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00:00Tutti qui chiede per la città.
00:03Mi chiede per la mia prossima studenta.
00:08La mia prima contendiera...
00:11...too dumb.
00:12La mia seconda...
00:13...too expensive.
00:15La mia thirda...
00:19...too dead.
00:20Ma poi ho finalmente trovato...
00:23...de octopussi.
00:25Can I help this guy?
00:32Wow, yes, perfect!
00:41Hold on, buddy. We're home soon.
00:43I've always wanted to teach an animal piano.
00:45And in theory, octopuses have incredible potential.
00:49They are as smart as a three-year-old.
00:51They are amazing problem solvers.
00:53But what really sets them apart is that each of their eight arms has his own little brain.
00:58Letting them think and move independently.
01:01It's like eight pianists in one body.
01:04And that's way too much potential to be thrown in a fryer.
01:09Yeah!
01:14You don't know it yet, but you're going to be the greatest pianist the sea has ever known.
01:19I wanted to make sure he doesn't do anything weird in the aquarium these first days.
01:23Like hang himself.
01:25Because now he's not only in captivity.
01:28He's in captivity with a YouTuber.
01:33Takoyaki got his new home.
01:34But before I can teach him piano, he needs to start to trust me.
01:38But how?
01:39I think I have an idea.
01:41Tako, it's time to eat.
01:44You want it?
01:46First day, he didn't even want to take the food.
01:49I don't think he trusts me enough.
01:52The second day he took the food, but as a thank you, he shit on me.
01:56He shit on me.
01:57Whoa shit, what was that?
01:59But maybe that's how octopuses chose love.
02:03But as the days passed.
02:05There he is.
02:06Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
02:08He took the plier.
02:10Tako, look what I got for you.
02:12It's an octopus toy piano.
02:16It's so perfect.
02:18Oh, oh, oh my god.
02:20Whoa.
02:21Oh, he got it.
02:22Whoa.
02:23I think he started to realize that I'm the person that saved him from becoming Takoyaki.
02:30Tako, it's time to eat.
02:37Whoa.
02:39Oh shit.
02:40That's so scary.
02:42Finally, he was more comfortable.
02:44Maybe a bit too comfortable.
02:46What the fuck?
02:47He's super strong.
02:49Tako, what?
02:50Don't eat me.
02:52Don't eat me.
02:53Don't eat me.
02:56Now when Tako almost seemed to like me, it was time to throw in his first piano key.
03:02I really believed me and Tako could do this.
03:05But after watching him sit on his jar for five minutes straight, just staring into the void, completely ignoring the key,
03:11I was getting a little bit worried, but then finally he started to slowly approach it.
03:19But he thought I had made a boat for him.
03:24The next day we tried again.
03:27Tjano is fun.
03:29Who's your Asian parent?
03:31I am.
03:32No.
03:35No.
03:37Tako, you missed it.
03:38Maybe it was even a mistake, but eventually Tako touched the key perfectly.
03:44So I quickly rewarded him.
03:45And then he did whatever this was.
03:48Tako, what the fuck?
03:49And then he touched it again.
03:51His touching was getting more and more frequent.
03:53One more.
03:54Whoa.
03:56Once he got the hang of touching it, the next step was actually pushing it down.
04:00But there was a problem.
04:02Pushing isn't exactly natural for an octopus.
04:06What the fuck is that?
04:08Yes, this is it.
04:09This is it.
04:10You can do it.
04:11But when it comes to pulling stuff, Tako should write a book on that.
04:17So I started redesigning the key again and again until we got the ultimate octopus key.
04:25And how did I know that?
04:27Oh, amazing grip.
04:30Whoa.
04:31That's good.
04:32That's good.
04:33Whoa.
04:35Oh my god.
04:36That was amazing.
04:37Again, two times.
04:39Three times.
04:40Stop spamming Tako.
04:42Yeah, I get it.
04:43You're good at this.
04:44Wait, will you actually play it?
04:46Whoa.
04:48Good job, Tako.
04:49One key obviously wasn't enough anymore.
04:54So I started building Tako his own custom octopus piano.
04:58And he really supervised every second of the process.
05:03This is an historical moment.
05:05This is the first time you're going to play your piano.
05:07Oh.
05:08Wow, Tako.
05:09I can't believe I'm seeing you with the piano.
05:10But Tako did everything except playing piano.
05:11He sat on it, filmed it, lifted it.
05:13It was obvious that...
05:14Poor guy, he doesn't know what to do.
05:15So I realized I had to show Tako what key to pull.
05:30That's the key.
05:31There.
05:32But he didn't want my help.
