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Marrying the Billionaire shortmintz
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00:00:00Mom, can you please wake up soon? I just don't know how much longer I can do this.
00:00:12Miss Jones! Sweethearts! You owe us a hundred and twenty thousand plus interest.
00:00:21Just give me a few more days, okay? My mom's condition is getting worse.
00:00:24Okay, since I'm a nice guy, I'll give you a way to pay.
00:00:31Really?
00:00:32A very powerful man wants to meet you. Give him a night you won't forget. And your death will be settled.
00:00:40I can't do that. I won't.
00:00:49Stop it! What are you doing?
00:00:52Mom? Mom? You can't mind! Don't do it! Mom, are you okay? I'm so sorry.
00:01:06Tonight, 9pm. The Intercontinental Hotel. You'll be with the CEO of the Ivanov Group.
00:01:15You don't even think about backing up. While you and your mama... don't fly.
00:01:23And to all the illegal syndicates threatening this country and the safety of its citizens, we're coming for you.
00:01:38We will make America strong again.
00:01:41Okay, news cut!
00:01:44It's really good. Thank you.
00:01:49It's really good. Thank you.
00:01:51It's really good.
00:01:52I'm excited.
00:01:53It's really good.
00:01:54You guys will be with the attendant to be here.
00:01:55Really good.
00:01:56You'll be with the designer.
00:01:59I will be with that in the room.
00:02:01Let's wait.
00:02:03Double up.
00:02:05The next one is a big deal.
00:02:07I'm so excited about this.
00:02:08Let's see how we can keep the ladies and gentlemen.
00:02:10I'm so excited about this, I was so excited about it.
00:02:12How?
00:02:13Give me a hug.
00:02:14I should do.
00:02:15I can't wait.
00:02:17That big shot coming through?
00:02:45Who's that?
00:02:47You, go around back.
00:02:50Go around back.
00:03:01Based on the reports, our enemies are closing in.
00:03:05The White House isn't safe.
00:03:06Who are you supposed to be?
00:03:30We're in service.
00:03:30Let me help you.
00:03:40Get out.
00:03:44Do you feel it?
00:03:47It's a new drug.
00:03:48A powerful aphrodisiac.
00:03:51And a true serum.
00:03:52You won't be able to resist.
00:03:57I can try.
00:03:58I can try.
00:03:58I can try.
00:04:28You don't even think about backing out.
00:04:32What are you and your mama done for?
00:04:36Where is he?
00:04:42He's there!
00:04:42Um, I'm so sorry.
00:04:50I must be in the wrong room.
00:04:51I'll leave.
00:04:56Are you okay?
00:04:57Hello, man.
00:05:01What?
00:05:02Please.
00:05:03Don't go.
00:05:06Help me.
00:05:07I'm so sorry.
00:05:07I'm so sorry.
00:05:08I'm so sorry.
00:05:09I'm so sorry.
00:05:10I'm so sorry.
00:05:11I'm so sorry.
00:05:12I'm so sorry.
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00:05:13I'm so sorry.
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00:05:14I'm so sorry.
00:05:15I'm so sorry.
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00:05:16I'm so sorry.
00:05:16I'm so sorry.
00:05:17I'm so sorry.
00:05:17I'm so sorry.
00:05:18I'm so sorry.
00:05:18I'm so sorry.
00:05:19I'm so sorry.
00:05:19I'm so sorry.
00:05:20I'm so sorry.
00:05:20I'm so sorry.
00:05:21I'm so sorry.
00:05:21I'm so sorry.
00:05:22I'm so sorry.
00:05:22I'm so sorry.
00:05:23I'm so sorry.
00:05:23I'm so sorry.
00:05:24I'm so sorry.
00:05:25Don't go.
00:05:44Who is he?
00:05:50Where the hell are you?
00:05:51Uh, I'm on my way.
00:06:07Hi, welcome to Just for Chicken.
00:06:09Here's our menu.
00:06:10What can I get for you today?
00:06:18Sir, we've captured the Russian spies last night.
00:06:20We need to keep our guard up.
00:06:22We're going to try something again soon.
00:06:29Go.
00:06:29Sir, are you okay?
00:06:30Are you hit on me?
00:06:31I'm fine, I'm fine.
00:06:32Go, go, go.
00:06:33Stay down, head down, head down.
00:06:40Stop, stop here.
00:06:41Go, go, go, go.
00:06:42Out, out, out, out.
00:06:42Quick, get out.
00:06:45Sir, behind the car.
00:06:46Behind the car.
00:06:50What the f-
00:06:59What happened?
00:07:08Help me.
00:07:11Why is he here?
00:07:13Oh my God, are you okay?
00:07:14Oh my God, you really need to go to the hospital, like right now.
00:07:42If the media finds out, it'll cause a panic.
00:07:45I can't.
00:07:46Okay, then just let me help you, okay?
00:07:47Are you pretty good at that?
00:08:04I, um, I grew up on a farm.
00:08:08It's not that much different than bandaging a cow.
00:08:10So, your name's Claire?
00:08:15Huh?
00:08:16I want to know your name.
00:08:18Uh, yeah, yeah, my name's Claire.
00:08:21Claire.
00:08:24And William.
00:08:27It's nice to meet you.
00:08:28These Russian mercenaries, nothing but pawns, foolishly dying for their corrupt leaders.
00:08:43If they want to come after me, let's hit back harder.
