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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02And where's your boy, Rosanoff?
00:03My what?
00:04Scott Hunter is right next door.
00:06No, I mean, no, no, not your boy.
00:08Just, like, it's always, uh, Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:11He's hot.
00:12We should like to listen, like, making cool.
00:14He's an asshole, right?
00:15I mean, yeah, basically.
00:16The record for this event currently held
00:18by the New York Admiral's Scott Hunter.
00:21I'd have to see Rosanoff gonna hold my record
00:23for more than a minute.
00:24Let's shoot, bro.
00:25I thought it was Scott Hunter's year.
00:27Babe, can you believe Russia?
00:29Be nice, Bonnie.
00:30Hey, what did Ross say about it?
00:31I don't know.
00:32Listen to me, that's for sure.
00:34We're not, like, friends or anything.
00:36No worries.
00:37I'm sure someone else grabbed him.
00:38Seriously, this year, baby, we're coming for you.
00:40Trust me.
00:41You look great in silver, Bonnie.
00:42Don't even stress.
00:43Good one.
00:44I want some ice cream bad, man.
00:59Do you not find it weird that we're in a beach town
01:01in Russia in February talking about getting ice cream?
01:04Winter Olympics, baby.
01:05So this should be, right?
01:06Hey, isn't that...
01:07Oh, yeah.
01:08All in there.
01:09What's up, motherfucker?
01:10Good boys.
01:11Hey.
01:12All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
01:13My buddy Joe is in that program.
01:14We train together.
01:15Would you guys be cool to do that?
01:16I'd love to show up for them.
01:17Oh, yeah, man.
01:18Show up for any dude who's that brave.
01:19What do you mean?
01:20Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
01:21I mean, fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like, hey,
01:38here's me.
01:39Russia is not safe for folks like that.
01:42Fucking balls of steel, man.
01:44No.
01:49Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your one-stop hockey shop.
02:00Today's first period topic is the inevitable one for the Admirals.
02:03What has happened to Scott Hunter?
02:0570 points last season.
02:07Yes, and we're six games into this season.
02:10A season he, he called need to win.
02:13Those are his words, and he has zero, zero points.
02:17He's in a fog.
02:19His passes aren't connecting.
02:20He's barely skating.
02:21I can't imagine he's amazing in the room right now.
02:24And he's already been announced as Team USA captain at the Olympics in Russia.
02:28up.
02:29Everyone's corrupt in all the world.
02:30We love you.
02:32We love you!
02:33Yes!
02:46And you guys have a really close chance to find you who was sick.
02:47You're your own policy!
02:50I'm afraid of the forecast.
02:52I am very sorry about that.
03:11It's really not a big deal.
03:12How may I help you?
03:14Uh, what's good?
03:16Um, just a bunch of very decent smoothies with deeply stupid names.
03:23Any allergies?
03:24No, no, no, I'm easy.
03:25Okay.
03:26Um, I mean, the best one's the blueberry one, but...
03:29Oh, you mean Blue Moon Over Brooklyn?
03:30Yeah.
03:31Yeah, that's it.
03:32But what?
03:34Oh, um, nothing.
03:35Just when I make it for myself in the morning, I add a banana.
03:39Oh, so you're kind of wild.
03:41I mean, it wouldn't be the first time somebody's told me that.
03:46Uh, yeah, that actually sounds pretty good.
03:48Yeah?
03:48Blueberry with a banana.
03:50I take that.
03:51If it's okay to order off-menu.
03:54Kip.
03:55I mean, technically it was my idea, so I think we can get away with it this time.
03:59Oh, you weren't kidding.
04:24It's really hot.
04:25Oh, yeah, the banana makes a big difference, I think.
04:30I don't know.
04:31I guess it must.
04:36Here.
04:37Thanks.
04:40Um, that's way too much.
04:43It's for you.
04:44It's a great smoothie.
04:46Thanks again, Kip.
04:47A girl.
04:54Holy shit, are you?
04:59Was that Scott Hunter?
05:01Was that what?
05:02Scott Hunter, the hockey player.
05:06A girl.
05:07Clock winding down in the second period.
05:092-1 for Anaheim.
05:11We have girls, and this is what we're watching?
