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Full Episode Of Act Like You Love Me
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00:00Hello, what can I get for you?
00:22Hey, I'll have the smash burger and just a cup of black coffee.
00:28Perfect. My name is Delilah. Let me know if you need anything else, okay?
00:32Yeah, my name is George.
00:36Okay, I'll be back with your meal.
00:42Check for you whenever you're ready.
00:47Oh, no, um...
00:48Oh, let me guess. No money?
00:50I just think I left my wallet at home.
00:53Starving actor?
00:54Um, yeah, I'm just down on my luck.
01:00Don't worry about it. I'll cover you this time, okay?
01:03Really? Look, I'll pay you back. I promise.
01:07Just get out of here.
01:10Go.
01:10Okay.
01:14Maybe there still are some good women after all.
01:20Nothing?
01:20Nothing.
01:22What do you mean she gets nothing?
01:23She signed a prenup. She's entitled to nothing.
01:28Let me see that.
01:33This looks like a marriage license.
01:36You told me I was signing our marriage certificate.
01:41You should have read the fine print.
01:43You tricked her? Shame on you.
01:46Okay, can we go? I have an appointment.
01:48Whore!
01:50You do, however, get child support.
01:53Wait, what?
01:55I'm sorry. That's the law.
01:58Well, fuck the law.
02:08Andy, you're having an affair with your secretary?
02:11I want a divorce.
02:13I think it's time you find your own place.
02:15Fine. I want a divorce.
02:17I'm a horrible mother.
02:18I want a divorce.
02:19I want a divorce.
02:22Use my wife's father.
02:22I want a mother.
02:24I want a divorce.
02:24I want a divorce.
02:24See you later.
02:26I want a divorce.
02:28I'll get married.
02:37I want a divorce.
02:39I want a divorce.
02:39Yeah.
02:39Are you alive?
02:44Can you give me a divorce?
02:45Well, I know that my wife's father,
02:47My sketches?
02:52Andy, you told me that you would show those to the design department.
02:55Delilah, you're a housewife.
02:56You're not a designer.
03:04Perfect.
03:07Roland, there's another leak in the ceiling.
03:17I'm getting bored. I want to go lie down.
03:37Sure. I'll keep an eye on things.
03:39The fuck?
03:49You need to get out of my room.
03:50I said you need to get out of my room.
03:56Everyone out.
03:57This is my house. This is my life.
04:00So get out.
04:02Get everyone the fuck out of here now.
04:04All right, people. Party's over.
04:06Let's go. Party's over.
04:39Hey, George. Welcome back.
04:43Hey. This is the money that I owe you.
04:48What can I get for you?
04:51I'll take a black coffee.
04:52Coffee?
04:53Yeah.
04:54Sure.
04:55Be back with that.
04:57Okay.
05:00Let me guess. Acting not going so well?
05:04I've hit a bit of a dry patch, yeah.
05:08I don't believe in love. Fine. I want a divorce.
05:14Did you hear him? I ruined my son.
05:17Your son is fantastic, but Benji needs to be in love if he's ever going to hire himself.
05:21Just try to keep your heart open, if not for yourself or Benji.
05:25I think I have an idea.
05:28Okay. What is that?
05:30I want to hire you.
05:32You want to hire me?
05:34To pretend to be in love with me. An acting gig.
05:37An acting gig.
05:39I really want my son to see what it looks like for someone to love me.
05:43You know, like a happy couple.
05:46Oh, um, yeah.
05:49I cannot pay you much, but it seems like you need the money.
05:54What do you say?
05:57Deal.
05:58Deal.
05:59Deal.
06:00Deal.
06:01Deal.
06:02Deal.
06:03Come on. Two more.
06:16Last one.
06:17Okay.
06:18Good work. Good work.
06:19Yeah.
06:20Hey, can I tell you something?
06:21Well, that's never good.
06:22You ready?
06:23As ready as I could be.
06:24I'm going to be an actor.
06:25You what?
06:26Look, some waitress, someone needed my help, and I agreed.
06:30You realize you're a famous billionaire, right?