00:08:48Yes, sir.
00:08:49One more thing.
00:08:53The girl.
00:08:55The one who saved me.
00:08:57Bring her to my hotel room tonight.
00:08:58Sir, you've never been interested.
00:09:01And you want to end your arm.
00:09:03I mean-
00:09:03My.
00:09:04Just bring her to me.
00:09:10Sorry to keep you waiting.
00:09:13Have a seat.
00:09:14I wanted to thank you for saving me.
00:09:22Twice.
00:09:26If there's ever anything that I can do for you, just ask.
00:09:37Will you marry me?
00:09:44Marry you?
00:09:48Marry you?
00:09:49If we get married, I won't be sold off to some rich guy as a toy.
00:09:54Yeah, I mean, I mean, it'll just be temporary.
00:09:57And I really won't cause you any trouble.
00:09:59Would you?
00:10:01Please do me this favor.
00:10:03You don't know who I am?
00:10:06Should I?
00:10:08She really doesn't know who I am.
00:10:14Has anyone ever told you to look like the president?
00:10:24Oh my god, wait, are you the president?
00:10:25No.
00:10:26Uh, yeah, they're wrong.
00:10:28I'm just...
00:10:29His double.
00:10:31Uh, his double?
00:10:33Yeah, being the president is dangerous.
00:10:35Oh, so...
00:10:37Like what happened this morning.
00:10:39Being his double is also dangerous.
00:10:41Exactly.
00:10:44Are you sure you want to marry me?
00:10:47I mean, I don't mind.
00:10:49Due to the confidential nature of my job,
00:10:52we can't have a wedding.
00:10:56You okay with that?
00:10:58I don't care about any of that anyway.
00:11:00Now that we're married, you'll live here.
00:11:10Don't worry, I've set up a room for you.
00:11:13I'll pay off my loan as soon as I can.
00:11:15I don't want to drag you into this.
00:11:18Make yourself at home.
00:11:19All right.
00:11:20Well, um...
00:11:22I'm gonna go take a shower.
00:11:25Uh, thanks.
00:11:26I don't want anyone knowing about my marriage,
00:11:32or my...
00:11:34wife.
00:11:36I need to keep her safe.
00:11:41But I need to know if she's up to something.
00:11:45You can turn this thing on, huh?
00:11:47You okay in there?
00:11:56You okay in there?
00:11:58Uh, yeah, I'm fine.
00:11:59You sure?
00:12:00Ugh, this is so embarrassing.
00:12:06Oh, actually...
00:12:08I twisted my ankle,
00:12:10and I'm, um...
00:12:11I'm naked.
00:12:12Oh.
00:12:12Oh, no.
00:12:14Um, I'll...
00:12:16I'll cover my eyes.
00:12:18Okay.
00:12:22Okay, I'm coming in.
00:12:23Okay.
00:12:48Okay.
00:12:49Okay.
00:12:49Okay.
00:12:49Okay.
00:12:51Okay.
00:12:52I'll be right back.
00:13:14Oh, um, it's okay.
00:13:16My ankle actually feels so much better.
00:13:22Uh, what is that?
00:13:26Sorry, it's just your shoulder.
00:13:28It's burnt.
00:13:32Uh, you know what?
00:13:33Actually, I can do that.
00:13:36Thanks.
00:13:37Get some rest.
00:13:40Yeah, good night.
00:13:41Good night.
00:13:50You imbecile!
00:13:52That woman, she let me sit in there all night, alone.
00:13:58That's your fault.
00:14:00I should kill you.
00:14:02I'm sure, sir.
00:14:03Please calm down.
00:14:05I can explain.
00:14:06Where is that wretched woman?
00:14:08Where?
00:14:09Don't worry, sir.
00:14:11I'll get her for you.
00:14:13For life.
00:14:14I'll be there.
00:14:15He's actually pretty sweet.
00:14:20You're pretty sweet.
00:14:29What?
00:14:30What?
00:14:30You...
00:14:30I went to the hotel in that dress.
00:14:37What more do you want?
00:14:38This is about much more than money.
00:14:41You pissed off some careful people.
00:14:42Did I not tell you this would happen?
00:14:44I walked into the wrong room and I met my husband.
00:14:47So let me go or he's going to come after you.
00:14:51Sure has.
00:14:52Few people in the world could save you from this mess.
00:15:03Get my helicopter ready to play the SWAT team now.
00:15:06Ivanov, if you harm her, I won't let a single one of you out alive.
00:15:25Where's the SWAT team?
00:15:27SWAT team's 5-0.
00:15:30Looks like I'll have to handle this myself.
00:15:33What?
00:15:33Everyone down there alone, sir?
00:15:36All right, boys.
00:15:42Before the boss has a slice, I bet we get a taste.
00:15:46Stay away from me.
00:15:49Poor girl.
00:15:51No one will find you here.
00:15:54And you can forget about your husband saving her.
00:16:01I've got just the thing for you.
00:16:06And you can consider this a wedding gift.
00:16:18No!
00:16:19Stop!
00:16:20Please let me go!
00:16:22Follow me.
00:16:23No, no!
00:16:26Please!
00:16:38Please!
00:16:40You're so dead.
00:16:44I'm sorry I'm late.
00:16:50It actually came after me.
00:16:52Of course I came.
00:16:53Your husband.
00:16:57Boss, isn't that the president?
00:17:01The president wouldn't be with a girl like her.