05:15We barely get to see you because you're always working, but at least when we do, we get to
05:19watch, uh, what is this?
05:21Let me check my name.
05:22Hockey?
05:23Shut up, Sean.
05:24I have to turn it off.
05:25No, no, no, please keep it on.
05:26Huh?
05:27Thank you, Kyle.
05:28Thank you, Kyle.
05:30Thank you, Kyle.
05:31You're welcome.
05:31Twice.
05:33He said Kip.
05:34Like, he used your actual name twice.
05:36Maria, that is setting the bar so low.
05:39And it didn't even sound stupid when he said it.
05:41It almost sounded hot.
05:42Okay, that's not fair.
05:43Not hot.
05:43Just normal.
05:45Okay.
05:45I'll listen to it.
05:46Fuck both of you, okay?
05:47Kip is short for Christopher.
05:48It's not that weird.
05:49It's short for Christopher, and please don't tell me you used that name on your grad school
05:53application.
05:54Oh, my God.
05:54Why are we talking about my dumb name?
05:56He said it.
05:57He said it.
05:59Another round?
05:59Thank you, Kyle.
06:02Thank you, Kyle.
06:05And you?
06:05Fogg sends it back to Hunt.
06:08Look, look, look.
06:09He's on the TV right now.
06:11Sean, look right now.
06:11Oh, my God.
06:12Okay.
06:13Fogg's to Hunter.
06:14Hunter's in front of the net.
06:15And he scores!
06:17A rare goal from Scott Hunt.
06:19Oh, wow.
06:20Right?
06:20He knows your name.
06:22Yeah.
06:23I mean, he's definitely not gay, but...
06:25Shut the fuck up.
06:26Are you going to be polite?
06:27Jesus Christ!
06:29He scored a hat trick last night.
06:33Are you asking me what that means, or are you just telling me something I already know?
06:37I just didn't realize that...
06:38We literally watched the game, Kip.
06:46Nice to see you again, Kip.
06:47Nice to see you again, Scott.
06:50You're Scott Hunter, right?
06:53I am.
06:54This is awesome.
06:55I mean, wow.
06:56You had a night last night.
06:57Oh, did you watch?
06:58I did, yeah.
06:59I don't usually...
07:00Sorry, that sounds rude.
07:02I'm...
07:02No, I got it.
07:04Well, I watched the playoffs last year with my dad.
07:06It was amazing.
07:07He's a huge fan.
07:09But, yeah.
07:09I watched last night.
07:11Wow.
07:11You know, when something goes right with my game, I try to repeat it, and then I try
07:18to perfect it.
07:20Okay.
07:21So, I'd love another smoothie, please.
07:25Anything you'd like different?
07:27Nothing at all.
07:29There you go.
07:31Okay.
07:32You really can't keep doing this.
07:33I really can.
07:34Uh, see you next game day, I hope.
07:43Dude.
07:43Girl.
07:44Was that?
07:45Yes, it fucking was.
07:53Sorry I'm late.
07:55No outside food or drink.
07:56Fuck off, Kyle.
08:01And I know the whole smoothie thing is done, or whatever.
08:03But he just keeps saying my name, and it's low-key making me crazy.
08:07Wait, you're still coming with me to that fundraiser, though, right?
08:09Because I am not looking for a date.
08:11Yes.
08:11I told you I could come, and it's in, like, two months.
08:14Could you please listen to me?
08:15Kyle, remote.
08:22Extra shrimp.
08:26New York with control of the fucking...
08:28Now I'm fully listening.
08:30What are you doing?
08:30Just putting the game on.
08:31Elena.
08:32What?
08:32It's a sports bar.
08:34Let's watch sport.
08:36Am I being crazy?
08:37What does Maria say?
08:38She says he's funny.
08:39Me too.
08:40Well, she is much smarter than you.
08:42And probably this idiot.
08:44He's not an idiot.
08:48Jesus.
08:49Brian.
08:51When's his next home game?
08:53Come on.
08:54If you don't know when his next home game is, how are you going to plan your next shift?
08:56I don't plan my shifts.
08:58I just gobble up as many as I can.
09:00Saturday.
09:01Saturday.