06:32Yeah.
06:33She doesn't know that part yet, but, um, look, man, she's super sweet.
06:35And she, um, and she wants to show her son that love is real.
06:39Totally normal request.
06:40Look, man, I just need something.
06:41Something different.
06:42You know, I can't do this anymore.
06:43I'm just sick of this lifestyle and just feel so empty.
06:46Okay, so let me get this straight.
06:47You got hired to pretend to be some waitress's boyfriend?
06:48Yeah.
06:49Okay, crazy things have happened.
06:50I got your back, boss.
06:51Thanks, Dino.
06:52Because you got hired to be a waitress's boyfriend.
06:53I knew you were in a car, but I knew you had a drink.
06:55You got one.
06:56Conæ–¹ing was in a car, and then I finally got a drink.
06:59If I gave you some more time, you know, I'd have no chance to get the one.
07:01Okay, yeah.
07:02You got hired to be like, boss.
07:04And she's going to be super sweet.
07:05And she, uh, she wants to show her son that love is real.
07:08Totally normal request.
07:09Look, man, I just need something, something different.
07:10you back boss thanks you know and you'll see she's great whatever you say boss
07:15another set why you agreed to pay the bills is beyond me Sharon no idea what
07:25are you doing oh no let's do it's not good urgent child support last notice of child support must
07:47pay will not be paying that no no no no no
08:10hello Delilah you look quite nice tonight
08:24why thank you George you look quite nice as well
08:34why thank you George you look quite nice too can I offer you something to drink
08:47no thank you I'm fine
08:54this is gonna be great
08:59okay
09:04come on Benji come on you can do it Benji come on
09:11come on Benji hit the ball for once
09:15let's go Benji you're doing great
09:19hey Tony
09:21hey Delilah
09:23looking good as always
09:26looking good as always somebody likes you
09:29you're right Benji nice with that dribble nice
09:34oh my god that's him
09:43that's who
09:48uh the guy that I hired to pretend to be my boyfriend
09:53Delilah what are you talking about
09:55he's coming over
09:57what are you talking about
09:59hey George
10:00hey Delilah
10:01oh for Christ's sake man up boy
10:09don't say that oh my god can I go
10:12I'm so bored
10:14for fuck's sake
10:15thank god I have a mani-pedi
10:17come on let's get out of here
10:18you don't want to say hi to him
10:20no
10:22it's a little harsh to say to your kid
10:25who the fuck are you
10:27I'm George
10:28I'm Delilah's new boyfriend
10:29Delilah's new boyfriend
10:35yes
10:36yeah
10:38we are dating
10:39what do they run out of pizza boys hun
10:42he's an actor
10:44oh he's an actor
10:46that makes it even better
10:47wow
10:48you are such a riot Delilah
10:50just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber
10:52you proved me wrong
10:53what's that bud
10:53nothing
10:58we gotta get out of here
10:59wish you two the best
11:01hey asshole
11:04where's the child support
11:07don't worry boopy
11:10I'll handle it
11:11you just focus on making the ka-ching
11:13I think I just wanted it in my mouth
11:18alright I think I'm gonna get going
11:21but um
11:21I'll see you tomorrow for the date
11:22right
11:23yes
11:24yes yes
11:25our date
11:26see you tomorrow
11:28girl
11:32you better tell me every time
11:34now
11:35no no no no no
11:45you're not supposed to do that
11:46I'm a starving artist
11:47they have lint on their shirts
11:48I still think this is a hair brained idea
11:51Dino
11:52this is the first time in my life
11:54where I can be
11:55a normal person
11:56nobody after my money
11:58or my status
11:59or what I can do for them
12:00Delilah doesn't
12:02want anything from me
12:03she just
12:04wants me to play a role
12:06I do have to say
12:07it's nice to see you smile again
12:09hmm
12:11yeah
12:13it's gonna be nice
12:15you'll see