00:17:04You just made the biggest mistake of your life.
00:17:06She messed with the big chef first.
00:17:09The CEO of the Evenup Group.
00:17:10You don't want to know how careful he is.
00:17:14You mean this clown?
00:17:22Who do you think gave me your location?
00:17:25You idiot.
00:17:26You didn't check her background?
00:17:28We're all going to die here today.
00:17:30That's it.
00:17:31That's it.
00:17:33ZAKNIT!
00:17:34I've been waiting to exterminate you pests for a while.
00:17:37Didn't think you'd deliver yourselves.
00:17:40Shoot him!
00:17:41I'm sorry.
00:17:59We didn't know she was your wife.
00:18:03Taste your own medicine.
00:18:04Oh, fuck.
00:18:05No!
00:18:05Right.
00:18:08You can't do this.
00:18:09Who are you?
00:18:10No, Paul!
00:18:11No!
00:18:12Please don't do this!
00:18:14No!
00:18:14No!
00:18:14No!
00:18:15No!
00:18:16No!
00:18:17No!
00:18:17No!
00:18:18No!
00:18:18Don't look back.
00:18:33Put your eyes on me.
00:18:34Do that scare you?
00:18:51Sometimes I have to do the president's dirty work.
00:19:02Let's go home.
00:19:04All right, sir.
00:19:11The White House banquet is all set.
00:19:13Politicians, foreign ambassadors,
00:19:15subjects of life will all be in attendance.
00:19:16Thank you, Mike.
00:19:17And don't forget, sir, we made a plus one.
00:19:22Having a date will make you seem more approachable, sir.
00:19:28Come in.
00:19:29Mr. President, here's the new education performed proposal.
00:19:38Thank you, Senator Thompson.
00:19:42I'll review it and get back to you.
00:19:43Is there anything else?
00:19:46Well, Mr. President, if you don't mind, I can be your date for the party.
00:19:53That's very nice of you.
00:19:56But I already have someone in mind.
00:20:01Of course, Mr. President.
00:20:02I won't keep you any longer, then.
00:20:09How is that possible?
00:20:11The President has always been single.
00:20:17Hey, can you find something out for me?
00:20:23Claire likes Taylor Swift.
00:20:26Let's book her for the party.
00:20:28Yes, sir.
00:20:46Hey, did you hear your favorite artist has a show coming up?
00:20:48Wait, Taylor Swift?
00:20:49Where?
00:20:50The White House banquet.
00:20:52Oh, the White House.
00:20:54Yeah, too bad.
00:20:55I heard it's her last show.
00:20:56Oh, it would be amazing to see her, like, just once.
00:21:02My uncle works as a secretary at the White House.
00:21:05He didn't get an invite.
00:21:06You think you're getting in?
00:21:08No, I was just saying.
00:21:09With all that grease on you, the only way you're getting in is in your dreams.
00:21:17Here's your chicken.
00:21:20Who's that?
00:21:22Miss Jones?
00:21:24Yes.
00:21:26Did you want to order some chicken?
00:21:28No, I'm okay.
00:21:28Thank you, though.
00:21:30I'm here on behalf of the White House.
00:21:31I'm going to give you an invitation to the banquet.
00:21:40Me?
00:21:41Yes.
00:21:42You.
00:21:42Here.
00:21:43Please keep that safe, okay?
00:21:48Okay?
00:21:48Uh-huh.
00:21:49Keep going.
00:21:53What is going on?
00:21:54Hey.
00:22:00Um, do you happen to know anything about this invitation?
00:22:21Yes, I arranged it for you.
00:22:25Huh?
00:22:25The president likes to avoid social events, so I will be attending this diplomatic party in
00:22:31his place.
00:22:32And I would like you to accompany me as my date, but this is like a White House event, and
00:22:43I just work at a chicken shop.
00:22:44I mean, I'm not really going to fit in.
00:22:46I don't care.
00:22:47I don't care how much they're offering.
00:22:48We're both solid.
00:22:50I don't care how much they're offering.
00:22:51We're both solid.
00:22:52Even Taylor Swift.
00:22:53Yes.
00:22:54Yes.
00:22:55Yes.
00:22:56We're not taking anyone else.
00:22:57What?
00:22:58See?
00:22:59First Lady.
00:23:00Oh my gosh.
00:23:01I'm so sorry.
00:23:02This is such an honor to make you feel like a princess.
00:23:03I don't care how much they're offering.
00:23:09We're both solid.
00:23:10Even Taylor Swift.
00:23:11Yes.
00:23:12Yes.
00:23:13We're not taking anyone else.
00:23:14What?
00:23:15See?
00:23:16First Lady.
00:23:17Oh my gosh.
00:23:18I'm so sorry.
00:23:19This is such an honor.
00:23:32Hi, um, I was hoping to get a hairstyle for an event.
00:23:44Sorry, but I think our prices are out of your budget.
00:23:51Louis, Cindy, drop everything that you're doing.
00:23:58But we have to cancel all those important clients.
00:24:00Who cares about that?
00:24:01We're getting ready to serve the First Lady, Miss Claire Jones.
00:24:08Come on.
00:24:09Let's go.
00:24:10Do you happen to know how much it would cost?
00:24:20Why embarrass yourselves?
00:24:22This salon is owned by fashion icon M.
00:24:24We only serve important people here.
00:24:27Get out.
00:24:28Don't waste my time.