09:01They play at home again on Saturday.
09:03Are you working?
09:07Fuck.
09:08No.
09:09Fix that.
09:10Yeah.
09:19Hey.
09:20I didn't know if you, uh...
09:23It's nice to see you.
09:27Blue Moon over Brooklyn, please.
09:31Extra banana.
09:32Yeah.
09:39This one's on the house.
09:41Oh, come on.
09:41It's about my pay grade.
09:43Management heard you came in.
09:44And no, you may not tip me.
09:47And yes, I'm using proper grammar to prove to you that I'm being serious.
09:51Okay.
09:52Um.
09:54Uh, may I drink this here?
09:56Uh, I've got some emails to answer, so I thought...
09:59Yeah, you totally may.
10:00Uh, may I just be back to the office, so I'll knock you down.
10:05I hear you.
10:06No, no, no.
10:06No, no, no, no.
10:07No, no, no, no.
10:17I mean, I can't say that I know it.
10:19No, no.
10:19No, no.
10:20I'm going to call you.
10:20No, no, no.
10:21I'm not going to call you.
10:22No, no, no, no, no, no.
10:24No, no, no, no.
10:25No, no, no.
10:26No, no, no, no.
10:26you're not worried about breaking your routine uh no i'm not actually that obsessive
10:39turns out i'm too lazy to be a serial killer i took a quiz i don't even think i could be a spree
10:46killer what's a spree killer someone who kills multiple people at the same time but isn't a
10:54serial killer someone who kills multiple people minimum three but over a period of time not all
10:59at once how do you know that i i read a lot of murder books and uh yeah serial killers make me
11:10feel not obsessive which which is a relief well i've read some things about athletes okay okay
11:20before you say anything else yes i agree and yes there are at least two guys on my team that
11:24possibly off the record yes maybe but no not me no i swear barely had two concussions
11:31okay so what no left sock right sock stop shaving no sex all that stuff oh no yeah yeah all of that
11:40but that's that's not cte stuff that's just science science only really matters during the playoffs oh
11:45okay that's super comforting listen i know you're more of an art guy so it's not like i expect you
11:50to get the ins and outs of science and just to be clear i'm not complaining about the whole stop
11:55shaving thing i mean you all look like hot lumberjacks by the end of may
11:58um
12:11do you want to come to my game tonight i have two seats no one's taking them so i mean uh if if you want
12:20yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i want um fuck man that's crazy thank you super happy to do it
12:29you sure i'm sure
12:34these are better than my company seats i get it these are really good seats well yeah they
12:43they're hands
12:44you know we're first date but i think i'm into this what are you talking about well you're with
12:51a girl and he's at work oh my god shut up elena
12:53oh wow that wasn't that wasn't to me that was he just nodded at you no there's no proof of that
13:03oh my god wait for fuck's sake wait back for fuck's sake
13:11okay
13:12good job i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you good job i love you
13:26hey hunter too bad you can't play at home every night right it's better for you huh
13:33go fuck yourself rosanov all right it's more fun if you're there
13:37hope next time we play you decide to show up
13:49cheap true
13:53starting to sound like him i'm sorry what
14:01you fucking heard me honda what the fuck is that supposed to mean well there's something you
14:08really don't expect to see especially after the final whistle and especially from hollander
14:13and hunter a fittingly brutal end to yet another brutal road for the animals
14:17i'm gonna hit the sack yeah there you go handsome all right have a good day off
14:26it's not a day off i'm doing that uh that catering thing tomorrow yeah i just you know you get to
14:31sleep in for once so i'm just happy for you it's only nice you know i uh i'm proud of your hustle
14:39kiddo kiddo you know you can't get that scholarship anyway so please no jinxing me no way no way good night
14:46good night night dad love you love you back
14:53what's happening to you uh what's your problem i can't find my my black suit and i have to leave so so soon
15:07okay well it's with the dry cleaning in my closet so why are you freaking out
15:11thank you okay okay hey hey are you okay yeah i'm fine i just i need the money and i can't
