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Step into the wacky world of Mutt & Jeff and Bugoff in this hilarious 1973 classic! πŸ€ͺ✨
These timeless cartoon characters take you on a rollercoaster of laughter, fun, and slapstick humor.
Enjoy a nostalgic trip back to the golden age of animation β€” all from the Public Domain collection! πŸ•°οΈπŸŽ¨

πŸ’« Cartoon Name: The Weird Adventures Of Mutt & Jeff And Bugoff (1973)
πŸ“Ί Genre: Comedy, Classic Animation
πŸ“€ Source: Public Domain Collection

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00:00:00You can change your name, you can change your shape, you can run away, but you can't escape.
00:00:25You can change your coat, you can change your face, but you won't be going, going any, anyplace.
00:00:36Our boys are on the trail, where you simply will not fail.
00:00:42Our boys are on the track, they'll surely bring you back.
00:00:49Oh, you can change your size, can grow small or big, you can change your hat, and you can change your wig.
00:01:01Take a tip, Mr. Spy, don't try to be alone, but dog your steps, they'll tap your phone, you'll never get away from the agents of the USA.
00:01:17Oh, you can do your best, you can do your worst, but I can't promise we'll get there first.
00:01:30I am Mutt, a tall, dark, dynamic one, and let me tell you in strict confidence, I work for an agency so secret, I don't even know its name myself.
00:01:51I am Jeff, short, fair, and debonair.
00:02:05I work with Mutt, who always picks on me, but it's alright, being a bald guy is a career too.
00:02:12And in my futile, fumbling way, I sometimes get the job done.
00:02:42I am Boris Baga, chief of counter, counter, counter intelligence for Smug Poo.
00:02:50And what is Smug Poo, you may ask?
00:02:52Well, Smug Poo is the federation of all the underground organizations serving all the enemies of the USA,
00:02:59and staffed by people like me.
00:03:01In all modesty, the sleekest, slimiest, most successful super spy in the entire espionage racket.
00:03:10Yes, my business is information, my talent transformation.
00:03:15So, Mutt and Jeff and their imperialist employers, you beware.
00:03:34New assignment, Jeff.
00:03:36We have to get Bug on. They think he's changed into a dog.
00:03:41Why, the dirty hound.
00:03:43Well, I'm gonna disguise you as a pooch and set you on his trail.
00:03:47I'll need a little sniffing practice first.
00:03:50Okay, I'll start you off with something easy.
00:03:53What a strong fragrance. Should be simple to pick it up.
00:03:58Here I come, ready or not.
00:04:03Atta boy, keep going.
00:04:05How am I doing?
00:04:07You're a natural.
00:04:09Okay, Jeff. Here's a real doggy outfit.
00:04:26Does it come with fleas?
00:04:28Well, we want it to be convincing.
00:04:30There's a suspect.
00:04:35I'll see if I can smell Borscht on his breath.
00:04:39Stupid Americans.
00:04:41Show them a little affection and they flip.
00:04:44I'll get this sucker to adopt me and I'll steal his secrets.
00:04:54How am I doing, Mutt?
00:05:12Shut up. You'll blow your cover.
00:05:15Listen, comrades. They're speaking English.
00:05:18I hereby pronounce this pooch as the breed.
00:05:24Not sure what breed, but the best.
00:05:26Oh, Mutt. Oh, Jeff.
00:05:27Do you think dogs are deaf?
00:05:29Oh, oh, brother.
00:05:30They're talking to each other.
00:05:32Why did you give the prize to Jeff in disguise?
00:05:48What happened? Where's Jeff?
00:05:51Oh, no.
00:05:52Faster.
00:05:53He's getting away.
00:05:57Stop. Stop, you miserable hounds.
00:05:59Let them alone.
00:06:03So far, so good.
00:06:05But I've got to finish the job.
00:06:09I shall impersonate a sausage man
00:06:12and prepare a terrible fate for Jeff.
00:06:18And now the dastardly plot
00:06:20unwinds, unwinds, unwinds.
00:06:22Far off is now the sausage man
00:06:24who grinds and grinds
00:06:26for all the sausage he can.
00:06:28And the creatures who enter his care
00:06:30are much the worst for wear.
00:06:32Beware, beware, beware.
00:06:38Here, Jeff. Good Jeff.
00:06:40Come on, boy. The midwagon's waiting.
00:06:44Oh, no. I don't belong with this group.
00:06:46I can explain everything.
00:06:52Stop. Stop. Let them go.
00:06:54You have a non-dog there.
00:06:55Case of mistaken identity. Stop.
00:06:57Hey, Ma. Get me out of here.
00:06:59Tell them about unofficial business.
00:07:03Stop. Stop.
00:07:05You suspicious character.
00:07:07Cease and desist.
00:07:08I insist you desist.
00:07:10Come on back.
00:07:12I'm warning you.
00:07:13And I'm authorized to hit your warnings.
00:07:15Because I'm an agent of the USA.
00:07:20Hip, hip, hooray.
00:07:22An agent of the USA.
00:07:40Unboarded truck, comrade.
00:07:41You will find Jeff, the capitalist spy,
00:07:42in this shipment.
00:07:43Please, sir. It's all a mistake.
00:07:44Shut up, exploiter. We've got you now.
00:07:45I may resemble the dog at the moment,
00:07:46but it's only temporary.
00:07:47Down the chute, Jeff.
00:07:48Exploiter.
00:07:50Imperialist, capitalist dog.
00:07:52Into the grinder, if you were.
00:07:54Why don't we negotiate?
00:07:55A very tasty sausage roll.
00:07:57A very tasty sausage roll over.
00:07:59You're running away.
00:08:00By the way, in the shipman.
00:08:01Why?
00:08:02In the shipment.
00:08:03The shipman.
00:08:04Please, sir.
00:08:06It's all a mistake.
00:08:07Shut up, exploited.
00:08:08We've got you now.
00:08:09I may resemble the dog at the moment,
00:08:11but it's only temporary.
00:08:12Down the chute, Jeff.
00:08:14Exploiter, imperialist, capitalist dog.
00:08:15Into the grinder, if you were.
00:08:16A very tasty sausage we'll make and be served to the commissar himself for breakfast.
00:08:22It's a great honor.
00:08:25I decline the honor.
00:08:27I should have listened to my dear mother.
00:08:29She wanted me to be a dentist.
00:08:31I'll take that.
00:08:33It's a deadly weapon.
00:08:35My bro.
00:08:37Ruins.
00:08:38Mimms.
00:08:39Die.
00:08:40You dog.
00:08:41Quick, sit back.
00:08:42That's the ticket.
00:08:43Here I come, Jeff.
00:08:49Wait.
00:08:50I'm a government agent.
00:08:51Meet, Inspector, eh?
00:08:53Take a first-hand look.
00:08:56Stop.
00:08:57Put on the brakes.
00:08:58That's my partner.
00:09:00Unsausage him immediately.
00:09:01Absolutely immediately.
