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90 Day: Pillow Talk - Season 32 Episode 14 -
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00:00Hello?
00:01I'm gonna miss the show.
00:03Ed, what are you doing?
00:07Why are you dressed up like a mime?
00:08There's no rope.
00:09Ed, please tell me what's going on here.
00:17I don't know why I'm doing this.
00:19Why is it working?
00:20Aw.
00:25And the marriage will cost maybe some legal dues
00:27to marry at the municipal.
00:30The partnership agreement, maybe $600, $700.
00:34Why does he not know the exact amount?
00:36I think he knows the guy who knows the guy
00:38who's gonna give him a work permit.
00:40Is that a bottle of whiskey behind him?
00:42What kind of lawyer is this?
00:44You think there's something to explore still?
00:48I really do.
00:50Why does he talk like he's-
00:51I think there's something close to us, though.
00:53You're gonna break out a magic wand any moment.
00:56I think she said all those things.
00:57Shut up.
00:58What?
00:59I need money for about the job, babe.
01:02I'm not-
01:06Yeah.
01:08You see, after he wears that uniform,
01:09he's changed to tell me.
01:11He look more strong man, more sexy man.
01:14And he just look the same.
01:15My love, I know what you love.
01:18I was-
01:19Yeah.
01:19Oh my God.
01:21Love a man in uniform.
01:22Oh, God!
01:23Oh, yeah!
01:24Oh, my God!
01:33Babe, where are you?
01:35Hello!
01:41Oh, that's cute.
01:42What?
01:43Let me see this.
01:44Let me try.
01:44It's the holiday season.
01:46What are you doing?
01:47It's loud.
01:48Are you kidding me?
01:49No, I'm very serious.
01:50I'm gonna pack that away.
01:53Tim, hurry, hurry!
01:54I'm coming.
01:55Starting!
01:56All right.
01:57It is starting.
01:58I'm ready to go the other way, Veronica.
02:00I am so excited.
02:01Who do you think is gonna make it, man?
02:02Well, first of all, I'm just excited that I will not be going the other way.
02:06Okay, so you figured it out.
02:08Okay, but-
02:09Congratulations.
02:09Now it's your turn.
02:10We're gonna find you a lovely lady.
02:12I don't want.
02:12I'm actually good at being single.
02:14But you could marry someone like Madeline.
02:17No.
02:18Are Pattie and Dylan gonna get on the same page about his mom?
02:22Hmm.
02:22Is Greta gonna move back to the US?
02:25Where's her cat?
02:29Dude, is Chloe gonna be able to get a job in Aruba?
02:33A stripper- no, not a stripper.
02:38Someone needs to put you in mine jail.
02:44No, I can't wait to see what's gonna happen with Greta and Matthew.
02:48Oh my God, you copying me.
02:50Yeah, what's going on with Greta and Matthew?
02:52It's like adequate here.
02:54Oh.
02:55I had to just do a rollover in the bed, you know?
03:00What are you doing here?
03:02It's past your bedtime.
03:06Go in your bed.
03:07Get out of here, dance party.
03:09Dance yourself in the bed.
03:10Get in your bed.
03:12What are you doing here?
03:13It's time to dance yourself to bed.
03:15Let's go.
03:16Chop, chop.
03:23Ducks.
03:24Those are not ducks.
03:25They're some sort of egrets.
03:26Ooh, I'd like to go play tennis.
03:29I think I still have your old tennis racket in the chair.
03:30I don't like playing on clay court, so.
03:32Dylan and Patia.
03:33Patia and Dylan.
03:40Sorry, a bit hard.
03:41Okay.
03:43Oh.
03:45Okay, who gonna win?
03:46Patia, Patia, really?
03:47Smack that, serve her heart, yo.
03:49Clash of the oldies.
03:51Oh my God.
03:52Something I will never do with my mother-in-law, play tennis.
03:54Her backhand is weak.
03:55So is mine.
03:56And her front hand apparently is weak, too.
03:58It's also mine.
03:59I've been in Tasmania for a few weeks now, and Dylan's mom invited me to go play tennis
04:05with her today.
04:06Ah!
04:07She gonna win to Patia how she win her song.
04:10She can't play.
04:11Swing it like a baseball bat.
04:13If I worked at that tennis course, I would 86 them.
04:20Excuse me.
04:21Ooh, that was a bad one, wasn't it?
04:24I have that same dress she's wearing.