12:16and you should take the night off
12:18take Janice out to dinner
12:19on me
12:20hell no boss
12:22I'm keeping an eye on you
12:23from a distance
12:24no it'll be fine
12:26nobody will know who I am
12:27that may be the case
12:28but you're still one of the richest men in the world
12:30and I ain't taking any chances
12:32do not follow me
12:33yes boss
12:35later
12:36hey how are you
12:52I'm George
12:52I'm Benji
12:54well hello
12:59hello there
13:00how are you
13:01I am very excited
13:02about our date
13:03I am looking forward to
13:05our date as well
13:07won't you come in
13:09ah yes
13:11thank you
13:11oh my
13:20bad plumbing is making the roof leak
13:25we have a lousy landlord
13:27ah but you look
13:29quite nice
13:30tonight
13:31why thank you
13:33George
13:34you look
13:35quite nice
13:36as well
13:37why are you guys
13:38acting so weird
13:39hi
13:40I'm Roland
13:41the babysitter
13:42I think it's time for you
13:43to get going
13:44yes
13:45yes
13:45um
13:46yeah
13:46what if
13:46yeah
13:47that was
13:49so strange
13:51I know
13:52well
13:58that didn't go too well
14:00yeah
14:02no academy award for us
14:04maybe we should practice
14:06that sounds good
14:07yeah
14:08uh
14:11so what are you gonna do
14:13for the next couple hours
14:14while we're on our
14:15supposed date
14:17yeah
14:20probably go eat
14:21I hear there's a nice
14:22Italian restaurant
14:23around the corner
14:24yeah
14:24it's pretty good
14:25what are you gonna do
14:26uh
14:27same
14:27probably
14:28grab a bite to eat
14:30maybe hit a bookstore
14:31well that's just silly
14:34I mean
14:34why don't we go together
14:36sure
14:38sounds good
14:40okay
14:42so tell me
14:51why wedding dresses
14:53well
14:54ever since I was a little girl
14:56I always wanted to
14:57wear the dress
14:58be the bride
14:59yeah
15:00have my happy ending
15:01and then
15:04I eloped
15:06with Andy
15:07and
15:09he had an affair
15:10then we got a divorce
15:13and now
15:15of course
15:15he hasn't paid
15:16a dime of child support
15:17my roof is leaking
15:19um
15:20my car is useless
15:21and
15:22I work in a diner
15:24so
15:26best
15:28laid plans
15:29I guess
15:30you know
15:32you should call
15:32my
15:33attorney friend
15:34he's helped me
15:35with some things
15:35in the past
15:36I think he can help you
15:37with this
15:38child support issue
15:39I would tell him
15:41that you're a friend
15:41of mine
15:41thank you
15:43yeah of course
15:44I will
15:44should probably
15:50get back
15:50from our
15:51date
15:52soon
15:53split the bill
15:54yeah
15:56sure
15:57split the bill
15:58check please
16:01hey Bernard
16:11this is Justin
16:12you're gonna be getting
16:13a call from
16:14a woman named
16:15Delilah James
16:16long story short
16:17her ex is a piece of shit
16:19he won't pay
16:20child support
16:20and he works
16:21at Lestile
16:22but I can't fire him
16:24unless he might sue
16:25or he might figure out
16:27who I am
16:27so the least I can do
16:28is try to help
16:29get some money back
16:30from this douchebag
16:31from her
16:31and she can't know
16:32who I am
16:33she thinks my name
16:33is George
16:34thanks man
16:35hey Dino
16:40yes boss
16:41let's buy
16:43Delilah's
16:44building
16:44let's fix the roof
16:46on it
16:47sure thing
16:48oh and while you're at it
16:49if you can buy her a car
16:50nothing too fancy though
16:51she's not that type of girl
16:52and keep everything anonymous
16:54you got it
16:56thank you
16:57what's going on
17:04someone about the building
17:06they're putting on a new roof
17:07what
17:08that's amazing right
17:11thank you
17:19thank you
18:25National Grid, water.
18:28I'm dealing with that one.
18:33Oh, it's urgent.
18:40Oh, you are hereby ordered to appear before the Department of Child Services.
18:52Delinquency of child support?
18:55Oh, you are hereby.
19:11Anyway...
19:15We need to talk.