00:09:07Courage, pal.
00:09:08Help is coming.
00:09:10This way, mutt.
00:09:11Upward and onward.
00:09:13Take the lid out, little man.
00:09:15We're late for our next assignment.
00:09:18Don't you think we raid a vacation?
00:09:20But we shall meet on your next assignment.
00:09:28Next assignment, boys.
00:09:29I shall spy on your fleet near Hawaii, disguised as a whale, a male whale.
00:09:40That purple line is me on the way to Hawaii.
00:09:42And the red, white, and blue is Mud and me racing to head him off.
00:09:46What an evil enemy, how they lie and cheat.
00:09:48This ship is sent by Smogpoo to spy upon our fleet.
00:09:51It is the job of Bug-Off to see they do not fail.
00:09:53He guards that evil spy ship in the shape of a whale.
00:09:56Ah, but our heroes are alert.
00:09:58They're right on Bug-Off's trail in a two-man submarine, painted like a whale.
00:10:02A female whale.
00:10:04A female whale.
00:10:10Let's see what Help Wanted says today.
00:10:12I'm fed up with secret agenting.
00:10:16Hours are long, pay is low, and the work is much too dangerous.
00:10:21I'll find another job and let Mutt be the hero.
00:10:25Jeff's standing watch.
00:10:26Why doesn't he report in?
00:10:29Look at that lazy lout.
00:10:31Reading a paper instead of searching a horizon for enemy ships.
00:10:34Building superintendent.
00:10:40That is janitor.
00:10:41Garbage cans.
00:10:43I'll shake him up, the loafer.
00:10:46I'll dive.
00:10:49Help!
00:10:51It's too deep to swim.
00:10:54I can't swim anyway.
00:10:57And if I don't drown, the fish will leave me.
00:11:01Help!
00:11:02Sometimes it's useful being a coward.
00:11:12Boofing off, eh?
00:11:14Swamp that dick and swab it clean.
00:11:17I'm an intelligence agent.
00:11:19I should be using my brains, not a mop.
00:11:22Might as well take that janitor job and make it official.
00:11:25Why does Jeff do the dirty work while Mutt takes full command?
00:11:29Why does Jeff put up with it?
00:11:32It's hard to understand.
00:11:35What's that?
00:11:36It's sob.
00:11:37It wails.
00:11:38It's mine.
00:11:39It kept in.
00:11:40It kept in.
00:11:40Ready?
00:11:42Load.
00:11:43Fire!
00:11:43Why does Jeff take it on the chin?
00:11:48Why does he consent?
00:11:51To rule all the pesky chores this tormentor can invent.
00:11:54Oh, this is exactly why I was reading the want ads.
00:12:09Mutt!
00:12:10Mutt!
00:12:11Submerge, will you?
00:12:12Get off the dime!
00:12:14Dive!
00:12:15Now listen to the reason.
00:12:18It's called the rule of two.
00:12:21If you're a natural victim, there's a bully just for you.
00:12:28Competence!
00:12:29Out of my way!
00:12:30I'll do it!
00:12:32The defense is great, but I need a score!
00:12:38He dares to return our fire?
00:12:41Load!
00:12:42Load!
00:12:42He must have outgone that little rod.
00:12:45Ready!
00:12:46Aim!
00:12:47Fire!
00:12:48Mutt!
00:12:48Can you hear me?
00:12:49Dive!
00:12:53The nerve of that American!
00:12:56He's actually counter-attacking!
00:12:59I'm so angry, I don't know what to do!
00:13:01But I'll do it anyway!
00:13:04Come on, stupid!
00:13:05Load the cannon!
00:13:06Immediately!
00:13:12I've just decided to volunteer for a boarding party!
00:13:19Now where's he going?
00:13:22Come on, Mutt!
00:13:23Do something!
00:13:24Don't stand there eyeballing!
00:13:27I'm really not this brave!
00:13:29It's just momentum!
00:13:30Go first!
00:13:32Incompetence!
00:13:34Hi!
00:13:35Good afternoon, mates!
00:13:37Nice breeze today!
00:13:38You will tell no tales in Washington, my friend!
00:13:42Let's discuss this a little!
00:13:44Jeff needs help, but I hate to get too close!
00:13:47Two, two, the good old rule of two!
00:13:52If you're a natural fall guy, there's a con man just for you!
00:14:02Two, two, it's called the rule of two!
00:14:07If you're meant to be the jet type, there's a Mutt in store for you!
00:14:14Mutt!
00:14:15Mutt!
00:14:15Where are you?
00:14:17This is a crucial point in the field, so let's understand each other.
00:14:24I am not the sub, but the bugger in the shape of a whale!
00:14:30And I've come to capture Jeff, who has been allowed to escape by that stupid Capitan and
00:14:36his stupider crew!
00:14:40Thanks for picking me up, Mutt!
00:14:42You saved me from a terrible fate!
00:14:44Hey, Mutt, not so fast!
00:14:48Slow down!
00:14:52Open the hatch and let me in!
00:14:55Help!
00:14:55I am no sub, Mr. Jeff!
00:14:56I am your old friend, Bug-Off!
00:15:01Bug-Off?
00:15:02Oh, no, not Bug-Off!
00:15:06A female!
00:15:08What is she doing so far now?
00:15:11Looking for a boyfriend, no doubt!
00:15:15A trifle, Bug-Off!
00:15:16But that is what I like!
00:15:20Hey, what are you sore about?
00:15:22Take a dive, Yank!
00:15:24I have business below!
00:15:26Please, I can't swim!
00:15:28Please, I can't swim!
00:15:30Well, I guess you'll have to drown!
00:15:32Yuck!
00:15:32I'm going after the plush female!
00:15:35And here's a crowd!
00:15:39Beat's swimming, but how long can I keep it up?
00:15:44The little lady disappeared!
00:15:45All your fault!
00:15:47I'm sure she'll come back!
00:15:49She'll just swim nicely on top of the waves, and I'll help you look for her!
00:15:54But you must stop the bucking!
00:15:57All right, Boris!
00:15:58We got enough bombs to blow up Hawaii and the Panama Canal, too!
00:16:03Bombs!
00:16:04A cargo of hydrogen bombs!
00:16:06The fiends mean to land on our beaches and blow up the whole country!
00:16:12Here come the good guys!
00:16:14Hooray!
00:16:15Hooray!
00:16:16Hooray!
00:16:17Here come the agents!
00:16:18Of the USA!
00:16:19Run away, bad guys!
00:16:20Run away, away!
00:16:21Just one American!
00:16:22Is worth a hundredth old!
00:16:23Every real American!
00:16:24Is brave and loyal and true!
00:16:25His favorite colors are!
00:16:26The red, white and blue!
00:16:27Here come the good guys!
00:16:28Hooray!
00:16:29Hooray!
00:16:30Hooray!
00:16:31Here come the agents!
00:16:32Of the USA!
00:16:33Here come the good guys!
00:16:34Hooray!
