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Full Episode of Did You Have to Be a Hockey Star?
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00:00Meet the star captain and the guy who's bringing us home to Stanley, Tyler Carlson!
00:09Boys, this is Kate Martin. She's your new owner.
00:14You?
00:16You?
00:20Let's get fucked up.
00:22Okay!
00:26Excuse me.
00:27Excuse me.
00:29Don't touch me.
00:38How about giving some of us a chance?
00:40You're not the only one trying to get a drink here, sweetheart.
00:43Who the hell do you think you are?
00:48You don't know who I am?
00:57I'm not the only one trying to get a drink.
01:06Thanks, Danny.
01:17Who the hell do you think you are?
01:20that is one tall glass of delicious you could swallow him whole and still be thirsty
01:36i'm good with the drinks i've got
01:39who's she who oh shut up i see your tail wagging i don't know man some nobody
01:50she was kind of hot though look kate the great if you don't think you have a chance with him you
01:55could just say so please i would have that man on a leash in five minutes the season starts tomorrow
02:02and we need your head in the game i'm not gonna fuck her okay let's put some money on it twenty
02:09thousand dollars if you go home alone tonight easy and you can't just have sex with her in the bathroom
02:18okay not so easy you don't think he's a bit out of your league no one is out of my league
02:25but you're on my boy
02:27dare you to prove it
02:32you're such a bitch
02:36watch and learn
02:40ain't coming
02:43sorry i was so rude before
02:47i just get some impulsive when i drink
02:53buy me a shot
02:56you know i've never seen you here before
03:00used to be my dad's spot
03:02but enough about me i want to hear all about your girlfriend
03:07i don't have a girlfriend
03:10you're kidding me neither
03:13you have so much in common
03:15i'm not interested
03:21not at all
03:26no
03:29in fact
03:32i um
03:34well i hate
03:37hot women
03:39yeah
03:41yeah
03:43uh fuck
03:59no i um
04:00i actually
04:02can't
04:03okay
04:04what is the deal
04:05are you some gigantic beautiful virgin
04:08you know you really should learn some respect
04:12look i didn't exactly come here for your personality
04:14and i definitely didn't come over here for a lecture
04:17so kiss me you idiot
04:19i said no
04:21not used to hearing that
04:23are you daddy's girl
04:25my dad's dead
04:31asshole
04:33kate the great
04:55kate the great
04:59i wasn't expecting to see you here
05:01i would have cleaned up
05:02where else would i be kevin
05:03we're co-owners now
05:05my dad left me his share of the tea
05:08dream come true
05:10yeah
05:10we're both of us
05:12yeah
05:12because there's nothing the blades need more right now
05:14than some
05:15woman who knows nothing about hockey
05:17bossing them around
05:18distracting them
05:19dressed like some sort of uh
05:22kevin
05:23we're cousins
05:25it's never
05:27gonna happen
05:28step cousins
05:29there's no shared blood
05:30i
05:30you know
05:31whatever
05:31let's get this shit show on the road
05:33hey fellas bring it in
05:34all right
05:38there is
05:39donovan
05:39chris
05:40kyle
05:41eli
05:42sammy
05:43and
05:43last but not least
05:45the star captain
05:47and the guy who's bringing us home the stanley
05:49tyler
05:51carlson
05:52boys
05:55this is kate martin
05:57okay
05:58she's your new co-owner
05:59now kate here
06:00doesn't know that much about hockey
06:02okay
06:02so we're gonna have to bring her up to speed a little bit
06:04yeah
06:04what the hell is she doing with the blades
06:06she inherited her father's shares
06:10she
06:11started three beauty brands before the age of 20
06:14and has her mba from brown
06:16and she's your boss
06:18so maybe it's you who needs to show a little bit of respect
06:21yeah well we're trying to win a championship here
06:25we don't have time to teach some woman how to play hockey
06:29perfect
06:30so we'll just skip that part and go straight to the part where you shut the fuck up
06:33this is my rink now
06:39yeah we'll see about that
06:42why didn't you tell me you played for the blades
06:46why didn't you tell me you were the new co-owner
06:48has anyone ever told you you always have something to say
06:50it's a very annoying quality
06:52you seemed to like it enough last night
06:53if you know what's best for you
06:56you won't mention whatever that was
06:58to anyone
06:59you know i can tell when i'm having an effect on someone
07:07you tell me you don't want me
07:10not at all
