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Billionaire Situationship shortmintz
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00:00:00Oh my god, she's insane.
00:00:12What are you doing here?
00:00:15Beth, you set me up.
00:00:20You stay away from me.
00:00:22You're insane.
00:00:25Can't let you ruin my wedding, Miss Leanne.
00:00:29You and Asher, or you're a great couple.
00:00:33I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:00:36But you've gotta go.
00:00:39They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:54And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:57What was that, baby?
00:00:59Awesome.
00:01:01We done here?
00:01:02Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:08Yes! Yes! Yes!
00:01:14Are we done here?
00:01:17Yeah, baby.
00:01:18You were the best.
00:01:20You were amazing.
00:01:21Was it good for you?
00:01:23Awesome.
00:01:24What's your name again?
00:01:27Money?
00:01:28We need to talk.
00:01:30What?
00:01:31I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:34What do you mean you are breaking up with me?
00:01:36I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:40What?
00:01:41This isn't working out.
00:01:42Goodbye, money.
00:01:47I can't do this anymore.
00:01:48What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:50I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:52This isn't working out.
00:01:54But...
00:01:55Take care, Monique.
00:01:56What am I doing?
00:02:13So, I tell her...
00:02:16Dude, that's not a pickle.
00:02:17That's an okra.
00:02:19Like, seriously?
00:02:21So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother.
00:02:24I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.
00:02:30How about you and I...
00:02:32Just excuse me for a moment.
00:02:34Be right back.
00:02:38So, I was thinking...
00:02:41How about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:45Sorry. I'll be right back.
00:02:51Oh, damn it!
00:03:01Shit!
00:03:03I'm so sorry.
00:03:05Oh my god.
00:03:07Asher?
00:03:08Oh my god!
00:03:09What are you doing?
00:03:10I'm drowning my sorrows, you.
00:03:12Here.
00:03:13Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:14Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:16Sure.
00:03:20how did i ever lose touch with my undergrad bff uh life i guess we should vow to never let that
00:03:28happen again pinkie swear thank you swear friends forever stop doing that
00:03:34we should vow to never let that happen again pinkie swear thank you swear friends forever
00:03:44stop doing that thank you oh what about work i actually just started a new job i'm doing
00:03:58marketing at jengard small world never biggest client no way wait what do you do i work at a
00:04:06software development startup hey what about your love life what what about your love life
00:04:22oh my god years of bad sex with jerks a lifetime of one night stands with shallow women cheers mate
00:04:31how about we stop it no hey we're friends well if you ever do want a nerve-shattering orgasm i'm your
00:04:45men sex ruins everything yeah i suppose you're right i'll be your wing woman though and i'm your wing
00:04:57men
00:05:27I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:44I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:47I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:51I have that effect on women.
00:05:57I forgot how pretty you are.
00:06:00Thanks.
00:06:02I think.
00:06:05Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:11Friends forever?
00:06:14Friends forever.
00:06:27Let's do it.
00:06:29Let's get in agreement.
00:06:30Let's do it.
00:06:31Let's do it.
00:06:31Let's do it.
00:06:33Please come here.
00:06:43Let's do it.
00:06:50I don't know the battery.
00:07:20Oh!
00:07:22Oh...
00:07:24Oh!
00:07:30I...
00:07:32Let's do that again!
00:07:38oh my god what are you doing here i don't know what am i doing here
00:07:52oh my head my head feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain
00:08:00hey that means since we're here what no no no no no no no bad idea what last night was a bad idea
00:08:14what because asher you're one of my best friends
00:08:20fuck sex ruins everything i suppose you're right
00:08:26but still but still
00:08:30i have a proposition what friends with benefits sex without strings you do you i do me and we do each
00:08:47other interesting
00:08:52okay sold
00:09:00plenty of benefits
00:09:04and i'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter
00:09:32hello ladies
00:09:39asher
00:09:41you two know each other yeah uh we are we know each other from college he's one of my best
00:09:52friends what are you doing here he's here to see my father wait what daddy owns the company
00:09:58i know i actually own the company i work at
00:10:02he's worth billions and here i thought i knew everything about you i've been busy since college
00:10:09clearly
00:10:10clearly
00:10:10listen gotta run but talk to you later
00:10:15sure
00:10:16good to see you beth
00:10:18you too
00:10:19what's this
00:10:28i took the liberty of drawing up a forensic benefits contract
00:10:40A contract.
