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90 Day: Pillow Talk - Season 32 Episode 14 -
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00:00Hello?
00:01I'm gonna miss the show.
00:03Ed, what are you doing?
00:07Why are you dressed up like a mime?
00:08There's no rope.
00:09Ed, please tell me what's going on here.
00:17I don't know why I'm doing this.
00:19Why is it working?
00:20Aw.
00:25And the marriage will cost maybe some legal dues
00:27to marry at the municipal.
00:30The partnership agreement, maybe $600, $700.
00:34Why does he not know the exact amount?
00:36I think he knows the guy who knows the guy
00:38who's gonna give him a work permit.
00:40Is that a bottle of whiskey behind him?
00:42What kind of lawyer is this?
00:44You think there's something to explore still?
00:48I really do.
00:50Why does he talk like he's-
00:51I think there's something close to us, though.
00:53You're gonna break out a magic wand any moment.
00:56I think she said all those things.
00:57Shut up.
00:58What?
00:59I need money for about the job, babe.
01:02I'm not-
01:06Yeah.
01:08You see, after he wears that uniform,
01:09he's changed to tell me.
01:11He look more strong man, more sexy man.
01:14And he just look the same.
01:15My love, I know what you love.
01:18I was-
01:19Yeah.
01:19Oh my God.
01:21Love a man in uniform.
01:22Oh, God!
01:23Oh, yeah!
01:24Oh, my God!
01:33Babe, where are you?
01:35Hello!
01:41Oh, that's cute.
01:42What?
01:43Let me see this.
01:44Let me try.
01:44It's the holiday season.
01:46What are you doing?
01:47It's loud.
01:48Are you kidding me?
01:49No, I'm very serious.
01:50I'm gonna pack that away.
01:53Tim, hurry, hurry!
01:54I'm coming.
01:55Starting!
01:56All right.
01:57It is starting.
01:58I'm ready to go the other way, Veronica.
02:00I am so excited.
02:01Who do you think is gonna make it, man?
02:02Well, first of all, I'm just excited that I will not be going the other way.
02:06Okay, so you figured it out.
02:08Okay, but-
02:09Congratulations.
02:09Now it's your turn.
02:10We're gonna find you a lovely lady.
02:12I don't want.
02:12I'm actually good at being single.
02:14But you could marry someone like Madeline.
02:17No.
02:18Are Pattie and Dylan gonna get on the same page about his mom?
02:22Hmm.
02:22Is Greta gonna move back to the US?
02:25Where's her cat?
02:29Dude, is Chloe gonna be able to get a job in Aruba?
02:33A stripper- no, not a stripper.
02:38Someone needs to put you in mine jail.
02:44No, I can't wait to see what's gonna happen with Greta and Matthew.
02:48Oh my God, you copying me.
02:50Yeah, what's going on with Greta and Matthew?
02:52It's like adequate here.
02:54Oh.
02:55I had to just do a rollover in the bed, you know?
03:00What are you doing here?
03:02It's past your bedtime.
03:06Go in your bed.
03:07Get out of here, dance party.
03:09Dance yourself in the bed.
03:10Get in your bed.
03:12What are you doing here?
03:13It's time to dance yourself to bed.
03:15Let's go.
03:16Chop, chop.
03:23Ducks.
03:24Those are not ducks.
03:25They're some sort of egrets.
03:26Ooh, I'd like to go play tennis.
03:29I think I still have your old tennis racket in the chair.
03:30I don't like playing on clay court, so.
03:32Dylan and Patia.
03:33Patia and Dylan.
03:40Sorry, a bit hard.
03:41Okay.
03:43Oh.
03:45Okay, who gonna win?
03:46Patia, Patia, really?
03:47Smack that, serve her heart, yo.
03:49Clash of the oldies.
03:51Oh my God.
03:52Something I will never do with my mother-in-law, play tennis.
03:54Her backhand is weak.
03:55So is mine.
03:56And her front hand apparently is weak, too.
03:58It's also mine.
03:59I've been in Tasmania for a few weeks now, and Dylan's mom invited me to go play tennis
04:05with her today.
04:06Ah!
04:07She gonna win to Patia how she win her song.
04:10She can't play.
04:11Swing it like a baseball bat.
04:13If I worked at that tennis course, I would 86 them.
04:20Excuse me.
04:21Ooh, that was a bad one, wasn't it?
04:24I have that same dress she's wearing.
04:28You're an ordi, too.
04:29I was gonna say, I probably look just like she does in it.
04:31Mm-hmm.
04:32I've got one, Patia.
04:3630 love.
04:37Oh my God.
04:3830 love.
04:39I don't know how to keep score in tennis.
04:41It goes 15, 30, 40.
04:43Oh, is that so?
04:44Or is it just because you're hearing her?
04:45No, no, no.
04:46I used to play tennis every weekend.
04:47Mm-hmm.
04:48Pretty good at ping pong, too.
04:49Hell yeah?
04:50You know who's really good at ping pong, Seth?
04:52You guys could duel it out.
04:54I'm good.
04:55Have you ever played tennis, babe?
04:56Yeah, babe.
04:57I grew up with a tennis court.
04:58Now it's like really run down.
05:00There's like skunks that live under it, so nobody like goes out there.
05:04How did you feel when you knew that Dylan said, Mom, Patia's gonna be moving here?
05:09Even though you knew I hated you and wanted nothing to do with you?
05:13Uh-oh.
05:16Not helpful right now, Patia.
05:17I was about to say, like, maybe not use that word.
