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00:00You broke Big John's legs in 29 places.
00:02What they're saying was, and what I heard was,
00:04his legs was well broked.
00:05Yeah.
00:06Well, little bird did cheap, cheap.
00:08You ripped off the Franklin Brothers ear holes
00:10and stuck them in a blender for 10 minutes.
00:12What I heard was,
00:14the Franklin Brothers luggles was well blended.
00:16The boys are saying
00:17that you cut off Big John's thumbs and posted them to the BBC.
00:20And you didn't even put a stamp on the envelope.
00:23The boys are saying that, are they?
00:24Yeah.
00:25The boys are saying he's well thumbless.
00:26Is that so?
00:27Yeah, it is so. It's well so.
00:28Well, my mate's got a mate.
00:30They told my mate
00:30that you cut off the Franklin Brothers' testicles
00:33with a blunt knife and used them
00:35as toys for your badger, he got.
00:36What I heard was,
00:38the Brothers was well followed.
00:40That's nothing.
00:41I heard you smothered Big John's bum with flora,
00:43put it in the oven at Gas Mark 2 for 15 days.
00:46What I heard was,
00:47Big John's bum was well done.
00:49Yeah.
00:50What is that?
00:50So, well,
00:52if you're as hard as you say you are,
00:53Yeah?
00:55Can you open this packet of peanuts?
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