05:34And how could I be so sure?
05:36Tako, stop pushing me away.
05:38I'm helping you.
05:40Wait, you can push.
05:41I thought you couldn't push.
05:43No, don't.
05:44Hey, don't eat me.
05:45Please.
05:46Tako.
05:47Put your thing here.
05:49Thing here.
05:51This day I realized I have absolutely no idea how to teach an octopus piano.
05:58So I started to look for help online.
06:03But all I could find was recipes.
06:08Eventually though, I managed to come in contact with an expert, Luigi.
06:12And together, we decided to try something crazy.
06:15Teaching Tako using sound.
06:17Why is he crazy?
06:18Well, Tako doesn't even have ears.
06:21But with this science grade underwater speaker, Tako can feel each note as a unique vibration.
06:28And maybe we can use that to teach him a melody.
06:31But after weeks of training, it was obvious that these vibrations couldn't be used as a learning tool.
06:37However, the good news was, it made him enjoy playing the piano more.
06:41Probably because every note now turned on his giant octopus vibrator.
06:48Tako was satisfied.
06:50And I was happy Tako started liking piano.
06:52Even if it was for unconventional reasons.
06:55But this wasn't music.
06:57It was just random notes once in a while.
07:00So I started looking into more proven methods for teaching animals piano.
07:05Take a look at this chicken.
07:06Now this cat.
07:07And now this human.
07:09What do they all have in common?
07:11Their keys light up.
07:13Showing them exactly what to play next.
07:15I managed to build a piano like this for Tako.
07:18I think there's no way he can fail.
07:20But making a light up piano is already difficult.
07:28So making one that worked underwater.
07:33Fuck.
07:34Was pretty much impossible.
07:36But after a week of failed waterproofing attempts.
07:39I think.
07:40Please don't stop working.
07:41Please.
07:42Tako.
07:43Beg with all your arms.
07:45Please light up.
07:46Please light up.
07:47We got it.
07:49Now let's try it on Tako.
07:54Tako saw the light.
07:55Approached the piano.
08:00And pulls the wrong key.
08:01It was probably a mistake.
08:03But then he did it again.
08:05No.
08:06And many more times.
08:08He has pulled every key that is not red.
08:11Tako why?
08:12Okay so maybe he naturally didn't go for the light.
08:15But I rewarded him the few times that he actually did.
08:18I thought with enough training he will start associating the lit key with food.
08:23But the days went on.
08:24And Tako still had no interest in the light.
08:29Tako I need one out of your eight legs to play the correct key.
08:33So I got desperate.
08:34I changed color.
08:35Intensity.
08:36I even removed keys until it was only two left.
08:40And still Tako picked the wrong key.
08:43It was time to face reality.
08:46Tako hates my shitty lights.
08:49This bullet proof method not only failed horribly.
08:53I was now completely out of ideas.
08:56How could it be so hard to just show an octopus what note to play?
09:02But after many days of thinking I had a realization.
09:11Tako is not a chicken.
09:15I can't just apply chicken logic to my octopus and expect it to work.
09:19I need to figure out what Tako likes.
09:22And it turns out...
09:26It was crabs.
09:29But how do I get the moving crab into every piano key?
09:33I think I have an idea.
09:37This is so dumb.
09:38It's crazy.
09:40I hope this works.
09:41I really hope this works.
09:44Crab rave Tako.
09:45And somehow it actually worked.
09:53It didn't make him play the key.
09:55It just made him try to grab the crab.
09:58But he wasn't fooled by my design.
10:00I think what he really wanted was the movement.
10:03So if I make the lever move instead,
10:05maybe he will grab that and play a note.
10:10Okay, come on Tako.
10:11Let's do this.
10:15Here we pull. Here we pull. Here we pull. Here we pull.
10:20Yes!
10:21Good job, Tako!
10:23Whoa!
10:25And he did it again.
10:27That's... Whoa!
10:29And many more times.
10:30This was working amazingly.
10:33Good job, Tako!
10:34Good job!
10:35Yeah!
10:36We're back, Tako!
10:38And every day, Tako got better at piano.
10:40And after one week, he can play two notes in a row.
10:45Good!
10:46Whoa!
10:47Whoa!
10:48The second week, this happened.
10:51Whoa!
10:52Echo!
10:53A chord!
10:54Tako started loving piano.
10:56He would sit all day looking at it,
10:58hoping I would place it in his tank.
11:00You're missing your piano?
11:01He even came up to the glass whenever I played.
11:04And at six every night, it was finally his turn.
11:14Come on, Tako.
11:15That's it!