04:28You're an ordi, too.
04:29I was gonna say, I probably look just like she does in it.
04:31Mm-hmm.
04:32I've got one, Patia.
04:3630 love.
04:37Oh my God.
04:3830 love.
04:39I don't know how to keep score in tennis.
04:41It goes 15, 30, 40.
04:43Oh, is that so?
04:44Or is it just because you're hearing her?
04:45No, no, no.
04:46I used to play tennis every weekend.
04:47Mm-hmm.
04:48Pretty good at ping pong, too.
04:49Hell yeah?
04:50You know who's really good at ping pong, Seth?
04:52You guys could duel it out.
04:54I'm good.
04:55Have you ever played tennis, babe?
04:56Yeah, babe.
04:57I grew up with a tennis court.
04:58Now it's like really run down.
05:00There's like skunks that live under it, so nobody like goes out there.
05:04How did you feel when you knew that Dylan said, Mom, Patia's gonna be moving here?
05:09Even though you knew I hated you and wanted nothing to do with you?
05:13Uh-oh.
05:16Not helpful right now, Patia.
05:17I was about to say, like, maybe not use that word.
05:20Well, how you can say that to somebody you hate and you talk to them?
05:23You tell them you hate me, I don't wanna even talk to you.
05:26In order for me to feel comfortable here, I need to set boundaries.
05:32Like, maybe not call Dylan every day, three times a day.
05:36So that's still bothering you?
05:37Like, why does it matter if she calls three times?
05:39I'd be like, I birthed this man.
05:42You think that I don't get the right to call him?
05:46Girl.
05:48Stop calling my man.
05:50Only thing I was gonna do is build animosity between the two.
05:54Between the two titans.
05:56One old and one older.
05:58But isn't that a good thing?
05:59Because wouldn't you want him to stop everything to talk to you?
06:02Yes, yes.
06:03Because you're important to him?
06:04Yes, but unless it's an emergency, you know?
06:06I don't know about that.
06:07Mmm, she just said mmm.
06:09She just said mmm.
06:11Girl, no.
06:12Yeah, you just got here, Patia.
06:14You need to chill out.
06:15She birthed that little .
06:17If Coben's dating somebody and I call, you better answer the phone.
06:22I'm your mother.
06:24And I am number one.
06:26Yeah, not number one.
06:27I am.
06:28Sometimes he'll phone me at half past nine at night.
06:30I'll say, what do you want, Dil?
06:31And he wants to chat.
06:32So it's not just me.
06:33It could be yes.
06:34You better get in his ear too.
06:38Babe, this is like a cat fight.
06:40But like a cougar fight, because they're old as hell.
06:43Hey, as much as I loved you putting on this costume,
06:46you're kind of creeping me out now.
06:48So can you go change?
06:50Yeah.
06:51Rinse.
06:52Yes.
06:53Don't come out here naked.
06:54Yes.
06:55New clothes too.
06:56All right, skedaddle.
06:57Ow!
06:58Get out here.
07:06Bhatni.
07:08OK, are we finally in India?
07:09And that crepe looks amazing.
07:10Can we have crepes later?
07:12Manon and Anthony.
07:14Ed, is that your family?
07:16That's my shirt.
07:17Dude.
07:18Oh, shoot.
07:19Did I take off my my makeup too soon?
07:20I think you did, bro.
07:22My last couple of attempts have really failed at giving this,
07:25like grand gesture of love to Manon with being a mime
07:28and the goat farm.
07:30So tonight, I have a romantic getaway plan.
07:35Oh, bro.
07:36We know how your romantic stuff goes.
07:37Bro, literally, your dates have not been going well.
07:39You know what I deserve?
07:40Peace and quiet.
07:42Here, the Terrace du Port, it's open seven days a week.
07:46It's the only stores that are open on Sundays.
07:47That's why tomorrow, maybe I can get my nails done.
07:51I could do them for you, I guess your mom got nail polish.
07:52Oh my God, boy.
07:53Oh my God.
07:54He's ready for a good night and he's yawning.
07:55I'd be like, you can paint my nails if I can wax your balls.
07:58Regular polish?
07:59Yeah.
08:00Gel polish?
08:01No.
08:02Why?
08:03You can't do the gel.
08:04It's a process.
08:05It takes my nail, lady, an hour and a half.
08:06Why does she just scamming you?
08:07She's not.