00:16:35Hooray!
00:16:36Hooray!
00:16:37Hooray!
00:16:38Here come the agents!
00:16:39Of the USA!
00:16:40Here come the agents!
00:16:41Here come the agents!
00:16:42Of the USA!
00:16:50Got him!
00:16:51You're all under arrest!
00:16:52Make for the nearest shore!
00:16:53Keep cool and we'll find your girlfriend!
00:16:58I don't know if I caught the enemy or lost a sub!
00:17:02If I lose his sub, my chance of promotion is zero!
00:17:06Absolute zero!
00:17:07On the other hand, if I stick with them, they can drown me any time they want!
00:17:14Look Bug-Off!
00:17:15It's the girlfriend!
00:17:16Wait for me!
00:17:18My finny beauty!
00:17:23Hey Mutt!
00:17:24Am I saving you?
00:17:25Or are you saving me?
00:17:26I guess you better save me!
00:17:33Thanks pal!
00:17:34Think nothing of it!
00:17:35Ah!
00:17:36My little Minnow!
00:17:38You are mine!
00:17:39You're mine!
00:17:40You're mine!
00:17:41You're mine!
00:17:42Sometimes my passion is devouring!
00:17:51We did it!
00:17:52Yes sir!
00:17:53We did!
00:17:58There go the bad guys!
00:17:59Buh-hoo!
00:18:00Buh-hoo!
00:18:01Another big defeat for old small Pooh!
00:18:04Then pushed by the good guys!
00:18:05Hooray!
00:18:06Hooray!
00:18:07Hooray!
00:18:08Then pushed by the agents of the USA!
00:18:11What a follow-up!
00:18:12I was tricked!
00:18:13Just because I let them take advantage of my passionate nature!
00:18:16In every corner of the map we have an honest chap!
00:18:17Stealing secrets for the USA!
00:18:23The CIA, the USA!
00:18:24Hip hip hooray!
00:18:25He's busy busy busy!
00:18:26Night and day!
00:18:27In every far off latitude he shows the proper attitude toward the interests of the USA!
00:18:30But some who's busy too!
00:18:31Doing what they do!
00:18:32To destroy the USA!
00:18:33To destroy the USA!
00:18:34Busy busy busy busy busy!
00:18:35Night and day!
00:18:36Doing all they do!
00:18:37To thwart the USA!
00:18:38To thwart the USA!
00:18:39To thwart the USA!
00:18:40To thwart the USA!
00:18:41To thwart the USA!
00:18:42To thwart the USA!
00:18:43The CIA, the USA!
00:18:44The CIA, the USA!
00:18:45Hip hip hooray!
00:18:46He's busy busy busy!
00:18:47Night and day!
00:18:48In every far off latitude he shows the proper attitude toward the interests of the USA!
00:18:53But some who's busy too!
00:18:55Doing what they do!
00:18:56To destroy the USA!
00:18:59Busy busy busy!
00:19:01Night and day!
00:19:03Doing all they may!
00:19:05To thwart the USA!
00:19:07Yes, bug offs on the move!
00:19:10Keeping in the groove!
00:19:12Busy busy busy!
00:19:13Night and day!
00:19:15Oh, what dirty work!
00:19:16How do we make?
00:19:17I really dig this assignment!
00:19:19It's like a vacation with pain!
00:19:21Your vacation's over!
00:19:22I got a special job for you!
00:19:24But I want to see the bull fight!
00:19:26You'll see it all right!
00:19:27From close up!
00:19:28You are going to fight the bull!
00:19:31Who?
00:19:32Me?
00:19:33You as Toreador and me as your manager!
00:19:35It's a great cover!
00:19:46Looks like a very rough sport!
00:19:47Nonsense!
00:19:51Hey!
00:19:52Take it easy!
00:19:53I was just standing there!
00:19:54Caramba!
00:19:55This is not for me!
00:19:56Come back here!
00:19:57Stop!
00:19:58Stop!
00:19:59Wait a second!
00:20:00Stop!
00:20:01You coward!
00:20:02Where are you going?
00:20:03Elsewhere!
00:20:04Elsewhere!
00:20:05Bring it off!
00:20:06Why am I wearing your hat?
00:20:07You're chickening out!
00:20:08I'm shocked and surprised!
00:20:09I'm sorry!
00:20:10I'm sorry!
00:20:11I'm sorry!
00:20:12It'll help your footwork!
00:20:13I sure need help!
00:20:14Help!
00:20:15Help!
00:20:16Help!
00:20:17Help!
00:20:18Help!
00:20:19Help!
00:20:20Help!
00:20:21Help!
00:20:22Help!
00:20:23Help!
00:20:24Help!
00:20:25Help!
00:20:26Help!
00:20:27Help!
00:20:28Help!
00:20:29Help!
00:20:30Help!
00:20:31Help!
00:20:32Help!
00:20:33Help!
00:20:34Help!
00:20:35Help!
00:20:36Help!
00:20:37Help!
00:20:38Help!
00:20:39Help!
00:20:40Help!
00:20:41Now for the costume.
00:20:46Ah, just the thing.
00:20:50Here you are, complete wardrobe.
00:20:52What the well-dressed Toreador will wear.
00:21:02And now you're dressed to kill.
00:21:04Or be killed.
00:21:06Remember, keep bouncing.
00:21:08Thanks, pal.
00:21:11If I weren't a secret agent, this would be called drag.
00:21:35Might as well make a production out of it.
00:21:39Hooray!
00:21:41Hooray!
00:21:46They think they're very clever.
00:21:48But I, Bugga, will support their plans.
00:21:52Senor Jeff is going to be very surprised.
00:21:58Oh man, that's prime beef.
00:22:00Well, gringo, we meet again under some more favorable circumstances.
00:22:09It's Bugga.
00:22:10Three tons of bull on the hook.
00:22:11Plus, fog pool tactics.
00:22:13What a mismatch.
00:22:14How about a truce, Bugga?
00:22:16I accept nothing but total surrender.
00:22:21Oh dear, looks like company.
00:22:24Buenas dias, senorita.
00:22:26Allow me to introduce myself.
00:22:28You are a very pretty muchacha.
00:22:30You are a very pretty muchacha.
00:22:41Uh-oh.
00:22:42Wrong end.
00:22:43There's a big purse on this fight.
00:22:58If you take a dive, I'll split it with you.
00:23:00Are you trying to bribe an agent of smug poo?
00:23:01Yes.
00:23:02What kind of a deal do you have in mind?
00:23:0360, 40.
00:23:04Piker.
00:23:05How about 50, 50?
00:23:06I can make more money by liquidating you and collecting a bonus from smug poo.
00:23:09Sorry to hear you say that.
00:23:10Ah, senorita.
00:23:11Ah, senorita.
00:23:12A little hairy.
00:23:13But . . .
00:23:30I hope the crowd's enjoying this.
00:23:34I'm not.
00:23:35I'm not.
00:23:37I'm not enjoying this! I'm not!
