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00:29morning handsome good morning gorgeous
00:39what's your right good morning Glenda
00:59to the sunny side of the street I love I think up a bit more at the left which
01:20left my left but we're both pointing in the same direction starting the
01:25celebrations now tonight it's just drinks and nibbles I don't like a fuss 65 eh hey
01:43you're nothing but a newborn baby oh yes I don't tell you the number of times I've
01:51celebrated somewhat or other in the Rovers down the year great I'll be more
01:58than happy to raise a glass with you fantastic you know it just isn't a proper
02:03party unless there are a few fine-looking fellas I'll see you later you will be
02:09careful now you'll be coming to my party later won't you just drinks and nibbles I
02:17don't like a fuss I'm always up for a party me I'd be delighted Maggie thank
02:22you Ken do you want me to fetch my grandson to help with this tree oh yeah
02:26that'd be great no no we're fine we're fine oh it's all right for you to say you're
02:30not doing out I'm the patriarch of the family I shouldn't have to exactly Ken why
02:35have a dog and bark yourself I'll see you all later can't stop I've got a hair
02:42appointment okay bye-bye did she just call me a dog
02:50you just put the Christmas decorations up customers won't be able to find the bar through
03:09this lot yeah I'll be there in an hour cheers oh oh no you don't you're not going anywhere
03:13it was your idea to decorate for your mum's birthday party tonight
03:17but Ollie can handle that oh yeah nothing better for heartbreak than
03:21rummaging through a filthy box of rubbish your mother your idea your responsibility
03:25it'll be fine later than my life I need to pick up the flowers me to mine got a deal
03:29oh Tracy won't like that well I could have give two oots what Tracy does and doesn't like
03:34I'm not having this one propping up a bar while we do all the work
03:37I'm not scathing I swear I've got a million things to do
03:39me and Sean can handle lunch
03:41thank you Glenda now listen what would you say to a nice leisurely lunch I would say oh hi nice
03:49leisurely lunch great you take my mom out I beg your pardon after she gets her hair done please I
03:55don't want her to see this place until it's done up or worse directing me from a bar store
03:59well they've spelt anniversary wrong on this one just there take her somewhere local nice girly
04:04lunch yeah nice girly lunch me and your mom what are we sex in the city I'm gonna kill him
04:10you've done a lovely job there Maria well I'm very pleased that you like it so convenient to have a
04:18salon right across the street Eva said this place would soon feel like home surprise she came back
04:24here at all to be honest how do you mean oh just ignore me I'm not one for gossiping since when and
04:32what is a hairdresser's for but gossip Maggie I am like a priest me whatever I hear under them
04:38dryers goes to me grave and if you believe that I meant to say sorry about having words while the
04:48lads were fighting it's just you know I'm not one to bear a grudge so we'll say no more about it
04:56okay that's fine by me and look I'm sorry too I shouldn't have kicked off like that boys will be
05:02boys eh don't I well know it with two of me own and now two grandsons to boot
05:07do you know what I'm gonna do I'm gonna go and get you them conditioners I was on about
05:12think of it as a birthday present thank you what exactly is the beef between Maria and Eva I I know
05:26I am a wee bit psychic but you don't have to be to get the sense that there's bad blood between the
05:31two of them I really shouldn't say oh come on it is my birthday after all okay so Maria and Aiden
05:42used to have a bit of a thing they never well he was with Eva I've already said too much there
05:49you go don't tell the boss oh you're so kind why don't the two of you come to my birthday do tonight
05:55at the Rovers it should be great crack oh I love a good crack me yeah we will thanks that's dead kind
06:01that oh um Bethany can you start Maggie's payment out I just want to tidy the back room yes I'll see
06:07you later see you later yeah everything all right over the road yeah fine no Maria what's she doing
06:21waxing a tash in the back listen I thought I'd take you for lunch lunch to hear this one where I come
06:27from we call it dinner all right well something you would eat in the middle of the day I'd hate to
06:31confuse you not that it takes much I never say no to a free meal I'll see you later
06:38see you later bye bye lovely woman
06:44so this is my posh lunch is it well you keep telling us you don't want to fuss well mission