08:08Nobody has a nail polish.
08:09She's the only store that opens on Sundays.
08:10I hope you can put my nails on Sundays.
08:11It's the only stores that are open on Sundays.
08:12That's why, tomorrow, maybe I can get my nails done.
08:14I can do them for you.
08:15Has your mom got nail polish?
08:17Oh my God, boy.
08:18Oh my gosh.
08:19He's ready for a good night and he's yawning.
08:20Ma, would you ever trust me to do your nails?
08:23Regular polish?
08:24Yeah.
08:24Gel polish?
08:25No.
08:26Why?
08:27You can't do the gel.
08:28It's a process.
08:28It takes my nail, lady, an hour and a half.
08:30Why is she just scamming you?
08:33She's not, because I'm watching her do it.
08:37OK, not a good joke either, but that's fine.
08:40It's not a joke.
08:42It's how you save money.
08:43And that, I cannot do it now anymore?
08:44No.
08:45Great.
08:46Oh, my god.
08:47Oh, great.
08:48Again, I tip my nails on, girl.
08:49You know how often I get these hot dogs done on my feet?
08:52Once every three months, OK?
08:54Imagine that.
08:56Earlier today, when we were down in this historic part
09:00of Marseille, there was this little shop
09:02that had some seashell earrings.
09:05And I said I didn't have my wallet
09:07so that she would not buy anything.
09:10Why didn't you just buy her the earrings?
09:13How much could shell earrings cost?
09:19Time out, time out, time out.
09:22I have my wallet at home.
09:24It's just sometimes I rush, and I forget it.
09:27You're like, Andy, I did the same thing.
09:28You're the one for me to pay pay.
09:29You know who I did that with?
09:30I did that with Lauren and Alex, but it was by accident.
09:33I left my wallet in the hotel, and we was out
09:35eating the pizza shop.
09:36You kidding me?
09:37They have to pay for you.
09:38I have to pay for my pizza.
09:40Then me being the juvenile sense of humor
09:48that I have kind of flashed my wallet
09:51as we're leaving the shop to show her,
09:53and I shouldn't have done that.
09:57Why did he do that?
09:59Why did you do that?
10:02That was a dumb move.
10:03You got to continue to play.
10:05If it's working in your favor, you
10:06don't go against the grain, man.
10:08You just shoot yourself in the foot.
10:10I mean, I definitely would have been mad
10:12if you lied about having the wallet.
10:14But she would always find a reason to get mad.
10:16Well, you know what's crazy?
10:17It's like, I don't ever need your money
10:18because I have my own money.
10:19And I'd be like, bitch, I got my money on me.
10:22I don't need your money, honey.
10:25I apologized.
10:26I said where I'm coming from.
10:28But like I said, you would invalidate
10:31the way I felt about it, which you did.
10:34I don't invalidate.
10:36You invalidated how I felt when you dressed up
10:39like a mime and just came here unannounced.
10:41I don't know if I can trust you anymore, dude.
10:43Oh, I wouldn't trust me.
10:44Hey, I think you still got some lipstick going on, Ed.
10:47I do?
10:49I asked you if I had any leftover.
10:51Or maybe your lipstick's really red.
10:53No, there's probably, it's probably makeup.
10:54OK, .
10:57I feel like I need to be a whole different person for you.
11:04But I'm sorry, Antoni.
11:05I cannot change for you.
11:07Man, they didn't even make you to the hotel yet.
11:10What a romantic night, geez.
11:12I hope she can chill out.
11:13She needs to chill.
11:15She needs to come to our house and just be around three kids
11:18and realize, like, how chill your life is with just one.
11:21I don't think I love you anymore.
11:27You could have did that on video chat.
11:29You had to go all the way over there and tell that man that.
11:31Hey, get that cat off the table.
11:35Annie, this is a game I saw on social media.
11:38OK.
11:38Don't break the egg.
11:40You tap the glasses.
11:41You tap the cup as fast as you can.
11:43Back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, back and forth.
11:46Whoever does this, smack the egg by accident, loses.
11:50You ready?
11:51Ready.
11:52Ladies first.
11:53Go.
11:56Looking at me.
11:58No, I don't look at you.
11:59I look at the cup.
12:00Why?
12:01Because that's how it go.
12:02It go like that.
12:03All right, you almost there.
12:04See?
12:08It's not a slow Andy move.
12:09Look.
12:10You don't want to say that.