15:17fuck this job yes and i get it but you're not gonna fuck it up because you're amazing and it's
15:21gonna be great i love you yeah you too yes buddy
15:26i'm so sorry save it
15:33i'm so sorry about that i'm really sorry oh you're a mess it's okay it's not my only talks
15:46new york used to have professional waiters now it's all just models you can't carry a tray
15:52it's uh it's really okay i'm so sorry again oh bunny
15:57babe i don't know what that was i know i'm a complete fuck up and i'm sorry you're not a
16:05complete fuck up this is not rocket science or whatever it is you're into art sean please don't
16:10fire me no one is firing you just calm down and get your shit together okay okay i know you need
16:17the money baby okay deep breath inhale exhale
16:24you think you can handle keys they're dry
16:28hey hey i am so sorry about earlier that that woman is horrible and i'm the one who should
16:50apologize i was standing right in front of the kitchen door like an idiot no i'm the idiot you're
16:54just a normal hungry person at a fundraiser and that woman did seem horrible full disclosure i hate
17:00this food well full disclosure i hate serving it
17:02i'm i'm sorry i have to do you like mexican food
17:07yeah of course i'm not a serial killer or even a spree killer you sure yeah it was the time
17:16but do you have the time to grab a bite with me like when this this thing is over
17:20tonight yeah with you uh wow oh yeah yeah okay yeah yeah because there's uh there's this great
17:31place right around the corner and it's open late and okay um you don't mind wait until i'm done
17:36not even a little
17:38not even a little
17:50hi
18:00that's a long line is it worth it um probably not right we also don't actually have to do this
18:20how would you feel about ordering in
18:30holy
18:38oh my god
18:50oh my god
18:52oh my god
18:58oh my god
19:04i mean i i i figured you'd have a nice place but this is insane
19:13do you want a full tour now or uh or i pick or
19:26oh my god
19:39oh my god
19:47oh my god
19:49oh my god
19:51wow you are so beautiful
19:55I can't believe you're even into me.
20:04I'm so into you.
20:06I'm so into you.
20:08I guess I'm thinking about you.
20:25Oh, my God.
20:35Oh, my God.
20:50What are you doing?
20:53Oh, I didn't want to wake you.
20:55And I just thought, since you have your game tomorrow,
20:57and, you know...
21:08Can you stay?
21:10Yeah.
21:14Then stay, please.
21:23Did I wake you?
21:39Did I wake you?
21:52Oh.
21:53Okay.
21:54I meant to surprise you, and I was going to go out and get stuff,
21:56but I looked in your fridge, and you basically had all the ingredients.
21:59I know I shouldn't be snooping around, but I didn't have to do that much snooping.
22:03You were very organized.
22:05And I thought, since I'm not working today, but you still have your game,
22:08that you'd probably still want it.
22:10Can I fuck you?
22:22Absolutely.
22:24Absolutely.
22:38So...
22:41I should probably go.
22:45Hmm.
22:46Hmm.
22:49Um.
22:50What if you didn't?
22:52Go?
22:53Hmm.
22:54Like ever?
22:57Fuck.
22:58All that serial killer talk was you warning me, wasn't it?
23:01Um, I'm, um, I'm going to say a bunch of things, okay?
23:14And I know I'm too intense, everyone tells me that, but I just, I can't help it.
23:20Is it okay?
23:20Can I be too intense?
23:24Yeah.
23:27Yeah, I, um, I never do this.
23:31I've never brought anyone back here, like ever.
23:37Um, yeah.
23:39My life is, uh, is complicated.
23:42Yeah, I, I get that.
23:49And I can't, um, come out, like, not, not right now.
23:58Too many people depend on me for too much, and it would just, it would fuck everything up.
24:05And so I just thought I would, um, I don't know, wait, I guess.
24:11Yeah, wait till hockey was over, and maybe I could fade away better.
24:19But I, um, you, it's just, uh, I want you so bad.
24:36So bad.
24:37And I know that you barely know me, so why would you even consider something that's, that's probably fucked up.
24:43Like, I, I know I'm fucked up.
24:45I get it.
24:45I'm, I'm not pretending.
24:46I'm not.
24:47But I really, really like you.
24:52And I want you to stay.
24:56So I'm, I'm asking for what I want.
24:57I want you to be here when I get back from practice later.
25:05And I, uh, I want you to be here when I come home from my game tonight.