19:21I need you to follow Delilah James.
19:29That's her address.
19:33Find me some dirt.
19:35I need to blackmail her into dropping the child support nonsense.
19:39She's ruining my perfect life.
19:41Okay, ma'am.
19:42You got it.
19:44Yeah, and don't mess it up.
19:46Come on.
19:48I had a good time.
19:58Yeah, it was fun.
19:59We should, um...
20:00We should do it again sometime.
20:02I think we sounded really good.
20:04But we should practice some more.
20:07Just in case.
20:08Sure.
20:09That'd be great.
20:11Well, good night.
20:13Good night.
20:33Delilah, look what they delivered for you.
20:36Wait, what?
20:37Who?
20:38A big truck came today and dropped it off.
20:40But when I asked, they gave me this to give to you.
20:42It says that you won the best neighbor's sweepstakes?
20:47I didn't enter any sweepstakes.
20:51Did you enter some kind of contest?
20:53Not any that I know of.
20:55Oh, don't look at me.
20:58Look, it's got your name on it.
21:00Oh, my God.
21:02It really does say that car belongs to me.
21:06They gave me this to you as well.
21:09I guess my luck is finally changing.
21:22What's 10 minus 4?
21:24You know the answer to that.
21:26Dang.
21:28Oh, shoot.
21:33I left my phone in my bedroom.
21:35George, can you get it for me?
21:37Roland's gonna call.
21:38Yeah, sure.
21:39No problem.
21:40Thanks.
21:41Thanks.
22:10Mission accomplished.
22:11He's asleep.
22:12What?
22:13Nothing.
22:14I just, um, I think that we should practice.
22:29Let's do the mirror exercise.
22:32Sure.
22:33Sure.
22:49I think that we should practice kissing.
22:53I think that would be a good idea.
23:14God.
23:15All right.
23:16Now I have to critique theavinite tab.
23:17You'll check it out.
23:18Probably a little bit harder to get here.
23:19Unfortunately, I have to give up.
23:20Exactly.
23:21That's fine.
23:22So I'm OK.
23:23I don't even want them to tell you in the middle of the road.
23:24So I might show you what this is because we should review traffic out here.
23:26So you can see that's something I have in a picture of you and you should just find.
23:27It doesn't know how else you want.
23:28So you can take it at the beginning.
23:29It doesn't mean by me where you peaks.
23:31The last thing I like, isn't telling you a little bit.
23:32I guess the word não, it's hard to be, as hard as you see isperforming you and a couple of sections.
24:05Oh my God, George, wake up.
24:17The time.
24:18What?
24:18Benji's going to be up in five minutes.
24:21Oh, okay, yeah.
24:22Come on.
24:22Okay.
24:23Okay, just go up front and pretend that you're just surviving and you're going to take Benji
24:28to school.
24:29Okay.
24:32Just go.
24:33Okay, okay.
24:34No, no, no, no.
24:35Go, go, go.
24:43Come on, finish up.
24:44We're going to be late.
24:45I don't want to eat this.
24:49Grab your bag.
24:50Come on.
24:50We got to go.
24:51Okay.
24:56Hurry.
24:57Let's go.
24:57Okay.
24:57Hey.
25:02Hi.
25:04Hi.
25:15So, tell me something good.
25:17What'd you get?
25:17I'm sorry, ma'am. I ain't got nothing.
25:20That woman, she's clean and just boring.
25:23That guy is like he doesn't even exist.
25:25Zip, zilch, nada.
25:29How is that possible?
25:31Don't shrug him.
25:33Ow! That hoot.
25:36Dammit. How dare she?
25:38My boobie owes her a lot of money.
25:41Money that could be spent on me.
25:44Us.
25:47Okay, this is what I want you to do.
25:49Get rid of them.
25:50If they don't exist, then he has enough to pay child support.
25:54And all the money goes to me.
25:57I mean, us.
25:59Let me get this straight.
26:02What you're asking me is to, you know, you want me to...
26:05Ow, dammit.
26:07Don't say it out loud. It gives me the creeps.
26:09But you gotta... I mean, ow!