00:10:41It outlines the parameters of our relationship.
00:10:44Okay.
00:10:45Article 1. Nobody knows.
00:10:48It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:50Good point.
00:10:51Article 2. We meet at a mutually agreed upon place, at a mutually agreed upon time.
00:10:56Okay.
00:10:58Article 3. Honesty and transparency are a must.
00:11:01Agreed.
00:11:04Article 4. No lies.
00:11:08No lies.
00:11:11Article 5.
00:11:13Once one party sleeps with another person, the agreement is over.
00:11:19I don't like that one.
00:11:22Gets too complicated otherwise.
00:11:25Fine.
00:11:28And finally.
00:11:34Friends first.
00:11:36Friends first.
00:11:37Let's see.
00:11:48Let's see.
00:11:48Let's see.
00:12:49Stop it.
00:12:55Will you go out with me?
00:12:57What?
00:12:58On a date.
00:13:00Will you go on a date with me?
00:13:02A real one.
00:13:05No.
00:13:10Why?
00:13:11I mean, no, the contract.
00:13:15Forget the contract.
00:13:16No, friends first.
00:13:18Remember?
00:13:20Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:22I'm not sure you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:29Come on.
00:13:44Friends first?
00:13:51Friends first.
00:13:53So, see you at seven tonight?
00:14:04Yes, you will.
00:14:04He asked me out.
00:14:20He asked me out.
00:14:22Breathe, Beth.
00:14:23Breathe.
00:14:23I've been crushing on him for so long.
00:14:27On Asher?
00:14:27Yes.
00:14:29He asked you out?
00:14:30Yes.
00:14:31On a date?
00:14:31Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:33Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:35Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:37You can give me some tips.
00:14:39Oh.
00:14:40Um.
00:14:42Yeah, okay.
00:14:43I gotta go.
00:14:44Getting a money-fetti ready for the big fight.
00:14:47I'm totally freaking out.
00:14:51Bye.
00:15:00Where was he born?
00:15:01Philadelphia.
00:15:03Philadelphia.
00:15:04Uh, favorite food?
00:15:07Um.
00:15:08He likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:12Oh, hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:15I like your pen.
00:15:17I've never seen that color before.
00:15:18Daddy has a made-for-me special.
00:15:20It's my favorite color, heliotrope purple.
00:15:23Cool.
00:15:24What about sports?
00:15:27Ruth, why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:29On your date?
00:15:31I can't do that.
00:15:32If I'm gonna marry this man,
00:15:33he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:37Marry?
00:15:38You got a problem with that?
00:15:45Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:49Me and Asher?
00:15:50No, no, no, no, never.
00:15:54Please.
00:15:55We're friends.
00:15:58We're best friends.
00:15:59Good.
00:16:00By the way, I love your outfit.
00:16:02Where'd you get it?
00:16:04Oh, Mason's on third.
00:16:05It's super cute.
00:16:07Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:08Uh, siblings?
00:16:09Siblings?
00:16:09And being an only child.
00:16:16I was an only child as well.
00:16:17Really?
00:16:19Cool.
00:16:20Anyhow, being an only child,
00:16:21my parents came to art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:23I was born in Philly.
00:16:26Shut up.
00:16:27It's my favorite city.
00:16:30Where was the school?
00:16:32Um, I...
00:16:34Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:38How about we, um, share a hot fudge sundae?
00:16:47That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:49I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:16:59I had a wonderful time.
00:17:02I really hope we can do this again.
00:17:06That would be great.
00:17:08Good night.
00:17:11Oh, my.
00:17:13Okay, thank you.
00:17:17What is it?
00:17:19I should really head out.
00:17:23Um, take care.
00:17:25Why don't you come up?
00:17:27And I will fuck you.
00:17:29It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:31Oh, my God.
00:17:35Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:38Why?
00:17:39Because I've sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:43I'm a one-night stand?
00:17:45No, no, it...
00:17:46That's not what I meant.
00:17:47It's just...
00:17:48Sex ruins everything.
00:17:51Let's wait.