05:20Well, how you can say that to somebody you hate and you talk to them?
05:23You tell them you hate me, I don't wanna even talk to you.
05:26In order for me to feel comfortable here, I need to set boundaries.
05:32Like, maybe not call Dylan every day, three times a day.
05:36So that's still bothering you?
05:37Like, why does it matter if she calls three times?
05:39I'd be like, I birthed this man.
05:42You think that I don't get the right to call him?
05:46Girl.
05:48Stop calling my man.
05:50Only thing I was gonna do is build animosity between the two.
05:54Between the two titans.
05:56One old and one older.
05:58But isn't that a good thing?
05:59Because wouldn't you want him to stop everything to talk to you?
06:02Yes, yes.
06:03Because you're important to him?
06:04Yes, but unless it's an emergency, you know?
06:06I don't know about that.
06:07Mmm, she just said mmm.
06:09She just said mmm.
06:11Girl, no.
06:12Yeah, you just got here, Patia.
06:14You need to chill out.
06:15She birthed that little .
06:17If Coben's dating somebody and I call, you better answer the phone.
06:22I'm your mother.
06:24And I am number one.
06:26Yeah, not number one.
06:27I am.
06:28Sometimes he'll phone me at half past nine at night.
06:30I'll say, what do you want, Dil?
06:31And he wants to chat.
06:32So it's not just me.
06:33It could be yes.
06:34You better get in his ear too.
06:38Babe, this is like a cat fight.
06:40But like a cougar fight, because they're old as hell.
06:43Hey, as much as I loved you putting on this costume,
06:46you're kind of creeping me out now.
06:48So can you go change?
06:50Yeah.
06:51Rinse.
06:52Yes.
06:53Don't come out here naked.
06:54Yes.
06:55New clothes too.
06:56All right, skedaddle.
06:57Ow!
06:58Get out here.
07:06Bhatni.
07:08OK, are we finally in India?
07:09And that crepe looks amazing.
07:10Can we have crepes later?
07:12Manon and Anthony.
07:14Ed, is that your family?
07:16That's my shirt.
07:17Dude.
07:18Oh, shoot.
07:19Did I take off my my makeup too soon?
07:20I think you did, bro.
07:22My last couple of attempts have really failed at giving this,
07:25like grand gesture of love to Manon with being a mime
07:28and the goat farm.
07:30So tonight, I have a romantic getaway plan.
07:35Oh, bro.
07:36We know how your romantic stuff goes.
07:37Bro, literally, your dates have not been going well.
07:39You know what I deserve?
07:40Peace and quiet.
07:42Here, the Terrace du Port, it's open seven days a week.
07:46It's the only stores that are open on Sundays.
07:47That's why tomorrow, maybe I can get my nails done.
07:51I could do them for you.
07:52Oh, my God, what?
07:53Oh, my God.
07:54He's ready for a good night and he's yawning.
07:55I'd be like, you can paint my nails if I can wax your balls.
07:58Regular polish?
07:59Yeah.
08:00Gel polish?
08:01No.
08:02Why?
08:03You can't do the gel.
08:04It's a process.
08:05It takes my nail, lady, an hour and a half.
08:06Why did she just scamming you?
08:07She's not.
08:08I'm not.
08:09Yeah.
08:10I'm not.
08:11It's the only store that opens on Sundays.
08:12I'm not.
08:13I'm not.
08:14I can do them for you.
08:15Has your mom got nail polish?
08:16Oh, my God, what?
08:17Oh, my God.
08:18He's ready for a good night and he's yawning.
08:19I'd be like, you can paint my nails if I can wax your balls.
08:21Ma, would you ever trust me to do your nails?
08:24Regular polish?
08:25Yeah.
08:26Gel polish?
08:27No.
08:28Why?
08:29You can't do the gel.
08:30What if she's just camming you?
08:33She's not, because I'm watching her do it.
08:37OK, not a good joke either, but that's fine.
08:40It's not a joke.
08:42It's how you save money.
08:43And that, I cannot do it now anymore?
08:44No.
08:45Great.
08:46Oh, my god.
08:47Oh, great.
08:48Again, that's getting my nails done, girl.
08:49You know how often I get these hot dogs done on my feet?
08:52Once every three months, OK?
08:54Imagine that.
08:56Earlier today, when we were down in this, like,
08:59historic part of Marseille, there was this little shop
09:02that had some seashell earrings.
09:05And I said I didn't have my wallet
09:07so that she would not buy anything.
09:10Why didn't you just buy her the earrings?
09:13How much could shell earrings cost?
09:20Time out, time out, time out.
09:22I have my wallet at home.
09:24It's just sometimes I rush, and I forget it.
09:27Andy, I did the same thing.
09:29You know who I did that with?
09:30I did that with Lauren and Alex, but it was by accident.
09:33I left my wallet in the hotel, and we was out
09:35in the pizza shop.
09:36You kidding me?
09:37They have to pay for you.
09:39I have to pay for my pizza.
09:43Then me, being the juvenile sense of humor that I have,
09:50kind of flashed my wallet as we're leaving the shop
09:52to show her, and I shouldn't have done that.
09:57Why did he do that?
09:59Why did you do that?
10:02That was a dumb move.
10:03You got to continue to play.
10:05If it's working in your favor, you don't go against the grain, man.
10:08You just shoot yourself in the foot.
10:10I mean, I definitely would have been mad
10:12if you lied about having the wallet.
10:14But she will always find a reason to get mad.
10:16Well, you know what's crazy?
10:17It's like, I don't ever need your money
10:18because I have my own money.
