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00:01:45I don't want to get all these papers greasy.
00:01:51Alan, we have to be consistent.
00:01:54Successive approximations to the goal, remember?
00:01:56God, that language just turns me on.
00:01:59Okay, if you don't want to do it.
00:02:01I do, I do want to do it.
00:02:03It's just that book, you know?
00:02:05It just zaps all the spontaneity.
00:02:07The point is to get the spontaneity back.
00:02:12Obviously, we're not there yet.
00:02:16Look, I want this as much as you do.
00:02:21I want to get things back.
00:02:23No, I don't want to get things back.
00:02:25I want to make it better.
00:02:26Better than it's ever been.
00:02:32So?
00:02:35Let's get to work.
00:02:38Excuse me, where did you get that?
00:02:40This guy I work with at the museum gave it to me.
00:02:43We haven't gotten stoned since college.
00:02:45Mm-hmm.
00:02:48And it was the best sex we ever had.
00:02:50What about the kids?
00:02:51They're sound asleep.
00:03:02Don't answer that.
00:03:06It might be my morning meeting.
00:03:07Hello?
00:03:17Uh, sure, hold on.
00:03:19It's for you.
00:03:20You want me to take a message?
00:03:22I better see who it is.
00:03:25Here she is.
00:03:29Hello.
00:03:31Oh, hi.
00:03:32Oh, no, that's okay.
00:03:36Yeah, I have the keys.
00:03:37Why?
00:03:43Marnie, you know, we're sure gonna miss you.
00:03:46Here you go.
00:03:47So, Alan, Marnie and I were just calculating your chances of beating me out of this VP slot.
00:03:53What do you think?
00:03:54Slim or none?
00:03:55With your warmth and charm, none.
00:03:58Yeah.
00:03:59Not to mention the quarter I just had.
00:04:01Bottom line says it all, pal.
00:04:06Oh, excuse me.
00:04:10Gee, I'm gonna miss Neil.
00:04:11Well, I really will miss you.
00:04:23That's not exactly what I meant.
00:04:24I mean, uh, uh, you got the wrong impression.
00:04:30Listen, Wendy and I have been married for 12 years.
00:04:34You've been flirting with me all week.
00:04:36Well, that's not it exactly.
00:04:37I mean, I find you very attractive.
00:04:42So, do you want to come home with me?
00:05:07Hey, wake up.
00:05:10Hey.
00:05:11You're home.
00:05:12What time is it?
00:05:14Sleep.
00:05:16Sorry.
00:05:17We need to talk.
00:05:19What's wrong?
00:05:22I lied to you.
00:05:25There was no business dinner.
00:05:30You remember that Tempo's telling you about Marnie?
00:05:34Verna's replacement.
00:05:35I was at her apartment tonight.
00:05:37Just tell me.
00:05:45Well, it was like I was someone else.
00:05:51She kissed me.
00:05:54We kissed.
00:05:56It was wonderful.
00:05:57I'd be lying if I said it wasn't.
00:05:59Well, then it all just hit me.
00:06:05It was like you and Brooke and Daniel and the house and our whole lives together.
00:06:12It was like you're all in the room with me.
00:06:13And you made me realize what I was doing.
00:06:23I left.
00:06:24I've just been driving around.
00:06:31Like, to...
00:06:31My point is...
00:06:35Our marriage means more to me than I ever thought.
00:06:39It's everything.
00:06:40And we gotta do something.
00:06:41We gotta...
00:06:41Anything.
00:06:42We gotta fix it.
00:06:43I don't want to lose you.
00:06:47And I don't want to lose the kids.
00:06:54I couldn't handle that.
00:06:55You're not alone in this, you know.
00:07:18What do you mean?
00:07:19Remember the pancake house where we used to take the kids last summer?
00:07:31The waiter there, Ryan?
00:07:34Sandy-haired, mid-twenties.
00:07:37You had an affair with him?
00:07:39No.
00:07:41But I thought about it.
00:07:44A lot.
00:07:45Whenever I made love with you, I fantasized about him.
00:07:53Really?
00:07:56Both times?
00:07:58It's not funny, Ellen.
00:08:01I know.
00:08:04Oh.
00:08:05I know.
00:08:06I started going for lunch alone there.
00:08:09Because I wanted them all to myself.
00:08:12That's not the way it should be.
00:08:15I don't want parts of my life that I can't share with you.
00:08:41You think the car will be okay down here?
00:08:43It will be fine.
00:08:44Don't worry.
00:08:45We have not been down here in so long.
00:08:50We've got some time to kill before we pick up the kids from school.
00:08:53I thought it would be fun.
00:08:55Well, we should find a thrift store and buy the kids a costume.
00:08:58Ah, what luck.
00:09:01Costumes.
00:09:02Yeah.
00:09:02It's not exactly what I had in mind.
00:09:06Ah, take a chance.
00:09:08Live dangerous.
00:09:08Honey.
00:09:09Honey.
00:09:19So what?
00:09:20She hasn't had two kids.
00:09:21What do you suppose this is?
00:09:28It's a super V-19 autoflagellator.
00:09:34Guaranteed to give you years and years of erotic pleasure.
00:09:37Ah!
00:09:38Wait.
00:09:39Okay.
00:09:43Good.
00:09:44It's cold.
00:09:44Good.
00:09:47Thanks.
00:09:48What'd you buy?
00:09:49A swingers magazine?
00:09:53Are you kidding?
00:09:54What?
00:09:54They're all normal people.
00:09:55They're non-pros.
00:09:56They're like us.
00:09:57Oh, can you imagine soliciting total strangers?
00:10:01You're right.
00:10:02I'll take it back.
00:10:03Um, wait, wait, wait.
00:10:06Couldn't hurt to look.
00:10:12Come on.
00:10:12Daniel.
00:10:13Come on.
00:10:14You know that thing we were talking about before you did hide it?
00:10:17I did.
00:10:18Don't worry.
00:10:18Is it my birthday present?
00:10:20You know, I wasn't serious.
00:10:23I have to admit, though, it is an intriguing thought.
00:10:27Because it's my birthday.
00:10:28Two weeks, you know.
00:10:29Huh?
00:10:30Is that a fact?
00:10:31Huh.
00:10:31Completely forgot.
00:10:34Oh!
00:10:38Well, come on.
00:10:39We're down to the T's.
00:10:40We don't have a single prospect here.
00:10:42Keep going.
00:10:45The Travis's.
00:10:49Bill's always undressing you mentally on tennis court.
00:10:52I like them too much.
00:10:54I don't want to risk their friendship.
00:10:55What do you want to do with people we hate?
00:10:56How could I possibly face her at work the next day?
00:11:00Easy.
00:11:00Just say, hi, Becky.
00:11:03You were incredible last night.
00:11:08Keep going.