00:17:54So it can be perfect.
00:17:57Yeah?
00:17:57Oh, yes.
00:18:01Yes.
00:18:04Okay.
00:18:06Toodles.
00:18:12Beth?
00:18:14It was nice.
00:18:16We have a lot in common.
00:18:17Are you jealous?
00:18:24No.
00:18:28Did you, um...
00:18:30Did you sleep together?
00:18:33No.
00:18:34But not for a lack of her trying.
00:18:37Beth?
00:18:38She's an animal.
00:18:40Oh, God.
00:18:41Stop it.
00:18:43Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:46Not for Beth, you don't.
00:18:48Yeah, my days of one-night stands are over.
00:18:50I want to wait, just in case she is the one.
00:18:55You never know.
00:18:56I want to get off on the right foot.
00:18:57I'm never getting married.
00:19:06I'm ready to settle down.
00:19:11Oh.
00:19:13You do you.
00:19:15To each his own.
00:19:17Agreed.
00:19:18Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:19Maybe.
00:19:19Give it back.
00:19:20Give it back.
00:19:21Come on.
00:19:22Mm-mm.
00:19:22It's not clean.
00:19:23Mm.
00:19:24Mm.
00:19:25It's my strawberry.
00:19:26All right.
00:19:26That was rude.
00:19:35That was rude.
00:19:35I'm not.
00:19:35You're a good friend.
00:19:36Don't worry.
00:19:36I'm not.
00:19:37I'm not.
00:19:38I don't know.
00:20:08You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:13True love does not exist.
00:20:16You will only get hurt.
00:20:18He is your friend.
00:20:20Don't blow it.
00:20:22Friendship first.
00:20:24Me and Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:27You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:30True love does not exist.
00:20:32You will only get hurt.
00:20:34He is your friend.
00:20:35Don't blow it.
00:20:36Friendship first.
00:20:41Me and Lamont.
00:20:42Hey.
00:20:48Hey.
00:21:13Shit.
00:21:14I'm so sorry.
00:21:16My bad. My fault.
00:21:18Hang on.
00:21:21You got a tissue?
00:21:26Here. Let me.
00:21:28Hey, what are you doing? Stop cock-plucking me.
00:21:31Oh, I didn't realize.
00:21:34Hey, Asher.
00:21:36Eric.
00:21:39Okay.
00:21:41Well, see you guys later.
00:21:46Here.
00:21:51I'm Leanne, by the way.
00:21:53I'm Eric.
00:22:02That was fun.
00:22:04Yeah, was that fun, or was Eric fun?
00:22:10Both.
00:22:11Okay.
00:22:11You gotta watch out for him. He's a player.
00:22:15So what?
00:22:16Think I can't handle myself?
00:22:18No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:22:19Oh, my God.
00:22:23Are you jealous?
00:22:25No, I'm not jealous.
00:22:26Why would I be jealous?
00:22:28We're friends with benefits.
00:22:29Remember?
00:22:31Yeah.
00:22:33You don't have to be a dick about it.
00:22:35Okay, I'm not being a dick.
00:22:37You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:38I can handle myself.
00:22:44Yeah, fine.
00:22:45Be that way.
00:22:49You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:22:51Maybe we need to end this arrangement.
00:22:58Maybe you were so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:23:07Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:11Maybe I will.
00:23:15Yes.
00:23:16Flava's for Mrs. Lean Lemon.
00:23:26That's me.
00:23:27Oh, my God.
00:23:33I'm Eric.
00:23:40What are you doing here?
00:23:43Had a meeting with Best Dad.
00:23:46Mr. Merrick?
00:23:49Yes.
00:23:54They're nice.
00:23:58Listen, um, I'm really sorry about last night.
00:24:03I was out of line.
00:24:04No.
00:24:06No, I was out of line.
00:24:11I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:15Oh, my God.
00:24:16Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:23Friends forever?
00:24:26Friends forever.
00:24:30Dinner later?
00:24:33Sounds awesome.
00:24:33Someone's in a good mood.
00:24:54Oh, it's just...
00:24:56I'm just so happy.
00:24:58You know, Leanne, I think I like Asher a lot.
00:25:04I think he could be the one.
00:25:07Oh.
00:25:08I think I'm falling in love.