06:58accomplished oh look they do egg and chips there's posh for you
07:04will you be eating in yeah please right well take a seat anywhere please oh and a happy birthday
07:11Maggie thank you Roy I wanted to come here for my birthday dinner because I can't be doing with
07:17those fancy restaurants with the big plates and tiny bit of food on them like Eva likes
07:21now will you be coming to my party later I will and I very much appreciate being asked
07:28I'm being brought out for my birthday aren't I lucky how are you settling in really good thanks
07:42yeah Ben's happy mind you you stand him up somewhere with a pint in his hand and he's happy anywhere so
07:47don't exaggerate now it's really good to have you back thank you
07:51see now this must be the husband I wonder how he died well I don't know that I suppose it
08:09won't be in very good taste to ask her on her birthday probably not we are making a meal of it
08:14well if you can't go mad on your birthday Glenda when can you go mad hmm what do you think of her
08:19who Maggie oh I do yes she's like a young Maureen O'Hara could you be in my camper possibly if I
08:28tried hey just finished school nope I'm still there this is a hologram ask a stupid question I suppose
08:40I won't be a sec I just need to sort out his training yeah just next to the loop
08:44will you wind your neck in when you stop flying with him just stop giving him and me doing looks
08:52every time you set eyes on us it's not that easy just fix your face before someone clucks
08:58great you're back get in here we're doing presents
09:01all right get your cards and prezzies ready for inspection by her highness
09:09I don't have time to get her anything get right in and the present I got is from both of us
09:13oh cheers bro
09:14oh wow you look amazing Eva
09:21and what am I chopped liver
09:24you look incredible Ma
09:26like a young uh Raquel Welch
09:29it's so unfair that I've got to miss this party
09:33oh bye bye there'll be loads more
09:35yeah when you're 25 you can do whatever you want love
09:38no you're 15
09:40oh the half a glass on my birthday isn't going to kill him
09:44seeing as he's a drinker these days
09:47I'm surprised Uncle Finley isn't here for this
09:49well he's living that big Florida life of his
09:53with his teenage girlfriend
09:55she's 32
09:56anyway let's not dwell on those who aren't here
10:01let's concentrate on those who are
10:04although your father would have loved this
10:06may he rest in peace
10:08at least until you get there
10:09ha ha
10:11cheers
10:11cheers
10:12cheers
10:13cheers
10:13will you ever stop having a go
10:20for every tiny thing
10:21leave it Ben
10:24he's got a lot of your dad in him
10:26he could be a hothead too you know
10:29it's not even real
10:48you found a bottle in the park
10:49I meant rose water like he showed me
10:52with paddles from the garden
10:53mmm
10:55a bell smells rank
10:56it has the best smell of all love
10:58thank you sweetheart
10:59shall we tuck in
11:01the boys are up with this
11:03oh bless you all
11:05the three men in my life
11:06aren't I a lucky woman
11:08right just before we do you know I hate all this fuss on my birthday so I got you boys something too
11:19it's one of them new game things
11:22oh my god
11:24hey watch your language
11:25and it's to share
11:27I'm not made of money
11:28can we play it now
11:30eat your breakfast first
11:31at least let us try it out
11:33please
11:34five minutes then back to the table
11:36all right
11:37you're the best mum in the world
11:38oh stop
11:39go on with cheese
11:41where'd you get the money for that
11:45discount Dave down the pub
11:48did you see their little faces
11:50yeah and I can imagine the carnage
11:52in about three minutes time
11:53in one chair of the other
11:54why did you never mention this to me
11:57and when was I supposed to do that
11:59when you were down the rugby club with your pals
12:01or glued to the tv watching a match
12:03we need to discuss this stuff Maggie
12:05you're ruining them
12:07do not tell me how to raise my boys
12:11everybody's waiting
12:25I'll be right there
12:26it's showtime
12:38it's showtime
12:39I'm not one to bear a grudge
12:59everyone is welcome tonight
13:01so how are you finding it round here then Maggie
13:04grand thank you
13:05the thing I can't get used to is all the pigeons
13:07I did not have pigeons in it all
13:09no
13:10the seagulls ain't them all
13:11most of them are drones
13:13eh
13:14they're mixed with the real pigeons
13:15they're spying us from China
13:16what
13:17Chinese pigeon drones?
13:19I read about it
13:21I read about it
13:22in the Beano?
13:23online
13:24well think about it
13:25have you ever seen a baby pigeon?
13:27how does that daft lad even dress himself in the mornings?