00:11:10Okay.
00:11:11No.
00:11:12Oh!
00:11:13The Wakefields!
00:11:14The Wakefields!
00:11:22You're kidding.
00:11:23That's everybody?
00:11:24It's everybody.
00:11:26I had the good sense to leave our family members.
00:11:28And, of course, the Bradleys with Neil's winning personality.
00:11:31Well, you two compete in enough areas enough already enough.
00:11:35Well, that's it, then.
00:11:36We don't know a single person we can do it with.
00:11:40And it's too scary calling on strangers.
00:11:43Well, still, it was fun fantasizing.
00:11:49You know, we could make up our own ad.
00:11:54We'd be in total control.
00:11:57We could get a P.O. box.
00:11:58And we could screen all the mail.
00:11:59You can't be serious.
00:12:02I could be.
00:12:05If you are.
00:12:18No, no, we're not using a picture in this ad.
00:12:21Yeah, but we'll need one eventually.
00:12:27Huh.
00:12:28This one.
00:12:30Couldn't you at least find one without the kids?
00:12:32We'll just cut them out.
00:12:35Just like that.
00:12:38Just like that.
00:12:41Okay.
00:12:43How about this?
00:12:44Curious but yellow?
00:12:46So are we.
00:12:47Happy but restless suburbanites.
00:12:49Suburbanites seek twin sparks to rekindle flame.
00:12:54Dirty minds, meticulously clean bodies.
00:12:57Expect the same of you or no girl.
00:13:00What do you think?
00:13:01They sound perfect.
00:13:03They sound perfect.
00:13:21Let's go.
00:13:22Let's go.
00:13:22Let's go.
00:13:22Let's go.
00:13:22Let's go.
00:13:23Can you check on the kids?
00:13:39They're fine. Still doing homework.
00:13:42Anything interesting yet?
00:13:45These are the rejects.
00:13:48What is this?
00:13:50This is my rubber butt plug.
00:13:53That killed it for me, too.
00:13:57What about these two? They're gorgeous.
00:13:59They are.
00:14:01They're both men.
00:14:03Jesus.
00:14:04Oh, this is cute.
00:14:09Sorry about the out-of-seasoned greetings,
00:14:11but we're fresh out of centerfolds.
00:14:13You two sound just wonderful.
00:14:15Send us a picture, give us a call.
00:14:17Let's explore the possibilities, love, and kisses,
00:14:19Jack and Louise.
00:14:20Keep her.
00:14:31Bam.
00:14:33Bam.
00:14:47Hi. Who's calling?
00:14:53Hi, this is Alan.
00:14:57This is Alan.
00:14:59This is Jack.
00:15:00This is Jack.
00:15:03Hi.
00:15:04Look, I'm not sure if we're supposed to use last names.
00:15:07Whatever you feel comfortable with, Al.
00:15:08Did you get the picture?
00:15:13Yes, we did.
00:15:14And to be perfectly honest,
00:15:15I haven't seen Louise this excited in a long time.
00:15:19It's a good thing I'm not the jealous type.
00:15:22Listen, uh,
00:15:23Wendy and I,
00:15:24we've never done anything like this before.
00:15:26I assume you have.
00:15:29Hmm.
00:15:29Just a few times.
00:15:31So would tomorrow night be okay for you?
00:15:32Tomorrow?
00:15:35Neil Bradley's already made his presentation.
00:15:41A client is looking at his watch.
00:15:43I'm talking to a client.
00:15:44Is that Paul McGrew?
00:15:45No.
00:15:47How do you ever find anything in this mess?
00:15:53So who's Neil Bradley?
00:15:54Oh, he's some prick I work with.
00:15:56Uh-huh.
00:15:57And who's Paul McGrew?
00:15:59What, are you writing a book?
00:16:00Hey, I'm sorry.
00:16:02Look, I'm just trying to get to know you better.
00:16:05He owns a large hotel chain.
00:16:08I'm the sales manager
00:16:09for Western Division for a food service company.
00:16:12Really?
00:16:13I'm in sales, too.
00:16:15High-end audio and video stuff
00:16:17and my wife does a little modeling.
00:16:19Really?
00:16:20My wife works for a children's museum part-time
00:16:23and we have two kids.
00:16:25Oh, great.
00:16:27Okay, listen.
00:16:28There's a place downtown called the Zebra Lounge.
00:16:31Let's meet there tomorrow night, say, 8 o'clock?
00:16:33No strings attached?
00:16:35Okay.
00:16:35Okay, bye.
00:16:44I've been down in such a dark place
00:16:47I've been a fool and a fool
00:16:51Just to please everybody who
00:16:55I said that they loved me
00:16:56And I smacked out the food
00:16:58That I was too afraid to swallow
00:17:01I've been locked up in this attic
00:17:03It's just a lover of a brain
00:17:06And I tried so hard
00:17:10To get the fickle sun to shine
00:17:13Yes, I tried so hard
00:17:14To break the cycle of pain
00:17:16Pain, pain, pain
00:17:17Into it, baby
00:17:19Do I hate me?
00:17:22Ellen, Wendy
00:17:23Hi
00:17:24I'm Jack
00:17:25This is my wife, Louise
00:17:26The most beautiful woman in the world
00:17:28Hello
00:17:29Hi
00:17:31Make yourselves comfortable
00:17:33And Jack will order some drinks
00:17:34Tina, Louise and I will have the usual
00:17:39And for you
00:17:40A white label, please
00:17:42Let me guess
00:17:43On the rocks
00:17:44Yes
00:17:45The same
00:17:48Thank you
00:17:49I'm so glad you guys decided to get together with us
00:17:53We haven't decided, um, anything yet
00:17:58You know, your ad was the first one that we'd answered in several months
00:18:02I guess
00:18:04Well, I guess Louise and I are getting a little more discriminating
00:18:08I suppose we should be flattered
00:18:10I don't know
00:18:12Figured I'd put that out there
00:18:13Might be a bit more comforting
00:18:15It's lucky you found us first
00:18:17We are your first, right?
00:18:21Oh, yes
00:18:21Yeah
00:18:22Most definitely
00:18:24You know what I've learned from Louise?
00:18:28If you just relax and let yourself go
00:18:31You can really have a lot of fun
00:18:33It's just that we've never done anything like this before
00:18:38Nothing's going to happen that you don't want to
00:18:40Oh
00:18:42Thank you
00:18:45You're welcome
00:18:46Okay
00:18:48A toast
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00:19:20Excuse us a minute
00:19:22Are we crazy?
00:19:27I think they're pretty normal, considering
00:19:30Do you like him?
00:19:33I don't know
00:19:33I mean, he's charming
00:19:35It's...
00:19:36Kind of intriguing
00:19:37Excuse me
00:19:40How do you feel about her?