12:11I saw that.
12:12Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
12:13You can't fool me.
12:16Hey, hey.
12:17Hey, hey, hey, hey.
12:18Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
12:19Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
12:21Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
12:23It was a good game.
12:24You know, I knew I was going to come.
12:26Oh, yeah?
12:29Oh, yeah.
12:31That's good for your face.
12:36Dingly.
12:37We're surely back in England.
12:38Oh my god.
12:39Oh.
12:40Look, we're not even seeing that.
12:42Greta and Matthew, oh.
12:43I don't think I love you anymore.
12:50Oh, my God.
12:53You could have did that on video chat.
12:55You had to go all the way over there and tell that man that.
12:58And get that cat off the table.
13:00Oh, no, not the cat on the table when you're trying to eat
13:03and get broken up with.
13:05Relationship isn't always 50-50.
13:08Sometimes it's 70-30.
13:11But, like, I can't, like, force myself to love you.
13:17Deal?
13:18What?
13:19Ed, she's trying to break up with the dude.
13:21I can't force myself.
13:23Oh.
13:24Who wants to hear that?
13:26How many times is this man going to make her break up with him
13:29in one conversation?
13:30I was about to say.
13:31That's why you don't do it at dinner,
13:32because that locks you down for 30 or 40 minutes.
13:35That food's not edible, so it's fine.
13:37I can just walk away.
13:38The cat will eat it.
13:39I think there's something to explore still.
13:42I really do.
13:44Why does he talk like he's...
13:45I think there's something to explore still.
13:48He's going to break out a magic wand any moment.
13:50She said all those things.
13:52I love it. Do you know?
13:53What?
13:54I need more.
13:55You forgot the job, babe.
13:57Oh, yeah.
13:58You could have told me that over the phone
14:00and go make some shepherd pie.
14:02Don't give him mixed signals now.
14:03No, she's giving him the ring back.
14:04Oh.
14:05Oh!
14:06Gave him the ring back?
14:07Oh!
14:08I've never seen anyone give a ring back on TV.
14:09Wait, didn't you take the ring back?
14:10Yes.
14:11Wow, how does it feel to see it, you head?
14:12I'm a head.
14:13I'm just...
14:14I'm sorry.
14:15I'm just a little bit dead inside.
14:20A little bit dead inside.
14:21I'm sure he is after hearing all that.
14:24He got dumped 10 times in an hour.
14:25Yeah.
14:26Don't worry, Matthew.
14:27We'll hook you up with a nice Dominican girl,
14:28but you gotta eat salami and fried cheese and mango.
14:31You have to go get a Latina again.
14:32I'm sorry.
14:33I'm sorry.
14:34I'm sorry.
14:35I'm sorry.
14:36I'm sorry.
14:37I'm sorry.
14:38I'm sorry.
14:39I'm sorry.
14:40I'm sorry.
14:41I'm sorry.
14:42I'm sorry.
14:43I'm sorry.
14:44I'm sorry.
14:45I'm just a little bit dead inside.
14:47A little bit dead inside.
14:48A little bit dead inside.
14:49I'm sure he is after hearing all that.
14:51He got dumped 10 times in an hour.
14:52Yeah.
14:53He's going to have a hard time finding somebody else to replace her.
15:02His first love and his first breakup.
15:04Everyone has one, though.
15:05Apparently not you, but.
15:08Greta is always chasing a frill in life.
15:12And I think the roller coaster just ended.
15:17Think of the upside, guys.
15:18Y'all are going to have some really good breakup sets.
15:20I think she's done.
15:21Before she goes back across the pond.
15:24Oh, my God.
15:25That was so gut-wrenching.
15:26I feel really bad for her.
15:27Stop.
15:28No, I do feel badly for her.
15:30I've had my heart ripped out.
15:31Look, it makes you stronger.
15:32Look.
15:33Have you ever been dumped 10 times in one conversation?
15:35You dumped me 30 times in a year, at least.
15:38But that was not in one conversation.
15:39No.
15:40Especially, I don't want to get dumped being served tofu shepherd pie.
15:44Pie.
15:45Tofu pie.
15:46Okay, it's beautiful here.
15:47Where are we?
15:48Kankai and beaches.
15:49Ooh, glass blowing.
15:50Oh, we must be back in Aruba.
15:51Do they blow glass in Aruba?
15:52They blow glass anywhere where there's tourists, Tim.