13:31we've often wondered
13:32stick around there'll be bubbles later
13:35unless you have other plans
13:37I'll let you know when I do
13:39buffet coming through
13:40oh what we having?
13:41well you keep your hands to yourself
13:43until the clean filling comes after me
13:44girl
13:44is that supposed to be me
13:46Benjamin Driscoll?
13:47there you are ladies
13:48I need a pint
13:49yeah you read my mane
13:50well she seems to be going down well with the Pontus
13:54so are ya
13:55she's all sweetness and light in public
13:57and absolute count to me in private
13:59well you wouldn't be the first woman at odds with the mother-in-law
14:02well the thing is
14:04if I wasn't with her precious Ben
14:05I actually think we'd get on great
14:07just do like every other woman's done with her mother-in-law since she had done
14:11what's that?
14:13put on a smile
14:14agree with everything she says
14:16then complain to anyone that'll listen
14:18so er
14:30is it a private party or can anyone join?
14:38where'd you get them?
14:40you know I live
14:41in a pub
14:42oh yeah fair point
14:45talking about pubs
14:47I start a shift in 15 minutes
14:48so why don't you get yourself cleaned up
14:49get some coffee down on you
14:50before you bring your dad seizure
14:51does that sober you up?
14:55never worked for me like
14:56but it's what they do in the movies innit
14:57come on then
15:00you're going the wrong way
15:02get your bag will
15:05that's it
15:07come on
15:07off you go
15:08well long ago
15:17women would have been well retired at 65
15:20well you're still working well into your 90s
15:24thanks for the reminder
15:26in fact I think I'm the only retiree here
15:30oh yeah
15:30yeah um
15:31have you got any words of wisdom
15:34Ken for those of us approaching it
15:36don't get old
15:38can I get a tray please?
15:39you don't need a tray Brian
15:41not when I have a big lump of a son
15:44drinking my barrels dry here
15:45now help the gentleman please Benjamin
15:48ah
15:53in fact Deidre had a friend
15:55who sold her house
15:56and bought her cabin on the cruise ship
15:58how do you mean?
16:00bought?
16:01I've read about this
16:02they sell cabins like flats
16:04perpetual travel
16:07for the rest of one's days
16:08it has a certain romantic appeal
16:11not to mention state-of-the-art medical care
16:13free food, free booze
16:14and nightly entertainment
16:16what do you reckon Ken?
16:19cell number one
16:20and
16:21sail the Mediterranean for the rest of your life
16:24how does it feel?
16:26well
16:26I'm working on a counter-argument
16:28I'm failing
16:30well if you do decide to sell next door
16:32let me know
16:32I'll knock through and put in a pool table
16:34hey
16:37tea and tea please
16:39oh make that two
16:40what are you doing here?
16:42I invited her
16:43did you not hear the girl?
16:45gin and tonic
16:46thanks Eva
16:46chop chop
16:47everyone just treats me like a kid
16:57yeah
16:59do you know who always says that?
17:03hmm
17:03kids
17:04funny
17:06look Will
17:10I know how hard it is uprooting your life
17:12I get it
17:14I've been there myself
17:15but you know
17:17like me
17:18you'll
17:19find your feet with it all
17:21you'll settle in
17:23you'll meet new friends
17:24and
17:25you'll meet a good girl
17:27hey
17:28come on
17:29you're a dead nice lad
17:31well what in god's name
17:36is going on here
17:37well
17:38here's the thing
17:39he was really really drunk
17:40and I was just trying to sober him up
17:41oh I saw what you were trying to do
17:43just
17:44just chill
17:45hang on
17:45it's my birthday
17:47now stop making a show of yourself
17:49get out in that bar and sober up
17:52sober up in the bar
17:53don't get smart with me boy
17:55go
17:56don't blame him
18:01I don't
18:03I blame you
18:05me
18:07hang on a minute
18:08he was drinking in the guinow
18:09I was trying to help him
18:10if you want to hang on to your job
18:12you'll keep your mouth shut
18:14and stay well away from my grandson
18:16do you hear me
18:18Will
18:35why didn't you come and help me
18:37take the clean film off the food
18:38you sure I won't mess up again
18:39it's not that hard