07:12the only reason we almost kissed last night
07:17was because i was dared to
07:20not true
07:21i will do anything for a dare
07:24whatever you say
07:25but uh
07:26the only reason that we didn't kiss last night
07:29was because my friend dared me not to
07:32if i wanted to we would have
07:35okay
07:36captain fuckboy
07:38i would do anything for a dare too
07:41i believe that you believe that
07:44but i was the one in control last night
07:47and guess what
07:48i still am
07:51don't worry
07:57i'm not trying to get kicked off the team
07:59for corrupting the blades new pretty little princess
08:01princess
08:04yeah
08:05the hat
08:06the nails
08:07the shoes
08:08the overall attitude
08:09what
08:10you need me to keep going
08:11you wish you could corrupt me
08:15but i'm not interested
08:20superstar
08:31you're a bad liar princess
08:41how about this
08:47from now on
08:50i dare you
08:53to stay away from me
08:56and i'll stay away from you
08:58deal
09:00deal
09:04i'll get dressed
09:08i just don't know
09:13what coach wants
09:14it's like
09:15what else do i need to do
09:17to show him i can be captain
09:18hey
09:23if you want to talk to her so bad
09:27just go do it
09:28nah man
09:29i don't want to talk to her
09:31but
09:39maybe i should at least go tell her that this is supposed to be a player's bar
09:43right
09:44i'll just go tell her that
09:45so what the stadium wasn't enough
09:59you need to come hang out at our bar too
10:01get over yourself
10:02i'm meeting someone
10:04you know
10:04technically
10:05it's supposed to be just players
10:07no front office
10:09well you didn't have a problem
10:11when my dad came here
10:12yeah well
10:13that was different
10:14your dad was the best
10:18you talk to all your bosses this way mr carlson
10:24do you try and take home all your employees miss martin
10:27only the really stupid ones
10:30huh
10:31whatever princess
10:34whatever
10:37superstar
10:39shit
10:50oh well what did each other
10:51we were just talking about
10:53uh kitty k we gotta talk some business so
10:56it's a little crowded in here so why don't we go talk some more private
10:59yeah
11:00yeah
11:01yeah
11:01hey not too many all right
11:04all right
11:04all right
11:05what do you say boss
11:06let's just cut to the chase here
11:17all right
11:17we both know the blades are a
11:20a sinking ship
11:20a waste of time
11:22a pitiful excuse for my dad to miss every milestone in my life
11:26on the fast track to bankruptcy
11:28okay
11:29season ticket sales are at an all-time low
11:31our sponsors are dropping like flies
11:33so we need a rebrand
11:35and lucky for you
11:36that's my specialty
11:38no no
11:39not a rebrand
11:41we need to sell
11:44look kate we both know your dad didn't do us any favors when he gave you his shares
11:51right
11:52so i'm thinking you and me
11:53we just take this little piggy down to the butcher shop before there's no meat left for the two of us
11:57or we do something to raise the value believe it or not some of us are actually capable of accomplishing things
12:05no offense here kitty but i'm not really looking for the lady perspective here
12:09how are you still single
12:12oh kitty don't tempt me
12:14look okay just sign the papers
12:18and after the deal's done you can go and girl boss all over some people who actually want it
12:24well i think the lady perspective is exactly what this team needs right now
12:28there's a whole untapped market of female hockey fans that we should be catering to
12:32women don't like hockey
12:35you have no idea what women like
12:38hockey players are hot
12:42i can sell hot
12:46i'll give it to you
12:48you're cute when you're all riled up
12:53give me one month
12:55if i fail
12:58i'll sign the papers
13:02deal
13:05shall we seal it with a kiss
13:07still your cousin
13:08step cousin all right it's like a close family friend
13:11all right
13:14kate's got an open net
13:17is she gonna make her shot
13:35yeah
13:46we'll see you guys
13:50we'll see you next time
13:53in the next meeting
13:54the next meeting
13:55ok
13:56you know if you want to stare at me all day you don't need to pretend to work
14:22i get it amazing there's enough space on the ice between you and your enormous ego
14:29why are you on the ice practice doesn't start for an hour
14:36hockey's not just my job
14:40why are you here princess come to skate with me
14:45skate no i don't wait wait don't tell me the princess doesn't skate
14:55shut up how is that even possible your dad was five-time mvp rick martin i'm aware