15:53Okay.
15:54Any place that there are tourists.
15:55And I was right.
15:56Chloe and Johnny.
15:57Today is a big day.
15:58We're going to go meet up with the immigration lawyer.
15:59And hopefully, you can give me some really good information.
16:00And what steps we should take next?
16:01Oh, that's a good step.
16:02Yeah, because you got cut off from that bank account.
16:03Hey, we're getting serious.
16:04You're sitting down with a lawyer.
16:05Okay, dude, you ready?
16:06Cheers.
16:07Cheers.
16:08Dude, beer and wings.
16:09Beer and wings.
16:10Are you more of a flattery?
16:11No.
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16:57what the process would be as far as how much it's going to cost and we're very interested in a work
17:05permit because without work i have no money yeah the best the best legal way you have you just pick
17:13up a phone and you call 1-800 mom dukes and you can get all the cash you need how did this girl
17:20not save up any money making six figures and living with her mom who knows it all depends
17:26if it is a partnership agreement or a marriage well don't do it not just to be able to work
17:33when you marry he can bring you in automatically and the marriage will cost maybe some legal dues
17:40to marry at the municipal the partnership agreement maybe 600 700 dollars they didn't even talk about
17:48getting married right now it's cheaper to get married and then after you get married it's
17:53cheaper to keep them why does he not know the exact amount i think he knows the guy who knows the guy
18:00who's going to give him a work permit i know is that a bottle of whiskey behind him what kind of lawyer is
18:05this but the thing is that process will take approximately five months you need to stay in
18:12the states to wait for you to come to aruba oh she has to go back to the states oh so your mom was
18:18right and you didn't plan appropriately i think what he's sweating from the wings they're not even
18:24that hot i got the mexican i think it's the whiteness in you most likely is no i'm shocked
18:32this partnership paper is not this easy sign your cute little signature on a dotted line i'm shocked
18:39i didn't do a little internet research in what country have you ever heard that any of this is
18:45is easy she lives in fantasy world listen to me i cannot stop staring at her black roots maybe she's
18:52doing it on purpose maybe she likes it you think i picked that up off my floor you dirty boy
18:59jonathan i have talked about getting married and he's definitely someone that i see myself marrying
19:04but there is no way that it was going to be as soon as tomorrow your mother will be on the next
19:10flight to aruba and snatch you up and bring you right back to boston so she's gonna marry him just
19:17so she doesn't admit to her mom just so she has paper i don't know you were like scooting away from
19:21me so i figured i'd scoot closer i was trying to scratch my calf i'll scratch it for you that's not
19:26what's itching thank you i mean the plan's always been to get married maybe we should just go for it
19:33she's actually considering getting married no way do you think johnny wants to get married now
19:39no hell no johnny still living the dream this lady sits in a freaking tree and spies on him
19:45like a lion at night about to attack its prey there is no way that this couple can get married right
19:51now no way i was definitely not expecting a sex dungeon yeah i was not expecting a sex dungeon thank
19:59you exactly that's not a sex dungeon i've been to a sex dungeon you have not no have you i was
20:05just trying to be cool i was too okay
20:07so jamal you know i'm a wine guy yeah i know a lot about wine let's start with right here
20:14uh-huh i want to do a little more punchier what kind of wine is this okay so this is going to be a
20:19pinot uh like guggio pinot noir this is going to be more of a dry but very light tasting wine and
20:26you want to taste it and then kind of squish it in your mouth for about a second and then swallow
20:30not bad by the way when you're squishing it's not a mouthwash well you didn't say how to swish
20:41the next wine we're going to go with is for people that aren't too educated it's called a cabernet
20:46but i'm educated i know but this is for people that know nothing about wine okay and it's like
20:52literally it's right up the middle the bouquet okay my all-time favorite is from my favorite
21:03country um in argentina it's called a malbec malbec and a malbec kind of it it i'm about to knock
21:10this back there you go there you go it consumes all of the great elements of wine the notes the legs
21:19well let's give it a bouquet let's give it a smell and a tug as they say in england you're gonna give
21:24me a tug a smell and a tug okay how you doing oh yeah whoa oh my god i can drink this for breakfast
21:32oh mano and antony i can't wait to see this hotel it better be she's already rolling her eyes i know
21:43this thing better be like the penthouse suite they didn't have valet so she's not gonna like that
21:48already losing points you remember that hotel i took you to that one time they had a tv in the