26:12All right, all right. I'll handle it. I'll do it.
26:15Excellent.
26:16Consider it done.
26:18Good.
26:20Let me know when you finish.
26:22Also, I need the keys to your apartment.
26:24Bye.
26:24Bye.
26:38There we go.
26:39We're fucked.
26:48Oh, come on, ref! Give us a break!
26:50Hey, that was a foul!
26:52Whoa.
26:54Bye.
26:55Oh, shit.
26:57Oh, my God.
26:58Hang on.
26:59Off.
27:00Who the fuck does this guy think he is?
27:02What is he doing?
27:04Your kid's a bitch.
27:05Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, bud. Everything all right?
27:09No.
27:10What's wrong?
27:11My ankle.
27:13You sure it's your ankle?
27:14I can't do it.
27:16What is it saying?
27:17No idea.
27:18Oh, for the love of...
27:20Listen, we all believe that you can do it.
27:25You just need to believe that you can.
27:27Look at me.
27:28Rev, can we have a second?
27:33Hey, hey, look at me.
27:35You can do this.
27:37And I know that you taking this penalty kick is a big deal.
27:40And it is.
27:42But Messi misses sometimes.
27:44You know?
27:46And it's not about whether you miss it or you make it.
27:49It's about you having the courage to try.
27:53And look, we are both proud of you,
27:56whether you make it or not.
27:58Yes.
27:59Yeah.
28:00You ready?
28:01Yeah.
28:04There you go.
28:06And look, we believe in you,
28:07but you need to believe in yourself, okay?
28:08Everything will work out.
28:09I promise.
28:11Okay.
28:11All right, buddy.
28:16I can do it.
28:21Come on, Ben.
28:22Come on, son.
28:23You can do it.
28:24Shoot him, for Christ's sake.
28:25Oh, my God.
28:26I can do it.
28:28I can do it.
28:29I can do it.
28:30I can do it.
28:30I can do it.
28:32Oh, my God.
28:49Hey, Dee, I wanted to ask you something.
28:52Yeah.
28:53My company is opening up a third branch.
28:56And there's going to be a big party next week.
28:59And I was really hoping you'd be able to come along.
29:01Thank you, Tony.
29:02I'm actually with him now, so...
29:06With him?
29:09Yeah.
29:09You're serious?
29:11Yeah, Tony, I'm serious.
29:13This guy's just some two-bit actor.
29:15You see him out there acting on the field?
29:18Pretending to help Benji?
29:19I didn't know you were such a slut.
29:24Hey!
29:27Get your own kid, you freak.
29:29Let's go.
29:31Um, I'm hard now.
29:34Ew. Okay, can we go?
29:35Let's go. Come on. Come on, let's go.
29:36I can't. I really fuck.
29:44I can't believe I won a car from a contest
29:47I don't even remember entering.
29:48And you got your roof fixed.
29:50I wonder who bought the building.
29:52He seems like a really decent guy.
29:54Yeah, he does.
29:55Hey, Harry, stop.
29:56Hey, hey!
29:57Whoa!
29:57Come on!
29:58Just...
29:59Please, don't do this.
30:00I have a child at home.
30:01Hey, look, look.
30:02I have money in my back pocket.
30:04You can take it and you can go right now, man.
30:05Just turn around.
30:06Come on.
30:07Come on.
30:08Just turn.
30:09Fuck.
30:10Damn it.
30:12Listen, sorry.
30:13It ain't nothing personal, okay?
30:16Hey, hey, look.
30:17You could just take the money.
30:18Dino, thank God, man.
30:33You okay, boss?
30:34Yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:34I'm fine, I'm fine.
30:35You okay?
30:36Okay.
30:37Okay.
30:38Wait, you two know each other?
30:40Dino is my cousin.
30:46Yeah.
30:49But he called you Boss.
30:51Yeah, his nickname from when we were kids.
30:54He was a real bossy SOB.
30:57Yeah, that's right.
30:58I was just heading home when I heard screaming.
31:01Lucky coincidence.
31:03Yeah, very lucky.