18:40boy do I love working with teenagers
18:48tell me about it
18:50oh here they are
18:52the life and souls
18:53now we can really start the party
18:55nice to see you too
18:57tonight is not about you Leanne
18:59Toya
19:01don't you look lovely
19:02oh thanks Maggie
19:04you really light up a room
19:06when you walk out of it
19:08hey I thought you two had made up
19:10this is us made up
19:11it's a batter's be way isn't it
19:13hey
19:15what have I missed
19:17oh come on love sit down
19:18your father's gone mad
19:20he's sole number one
19:22to the new landlord
19:23who wants it so that he can knock through
19:25to put a pool table in it
19:27what
19:28two more G&Ts please Eva
19:32Lauren could you serve this customer for me please
19:36oh
19:37fine
19:38lovely customer service
19:41well if you don't like it
19:43well if you don't like it
19:43you know what you can do
19:44oh well you just let it go
19:46you've got Ben now
19:47and I'm married
19:48do you still dabble in home wrecking or
19:51I don't know what you're laughing at
19:54your colourful history
19:55er no
19:56don't talk to her like that
19:57get out
19:58you're bad
19:58oh what for
20:00for sleeping with your boyfriend
20:01150 years ago
20:02what's going on
20:03she just said I'm bad
20:05Eva what has got into you
20:06she is my guest
20:08Ben I don't want her in
20:10and as landlady
20:11it is my prerogative so
20:12tonight is my birthday
20:15and I am the co-owner
20:16you wouldn't have got near this place
20:18without my money
20:19she stays
20:21thank you Maggie
20:23we spoke about this babe
20:24you know
20:25this is a fresh start
20:26you shouldn't go up
20:27resurrecting old grudges
20:28from years ago
20:29so you're going to agree with your mum
20:31again
20:32alright
20:33you could have encouraged him
20:41don't go lecturing me
20:43there's plenty I could say
20:44if they lost the game
20:46it's not the end of the world
20:47we need to teach them about life
20:48about winning
20:50or do you want to leave it to those imbecile teachers
20:52as a school
20:53rather them than you
20:54filling his head with unrealistic rubbish
20:57no
20:58Todd
21:01what are you doing
21:03is this because we lost the match
21:08you know how seriously your father
21:11takes his rugby son
21:12it's a bit too much sometimes
21:14I'll do better
21:16so
21:18I know you will
21:21son
21:21thank you all for coming
21:33and for making my family so welcome
21:35I know
21:37it hasn't been long
21:38but I feel certain
21:40we made the right decision
21:41moving to this street
21:42and this wonderful community
21:45full of close
21:46loving families
21:48so
21:49let's fill
21:50our bellies
21:51and our glasses
21:52and celebrate
21:5365 years
21:55and still going strong
21:57yay
21:58goodnight Ken
22:18goodnight
22:19happy
22:23yes
22:24I am
22:25do you know
22:26I'm saving the story
22:27about the time I bunked off school
22:29with my mates
22:29and went to the pictures
22:30and you were outside the exit
22:31waiting for me
22:31I needed eyes
22:33in the back of me head
22:34with you two
22:34especially after
22:36dad
22:37I suppose
22:40there's times like this
22:41you know
22:41doing family stuff
22:42I'm missing the most
22:43me too
22:44he'd have been dead proud
22:46of the way you stepped up though
22:47I know that
22:48come here
22:50here and give your old mum
22:52a big hug
22:5260 flame and five
23:00that's better than the alternative
23:02am I the only one working here
23:04all right
23:06she has done that
23:13to wind me up
23:13oh don't let it get to you
23:15she doesn't even know Maria
23:16why is she acting like their best friends all of a sudden
23:18she hates me
23:20Maria or Maggie
23:21both
23:22oh look I've already told you
23:24mother-in-laws never think that anybody's good enough for the precious little boys
23:27you've been talking to Glenda
23:28trust me
23:29she is not a normal mother-in-law
23:31she is deranged
23:32this one time right
23:34I'd bought Ben a cashmere jumper
23:35beautiful
23:36well it was a cashmere mix
23:37but anyway
23:38he loved it
23:38what did she go and do
23:40accidentally