00:24:31I can't go to the party looking like this.
00:24:36I'll embarrass William.
00:24:38Oh my god.
00:24:41You must be Claire.
00:24:43Uh, sorry, and you are?
00:24:46Uh, fashion icon M.
00:24:48Duh.
00:24:49He's the most inexpensive and in-demand stylist in the world.
00:24:52He only works with celebs.
00:24:54Honey, please allow me to take care of you for the event.
00:24:58Wait, why would you want to be my stylist?
00:25:00This is an opportunity I would never pass up.
00:25:04Come on sweetheart.
00:25:05My whole team will customize everything just for you.
00:25:17How is that even possible?
00:25:18Ow!
00:25:19You idiot!
00:25:20I am so sorry.
00:25:21No.
00:25:22No.
00:25:31We are going to find you the most stunning dress here.
00:25:34Thank you so much by the way.
00:25:35Thank your husband.
00:25:36He's the one who called us.
00:25:37Oh, William.
00:25:38Hi.
00:25:39Um.
00:25:40I was thinking maybe we should cancel.
00:25:41I mean M seems really, really expensive and you work so hard for your money that I don't want to.
00:25:52Don't worry about the cost.
00:25:54Your husband is-
00:25:55I want a raffle.
00:25:56At work.
00:25:57This is all free.
00:25:58Yes.
00:25:59Yes, it's our anniversary special.
00:26:02I forgot.
00:26:03Oh.
00:26:04This-
00:26:05This is perfect.
00:26:07But you will need a necklace.
00:26:08I don't have a necklace.
00:26:09Maybe it'll look great without one.
00:26:11How about this?
00:26:12How about this?
00:26:13Oh my god.
00:26:14I know this necklace.
00:26:15It's-
00:26:16Mr. President- there are only three of these necklaces in the world.
00:26:29We consider cultural precious.
00:26:31One is in our nationalね-
00:26:36president. There are only three of these necklaces in the world. We consider them cultural
00:26:43precious. One is in our national museum. The other we give to our queen. And this one we
00:26:52give to you. It's gorgeous. Wait. William, are these real diamonds? We can't afford this.
00:27:05It's Frank. Don't worry, Mom.
00:27:17Hello? Miss Claire, we are sorry to inform you that your mom's condition is getting worse.
00:27:22Unless we do the surgery now, I'm afraid that she only has a few days left to live.
00:27:26What?
00:27:35Hey. Hey. What's wrong? No, I'm fine.
00:27:47What happened? You're upset.
00:27:54William, I'm really sorry, but I am not going to be able to make it to the party.
00:27:59Can you tell me why?
00:28:02Yeah, my mom's condition got worse, and I can't afford for her care, and the doctor said that
00:28:09she only has a few more days left to live, and I really want to be there for her last moment.
00:28:19What?
00:28:20Yeah, and I'm really sorry. I really didn't want to cancel on you, and I didn't want to
00:28:23make you angry. I just really can't.
00:28:25I'm not angry. I'm upset. Why didn't you tell me? And why did you try and handle it on your
00:28:33own? Did you forget we're married? I just didn't want to bother you.
00:28:40You don't ever have to apologize to me. I will get this sorted. Everything's going to be all right.
00:28:47I need the best doctors in the country to see a patient. No money's no object.
00:29:03Why didn't you tell Mrs. Jones you were coming to visit, sir?
00:29:06I wanted to surprise her.
00:29:12Mrs. Jones?
00:29:13No way.
00:29:22Am I dreaming?
00:29:25Oh my God! Are you the president?
00:29:30Is that really the president?
00:29:32Why is he in the hospital?
00:29:34Who's the president?
00:29:37Claire, how did you afford the doctor?
00:29:39Someone actually helped me with it.
00:29:43Okay, Mom, I've been meaning to tell you something.
00:29:51I've been meaning to tell you that I got married recently.
00:29:58What?
00:29:59Well, it's not that shocking.
00:30:00No, Mr. President!
00:30:02Mrs. Jones.
00:30:04I'm William, Claire's husband.
00:30:05I hope you're on your way to a speedy recovery.
00:30:11The president?
00:30:12You married President Walton?
00:30:14No, he's not actually.
00:30:17Yes, ma'am.
00:30:19I'm the president.
00:30:23That's wonderful.
00:30:24Um, thank you for pretending to be the president and for my mom to make her happy.
00:30:37It was, uh, it was really nice.
00:30:40Well, now I get to see both of you happy.
00:30:42And I'm hoping that you're happy enough to be my date tonight.
00:30:46Mm-hmm.
00:30:46Oh, my God.
00:30:51Are you President Walton?
00:30:55You see, it or not seems to recognize the president.
00:30:59How come you didn't?
00:31:00Well, if the president actually looked out for the everyday person, maybe I would have recognized you.
00:31:06Or him.
00:31:06Those greedy pharmaceutical companies monopolizing medicine, they need to be taken down.
00:31:15Understood, Mr. President.
00:31:27Hey.
00:31:27Hey, William.
00:31:28You won't believe what happened.
00:31:30Right after I complained to you about the president, he went after the pharmaceutical companies.
00:31:34I know everyone can afford their medication.
00:31:35Wait, listen.
00:31:37Thank you, Mr. President.
00:31:38You're a lifesaver.
00:31:40You saved our lives.
00:31:41Really?
00:31:42Yeah.
00:31:43I mean, your boss is pretty nice.