21:53bathroom mirror yeah and they had valet yep and they had valet you say i don't care about you
22:01it's complete bull i wouldn't be here in france if that was the case
22:05why are you doing this guy get out stop pouting this is true
22:10mm-hmm i hope that they you know turn around and yeah and i hope you ordered like flowers to
22:16the room or something and like chocolate covered strawberries to make it romantic
22:19what the is this
22:24whoa hell no a sex room ew oh yeah cherries dude the french people can be freaky i still can americans
22:38yeah you're right you're a dog thank you this is already better than a mime look tim he does not
22:44have a great track record i know but okay goats and mimes this has got to be better there's a difference
22:49between like romance and kink and she might not be kinky check it out oh wow that is cool
22:56uh-huh that's a good jacuzzi yeah uh-huh look at that oh my god dude i'd love to get in that i love
23:05hot tubs i love a good jacuzzi bro drinking malbec in a jacuzzi man hello you know how many orgies
23:13probably happened in that room ew i'd be like somebody get me a black light ew ew gross
23:19but that jacuzzi remember when we had sex in the jacuzzi that was good i was definitely not
23:27expecting a sex dungeon yeah i was not expecting a sex dungeon thank you exactly i heard of dungeons
23:33and dragons i ain't never heard of a sex dungeon never been the one in my life that's not a sex
23:38dungeon i've been to a sex dungeon you have that no have you i was just trying to be cool i was too okay
23:44um so i have a surprise for you oh so you stay over here and i'll get that ready oh god he's gonna
23:55go put on the mime costume again it's gonna be a vibrator on a like gas power no chainsaw he's gonna
24:01come back in that mime costume without pants winnie the pooh mime version just the top party on the bottom
24:09he's gonna do a sarper and do a lap dance so pete my boy's coming up manone loves the fact that i was
24:17in the military i mean i think she just loves the uniform i'm scared so i decided to dust off my old
24:26army fatigues salute to the veteran he was in the military i would have never known he represents our
24:33troops back in france hoorah brother we love a man in uniform oh baby he's like i'm your sergeant in
24:41the army bend over i'd like to role play with you but by the time i get to that point i'm like just
24:46let's do it what is he doing you ready
24:54oh she's laughing at least thank god she's laughing which is a good thing he looks good
25:04in his uniform why is she cackling at him in his uniform at least she's left she has stayed laughing
25:10at him but now i think she's laughing with him like is that so yeah the uniform thing got her she's like
25:16oh we talked about this ha ha you remember that's so much better than the mine okay you see after he
25:21wear that uniform he changed totally he look more strong man more sexy man more you know like
25:29woman's gonna look at him and he just looked the same he just looked the same in the uniform that's
25:34it look more strong it ain't like the uniform gave him muscles the uniform has some powers well it don't
25:39yeah let's go oh look at how happy she is oh my gosh that looks like me trying to be on a trip yeah
25:56but you were never a soldier so you know you're a very very rare breed
26:05you know it's just very cute it's very sexy it's very cute okay let's go let's go to the hotel
26:11she like when he looks mainly about time look like you're starting to get out of the slump
26:17anthony when she's mad you just put in the uniform and that's the she's gonna be happy
26:22that is so cute i'm happy to finally see them happy and not arguing oh my love
26:42she temple cute oh that's so nice you have a great butt really it's such a bubble butt it's
26:48like so muscle i'm muscle man your butt is literally just like 10 pounds on each 20 pounds of muscle
26:58turn around let me see
27:01i can't even grab a piece of your butt that's how hard your butt is
27:04i wouldn't say that i'm not ready i think we just have some work to do you know marriage it's not
27:14work and stop it's continuous working every day every day every second
27:23okay so i couldn't decide if i wanted to do arts and crafts or snack
27:26and since chloe's not here i figured gingerbread house okay i can do this in my sleep can you let's
27:33see it let's get the foundation rocks well you're gonna have to hold it okay well you're gonna have
27:37to glue it i would put that down and just glue the two sides you're kind of micromanaging a little
27:43bit here you're doing it wrong is what's actually happening here no you can never have too much
27:48glue you can and i feel better about it now all right you just do your the show's coming back
27:52on stop talking to me quiet and don't get any on the sofa here we go are we aruba for sure aruba
28:02they're probably eating something look at his cute little jeep hungry i'm just actually starving
28:09well we started who paying for it go in johnny they're going to dinner how much she's gonna try
28:15to get married yeah she's gonna treat him to dinner because she's gonna try to talk him into marrying
