00:01Did you know she could do this?
00:02I didn't know anyone could do this.
00:12Maybe she should be the cop and you should be the one at home getting a pedicure.
00:17Jill would have made that.
00:19That was fun.
00:22Look, you don't seem to be slathered at all.
00:25I think my gun was just faster than you were.
00:27This is my own paintball. Yours is a rent and I practiced yesterday.
00:31You practiced?
00:32Look, can we just get some chili fries and put this behind us, please?
00:35No, you've been weird since the gym.
00:37I feel bad that you're better than me at everything.
00:39Well, I'm sorry. In the past, I would have let you win, but I'm a strong, sober woman now and I won't play the girl for you.
00:43No, I don't need you to do that. I just want to impress you with something.
00:46Why? I'm already falling in love with you.
00:49What was that? Nothing.
00:50Wanted to say I love you.
00:51You shoot me in the heart because you love me.
00:53It doesn't hurt because you love me.
00:55So I chased him into a ravine and held a paintball gun to his head until he told me he loved me too.
01:01No rumor.
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