11:17Whoa!
11:18And you're a genius, Tako.
11:23I thought Tako was getting close to something amazing.
11:27But as the days went on...
11:29I started to realize something.
11:31Tako was no longer improving.
11:34It was like playing three keys in a row was his absolute limit.
11:38One more, Tako!
11:41You can do it!
11:42No!
11:43Don't give up!
11:44And I kept training him, hoping for a breakthrough.
11:47But instead, our training went backwards.
11:50Don't do that, Tako.
11:53Come on!
11:55Tako, what?
11:56At this point, Tako knew how to play a few notes.
11:59But I don't think he understood that I wanted him to keep going.
12:04To complete the full melody.
12:10And for days, I was stuck trying to solve this continuation problem.
12:14Meanwhile, our training kept deteriorating.
12:17Ah, Tako!
12:19And it felt like my chance of ever teaching Tako piano was slipping away.
12:25Ah, Tako release!
12:30Oh, f*** you!
12:32At this point, I had given up.
12:36I had too much hope in you, Tako.
12:40I don't think an octopus can play piano.
12:50But even if I had stopped training Tako,
12:53he still came up waiting for the piano at 6 every evening.
12:58And eventually, this convinced me to give it one last try.
13:04But this time, I needed something different.
13:06Something that could show Tako that he wasn't just playing keys.
13:10He was progressing towards a goal.
13:12But no matter how much I tried,
13:14I just couldn't find the solution myself.
13:17I needed a person that thinks so far outside the box
13:20that the box didn't even exist for them.
13:24His name was Gim.
13:27Together, we came up with an idea that was so ridiculous
13:30that it might actually work.
13:36We call it the crab elevator.
13:38Here's how it works.
13:40Every key press lowers the crab a little closer to Tako.
13:44And it's impossible for him to take it before it reaches the bottom.
13:47And to get it there, he needs to complete an entire melody.
13:51It's a progress bar, octopus edition.
13:57Tako was intrigued.
13:58How do I get that crab down?
14:00First, he tried swimming into the pipe.
14:02Then, twerking for it.
14:04And finally, he tried to pull it down himself.
14:07Come on.
14:09Stop.
14:11And I started fearing that just because this was logical for us
14:14doesn't mean it is for an octopus.
14:17But then he gave up.
14:19He focused his attention on the piano.
14:24And played a note.
14:27And another one.
14:28Come on, Tako.
14:29Come on.
14:30A bit more.
14:32Yes.
14:33Yes.
14:34Tako.
14:36You did it.
14:38After practicing with it every day for a week,
14:40it finally clicked for Tako what I wanted him to do from the beginning.
14:45Now he always kept going, with a focus I have never seen before.
14:50To a point where the crabs almost became a distraction.
14:53Tako, don't let him get you like that.
14:55A distraction from finishing his melody.
14:59And at that point I knew that Tako was finally ready.
15:03After four months of failures and breakthroughs,
15:06it was time for Tako to attempt his first ever piano performance.
15:11That's ok, you ready.
15:12Let's play Tako!
15:13Let's play Taku!
15:14Ok, ready?
15:19Let's play, Taco!
15:38More!
15:44Taco, good job!
16:02That was amazing!
16:05I didn't know you were a blues pianist, that was amazing, Taco!
16:10And this wasn't the last time me and Taco played together.
16:13Whoa, whoa, whoa, you already started without me!
16:16Taco, I'm in your band!
16:18We did this every day for weeks and Taco always kept surprising me.
16:23Some days he was the best band member ever.
16:32Other days he did typical octopus things.
16:35What is this?
16:36Octopuses doesn't need chopsticks.
16:39Stop dancing, you're not a dancer, you're a pianist.
16:42But no matter what kind of day it was, he kept improving.
16:46Until the music Taco made sounded so good, no one would believe me if this wasn't recorded.
16:52You have a big range, Taco!
17:02He's like Rashmani now!
17:04And I almost forgot sometimes that Taco was destined to become someone's dinner.
17:22And now we're making music together.
17:25Taco had become more than I could ever wish for.
17:29So now it was time to give him what he wants.
17:36You will be happier soon, Taco!
17:42This is where Taco came from.
17:44And maybe this is where his story should end.
17:48But Taco is a pianist now.
17:52And we all know a musician could never survive in the real world.
18:02Taco!
18:03I think I just found you the biggest crab ever!
18:07So he's staying with me.
18:18And I...
18:33Exactly.
18:35And what if you want to give you a ritual for you?
18:36I'm well aware that we're still shy.
18:37And then...
18:42In the background of how you can migrate.
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