Skip to playerSkip to main content
  • 1 day ago
'The Voice' Exclusive 'Real Housewives' Spoof
Transcript
00:00It's a new season and everyone's got to watch out because now I'm on my A-game.
00:07I'm looking for the person that can win the boys. That's my job. That's what they hired me to do.
00:12I am definitely here to win. If I'm not here to win, then I shouldn't be here at all.
00:17I think that every season I'm a threat to every coach. I always want to win. It's fun.
00:22I definitely noticed Blake and Adam's bromance. Those who are an interesting pair.
00:32Boys rule, girls drool.
00:34Are you saying that this whole girl power thing is like girl powder thing?
00:39Yeah, more like girl powder. That's what I say, too.
00:42They're just very interesting.
00:44Hey, guys.
00:45Hey, we were just talking about how awesome you guys are.
00:47I was like, isn't Jennifer awesome?
00:51And Blake's like, totally.
00:52But I said, well, don't leave Miley out of that.
00:54Yeah, I'm like, she's awesome.
00:56Thank you all. We were just having that same conversation about you two.
01:00I don't believe you.
01:02And it's always fun to see, like, what tricks each coach is going to pull out of their hat.
01:06I have the best team ever and I'm going to win the whole thing.
01:09No, Miley. I have the best team ever and I'm going to win the whole thing.
01:12No, I have the best team ever.
01:13You kind of don't know what's going to happen from day to day.
01:15What Blake up to, what Adam up to, what Miley going to do.
01:18You've got the worst sweater ever, though. That's for damn sure.
01:20Oh, dude.
01:22I don't know. This is interesting.
01:25Same old tricks.
01:31Boop.
01:32Ah, .
01:34Adam is a backstabber in his pitching style.
01:36Sometimes he's really on my team and then when he really wants somebody, he's not playing favorites with me.
01:40Don't underestimate the power of Miley.
01:42I'm your guy and I think that I've been your guy from the beginning other than the small speed bump, which was Miley.
01:47I'm an optimistic person, but the energy has changed.
01:51Any coach can beat you.
01:53It ain't going to be easy for him.
01:54Ha ha, have fun.
01:55I look at the other three coaches and I see inexperience.
01:58You guys don't have any steals?
02:00What a bunch of losers.
02:02I see egos.
02:03I mean, if we're going to talk with ego, I've got a big-ass ego I can drag into this thing and we can start talking.
02:10Wow.
02:11There it comes.
02:12Hello again.
02:13I see trauma and I see derailment.
02:17I love when Blake gets mad.
02:18Me too.
02:19I like when he gets riled up.
02:20You know what mama says, keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer.
02:24Ooh, who about to win this?
02:27Over here at BS Prods.
02:29That was priceless.
02:32I see disaster.
02:34All four coaches, are we going to have a good little time together?
02:39Ooh, I can't wait.
02:40I want to puke.
02:41There's vomit coming up right now.
02:43I want to puke too.
02:44This loving relationship is heavy on the hate side, but there is a lot of love there too.
02:49Oh.
02:50I'm cool with it.
02:53Gotta hand it to you, buddy.
Be the first to comment
Add your comment

Recommended