00:25:10You've only just started dating.
00:25:13Have you ever had a connection that's just so deep, so immediate that you just know?
00:25:19Yeah.
00:25:20That's us.
00:25:20You know, he told me he wants us to wait for sex.
00:25:30He says he wants to build a strong foundation first.
00:25:33I hope you aren't jealous.
00:25:39Oh.
00:25:40No.
00:25:41I don't know.
00:25:42I just want him to be happy.
00:25:44By the way, I love your lipstick.
00:25:46It's so unique.
00:25:48What color is it?
00:25:50Paris pink.
00:25:51I love it.
00:25:53Anyway, gotta go.
00:25:55Toodles.
00:26:03Why are you so down?
00:26:05What's wrong?
00:26:08Nothing.
00:26:10Famous last words?
00:26:12Is it attic?
00:26:15Of course not.
00:26:17How's Beth, by the way?
00:26:19She thinks that you're going to settle down with her.
00:26:22Yeah, you never know.
00:26:27Give me your hand.
00:26:29I'll tell you what's going to happen.
00:26:31Come on.
00:26:31Okay.
00:26:33Okay.
00:26:34This is your lifeline.
00:26:37It's long.
00:26:39You have a nice long life.
00:26:42Okay.
00:26:42This is your headline for wisdom.
00:26:45And it looks like you have done some stupid things.
00:26:54And this is your love line.
00:26:58So you've got a rocky beginning over here.
00:27:02But you have a long line of love ahead of you.
00:27:06You want to go home and fuck?
00:27:30Great idea.
00:27:31You want to go home and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up
00:28:01It looks like we had fun last night.
00:28:30Do you have a key?
00:28:31Oh, nice trick.
00:29:00Right?
00:29:01Yeah.
00:29:02Who is that?
00:29:07I have no idea.
00:29:09Hello?
00:29:10Your front door is unlocked.
00:29:11My front door.
00:29:17That's...
00:29:18How could you?
00:29:19Beth!
00:29:20Wait, Beth!
00:29:24Wait, Beth!
00:29:25Oh, fuck.
00:29:26What have I done?
00:29:27What have I done?
00:29:28What do you mean what have you done?
00:29:30What do you mean what have you done?
00:29:31Beth, it's not what it looks like!
00:29:32What do you mean what have you done?
00:29:33What do you mean what have you done?
00:29:34Beth, it's not what it looks like!
00:29:35Hey, what are you doing?
00:29:36I'm leaving.
00:29:37I'm getting dressed.
00:29:38I'm getting dressed.
00:29:39I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:29:40I'm sorry.
00:29:41Okay, you didn't do anything.
00:29:42It was me.
00:29:43I fucked up.
00:29:44I fucked up.
00:29:45You said it wasn't serious.
00:29:46It wasn't.
00:29:47It isn't.
00:29:48It doesn't matter.
00:29:51I fucked up.
00:29:52Whatever it is.
00:29:53It was.
00:29:54I fucked it up.
00:29:55Okay?
00:29:56Okay.
00:29:57What are you doing?
00:29:58I'm leaving.
00:29:59I'm getting dressed.
00:30:00I'm going.
00:30:01I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:30:02I'm sorry.
00:30:03Okay?
00:30:04You didn't do anything.
00:30:05It was me.
00:30:06I fucked up.
00:30:07You said it wasn't serious.
00:30:08It wasn't.
00:30:09It isn't.
00:30:10It doesn't matter.
00:30:11I fucked up.
00:30:12Whatever it is.
00:30:13I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:30:25Yeah.
00:30:31Friends first?
00:30:38Friends first.
00:30:43Hey Beth.
00:30:54Go away.
00:31:00I need to talk to you.
00:31:03I'd fire her except Daddy said we'd get sued.
00:31:07You on the other hand, I don't want to speak to you ever again.
00:31:10It's not what you think, okay?
00:31:12It was a stupid game.
00:31:13Friends with benefits.
00:31:14But it's over now, okay?
00:31:15I promise.
00:31:24Do you love her?
00:31:25Of course not.
00:31:27Okay, she means nothing to me.
00:31:30Really?
00:31:31Really?
00:31:32Hey, I want to see what happens between us.
00:31:36You and me.