00:31:48He's all right?
00:31:49All right, well, um, I'll see you at the banquet, okay?
00:31:52I'll see you then.
00:31:55I have another meeting.
00:31:57Can you go, uh, pick up Ms. Jones for me?
00:31:59Yes, sir.
00:31:59Thank you so much for covering my shift tonight.
00:32:07Oh, no problem.
00:32:09Don't forget to record Taylor's performance for me.
00:32:11I promise.
00:32:14Whoa.
00:32:15Why is there so many customers all of a sudden?
00:32:19Ms. Jones, why, could you please come with us?
00:32:21We're here to take you to get changed.
00:32:24That's so nice.
00:32:30Oh, my God.
00:32:33Mr. President, I heard this is the first time you'll be bringing a date.
00:32:52We are looking forward to seeing her.
00:32:56So am I.
00:32:57Cheers.
00:33:01Excuse us.
00:33:05Good evening, Mr. President.
00:33:07I've heard a rumor that your date works at a fried chicken shop.
00:33:13I'm afraid that she might embarrass you.
00:33:15And how many favors did you have to pull to find that out?
00:33:20Can't wait to meet her.
00:33:22It's a good job tonight.
00:33:38Thank you, Mr. President.
00:33:39Claire's on the way.
00:33:40Yep.
00:33:52Good evening, Mr. President.
00:33:57Good evening, Mr. President.
00:33:57Good evening, Mr. President.
00:33:57Oh, God.
00:34:06Isn't here for a blast?
00:34:06Oh, God.
00:34:08Oh, God.
00:34:10Oh, God.
00:34:11Oh, God.
00:34:12God's rzeczy 티 prayer.
00:34:12sized mark me Hist보.
00:34:14It's a deadlyalah.
00:34:14I'm going to postpone it.
00:34:15Oh, God.
00:34:16Oh, God.
00:34:16Gunstся Jack.
00:34:17Wow.
00:34:17Yes, that's a good thing.
00:34:18Whoa.
00:34:19Whoa.
00:34:19Whoa.
00:34:20ы.
00:34:21All right?
00:34:21This person's name.
00:34:41She's gorgeous.
00:34:42We look perfect together.
00:34:43You are shining brighter than a diamond tonight.
00:34:52Pretty dashing yourself.
00:34:55Wait here.
00:34:56I'll get her some drinks.
00:35:01Pretty girl.
00:35:03All alone.
00:35:05I am a Lexi.
00:35:08Your dress, it's so pretty.
00:35:13You can look, but don't touch.
00:35:17So sorry, President Walton.
00:35:19I did not know she was with you.
00:35:21I think the citizens of your country would appreciate you watching your behavior.
00:35:25Yes, of course.
00:35:30Thanks.
00:35:35I wish you a nice day with our President.
00:35:38So, this is your date?
00:35:48This is your date?
00:35:49She has a name.
00:35:52Everyone, this is Claire.
00:35:55Monsieur President, it is an honor to meet you both.
00:36:00You as well.
00:36:00You don't know any of these people.
00:36:04I'm sure you'll embarrass yourself quickly.
00:36:07Claire, I'm sure you're quite a world traveler.
00:36:13This is...
00:36:15Mr. Dubois, it is so nice to meet you.
00:36:18And Miss Moreau.
00:36:19Enchanté.
00:36:20I hope you guys are enjoying your stay.
00:36:23We are enjoying it very much.
00:36:25Merci.
00:36:26I've always wanted to visit your hometown in Provence.
00:36:29Merci.
00:36:31When you visit, we will make sure we give you the best hospitality.
00:36:36I would love that.
00:36:37President, have a wonderful evening with your date.
00:36:42Souvenement.
00:36:43You're just full of surprises.
00:37:01I'm not going to let you down.
00:37:04I'm going to check the time of the Taylor Swift performance because I do not want you to miss that.
00:37:08I'm so excited.
00:37:13Claire, I'm feeling a bit dizzy.
00:37:26Can you please come out with me for some fresh air, please?
00:37:29Yeah, of course.
00:37:30Oh.
00:37:37Hey, are you okay?
00:37:38What makes you think you deserve to be his date?
00:37:41I'm sorry, what?
00:37:42Don't play dumb.
00:37:44You don't deserve, Mr. President.
00:37:46It looks like she thinks William is the real president.
00:37:49Look, the president is not into me, okay?
00:37:52You're mistaken.
00:37:54Mistaken?
00:37:55This is his first time bringing a date to an event.
00:37:59And he gave you that precious necklace?
00:38:03It's a fake, I promise.
00:38:07Claire?
00:38:08You think I'm stupid or something?
00:38:12Take it off.
00:38:14What are you doing?
00:38:16You don't deserve to be by his side.
00:38:19Take it off.
00:38:19I'm right now.
00:38:20I'm right now.
00:38:20Claire?
00:38:22No!
00:38:22I don't know.
00:38:38It wasn't me.
00:38:39She's in our room.
00:38:40Go and get help now.
00:38:44No, it wasn't me.
00:38:45She's in our room.
00:38:46Go and get help now!
00:38:48Phil!
00:38:54Shit! Get medical here ASAP!
00:39:16You okay?
00:39:31Yeah, I'm fine.
00:39:33You sure?
00:39:34Mm-hmm.
00:39:35Take Ms. Jones to the car and wait for me.
00:39:37Yes, Mr. President.
