:19Wait!
01:04:19This is the Rose Room!
01:04:21Only registered couples are allowed in!
01:04:25Our houses will lose points if we're caught in here!
01:04:27Let me go!
01:04:32Keep yelling and the Green Hearts will lose all their points.
01:04:47Get off me you asshole!
01:04:49Stop perving!
01:04:50Peeping?
01:04:51Look what you did to my shirt!
01:05:08How's that my fault?
01:05:09And who said you could take your clothes off?
01:05:11You're just such an arrogant, violent maniac!
01:05:20Parker, you're playing with fire here, you know?
01:05:24Let me go!
01:05:26I'm gonna teach you a proper lesson tonight.
01:05:33Outrageous!
01:05:34Shameful!
01:05:35The Rose Room is off limits!
01:05:37Breaking in without being a registered couple?
01:05:40That's 500 points off Ember Wing and Green Heart!
01:05:43But Professor Finch, we're just celebrating our anniversary in private.
01:05:47I don't think that violates any rules.
01:05:50Anniversary?
01:05:51You two?
01:05:53Quintera's infamous mortal enemies?
01:06:04Ever heard of enemies to lovers?
01:06:07Babe, tell them.
01:06:12Yes sir.
01:06:14Blake smite my boyfriend.
01:06:15We just got carried away.
01:06:17I...
01:06:26We're sorry about that, Professor Finch.
01:06:28I'll file the paperwork tomorrow.
01:06:39Don't touch me!
01:06:40You're disgusting!
01:06:41Who said you could kiss me?
01:06:44Funny.
01:06:46That's not what you said when you were hiding in my arms.
01:06:49You're gonna leave me hanging.
01:06:51You're gonna leave me hanging.
01:06:56Well, well.
01:06:57Look who it is.
01:06:58Dumped one day, crawling into her sworn enemy's bed the next?
01:07:01Wow, Hannah.
01:07:02Didn't think you were so desperate.
01:07:05Hannah?
01:07:05What are you doing here?
01:07:06You're really sleeping with this asshole?
01:07:07None of your business.
01:07:10Tristan, didn't you just dump her?
01:07:14She's already hooking up with Blake.
01:07:17What if she's been cheating on you all along?
01:07:23Who cares?
01:07:24He's welcome to my leftovers.
01:07:26Just surprised anyone wants a frigid bitch like her.
01:07:30Really?
01:07:31Well, get a good look at this.
01:08:02See?
01:08:03We all know who got the upgrade.
01:08:05Better kisser, better lover, and he crushed you on the field today.
01:08:09Tristan, you're the one who got tossed out.
01:08:12What?
01:08:12I-
01:08:21Wow.
01:08:23Little Miss Perfect Parker.
01:08:25You're insane.
01:08:27The whole school's gonna know we're together now.
01:08:31Then we'll have to make it look real.
01:08:34Blake.
01:08:36Let's make a deal.
01:08:39You want me to play your hot new boyfriend?
01:08:42To piss out your ex?
01:08:44What's in it for me?
01:08:46Because I can be your healer.
01:08:48In secret.
01:08:49I know you don't just play for the school team.
01:08:51You've been sneaking into underground fencing matches.
01:08:53That's why you're always black and blue.
01:08:55Lucky for you, I'm the strongest healer in this whole school.
01:08:58Miss H.
01:09:00The one who wrote the healing codes.
01:09:04You're Miss H?
01:09:05The healer the whole school's been hunting for?
01:09:08Damn.
01:09:10You must be desperate putting a secret like that on the line.
01:09:13Tempting.
01:09:14But playing my girlfriend won't be easy, Hannah.
01:09:19I'll hold you.
01:09:21Kiss you.
01:09:22Do everything couples do.
01:09:24In front of everyone.
01:09:26Can a nerdy virgin like you handle that?
01:09:34Who says I can't?
01:09:35Bring it on.
01:09:37Whatever it takes to piss that loser off.
01:09:40Good.
01:09:42How about a one month contract?
01:09:45For one month, you heal me and I'll humiliate Tristan.
01:09:56A few rules.
01:09:57One.
01:09:57This contract is a secret.
01:09:59It dies with us.
01:10:00Two.
01:10:00Any physical contact, you warn me first.
01:10:02Three.
01:10:02One month, then out.
01:10:03After that, we're strangers again.
01:10:04Four.
01:10:04And most important.
01:10:05No real feelings.
01:10:06I will never fall for you.
01:10:07And don't you dare get any ideas.
