'The Voice' Exclusive 'Real Housewives' Spoof

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00:00It's a new season and everyone's got to watch out because now I'm on my A-game.

00:07I'm looking for the person that can win the boys. That's my job. That's what they hired me to do.

00:12I am definitely here to win. If I'm not here to win, then I shouldn't be here at all.

00:17I think that every season I'm a threat to every coach. I always want to win. It's fun.

00:22I definitely noticed Blake and Adam's bromance. Those who are an interesting pair.

00:32Boys rule, girls drool.

00:34Are you saying that this whole girl power thing is like girl powder thing?

00:39Yeah, more like girl powder. That's what I say, too.

00:42They're just very interesting.

00:44Hey, guys.

00:45Hey, we were just talking about how awesome you guys are.

00:47I was like, isn't Jennifer awesome?

00:51And Blake's like, totally.

00:52But I said, well, don't leave Miley out of that.

00:54Yeah, I'm like, she's awesome.

00:56Thank you all. We were just having that same conversation about you two.

01:00I don't believe you.

01:02And it's always fun to see, like, what tricks each coach is going to pull out of their hat.

01:06I have the best team ever and I'm going to win the whole thing.

01:09No, Miley. I have the best team ever and I'm going to win the whole thing.

01:12No, I have the best team ever.

01:13You kind of don't know what's going to happen from day to day.

01:15What Blake up to, what Adam up to, what Miley going to do.

01:18You've got the worst sweater ever, though. That's for damn sure.

01:20Oh, dude.

01:22I don't know. This is interesting.

01:25Same old tricks.

01:31Boop.

01:32Ah, .

01:34Adam is a backstabber in his pitching style.

01:36Sometimes he's really on my team and then when he really wants somebody, he's not playing favorites with me.

01:40Don't underestimate the power of Miley.

01:42I'm your guy and I think that I've been your guy from the beginning other than the small speed bump, which was Miley.

01:47I'm an optimistic person, but the energy has changed.

01:51Any coach can beat you.

01:53It ain't going to be easy for him.

01:54Ha ha, have fun.

01:55I look at the other three coaches and I see inexperience.

01:58You guys don't have any steals?

02:00What a bunch of losers.

02:02I see egos.

02:03I mean, if we're going to talk with ego, I've got a big-ass ego I can drag into this thing and we can start talking.

02:10Wow.

02:11There it comes.

02:12Hello again.

02:13I see trauma and I see derailment.

02:17I love when Blake gets mad.

02:18Me too.

02:19I like when he gets riled up.

02:20You know what mama says, keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer.

02:24Ooh, who about to win this?

02:27Over here at BS Prods.

02:29That was priceless.

02:32I see disaster.

02:34All four coaches, are we going to have a good little time together?

02:39Ooh, I can't wait.

02:40I want to puke.

02:41There's vomit coming up right now.

02:43I want to puke too.

02:44This loving relationship is heavy on the hate side, but there is a lot of love there too.

02:49Oh.

02:50I'm cool with it.

02:53Gotta hand it to you, buddy.

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