00:23:42Not so fast, senor! I'm not the kind of a girl!
00:23:46You are exactly the kind I like, Chiquita!
00:23:49Mott! Where are you, Mott?
00:23:51Nobody can help you now!
00:23:53Please, sir, let me go!
00:23:56Let you go? What a strange idea!
00:23:59Oh, my! Look at that nasty beast!
00:24:07They have been interrupted at a crucial moment.
00:24:10The bad guys! Buh-hoo! Buh-hoo! Buh-hoo!
00:24:12Another big defeat for Old Small Pooh!
00:24:15That pushed by the good guys! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
00:24:18That pushed by the agents of the USA!
00:24:22And now, my chesty friend, I have the upper hand, it seems!
00:24:29Huh? Huh? Huh?
00:24:32Huh?
00:24:33Huh?
00:24:34Stop that beast!
00:24:50Please, El Toro. I am a native like you.
00:24:53Caramba!
00:24:55Huh?
00:24:56Huh?
00:25:01Huh?
00:25:07Huh?
00:25:10Huh!
00:25:15Ah!
00:25:17Hm?
00:25:19Huh?
00:25:22I am a superior officer.
00:25:34I will lead the way.
00:25:36That's because the enemy's behind us.
00:25:42Mutt, I think he really means it.
00:25:52Oh, Jeff, I left him all alone to face a raging bull.
00:26:02For the good of the service, of course.
00:26:09Eh, my bull disguise like my whale disguise is a failure.
00:26:14So I give it up and change back to bug off
00:26:17and decide not to use animal disguises anymore.
00:26:19From now on, I shall find Mutt and Jeff's weaknesses, not my own.
00:26:24They are men, they must like women.
00:26:25So I will tempt them by changing into a real live Mexican belly dancer.
00:26:34Just call me Tequila Maguila,
00:26:38the great historiador in all Mexico.
00:26:42And that's no bull, boys.
00:26:46It ain't the bandito, kiddies.
00:26:51It ain't the bandito.
00:26:52La, la, la, la.
00:26:53Wiggle, turn, wiggle, turn.
00:26:55La, la, la, la, la.
00:26:58What's wrong, boys?
00:26:59Don't you dig the fancy dancing?
00:27:02Watch this.
00:27:03Look at this time around.
00:27:05Oh, if that little one with whiskers tries to kiss me,
00:27:10I'll slap his face.
00:27:13Turn around, watch this.
00:27:16Wait till Superman finds out I stole his cape.
00:27:20Wait.
00:27:22Once more around the bullring.
00:27:25Watch the footwork, fellas.
00:27:32Watch the footwork and the cape work and the bracelet work.
00:27:37Here we go.
00:27:38Come on, bull.
00:27:39Come on, bull.
00:27:40Olay, olay, olay.
00:27:46Watch my feet.
00:27:52Oh, don't be so nosy.
00:27:53No sale.
00:28:05When an American agent is on the job,
00:28:07he just won't be tempted.
00:28:10Once more across the map,
00:28:12our heroes fly
00:28:13to meet the constant peril
00:28:15of saboteur and spy.
00:28:17Now they go from Mexico
00:28:18to another land
00:28:19of pyramids and mummies
00:28:21and desert sand.
00:28:25I failed.
00:28:26I'll try another animal disguise.
00:28:28They will never suspect me as a camel,
00:28:30but don't worry.
00:28:31I will give them their lumps.
00:28:32Well, Mutt, here we are in the desert.
00:28:37Now what?
00:28:38We must head for the pyramid
00:28:39where our Arab contact,
00:28:42Ali Babble,
00:28:43will meet us at the mummy vault.
00:28:46How do we know we're going right?
00:28:47I'm following the map.
00:28:49Meeting Ali Babble, eh?
00:28:51Well, I shall be there too
00:28:54and we shall see
00:28:55what we shall see.
00:29:00I'll give him a six-day supply of water.
00:29:02My goodness!
00:29:03This fellow holds a lot of fluid.
00:29:06Oh, my!
00:29:07An overflow!
00:29:09Watch what you're doing, stupid.
00:29:11He developed a leak.
00:29:12Oh.
00:29:12Oh, my goodness!
00:29:22Look at that, will you?
00:29:23Well, do something, idiot!
00:29:25Stop talking like that.
00:29:27I've never repaired a camel before.
00:29:29So what?
00:29:29An American agent
00:29:30is supposed to be resourceful.
00:29:32I'm resourceful.
00:29:33I'm resourceful.
00:29:37Well, take us to the pyramid.
00:29:40Pyramid.
00:29:41Yes, sir.
00:29:43Who ever heard of a camel speaking English?
00:29:47Explain yourself.
00:29:48I have worked for many Americans, sir.
00:29:52And have a very quick ear.
00:29:56Okay, chum.
00:29:58Climb aboard.
00:30:04Come on.
00:30:05Take the lead out.
00:30:06Just trust your friendly camel, sir.
00:30:10He will take you where you want to go.
00:30:17Hey!
00:30:18He's accelerating!
00:30:19Please!
00:30:20I am not accustomed to such mistreatment.
00:30:23He's very sensitive.
00:30:25You're losing the balance.
00:30:28Hold tight.
00:30:30Hey, you!
00:30:31Slow up!
00:30:32I'm only a camel, it's true.
00:30:35But I have myself respect.
00:30:38I think he's putting us on.
00:30:40Or putting us off.
00:30:41We have arrived.
00:30:43We have arrived.
00:30:46They look rather unfriendly.
00:30:48A little camouflage will do the trick.
00:30:53Well, that'll do it.
00:30:54Absolutely.
00:30:58Many of our brothers are getting rich selling secrets to Americans.
00:31:02Why don't they come here?
00:31:04We have some secrets to sell, too.
00:31:07Look dangerous, don't they?
00:31:09I appoint you a scouring party.
00:31:12Somehow I expected that appointment.
00:31:15Well, here goes.
00:31:17Well, on target.
00:31:24Ow!
00:31:25Hey, watch where you're aiming that thing.
00:31:27I don't like your tone of voice.
00:31:30Well, it worked once.
00:31:32If we can get them fighting with each other,
00:31:34we can sneak past into the pyramid.
00:31:41Ow!
00:31:42You shot me in the back.
00:31:44That's the only place a patriotic Arab is ever shot.
00:31:47But I didn't do it.
00:31:49For shame.
00:31:51Brother must not fight brother.
00:31:53Who asked you to butt in?
00:32:03Never quit when you're behind.
00:32:08Go on, open the mummy case.
00:32:11Who, me?
00:32:12Yes, you.
00:32:13That's a direct order.
00:32:17Excuse me, is the water the...
00:32:25Put it back!
00:32:26Stuff it back in that box!
00:32:27All right, all right!
00:32:32Now open that one.
00:32:35Oh, dear.
00:32:36Strange things happen in pyramids.
00:32:37Yes, very strange.
00:32:39What were they doing in that mummy case?
