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Full Episode Of Situationship With My Billionaire Friend
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00:00:00Oh my god, she's insane.
00:00:11What are you doing here?
00:00:15Beth, you set me up.
00:00:19You stay away from me.
00:00:21You're insane.
00:00:25Can't let you ruin my wedding, Miss Leanne.
00:00:29You and Asher, or you're a great couple.
00:00:33I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:00:37But you've gotta go.
00:00:39They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:53And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:57What was that, baby?
00:00:59Awesome.
00:01:01We done here?
00:01:03Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:07Yes! Yes! Yes! No!
00:01:11Are we done here?
00:01:17Yes, I think you were the best.
00:01:19You were amazing.
00:01:21Was it good for you?
00:01:23Awesome.
00:01:24What's your name again?
00:01:27Lenny, we need to talk.
00:01:29What?
00:01:31I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:33What do you mean you are breaking up with me?
00:01:36I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:39What?
00:01:41This isn't working out.
00:01:43Goodbye, Lenny.
00:01:47I can't do this anymore.
00:01:48What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:50I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:52This isn't working out.
00:01:53But...
00:01:54But...
00:01:55Take care, Monique.
00:01:56What am I doing?
00:02:13So, I tell her...
00:02:15Dude, that's not a pickle.
00:02:17That's an okra.
00:02:19Like, seriously?
00:02:21So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother.
00:02:24I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.
00:02:29How about you and I?
00:02:31Um, you're...
00:02:32Just excuse me for a moment.
00:02:34Be right back.
00:02:38So, I was thinking...
00:02:40How about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:44Sorry.
00:02:45I'll be right back.
00:02:47Oh, damn it.
00:03:01Shit!
00:03:02I'm so sorry.
00:03:03I'm so sorry.
00:03:04Oh, my God.
00:03:05Oh, my God.
00:03:06Asher?
00:03:07Oh, my God.
00:03:08What are you doing?
00:03:09Oh, I'm drowning my sorrows, you.
00:03:11Damn.
00:03:12Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:14Sure.
00:03:15Sure.
00:03:16Sure.
00:03:17How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:24Uh, life, I guess.
00:03:26Well, we should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:29Pinky swear?
00:03:30Pinky swear.
00:03:31Pinky swear.
00:03:32Friends forever.
00:03:33Friends forever.
00:03:34Stop doing that.
00:03:39We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:41Pinky swear?
00:03:42Pinky swear.
00:03:43Friends forever.
00:03:44Friends forever.
00:03:45Stop doing that.
00:03:47Oh, what about work?
00:03:48I actually just started a new job.
00:03:49I'm doing marketing at GenGuard.
00:03:50Small world.
00:03:51They're our biggest client.
00:03:52Hmm.
00:03:53No way.
00:03:54Wait, what do you do?
00:03:55I work at a software development startup.
00:03:56Hey, that's cool.
00:03:57What about your love life?
00:03:58What about your love life?
00:03:59What?
00:04:00What about your love life?
00:04:01Oh, my God.
00:04:02Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:03A lifetime of one night standing.
00:04:04What about your love life?
00:04:05What?
00:04:06What about your love life?
00:04:07Oh, my God.
00:04:08Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:09A lifetime of one night stands with shallow women.
00:04:16Cheers mate!
00:04:22How about we?
00:04:24Oh, my God. Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:27A lifetime of one-night stands with shallow women.
00:04:31Cheers, mate.
00:04:35How about we?
00:04:38Stop it.
00:04:40No. Hey, we're friends.
00:04:42Well, if you ever do want an earth-shattering orgasm, I'm your man.
00:04:47Sex ruins everything.
00:04:50Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:51I'll be your winged woman, though.
00:04:56You're not your winged man.
00:05:21I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:27I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:44I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:48I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:50I have that effect on women.
00:05:53Stop.
00:05:58I forgot how pretty you are.
00:06:00Thanks.
00:06:02I think.
00:06:05Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:11Friends forever?
00:06:12Friends forever.
00:06:14Friends forever.
00:06:20Friends forever.
00:06:44Friends forever.
00:06:46Friends forever.
00:06:48Friends forever.
00:06:48Oh, my God.
00:07:18Let's do that again.
00:07:48Oh, my God.
00:07:50What are you doing here?