31:04Thank you, Dino.
31:06Anytime.
31:07We should go.
31:08Come on.
31:10Hey, let's not tell Benji about what happened.
31:16I think it will really scare him.
31:18I, um...
31:20I...
31:22What?
31:24Look, I don't know what I would do if something were to happen to you.
31:28I think I would...
31:31Maybe...
31:32What's going on?
31:34I'm falling for you.
31:36I'm in love with you.
31:37No, you aren't.
31:40Yes, I am.
31:41And what's so wrong with that?
31:43Listen, George.
31:44You are something really good that's come into my life.
31:49Because of a silly idea that I had.
31:52Okay.
31:52The plan worked.
31:54Okay?
31:55Benji's fine.
31:56He thinks that we're in love.
31:57Yeah, because we are.
31:58No, we aren't.
32:00Yes, we are.
32:01No, love ruins everything.
32:03Okay?
32:05Love was not part of the deal here.
32:07Part of the deal?
32:08What about the other night?
32:11Hmm?
32:12The other night was a mistake, and that will never happen again.
32:15Are you serious?
32:17Yeah.
32:17Whatever, Delilah.
32:21I didn't...
32:22I'm not that type of guy.
32:24But if you're that type of girl, then my bad...
32:25Oh!
32:29I am not that kind of girl at all, and you better take that back.
32:32Delilah.
32:34Whatever.
32:35You know I'm going to go.
32:36No.
32:38But...
32:39Hey, boss.
32:50How about I heat you up some soup?
32:52Dino, Dino, Dino.
32:53Man.
32:54Women are nothing but trouble.
32:57You know?
32:58They think they know what they want.
33:00Then they get what they want.
33:01And that actually is not even what they wanted.
33:05And women are trouble.
33:06That's the bottom line.
33:07That's what I'm trying to say here.
33:08I'm sorry, man.
33:11No, it's fine.
33:12Dino, you should go home.
33:15Straight to your wife, because you got a good one.
33:18Yes, sir.
33:19And you should cherish her.
33:21Yes, sir.
33:21Yeah.
33:26It's got a good one.
33:38It's got a good one.
33:39It's got a good one.
33:48It's got your good one.
33:50It's got a good one.
33:51I didn't want to
34:04it.
34:05There's nothing in here.
34:35Tell me, what you got?
34:54I couldn't finish the job, ma'am. I'm sorry.
34:57He had some goon there. He came out of nowhere.
35:00What?
35:03They've seen my face. I gotta have to lay low for a while.
35:07You idiot! I told you to do one thing!
35:10Get out! I clearly have to do everything on my own!
35:14You should've saw how big the guy was.
35:16Idiot.
35:23Hey, sexy.
35:25Hey.
35:26What is it? What's wrong?
35:28Okay. I have to show you something.
35:33You can't laugh, okay?
35:35What? Of course.
35:38Anything for you, Boopie.
35:43What?
35:45Cher, they're actually amazing.
35:48So you'll pitch it?
35:49Of course.
35:51Yeah.
35:52Yeah, it will.
35:53Thank you, Boopie.
35:54Wow, incredible.
36:01Good morning.
36:02How y'all.
36:03You're the one.
36:07You're the one.
36:08How long?
36:10How long?
36:11How long?
36:12How long?
36:14How long?
36:16What's that say?
36:17How long?
36:18How long?
36:20How long?
36:22How long?
36:23How long?
36:25How long?
36:26What you were?
36:28Boopie. Mama's in the mood. Boopie. Mama wants some lovey-dovey.
36:52Boopie.
36:58No, wait.
37:01George, please call me. I'm so sorry about the other night.
37:28George, please don't let this affect our friendship. Benji misses you.
37:50I miss you. Call me.
37:55Fine.
38:13Barone, 7 o'clock. This better be important.
38:16Listen. I really need to talk with you. Can we get a coffee? Just a coffee.
38:30Okay. Slam dunking coffee at noon tomorrow. See you then.
38:35Hey, Dino. Yes, boss.
38:44Hey, can you do me a solid? Can you follow Delilah? She's been acting a little strange.