28:20her and he's gonna be like this is a horrible idea i don't know how my mom will react when we tell
28:25her like it could be potentially eight months before i can work it definitely probably will be a i told you
28:30show moment well you know what your mama's not gonna care you know why because she's not paying
28:34your bills anymore so if you want to be homeless that's your problem i know michelle just sitting
28:38there waiting by the phone call like okay any minute now when is it gonna ring i think she goes
28:45back but i think she brings johnny with her i mean it's not like he has a future on the pirate ship
28:50yeah why would you want to be on a pirate ship why would you not want to be on one uh it's weird
28:55you're weird dude you're more weird the problem i have is that the lifestyle that you like to live
29:01you like to go out have drinks go to dinners and stuff like that i can't support that aspect
29:07yeah you are expensive she probably gets salmon sperm facials for sure and that's expensive yeah we're
29:15gonna be major cutbacks budget cuts excuse me i'm going to kill you excuse me why are you
29:25you trying to ruin the house kim truly i gotta move it but i don't know if you're ready for that
29:33because you're very young he's a smart dude trying to put the ball in a car to make that decision
29:38yeah but i feel like man at 23 you don't realize how young you are
29:46stop that is so disgusting we need the glue for the roof
29:49yours is so ugly i wouldn't say that i'm not ready i think we just have some work to do you know
30:02marriage it's not work and stop it's continuous working every day every day every second
30:11even if you guess i'm married for 50 years you still keep working baby girl we going on five
30:18together for eight i'm going to tell you right now it's not going to be easy i'm afraid that
30:24when it gets too hard you might leave so i don't think it's only you risking everything i'm also
30:28risking life oh he put it on her and he knows that he can't support the lifestyle she wants but she
30:34wants to be in the vip yeah she wants to be in the club she wants to do the excursion no she has to
30:39grow out of that that's kind of part of like the risk that you take in love that's part of like the
30:45leap of faith what did i tell you about touching the house i'm just trying to fix it i'm trying to
30:51watch chloe and johnny decide if they're going to get married stop do not get it on the sofa
30:58i think if i thought in my head this isn't going to work would have already left and i'm telling you
31:03that i'm more than okay with it you think they're going to marry that fast we had to marry in two weeks
31:08oh my god it's too soon what her mother's going to think once she tell her oh my gosh i'm going to
31:13get married because i want to jump come back to boston mm-hmm well i think at the end of the day
31:19it's something to think about so we can be together in the end we'll figure it out
31:27i don't know babe i don't know if they're gonna tie the knot i really don't i have a feeling they're not
31:30going to do it don't force it no we didn't force it we were just ready two weeks later will you marry
31:37me yes you have to get me pregnant okay don't poke me a heartburn and we just need maybe this will fill
31:47it in yeah just exactly like spackle spackle tim spackle dale dale dale yes yes i have all things in
31:57life you're worried about that why are you worried about your 20 000 debt that you have what a show
32:02wow i can't even say shots fired on that one that's his today's show that was a straight aussie boomeroy
32:08yeah babe where are you show's about to start oh my gosh tanda wow look at my man i went through
32:20the halloween basket and i found this and i got inspired by antoni oh you look good and i feel
32:26like he should have done a lot more than just what he did oh boy well i love a man i love i know what you
32:38oh my god love a man in uniform oh god oh yeah oh my gosh what a sexy army man hey hey you're about
32:52to rip it in the crotch area that's why we didn't go with this costume because your package is too big
32:57oh come on baby what do you want my love i want you to change so we can watch the episode okay all right
33:02love you that's good the hell where we at now city park oh patia and dylan you think you'll ever
33:18visit tasmania maybe chloe's always wanted to go to australia i want to go when they like come up with
33:24a jet they can make it there in two hours do you feel like all the issues are resolved with my mother
33:29i feel like it's resolved it's definitely not resolved she's pissed that you said she was a
33:34needy mother yeah were we not watching the same hell is about to break loose you told my mama not to
33:40call me i just said you know like maybe she not calls so much twice a week twice a week but not every
33:47day three times a day that's too much i don't understand why it bothers her so much i definitely
33:52think we have a good balance with my parents like they don't just like show up but even if they did
33:56it'd be fine we wouldn't care like show up more exactly come on seriously come over help me with
34:04bedtime every once in a while bring me dinner it's your great idea it's not a great idea for me