10:19And I'd be like, bitch, I got my money on me.
10:22I don't need your money, honey.
10:25I apologized.
10:26I said where I'm coming from.
10:28But like I said, you would invalidate the way
10:32I felt about it, which you did.
10:34I don't invalidate.
10:36You invalidated how I felt when you dressed up like a mime
10:39and just came here unannounced.
10:41I don't know if I can trust you anymore, dude.
10:43Oh, I wouldn't trust me.
10:44Hey, I think you still got some lipstick on, Ed.
10:47I do?
10:48I asked you if I had any leftover.
10:51Or maybe your lipstick's really red.
10:53No, it's probably makeup.
10:54OK, .
10:57I feel like I need to be a whole different person for you.
11:04But I'm sorry, Antoni.
11:05I cannot change for you.
11:07Man, they didn't even make it to the hotel yet.
11:10What a romantic night.
11:11Jeez.
11:12I hope she can chill out.
11:13She needs to chill.
11:15She needs to come to our house and just be around three kids
11:18and realize how chill your life is with just one.
11:21And I don't think I love you anymore.
11:27You could have did that on video chat.
11:29You had to go all the way over there and tell that man that.
11:31And get that cat off the table.
11:33Annie, this is a game I saw on social media.
11:37OK.
11:38Don't break the egg.
11:40You tap the glasses.
11:41You tap the cup as fast as you can, back and forth, back and forth,
11:43back and forth, back and forth, back and forth.
11:45Whoever does this, smack the egg by accident, loses.
11:49You ready?
11:50Ready.
11:51Ladies first.
11:52Go.
11:56Looking at me.
11:58No, I don't look at you.
11:59I look at the cup.
12:00Why?
12:01Because that's how it goes.
12:02It goes like that.
12:03All right, you almost there.
12:04See?
12:08This is how I slow any move.
12:09Look.
12:10You don't want to make it.
12:11I slow that.
12:12Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
12:14Because you can't fool me.
12:19It was a good game.
12:24You know, I knew I was going to, um, come on.
12:28Oh, yeah?
12:29Oh, yeah.
12:30That's good for your face.
12:36Dingley, we're surely back in England.
12:38Oh, my god.
12:39Look, you're not even sitting next to .
12:42Greta and Matthew O.
12:44I don't think I love you anymore.
12:49Oh, my god.
12:52Oh.
12:53You could have did that on video chat.
12:55You had to go all the way over there and tell that man that.
12:58And get that cat off the table.
13:00Oh, no, not the cat on the table when you're trying to eat
13:03and get broken up with.
13:05Relationship isn't always 50-50.
13:09Sometimes it's 70-30.
13:11Sometimes it's 90-10.
13:13But, like, I can't, like, force myself to love you.
13:17Deal.
13:18What?
13:19Ed, she's trying to break up with him, dude.
13:21I can't force myself to.
13:23Oh.
13:24Who wants to hear that?
13:26How many times is this man going to make her break up with him in one conversation?
13:29I was about to say, that's why you don't do it at dinner,
13:32because that locks you down for 30 or 40 minutes.
13:34That food's not edible, so it's fine.
13:36Well.
13:37They can just walk away.
13:38The cat will eat it.
13:39I think there's something to explore still.
13:42I really do.
13:44Why does he talk like he's...
13:46I think there's something to explore still.
13:48He's going to break out a magic wand any moment.
13:50I love it.
13:51She said all those things.
13:52I love it.
13:53Turn up.
13:54What?
13:55I need money.
13:56What about the job, babe?
13:57Oh, yeah.
13:58You could have told me that over the phone and go make some shepherd pie.
14:09Don't give him mixed signals now.
14:10No, she's giving him the ring back.
14:12Oh.
14:13Oh, gave him the ring back?
14:16Oh.
14:17I've never seen anyone give a ring back on TV.
14:22Wait, didn't you take the ring back?
14:24Yes.
14:25Wow, how does it feel to see it, you head?
14:27I'm a head.
14:28I'm just...
14:33I'm sorry.
14:34I'm just a little bit dead inside.
14:37A little bit dead inside.
14:39I'm sure he is after hearing all that.
14:42He got dumped 10 times in an hour.
14:44Yeah.
14:45Don't worry, Matthew.
14:46We hook you up with a nice Dominican girl, but you got to eat salami and fried cheese and
14:51mango.
14:52You have to go get a Latina again.
14:54He's going to have a hard time finding somebody else to replace her.
15:02His first love and his first breakup.
15:04Everyone has one, though.
15:05Apparently not you, but...
15:08Greta is always chasing a frill in life.
15:11And I think...
15:14The rollercoaster just ended.
15:17Think of the upside, guys.
15:18Y'all are going to have some really good breakup sex before...
15:20I think she's done.
15:21Before she goes back across the pond.
15:24Oh, my God.
15:25That was so gut-wrenching.
15:26I feel really bad for her.
15:27Stop.
15:28No, I do feel badly for her.
15:30I've had my heart ripped out.
15:31Look, it makes you stronger.
15:32Look.
15:33Have you ever been dumped 10 times in one conversation?
15:35You dumped me 30 times in a year, at least.
15:37But that was not in one conversation.
15:39No.
15:40Especially, I don't want to get dumped being served tofu shepherd pie.
15:44Pie.
15:45Tofu pie.
15:50Okay, it's beautiful here.
15:51Where are we?
15:52Cacti and beaches.
15:53Glass blowing.
15:54Oh, we must be back in Aruba.
15:55Do they blow glass in Aruba?