38:49I kind of want to just know what's up.
38:51Consider it done.
38:52So what is this about?
39:01Let's just enjoy our drinks for a bit.
39:03No.
39:08I've been thinking about us.
39:10Us.
39:12There is no us.
39:14But there is. There could be.
39:17When I saw you with that guy at the Little League game, I knew I made a big mistake.
39:25We're a family.
39:28We're the perfect family.
39:30You've got to be kidding me.
39:34How dare you?
39:41How dare you?
39:43Sharon, boopee!
39:44This was not my idea.
39:47You're lying.
39:48You're trying to steal my man.
39:50I already told you. He's mine, you slut.
39:53Tell her. This was your idea.
39:55He wants us to get back together.
39:57Oh.
39:58I don't know what you're talking about.
40:00Sharon, she begged me to meet her.
40:02She said it was an emergency.
40:04Something about Benji.
40:05You coward.
40:07She grabbed my hand.
40:09She was begging me.
40:10It was pathetic.
40:12Okay.
40:14Take that, you slut.
40:23I cannot believe that I agreed to have dinner with you.
40:27You're a worm.
40:29And you're fucking crazy.
40:31And this man does not pay his child support.
40:41Boopee.
40:42Don't even start.
40:43What the hell is this?
40:44You're embarrassing me.
40:46It's disgusting.
40:46Let's go.
40:47Let's go.
40:48Come on.
40:48Hey.
40:57Hey.
40:59Thank you for meeting with me.
41:01I'm happy to see you.
41:04Yeah.
41:05What do you want, Delilah?
41:06I've been thinking about us, about our conversation the other week, and what you said.
41:19Look, I was wrong.
41:22I...
41:23What I said was wrong, and I made a mistake, and I was confused.
41:27What do you mean you were confused?
41:30How was dinner last night?
41:33With Andy.
41:35What?
41:36I said, how was dinner last night with Andy?
41:40How do you know about that?
41:42Ah.
41:43So you did have dinner with him, and you held hands.
41:47How romantic.
41:49Oh, my God.
41:49Did you have me followed?
41:51You're not even denying it.
41:53Oh, God.
41:55I had dinner with Andy last night because he asked to talk about Benji.
41:59Yeah.
42:00And then he grabbed my hand, and then his girlfriend threw wine in my face.
42:05Right.
42:06Yeah, right.
42:07And then I went home, and I did some soul searching, and I realized that I have feelings for you.
42:12But now I realize I was wrong.
42:14You're just an asshole.
42:19You're just a lonely woman.
42:21Who's shut down, and has to pay somebody to even pretend to love her.
42:26God.
42:27Oh!
42:31I hope I never have to see you again.
42:36Christ.
42:45Mom?
42:46Yeah, hon.
42:47Can I ask you a personal question?
42:51Well, I guess that depends on what the question is.
42:55Where's George?
42:57George.
42:59You heard me.
43:00Where's George?
43:02Um.
43:04Did he have a fight?
43:06Well.
43:07Did he break up?
43:17Sometimes grown-ups, they have to make decisions.
43:23Well, it's okay.
43:24You broke up.
43:25Don't worry about it.
43:27I'm used to it.
43:28I'm sorry, Benji.
43:33I really am.
43:36I'm sorry, Benji.
43:37I really am.
43:38What's in your car, George?
43:49What's in your car, George?
43:53Thank you for meeting with me.
43:58Yeah, I was surprised that you called.
44:02Um, are you here alone?
44:04Yeah, I snuck out.
44:05Mom's a rocker.
44:06Roland fell asleep on the couch.
44:07He does it every time.
44:09Don't tell Mom.
44:11Okay.
44:12I want to talk about Mom.
44:14Look, Benji, I don't think that there's much to talk about there.
44:19Mom was being super sad.
44:22And I'm sorry to hear about that.
44:24You know she loves you, right?
44:26Wait, what?
44:28I can tell.
44:30Benji, it's not what you think.
44:32Look.
44:35Your mom hired me to...
44:36I know you've been pretending.
44:38What?