00:07:51I don't know.
00:07:52What am I doing here?
00:07:54Oh, my head.
00:07:56My head.
00:07:57Feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:01Hey, I mean, since we're here.
00:08:08What?
00:08:09No.
00:08:09No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:10Bad idea.
00:08:11What?
00:08:13Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:15Why?
00:08:17Because.
00:08:18Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:22Fuck.
00:08:23Sex reminds everything.
00:08:25I suppose you're right.
00:08:28But still.
00:08:30But still.
00:08:33I have a proposition.
00:08:37What?
00:08:38Friends with benefits.
00:08:40Sex without strings.
00:08:43You do you, I do me.
00:08:46And we do each other.
00:08:47Interesting.
00:08:59Okay, sold.
00:09:03And benefits.
00:09:04And I'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter.
00:09:34Hello, ladies.
00:09:41Asher?
00:09:44You two know each other?
00:09:47Yeah.
00:09:49We know each other from college.
00:09:51He's one of my best friends.
00:09:53What are you doing here?
00:09:55He's here to see my father.
00:09:56Wait, what?
00:09:57Daddy owns the company.
00:09:59I know.
00:10:00I actually own the company I work at.
00:10:03He's worth billions.
00:10:05And here I thought I knew everything about you.
00:10:08I've been busy since college.
00:10:10Clearly.
00:10:12Listen.
00:10:13I gotta run, but...
00:10:15Talk to you later?
00:10:16Sure.
00:10:18Good to see you, Beth.
00:10:19You too.
00:10:23Oh, what a man.
00:10:25What's this?
00:10:38I took the liberty of drawing up a forensic benefits contract.
00:10:41A contract?
00:10:42It outlines the parameters of our relationship.
00:10:44Okay.
00:10:46Article 1.
00:10:47Nobody knows.
00:10:49It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:51Good point.
00:10:51Article 2.
00:10:53We meet at a mutually agreed upon place, at a mutually agreed upon time.
00:10:57Okay.
00:10:58Article 3.
00:11:00Honesty and transparency are a must.
00:11:02Agreed.
00:11:05Article 4.
00:11:07No lies.
00:11:09No lies.
00:11:12Article 5.
00:11:13Once one party sleeps with another person, the agreement is over.
00:11:20I don't like that one.
00:11:22Gets too complicated otherwise.
00:11:26Fine.
00:11:29And finally...
00:11:32Friends first.
00:11:37Friends first.
00:11:38Let's see.
00:11:49Let's see.
00:11:49Let's see.
00:12:49Stop it.
00:12:56Will you go out with me?
00:12:58What?
00:12:59On a date.
00:13:01Like, will you go on a date with me?
00:13:04A real one.
00:13:06No.
00:13:11What?
00:13:12I mean, no, the contract.
00:13:16Forget the contract.
00:13:18No, friends first.
00:13:19Remember?
00:13:21Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:24Asher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:40Come on.
00:13:46Friends first?
00:13:46Friends first.
00:14:04So see you at seven tonight?
00:14:05Yes, you will.
00:14:17Oh my God.
00:14:19He asked me out.
00:14:22He asked me out.
00:14:23Breathe, Beth.
00:14:24Breathe.
00:14:25I've been crushing on him for so long.
00:14:28On Asher?
00:14:29Yes.
00:14:30He asked you out?
00:14:31Yes.
00:14:32On a date?
00:14:33Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:35Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:37Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:38You can give me some tips.
00:14:40Oh.
00:14:41Um, yeah, okay.
00:14:45I gotta go.
00:14:46I'm getting a mani-pedi ready for the big plate.
00:14:48I'm totally freaking out.
00:14:52Bye.
00:15:02Where was he born?
00:15:03Philadelphia.
00:15:05Philadelphia.
00:15:06Uh, favorite food?
00:15:08Um.
00:15:11He likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:14Oh, hot fudge sundae.
00:15:17I like your pen.
00:15:18I've never seen that color before.
00:15:20Daddy has a made for me special.
00:15:22It's my favorite color.
00:15:23Heliotrope purple.
00:15:24Cool.
00:15:25What about sports?
00:15:29Beth, why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:31On your date?
00:15:32I can't do that.
00:15:33If I'm gonna marry this mani,
00:15:35he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:39Marry?
