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00:00Welcome back, team. Now, I need you to brace yourselves.
00:08Earth was invaded. Lost in less than a minute.
00:14All of this was our fault.
00:19We're the only ones left who can fix it.
00:23And you must use our machine.
00:26The same machine that broke the world to unbreak it.
00:30Now, I know what you're thinking. This bloke's gone insane.
00:34This plan sounds impossible, and we're probably going to die.
00:38But that's why you're wrong. You're definitely going to die.
00:42It's all part of my new plan.
00:46Every time you fail, I will use our machine to bring you back.
00:54If you can relentlessly experiment...
01:00Test strategies. Learn from your failures.
01:06You will become the world saving team humanity needs you to be.
01:14Trust me. The voice in my head hasn't been wrong yet.
01:18From now on, nothing is impossible.
01:24Now get out there and fail to save the world.
01:30I'm going to die.
01:31Now get out there and fail to be...
01:32You can't wait.
01:33I'm going to die.
01:34I'm going to die.
01:35We are going to die.
01:36I'm going to die.
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