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Kendall Jenner Shows Off Her Perfect Stomach - KUWTK Recap 8
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00:00Kendall Jenner and her belly button are the envy of the whole Kardashian family.
00:05Plus, Khloe accuses Kris of wearing diapers, and Kris accuses Khloe of having a dry vagina.
00:14Hey guys, it's Ali with your weekly Dashcap, and this week is great for anyone who ever wanted to
00:18swim in a pool of ice cream toppings. It's like Scrooge McDuck's pool, but for people soon to
00:24have diabetes. By the way, I think Kris Jenner has some other sort of disease.
00:30Kris is being super weird and also hires a scribe, yes, a scribe, to write down literally
00:36everything she says. And of course, Khloe decides to fuck with her big time.
00:41Mom, do you have to pee or you're good with your diaper?
00:46She queefed in our workout the other day.
00:48I did?
00:49Yes, she did. She was queefing.
00:52She did. Queefed.
00:54But I will say as a child, the way you used to talk to me when I thought my name was head,
01:00and all you do is get drunk. It's wild. Please call child services. You have no idea what I go
01:06through on a nightly basis.
01:07Kendall Jenner also shows up and lets her perfect belly button do the talking.
01:12You look cute. Do I?
01:14Your belly button is so vertical. I'm envious. I literally will get bow talks around
01:20my belly button, so it looks like that.
01:22Kendall also has the perfect reaction to Kris's scribe.
01:25How are you?
01:26Oh, what is going on?
01:28Oh, this is my scribe. This is Kendall. She writes down everything I say.
01:33This person follows her around everywhere.
01:34Oh my God.
01:36Anyway, Kris takes her revenge on Khloe for mocking her and it's classic.
01:40I love it.
01:41You've told me about your dryness problem.
01:43My dry vagina, yeah.
01:45So I got you K-Y jelly.
01:48Yep. So she has this fungus.
01:50That's why she's been lifting for jockage.
01:52Come on.
01:53I actually have a dick. This is perfect.
01:55For your mustache.
01:57Kim will say I need this the most.
02:00Yes.
02:00Oh, krrr.
02:01This is crazy, but next week it looks like Kendall is going to be packing heat
02:05because of her well-known stalker problem.
02:08I literally once a week have a stalker.
02:10I want to protect myself.
02:12I'm not comfortable with it.
02:13I wouldn't want my kids around it.
02:15I wouldn't want the kids here and I know there's a gun.
02:18I want to feel comfortable around a gun.
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