00:31:36Please, give me another chance.
00:31:47I suppose.
00:31:51Okay.
00:31:52Leigh-Anne, it's me again.
00:32:08Don't know why you're avoiding me.
00:32:10I'm so confused.
00:32:12Friends forever, remember?
00:32:13Eric.
00:32:13I'm sorry if it's been a while.
00:32:24I know I've been out of touch, but...
00:32:26I would love to see you again, if you're up for it.
00:32:38Asher?
00:32:39Asher, it's me.
00:32:41I haven't heard from you in like four hours.
00:32:43What's going on?
00:32:44Are you with Leigh-Anne?
00:32:45Call me!
00:32:58Okay, Leigh-Anne, I don't know what I did to drive you away, but...
00:33:02I'll leave you alone now.
00:33:05If you ever want to be friends again, you know where to find me.
00:33:08It's Eric.
00:33:30Leave a message.
00:33:32Hey, Eric.
00:33:33I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night, and I wanted to see what
00:33:39you were doing later.
00:33:41Asher?
00:33:41Asher, where are you?
00:33:43Why won't you call me back?
00:33:45I know you're with her.
00:33:47You lied to me!
00:33:49Okay.
00:33:51Miss you.
00:33:52Call me.
00:33:52Bye.
00:33:58Beth, I got your 35 messages.
00:34:01Listen, I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time with you, but maybe
00:34:08we need to slow things down a bit.
00:34:11I'll call you when I can.
00:34:12Hey, hey, hey, babe.
00:34:40Slow down.
00:34:41To love.
00:34:48To love.
00:34:50Wait.
00:34:52Love sucks.
00:34:56Okay.
00:34:58I think we've had enough.
00:35:02How about we head back with the mud?
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00:35:34A lot of goodies in me.
00:36:04I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:13Nah, I'm sorry, I've been aloof. Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:16You wanna talk about it, baby?
00:36:18No, that's okay. Just life.
00:36:20Is it Leanne?
00:36:22I don't wanna talk about Leanne.
00:36:25You know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:27I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:30Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:33And we looked like her clothes from last night.
00:36:37No way, she would never. He's a knob.
00:36:40Which is why I grabbed a photo.
00:36:46I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:37:03She's a knob.
00:37:05She's a knob.
00:37:07She's a knob.
00:37:09That is where she was going.
00:37:10All the time to subscribe to this channel.
00:37:12We're back.
00:37:13She's a knob.
00:37:14She's a knob.
00:38:31What the fuck, Leanne? How could you miss that?
00:38:35Sorry. I'm trying my best.
00:38:37Hey.
00:38:38Your best isn't good enough. He cost us the game.
00:38:41Okay, hey, you've had too much to do.
00:38:43Don't tell me what to do, woman.
00:38:45She can handle herself.
00:38:47Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:38:49Everyone!
00:38:50Asher.
00:38:50Look at the loser.
00:38:52It's all embarrassing.
00:38:56Fucking prick.
00:38:58Come here.
00:38:58Come on.
00:39:03Come on.
00:39:03Come on.
00:39:04Come on.
00:39:05Come on.
00:39:06Come on.
00:39:16Come on.
00:40:16I wouldn't call it breaking up.
00:40:19We only just got back together.
00:40:22Beth, we were never together.
00:40:26I mean, we went out like six times.
00:40:29You said you wanted to see where things went.
00:40:31Yes, and unfortunately they went in another direction.
00:40:35I'm so sorry.
00:40:36I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:37You're fired.
00:40:41You can't fire me.
00:40:42I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:40:45I'll fire Leanne.
00:40:47You can't.
00:40:48She'll sue.
00:40:51Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:40:55And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:40:58See ya.
00:41:01See ya.
00:41:01Shit.
00:42:31Hey Eric, thinking about you, when do you want to hook up?
00:42:53How about a hotel this time?
00:42:57We need to be super careful that Asher doesn't find out.
00:43:03Love, her friend with benefits, Liam.
00:43:08XO, XO.
00:43:11When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Liam.
00:43:20I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:22Then how do you explain this text?
00:43:24I don't know. I didn't send it.
00:43:27You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:34I'm going to be so stupid.
00:43:36I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:38Eric, why would I cheat on you?