15:57They blow glass anywhere where there's tourists, Tim.
15:59Okay.
16:00Any place that there are tourists.
16:02And I was right.
16:03Chloe and Johnny.
16:06Today is a big day.
16:07We're going to go meet up with the immigration lawyer.
16:09And hopefully you can give me some really good information.
16:12And what steps we should take next.
16:14Oh, that's a good step.
16:16Yeah, because she got cut off from that bank account.
16:18Hey, we're getting serious.
16:19You're sitting down with a lawyer.
16:21Okay, dude, you ready?
16:22Cheers.
16:23Cheers.
16:24Dude, beer and wings.
16:26Beer and wings.
16:27Are you more of a flat or a drum person?
16:29Drum.
16:30Drum?
16:31Oh, 100%.
16:32We're not on the same page there.
16:33You can have all the drums.
16:34I'll take the flats.
16:35Dude.
16:36That's why we make such a great couple.
16:38You mean like bros.
16:39Yeah, like bros.
16:40Not couple.
16:41Couple bros.
16:42Let's talk about something else.
16:44Okay, whatever.
16:45What's with the eyebrow though?
16:46That's like the vanilla ice.
16:48That was 30 years ago.
16:49He was the one that started that trend.
16:50Yeah, but you know how other countries are like.
16:52A little delayed.
16:53We're kind of just looking to see what the process would be as far as how much it's going
17:01to cost.
17:02And we're very interested in a work permit.
17:05Because without work, I have no money.
17:07No money.
17:08Yeah, no money.
17:09The best legal way you have, you just pick up a phone, and you call 1-800-MOM-DUKES,
17:16and you can get all the cash you need.
17:19How did this girl not save up any money making six figures and living with her mom?
17:23Who knows?
17:24Who knows?
17:25It all depends if it is a partnership agreement or a marriage.
17:29Well, don't do it.
17:31Not just to be able to work.
17:33When you marry, he can bring you in automatically.
17:36Mm-hmm.
17:37And the marriage will cost maybe some legal dues to marry at the municipal.
17:42The partnership agreement, maybe $600, $700.
17:47They didn't even talk about getting married.
17:49Right now, it's cheaper to get married.
17:51And then after you get married, it's cheaper to keep them.
17:55Why does he not know the exact amount?
17:57I think he knows the guy who knows the guy who's going to give him a work permit.
18:01I know.
18:02Is that a bottle of whiskey behind him?
18:04What kind of lawyer is this?
18:06But the thing is, that process will take approximately five months.
18:11You need to stay in the States to wait for you to come to Aruba.
18:15Oh, she has to go back to the States.
18:17Oh, so your mom was right and you didn't plan appropriately.
18:21Are you sweating from the wings?
18:23They're not even that hot.
18:24I got the Mexican chopsticks.
18:26I think it's the whiteness in you.
18:27It most likely is.
18:29Yeah.
18:30I'm shocked this partnership paper is not this easy,
18:35sign your cute little signature on a dotted line.
18:38I'm shocked I didn't do a little internet research.
18:41In what country have you ever heard that any of this is easy?
18:46She lives in fantasy world.
18:47Listen to me.
18:48I cannot stop staring at her black roots.
18:51Maybe she's doing it on purpose.
18:52Maybe she likes it.
18:53You think?
18:54Hey, pick that up off my floor.
18:57You dirty boy.
18:59Jonathan and I have talked about getting married,
19:01and he's definitely someone that I see myself marrying,
19:04but there is no way that it was going to be as soon as tomorrow.
19:08Your mother will be on the next flight to Aruba
19:11and snatch you up and bring you right back to Boston.
19:15So she's going to marry him just so she doesn't admit to her mom.
19:17Just so she has paper.
19:18What are you doing?
19:19I don't know.
19:20You were, like, scooting away from me,
19:21so I figured I'd scoot closer.
19:22I was trying to scratch my calf.
19:24I'll scratch it for you.
19:25That's not what's itching.
19:28I mean, the plan's always been to get married.
19:31Maybe we should just go for it.
19:33She's actually considering getting married.
19:35No way.
19:36Do you think Johnny wants to get married now?
19:38No.
19:39Hell no.
19:40Johnny's still living the dream.
19:41This lady sits in a freaking tree and spies on him,
19:45like a lion at night about to attack its prey.
19:48There is no way that this couple can get married right now.
19:51No way.
19:52I was definitely not expecting...
19:55A sex dungeon.
19:56Yeah, I was not expecting a sex dungeon.
19:58Thank you exactly.
19:59That's not a sex dungeon.
20:00I've been to a sex dungeon.
20:02You have?
20:03No, have you?
20:04I was just trying to be cool.
20:05I was, too.
20:06Okay.
20:09So, Jamal, you know I'm a wine guy.
20:11Yeah.
20:12I know a lot about wine.
20:13Let's start with right here.
20:14Uh-huh.
20:15I want to do a little more punchier.
20:16What kind of wine is this?
20:17Okay, so this is going to be a Pinot.
20:19Oh, like Grigio.
20:20Pinot Noir.
20:21This is going to be more of a dry but very light-tasting wine,
20:25and you want to taste it and then kind of squish it in your mouth
20:28for about a second and then swallow.
20:32Not bad.
20:35By the way, when you're swishing, it's not a mouthwash.
20:38Well, you didn't say how to swish.
20:40The next wine we're going to go with is for people that aren't too educated.
20:45It's called a Cabernet, but...
20:46I'm educated.
20:47I know, but this is for people that know nothing about wine.