00:39:39Mr. President, please, you have to trust me!
00:39:46Stop! Stop talking!
00:39:48You crossed the line tonight, your political career is over!
00:39:52No, no, no, you have to let me explain!
00:39:58I'm so sorry, Claire. I'm putting you in danger.
00:40:01No. You said your job was dangerous, I understand.
00:40:09What happened?
00:40:16Oh, it's just an old war wound.
00:40:21Did it hurt?
00:40:26Don't.
00:40:27I'm so close.
00:40:29Why?
00:40:36I want to be able to control myself.
00:40:39You're soaked.
00:40:51Maybe, come on have a show.
00:40:54I, um...
00:40:56I can't, uh...
00:40:58Get out of this by myself.
00:41:02Could you, um...
00:41:05Help me?
00:41:09I'll be quick.
00:41:10I'll be quick.
00:41:12Uh...
00:41:13I'll be quick.
00:41:28Uh, William, where did you get all of that money?
00:41:44Come here, sit down.
00:41:48Because I went to the party on behalf of the president, he gave me a bonus.
00:41:53Wow, that's such a nice boss.
00:41:55And I plan on using this money to help you open your own shop.
00:42:00Oh, William, I can't, that's way too much money, and plus you've got it risking your life,
00:42:06so no, I can't accept it.
00:42:08Look, it's not a gift, it's an investment.
00:42:13You make a profit, I get a share.
00:42:16I know you've always dreamt of having your own shop.
00:42:19Wait, you really think I can do it?
00:42:22Absolutely.
00:42:25The president also heard that your necklace broke, so he got us these rings.
00:42:34I won't let anyone question your place again.
00:42:46Will you thank the president for me?
00:42:49Uh, wait a minute, there's one more thing that's important.
00:42:59Yes, sir?
00:43:00Today is the grand opening of Claire's Chicken Shop.
00:43:04Keep me updated on how it's going.
00:43:06Yes, sir.
00:43:19Hello, welcome to our grand opening.
00:43:22New owner, huh?
00:43:23Mm-hmm.
00:43:24Well, no wonder you don't know about the rules.
00:43:27Hey, what are you doing?
00:43:31You can't do that here.
00:43:33Listen, bitch.
00:43:35This shit is mine.
00:43:37You wanna make money?
00:43:38You cut me in.
00:43:43Sir, sir.
00:43:47Delay the meeting in five minutes.
00:43:49Yes, sir.
00:43:50Officer Smith.
00:43:51I thought you had the street under surveillance.
00:43:53Don't worry, sir.
00:43:54We have it all under control.
00:43:55Leave, or I'm gonna call the police.
00:43:56Call them.
00:43:57You think I'm scared of those boys?
00:43:58So you're the one who's gonna be a troublemaker?
00:43:59Tough guy.
00:44:00They're not gonna do anything.
00:44:01What are you gonna tell?
00:44:02Huh?
00:44:03What are you saying?
00:44:04No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:44:05No!
00:44:06No!
00:44:07No!
00:44:08No!
00:44:09No!
00:44:10No!
00:44:11No!
00:44:12No!
00:44:13No!
00:44:14No!
00:44:15No!
00:44:16No!
00:44:17No!
00:44:18No!
00:44:19No!
00:44:20No!
00:44:21No!
00:44:22No!
00:44:23No!
00:44:24No!
00:44:25No!
00:44:26No!
00:44:27No!
00:44:28No!
00:44:30No!
00:44:31No!
00:44:32No, please
00:44:35You have no idea who she is please no no to do now, right?
00:44:46Spread the word to everyone this place is under our protection nobody's gonna touch your chicken shop
00:44:59Thanks
00:45:02Congratulations
00:45:04To the grand opening of our new chicken shop
00:45:09Hold that thought
00:45:12Yeah
00:45:13Mr. President, about the 10 billion dollar arms deal, do you want to review it again?
00:45:17It's a small deal, you can handle it yourself
00:45:21Well, I've got to report to the investor
00:45:24We made $200 today
00:45:32That much?
00:45:34On the first day?
00:45:35You're amazing
00:45:39Look, don't worry, I'm gonna work extra hard to make more money
00:45:43So that you can, you know, quit your dangerous job and live peacefully
00:45:48Thank you, Claire
00:45:52I appreciate it
00:45:53I actually think that's the most that I've had to drink
00:46:01Really?
00:46:02Oh yeah, I mean my job does require me to stay pretty sharp
00:46:10I've never gotten a tattoo before
00:46:12Come on
00:46:14Come on
00:46:20Hey, we're about to close
00:46:22Holy crap
00:46:23Are you the president?
00:46:24Yeah, I am
00:46:25Nah, you're tricking me
00:46:26You're the president's body double, right?
00:46:27Yeah, he's pretty convincing, huh?
00:46:28Shit, man
00:46:29Yeah, you look just like him
00:46:30Well, what do you want?
00:46:31Good?
00:46:32Yes
00:46:33Yes
00:46:34Yes
00:46:35Yes
00:46:36Yes
00:46:37Yes
00:46:38Yes
00:46:39Yes
00:46:40Yes
00:46:41Yes
00:46:42Yes
00:46:43Yes
00:46:44Yes
00:46:45Yes
00:46:46Yes
00:46:47Yes
00:46:48Yes
00:46:49Yes
00:46:50Yes
00:46:51Yes
00:46:52Yes
00:46:53Yes
00:46:54Yes
00:46:55Yes
00:46:56Yes
00:46:57Yes
00:46:58Yes
00:47:03This one looks like my puppy when I was little, his name was Ferdy
00:47:07This one?