00:15:39You got a problem with that?
00:15:47Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:50Me and Asher?
00:15:54No.
00:15:55No, no, no.
00:15:55Never.
00:15:56He's...
00:15:56We're...
00:15:58We're friends.
00:15:59We're best friends.
00:16:01Good.
00:16:01By the way, I love your outfit.
00:16:04Where'd you get it?
00:16:06Oh, Masons on 3rd.
00:16:07Super cute.
00:16:09Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:10Uh, siblings?
00:16:15And being an only child.
00:16:18I was an only child as well.
00:16:20Really?
00:16:21Cool.
00:16:21Anyhow, being an only child, my parents had me to art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:26I was born in Philly.
00:16:28Shut up.
00:16:29It's my favorite city.
00:16:32Where was the school?
00:16:34Um, I...
00:16:37Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:40How about we, um, share a hot fudge sundae?
00:16:49That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:55I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:16:57I had a wonderful time.
00:17:04I really hope we can do this again.
00:17:07That would be great.
00:17:10Good night.
00:17:13Oh, my.
00:17:15Okay, thank you.
00:17:19Listen.
00:17:21I should really head out.
00:17:25Uh, take care.
00:17:26Why don't you come up?
00:17:29And I will fuck you.
00:17:31It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:33Oh, my God.
00:17:34Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:39Why?
00:17:40Because I've sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:45I'm a one-night stand?
00:17:46No, no, it...
00:17:47That's not what I meant.
00:17:48It's just...
00:17:50Sex ruins everything.
00:17:53Let's wait.
00:17:54So, it can be perfect.
00:17:58Yeah?
00:18:02Yes!
00:18:05Okay.
00:18:07Toodles!
00:18:08Beth?
00:18:15It was nice.
00:18:18We have a lot in common.
00:18:22Are you...
00:18:23Jealous?
00:18:26No.
00:18:30Did you, um...
00:18:31Did you sleep together?
00:18:35No.
00:18:36But not for a lack of her trying.
00:18:39Beth?
00:18:40She's an animal.
00:18:42Oh, God.
00:18:43Stop it.
00:18:45Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:48Not for Beth, you don't?
00:18:49Yeah, my days of one-night stands are over.
00:18:52I want to wait.
00:18:53Just in case she is the one.
00:18:56You never know.
00:18:58I want to get off on the right foot.
00:19:05I'm never getting married.
00:19:08I'm ready to settle down.
00:19:09You do you.
00:19:17To each his own.
00:19:19Agreed.
00:19:20Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:21Maybe.
00:19:21Give it back.
00:19:22Give it back.
00:19:23Come on.
00:19:24Mm-mm.
00:19:24It's not a thing.
00:19:27It's my strawberry.
00:19:28All right.
00:19:28That was rude.
00:19:36It's not a thing.
00:20:06Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:12You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:15True love does not exist.
00:20:18You will only get hurt.
00:20:20He is your friend.
00:20:22Don't blow it.
00:20:24Friendship first.
00:20:26Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:30You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:32True love does not exist.
00:20:34You will only get hurt.
00:20:35He is your friend.
00:20:37Don't blow it.
00:20:40Friend to first.
00:20:43I am alone.
00:21:05Hey.
00:21:15Shit.
00:21:16I'm so sorry.
00:21:18My bad. My fault.
00:21:20Hang on.
00:21:23You got a tissue?
00:21:29Here. Let me.
00:21:30Hey, what are you doing? Stop cock-plucking me.
00:21:33Oh, I didn't realize.
00:21:36Hey, Asher.
00:21:38Eric.
00:21:42Okay.
00:21:43Well, see you guys later.
00:21:48Here.
00:21:53I'm Leanne, by the way.
00:21:55I'm Eric.
00:21:56Eric.
00:21:56That was fun.
00:22:07Yeah, was that fun or was Eric fun?
00:22:13Both.
00:22:13Okay.
00:22:14You got to watch out for him.
00:22:15He's a player.
00:22:16So what?
00:22:19Think I can't handle myself?
00:22:21No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:22:24Oh, my God.
00:22:26Are you jealous?
00:22:28No, I'm not jealous.
00:22:29Why would I be jealous?
00:22:31We're friends with benefits.
00:22:32Remember?
00:22:34Yeah.