15:03don't worry i'll take it real nice and slow for you
15:14shame i'm more of a fast and rough kind of girl
15:20then we might need a safe word just in case
15:24maybe next time
15:29hey
15:35i dare you
15:41whoa
15:44oh my god
15:46oh my god i can't believe i'm skating
15:50yeah it only took you 25 years
15:53you know this is actually kind of easy
15:57why are we paying you so much money
16:02you're just like your dad such a ball breaker
16:05he understood it though
16:08what being on the ice means for a guy like me
16:12and what's that
16:16i don't know to have somewhere that you belong
16:20place where i can show people what i'm made of
16:24everyone needs that
16:27well you definitely belong here
16:32thank you princess
16:37you good miss martin yeah just um making sure everything's up to regulation
17:04yep seems sturdy
17:09i'll catch you boys after practice
17:14wait so you actually want to work with this team now
17:23man one day at the boy aquarium and she's a puck bunny
17:27i am not i just want to prove that i'm capable of running more than just a beauty brand
17:33and if i get to boss around hot sexy hockey players in the process
17:39sign me the fuck up
17:41and proving your pervy cousin wrong isn't so bad either
17:44facts
17:45so
17:46what are we thinking
17:49okay
17:50sexy calendar
17:54we'll shoot it here
17:56i'm thinking shirtless and red heart glasses for february
18:00shirtless and american boxers for july
18:02and shirtless and a santa hat for christmas
18:05okay sex appeal i'd buy that
18:08but
18:09if you really want women to pay attention
18:12you need romance
18:13you gotta get one of your boys set up with someone famous
18:18okay
18:21which player
18:23obviously the 6-3 sex god half of our fans are already wet dreaming about
18:28tyler carlson
18:33absolutely not
18:37i mean he would never go for it
18:41he's one of the most stubborn men i've ever met in my life
18:44why not
18:46he's famously a fuckboy
18:48and a certified snack
18:50just
18:51i don't know
18:52choose somebody else
18:53kate
18:55are you into him
18:59oh my god
19:00no
19:01of course not
19:02i can't stand him
19:04it's okay if you are
19:06look you haven't allowed yourself any real happiness since your dad died
19:12you deserve whatever you want
19:15the media would crucify me
19:19they already think i'm some dumb bimbo and then i go and sleep with the hottest guy on the hockey team
19:25i mean one of the hottest guys on the hockey team
19:28i don't know
19:29i don't know
19:31okay
19:33who do we set him up with
19:36so
19:37in order to appeal to a brand new fan base i have scheduled a calendar shoot for all of you guys at my place
19:44it'll be fun
19:45it'll be fun
19:48and mandatory
19:51come on
19:52guys
19:53we are entering a brand new demographic
19:55these ladies want to get to know you
19:58this is your chance to show them your personality and your assets
20:03hmm
20:04i know you guys don't go to the gym just to be slapping each other sticks around all day
20:09aren't you hockey players supposed to be big and strong
20:13i mean seriously are you guys afraid of a little photo shoot
20:18look if we want to get new results we have to be willing to try something new and marketing is all about disruption and i am trying to make moves here
20:26speaking of moves i want to see you working on your poses
20:30come on
20:31a little creativity
20:34let's go
20:35hit the showers
20:43that's a lot of talk princess
20:46you gotta be able to walk too
20:49hmm
20:50hmm
20:51hmm
20:52you think i'm finished
20:54oh look he's right over there you're gonna love him
21:06wait
21:07meet your new girlfriend
21:09pop sensation
21:10nicolette
21:11wait
21:14what
21:15you're even hotter in person
21:17i'm a big fan
21:18not of like the hockey part but i love your instagram
21:22will you excuse us for a second
21:27yeah
21:30okay what kind of fucked up power play is this
21:33this is for the blades
21:34an image overhaul it's pr
21:37it's fake
21:39dummy
21:40you're not actually dating her you just need to make it seem like you're dating her
21:43oh
21:44so now you're pimping me out
21:46kinky
21:47just shut up and look pretty for those cameras
21:50you
21:51who
21:52ty ty
21:54don't tell me you're trying to make me jealous already
21:57k
21:59wow
22:00we really do look good together don't we
22:03you have a good eye
22:05nicolette you don't need to do that right now
22:09the cameras aren't around
22:11look at you
22:13so protective
22:14like a little guard dog
22:17maybe i want a touch
22:22have you seen him?