23:41put it on a hot wash
23:42when that jumper came out
23:44Susie'd have been hard pushed to fit in that
23:46well it could have been a genuine mistake
23:48oh please
23:49whose side are you on
23:50it's bad enough that Ben thinks the sun shines out of a hacienda
23:53it is like living with the Sopranos
23:56and manipulate
23:57don't get me started on how much that woman manipulates him
24:00and he's all like
24:02oh yes mum
24:02great mum
24:03three bags pig in full mum
24:05before you ask Leon
24:09castration was pretty painless
24:1165 though
24:15I mean 50s you can still have it
24:17Matt Damon
24:18he's hot
24:19Jamie Fox
24:20he is hot
24:21three more years and I'll be the ripe old age myself
24:24are you going to hate him or shall I
24:26what
24:27George Clooney
24:28he's hot
24:29yeah
24:30where did my dad go
24:33oh he's gone home
24:34he was feeling a little
24:35he was upset
24:36by what
24:37by you
24:38kicking off
24:39when you thought he'd blown your inheritance
24:41which he was never going to do anyway
24:43I think the landlord might have trouble
24:45getting a change of use permission anyway
24:47fair point
24:48yes but it's not the point I want to make
24:51it's like this Tracy
24:53as you get older
24:55you cherish your relationships more and more
24:58especially the ones that are close to us
25:01I miss Jenny every day
25:04same for me with Julie
25:05Hayley
25:07and I miss Gran
25:09believe me
25:11money
25:11mean nothing compared
25:13to spending time with a loved one
25:16and on that point
25:18I'm off to my bed
25:19oh
25:20time
25:22don't take it for granted
25:24right
25:26Rita I'll walk you
25:28come on you
25:28we're going this way
25:29goodnight
25:30so anything else you want to get off your chest
25:34right
25:34I better get back to work
25:35see ya
25:36look I know you're going to defend her
25:41it's fine
25:42I get it
25:42but babe
25:44she has turned you into a right mummy's boy
25:46and it's not just you
25:48it's Will and Ollie and all
25:49cheers
25:49oh come on
25:50you can't be acting all hurt now
25:52you love it
25:53that woman
25:54worships you
25:55and meanwhile
25:56I feel like
25:57it's a life's mission
25:59to make me feel as much use as a
26:00cardboard chip pan
26:02babe you've got to remember
26:03things weren't easy after my dad ate
26:05it was just the three of us
26:07she had to take care of everything
26:09I'm sorry babe
26:10you can't keep using that excuse
26:12I was raised by a single mum too you know
26:14look what do you want
26:15I
26:17I would just like it
26:19if you would occasionally
26:21take my side please
26:22can she be difficult
26:24yes
26:25but
26:25she can also be really generous
26:28and if it wasn't for her
26:29chipping in big time
26:30we wouldn't have been able to get this place
26:32I'm going to go and grab some plates
26:35I'm just
26:39yeah
26:40and with our Ben
26:42it was all sports
26:43sports sports
26:44morning noon and night
26:46rugby I take it
26:47yes
26:47captain in primary
26:50house captain in secondary
26:52then school captain
26:54and captain of the county team
26:56your other son
26:57Finlay
26:58could charm the birds
27:00out of the trees
27:01that fella
27:01well you're very fortunate
27:03to have such a
27:04loving family
27:05I am
27:06although
27:07you wouldn't think it
27:08to hear us kicking off
27:09I suspect Audrey and Ken
27:11may empathise
27:13but then that's all part of life's
27:14rich tapestry
27:15full of surprises
27:16oh I'm not so keen on those
27:18I prefer to read
27:20the cards
27:21all right
27:23have a weebio
27:23all right you too
27:25no sloping off
27:26like your mates
27:27the night is young
27:29even if I'm not
27:30well
27:32well
27:33I just wanted to let you know
27:35that it wasn't me
27:35coming on to Will before
27:36well I'm not having a go
27:38but he's just a kid
27:39so you're saying
27:41that Will came on to you
27:42well yeah obviously
27:44look
27:46truth at all
27:47I don't want you to think
27:49bad of me
27:49I absolutely love
27:50working here
27:51oh for pity's sake
27:52he'll be crying next
27:53just stop it
27:54it's okay