25:11I, um, I want you more than I've wanted anything in a long time.
25:20Is, uh, is that too much?
25:22You can say it if it is, um, do you say something, though?
25:31I think I'd love to be here when you get back.
26:01And I don't think you're too lazy to be a serial killer.
26:06Really?
26:07Yeah, really.
26:09Yeah, you're definitely not lazy.
26:17Hey.
26:19How was practice?
26:27I don't know, like, uh, a few days ago?
26:29Yes, I sent in the applications.
26:32Yes, and even to be you.
26:34And yes, I know we hate Boston.
26:37With Elena, Dad, I'm staying with Elena.
26:40So I don't have to schlep to work.
26:41I get to sleep in an extra hour.
26:44Fuck yes.
26:46Nothing, Dad, no, I'm just watching the game.
26:48Yes, with Elena.
26:50Oh, my God.
26:50Where has she even been?
27:02Oh, please.
27:03I saw you three days ago.
27:05Single since forever.
27:06Overworked like she has two wicked steps.
27:08Then she gets a man and vanishes.
27:11What a cliche.
27:12I don't have a man.
27:13Hey, kid.
27:14Keep the boyfriend on TV at all times, please.
27:16Kyle.
27:16Oh, my God, guys.
27:17He's a customer.
27:18He's not my boyfriend.
27:19Oh, we don't have a fucking boyfriend.
27:21Fuck.
27:22Oh, my God.
27:23Oh, my God.
27:25Oh, my God.
27:26Oh, my God.
27:27Oh, my God.
27:28Oh, my God.
27:29Oh, my God.
27:30Oh, my God.
27:31Oh, my God.
27:32Oh, my God.
27:33Oh, my God.
27:34Oh, my God.
27:35Oh, my God.
27:36Oh, my God.
27:37Oh, my God.
27:38Oh, my God.
27:40Oh, my God.
27:41Morning, Scott.
27:42Morning, Kip.
27:43The usual, please.
27:44Yeah.
27:45Extra banana.
27:48I'm not sure what I'm going to do without these on my road trip.
27:54I'm pretty sure they have smoothies in other cities.
27:56I mean, not like these, they don't.
27:57Do you really think this is a secret?
28:02What's a secret?
28:04Nothing.
28:05Nothing's happening.
28:07He's just flirting with me or whatever.
28:09He's straight, I think.
28:11Girl.
28:20There's pasta salad in the fridge.
28:22Chicken, no feta.
28:23Oh, yeah?
28:24Where?
28:25From me.
28:26I made it.
28:27You dead?
28:28I'm not just a pretty face.
28:29Oh, but you're a very pretty face.
28:34What's that?
28:35It's an artist I love.
28:36He has a new shot.
28:37Oh, cool.
28:38Mm-hmm.
28:39I should buy some art.
28:40What?
28:41Hey, I'm not just a pretty face either.
28:42No, no, no, no.
28:43You're also a very, very hot body.
28:44Oh, my God.
28:45Oh, my God.
28:46Oh, my God.
28:47Oh, my God.
28:48You don't have to do this.
28:49That's cool.
28:50What?
28:51Hey, I'm not just a pretty face either.
28:53No, no, no, no.
28:54You're also a very, very hot body.
29:11We don't have to do this.
29:14That's cool.
29:20This would look great in the living room.
29:27Not on the fireplace wall, but on the way to the bedroom.
29:30I think it would...
29:31Shh!
29:34Sorry.
29:35Sorry, I just...
29:36It's okay.
29:38Maybe we should...
29:40Amazing, isn't it?
29:42Yeah, it's beautiful.
29:45So are you two just browsing or shopping to buy?
29:49Oh, I think we're...
29:50Yeah, I think we're just browsing right now.
29:52Yeah.
29:54Excuse me.
29:58Sorry, he's not feeling well.
29:59No problem.
30:00I'm, uh, I'm really sorry.
30:13I thought I could do that.
30:15I really thought I could.
30:17I wanted to.
30:18I just...
30:19It's okay.
30:20No, it's not.
30:23I know it's not.
30:24Come here.
30:25Come here.
30:26Come here.
30:27Come here.