00:19:43She's nice
00:19:44Attractive
00:19:45Very sexy
00:19:47Yeah, she's very sexy
00:19:48I like his eyes
00:19:50Well, it was nice meeting you two
00:19:54We're gonna pass
00:19:56Oh, I'm so disappointed
00:19:58No, that's okay
00:19:59If that's your choice
00:20:01But we were having such a nice talk
00:20:03Would you just
00:20:03Please
00:20:04Come finish your drinks
00:20:05Sure
00:20:07You know, baby
00:20:12I wish it would have been that easy
00:20:14For us to fix our little flame problem
00:20:16You're not having affairs yet, are you?
00:20:20No
00:20:21No
00:20:22Not quite
00:20:23No, it's problems like that
00:20:24In a marriage that are difficult to solve
00:20:26Have you guys read any self-help books
00:20:29Or done any counseling?
00:20:30We haven't had much luck with them
00:20:32Look, we really appreciate your concern
00:20:34But, well, we're just not ready for this
00:20:38You know, Alan
00:20:42Sometimes it's not such a good idea
00:20:46To wait until you feel like you're ready
00:20:48I know for Louise and I
00:20:51Well, it felt like we were running out of time
00:20:54You know, um
00:21:07If we were to do this
00:21:10How's it gonna work?
00:21:12How would it work?
00:21:13Hypothetically
00:21:14Of course
00:21:15Our house is out of the question
00:21:16With the kids and all
00:21:17Ours, too
00:21:18We have painters coming in
00:21:19Why don't you guys
00:21:20Leave it up to us
00:21:22Hypothetically
00:21:24Yeah
00:21:36Uh, how does this sound?
00:21:39Whatever we do
00:21:39We do it together
00:21:40When one of us wants to stop
00:21:43We both stop
00:21:43No questions asked
00:21:45And we'll never do anything
00:21:46That might hurt the kids
00:21:48Couldn't have put it better myself
00:21:50You want me to sign it?
00:21:53No, your word's good enough for me
00:21:55Look
00:22:03If this doesn't feel right
00:22:05We'll just cut it short
00:22:07And come home
00:22:08Right
00:22:15Do you think we're dressed right?
00:22:29I don't know
00:22:30Never dressed for an orangey before
00:22:32Wow, Mom
00:22:34You look beautiful
00:22:35Thank you
00:22:37You too, Daddy
00:22:38And thanks
00:22:39Works for them
00:22:40Okay, listen, you guys
00:22:41I want you to do everything
00:22:42Nancy asks you to do, okay?
00:22:43I promise there'll be
00:22:44Something in it for you
00:22:45Love you
00:22:46See ya
00:22:46Wow
00:22:47That's the biggest car
00:22:50I've ever seen
00:22:51Hi
00:22:53Who are those people?
00:22:55They're some friends
00:22:56Come on, honey
00:22:57We better hurry up
00:22:58Before they bring out
00:22:58The whole neighborhood
00:22:59See ya
00:23:00Bye, Mommy
00:23:01Bye, Daddy
00:23:02Bye
00:23:02Wow
00:23:05Glass of champagne
00:23:06To the first person
00:23:08Who can guess
00:23:08What Louise is doing
00:23:10To me right now
00:23:11Kidding
00:23:13Didn't think you got
00:23:14It's such an expense
00:23:15No trouble at all
00:23:16A friend of mine
00:23:19Owns the car
00:23:20So, how's the painting going?
00:23:25What's that?
00:23:27You said you're getting
00:23:28Your house painted?
00:23:29Oh, no
00:23:29We just say that
00:23:30Jack and I like
00:23:32To keep our home private
00:23:33Oh, no
00:23:35We should be proud of that
00:23:36Why, you guys aren't
00:23:37In a hurry to get home
00:23:38Are you?
00:23:39Our sir can stay the night
00:23:40If we ask her to
00:23:41Okay
00:23:42Good
00:23:43Perfect
00:23:44So, Al
00:23:47Is it right if I call you Al?
00:23:49Excuse me
00:23:50Forget it
00:23:51Um, would you like to trade seats with me?
00:23:55Because, although
00:23:56Louise and I
00:23:58Don't look like it
00:24:00We're sitting over here
00:24:02Feeling a little bit like a Senate subcommittee
00:24:04Know what I mean
00:24:05Is that all right?
00:24:08Sure
00:24:08Great
00:24:08Yeah
00:24:09Okay
00:24:12So, how do we look?
00:24:15Fabulous
00:24:15I would say you're the second sexiest couple in the car
00:24:18You look like you had a tough day at the office
00:24:22Actually, I did
00:24:25Alan's up for a vice presidency
00:24:27And he's got some pretty tough competition
00:24:29Ah, yes
00:24:30Neil Bradley
00:24:31Little prick
00:24:33A little tense?
00:24:50You don't like champagne?
00:24:52Uh, no
00:24:53It's the bubbles
00:24:54Honey
00:24:55Yes
00:24:57Can we get Wendy some white label?
00:24:59Sure
00:24:59Here
00:25:00Let me
00:25:01Dilemma
00:25:04Oh
00:25:04Here, I'll take this
00:25:06Thank you
00:25:07Okay
00:25:08A toast
00:25:11Let's have some fun
00:25:13Have fun
00:25:29I'll take this
00:25:45I'll take this
00:25:47ali
00:25:47Come, let me show you the view.
00:26:17Don't worry.
00:26:32She's in good hands.
00:26:47Come, let me show you the view.
00:27:17Let me show you the view.
00:27:47Let me show you the view.
00:28:17Let me show you the view.
00:28:48Where did we get him?
00:28:49Hey, no, no, no, it's already there.
00:28:50I can't know.
00:28:53Great, yeah.
00:28:55Hi, you have reached the bar next.
00:28:57Please leave a message after the beep.
00:28:59Hey, it's Jack here.
00:29:03Where have you two been hiding?
00:29:05Louise and I would love to see you two again.
00:29:08Didn't even turn your last call.
00:29:10I never got round to it much.
00:29:12Well, honey, you're not trying to string them along, are you?
00:29:15No, I'm just not comfortable with discussing, that's all.
00:29:20Tell them that we had a really good time,
00:29:22and we appreciate their concern, but we don't need them anymore.
00:29:26They take it too personally.
00:29:29Yes.
00:29:30Well, then just tell them that it doesn't fit into our lifestyle.
00:29:33I'm sure they can understand that.
00:29:36Okay, I can do that. I'll call them.
00:29:38Good.
00:29:38Good.
00:29:39Good.
00:29:40Yes.
00:29:43What?
00:29:45They were incredible, though, weren't they?
00:29:47Yeah, they were.
00:29:49It's our way.
00:29:59Are you about finished with that thing?
00:30:20The ice cream's melting.