00:47:10Are you sure?
00:47:11Mhm
00:47:16All done
00:47:17Aww, so cute
00:47:19Thank you
00:47:22Hey, wait
00:47:23Can I get a photo with you?
00:47:26Uh
00:47:31Ten dollars a photo
00:47:34No problem
00:47:35Mom!
00:47:36Dad, get off!
00:47:38Did you see that?
00:47:39That was a great business opportunity
00:47:41It was a very clever idea
00:47:45Oh my god, we mean so much!
00:47:47What did that kiss me?
00:47:48What did that kiss me?
00:47:49What did that kiss me?
00:47:50What did that kiss me?
00:48:03What did that kiss me?
00:48:07what did that kiss me
00:48:14what did that kiss me
00:48:18uh it
00:48:21it's because the lights aren't on and it's really dark and we couldn't see it clearly
00:48:27and our lips just happened to like brush past each other's accidentally
00:48:31oh i see
00:48:37why were you able to pick me up today
00:48:51i finish work early oh i see
00:48:54this is where we kissed last night
00:48:58now we won't have trouble seeing
00:49:06what
00:49:09no excuses today right
00:49:27how did you do that
00:49:32magician never reveals their secrets
00:49:34what no come on tell me
00:49:41why didn't this delivery include a room number
00:49:52i guess i could ask room to room
00:49:54mr president we've got the lead
00:50:05so you've been selling information about me and my wife
00:50:15looks like i've been too merciful with you
00:50:20hello did you order fried chicken
00:50:24hello claire's fried chicken
00:50:29what has to be wonderful
00:50:32sir i'm sorry
00:50:36you you don't have to do this
00:50:38too late
00:50:40mr president i'm mr president
00:50:44you don't have to do this
00:50:46you don't have to do this
00:50:47you don't have to do this
00:50:48you don't have to do this
00:50:53william
00:50:59william
00:50:59william
00:51:08william what's going on
00:51:10why are you putting a gun at someone
00:51:12the president he was
00:51:16he's he's he's
00:51:17why is he calling you the president
00:51:20didn't you say that you had work off today
00:51:23this is just
00:51:27just a training exercise
00:51:30with the doubles of my colleagues
00:51:34just to make things look more realistic
00:51:37no yeah no it's just practice
00:51:39really
00:51:41um i'm the white house general secretary's double
00:51:56um just a little plastic surgery
00:51:59i'm the defense minister's double i do
00:52:04neighborhood security
00:52:08oh god
00:52:11wow you guys really scared me
00:52:13i thought you were in trouble
00:52:14well thank you so much for uh
00:52:19taking care of my husband
00:52:21i really appreciate it
00:52:23oh
00:52:27you guys should really come by our chicken shop
00:52:31i mean i would really love if you guys could stop by
00:52:34i love fried chicken
00:52:35and because you're william's co-workers i'll give you guys 30 for zen off
00:52:39thank you
00:52:41okay well i will let you guys get back to your practice
00:52:47oh
00:52:49can't forget this
00:52:51wait
00:52:56what now
00:52:59what now
00:53:02can we take a picture
00:53:04yeah come on
00:53:11come on
00:53:12it'll be fun
00:53:13everybody say chicken
00:53:15chicken
00:53:17claire's fried chicken
00:53:23well
00:53:26we got a lot of new customers today
00:53:28mr president
00:53:30thank you
00:53:32get on your knees
00:53:33now
00:53:34thank you
00:53:37for
00:53:37playing along
00:53:39feel free to have the rest of the day off
00:53:42thank you mr president
00:53:43get him out of here
00:53:45let's go
00:53:45mr president
00:53:50that was
00:53:51extremely
00:53:51close sir
00:53:52i worry we probably won't be able to keep this up for much longer
00:53:55i trust her now
00:53:56so
00:53:58i'll tell her the truth about my identity soon
00:54:01oh good you're back
00:54:14could you please help me balance this month's accounts i'm having like a really hard time
00:54:18let's see
00:54:22our monthly profit is 3786.60
00:54:33wow that's amazing
00:54:35you're smart as the president
00:54:38would you
00:54:42would you want me to be the president
00:54:47would you want me to be the president
00:54:52i just mean
00:54:58if i was really the president
00:55:00would that make you happier
00:55:03oh no i said the wrong thing
00:55:05no
00:55:06i don't want you to be the president
00:55:08well
00:55:09actually
00:55:11actually i hate the president
00:55:13you do
00:55:15yeah
00:55:15my uh
00:55:17my dad died
00:55:20because of him
00:55:20he
00:55:22he was in the military
00:55:23you know
00:55:24and
00:55:24it was because of a decision that he made
00:55:27claire i'm sorry
00:55:29now we probably won't think too much about it
00:55:32i'll be right back
00:55:36what
00:55:43Dad?
00:55:45Hey, sweetheart.
00:55:47I'm out of prison.
00:55:48I miss you and your mom a lot.
00:55:52How dare you even mention, Mom,
00:55:54you were in prison because you put her in a coma.
00:55:58And all she was trying to do was stop you from gambling our savings away.
00:56:02I've changed.
00:56:03I want to make things right with you both.
00:56:06Can we meet tomorrow?