00:32:58Do cats eat mummies?
00:33:00Repulsive thought!
00:33:02Hey, scat you cats!
00:33:03We got things to do!
00:33:04Now, what are you waiting for?
00:33:05Open that one!
00:33:07Hello, boys!
00:33:09Sounds like Ali Babble.
00:33:10Are you Ali Babble?
00:33:12Yes, I am Ali Babble.
00:33:14We'll both get promotions for this.
00:33:16But, honey, I'm suffocating in this costume.
00:33:19You'll have to get me out of here so I can give you my information.
00:33:22And it will be most difficult.
00:33:24Those guards are killers.
00:33:26You smuggle them out.
00:33:27I'll stand in.
00:33:29Brothers, why do we fight among ourselves?
00:33:32It's safer than fighting other people.
00:33:36I hear something.
00:33:42Not so tight.
00:33:43Leave me room to breathe.
00:33:45Don't breathe too hard or you'll blow your cover.
00:33:52Let's go in and see.
00:33:54Don't try to follow us out of here until it gets dark.
00:33:58And now for Ali Babble.
00:34:00There's something in there.
00:34:09Come on!
00:34:09What's going on in there?
00:34:32Oh, nothing.
00:34:34Nothing at all.
00:34:35Let's find a rich American and sell him the information.
00:34:39But that wouldn't be honest.
00:34:41Honest?
00:34:42Yes!
00:34:43What does this mean?
00:34:44That's an American expression.
00:34:46Means four square.
00:34:49Upright.
00:34:49Hey!
00:34:50You're an American.
00:34:51Come back.
00:34:52Military secrets for sale cheap.
00:34:53Not interested.
00:34:56We have something called the Pentagon that's drowning in military secrets.
00:35:00And they're not buying anymore until they've used up their old ones.
00:35:04And now, my sandy friends, with deep regret, I bid you all a fond adieu.
00:35:11How about my sister?
00:35:12She can cook, sew, and everything.
00:35:15You don't buy, you die.
00:35:17That's no way to attract customers.
00:35:19Stop and do business or I'll blow your head off.
00:35:21Don't listen to his threats.
00:35:23You're my customer.
00:35:24But I won't last long this way.
00:35:27Don't worry.
00:35:28He can't hit a big target.
00:35:30Let's keep moving then.
00:35:35Hey, I have a cousin in New York.
00:35:38Drives a taxi.
00:35:40You know him?
00:35:42Well, New York's a pretty big place.
00:35:44But not so big as Cairo.
00:35:46No.
00:35:47Whatever you say.
00:35:48I'm just a guest here.
00:35:50So, do we do business or do I shoot you full of holes?
00:35:52Don't try to steal my customer, brother.
00:35:56I'm a moving target, that's what.
00:36:01What's he doing out of his case?
00:36:04Very odd.
00:36:05Yes, very odd.
00:36:07Maybe he's a spy in disguise.
00:36:10We'll soon see.
00:36:14Let us call our brothers and take counsel.
00:36:17A spy.
00:36:24Hey, you.
00:36:25Stop.
00:36:26Don't let him get away.
00:36:31He's getting away.
00:36:33Catch him.
00:36:35Stop, American.
00:36:36We have secrets to sell.
00:36:38These stupid fools.
00:36:50They're letting Martin Jeff escape.
00:36:53With Arabs for allies, you don't need any enemies.
00:36:56Well, I must take a hand myself.
00:36:59Presto.
00:37:00I kidnap Matt and take his place.
00:37:04Turncoats.
00:37:05Cowards.
00:37:06Traitors.
00:37:07You are only trying to do a little business.
00:37:12They don't know how to build roads either.
00:37:16Oh, my head.
00:37:17Oh, my lips.
00:37:19Ah, my shins.
00:37:20Oh.
00:37:23Now you buy things from me or I kill you dead.
00:37:26Okay, you win.
00:37:27What are you peddling?
00:37:31Matt, you made it.
00:37:35How do you like that?
00:37:44Matt, hey.
00:37:45Do I look like a Matt, little man?
00:37:53If this doesn't work,
00:37:55I can always turn myself
00:37:57into an oasis.
00:38:00Well.
00:38:02Round and round
00:38:04she goes.
00:38:06Well, she stops.
00:38:08Nobody knows.
00:38:14Oasis.
00:38:16Shmoasis.
00:38:17What a way to make a living.
00:38:20Shakey, shakey, shakey, shakey, shakey, shakey.
00:38:30Oh, I think I just hurt myself.
00:38:37You're a wiki.
00:38:38Oh.
00:38:40Shake it, but don't break it.
00:38:45That little one reminds me of an Egyptian statue.
00:38:49He swings.
00:38:54You.
00:38:56Grind that coffee.
00:39:06Ah-ha.
00:39:07Finally, I have succeeded in weakening Jeff.
00:39:09A little.
00:39:10If I keep it up,
00:39:11I'll be able to weaken Matt, too.
00:39:20Jeff has been ordered to work off a juggling act
00:39:22so he can land a job in the West Berlin nightclub
00:39:26and report on our activities.
00:39:28And I, bugger, must stop him.
00:39:34Watch this routine.
00:39:36How do you like them bananas?
00:39:37I'm ready for the next lesson.
00:39:43Getting quite skillful, am I not?
00:39:47I must think of something fiendishly clever.
00:39:52I know.
00:39:53I'll put Matt on ice a while.
00:39:55Then I shall take Matt's place
00:39:57and lead Jeff to his distraction.
00:40:01Yes!
00:40:01Clumsy little fool.
00:40:08What's the matter with your voice?
00:40:10You sound different.
00:40:12Never mind my voice.
00:40:13You better get back to lesson one.
00:40:16I'll show you.
00:40:18Now, you just watch this.
00:40:20Then apologize.
00:40:21It's too late to be a dentist, perhaps.
00:40:23But maybe I can still make a career in juggling.
00:40:26See, I can do it.
00:40:30Okay.
00:40:31Take a bow, maestro.
00:40:35The little show-off.
00:40:40It's stuck.
00:40:41Help me.
00:40:42I can't do it.
00:40:44Matt, help me.
00:40:48Stop complaining.
00:40:49I'm trying to help.
00:40:55Can't budge it.
00:40:56What the?
00:40:58Come on.
00:40:59We'll get you to a machine shop.
00:41:01Don't let them use a torch.
00:41:03They'll fry my brains.
00:41:05What brain?
00:41:06Just relax, little pal.
00:41:08Don't worry.
00:41:10Taxi!
00:41:11Taxi!
00:41:14Never get a care when you want one.
00:41:17Hey, that's so rough.
00:41:21You're burning my skull.
00:41:24Please.
00:41:25I'm doing my best.
00:41:28He's driving me up the wall.
00:41:30In my business, I have to do rough things.
00:41:33But I hate to hear my victims complain.
00:41:36What kind of crap you want?
00:41:37I'm doing my stuff.
00:41:39Oh, Mr.