27:55we're sorted
27:56you mentioned cards
28:02it's not tarot though
28:04is it
28:04because that is dead scaring
28:05oh I'll have nothing to do
28:07with that hanged man stuff
28:08well like
28:10most forms
28:11of fortune telling
28:12it relies on
28:14belief
28:15and
28:15well selective memory
28:18and a willingness
28:20to augment
28:21predictions
28:22that have
28:24a certain
28:24base in fact
28:26and
28:26ignore the rest
28:28well
28:30all I know is
28:32I did predict
28:34my friend
28:35Jeannie's divorce
28:37my cousin
28:38losing his business
28:39and
28:40me auntie
28:41Nula
28:41meeting a fair-haired man
28:43and she hadn't had any man at all
28:45since before decimalisation
28:47what's decimalisation
28:48what's all this
28:50Maggie's claiming to
28:52predict the future
28:53with a pack of cards
28:54why do I think
28:55that your tongue
28:56is firmly stuck
28:57in your cheek
28:58you two are barred
29:00just that you know
29:03I'm a believer
29:05in what
29:06in the future
29:07you know
29:08in a higher plane
29:09healing
29:10namaste
29:11right
29:13well
29:14the next time
29:14the bunions
29:15are playing up
29:16well
29:18I thought you'd gone to China
29:19to make those yourself
29:20now
29:21they were in your cauldron
29:22ooh
29:24party tricks
29:25it's no trick
29:26she could predict
29:27your future
29:28yes please
29:29I thought you might have told that
29:31cancer
29:31right
29:32the four suits
29:34hearts
29:35diamonds
29:36spades
29:37clubs
29:37representing
29:38water
29:39fire
29:40earth
29:41and air
29:42pick two cards
29:45and place them face down
29:46now
29:52what would you like to know
29:54um
29:56what does
29:57the future hold
29:58classic
29:59yeah
30:00it seems you will be having
30:06an unexpected visit
30:08oh
30:08or an invitation
30:12I was going to suggest
30:13the cabal
30:13next
30:15um
30:17okay
30:17well
30:18I've got to ask
30:19am I going to be lucky
30:21in love
30:21oh
30:25what is it
30:28is it bad news
30:30I say jealousy
30:31I'm not a jealous type
30:33oh not you
30:34someone else
30:36who's jealous
30:37and means you ill will
30:39oh
30:40I hope you've not been a naughty boy
30:43he values his life too much
30:44yeah
30:45don't I just
30:46lovely couple
30:49aren't they
30:49jeezes
30:51don't suppose I can tempt you
30:53thanks but not
30:54coward
30:56shift your booty then
31:04oh
31:05sorry
31:05you er
31:08skiving off
31:08or you keeping the stairs warm
31:09I'm a break actually
31:10party that bad eh
31:12nah
31:13well
31:14I don't know
31:16don't worry
31:17I won't tell me nan
31:18yeah cheers
31:19I'm my biggest fan
31:21at the minute anyway
31:21any reason in particular
31:23you know
31:25I love that you think me
31:26just being me
31:26would be enough
31:27not for me
31:29Will tried to kiss me earlier
31:34he never
31:35yeah
31:35and then your nan
31:36walked in on us
31:36thinking it was me
31:37throwing myself at him
31:38oh brilliant
31:38yeah well I'm glad
31:39she found it funny
31:40she's been around
31:41the block enough to know
31:42it's probably just
31:42a 15 year old boy
31:43trying it on
31:44rather than you
31:45fancying a kid
31:45yeah well she had
31:46a good job at hiding it
31:47she's probably just shocked
31:48to discover her little
31:49precious Will
31:49has discovered sex
31:50seriously
31:52her bark is worse
31:54than her bite
31:54you'll be fine
31:55I've got to go
31:57sort the cake
31:57so if you're done
31:58skiving
31:59oh
32:08the king of spades
32:11you will meet
32:12a dark haired man
32:14or
32:16someone who has
32:17fire in his chart
32:18there's a chart
32:19he'll be ambitious
32:20or like ambition
32:22and could be
32:23self-serving
32:24so let's be clear
32:27I'm going to get
32:28a legal letter
32:28encounter danger
32:30and make a hot
32:31selfish Adonis
32:32I didn't hear
32:33mention of Adonis
32:34a girl can dream
32:35I'll just be getting
32:37off now
32:38oh dear
32:39no you will not
32:41there's cake coming
32:42I had my fortune
32:49I had my fortune
32:49tall once
32:49in Blackpool
32:50they said I'd marry
32:51but the
32:51marriage would
32:52end in sadness