01:10:09Let's add a fifth.
01:10:11You come to every single one of my games.
01:10:21It's a deal, girlfriend.
01:10:38Listen up, guys.
01:10:39Meet my girlfriend, Hannah Parker.
01:10:41So stay away, boys.
01:10:43Unless you want to deal with me.
01:10:45For real?
01:10:45Aren't they worst enemies?
01:10:47Didn't Hannah and Tristan just broke up?
01:10:48Was she cheating?
01:10:49Whatever.
01:10:49Blake's not a rebound.
01:10:50He's an upgrade.
01:10:51Hannah's so lucky.
01:10:52Guess Heather's stuck with Hannah's leftovers.
01:10:54Shut up!
01:10:55All of you!
01:10:56Just you wait, bitch.
01:10:58Hannah!
01:10:59What is happening?
01:11:00I leave you alone for two minutes and you're dating your sworn enemy?
01:11:06It's a long story.
01:11:12Truth or dare, pick Hannah.
01:11:14Truth.
01:11:15Come on.
01:11:16You were with Tristan forever and he still never wanted you.
01:11:19Tell us, Hannah.
01:11:20You're still a boring little virgin, aren't you?
01:11:24Yes.
01:11:25I am.
01:11:30How am I supposed to get it up?
01:11:33For that nerdy loser.
01:11:39That's funny to you?
01:11:43I happen to like that she takes things seriously.
01:11:45Oh, drop the act, Blake.
01:11:47She's dumped by day and yours by night?
01:11:49What, you've been waiting for your chance this whole time?
01:11:52Why not?
01:11:53What is he saying?
01:11:55Enough!
01:11:56You two are obviously faking it.
01:11:58If you really love her, what's her birthday?
01:12:00What's her favorite color?
01:12:00December 9th.
01:12:01And her favorite color isn't actually Green Harm Green.
01:12:04It's silver white.
01:12:07He...
01:12:08He knows?
01:12:09It's been 10 years, he still remembers?
01:12:14Hey man, let's put it to the test.
01:12:17Why don't you couples do the ice cube challenge?
01:12:19Whoever melts the ice with a kiss first, wins best couple of the night.
01:12:37One minute.
01:12:38Hannah, are you gonna beat that with your true love, Blake?
01:12:40Don't waste our time.
01:12:42Just admit you've lost.
01:12:54Hannah, get off.
01:12:57It'd be embarrassing if someone sees us kissing.
01:13:03I've barely ever kissed a boy, and now they want a full-on French kiss?
01:13:10See?
01:13:11They can't even kiss in public.
01:13:12They're faking it.
01:13:14Frauds!
01:13:15Liars!
01:13:15Liars!
01:13:34Why did you run away?
01:13:37I...
01:13:37I don't know how to French kiss.
01:13:40Tristan said I was too boring to touch.
01:13:44Is her right?
01:13:46Am I just some boring book world too boring for boys to want?
01:13:50Tristan is blind.
01:13:52An idiot.
01:13:53Hannah, you have no clue how fucking attractive you are.
01:13:57What are you hiding from?
01:13:59Total humiliation!
01:14:00Get out here, liars!
01:14:02Someone break the door down!
01:14:03Let's see the fake couple!
01:14:09Hear that?
01:14:10You wanna shut them up, we gotta really sell it first.
01:14:13Parker?
01:14:15Do you trust me?
01:14:20Parker?
01:14:25Do you trust me?
01:14:29Good girl.
01:14:31Remember to breathe.
01:14:38Blake.
01:14:39Wait.
01:14:40What's that?
01:14:43I...
01:14:43Surprised?
01:14:45Take his compliment, Parker.
01:14:47You've just got your sworn enemy heart.
01:14:50Practice makes perfect.
01:14:52Wanna take it further?
01:14:55Give me your panties.
01:14:57What?!
01:14:58What?!
01:14:58Now wait!
01:14:59You absolute pervert!
01:15:00Trust me.
01:15:07I just used to kill you.
01:15:08That's what I have done.
01:15:12You're looking for that.
01:15:13I've had to lose that.
01:15:13I've had to lose that.
01:15:17I've had to do it.
01:15:17Let's make love again.
01:15:21We've had to leave!
01:15:23You're such a great deal.
01:15:24Yeah, I've had to lose in that.
01:15:24I've had to lose that.
01:15:24You've got to lose that.
01:15:26I've had to lose that.
01:15:27It's not a long time!
01:15:29You need to lose that.
01:15:34How about some privacy?