00:41:42I hate to hear my cry.
00:41:47Ah, if OK.
00:41:50Ah, ma.
00:41:54Ah.
00:41:55Oh, ooooh.
00:41:56Oh, oh, oh.
00:42:09Ain't it time for lunch?
00:42:11We can't just leave the safe hangin' there, Woppa.
00:42:14It ain't safe.
00:42:16You get it?
00:42:17It ain't safe.
00:42:19Hmm.
00:42:20I... you'll set up.
00:42:22Over this way.
00:42:24No, not so far.
00:42:26Back this way.
00:42:29That's it.
00:42:31Pretty soon your troubles will be over.
00:42:34A little bit this way.
00:42:36Oh, that way.
00:42:38Good.
00:42:39Not much longer now, little friend.
00:42:49And now, Jeff, your problems will simply melt away.
00:42:54Mark!
00:42:55Mark!
00:42:56Where are you, Mark?
00:42:57Looks like we goofed.
00:42:58Not our fault.
00:42:59The rope broke.
00:43:00Hey, Wilbur.
00:43:01It hit somethin'.
00:43:02No use breakin' our backs.
00:43:03He'll be all squashed anyway.
00:43:04Whoever he is.
00:43:05This'll look bad on our record.
00:43:06Stop worrying.
00:43:07Things fall on people all the time.
00:43:08We've got a nice way of lookin' at life, Wilbur.
00:43:09We've got a nice way of lookin' at life, Wilbur.
00:43:14Pools!
00:43:15Bangalars!
00:43:16Idiots!
00:43:17It can't mean us.
00:43:18Oh, my head!
00:43:19My ribs!
00:43:20Oh, my liver!
00:43:21My kidneys!
00:43:22Where are the kidneys anyway?
00:43:23Easy!
00:43:24Easy!
00:43:25Easy!
00:43:26Don't pull me to pieces!
00:43:27Workers like you are sent to the salt mines!
00:43:30But immediately!
00:43:31Fools!
00:43:32Bangalars!
00:43:33Idiots!
00:43:34It can't mean us!
00:43:35Oh, my head!
00:43:36Oh, my ribs!
00:43:37Oh, my liver!
00:43:38My kidneys!
00:43:39Where are the kidneys anyway?
00:43:41Easy!
00:43:42Easy!
00:43:43Don't pull me to pieces!
00:43:45Workers like you are sent to the salt mines!
00:43:48But immediately!
00:43:49Fools!
00:43:50Bangalars!
00:43:51Idiots!
00:43:52How do you like that?
00:43:53That's gratitude for ya.
00:43:54No way!
00:43:55Fools!
00:43:56Fools!
00:43:57Fools!
00:43:58Fools!
00:43:59Fools!
00:44:00No way, thanks!
00:44:01After all our concern.
00:44:03Fools!
00:44:04Ah!
00:44:05Now!
00:44:06I can have her home...
00:44:07At point!
00:44:09Fools!
00:44:10Fools!
00:44:11Fools!
00:44:12I cut it out!
00:44:14Fools!
00:44:15Fools!
00:44:16Don't be unconquished!
00:44:17I'd like to help!
00:44:18Fools!
00:44:19I need a replacement!
00:44:20Fools!
00:44:21Steady place, man.
00:44:39Suddenly, I'm feeling very elevated.
00:44:42Mott, oh Mott, where are you?
00:44:46It's almost as if I've been taking up pills.
00:44:49Except we secret agents of the USA don't do things like that.
00:45:08I don't know what it is, but I have a certain feeling of insecurity.
00:45:14Mott, Mott, oh Mott!
00:45:19Let's see now.
00:45:22I think it must be this way.
00:45:24Nope, this doesn't seem quite right.
00:45:27Perhaps this way.
00:45:30I'm getting pretty tired of this pot on my head.
00:45:35Mott, Mott answer me please.
00:45:39Huh?
00:45:40Huh?
00:45:41Huh?
00:45:42Hey!
00:45:43What's this?
00:45:44A stairway?
00:45:45An up stairway.
00:45:47Maybe Mott went this way.
00:45:49Help!
00:45:52Oh, goody.
00:45:53Back on the beam.
00:46:03A ladder.
00:46:04Ah, up this ladder now.
00:46:07It's got to go someplace.
00:46:08But where?
00:46:10Curious thing, but my feeling of insecurity has heightened.
00:46:17Wonder where mud is all this while.
00:46:20Come to think of it, not one pleasant thing has happened since this pot got stuck on my head.
00:46:25Mother wanted him to be a dentist in a white coat, safely drilling, filling teeth.
00:46:35He'd be drilling, filling, making money, but he didn't want it so.
00:46:40Mother wanted him to be a dentist.
00:46:41She knew it was a clever way for her son to make a killing in a safe and legal way.
00:46:50Marvelous.
00:46:52Yes!
00:46:53Yes!
00:46:54Yes!
00:46:55Yes!
00:46:56Yes!
00:46:57Yes!
00:46:58Yes!
00:46:59Yes!
00:47:00Yes!
00:47:01Yes!
00:47:02Yes!
00:47:03Yes!
00:47:04Yes!
00:47:05Yes!
00:47:06Yes!
00:47:07Yes!
00:47:08Yes!
00:47:09Yes!
00:47:09Marvelous.
00:47:10What a little sheer terror can do.
00:47:12If he'd listen to his dear old mother, he'd be filling teeth at 30 bucks a throw.
00:47:18He'd be drilling, filling, making money, but he didn't want it so.
00:47:25Mother wanted him to be a dentist.
00:47:30Oh
00:48:00Curses! The little rat has more lies than I can.
00:48:09Once more I shall try to tempt a lucky little fool.
00:48:15I almost succeeded with my belly dancer disguise.
00:48:18Now I try it once more.
00:48:20They say the third time is lucky.
00:48:22Yoo-hoo, Jet!
00:48:25Something tells me this dance is on the beam.
00:48:31There's nothing like dancing to the feel of steel.
00:48:38I'll sit on a trivet and dance on a rivet.
00:48:43Oh, don't you Yammer see my hammer?
00:48:47One, two, three, four.
00:48:53I wonder what I'm doing on this floor.
00:49:00I should have picked the thirteenth floor.
00:49:03Well, that's another story.
00:49:06Let's try something else here.
00:49:09Oh, that's it. One, eight, eight.
00:49:16This would be a good trick if I don't fall off.
00:49:21Tell me, little man, how do you like my construction?
00:49:36All right, so he's too virtuous to be tempted, the little fool.
00:49:47But if he refuses to be distracted by these succulent creatures I concoct for him,
00:49:53then I must return to more violent methods.
00:49:58Special assignment for you.
00:50:00A bit of high-level observation.
00:50:03Report any suspicious activity.
00:50:06Can't I ride inside?
00:50:08This will finish him off once and for all.
00:50:13This has turned out to be a terrible day.
00:50:16Well, might as well get to work.