30:30Come here.
30:31Come, come here.
30:32Come here.
30:34Come here.
30:36Oh...
30:40Oh...
30:43citation
30:43Clip
30:46They're just...
30:47Yeah.
30:48Clip
30:49Economist
30:50They're just...
30:51Chad
30:52Yeah.
30:53Oh the fuck.
30:54Don't look at them...
30:55I mean, it's brutal. I think I'm cursed.
30:58Cursed? Like, scary old lady cursed?
31:01I know. I know it's dumb, but I'm not the only one who's superstitious.
31:07Would you be jealous if I got my smoothies from some other guy?
31:11Maybe. Probably.
31:13Well, what if I filled you in on all the juicy details? Like how he blended them?
31:17Ooh, what if I actually was a scary old lady?
31:20Or what if you always kind of had one with you?
31:23What do you mean?
31:23Oh, here.
31:30Okay.
31:32Okay, I know it's dumb. I know it's dumb.
31:35But I saw them at a bodega, and I thought they looked like your smoothie.
31:44I love them.
31:45Yeah?
31:46I love them so much.
31:53Can I fuck you?
31:56Absolutely.
31:57Fuck yes.
32:15That's two tonight
32:17If you say it out loud
32:19It's the curse broken
32:20Hunter hasn't scored twice
32:22In an away game
32:23Since last season
32:24What?
32:31Say it out loud
32:31Say what?
32:36Okay
32:36It's not
32:37It's
32:40What?
32:42Okay
32:43Here's what I know
32:44Hell yeah
32:45Shut up
32:45You're in love with him
32:46I'm not in love with him
32:48You are
32:49Have you at least told your dad?
32:56For how long now?
32:58A little over two months
33:00Oh baby
33:01Elena
33:02Okay
33:02You can't tell
33:04If anyone finds out
33:05That it's Scott
33:06Obviously
33:08I'm not gonna tell anyone
33:09But
33:09Kip
33:10He can't come out right now
33:11Okay
33:12He really wants to
33:13It's
33:15It's amazing
33:15He's amazing
33:16And I've never been happier
33:18Honestly
33:20What's the plan, babe?
33:27I don't know
33:29What does your dad think?
33:33That I'm
33:33Fucking some married guy
33:35Probably
33:36Kind of wish you were
33:37Just don't say that
33:40Please
33:40Just
33:40Please be happy for me
33:42I can't wait to see you in a tux
33:46Tomorrow night
33:47I am gonna be super well behaved for you
33:50I only care that you're handsome
33:51You bitch
33:52Scott's gonna be there tomorrow night too
33:57Oh, I know
33:58And he better be ready for me
34:00I don't know
34:01He's
34:05Yeah
34:06Oh my God
34:06I don't know
34:07Maybe
34:07I don't know
34:07But
34:09That should be
34:09Yeah
34:10That should be
34:10a little annoying
34:11I don't know
34:11Nobody
34:13Maybe
34:13I don't know
34:14I don't know
34:14Or
34:16To
34:17I don't know
34:17even
34:18That should all
34:19I don't know
34:20if you're
34:21I don't know
34:22What the hell
34:23You mess
34:23Don't wanna
34:24Pull your
34:25co hip
34:25hey dad oh my god you're not dead no i'm alive well that is a relief i didn't want to have to
34:39call them war you know i miss you miss you too dad all right yeah you're gonna be making
34:45appearance here at some point in the near future yes i will um i'm gonna come for dinner this week
34:51i promise perfect how's uh how's work well work is fine you know barry's being a pain in my ass but
34:58well barry's an asshole no he hurt his foot so at least it's something new this time
35:03yeah well barry's always been an asshole who taught you to talk like that you did you taught
35:08me to talk like that that sounds about right and um nothing in the mail right kip if there was
35:16something in the mail i would not have forgotten about it i know i know i just figured i'd check
35:21okay don't worry about that okay don't think about that okay it's gonna come when it comes
35:28look i'm not gonna keep you i love you all right you too dad you you too dad what i i love you too
35:35dad there i said it oh my god sorry it's such a struggle okay bye bye
35:40bye
35:47so
35:54so
36:32Stop it.