00:56:13Anyway, sorry about that.
00:56:20Is everything okay?
00:56:21Yeah.
00:56:22It was just a spam call.
00:56:25You know if something happened, you can tell me.
00:56:27Yeah, I know.
00:56:29William, I won't drag you into this.
00:56:43Dad, why are you needing here?
00:56:47Leopard.
00:56:49This is my daughter.
00:56:54Did you cover my gambling debts?
00:56:56Dad, seriously?
00:56:57I'm your daughter.
00:56:59How could you do that?
00:57:00I gave you life and raised you.
00:57:03Hey, dude, I want you.
00:57:06Damn, bitch.
00:57:06I know you.
00:57:09You got my brother killed.
00:57:13We'll settle all our scores tonight.
00:57:15That's not good.
00:57:31Call your husband and tell him to bring me one million and I'll let you go.
00:57:37No, no, he's just an ordinary guy.
00:57:38He doesn't have that kind of money.
00:57:40Is that so?
00:57:40Your ring looks pretty pricey.
00:57:44Let's see how important you really are to him.
00:57:48Our latest warship is ready to be deployed.
00:57:51We're actually considering names at the moment.
00:57:55Let's name it Claire.
00:57:57Good name.
00:57:58I like it.
00:57:59Claire.
00:58:00Keeping America safe.
00:58:03Excuse me, gentlemen.
00:58:04Sir.
00:58:05We have a serious, serious situation, sir.
00:58:07What is it?
00:58:07It's Miss Jones.
00:58:09She's been kidnapped by the Russian mother holding her in an underground casino right now.
00:58:14I've been looking to take care of these assholes.
00:58:17Looks like now's the time.
00:58:18There's a little more to it, sir.
00:58:19They want you to go alone in the next hour or they're going to kill her.
00:58:23I can handle my own.
00:58:31No, Mr. President.
00:58:32It's too dangerous.
00:58:34The entire country relies on you.
00:58:35Yes, Mr. President.
00:58:36The future of America rests on your shoulders.
00:58:39Yeah, I wouldn't.
00:58:40I'd really reconsider this, sir.
00:58:47My gun.
00:58:48I've made my decision.
00:58:55Mr. President, are you really doing this for a girl?
00:58:59She's not just any girl.
00:59:02She's my girl.
00:59:11Contact traffic control.
00:59:13Now clear me a path.
00:59:14Where is he?
00:59:20My patience is running thin.
00:59:22Leopard, even if your husband doesn't show, she's still worth something, right?
00:59:27You know what?
00:59:27You're a real piece of shit.
00:59:29Time's up.
00:59:31And since your husband isn't coming, you're mine now.
00:59:33Who's this idiot?
00:59:51President?
00:59:51Don't come any closer.
00:59:54Who the hell are you?
00:59:55No, no, no.
00:59:56He's not the president.
00:59:57He's just his double.
00:59:58That makes sense.
01:00:03The real president will come here alone.
01:00:05Search him.
01:00:06Search him.
01:00:06William, why would you risk coming here?
01:00:27Because you're my family.
01:00:28So you married this fried chicken girl.
01:00:33You can't be the president.
01:00:35You have me scared there for a moment.
01:00:37It's okay, everyone.
01:00:38He's just a stuntman.
01:00:43What are you looking at?
01:00:45Are you going to see me have some fun with your wife?
01:00:48Fine by me.
01:00:49I'm going to see you.
01:01:20You still want to play?
01:01:22Impossible.
01:01:23You took us all down by yourself.
01:01:26Only the real president could do that.
01:01:28I saw him on the battlefield.
01:01:30He went out bullets and still fought off ten men.
01:01:34He's a killing machine.
01:01:36I don't ever want to see you a kind on American soil again.
01:01:39We'll leave.
01:01:40I promise.
01:01:43Oh, you.
01:01:46Have you ever messed with my wife again?
01:01:48I will make sure you die in prison.
01:01:54I won't.
01:01:56I promise.
01:02:00William, who are you really?
01:02:02William?
01:02:18Claire, why did you lie to me?
01:02:20Told me your dad died.
01:02:23I'm your husband.
01:02:23If you can't trust me, who can you trust?
01:02:26Yeah?
01:02:28And what about you?
01:02:30You haven't told me the truth from the very beginning.
01:02:39William?
01:02:43Who are you, William?
01:02:46Are you really the president?
01:02:48Yes.
01:02:54I am.
01:03:00I am.
01:03:04You don't deserve to be by his side.
01:03:06What?
01:03:09Did you think that if I knew your true identity, I would just cling to you and make it impossible
01:03:13for you to get rid of me?
01:03:15Or did you forget that we got married because you said that you wanted to repay me?
01:03:19What are you even saying?
01:03:22You can't see how much I adore you?
01:03:24You really can't feel it?
01:03:30I don't feel it.
01:03:38William, please.
01:03:54A delivery to the White House.
01:04:20Why are there so many reporters?
01:04:24Today, in front of all of America, I want to say I love you.
01:04:38I love you for who you are.
01:04:42And I want everyone to know your name.
01:04:50Claire.
01:04:51Will you marry me?
01:05:04No.
01:05:09Because we're already married.
01:05:10I'm sorry.
01:05:14I don't know.
01:05:16I'm sorry.
01:05:32I don't know.
01:05:33I don't know.
01:05:34I don't know.
01:05:36America, please welcome your First Lady.
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