Netflix's 'Everything Sucks': Official Trailer

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00:01Luke, settle this.

00:03Settle what?

00:04That ridiculous song.

00:05Rain on your wedding day?

00:06It's ironic.

00:07Because they chose that day to get married.

00:10What kind of fairytale world does Alanis Morissette live in?

00:13Canada.

00:16Guys, we're in high school now.

00:18We gotta find our people.

00:19Find my bungalow for the day.

00:21We might as well start with something we actually know, right?

00:24That's a V Club.

00:25I bet once they see one of our movies, ladies will come flocking.

00:28I promise you, there isn't a single female behind those doors.

00:36You're out of focus.

00:37I know.

00:38I'm trying to fix that.

00:39Easy there, Romeo.

00:40That's Mr. Messner's daughter, the principal.

00:42Have a great rest of your day.

00:45Proceed with caution.

00:49At this age, it's like we speak different languages.

00:52The bomb?

00:53All that and a bag of chips?

00:54Oh, snap.

00:58He's going to ask out Kate.

01:03I might actually have a chance with this girl.

01:05How are you gonna do it?

01:12Kate Messner?

01:15Will you go out with me?

01:20I'm raising Luke on my own.

01:21I didn't realize you're a single mother.

01:23Single father.

01:28Wow.

01:29Stop staring now.

01:30Sorry.

01:31Yeah.

01:32I bet you never got in trouble when you were a kid.

01:34Don't you think you wish you did?

01:39Ken?

01:40I can see your car.

01:41We went out a few times.

01:43I can hear you.

01:46The average high school relationship lasts for 26 days.

01:49I like you.

01:50You like the idea of me.

01:51It's over.

01:52That's it.

01:54Fine.

01:57For the first time in 10 years, I feel happy.

02:00And I'm ready to fight for my happiness.

02:03I think you're perfect.

02:05For any minute now, takes a second.

02:18Wait for it.

02:20Wait for it.

02:22Wait for it.

02:23Wait for it.

02:24Oh, and there.

02:25God, I love the net.

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