36:40Stop what?
36:44He's here.
36:45You need to chill out.
36:48My God.
36:50Can I have some of yours?
36:52Yeah.
36:53Thanks.
36:57Well, I like our playoff chances this year.
36:59I think we might even get some home ice advantage.
37:01Well, if this guy keeps playing the way he has been, maybe.
37:05What changed?
37:06You mean a nice girl or something?
37:08I think we just found an agreement with the team.
37:12Excuse me, gentlemen.
37:13I think I spotted an old friend.
37:15I'm just ribbing you, Scott.
37:17You know your parents would be so proud of you, right?
37:20Your mom especially.
37:22She would have just been thrilled.
37:23Thanks, Tom.
37:26Thanks.
37:26Excuse me.
37:30Hey.
37:31Okay?
37:32Yeah.
37:33Yeah.
37:33I should be used to it.
37:41Kip, right?
37:44Christopher.
37:45When he's all dressed up.
37:46I'm Elena.
37:48Nice to meet you, Elena.
37:49I'm Scott.
37:49Pleasure.
37:50Scott.
37:51You look beautiful.
37:52You both do.
37:54Oh.
37:55Sorry.
37:56Yeah, we both clean up pretty well.
38:03Okay.
38:03If I go get more drinks, do you promise to start talking, Christopher?
38:06Yes.
38:07Of course.
38:07Great.
38:08Another beer, Scott?
38:09That'd be lovely.
38:16Are you enjoying the evening?
38:18I am.
38:20Are you?
38:21Looking forward to the after party, honestly.
38:27Touched this perfectly.
38:29Thanks.
38:30And thanks.
38:32I mean, you didn't have to.
38:33I wanted to.
38:38Okay.
38:42Elena knows.
38:43I'm sorry.
38:45Yeah.
38:46I kind of got that.
38:48It's okay.
38:49She's discreet, right?
38:52Yeah, totally.
38:52Totally.
38:53I just...
38:54She kind of figured it out, and I guess I had to tell someone.
38:58It's okay.
38:59Really?
39:00Very.
39:04This is so weird.
39:07Yeah.
39:08You should leave early, as soon as I do my speech.
39:10Not before you dance with me.
39:12Pardon?
39:13I want to dance.
39:14I want to dance.
39:15Elena's a killer.
39:17But how could I possibly say no?
39:24So, what are your intentions with my kid?
39:27I'm serious.
39:29He's crazy about you.
39:31I'm crazy about him, too.
39:32I really am.
39:34He's also miserable.
39:36Are you miserable, too?
39:40No.
39:43Wait.
39:44What do you mean?
39:46Nobody wants to be kept a secret.
39:48He's not.
39:48He is.
39:51Eyes on me, handsome.
39:52I'm doing my best.
39:57I...
39:57I love him.
39:58I just can't do better right now.
40:02I...
40:02I've been honest.
40:03I know.
40:04And he's so in love with you that he'll put up with it.
40:09But it's killing him.
40:11I'm not saying any of this to be mean.
40:18I'm really not.
40:19And you seem great.
40:21But he's great, too.
40:27He deserves the best.
40:31He deserves sunshine.
40:32And so do you.
40:52It's my birthday on Sunday.
40:55I know.
40:56I already got the key to her lined up.
40:58Surf and turf.
41:00Because we're not choosing.
41:02You know, uh, the Kingfisher?
41:05It's the bar I told you about where I watch all your games?
41:08Mm-hmm.
41:09A couple of my friends are throwing me just like a little party there.
41:13It's not even really a party.
41:15It's just hanging out or whatever.
41:17Right.
41:18It's a...
41:19It's a gay bar.
41:20But it's not a club.
41:22It's just a bar.
41:23It's honestly more of a hockey bar now, thanks to me.
41:26It's too.
41:27And I was thinking that you could just come as my friend.
41:31As somebody who buys smoothies from me.
41:33I mean, Maria knows.
41:34My friend Sean knows.
41:36They know that you buy smoothies from me.
41:43I can't.
41:46I can't do that.
41:47I wish I could.
41:51I want to.
41:54I want to tell everyone.
41:57I want people to know you're mine.
42:00That I love you.