32:53don't they all
32:54oh do I take it
32:55you're divorced or
32:56no actually
32:58the boy's father
32:59is dead
33:00and
33:03what's that
33:05recent thing
33:06Ben was 11
33:08happened on my
33:10birthday
33:10as it goes
33:11so
33:12so sorry
33:12happy birthday
33:14to you
33:17happy birthday
33:19to you
33:22happy birthday
33:25dear
33:26mum
33:27happy birthday
33:30birthday to you
33:33happy birthday
33:36did you make a wish
33:37I did
33:38right now
33:39who wants the first
33:41slice
33:42hey
33:42it's your mum's birthday
33:44so maybe she should have
33:45tuck in darling
33:46here
33:49I gave that to you
33:50in this world
33:52you need to look after
33:53number one
33:54alright
33:55because I'm telling you
33:56no other beggar will
33:57apart from me
33:59a mother's love beats
34:01everything and anything
34:02remember that
34:03I thought you had to work
34:05swap shows at the new lad
34:07thought we could go out
34:08to the park or something
34:09oh
34:09blast of the big spenders
34:12you know I don't get paid
34:14till next Friday
34:15life lesson for you lads
34:16if there's one thing worse
34:18than a whiner
34:19it's a cheapskate
34:20right now
34:21who wants to go and get
34:22a big fat ice cream
34:24yes
34:24with a flame
34:26yes
34:27go on get your coats on
34:28is da coming
34:34if there's something
34:35he wants to watch
34:36and tell you
34:36and let's not forget
34:41my da
34:42to Alan
34:44miss you
34:45to Alan
34:46come on everyone eat up
35:04we don't want to be
35:05working our way through
35:05this for weeks to come
35:07cheers Nana
35:08you know I love it
35:09I'm just watching my
35:10waistline
35:11he made it himself
35:13thanks
35:13I love cake me
35:15good
35:15and as for our wheels
35:18fry up this morning
35:19oh
35:20regular little
35:21bondtrap family
35:22diamonds
35:23every one of them
35:24oh my boy
35:26oh
35:27I wonder if I might
35:30oh seconds
35:31is it
35:32no no no
35:32I just want you to
35:33apologise
35:34I had no idea
35:36your husband died
35:36so suddenly
35:38it was crass of me
35:39to bring you up
35:39on such a happy occasion
35:40it was a long time ago
35:42obviously it must have been
35:45a traumatic experience
35:46for you being so young
35:48oh my ma said
35:49it was a long time ago
35:49if anybody should be
35:51traumatised it's her
35:52at least they didn't
35:52have to witness it
35:53oh dear
35:54Eva
35:54put on some tunes there
35:57and let that be an end to it
35:59it's my birthday
36:01ramp up the volume
36:03wake up Maggie
36:07I think I've got something
36:09to say to you
36:11we need to speak
36:21outside
36:22having a nice time
36:39as nice as you
36:42but what I've just heard
36:43what?
36:45you tried to kiss Lauren
36:46no I didn't
36:48oh so she's lying is she
36:49alright yeah I did
36:51what to get back at me or
36:54a bit like you and Daniel
36:56I suppose
36:56trying to stop people
36:57being suspicious
36:58oh dope it's a childish
36:59okay so it's okay for you
37:00but not for me
37:00I know this is hard
37:02so why don't we just
37:03tell everyone then
37:04Will you are 15
37:05and I am your coach
37:06so
37:08okay so you're saying
37:10we can't be seen
37:11in the open together
37:11no no
37:12no that's not
37:13what I'm saying
37:14believe me
37:17I want it
37:18just as much as you do
37:19but
37:19look if we want to
37:22stay together
37:22we need to plan it
37:24properly
37:24you do want us
37:29to stay together
37:30yeah
37:33yeah yeah me too
37:36go more than anything
37:37look you should go in
37:41first
37:41and no more kissing
37:44girls alright
37:45only me
38:03still in the land of the living
38:06then
38:06you know I'm beginning to think
38:09that if you ever play word
38:10association
38:11the first thing that would
38:12spring to mind for dad
38:13will be dead
38:14that is really harsh
38:17actually
38:18it would be difficult
38:20or deirdre
38:21oh
38:22nicely played
38:23you know Tracy
38:25there never was any
38:26serious intent
38:27to sell to the rovers
38:28why did you say it then
38:30nor was there a
38:31serious offer
38:32but
38:33what is so dismaying
38:35and