00:30:21How come you scooped it out so soon?
00:30:23Wendy asked me, too.
00:30:25Here, Mom, let's cut this cake.
00:30:26Hello.
00:30:28Hi.
00:30:28Hey, everybody.
00:30:29Sorry we're late.
00:30:30Oh, what a great place to have a party.
00:30:32Jack, Louise.
00:30:37Hey, everybody.
00:30:38This is Jack and Louise.
00:30:40Hi.
00:30:41Friends, and this is, uh, Wendy's mom.
00:30:44Oh.
00:30:47Hey, Jack.
00:30:48Candace.
00:30:48Nice to meet you.
00:30:49And this must be the birthday boy?
00:30:52Oh.
00:30:53Is it for me?
00:30:55No, it's for me.
00:31:00Happy birthday, Daniel.
00:31:02For Aunt Louise and Uncle Jack.
00:31:05Wendy, you have fun with us.
00:31:07Are you saying they're aunt and uncle?
00:31:08Honey, they're just trying to be friendly.
00:31:10Be polite, okay?
00:31:10So is anybody going to give us some cake?
00:31:13Of course, yes.
00:31:14Have some cake.
00:31:15You give a smaller piece?
00:31:16Yeah.
00:31:18Thanks.
00:31:19I'm going to need pork.
00:31:22Maybe a napkin.
00:31:23Oh, would you like to have some?
00:31:26We'll get her, Ellen.
00:31:27Okay.
00:31:28I got it.
00:31:29Thanks, Belle.
00:31:30Who wants to see Uncle Jack juggle?
00:31:32Me!
00:31:33Check it out.
00:31:34I'm Uncle Jack!
00:31:35You're doing great, honey.
00:31:37Thank you, baby.
00:31:38You know, Ellen, if I hadn't called your secretary,
00:31:40I never would have known about this party.
00:31:43Huh?
00:31:46Ta-da!
00:31:47Everybody loves Jack.
00:31:53Why don't you find him attractive?
00:31:54Because I find your husband, Ken, very good-looking.
00:32:00Rachel, Rachel.
00:32:02Ken?
00:32:03Get the kids.
00:32:04It's time to go.
00:32:05One hand.
00:32:07Uh-huh.
00:32:08Sorry.
00:32:09Maybe I can try behind the back.
00:32:10Ready?
00:32:11Ta-da!
00:32:11I could kill your secretary.
00:32:18Well, you were the one that asked her to give out the directions.
00:32:21Yes, to invited guests.
00:32:23And what was she supposed to do?
00:32:24Interrogate every caller?
00:32:26I got a present, too, from Aunt Louise.
00:32:29It's my own birthday present.
00:32:33A bracelet?
00:32:34It's nice, honey.
00:32:40It's really nice.
00:32:46Yeah, I know.
00:32:49I'll call you on Tuesday.
00:32:51Yeah.
00:32:54Congratulations.
00:32:56What for?
00:32:57We're finally getting our shots with Paul McGrew.
00:33:00No kidding?
00:33:01All my faxes and nuisance calls must have paid off.
00:33:05Apparently so.
00:33:06His office called.
00:33:07He wants to play tennis this afternoon.
00:33:08We've got a court for one o'clock.
00:33:10Oh, yes!
00:33:11Alan, this is our big chance.
00:33:18When he gets here, you introduce us.
00:33:20I'll take it from there.
00:33:21That's going to be a little hard.
00:33:22I don't even know what he looks like.
00:33:24I've never met him before.
00:33:25Well, that must be him right there.
00:33:28Good afternoon, gentlemen.
00:33:30No.
00:33:31Alan, good to see you.
00:33:32And you must be the big boss.
00:33:37But you said you didn't know what he looks like.
00:33:38I don't know what he looks like.
00:33:39That's somebody else.
00:33:41Friend, sort of.
00:33:43Hey, fellas.
00:33:45I'm Jack Bauer.
00:33:46Adam Frazier.
00:33:47Great to see you, Adam.
00:33:48Hey, Alan.
00:33:49Hey, Jack.
00:33:49Oh, yeah, I think our fourth run is a little late.
00:33:51Excuse me?
00:33:52Paul McGrew, it's why you're here, isn't it?
00:33:54Yes, but...
00:33:55Jack!
00:33:56Buddy!
00:33:56I love this guy.
00:33:57Hey.
00:33:58Hey, Paul.
00:33:58How are you?
00:33:59Good to see you.
00:33:59Hi, Paul McGrew.
00:34:00Adam Frazier.
00:34:01Hi, Adam.
00:34:01Alan Barnett.
00:34:02Oh, and finally.
00:34:03Yeah.
00:34:03Jack here tells me you're going to make me an offer I can't refuse.
00:34:06We're sure going to try.
00:34:07Well, if it's anywhere near as good as a deal he cut for me, we're going to be in business.
00:34:11Let's get to it.
00:34:12So, Paul's company commissioned my company to do his whole chain.
00:34:19Monitors, speakers, everything.
00:34:24Big screen TVs, wireless speakers, and all the bars.
00:34:27It is going to be sensational.
00:34:28All right, now, don't hurt him, Alan.
00:34:39Get you next time, Bauer.
00:34:40Any time, Paul.
00:34:42Thanks.
00:34:42Good game.
00:34:43Take it easy, Paul.
00:34:44See you at the office.
00:34:46And I enjoyed it.
00:34:47I got to do that more.
00:34:49He likes you already, I can tell.
00:34:52How did you do this?
00:34:53It was easy.
00:34:55Just closed him with a great deal.
00:34:59Just like that?
00:35:00Oh, it's all in the technique.
00:35:03FBQS.
00:35:06What?
00:35:08Friendly, persistent, questioning, stare.
00:35:13You know when you get to that critical moment in a transaction.
00:35:17Right.
00:35:17This is what I do.
00:35:23Is that good or what?
00:35:30You didn't tell him about us.
00:35:33Of course not.
00:35:34This is business, buddy.
00:35:36Come on, let's butt.
00:35:37Let's butt.
00:35:48Jack could sell circles around me.
00:35:50Well, what did he do it for?
00:35:55A commission?
00:35:57A finder's fee?
00:35:58To get what he wants.
00:36:01Which is...
00:36:04Us.
00:36:08Alan, I thought we said we wouldn't do that anymore.
00:36:11I know.
00:36:12But it was a huge favor he did.
00:36:17I mean...
00:36:18I may get the promotion.
00:36:20It could be a big bonus.
00:36:23It seems rude not to...
00:36:26That's ridiculous.
00:36:31I'm sorry.
00:36:32Forget it.
00:36:34Forget it.
00:36:35Okay, but is that...
00:36:36I mean, is that what you want?
00:36:37Do you want to do it again?
00:36:44Do you?
00:36:48You want her again, don't you?