00:43:41You're my lover.
00:43:42You're my best friend.
00:43:44Livia.
00:43:48I am not a cheater.
00:43:49I did not send that text, and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break up over this, then fine.
00:44:00I do.
00:44:01Okay.
00:44:05Okay.
00:44:31I will, I will, I will.
00:44:51Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert.
00:44:55Or both.
00:44:56Thoughts?
00:45:00Please.
00:45:01Don't marry him.
00:45:02You don't love her.
00:45:04You're rebounding.
00:45:11I'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids.
00:45:14Thoughts?
00:45:17A string quartet instead of a jazz trio.
00:45:19Thoughts?
00:45:23They say he's the photographer to the stars.
00:45:26Thoughts?
00:45:27Seat your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed.
00:45:45I think they'd really get along, because it turns out that they both have the same dog.
00:45:49Did you know that?
00:45:50It's crazy.
00:45:52Oh my god.
00:45:54There's a guy who's the director.
00:46:00Yes.
00:46:01Or he's the person who's not spoiled.
00:46:04Fuck.
00:46:05My turn to birthday.
00:46:05That's hope.
00:46:06Okay.
00:46:06I will let you know.
00:46:07You'reiba Horovitz dotter.
00:46:07I am...
00:46:08Hello. Did you get my messages? You're going to love the photographer. He's awesome.
00:46:17I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you and there's more with the doorman.
00:46:21Could you run down and grab them? Sure.
00:46:38Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:46:54You are gone, Leanne Lamont. Once I'm done with this, he is never going to want to see you again. Ever.
00:47:08Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated. Effective now.
00:47:15Wait, what?
00:47:18Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors.
00:47:23Who's the source?
00:47:29Oh my God. Why would she do this?
00:47:33Lovers scorned, I suppose.
00:47:35No, it's not true. This will ruin me.
00:47:37You know, Asha, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend.
00:47:44But you never speak to me again.
00:47:48So I'm stuck with you.
00:47:49Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:47:53It doesn't matter at this point. It's already in the trades.
00:47:58You're toxic, Asha. Nobody will touch you.
00:48:02So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:07Asha?
00:48:08You bitch.
00:48:09What?
00:48:10You jealous bitch.
00:48:11What are you doing? What are you...
00:48:12I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday, so you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:13Honey?
00:48:14What are you talking about? I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:20Well, job well done.
00:48:21Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:22Stay away from me.
00:48:23Asha, you're one of my best friends.
00:48:25We are not friends.
00:48:26We are not friends.
00:48:27Okay, we are nothing.
00:48:28Stay away from me.
00:48:29Don't contact me.
00:48:30Don't speak to me.
00:48:31Don't look at me.
00:48:32You are dead to me.
00:48:33You are dead to me.
00:48:34You are dead to me.
00:48:35You are dead to me.
00:48:36You are dead to me.
00:48:37You are dead to me.
00:48:38You are dead to me.
00:48:44You are dead.
00:48:46You are dead to me.
00:48:51You are dead to me.
00:51:44Oh my God, this is crazy.
00:52:02I didn't write this.
00:52:09Heliotrope purple.
00:52:11It was Beth.
00:52:14She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:27Oh my God.
00:52:28Oh my God.
00:52:29I think he's on Saturday.
00:52:31I've still worn him.
00:52:34Come on, come on.
00:52:35Sure.
00:52:37Okay.
00:52:39Come on.
00:52:40Shit, he blocked me?
00:52:46Shit, he blocked me?
00:52:47Beth.
00:52:48Beth?
00:53:00Beth?
00:53:30Oh, God bless you.
00:54:00Oh, my God.
00:54:19She's insane.
00:54:21What are you doing here?
00:54:25Beth, you set me up.
00:54:30You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:33I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:54:38And I won.
00:54:41You stay away from me.
00:54:43You're insane.
00:54:44I'll scream.
00:54:49Nobody will hear you.
00:54:56I can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.
00:54:59I'm not going to ruin your wedding.
00:55:04I promise, Beth.
00:55:07Okay?
00:55:08You and Asher, or you're a great couple.
00:55:13He loves you.
00:55:16Why don't I just go away?
00:55:19I'll move.