20:50Okay.
20:51Okay.
20:52And it's like, literally, it's right up the middle.
20:56The bouquet.
20:58Okay.
21:00My all-time favorite is from my favorite country in Argentina.
21:04It's called a Malbec.
21:06Malbec.
21:07And a Malbec kind of, it, it...
21:09I'm about to knock this back.
21:10There you go.
21:11Well, there you go.
21:12It consumes all of the great elements of wine.
21:16The notes, the legs, the bouquet.
21:19Well, let's give it a smell and a tug, as they say in England.
21:22There we go.
21:23You're going to give me a tug?
21:24A smell and a tug.
21:25Okay.
21:26How are you doing?
21:27Oh, yeah.
21:29Whoa.
21:30Oh, my God.
21:31I can drink this for breakfast.
21:35Oh, Mano and Anthony.
21:38I can't wait to see this hotel.
21:40It better be...
21:41She's already rolling her eyes.
21:42I know.
21:43This thing better be like the penthouse suite.
21:45They didn't have valets, so she's not going to like that.
21:47Already losing points.
21:49You remember that hotel I took you to that one time they had a TV in the bathroom mirror?
21:53Yeah.
21:54Uh-huh.
21:55And they had valet.
21:56Yep.
21:57And they had valet.
21:58You say, I don't care about you.
22:01It's complete bull .
22:02I wouldn't be here in France if that was the case.
22:05Why are you doing this guy?
22:06Get out.
22:07Stop pouting.
22:08This is true.
22:09Mm-hmm.
22:10I hope that they, you know, turn around and...
22:13Yeah, and I hope you ordered, like, flowers to the room or something.
22:16And, like, chocolate-covered strawberries to make it romantic.
22:19What the is this?
22:26Whoa.
22:27Hell no.
22:29A sex room?
22:30Ew.
22:31Oh, yeah.
22:32Cherries.
22:33Oh, yeah.
22:34Cherries.
22:35Dude, the French people can be freaky.
22:36I still can Americans.
22:37Right?
22:38Yeah, you're right.
22:39You're a dog.
22:41This is already better than a mime.
22:43Look, Tim, he does not have a great track record.
22:45I know, but, okay, goats and mimes.
22:47This has got to be better.
22:48But there's a difference between, like, romance and kink.
22:50And she might not be kinky.
22:52Check it out.
22:54Oh, wow.
22:55That is cool.
22:56Uh-huh.
22:57That's a good jacuzzi, huh?
23:00Uh-huh.
23:01Ooh, look at that jacuzzi!
23:02Oh, my God.
23:03Dude, I'd love to get in that.
23:04Dude, I love hot tubs.
23:05I love a good jacuzzi, bro.
23:07Drinking Malbec in a jacuzzi?
23:10Man.
23:11Hello.
23:12You know how many orgies probably happened in that room?
23:14Ew, I'd be like, somebody get me a blacklight.
23:17Ew, ew, gross!
23:19But that jacuzzi, remember when we had sex in the jacuzzi?
23:21No.
23:22That was good.
23:25I was definitely not expecting...
23:27A sex dungeon.
23:28Yeah, I was not expecting a sex dungeon.
23:30Thank you, exactly.
23:31I heard of Dungeons and Dragons.
23:33I ain't never heard of a sex dungeon.
23:35Never been the one in my life.
23:36That's not a sex dungeon.
23:38I've been to a sex dungeon.
23:39You have?
23:40No, have you?
23:41I was just trying to be cool.
23:42I was, too.
23:43Okay.
23:46Um, so I have a surprise for you.
23:48Oh, no, go on.
23:49So you stay over here, and I'll get that ready.
23:53Oh, God.
23:54He's gonna go put on the mime costume again.
23:56It's gonna be a vibrator on a, like, gas-powered chainsaw.
24:00No.
24:01He's gonna come back in that mime costume without pants.
24:03Winnie the Pooh mime version.
24:06Just the top.
24:07Party on the bottom.
24:09He's gonna do a sarper.
24:10And do a lap dance.
24:11Sar-pee, my boy's coming up.
24:13Manon loves the fact that I was in the military.
24:18I mean, I think she just loves a uniform.
24:21I'm scared.
24:23So I decided to dust off my old army fatigues.
24:27Salute to the veteran.
24:29He was in the military.
24:31I would have never known.
24:32He represents our troops back in France.
24:35Hoorah, brother.
24:36We love a man in uniform.
24:38Oh, baby.
24:39He's like, I'm your sergeant in the army.
24:41Bend over.
24:42I'd like to role-play with you.
24:43But by the time I get to that point, I'm like, just, let's do it.
24:48What is he doing?
24:50You ready?
24:57Whoa!
24:59Uh-oh.
25:00She's laughing, at least.
25:01Thank God.
25:02At least she's laughing, which is a good thing.
25:03He looks good in his uniform.
25:05Why is she cackling at him in his uniform?
25:07At least she's laughed.
25:08She has stayed laughing at him.
25:10No, I think she's laughing with him.
25:12Is that so?
25:13Yeah, the uniform thing got her.
25:15She's like, oh, we talked about this.
25:17Ha, ha, ha.
25:18You remember.
25:19That's so much better than the mime.
25:20Okay.
25:31And he just looked the same.
25:32He just looked the same in the uniform.
25:33That's it.
25:34Oh, he look more strong.
25:35It ain't like the uniform gave him muscles.
25:37The uniform has some powers.
25:38Well, it don't.
25:39I'm not.
25:40Woo!
25:41Yeah!