00:36:54You still have a great ass, you know?
00:36:58You have a great ass, too.
00:36:59I could get jealous tonight.
00:37:04I'm hoping you do.
00:37:07Really?
00:37:08Well, two can play that game.
00:37:10Give us a kiss.
00:37:10Hello, Barnett.
00:37:23We missed you.
00:37:26We've been looking forward to this.
00:37:31You look amazing.
00:37:34I got my hair done.
00:37:36Hi.
00:37:37Hello.
00:37:37You're looking pretty smooth yourself there, Alan.
00:37:41Why, thank you.
00:37:42I actually shaved.
00:37:44What do you think?
00:37:45This is awesome.
00:37:47Should have worn a toga.
00:37:49You won't be needing one.
00:37:53Come on.
00:37:58I thought we'd try something a little different tonight.
00:38:01You guys ever done ecstasy?
00:38:03I took a quaalude once in college.
00:38:06Oh, they've made some amazing advances on the recreational drug front.
00:38:20I'm up for it.
00:38:28Are you cold?
00:38:29It's nice.
00:38:30You've never done this.
00:38:38You've never done this.
00:38:39No.
00:39:09To good friends, to good business.
00:39:39Have you ever been with a woman before?
00:39:46Have you ever been with a woman before?
00:40:16Why don't you ever help me?
00:40:22About last night.
00:40:23Let's not talk about it, okay?
00:40:25It's open.
00:40:27I'm gonna get the kids.
00:40:33So are you ready to face the food, smart guys?
00:40:35I wouldn't worry about me, Alan.
00:40:37You know, it was supposed to be my account.
00:40:40Fraser must really want it, sending the both of us.
00:40:42If Adam really wanted it, he'd have sent just me.
00:40:45Hey, guys.
00:40:48Neil Bradley, right?
00:40:49Yeah.
00:40:50Great suit.
00:40:51Jack Bauer, how are you?
00:40:52Hi.
00:40:53Alan's told me all about you.
00:40:56See you at the meeting, Neil.
00:40:58Right.
00:40:58You take care, now.
00:41:03You don't call anymore?
00:41:05Why, is that why you came?
00:41:06Yeah.
00:41:09I've been kind of swamped at work.
00:41:11Oh.
00:41:12Well, listen, buddy.
00:41:15Louis really misses you.
00:41:17You know what I'm saying?
00:41:18You have to be busy, I understand.
00:41:20Can't make it tonight?
00:41:21Let's try for tomorrow night.
00:41:22It's, uh, Brooke's recital tomorrow.
00:41:26I'll check my calendar.
00:41:28If I didn't know any better, I'd think you're trying to avoid us!
00:41:37Okay.
00:41:38Okay.
00:41:40Next week, how about a show, dinner, whatever you want?
00:41:44Great.
00:41:45See how easy that was.
00:41:48Call me.
00:41:49Promise?
00:41:51I promise.
00:41:52See you soon.
00:42:00Well, thank you very much for your presentation.
00:42:02We've obviously put a lot of work into it.
00:42:05We'll think about it and, uh, get back to you.
00:42:10Okay.
00:42:11Hank, with all due respect, there is nothing to think about.
00:42:16The fact is, we all know there isn't anyone else in this industry who can match our quality,
00:42:20service, or price.
00:42:22So, what do you say?
00:42:27Whoo, what a day.
00:42:35Get promoted in the morning, close a deal the same night.
00:42:38Promoted?
00:42:39What the hell are you talking about?
00:42:40Didn't Adam tell you?
00:42:41He picked me.
00:42:42No, he didn't tell me.
00:42:43Well, you know, he probably didn't want you to get bent out of shape and fuck up this deal.
00:42:46Fuck it up?
00:42:47I closed it, you piece of shit.
00:42:52Yeah.
00:42:54We'll bring it up in your review.
00:43:00See you tomorrow, pal.
00:43:00You coming?
00:43:17Come on.
00:43:37Yeah.
00:43:37No way.
00:44:03Louise, I can't do this.
00:44:04Wendy and I, we're not...
00:44:05You'll never have this with your wife.
00:44:14The bedroom, and...
00:44:16Daddy had to work late.
00:44:21Where have you been?
00:44:24Who are you talking to?
00:44:25Grandma.
00:44:26Mom's in a bad mood.
00:44:28Like, what else is new?
00:44:32Yes.
00:44:32Hey, Margaret.
00:44:37Yeah, I just walked in.
00:44:38Look, whatever she's upset about, I'll take care of.
00:44:42Yeah.
00:44:44Okay, don't worry about it.
00:44:46I'll call you.
00:44:50We're not the right kind of people, Ellen.
00:44:53Whatever made us think we could do this?
00:44:55I mean, we've made some mistakes, but they're in the past.
00:44:58It's behind us.
00:44:59It's done.
00:45:01Everything is okay, really.
00:45:04It's gonna be okay, really.
00:45:08What happened to your lap?
00:45:11I banged it.
00:45:13Getting in the car.
00:45:14It's nothing.
00:45:15Okay.
00:45:16Promise me that we'll never see them again.
00:45:19I promise.
00:45:26I swear to God.
00:45:29I swear to God.
00:45:33Are you wearing a new cologne?
00:45:37No.
00:45:38No, it must be that soap.
00:45:41You're right.
00:45:42You're right.
00:45:43You know, we ought to get things back on track.
00:45:45What do you want to do?
00:45:49Just something normal.
00:46:03Can I answer the phone?
00:46:10Hello?
00:46:13Oh, my God.
00:46:15The meeting broke up around 10, 15.
00:46:18Last time I saw Neil, who was in the lobby,
00:46:20and he was heading for the elevator.
00:46:21Then you didn't leave together?
00:46:23No.
00:46:24I went to the men's room.
00:46:27We'd take separate cars.
00:46:31So, was it a mugging?
00:46:32What happened?
00:46:34He was beaten to death.
00:46:35They think a pipe or a lug wrench or something.
00:46:38Jesus.
00:46:41After you left the men's room, what did you do?
00:46:45I went to the parking garage.
00:46:49Got in my car.
00:46:51Did you notice anything unusual in the garage?
00:46:54No.
00:46:54Just got in my car and left.
00:46:57Parking attendance records show that you left the garage at 10.44.
00:47:01Wait a minute.
00:47:02Is Alan a suspect here?
00:47:03Honey.
00:47:03Some of the night staff said that you and Mr. Bradley had an argument in the lobby door at 10.20.
00:47:09Well, it wasn't really an argument.
00:47:11We were discussing a business deal.
00:47:13I'm just trying to establish a timeline.
00:47:16Detective, if you think Alan had anything to do with this,
00:47:18he is the straightest, most law-abiding citizen in the world.
00:47:23As of now, we don't have any suspects.