22:24so handsome
22:26hmm
22:28hmm
22:29well boss
22:30thank you so much for the hot date
22:32this is gonna be fun
22:34mmm
22:35don't worry little doggy
22:38i'll take good care of it
22:40little doggy
22:42ugh
22:47come on guys
22:55a little energy
22:56like you're having fun
22:58please
23:00is this what you want?
23:03so much for changing the game
23:07this is what we in the biz call
23:10a whiff
23:12come on guys
23:17smolder for me
23:18the camera loves you
23:19are they okay?
23:20it's like watching baby giraffes learn to walk
23:23yeah
23:24i'm so fucked
23:27i'm so fucked
23:42okay who's next?
23:48oh my god
23:53this might be a bust
23:55i heard someone's on the naughty list
24:14very naughty
24:18okay
24:19show us what you got
24:21i got a lot of love
24:24yeah yeah
24:25i got a lot of love
24:27yeah yeah
24:28i got more of love
24:31yeah yeah
24:32i got a lot of love
24:34yeah yeah
24:35some people say
24:39money gets you ever to be
24:40but it don't make me happy
24:43it's not the reason
24:45But if you'll make me happy, it's not the reason my heart's seeing.
24:53It's what I've got.
24:57You could've put a price on that.
25:01Cause I got a lot.
25:05Oh, I can't wait to see how all the pictures come out.
25:09Also, score, I got Chris's number.
25:13You do know you work for the team now, right?
25:16Has anyone ever told you not to mix business with pleasure?
25:19Has anyone ever told you to work hard, play harder?
25:23Bye.
25:24Bye, I love you.
25:25Love you too.
25:31Okay.
25:31I thought you left already.
25:43Hmm.
25:44I was waiting for my thank you.
25:46For doing your job?
25:49For saving your little photo shoots.
25:51You're welcome.
25:52Fine.
25:53On behalf of all the horny housewives in this country, thank you.
26:00Why do you gotta make things so hard all the time?
26:03Oh, you think it's hard now?
26:08You know what I think?
26:11I think you're scared.
26:13I'm not scared of anything.
26:15Don't make me dare you again.
26:17Tyler, I am trying to take my job seriously.
26:24I'm tired of waiting.
26:25I'm not going to jeopardize everything that I'm doing just for a quick look.
26:50Who said anything about quick?
26:51Good night, Mr. Carlson.
27:00Good night, Miss Martin.
27:06You boys killed it last night, and with a full house.
27:11Keep it up, and we'll take on the Winter Classic, then Stanley's Office.
27:16You see all the ladies in the stands?
27:18Guess all we needed to do was get our boy a girlfriend.
27:20It's about time we settle down.
27:27Okay, okay, okay.
27:28Settle down, boys.
27:30Look, my marketing might be drawing people in,
27:32but it's going to take more than one win to keep them coming back.
27:36Kitty Kate's right, boys.
27:38Let's get ready to do it again tomorrow night, yeah?
27:39Come on.
27:40Yeah, I got this.
27:41Go boys.
27:42She does know you guys aren't actually dating, right?
27:59Or is she as crazy as she looks?
28:03Jealous, princess?
28:04No, not jealous.
28:08Just nauseated.
28:12Okay, then.
28:14My love, come here.
28:17I miss you.
28:18You're so clingy, I love it.
28:22Duty calls.
28:24Go get your girl.
28:25That top really brings out your eyes.
28:36Kevin, please.
28:38Just ate.
28:40Well, I thought I should tell you.
28:43I found a buyer for the team.
28:47What?
28:47What?
28:47You gave me a month.
28:54I mean, my rebrand is working.
28:56Did you see the crowds last night?