38:36so predictable
38:37is that your
38:39initial feelings
38:40weren't for my well-being
38:42but for your inheritance
38:43that is a terrible thing
38:45to say
38:46oh
38:47go on
38:49I admit it
38:50you sailing the seven seas
38:52with a load of geriatric
38:54widows
38:55didn't immediately strike me
38:56as the best use of the money
38:57my money
38:59let me finish
39:00but I realise
39:03the money's not important
39:05you're here
39:07and you're relatively healthy
39:09although goodness knows how
39:11with Cassie as nursemaid
39:13I've kind of
39:16taken that for granted
39:17didn't allow you to do
39:21first thing
39:21every morning
39:22when I wake up
39:23say a little prayer
39:24sorry
39:25I smile
39:27time
39:28is the precious thing
39:30Tracy
39:30you're right
39:33and from now on
39:35we're going to spend
39:37as much time together
39:38as we can
39:38nothing will please me more
39:40right
39:41well starting from now
39:42come on
39:42put your book down
39:43grab your coat
39:44going back to the rovers
39:45oh
39:46really
39:47um
39:48I was hoping to watch
39:50a documentary on the
39:51science of decay
39:52hmm
39:53there's free booze
39:55oh
39:57right
39:58well
39:58we'll start tomorrow
40:00how about that
40:01oh buggy
40:08sorry
40:08oh no no no
40:11baby
40:13I would rather
40:14be dead
40:15you know
40:16you know
40:16what's going on
40:17you've got a beautiful voice
40:30here
40:30don't make me sing
40:32oh hey
40:33I just missed the singing
40:34it was um
40:35well it was something
40:36I just
40:37I needed some air
40:38you okay
40:39yeah
40:40yeah
40:41I'm fine
40:42I'm fine
40:42hey
40:44that's lovely
40:46good to see you
40:47what's going on
40:53between you and that
40:54Adam
40:54what
40:55nothing's going on
40:56I have eyes in my head
40:58well I don't know
40:59what you think you've seen
41:00but me and Adam
41:01were way in the past
41:02and FYI
41:03Ben knows all about
41:05what happened
41:05Maggie
41:07I love Ben to bits
41:08I would never do anything
41:09to hurt him
41:10it would be a brave woman
41:11who did
41:12what are you two up to
41:14we were just talking
41:16about the party babe
41:17well done
41:18oh come on
41:18it's not over yet
41:19get your backside
41:20into the Nars
41:20for if you heard
41:21what's playing
41:21no
41:22two more hours
41:26and then you're done
41:27for another year
41:28praise be
41:29oh
41:32hurry
41:33and squeeze it tight
41:37find out
41:38what you want to do
41:41if it's love
41:43if it really is
41:45it's there in his feels
41:48about the way he acts
41:51oh no
41:52that's not the way
41:53you're not
41:55not the way
41:56my boys
42:00my boys
42:01my boys
42:04you mean everything to me
42:07everything
42:08do you know that
42:09we love them too ma
42:11our dad would have loved
42:13this wouldn't he
42:13I washed up
42:20don't go waking them up
42:21I'll just poke my head in
42:22I told you
42:23they're asleep
42:24why'd you always do this
42:26oh here we go
42:27what exactly am I here for
42:29tell me
42:30well
42:31there's the door
42:32leave
42:33leave me
42:34it's what I should have done
42:35years ago
42:36should have done
42:37done us both a favour
42:39what
42:40I'll leave you alone
42:42with my kids
42:42I love
42:43those boys
42:44love
42:45you don't know
42:47the meaning of the word
42:48maybe that's why
42:49he didn't want you
42:50sorry for the control
42:52and manipulative
42:52cow you really are
42:54it's been ten years
42:55ten years
42:56you had an affair
42:57I wonder why
42:58I was sad
43:01I was miserable
43:02just shut your mouth
43:03no you are not
43:04using those boys
43:05to punish me
43:06you want to talk
43:08about being punished
43:09every time you look
43:12at me it's like
43:12I'm not the reason
43:15he didn't want you
43:16but you are
43:17the reason
43:18I wanted him to
43:19I said no
43:22to Maggie
43:39who's had to be both
43:42ma and da
43:43and nana and grandpa
43:45you're the best
43:47to nana
43:49to nana
43:50I'll be birthday
43:53I'll be birthday
43:53I'll be birthday
43:53I'll be birthday
44:20I'll be birthday
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