00:47:29So, are we through?
00:47:32Sure.
00:47:34I know where I can find you.
00:47:35Sorry to bother you both so late.
00:47:38Oh, what happened to your lip?
00:47:40Oh, I banged it on the car door.
00:47:43Not real clots sometimes.
00:47:44I'm still hungry.
00:47:56I know.
00:47:56Let's make some cookies.
00:47:58We haven't done that in a long time.
00:47:59Chocolate chip!
00:48:00Peanut butter!
00:48:01I like peanut butter!
00:48:02What do you think, Dad?
00:48:04Huh?
00:48:04Oh, I'm sorry.
00:48:06Whatever.
00:48:12Uncle Jack!
00:48:13We just had pizza!
00:48:15Hey, right on, Bella!
00:48:17Where's Aunt Louise?
00:48:18She's at home, but she told me to give you a big hug.
00:48:21Now, you guys run in there and see.
00:48:23I brought you a big surprise.
00:48:24Oh, boy!
00:48:28Went for pizza, huh?
00:48:29Yeah.
00:48:30How'd you get in?
00:48:32Oh.
00:48:33Everybody always leaves a key right under their potted plant.
00:48:37Mom!
00:48:38Dad!
00:48:38Come see what Uncle Jack bought us!
00:48:43Wow!
00:48:44They're almost life-sized!
00:48:46This is awesome!
00:48:49We asked for one of these for Christmas the last two years.
00:48:52But Mom and Dad said we couldn't afford it.
00:48:55Thanks, Uncle Jack!
00:48:57He's not your Uncle Dan.
00:48:59Why don't you take your brother outside?
00:49:01Oh, do we have to?
00:49:02Just go.
00:49:04People make their way to shore and share their bounty with hungry offspring.
00:49:09One should never approach these huge creatures.
00:49:12I hope you like where I put it.
00:49:13I went through the whole house, and this seemed like the best spot.
00:49:16Coming to you right to the point.
00:49:17You can't accept the TV.
00:49:21You have to take it back.
00:49:22And we really resent you breaking into our house.
00:49:28Can you get out of my chair, please?
00:49:31I don't understand.
00:49:34I was just trying to surprise you guys.
00:49:36Alan and I don't want to see you or Louise anymore.
00:49:39It's not right for us.
00:49:40And frankly, we wish we'd never gotten into it.
00:49:43Well, it's too bad.
00:49:45Louise and I always saw this as a long-term relationship.
00:49:48Well, it's not going to work out.
00:49:50Well, hang on, guys.
00:49:52I mean, what happened here?
00:49:53It's just a TV.
00:49:55Listen.
00:49:57Louise and I have been playing the field for a long time.
00:49:59We've had a lot of fun, but that's not so safe to do anymore.
00:50:02I mean, we had always hoped that we would meet a nice couple
00:50:06so that we could all just settle down.
00:50:09Jack.
00:50:09You guys got to realize we are totally committed to you.
00:50:12We're not interested.
00:50:14You got to find somebody else.
00:50:16So, in the meantime, get your TV, take it out of here,
00:50:21and then we can all go on with our lives.
00:50:24You make it all sound so simple, Al.
00:50:27It is, Jack.
00:50:28No, it's not, Wendy.
00:50:30You see, underneath it all,
00:50:34Louise and I, we want the same things that you guys do.
00:50:37Nice house, family, friends.
00:50:41You've really opened our eyes.
00:50:42Jack, I'm sorry, but this, this is not our problem.
00:50:53I was really looking forward to spending some more time with you
00:50:55since you got the promotion.
00:50:57You got that promotion?
00:50:58Yeah, I, uh, I was next in line.
00:51:01He deserved it.
00:51:02Too bad what happened to Neil.
00:51:13I think it's time you go.
00:51:16Yeah.
00:51:22You're probably right.
00:51:29You bastard!
00:51:32Turn it off.
00:51:33It's a gift.
00:51:34For your eyes only.
00:51:35I'm not going to show anyone else.
00:51:37You won't believe this.
00:51:38We got to...
00:51:38Give me the control.
00:51:39Quick, you'll see what we got.
00:51:44Oh.
00:51:53Oh.
00:51:53Oh.
00:51:55Oh.
00:52:00Oh.
00:52:01Oh.
00:52:01Oh.
00:52:02Oh.
00:52:02Oh.
00:52:02Oh.
00:52:03Oh.
00:52:03Oh.
00:52:03Oh.
00:52:04Oh.
00:52:04Oh.
00:52:05Oh.
00:52:05Oh.
00:52:05Come on, guys. Let's go outside.
00:52:28You think Jack killed Neil, don't you?
00:52:31No.
00:52:36I don't know.
00:52:41What do you think?
00:52:46I think we don't know a damn thing about either one of them.
00:53:05Adam, I've been thinking about this vice-presidency and it... it doesn't feel right.
00:53:21Alan, just relax. You've earned it. Now we all feel bad about Neil, but what happened to him wasn't your fault. Every dog has his day. This is yours. Jack! How are you?
00:53:30Good, Adam. Nice to see you. Congratulations on the promotion, Alan.
00:53:34What are you doing here?
00:53:35I was just going to tell you about this. Jack is outfitting us with a closed-circuit video surveillance system. Offices, warehouses, parking lots. He's going to make sure that our employees are safe from now on.
00:53:46Because there's nothing more important than safe employees. That's right. I'll get those figures from you later, Jack.
00:53:51You take care now.
00:53:53Well, everything's falling right into place.
00:53:56I've got work to do.
00:54:04Alan!
00:54:11You know how much we love you guys, right?
00:54:15Do me a favor. Tell Wendy to call off the investigation.
00:54:22What the hell are you talking about?
00:54:24Call her. Ask her what she's been doing all day.
00:54:30Fuck!
00:54:31Verna!
00:54:33I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:54:35That detective called. He wants to talk to you again.
00:54:46Come on, Daniel!
00:54:48Come on, hustle it! Hustle it!
00:54:49Get this in! Get this in! Get this in!
00:54:59This guy at the bar said that Jack put a man's head through a window and Louise just laughed.
00:55:03People have fights in bars.
00:55:08The guy was Louise's first husband.
00:55:11I found out at the library that he was killed in a skiing accident a month later.
00:55:16So?
00:55:20There were no witnesses.
00:55:22That was a really dumb thing going down to that bar or by yourself.
00:55:27Well, too bad. The point is, I think we have to tell the police.
00:55:30What? Tell them what?
00:55:31The couple that we've been swinging with aren't the upright citizens that we thought they were?
00:55:35Because if we tell the police, everything's gonna come out.
00:55:38All there is to do is to put as much distance between us and them as possible.
00:55:42Did you see me? Did you see what I did?
00:55:56I'm sorry, champ. What happened?