42:00I love you, too.
42:04Soon, maybe.
42:05I mean, in a few years.
42:14I know.
42:15I know how it sounds.
42:17But it'll go by quickly.
42:18I promise.
42:20And then we can be normal with...
42:21Like...
42:22Like other people.
42:23I heard what you said in your speech tonight.
42:31And...
42:32I know that they're your family.
42:34And that you feel responsible for them.
42:36And I get that, Scott.
42:37I really, really get that.
42:42But...
42:42I...
42:43I have a family, too.
42:46And...
42:46I keep lying to them.
42:48And I don't want to.
42:49And I miss them.
42:52I miss my dad.
42:56Sorry.
42:57That's not what I meant.
42:58It's okay.
42:59I know what you meant.
43:04I'm gonna go home tonight.
43:08I need to.
43:39Thank you for coming.
43:41For those of you who've attended before,
43:43feel free to ignore my sob story
43:44and go straight to the bar.
43:46But for those of you who don't know it,
43:49here's the short version.
43:52My parents were both junior hockey coaches.
43:57And they were hit by a drunk driver
43:59when I was 12 years old.
44:02Mercifully for them,
44:03they died instantly.
44:05Mercifully for me,
44:08the St. Thomas Scholarships existed.
44:09I didn't have anybody else to help me.
44:16Had a lot of memories,
44:17a love of hockey,
44:19and a huge hole in my heart.
44:22St. Thomas filled it with hope.
44:25The hope of a new family.
44:28Things...
44:29Things weren't always easy.
44:31You know, they never are for anybody.
44:32But...
44:33In hockey, I found what I was missing.
44:36First at my high school,
44:39then later at college,
44:40and now here,
44:41with the Admirals.
44:43And I never looked back.
44:45Because I never had to.
44:49The family I craved,
44:51the family that I needed,
44:52that I still need today.
44:56Hockey gave it to me.
44:58And St. Thomas gave me hockey.
45:02So from the bottom of my heart,
45:04I want to thank you all
45:05for being here tonight.
45:07And for supporting this cause,
45:08because it's not just a scholarship.
45:10It's...
45:11It's everything that comes with it.
45:13It's a whole world.
45:14A whole life.
45:17It's...
45:17It's everything.
45:20It's everything.
45:40Hey, Dad.
45:42Hey, buddy.
45:42The prodigal son.
45:43Returned home.
45:45Look, I gotta...
45:45send the mail here
45:47for a certain someone,
45:48and it's pretty heavy.
45:50Oh, well.
45:53Hey.
45:59Hey.
46:00My boy.
46:02Come here.
46:03What's up?
46:04Oh, hey.
46:07I'm sorry.
46:08For what?
46:08You got nothing to be sorry for, silly.
46:11Oh.
46:14Oh.
46:18Oh, there we go.
46:20Oh, there you go.
46:21Yeah.
46:22Wow.
46:23No, wait.
46:24Here's a pretty funny thing and a bullfucker ride.
46:27Congrats, welcome.
46:28Love you, man.
46:29Oh.
46:30Hey.
46:31Hey.
46:32Hey.
46:33Hey.
46:34Hey.
46:35Hey.
46:36Hey.
46:37Hey.
46:38Hey.
46:39Hey.
46:40Hey.
46:41Hey.
46:42Hey.
46:43Hey.
46:44Hey.
46:45Hey.
46:46Hey.
46:47Hey.
46:48Hey.
46:49Hey.
46:49Hey.
46:50Hey.
46:50Hey.
46:51Hey.
46:52Hey.
46:52Hey.
46:52Hey.
46:54Hey.
46:56Hey.
46:56Hey.
47:00Hey.
47:01Hey.
47:01Hey.
47:01Good dressed, man.
47:02It's whole metal fucking game.
47:03Yeah.
47:04Yeah, totally.
47:05Yeah, totally.
47:30I was the price of being young.
47:35Tie me up with dark love.
47:39Shiver down my empty spine.
47:42I was the price of being young.
47:47I think her lips are close to mine.
47:53Her eyes are loosely gone.
47:56Painted nails have fallen off.
47:59I think her lips are close to mine.
48:02After her, they're close to mine.
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