34:11okay it's like we enjoy having a chat here and there yeah but if it bothers your partner
34:18it shouldn't bother you that much it shouldn't bother you that much i could see somebody saying
34:22this about us truly right but your mom yeah like nah i'll entertain if somebody's like hey i don't
34:28want you talking to veronica three times a day okay twice a week okay cool but like my mother no yeah
34:35my mom's off limits her bitching more about him talking with the mom but like it's causing more
34:40problems yeah use that energy and be like how's your mom was she good yeah exactly you know i see both
34:46sides of the coin here so there's no side i can just pick and then you can be the mom when i get
34:52my baby get old yeah you ain't gonna never leave that kid alone that's really sad that you'd be
34:59concentrating on that over all things in life you're worried about that why don't you worry about your
35:04twenty thousand dollar debt that you have dude why does he keep mike drop but dude he keeps throwing
35:11that in her face wow what a low blow i can't even say shots fired on that one that's a straight show
35:18that was a straight aussie boomerang you got me into it i've already told you about yes you did
35:26no it's funny that you blame me for everything that's gone wrong in your whole life i get the
35:30blame for yes you caused me a lot of money no i didn't cause you anything i saved you money
35:35seriously they're over here just like throwing at each other you talked to your mom too much
35:38you're in debt well you made me in debt how did he make her get in debt i don't understand
35:43but she is really with i'm just i'm like super amazed here at how calm this fight is they've been
35:49together for 14 years you and i could have this fight we've known each other for 15 years not
35:54calmly are we good and one of us are yelling we could do it probably you we could do it calmly and
35:59we could both we would walk away both just being like f you no you bitch things are clearly not going
36:05well and there's something that i need to talk to dylan about and i think it might make it worse
36:14oh no why is that no i need to know what she gonna tell him she ain't more dead she gotta be in debt
36:22debt did it debt debt debt she has a kid his age she just found out about no way there's no way she can
36:28have a kid without knowing oh yeah she was a man it was a man obviously a man can say that not a
36:35woman that went right out of my head okay sorry next time on 90 day fiance the other way let me get
36:44you some change you're giving them all the change i've given to you you haven't charged anybody what the
36:51hell jenny making it rain over there if you uh buy something for 60 if somebody pay you 100 it's easy
36:58give them 40 back i don't understand the change she's been around since hieroglyphics and she can't
37:04count hold on she's been giving them all of their money back yeah they give her a hundred and then
37:08she's like here's your coffee and a hundred i'm confused when i met with dorian we already started
37:15working together on the skincare brand we need to invest money uh-oh she cannot stop working this
37:22girl oh no she's about to invest some of their money that they don't even have no bad idea i feel so
37:30dizzy you okay no is she pregnant yeah shut up you like to be petted like that i mean yeah but i was
37:40just very distracted by those extensions are you telling me that you're pregnant right now
37:45i told you so many times we even be careful when we have sex what the hell oh luke
37:56i am the father oh my god luke now you're gonna have problems this girl play you're gonna get
38:02oh luke then skywalked in that poom poom he had the lightsaber he went wrong dude that was such an
38:11intense episode i honestly feel like we should go on the balcony have a couple drinks get into the
38:17spirit you find some girls find some girls yes before you get to dry ass arkansas i'm feeling it
38:23let's hit the balcony brother let's go let's go yes sir this episode was insane breakup possible
38:30pregnancy uh sex dungeons it has everything no no i need a drink let's go to the kitchen let's debrief
38:36you cannot tell the man's mother that you are dating that she is a needy mom yeah nobody's gonna
38:43tell me that i can't talk to my son three times a day if i want to talk to him three times a day
38:47sorry yeah i don't know but i was thinking about that sex room that they were at babe and i'm like
38:51holy cow wouldn't that be crazy if we opened like a sex hotel this is tight oh yeah cheers brother cheers
38:58man thanks for coming out to san diego i'm so glad i got to know you let's lock it in dude it was and the night's
39:04so young the night's still young and you promised me that we would go out and tear it up i'm making
39:09sure you're not gonna flake on me when you get to look at that i'm look at that that's what i'm talking
39:13about oh my god that is cool can't make up good old san diego dude you have found the spot yes sir
39:24come visit anytime don't know if you can sleep here but you can come hang out
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