28:58Which gives us some leverage.
29:00I guess they didn't teach you buy low, sell high in beauty school, huh?
29:03You want me to sign over my 51%?
29:06You have to honor our deal.
29:09Kitty, calm down, okay?
29:11I'll still let you come to practice.
29:12Don't fucking touch me.
29:14Hey!
29:17Back off, man.
29:22That's how you talk to your owner?
29:23That's how you touch your cousin?
29:26Hey, why don't you go hit the showers, Carlson?
29:29Come back when you learn a little respect.
29:39Fuck is wrong with you.
29:44Look, dude.
29:44You can't let this thing with Miss High and Mighty keep distracting you.
29:49You know I'm rooting for you.
29:50Look, there is no thing, man.
29:52I told you.
29:54Yeah, you told me a whole lot of shit.
29:57You think I can't tell by the way you look at her?
30:00I know you, man.
30:01You're my brother.
30:04And your game goes tits up when you can't decide about something.
30:08So decide.
30:11Are you going to lose us to Stanley?
30:12I know you're going to lose us to Stanley.
30:21Jesus!
30:23What the hell is going on in here?
30:26Nothing, boss.
30:32Your hand, is it?
30:34It's fine.
30:34It's fine.
30:42Let me see.
30:54Ah, don't.
30:55Stop being such a baby.
30:58Maybe next time, handle your shit outside the rink.
31:01It's unprofessional and distracting.
31:03So this is my fault.
31:06Maybe you're not as good of a player as you think you are.
31:08Oh, please.
31:09Don't act like you know anything about hockey, princess.
31:11You can't even skate.
31:12Stop calling me princess.
31:13Princess.
31:27We shouldn't.
31:29I know.
31:30I know.
31:51Fucking hell.
31:54Eyes up here.
31:55Do you like it when I'm on top?
32:08I believe I was told to hit the showers.
32:19Okay, but nothing's changed between us.
32:22That was a one-time thing.
32:25Well, I mean, technically it was two times.
32:32Stop.
32:33Stop what?
32:36Looking at me like you've seen me naked before.
32:49Okay, okay.
32:51Change of plans.
32:53You and I are both going through a lot.
32:56And, you know, it's only natural for us to want to release every now and then.
33:01And this could be that.
33:02But we have to keep it quiet.
33:06No one can know.
33:08And it's just sex.
33:10No feelings.
33:12Deal?
33:12You know, I know I'm irresistible and all, but that's got to be record timing.
33:20Going from never again to just sex.
33:23Shake on it before your ego makes me want to change my mind.
33:31Pleasure doing business with you, princess.
33:33Where does your team think you are?
33:44With my agent.
33:45And hotter than ever.
33:47Ticket sales soar as their sexy calendar spread goes viral.
33:51What do we say?
33:52Thank you, boss.
33:54Mm-hmm.
34:14I hope you don't mind.
34:15I hope you don't mind.
34:45My last thing looks good on you.
34:48Oh, my God.
35:18Seriously, thank you for doing all this.
35:33Look, I know a hockey bar isn't quite as glamorous as an Oscars afterparty, but still.
35:39It's been my pleasure.
35:43Uh, I think the paparazzi are gone. We don't have to, uh...
35:46Come on, Ty-Ty, we can quit pretending.
35:49Isn't pretending the whole point?
35:51No, I mean...
35:53Come on, baby.
35:55Pretending that there's not a real connection between us.
35:58This isn't real, Nicolette.
36:00You know that, right?
36:02It could be.
36:03Kate, what are you...
36:11Funny, I don't see any cameras around.
36:14Do you mind if I steal him?
36:15We have some Blades business we need to talk about.
36:17Yes.
36:18Actually, I do mind.
36:20Great. Thank you so much. Great work tonight.
36:23Kate, where are we going?
36:24Time to go, superstar.
36:26Unbelievable.
36:31Unbelievable.
36:32You are the one that said that I had to sell this relationship with Nicolette to help the team.
36:36Well, you seemed pretty committed to the bit.
36:38Practically drooling all over him when the cameras weren't even around.
36:42You're jealous.
36:44What?
36:45No, I'm not.
36:47Yes, you are, Kate.
36:48Why can you never just say what you're feeling?