44:39I know you've been pretending that you love each other,
44:41so Mom can show me how it is to be a happy couple.
44:45Listen, I may be a kid, but I'm not stupid.
44:47But...
44:47And you love her too.
44:48But there's...
44:49So I'd like the two of you to establish shenanigans
44:51and please get back together.
44:54Deal?
44:58Deal.
45:02Delilah, Delilah, Delilah!
45:03What?
45:04What?
45:05I'm...
45:05A friend of a friend of an ex
45:07had the two sets of tickets
45:08to the Le Couture Fashion Style Show
45:10and I couldn't use them
45:12and get them to me.
45:13Wait, that is like huge.
45:17Anyone is going to be at that fashion show.
45:20Why you?
45:21Let's just say the relationship didn't go well
45:23and guilt, baby, guilt.
45:28And guess who's going to be my date?
45:31Who?
45:31You silly!
45:32What?
45:33Yeah!
45:33Wait, those are my designs.
45:42What?
45:43Those look exactly like my dresses.
45:45See?
45:46Oh my God, they do!
45:47Oh!
45:47We have to go.
45:50Boopie, I think we're going to change the fashion world.
46:14Ooh, I agree, Boopie.
46:15There they are.
46:21Ladies and gentlemen,
46:23before we end this magical show,
46:25we have a very special treat.
46:27Today, after years of secrecy,
46:29Le Style Couture will finally reveal its company's owner,
46:34founder, and primary designer.
46:36Oh my God.
46:39Ladies and gentlemen,
46:45please put your hands together
46:46for none other than
46:47Justin Fitzgerald!
46:59Isn't that...
47:01Yes.
47:04George.
47:05George.
47:05Did you know about that?
47:11Yeah, he gave me the tickets.
47:13But how could you keep this a secret from me?
47:16Did you know about that?
47:17Yeah, he gave me the tickets.
47:19But how could you keep this a secret from me?
47:22Not a secret, Milo.
47:23A surprise.
47:25Wow, I feel like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders.
47:31You know, they say that the truth will set you free.
47:35Oh my God.
47:37Well, I feel like I've been free for the first time in so many years.
47:42And the truth is,
47:44I've fallen deeply in love
47:47with Delilah James.
47:52The greatest and latest design discovery
47:54and the love of my life.
47:56Holy fuck.
48:01Damn it.
48:01This isn't fair.
48:03So on this magnificent day,
48:04it is my greatest pleasure
48:06to introduce our premiere line of showing
48:08of wedding dresses
48:09designed by
48:10my love, Delilah.
48:11Disgusting.
48:36Disgusting.
48:37Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities,
48:49I do have one more important thing to say,
48:51and it is very important.
48:53Delilah, would you mind coming up to join me?
49:11Delilah,
49:21will you please do me the honor
49:38and be my wife?
49:47Delilah,
49:48will you please do me the honor
49:50and be my wife?
49:56Yes.
49:57What?
50:00Yes.
50:01You will.
50:02The clothing was disgusting.
50:20Terry.
50:20Andy James,
50:21you are under arrest
50:22for delinquency of child support
50:23and contempt of court.
50:25Sharon Swart,
50:26you are under arrest
50:27for attempted murder.
50:28No, Boobie.
50:30Boobie, make it stop.
50:31No, no, no, Boobie.
50:32Boobie, make it stop.
50:33Oh, shut up, Sharon.
50:40I now pronounce you
50:42husband and wife.
50:44Once upon a time,
50:45I thought life was about finding love,
50:47but in the end,
50:48I learned it's not just about finding love,
50:51but loving yourself,
50:53your truth,
50:54and your joy.
50:56Proving that sometimes
50:57the best things come
50:59from the most unexpected beginnings.
51:02and you're going to continue to be
51:03as long as reaching love.
51:04I'm going to give you a try-
51:18and the truth.
51:18I'll start to find a way
51:19by asking fire and emocone,
51:20and being able to have it
51:20and to help you reach for yourself.
51:21I've only heard some of my hopes
51:22that I can never tell you
51:23being a dog-
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