00:50:19How long can he hang by one foot?
00:50:34Oh, my goodness.
00:50:36I don't know what you are, but you're ugly.
00:50:43Dolly, I must be flipping.
00:50:45And still, he doesn't fall.
00:50:47Fantastic.
00:50:48Maybe it's the legs.
00:50:55It's uglier than ever.
00:50:58Get away!
00:50:59Skat!
00:51:00Beat it!
00:51:01Take off!
00:51:04These things never happen to dentists.
00:51:08That's enough!
00:51:09Fly away!
00:51:11Is your terror doing your stuff?
00:51:16There's Mutt signaling.
00:51:18What does he want now?
00:51:20J-U-M-P.
00:51:23That spells jump!
00:51:26Oh, no.
00:51:27What a disastrous idea.
00:51:29Oh, I should have listened to my dear old mother.
00:51:32I made my big mistake when I refused to go to dental school.
00:51:35The only thing worse than heights is falling off him.
00:51:42Lucky me.
00:51:43I fell into something soft.
00:51:45But I've knocked him quite out of shape.
00:51:47Oh, dear.
00:51:48Looks like a Republican.
00:51:50Oh, this could be bad for my career.
00:51:53I better tidy him up.
00:51:57Here you are.
00:51:58Good as new.
00:52:01He's lucky.
00:52:02He's unbelievable.
00:52:04Are you hurt?
00:52:05Don't know yet.
00:52:07I seem to be fine.
00:52:10Oh, I'm so happy for you, dear Jeff.
00:52:13Now, tease that alarm.
00:52:15Who, me?
00:52:16It's a direct order.
00:52:18I know this elephant.
00:52:23He likes to be teased.
00:52:25Hope you're right.
00:52:26Nya, nya, nya, nya, nya.
00:52:28Nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya.
00:52:32No, he doesn't like it.
00:52:34Nice work, Jumbo.
00:52:38Excellent development.
00:52:39I knew I shouldn't have teased him.
00:52:41Good heavens.
00:52:42Nice kitty.
00:52:43Nice kitty.
00:52:44Nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya.
00:52:49Eat it.
00:52:50Eat it.
00:52:51Eat it.
00:52:52Eat it.
00:52:53It's very tasty.
00:52:54Another one.
00:52:55Come on, lions.
00:52:56Do it.
00:52:57siitΓ€.
00:52:58elevate it.
00:52:59Splendid.
00:53:05They devoured the American agent there.
00:53:08Smog Pooh will pay me a nice fat bonus for this.
00:53:10Let's do that.
00:53:17Krannin.
00:53:19They devour the American agent.
00:53:21There smug poo will pay me a nice fat bonus for this. Hey, not so tight
00:53:31No, it can't be
00:53:33Help mutt. She's getting very affectionate
00:53:38Let her embrace you my friend
00:53:44Thank you ma'am
00:53:51She won't hurt him. She likes him. Come here you. You need a rest. Just sit here a while and relax. I'll take care of that
00:54:21Pah-fooey. Time for a change again. This mutt shape is simply not paying cost
00:54:32Mutt, it's you. What happened?
00:54:35I don't remember a thing. Something funny has been going on
00:54:38We've been given new orders. Our next assignment is in smug poo itself
00:54:44Smug poo? Oh no
00:54:51What's more across the map
00:54:53Our heroes rush
00:54:54Towards smug poo itself
00:54:56On business hush hush
00:54:57In every corner of the map
00:54:59We have an honest chap
00:55:01Stealing secrets for the USA
00:55:03The CIA, the USA
00:55:05Hip hip hooray
00:55:07He's busy busy busy
00:55:09Night and dank
00:55:11Now this sport is big
00:55:13In old smug poo
00:55:15And the champ can do what he wants to do
00:55:18So Mutt is training for this six day race
00:55:21To get out front
00:55:22And check the pace
00:55:24If he wins
00:55:25He'll be a hero
00:55:26You understand
00:55:27Able to steal secrets
00:55:29Throughout our land
00:55:33We're gonna win this race
00:55:34What do you mean?
00:55:35We
00:55:36You and I
00:55:38Not me
00:55:39Climb in quick
00:55:41I don't like this
00:55:43Don't fall stupid
00:55:47You're still bulging
00:55:52We gotta win this race
00:56:00Down
00:56:01We'll do your best
00:56:03Anyway
00:56:04Together
00:56:05We make one good physique
00:56:07Good luck
00:56:09We'll need it
00:56:10We'll need it
00:56:26Trying to infiltrate her big race, eh?
00:56:28Well I, Bogov, shall compete also
00:56:33Imperialists, come
00:56:35Prepare for the worst
00:56:37So
00:56:42You're trying to take over our national sport, eh?
00:56:45Well
00:56:46You wish you had stayed home
00:56:48I already do
00:56:50Pardon me
00:56:52Your chain needs a slight adjustment
00:57:00On your mark
00:57:02Get set
00:57:04Go
00:57:06Go
00:57:11Uh oh
00:57:12Poor Stark
00:57:13Back to the left of the post
00:57:14The chain
00:57:15The chain! The chain!
00:57:43What's happening?
00:57:44Nothing good!
00:57:45Faster! Faster!
00:57:48Don't be afraid to stick out your neck!
00:57:57Keep this up and we'll win by your nose!
00:58:15You can run away his shoes.
00:58:20He should have been in his back to his head.
00:58:22I don't wanna take care of it!
00:58:23It's all you need!
00:58:24It's all you need to go.
00:58:25It's all you need to go!
00:58:26We're a total wreck, pal.
00:58:56You'll have to stand in for the bike.
00:59:02Forward!
00:59:07Expand.
00:59:12Contract.
00:59:15But I am busy, too, doing what I do to thwart the USA.
00:59:21Busy, busy, busy night and day.
00:59:24Doing all I may to thwart the USA.
00:59:29Faster, faster!
00:59:43Think you're tough, eh?
00:59:44Well, you are tough.
00:59:50Got you.
00:59:52We don't play ping-pong in old smug pool.
00:59:55Bicycle racing is what we do.
00:59:58And it's easy to tell.
00:59:59We do it well.
01:00:11Go, Yank. Go!
01:00:14If Jeff wins, he'll be a hero, you understand?
01:00:18Able to steal secrets throughout our land.
01:00:25Congratulations, Comrade.
01:00:27Thank you, sir.
01:00:31Uh-oh. He's captured Mutt.
01:00:34Time to disappear.
01:00:36Surrender, both of you. You are my prisoners.
01:00:39Now, my friends, we shall put you in a deep freeze a la smug pool.
01:00:48Smug pool is a colony deep in hell, where its prisoners are sent to dwell.
01:01:01Now, sad to tell, tale untold, this part of hell is very cold.
01:01:10Now, you shall sample the hospitality that Smug Pool offers.
01:01:17Uninvited guests.
01:01:18So, toast your tootsies, gentlemen.
01:01:27I don't like the sound of that.