25:42Oh, my God.
25:43Yeah!
25:44Let's go!
25:45Aw, at least she's laughing.
25:46Look at how happy she is.
25:47Aw, at least she's laughing.
25:48Oh, my gosh.
25:49That looks like me trying to be on a trip.
25:50Yeah, but you were never a soldier.
25:51So, you know.
25:52You know.
25:53You're a very, very rare breed.
25:54Yeah.
25:55It's just very cute.
25:56It's very sexy.
25:57It's very cute.
25:58Okay, let's go.
25:59Let's go to the hotel.
26:00She like when he looks .
26:01About time.
26:02Look like you're starting to get out of the slump, Anthony.
26:05When she's mad, you just put in the uniform and that's it.
26:07She's gonna be happy.
26:08Mwah!
26:09Je t'aime beaucoup.
26:10Mwah!
26:11It's just funny.
26:12When you said, Boku, you said, Boku means beautiful ass.
26:15Well, also that.
26:16Je t'aime Boku, Boku.
26:17Oh, my gosh.
26:18Aww!
26:19That is so cute.
26:20That is so cute.
26:21She's gonna be beautiful.
26:22Mwah!
26:23Mwah!
26:24I'm so cute.
26:25I'm so cute.
26:26I'm so cute.
26:27I'm so cute.
26:28I'm so cute.
26:29Mwah!
26:30I'm so cute.
26:31I'm so cute.
26:32I'm so cute.
26:33I'm so cute.
26:34And I'm so cute.
26:35It's so cute.
26:36Okay, I'm so cute.
26:37That is so cute.
26:39I'm happy to finally see them happy and not arguing.
26:41Oh, my love.
26:42She turned more cute.
26:44Oh, that's so nice.
26:45You have a great butt.
26:46Really?
26:47It's such a bubble butt.
26:48It's, like, so muscle.
26:50I'm muscle, man.
26:52Your butt is literally just, like,
26:5410 pounds on each 20 pounds of muscle.
26:58Turn around.
26:58Let me see.
27:00I can't even grab a piece of your butt.
27:03That's how hard your butt is.
27:04I wouldn't say that I'm not ready.
27:09I think we just have some work to do, you know?
27:12Marriage, it's not work and stop.
27:15It's continuous working.
27:17Every day.
27:18Every day.
27:19Every second.
27:23Okay, so I couldn't decide if I wanted to do it
27:25some crafts or snack.
27:26And since Chloe's not here, I figured gingerbread house.
27:30Okay, I can do this in my sleep.
27:33Can you?
27:33Let's see it.
27:34Let's get the foundation rocks.
27:36You're going to have to hold it.
27:37Okay, well, you're going to have to glue it.
27:38I would put that down and just glue the two sides.
27:41You're kind of micromanaging a little bit here.
27:43You're doing it wrong is what's actually happening here.
27:47No, you can never have too much glue.
27:48You can, and I feel better about it now.
27:50All right, you just do your...
27:51The show's coming back on.
27:52Stop talking to me.
27:53I know, but be quiet.
27:54And don't get any on the sofa.
27:59Here we go.
28:00Where are we?
28:00Aruba.
28:01For sure, Aruba.
28:02They're probably eating something.
28:04Look at his cute little Jeep.
28:06Hungry.
28:07I'm actually starving.
28:09Yeah, we starving.
28:10Who paying for it?
28:11Chloe and Johnny.
28:13They're going to dinner.
28:14She's going to try to get married.
28:15Yeah, she's going to treat him to dinner
28:17because she's going to try to talk him into marrying her.
28:20And he's going to be like, this is a horrible idea.
28:23I don't know how my mom will react when we tell her, like, it could be potentially eight
28:27months before I can work.
28:28It definitely probably will be a I told you so moment.
28:31Well, you know what?
28:32Your mama's not going to care.
28:33You know why?
28:33Because she's not paying your bills anymore.
28:35So if you want to be homeless, that's your problem.
28:37I know Michelle just sitting there waiting by the phone call like, okay, any minute now.
28:41When is it going to ring?
28:44I think she goes back, but I think she brings Johnny with her.
28:47I mean, it's not like he has a future on the pirate ship.
28:50Yeah, why would you want to be on a pirate ship?
28:52Why would you not want to be on one?
28:54It's weird.
28:55You're weird, dude.
28:56You're more weird.
28:58The problem I have is the lifestyle that you like to live.
29:02You like to go out, have drinks, go to dinners and stuff like that.
29:05I can't support that aspect.
29:08You are expensive.
29:09She probably gets salmon sperm facials for sure.
29:13And that's expensive.
29:15Yeah, we're going to be major cutbacks.
29:18Budget cuts.
29:20Excuse me.
29:22I'm going to kill you.
29:23Excuse me.
29:24Why are you trying to ruin the house?
29:28Kim, truly.
29:29I got to move it.
29:31I don't know if you're ready for that because you're very young.
29:34He's a smart dude trying to put the ball in a car to make that decision.
29:38Yeah, but I feel like, man, at 23, you don't realize how young you are.
29:46Stop.
29:47That is so disgusting.
29:48We need the glue for the roof.
29:50Mm.
29:51Yours is so ugly.
29:53I wouldn't say that I'm not ready.
29:56I think we just have some work to do, you know?
30:02Marriage, it's not work and stop.
30:06Marriage.
30:06It's continuous working.
30:08Every day.
30:09Every day.
30:10Every second.
30:11Even if you guys are married for 50 years, you still keep working.
30:15Baby girl, we going on five.