00:55:58I just scored the winning goal.
00:56:00Oh, God. Excuse me.
00:56:03Daniel?
00:56:04Daniel?
00:56:05Daniel?
00:56:16He's coming out with the lights.
00:56:27Daniel?
00:56:29Daniel?
00:56:31Daniel?
00:56:32Daniel?
00:56:36Damn, Daniel?
00:56:39Daniel?
00:56:41Daniel?
00:56:50A bottle of brandy for the new neighbors?
00:56:58Hi, neighbors.
00:56:59Hi, neighbors.
00:57:01No, you're not.
00:57:02I love the suburbs.
00:57:04Look who's here.
00:57:05Great.
00:57:06Oh, hi.
00:57:08So, what do you think?
00:57:09Okay, you've made your point.
00:57:13This isn't gonna change anything.
00:57:16Because we're not like you.
00:57:18And we never will be.
00:57:21What has happened to you two?
00:57:23I mean, didn't we make your lives more exciting?
00:57:25Isn't that what you wanted?
00:57:26I mean, all we wanted to do was be close to you.
00:57:30Just stay away from us.
00:57:32You better straighten her out, Alan.
00:57:34Everything's fine over here.
00:57:37This doesn't need to be complicated!
00:57:49I spoke to a couple of agents today.
00:57:53We were at the state market, still in the dumper.
00:57:55Our house is upside down.
00:57:57What's that supposed to mean?
00:57:59It means that we...
00:58:02It means that we owe more money on our loan than the house is worth.
00:58:10You still want to sell?
00:58:11Of course.
00:58:12What do you think?
00:58:12I don't understand why you want to sell this house.
00:58:18It's an awful thing to do to the kids.
00:58:21Let them change schools, leave their friends.
00:58:24There are other factors involved, Mother.
00:58:27Is there something wrong between you and Alan?
00:58:29No.
00:58:30I mean, no.
00:58:31Why would you ask such a thing?
00:58:33Well...
00:58:33It's just that...
00:58:37Oh, dear.
00:58:47It's just that Brooke asked me today if anything happened to you or her father.
00:58:54Could she and Daniel come and live with me?
00:58:56Now, why would she say a thing like that?
00:58:58I don't know, Mother.
00:58:59She's a kid.
00:59:00They say strange things.
00:59:05Well, isn't that the fellow that came to Daniel's birthday party?
00:59:10Yeah.
00:59:11Yeah.
00:59:12A strange couple.
00:59:14Yes.
00:59:15Hello, Mother.
00:59:16I didn't know they were your neighbors.
00:59:19Can we have dessert in front of the TV?
00:59:21Too bad we can't watch it on our big screen.
00:59:24You have a big screen TV?
00:59:26We used to have one.
00:59:30But Mom broke it.
00:59:31Oh, too bad, huh?
00:59:33Who wants ice cream with their pie?
00:59:34Me!
00:59:34I want to hear more about this television.
00:59:36It was a present from Uncle Jack and Aunt Louise.
00:59:39Hello?
00:59:39Mom smashed it on purpose.
00:59:43Yeah, just a second.
00:59:44It's for you, Dad!
00:59:45It's a detective!
00:59:47Oh, boy.
00:59:48Let's have our pie in the other room.
00:59:49Come on.
00:59:49Hello?
00:59:51Uh, no.
00:59:53Look, I've already told you everything I know.
00:59:56No, I'm with my family.
00:59:59No, Monday I can.
01:00:00I have meetings all day.
01:00:02Tuesday?
01:00:0610 a.m.
01:00:08Sure.
01:00:10Okay.
01:00:10Okay.
01:00:20I can't stop thinking about this meeting with that cop tomorrow.
01:00:39Well, you're just going to tell him the same thing you told him before, right?
01:00:53Where you were that night and what you did?
01:00:55How complicated could that be?
01:00:56Daddy!
01:00:57Hey, Sam.
01:00:59Hey, Sam.
01:01:02How was your day?
01:01:04Okay.
01:01:05Where's your sister?
01:01:06She's still at Scout's.
01:01:07no she isn't she went next door
01:01:12to the newmans no tunk of jack and aunt louise's
01:01:18ruff where are you we're playing dress up how do i look how dare you do this to my child just
01:01:26pretend mom when you come on go straight home we're calling the police talk to you when you
01:01:32get there what are you talking about she came here on her own she's 11 years old you sick
01:01:36fuck you better not have touched her take it easy alan it was an innocent little game as if you're
01:01:41innocent of anything people like you being innocent means you just didn't get caught you mean people
01:01:45like us and we know about your first husband's accident too what about neil
01:01:49oh well i like this game go ahead call the cops but you might want to consider what some people
01:02:02might think of some dirty little facts about you too like your mother wendy or adam fraser and the
01:02:09boys at work alan or how about the parents of all those little kitties that come through wendy's museum
01:02:16and you know who'd really like to see that tape child protective services absolutely
01:02:23that have your kids out of here so quick it'd look like a fucking alien abduction
01:02:27you two are repulsive you didn't find me repulsive the other night at your offices
01:02:35what that's right wendy you see your husband here he fucked me and he fucked me in an elevator
01:02:45and he fucked me better than he's ever fucked you
01:02:50look it was stupid and spur of the moment i didn't think in the elevator for christ's sake
01:03:09but wendy i'm sorry i'll do whatever you want you broke the rules there are no rules in something
01:03:15like this it was a big mistake a mistake that never would have occurred to me i was raised catholic
01:03:20for christ's sake you were in this every step of the way and you know it not every step and now
01:03:24they have their hooks in our kids i'm calling the police you're not gonna call it stop it
01:03:28i don't know how i'm gonna tell my mother
01:03:40i might be able to get a job in cleveland of course i won't have a reference
01:03:49you make your plans just don't include me in the kids
01:03:52help me in the kids
01:04:19Did you hear that?
01:04:30Shit.
01:04:31Yeah.
01:04:49Yeah.
01:05:19Hey, buddy.
01:05:28Borrowed your lug wrench a couple of weeks ago.
01:05:30I thought I'd get you another one.
01:05:34Took my lug wrench?
01:05:40With my fingerprints on it.
01:05:43Don't worry, it's in a safe place.
01:05:49See you, Alan.
01:05:53By the way, do you really think we'd let the two of you leave?
01:05:57Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:06:03Have a great day.
01:06:33Here it is in a nutshell.
01:06:44You guys win.
01:06:46Well, we decided to give it a try.
01:06:48No, everything went fine with the cops.
01:06:50I stayed calm and said all the right things.
01:06:53It's like the guy said about the prospect of being hanged in the morning.
01:06:57It concentrates the mind wonderfully.
01:07:00We figured it was time to call a truce.
01:07:07All of us.
01:07:08The four of us.