00:55:20I'll quit my job.
00:55:21I'm just, please, Beth, don't hurt me, okay?
00:55:29I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:33But you've got to go.
00:55:40I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:42I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:42You've got to go.
00:55:45Oh, my God!
00:55:47No!
00:55:47Oh, my God!
00:55:51Oh, my God!
00:55:59Oh, my God.
00:56:03Oh, my God!
00:56:04Oh, my God!
00:56:05Oh, my God!
00:56:06Oh, my God!
00:56:07Oh, my God!
00:56:08Oh, my God!
00:56:10Oh, my God.
00:56:40Don't bother.
00:57:02That pipe's in there good.
00:57:04You're not going anywhere.
00:57:08You're crazy.
00:57:09You're never getting away with it.
00:57:12Oh, but I will.
00:57:14See, I'm getting married today.
00:57:16And then we'll go on our honeymoon.
00:57:18And when I get back, you'll be dead.
00:57:23I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:30You bitch.
00:57:32You bitch!
00:57:34Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:57:39Toodles!
00:57:42Toodles!
00:57:43I don't know.
00:58:13I don't know.
00:58:43I don't know.
00:59:13I don't know.
00:59:43I don't know.
00:59:49Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in.
00:59:56Stop.
00:59:56What are you doing here?
01:00:12Keep going fast.
01:00:13What's going on, Beth?
01:00:15Security, take this woman away.
01:00:17She's clearly deranged.
01:00:19Come on, dearly beloved.
01:00:20We are gathered here today.
01:00:21Let's go finish it.
01:00:22Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter, not me, on which she forged my signature.
01:00:30What?
01:00:31That's completely absurd.
01:00:35Is this true?
01:00:37She's crazy.
01:00:38Security!
01:00:40She confessed to it all last night.
01:00:42Right after she tried to kill me.
01:00:45Asher, you love me.
01:00:48We're getting married today.
01:00:50Go, go, go!
01:00:52Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:00:55You're ruining everything!
01:01:01Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:03You're ruining everything!
01:01:05Beth, how could you?
01:01:07I did it for you, baby, for us!
01:01:09Get off me!
01:01:15I will kill you.
01:01:16I will kill you!
01:01:18Get off me!
01:01:22Hey!
01:01:23No!
01:01:24Asher.
01:01:26No, no, no, no, no!
01:01:28I, Beth, how long did you take me?
01:01:31Asher, I'm over here, I'm going to be a big climb!
01:01:33Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:01:38You okay?
01:01:41Yeah, I think so.
01:01:42Come on.
01:01:43Okay.
01:01:44Good.
01:01:45God.
01:01:46Someone grab a chair.
01:01:50You okay?
01:01:52Yeah, I think so.
01:01:54Okay.
01:01:56Good.
01:01:57God.
01:01:58Someone grab a chair.
01:02:04Babe.
01:02:05Hey.
01:02:06Wake up, babe.
01:02:08Baby, wake up.
01:02:09Baby.
01:02:10Hey, wake up.
01:02:11Wake up, baby.
01:02:13Leanne.
01:02:14Oh.
01:02:15Asher.
01:02:16Yes, it's me.
01:02:18And it's all over.
01:02:25I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:27I'm more sorry.
01:02:29You saved me.
01:02:30You're my hero.
01:02:31Oh.
01:02:31Oh.
01:02:31Oh.
01:02:31Oh.
01:02:31Oh.
01:02:31Oh.
01:02:31Oh.
01:02:31Oh.
01:02:32Oh.
01:02:32Oh.
01:02:32Oh.
01:02:33Oh.
01:02:33Oh.
01:02:33Oh.
01:02:33Oh.
01:02:34Oh.
01:02:34Oh.
01:02:34Oh.
01:02:34Oh.
01:02:34Oh.
01:02:34Oh.
01:02:34Oh.
01:02:34Oh.
01:02:35Oh.
01:02:35Oh.
01:02:36Oh.
01:02:36I love you.
01:02:39I love you, Leanne.
01:02:45Come here.
01:02:46Let me help you.
01:02:47Come on.
01:02:48Uh, but, before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.
01:03:06Will you marry me?
01:03:11Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:03:18They say that sex ruins everything, but sometimes, it makes everything better.
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