01:01:30We can thaw out, anyway.
01:01:49I'll scout around, you tend to flame.
01:01:52Be careful now.
01:01:54Burr. Burr.
01:01:56Oh, hello, Mutt.
01:01:57It's Bootle, my old boss.
01:01:58What are you doing here?
01:01:59I'm a prisoner, too.
01:02:00Cried to escape, and they took away my clothes.
01:02:03I'm freezing to death.
01:02:04Just a second now, Bootle, my boy.
01:02:06This will warm you up.
01:02:08Now, you're cooking with Gilders.
01:02:10I'm a prisoner.
01:02:11I'm a prisoner, too.
01:02:12I'm a prisoner, too.
01:02:13I'm a prisoner, too.
01:02:14I'm a prisoner, too.
01:02:15I tried to escape, and they took away my clothes.
01:02:16I'm freezing to death.
01:02:17Just a second now, Bootle, my boy.
01:02:18This will warm you up.
01:02:21Now, you're cooking with Gilders.
01:02:32You're cooking with gas.
01:02:43Don't try to escape.
01:02:45It's too dangerous.
01:02:47It's our patriotic duty to escape.
01:02:51You go ahead.
01:02:53I'm demoralized.
01:03:02Oh, dear.
01:03:03That fire is acting very strangely.
01:03:05I think it's dying.
01:03:08Revive, fire, please.
01:03:10It's so cold.
01:03:11That's better.
01:03:24Hey, stop.
01:03:26Come back here.
01:03:28Come back immediately.
01:03:30Down in your hole again.
01:03:32There.
01:03:33Now, stay there.
01:03:35Now, just behave yourself.
01:03:39What?
01:03:40Are you out again?
01:03:41Come back.
01:03:42Stop.
01:03:43Wait a second.
01:03:44Oh.
01:03:45Dear little flame.
01:03:46Please don't run away.
01:03:47I'll keep you in a nice warm pit, and feed you delicious pieces of wood.
01:04:05Peakier!
01:04:06How?
01:04:07Ah?
01:04:12Ah.
01:04:13Got him.
01:04:16Ah.
01:04:17Nice warm seat.
01:04:21The ow!
01:04:22That was too warm.
01:04:29I'll fix you, my hot-handed little friend.
01:04:31Oh, ain't I a little devil turning up in the most unexpected places?
01:04:38You can't fail if you have a tail.
01:04:44I'm getting bolder by wiggling my shoulder.
01:04:51Ain't it neat to watch the feet?
01:04:56How am I doing, Pops? How am I doing?
01:05:11I got a funny tale to tell you about the man on the wall.
01:05:18Don't laugh at this pitchfork.
01:05:23It's great for roasting weenies.
01:05:29You won't escape me again, I guarantee.
01:05:32And now I'll just warm your seed a bit.
01:05:42Come back! Come back!
01:05:44I see you in a whole new light.
01:05:52Come on, dearie. Let's talk things over.
01:06:03Oh, it's you?
01:06:04Yes! It is me!
01:06:07Stop! You cannot escape!
01:06:09Nobody escapes from this place!
01:06:13Ow!
01:06:15Now I've got you, you miserable little blood-sucking imperialist spy!
01:06:19I'm going to ram this pitchfork right up your capitalistic...
01:06:24Stop!
01:06:25You're the one that's caught.
01:06:26Look behind you!
01:06:28On guard!
01:06:29No violence, please!
01:06:30Remember, you're a guest!
01:06:31No, please don't!
01:06:32It's sharp enough!
01:06:33TouchΓ©!
01:06:34Well, I guess I showed that enemy agent a thing or two or three!
01:06:36Vengeance!
01:06:37Uh-oh!
01:06:38A return match!
01:06:39Hmm!
01:06:40Where is he?
01:06:41He was just here!
01:06:44I guess I showed that enemy agent a thing or two or three.
01:06:49Vengeance!
01:06:51Uh-oh.
01:06:52A return match.
01:06:58Where is he?
01:06:59He was just here.
01:07:14Look who's trying to escape.
01:07:16Let's have some fun.
01:07:17Let's take him for a ride.
01:07:19All right, let's go.
01:07:21Whee!
01:07:22You've had it, Yank.
01:07:23You're going downhill fast.
01:07:25Cut it out, you little demons.
01:07:27I'm no vehicle, you know.
01:07:29I'm a good badge carrying, gun-toting American agent.
01:07:33When I get vertical again, you better head for the tall timber.
01:07:44Get back!
01:07:45Get back!
01:07:46Get back!
01:07:47Get back!
01:07:48Get back!
01:07:49You think that?
01:07:50Is that a nut?
01:07:52No matter how tough they are, they can't whip an American.
01:08:14Hey, mud, wait for me!
01:08:16Hey, mud, wait for me!
01:08:27You can change your name, you can change your shape, you can run away, but you cannot escape.
01:08:39You can change your coat, you can change your face, but you won't be going, going any, any place.
01:08:50A boy's on the train, when you simply will not go.
01:08:55A boy's on the track, they'll surely bring you back.
01:09:03Ooh, you can change your size, candles smell big.
01:09:10You can change your hat, and you can change your wig.
01:09:16Take a tip, Mr. Spy, don't try to be alone.
01:09:21They'll dog your steps, they'll tap your phone, you'll never get away from the agents of ESA.
01:09:32I got you, bug off, surrender!
01:09:35I'd rather die.
01:09:37Don't be silly, you won't go to prison, you'll simply work for us instead.
01:09:42You mean, be a double agent?
01:09:44Exactly.
01:09:45How much do you pay?
01:09:47Double agents get double.
01:09:49Dollars a ruble?
01:09:50Dollars, of course.
01:09:52Then I want triple.
01:09:55Here I am, chief.
01:09:57It's okay, mutt, he's working for us now.
01:10:00Oh, the chief will be pleased.
01:10:07The chief.
01:10:10Everyone here is painfully aware of the handful of snobs and false prophets who have criticized us
01:10:18for the manner in which this country goes about the business of gathering foreign intelligence.
01:10:25Well, let everyone know that our top secret agents, Mutt and Jeff, have succeeded in bringing the top secret agent of smog poo, Bug Off, over to our side.
01:10:36Mutt and Jeff should be added to this country's great patriots.
01:10:40As for Bug Off, no more disguises.
01:10:43He's straight.
01:10:45These days, you can never tell.
01:10:50Now responsibly in the top secretοΏ½
01:10:51The Chief is not healthy.
01:10:52He's very boots on Manuel...
01:10:53Levine lads to toe.
01:10:54glauben by prophets who are using the muscles of police,
01:10:55Π³ΠΎΡ€ΠΎΠ΄ALIZEBA
01:10:55defendant,
01:10:56theε“‘ Well, tell.
01:10:56If you say you know a dialog.
01:10:57Think your name is ingredients for the nut君 ofΠ°Π»ΡŒΠ½Ρ‹Π΅ telephone!
01:10:58Let me tell.
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