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00:00All right, fellas, now your first job every morning
00:13would be to sweep this walkway.
00:15Then I want you to wash all the windows real good, too.
00:19And don't leave no streaks.
00:25Hey, hey, what are you doing?
00:30Get the hell out of here before I bust that camera.
00:36Look, me and the McDonald's people,
00:39we've got this little misunderstanding, hmm?
00:45See, they're McDonald's.
00:48I'm McDowell's, huh?
00:52They got the golden arches.
00:55Mine is the golden arcs.
01:00Now, see, they got the Big Mac, I got the Big Mick.
01:03We both got two all-beef patties, special sauce,
01:06lettuce, cheese, pickles, and onions.
01:07But they use a sesame seed bun.
01:12My buns have no seeds.
01:15I got it.
01:16Now, you got to mop the food prep area twice a day.
01:25You know how to mop.
01:26Oh, yes, of course.
01:27All right.
01:28There you go.
01:45Uh, don't use the bucket.
01:47It'll just confuse you.
01:50Now, uh, when you get through here,
01:52you take out the trash.
01:53Hm?
01:53Yes.
01:53Come with me.
01:54I got an easy job for you.
02:23Hi.
02:27Hello.
02:31Hello.
02:35Hi.
02:39I am Akeem.
02:43It's nice to meet you, Akeem.
02:47I have recently been placed in charge of garbage.
02:51Do you have any that requires disposal?
02:55No, it's totally empty.
02:59Well, when it fills up, don't be afraid to call me.
03:03I'll come take it out most urgently.
03:07That's good to know.
03:09When you think of garbage, think of Akeem.
03:13Well, I have to get back to my sanitation duties.
03:19I'll have a chance again to talk on a professional level.
03:23Goodbye, Akeem.
03:27Bye.
03:29Bye.
03:31Bye.
03:33Bye.
03:35Bye.
03:37Bye.
03:39Bye.
03:43Bye.
03:45Bye.
03:47Bye.
03:59Bye.
04:01Just let your soul glow, baby.
04:05Feeling oh so silky smooth.
04:07Just let it shine through, yeah.
04:11Just let your soul glow.
04:16Soul glow.
04:25Darryl!
04:26Cleo.
04:27Hey, you're looking sharp, kid.
04:30Hey, how about a mixed shake?
04:31I believe strawberry is your favorite.
04:34Straw.
04:36Lisa's in the back.
04:37She's waiting for you.
04:39Come on.
04:43So how's everything over at soul glow?
04:45Fine.
04:46You know, our home weave products are really taking off.
04:49Good.
04:50By the way, Dad isn't using the company tickets to the Jets game,
04:53and I thought you might enjoy them.
04:55Well, Darryl, that's very considerate of you.
05:00Lisa, look who's here, honey.
05:04Hi.
05:05You two kids have a good time, hear?
05:13Ready?
05:14Sure.
05:16Listen, I want to ask you something.
05:19The other day at the rally, somebody stuffed a large amount
05:21of cash into one of the collection boxes.
05:25You wouldn't happen to know who that was, would you?
05:30Well, I, uh, I thought it was you.
05:34You know me.
05:35Anything for the kids.
05:36Anything for the kids.
05:44Hi, guys.
05:45Hello.
05:50Oh, before I forget, I got us four tickets to the St.
05:52John's game.
05:53Maybe your sister want to bring somebody.
05:55Great.
05:56Hey, uh, take care of this for me, will you?
06:11Excuse me.
06:12Hey, it's Kunta Kinte!
06:14Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
06:16Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
06:19What can I do with you, boy?
06:24Can you make my hair look like this?
06:25Oh, man, what you wanna make your hair look like that for?
06:28Well, I like the way you wear your hair.
06:29Wear it natural.
06:30That's good, man.
06:31You know, I wish more of the young children today would wear
06:33their hair natural, like Dr. Martin Luther King did.
06:35That's right.
06:35You ain't never seen Dr. Martin Luther King with no
06:37Messageric hair on his head.
06:38Ain't that right?
06:39Amen.
06:39Dr. King ain't come and walk around like that.
06:41You know, sweet, I met Dr. Martin Luther King once.
06:43And you lying, you ain't never met Dr. Martin Luther King.
06:45Yeah, I met Dr. Martin Luther King in 1962 in Memphis, Tennessee.
06:49I'm walking down the street out of my own business, just walking off, feeling good.
06:52I walk around the corner, man woke up, hit me in my chest, right?
06:55I fall on the ground, right?
06:56And I look up at Dr. Martin Luther King.
06:58I said, Dr. King, he said, oops, I thought you were somebody else.
07:00Oh, man, you lying.
07:01You ain't never met Martin Luther King.
07:03And Dr. went out of me.
07:04Yes, he did.
07:04No, he didn't.
07:05Yes, he did.
07:05No, he did not.
07:06Hey, boy, why are you so worried about how you look anyway?
07:09Well, I am trying to gain the interest of a certain young lady.
07:13I ain't never heard no woman giving no man no loving just because his hair look good.
07:17That's right.
07:18Is this American girl?
07:20Yes.
07:22You got to go through a popper.
07:24See, that's a big misconception.
07:25People don't know that about American women.
07:27Ain't got nothing to do with your hair or your pocket.
07:29You get in good with American woman's father, you in good with her.
07:32Ain't that right?
07:32He ain't lying.
07:33That's right.
07:34You get in good with the father, you home free.
07:36Mm-hmm.
07:37Home free.
07:39Like a bird.
07:50Mr. McDowell.
07:52What is it?
07:54Sir, I was wondering, did you happen to catch the professional football contest on television
07:58last night?
08:00No, I didn't.
08:02Oh, it was most exhilarating.
08:04The Giants of New York took on the Packers of Green Bay.
08:07And in the end, the Giants triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin to a big H.
08:12It was a most ripping victory.
08:17Son, I'm just going to tell you this one time.
08:20Yes, sir.
08:21You want to keep working here.
08:23Stay off the drugs.
08:26Yes, sir.
08:26I don't know how it is in Africa, but here, rich guys get all the chicks.
08:43Yes, he must work very hard.
08:45The Prince of Solglo work hard?
08:48No way.
08:49He lives off his father's invention.
08:51He could buy her anything he wants.
08:56How are you going to compete with that?
08:58All right.
09:08I'll talk to you guys.
09:10Bye.
09:11Bye.
09:12Bye.
09:12Bye.
09:14Bye.
09:15Bye.
09:17Bye.
09:18Bye.
09:19Bye.
09:21Bye.
09:23Bye.
09:26Bye.
09:26Bye.
09:26Bye.
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