30:17Together for eight.
30:21I'm going to tell you right now, it's not going to be easy.
30:23I'm afraid that when it gets too hard, you might leave.
30:25So I don't think it's only you risking everything.
30:27I'm also risking life.
30:29Ooh.
30:30He put it on her.
30:32And he knows that he can't support the lifestyle she wants, which she wants to be in the VIP.
30:36Yeah.
30:36She wants to be in the club.
30:37She wants to do the excursion.
30:39No, she has to grow out of that.
30:41That's kind of part of, like, the risk that you take in love.
30:44That's part of, like, the leap of faith.
30:47What did I tell you about touching the house?
30:49I'm just trying to fix it.
30:50I'm trying to watch Chloe and Johnny decide if they're going to get married.
30:55Stop!
30:56Do not get it on the sofa.
30:58I think if I thought in my head this isn't going to work, it would have already left.
31:02And I'm telling you that I'm more than okay with it.
31:05You think they're going to marry that fast?
31:07We had to marry in two weeks.
31:08Oh, my God.
31:09It's too soon.
31:09What her mother's going to think once she tell her, oh, my gosh.
31:13I'm going to get married because I want to jump.
31:15Come back to Boston.
31:17Mm-hmm.
31:18Well, I think at the end of the day, it's something to think about so we can be together in the end.
31:24We'll figure it out.
31:27I don't know, babe.
31:28I don't know if they're going to tie the knot.
31:29I really don't.
31:29I have a feeling they're not going to do it.
31:31Don't force it.
31:33No.
31:33We didn't force it.
31:34We were just ready.
31:36Two weeks later, will you marry me?
31:38Yes.
31:39You have to get me pregnant.
31:40Okay.
31:43Don't poke me at a heartburn.
31:45And we just need, maybe this will fill it in.
31:48Yeah, just exactly.
31:49Like, spackle, spackle, Tim, spackle.
31:52Dale, dale, dale.
31:53Yes!
31:54Yes!
31:55I have all things in life.
31:57You're worried about that.
31:59Why are you worried about your $20,000 debt that you have?
32:01What a show!
32:02Wow!
32:03I can't even say shots fired on that one.
32:05That's a straight show.
32:06That was a straight Aussie boomerang.
32:11Babe, where are you?
32:13Show's about to start.
32:14Oh, my gosh.
32:16Tanda.
32:17Wow.
32:18Look at my man.
32:19I went through the Halloween basket, and I found this.
32:23Yes.
32:23And I got inspired by Antoni.
32:25Oh, you look good.
32:26I feel like he should have done a lot more than just what he did.
32:31Oh, boy.
32:31That's why.
32:32Well, I love a man.
32:33I love.
32:35I know what you love.
32:36Oh, my God.
32:39Love a man in uniform.
32:41Oh, God.
32:42Oh, yeah.
32:43Oh, my God.
32:45Oh, my gosh.
32:48What a sexy army man.
32:50Hey.
32:51Hey.
32:51You're about to rip it in the crotch area.
32:53That's why we didn't go with this costume,
32:55because your package is too big.
32:57Oh, come on, baby.
32:57What do you want, my love?
32:58I want you to change so we can watch the episode.
33:01Okay.
33:01All right.
33:02Love you.
33:03Hi-ya.
33:06That's good.
33:07The hell.
33:12Where we at now?
33:13City Park.
33:14Oh.
33:15Back with Patia and Dylan.
33:17You think you'll ever visit Tasmania?
33:19Maybe.
33:20Chloe's always wanted to go to Australia.
33:21Mm-hmm.
33:22I want to go when they, like, come up with a jet.
33:24They can make it there in two hours.
33:27Do you feel like all the issues are resolved with my mother?
33:29I feel like it's resolved.
33:31It's definitely not resolved.
33:32She's pissed that you said she was a needy mother.
33:35Yeah.
33:35Were we not watching the same ?
33:36The hell is about to break loose.
33:39You told my mama not to call me?
33:41I just said, you know, like, maybe she not calls so much.
33:44Twice a week.
33:45Twice a week.
33:46But not every day, three times a day.
33:48That's too much.
33:49I don't understand why it bothers her so much.
33:51I definitely think we have a good balance with my parents.
33:54Yeah.
33:54Like, they don't just, like, show up.
33:55But even if they did, it'd be fine.
33:57We wouldn't care.
33:58Like, show up more.
34:00Exactly.
34:01Come on.
34:01Seriously.
34:02See your grandkids.
34:02Come over.
34:03Help me with bedtime every once in a while.
34:06Bring me dinner.
34:08It's your great idea.
34:09It's not a great idea for me.
34:11Okay.
34:11It's like, we enjoy having a chat here and there.
34:13Yeah, but if it bothers your partner, then how is that, is that, how is that enjoyable?
34:18It shouldn't bother you that much.
34:20It shouldn't bother you that much.
34:21Like, I could see somebody saying this about us.
34:24Truly.
34:24Right.
34:25But your mom, like, nah.
34:27I'll entertain if somebody's like, hey, I don't want you talking to Veronica three times a day.
34:31Okay, twice a week, okay, cool.
34:33But, like, my mother, no.
34:35Yeah.
34:35My mom's off limits.
34:37Her bitching more about him talking with the mom would, like, it's causing more problems.
34:41Yeah.
34:41Use that energy and be like, how was your mom?
34:43Was she good?
34:44Yeah, exactly.
34:45You know, I see both sides of the coin here, so there's no side I can just pick.
34:50I maybe can be the mom when I get my baby get old.