36:50Tyler, you are famous for sleeping around.
36:56You're a fuckboy.
36:58Sorry.
37:01It's called setting expectations.
37:08I know that's how people see me.
37:13But the truth is, Kate,
37:15I've never felt like this before.
37:20I can't get you out of my head.
37:24I can't even focus on games because I'm too busy thinking about seeing you after.
37:31And if you had waited just two more seconds before dragging me out of there,
37:35then you would have seen me turn Nicolette down.
37:39Because I don't want her.
37:42I want you.
37:43I want you.
37:50Hating each other is kind of our thing.
38:00That's why the sex is so good.
38:05What if it's not just about the sex?
38:12I can't.
38:13Tell me that you don't want me.
38:30And I will never touch you ever again.
38:32Tyler.
38:34Tyler.
38:41Tyler.
38:52Tyler.
38:54Tyler.
41:28Who knew the mean boss lady could be so sweet?
41:30Kate, you really are so...
41:47I'll look back.
41:53What's up, Piper?
41:54Code red, bitch!
41:56Nicolette has been calling me since 3 a.m.
41:58Screaming about how she didn't sign up for some love triangle bullshit.
42:01What?
42:02There's a photo of you two cozying up at a bar.
42:06Okay, we'll call you back.
42:07Oh, God.
42:14Trouble in paradise for Nicolette and Tyler.
42:18Things are heating up between the hockey star and his owner.
42:22Fuck.
42:22Fuck.
42:24So all that no-mixing-business-with-pleasure stuff?
42:30Shut it.
42:32What are we going to do?
42:34Okay, this is a PR disaster.
42:35Everyone's gonna think that Tyler is a cheater.
42:38But I'm not.
42:39That shit was fake.
42:40We're gonna lose our new fan base.
42:43Okay, ticket sales are gonna plummet and Kevin will...
42:46I can't afford this right now.
42:50Okay, look.
42:52We will fix this.
42:54Tyler will go to Nicolette, say it was one big misunderstanding.
42:57They'll kiss and make up.
42:58Everyone's happy.
42:59Uh, not me.
43:01I'm not happy.
43:03Tyler.
43:04Please, you have to do this.
43:07Seriously?
43:10What about us?
43:11What about last night?
43:15It has to be our secret, okay?
43:19No one else can know.
43:25You better have invited me over to apologize.
43:27Look, I'm really sorry.
43:30This whole thing just got blown way out of proportion.
43:32I was just meeting with, um...
43:37With my boss.
43:41Contract dispute.
43:42That's it.
43:45I don't want my boyfriend with another woman.
43:48I'm not your real boyfriend.
43:50Well, I don't want my fake boyfriend with another woman.
43:52The world believes we're real, and you will not make a fool out of me.
43:55You don't have to worry about anything.
43:59There's nothing going on between Tyler and I.
44:03Right?
44:05Right.
44:07Good.
44:08I wouldn't think he'd be so desperate.
44:15Are those for me?
44:18Uh, yeah.
44:19You're forgiven, bad boy.
44:31Let's not have any more misunderstandings.
44:38Take me to lunch?
44:40Yeah, sure.
44:41Sure.
44:41Sure.
44:41Sure.
44:41Sure.
44:41Sure.
44:41Sure.
44:41Sure.
44:41Sure.
44:41Sure.
44:42Sure.
44:42Sure.
44:42Sure.
44:42Sure.
44:42Sure.
44:43Sure.
44:43Sure.
44:43Sure.
44:43Sure.
44:43Sure.
44:49You know we can't be seen together.
45:03Oh, I can't do this.
45:06Me neither.
45:06You've got to be kidding me.
45:18Kevin, this isn't-
45:19I see.
45:21So this is why you've suddenly become so invested in this piece of shit team.
45:26You know, Kate, I knew you were loose, fuck god.
45:28Hey!
45:28And I expected as much out of you, Carlson, but wait until everyone finds out that the
45:34new She-E-O is actually just fucking the star player.
45:37We're not fucking.
45:41Bullshit.
45:42Just tell him.
45:44Like I would ever even go for him.
45:46He's an egotistical fuck boy with the IQ of a hockey stick.
45:51No thank you.
