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00:00You broke Big John's legs in 29 places.

00:02What they're saying was, and what I heard was,

00:04his legs was well broked.

00:05Yeah.

00:06Well, little bird did cheap, cheap.

00:08You ripped off the Franklin Brothers ear holes

00:10and stuck them in a blender for 10 minutes.

00:12What I heard was,

00:14the Franklin Brothers luggles was well blended.

00:16The boys are saying

00:17that you cut off Big John's thumbs and posted them to the BBC.

00:20And you didn't even put a stamp on the envelope.

00:23The boys are saying that, are they?

00:24Yeah.

00:25The boys are saying he's well thumbless.

00:26Is that so?

00:27Yeah, it is so. It's well so.

00:28Well, my mate's got a mate.

00:30They told my mate

00:30that you cut off the Franklin Brothers' testicles

00:33with a blunt knife and used them

00:35as toys for your badger, he got.

00:36What I heard was,

00:38the Brothers was well followed.

00:40That's nothing.

00:41I heard you smothered Big John's bum with flora,

00:43put it in the oven at Gas Mark 2 for 15 days.

00:46What I heard was,

00:47Big John's bum was well done.

00:49Yeah.

00:50What is that?

00:50So, well,

00:52if you're as hard as you say you are,

00:53Yeah?

00:55Can you open this packet of peanuts?