34:53Yeah, you ain't gonna never leave that kid alone.
34:57That's the thing that's really sad that you'd be concentrating on that.
35:00over all things in life.
35:02You're worried about that.
35:03Why don't you worry about your $20,000 debt that you have?
35:06Whoa, burn!
35:07Why does he keep...
35:08Mic drop.
35:10But, dude, he keeps throwing that in her face.
35:12What a shot.
35:13Wow, what a low blow.
35:15I can't even say shot fired on that one.
35:17That's a straight shot.
35:18That was a straight Aussie boomerang.
35:23You got me into it.
35:25I've already told you about it.
35:26Yes, you did.
35:26No, it's funny that you blame me for everything that's gone wrong in your whole life.
35:29I get the blame for it.
35:30Yes, you caused me a lot of money.
35:32No, I didn't cause you anything.
35:33I saved you money.
35:35Seriously, they're over here just, like, throwing at each other.
35:37You talked to your mom too much.
35:39You're in debt.
35:39Well, you made me in debt.
35:40How did he make her get in debt?
35:42I don't understand.
35:43But she is really with me.
35:45I'm just, I'm, like, super amazed here at how calm this fight is.
35:49They've been together for 14 years.
35:50You and I could have this fight.
35:52We've known each other for 15 years.
35:53Not calmly are we good, and one of us will start yelling.
35:56We could do it calmly.
35:57Probably you.
35:58We could do it calmly, and we could both, we would walk away both just being like, F you.
36:02No, F you, bitch.
36:04Things are clearly not going well, and there's something that I need to talk to Dylan about,
36:10and I think it might make it worse.
36:15Oh, no.
36:16No, why does that know?
36:17I need to know what she's going to tell him.
36:19She ain't more debt.
36:21She ain't got to be in debt, debt, didda, debt, debt, debt.
36:24She has a kid his age she just found out about.
36:27No way.
36:27There's no way she can have a kid without knowing.
36:30Oh, yeah.
36:30If she was a man, it was a man.
36:33Obviously.
36:34A man can say that, not a woman.
36:36That went right out of my head.
36:38Okay, sorry.
36:40Next time on 90 Day Fiance, The Other Way.
36:43Let me get you some change.
36:44You've given them all the change I've given to you.
36:49You haven't charged anybody?
36:50What the hell?
36:52Jenny making it rain over there.
36:54If you buy something for 60, if somebody pay you 100, it's easy.
36:58Give them 40 back.
36:59I don't understand the change.
37:01She's been around since hieroglyphics, and she can't count.
37:04Hold on.
37:05She's been giving them all of their money back?
37:06Yeah, and they give her 100, and then she's like, here's your coffee and 100.
37:11I'm confused.
37:12When I met with Dorian, we already started working together on the skincare brand.
37:18We need to invest money.
37:20Uh-oh, she cannot stop working, this girl.
37:23Oh, no.
37:23She's about to invest some of their money that they don't even have.
37:26No.
37:28Bad idea.
37:29I feel so dizzy.
37:31You okay?
37:32No.
37:33Is she pregnant?
37:34Yeah.
37:35Shut up.
37:37You like to be petted like that?
37:38I mean, yeah, but I was just very distracted by those extensions.
37:43Are you telling me that you're pregnant right now?
37:45I told you so many times we even be careful when we have sex.
37:48What the hell?
37:51Oh!
37:53Luke!
37:53Oh, my God.
37:55Luke!
37:56I am the father.
37:58Oh, my God.
37:59Luke, now you're going to have problems.
38:00This girl, pregna, going to get extra, ma.
38:02Oh, Luke, then skywalked in that pum pum.
38:05He had the lightsaber.
38:07He went wrong.
38:08Dude, that was such an intense episode.
38:12I honestly feel like we should go on the balcony, have a couple drinks, get into the spirit,
38:18find some girls.
38:19Find some girls?
38:20Yes, before you get to dry-ass Arkansas.
38:22I'm feeling it.
38:23Let's hit the balcony, brother.
38:24Let's go.
38:25Let's go.
38:25Yes, sir.
38:27This episode was insane.
38:29Breakup.
38:30Possible pregnancy.
38:31Sex dungeon.
38:33It has everything.
38:34No, no, no.
38:34I need a drink.
38:35Let's go to the kitchen.
38:36Let's debrief.
38:37You cannot tell the man's mother that you are dating, that she is a needy mom.
38:42Yeah.
38:43Nobody's going to tell me that I can't talk to my son three times a day if I want to talk
38:46to him three times a day.
38:47Sorry.
38:48Yeah.
38:48I don't know.
38:49But I was thinking about that sex room that they were at, babe, and I'm like, holy cow,
38:52wouldn't that be crazy if we opened, like, a sex hotel?
38:55This is tight.
38:57Hell yeah.
38:57Cheers, brother.
38:58Cheers, man.
38:59Man, thanks for coming out to San Diego.
39:01I'm so glad I got to know you.
39:02Let's lock it in.
39:03Dude, it was.
39:04And the night's still young.
39:05The night's still young.
39:06And you promised me that we would go out and tear it up.
39:08I'm making sure you're not going to flake on me when you get to your hotel.
39:10Look at that.
39:11Look at that.
39:12That's what I'm talking about.
39:13Yeah.
39:14Oh, my God.
39:16That is cool.
39:17Can't make up.
39:18Good old San Diego.
39:19Dude, you have found the spot.
39:21Yes, sir.
39:24Come visit anytime.
39:25Don't know if you can sleep here, but you can come hang out.
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