45:51Right, and, uh, she's a self-obsessed nepo baby who's incapable of real emotion.
46:03So, I guess we're done here.
46:16Ouch.
46:16You know, it looks like your new fuck buddy isn't really your buddy after all, huh?
46:24You know, Kate, I think it's time you call the quits.
46:27He's right.
46:29You don't belong here.
46:30So just sign the sales agreement, right?
46:33And I'll keep this little indiscretion between you and I.
46:36Yeah?
46:37The press never has to find out.
46:41I want that contract on my desk in 24 hours.
46:46Jesus, Nicolette will not leave me alone.
46:54I mean, this girl is totally delusional.
47:03Who died?
47:05The team.
47:07What?
47:08What are you talking about, the team?
47:09We're being sold.
47:11Apparently all that rebranding shit was just to drive the price up.
47:16They don't give a shit about us.
47:17Wait, wait, wait.
47:19Kate agreed to this?
47:20She's the co-owner, dude.
47:22It was probably her idea.
47:24So what'd you do?
47:25You break her heart?
47:29No.
47:31No, she broke mine.
47:33Tyler, I've been worried sick about you.
47:45Why haven't you been answering me?
47:48We're done.
47:49What?
47:50Yeah, because apparently Kate's not my boss anymore, which means she can't tell me what
47:57to do.
47:58Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go tell that to her face.
48:01You can't break up with me.
48:04You're in love with me.
48:07Wait.
48:07Let's talk it out.
48:08Tyler, what are you doing here?
48:29You're selling the team.
48:31What do you care?
48:34And it belonged there anyways, remember?
48:35Oh, so that's what this is about.
48:39Because I hurt your feelings.
48:40Kate, you called me a fuckboy.
48:41I was trying to keep people from finding out about us.
48:44I didn't mean it.
48:47It doesn't matter.
48:50Okay, it was either sell or go public on whatever this was.
48:54So you chose your reputation.
48:56That's what it came down to.
48:58You and your image.
48:59I chose the team.
49:01More bad press and it would have ended the blades and it would have killed your career.
49:04I did it for you, you moron.
49:10Because.
49:10Because why?
49:12I don't know.
49:14Because why, Kate?
49:15Nothing.
49:16I'll tell the truth for once in your life.
49:18Just shut up.
49:19I dare you.
49:20Because I love you.
49:34You want honesty?
49:40Well, here it is.
49:43You're an asshole.
49:46And you're rude.
49:47And you're arrogant.
49:49And you have a severe problem with authority, which I think you should talk to a therapist about.
49:53And you keep pushing me and challenging me and giving me shit.
49:57And I never.
50:02I never wanted to end.
50:04When my dad left me with the team, I thought of Isis' final fuck you to me.
50:20Giving me exactly the thing he abandoned me for.
50:23And now I see it's the greatest gift he could ever give.
50:37Because he gave me you.
50:43Are you going to say something?
50:44My boss told me to shut up and listen when she's speaking.
51:01I love you too.
51:14Fuck.
51:29What are you going to tell Nicolette?
51:32I already broke up with her.
51:34You did what?
51:37Now I'm going to have to figure out a way to save the team and to clean up after your mess.
51:41Well,
51:41We should have done this in the first place.
51:55Owner and player fall in love.
51:57It's like a real life fanfic.
52:00The fairy tale practically writes itself.
52:02With a little help from yours truly, of course.
52:06Hey, my baby's a genius.
52:10I'm sorry.
52:11When did this happen?
52:13Well, Kate's not the only one who can't resist a hockey player.
52:22Well, don't you two look cozy.
52:25Hope this doesn't change our agreement.
52:27Not at all.
52:29In fact, I have a little present for you.
52:31A new sales contract.
52:41You're still selling.
52:43But to me,
52:44I'm buying you out.
52:49You really think you can do this?
52:51There is no better woman for the job.
52:53That's cute.
52:57That's cute.
52:58Your funeral.
53:01Good riddance, creep.
53:03Okay.
53:07Okay.
53:14Can I have my present now?
53:18Merry Christmas, superstar.
53:21Merry Christmas, princess.
53:24Merry Christmas.
53:47Merry Christmas, professor,um todas.
53:48Oh my goodness.
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