01:07:11Yeah, that's what I was calling about.
01:07:13Yeah, us too.
01:07:18We have a great place.
01:07:19It's very secluded.
01:07:23A client of mine owns it.
01:07:24He's going to be away.
01:07:27Right.
01:07:29Well, you talk to Louise, and we can set a date.
01:07:33Great.
01:07:35Talk to you soon.
01:07:35Do you really think you can do this?
01:07:47Do you really think you can do this?
01:07:47You haven't braided my hair for a really long time.
01:08:08I guess I just felt like it.
01:08:12Does this mean you're not mad at me anymore?
01:08:14I was never mad at you, sweetheart.
01:08:18Then how come you act so mean all the time?
01:08:24It's not your fault.
01:08:26I'm sorry, honey.
01:08:28Maybe one day you'll have a family of your own, and you'll find out how hard it is to try
01:08:39to do everything right all the time, try to be everything for everybody.
01:08:47But it is not possible.
01:08:49I know we make mistakes, but I promise you that things are going to change.
01:08:57I'm going to do better, okay?
01:09:02I love you.
01:09:09Pretty girl.
01:09:10Do you think they're suspicious?
01:09:20Maybe.
01:09:22The thing to remember is Jack can't think past his dick, so if we keep their minds focused
01:09:27on sex, we should be okay.
01:09:35Hey, look.
01:09:36Brooke's retainer.
01:09:40Hey, guys.
01:09:51What a really nice place.
01:09:53Love the boots, Wendy.
01:10:03Scotch.
01:10:05No, thank you.
01:10:06You sure it's your favorite?
01:10:07I'm fine.
01:10:08Really, thanks.
01:10:10Maybe.
01:10:22Come here.
01:10:23Come here.
01:10:23Why don't we go upstairs and go exploring?
01:10:40That is a great idea.
01:10:43That way, Wendy and I can stay right here and snuggle.
01:10:46I tell you what, why don't the two of you go upstairs, and Wendy and I will meet you up
01:11:01there soon.
01:11:04You know, you guys are acting a little weird.
01:11:08Are you sure that you're not still holding a grudge?
01:11:12Are you sure that you're not still holding a grudge?
01:11:13No.
01:11:14No.
01:11:16Can't we just talk?
01:11:19Why rush it?
01:11:21Let's enjoy it.
01:11:22Baby?
01:11:23I'm starting to get a really bad feeling about all of this.
01:11:36Really?
01:11:42Why don't you feel these?
01:11:50Well, I'm glad we could all be friends again.
01:11:52Wendy, honey, I'm so sorry.
01:12:11I never meant it to go that far.
01:12:12If I could have thought of a way to stop it, I would have.
01:12:15Just get in there and get it over with while they're so asleep.
01:12:45You think that's going to make your problems go away?
01:13:15I wish you had the nerve to pull that trigger.
01:13:22And then I'd die respecting you.
01:13:39Go to bed, Alan.
01:13:45Go to bed.
01:14:09Come on, come on, come on, come on, you piece of shit!
01:14:39Perfect!
01:14:41Now what?
01:14:46Our car broke down once in Yellowstone.
01:14:52You know what we did?
01:14:55Let me guess.
01:14:57You fucked.
01:14:58Right there in the middle of the park.
01:15:00It seemed like the only thing to do.
01:15:03Well, what I've learned is if you find yourself in a situation that's beyond your control,
01:15:08the smartest thing you can do is relax and go along for the ride.
01:15:12And then there was that cute little park ranger that came out of nowhere!
01:15:16Oh, that's right! He was gonna sight us?
01:15:19Yeah.
01:15:21Baby, remember Santorini?
01:15:24You know all that beautiful black sand?
01:15:27Of course, you stole the show by going topless on the beach.
01:15:31Had all those creek boys about ready to snap it right there.
01:15:34How long did we reach the gas station?
01:15:36You know what, we should go there!
01:15:38We could bring the kids!
01:15:39That's a great idea!
01:15:41Of course, I can't wait to see that black sand all over Wendy's big, beautiful tits.
01:15:46Blue!
01:15:48Jack, Jack, you're on the road!
01:15:51It's okay, we're fine, guys!
01:15:53Please be quiet, I'm trying to concentrate!
01:15:54Jack, people walk!
01:15:55Please!
01:15:56Jack, slow down!
01:15:57Stop!
01:15:58Jack...
01:16:00Jack, look out!
01:16:02Whoa!
01:16:06Ahh!
01:16:09Jack!
01:16:10Oh, my God.
01:16:40Oh, my God.
01:17:10Oh, my God.
01:17:40Oh, my God.
01:17:41We crashed!
01:17:42What are you doing?
01:17:44We never crashed!
01:17:47Oh, my God.
01:17:49Oh, my God.
01:17:50Oh, my God.
01:17:53Louise?
01:17:55Louise?
01:17:57Baby?
01:17:58Louise?
01:17:59Louise?
01:18:00Lou?
01:18:01Louise?
01:18:06Louise?
01:18:07Louise?
01:18:09Oh, baby.
01:18:10Louise?
01:18:11Oh, baby.
01:18:12Louise?
01:18:13Ellen!
01:18:16Ellen! Ellen!
01:18:24Ellen!
01:18:26Wendy! Come on, you guys!
01:18:28You gotta help us get out of here!
01:18:30Where are you guys?
01:18:34Fucking lay out! Ellen!
01:18:36I'm sick!
01:18:38Come back and get us out of here!
01:18:42You don't wanna get rid of me!
01:18:44You'll never get rid of me!
01:18:48Come on, guys!
01:18:50We're still a team, right?
01:18:52When this is all over,
01:18:56we gotta do it again!
01:19:00Ellen!
01:19:14How do you feel about getting the kids a puppy for Christmas?
01:19:18There's no way around it, really.
01:19:20I practically promised it to them.
01:19:22Oh, did I tell you that Dennis said Danny's gonna need braces?
01:19:26Bills, bills, bills, bills, bills!
01:19:28How do you feel about getting the kids a puppy for Christmas?
01:19:36There's no way around it, really.
01:19:38I practically promised it to them.
01:19:42Oh, did I tell you that Dennis said Danny's gonna need braces?
01:19:48Bills.
01:19:49Bills, bills, bills, bills.
01:19:52And more bills.
01:19:58Want a back rub?
01:20:09Really?
01:20:12Sure.
01:20:15Where's the lotion?
01:20:28Get the ball.
01:20:45Get the ball.
01:20:45Get the ball.
01:20:46Good job, Danny.
01:20:51Good job, Danny.
01:20:53Good job, Danny.
01:20:54Good job.
01:20:55Good job.
01:21:03Woo-hoo.
01:21:06Good job.
01:21:11Yeah.
01:21:13Oh, my God.
01:21:43Oh, my God.
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