00:22:36You don't have to be a dick about it.
00:22:37Okay, I'm not being a dick.
00:22:39You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:41I can handle myself.
00:22:47Yeah, fine.
00:22:48Be that way.
00:22:48You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:22:56Maybe we need to end this arrangement.
00:23:01Maybe you were so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:23:10Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:14Maybe I will.
00:23:15Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:18Yes.
00:23:27Flowers for Mrs. Lean Lemon.
00:23:29That's me.
00:23:30Oh, my God.
00:23:36I'm Eric.
00:23:43What are you doing here?
00:23:45I had a meeting with Beth's dad.
00:23:50Mr. Merrick?
00:23:52Yes.
00:23:57They're nice.
00:24:01Listen, um, I'm really sorry about last night.
00:24:06I was out of line.
00:24:06I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:18Oh, my God.
00:24:20Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:25Friends forever?
00:24:28Friends forever.
00:24:30Dinner later?
00:24:34Sounds awesome.
00:24:36Someone's in a good mood
00:24:57Oh, it's just
00:24:59I'm just so happy
00:25:01You know, Leanne
00:25:03I think I like Asher a lot
00:25:06I think you could be the one
00:25:09Oh
00:25:10I think I'm falling in love
00:25:13You've only just started dating
00:25:15Have you ever had a connection
00:25:17That's just so deep
00:25:20So immediate
00:25:21That you just know
00:25:23Yeah
00:25:25That's us
00:25:28You know, he told me he wants us to wait
00:25:32For sex
00:25:33He says he wants to build a strong foundation first
00:25:37I hope you're not jealous
00:25:40Oh
00:25:42No
00:25:43I don't know
00:25:45I just want him to be happy
00:25:47By the way, I love your lipstick
00:25:49It's so unique
00:25:50What color is it?
00:25:53Paris pink
00:25:54I love it
00:25:55Anyway, gotta go
00:25:57Toodles
00:25:58Why are you so down?
00:26:09What's wrong?
00:26:12Nothing
00:26:12Famous last words
00:26:15Is it attic?
00:26:19Of course not
00:26:20How's Beth?
00:26:22By the way
00:26:22She thinks that you're gonna settle down with her
00:26:25Yeah, you never know
00:26:27Give me your hand
00:26:31I'll tell you what's gonna happen
00:26:34Come on
00:26:35Okay
00:26:35Okay
00:26:37This
00:26:38Is your lifeline
00:26:40It's long
00:26:42If you have a nice long life
00:26:44Okay
00:26:46This
00:26:46Is your headline
00:26:48For wisdom
00:26:49And
00:26:50Looks like you have done some stupid things
00:26:55And this
00:26:59Is your love line
00:27:00So you've got a rocky beginning
00:27:03Over here
00:27:04But you have a long line of love ahead of you
00:27:09You wanna go home and fuck?
00:27:34Great idea
00:27:35Let me know
00:27:40Let's go
00:27:42Come on
00:27:44Let's go
00:27:44Let's go
00:27:45Let's go
00:27:53Let's go
00:28:03Let's go
00:28:03Let's go
00:28:04Let's go
00:28:04Looks like we had fun last night.
00:28:34Do you have a key?
00:29:03Nice trick.
00:29:04Right?
00:29:05Yeah.
00:29:10Who is that?
00:29:11I have no idea.
00:29:13Hello!
00:29:14Your front door is unlocked!
00:29:18My front door!
00:29:31How could you?
00:29:38Beth!
00:29:39Wait!
00:29:40Beth!
00:29:41What have I done?
00:29:43What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:46Beth!
00:29:47It's not what it looks like!
00:29:58Hey!
00:29:59What are you doing?
00:30:00I'm leaving.
00:30:01I'm getting dressed.
00:30:02I'm going.
00:30:03I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:30:04I'm sorry, okay?
00:30:05You didn't do anything.
00:30:06It was me.
00:30:07I fucked up.
00:30:08You said it wasn't serious.
00:30:10It wasn't.
00:30:11It isn't.
00:30:12It doesn't matter.
00:30:13I fucked up.
00:30:14Whatever it is.
00:30:15It was.
00:30:16I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:17I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:30:22Yeah.
00:30:23Hands first?
00:30:24Hands first.
00:30:25Hands first.
00:30:29Hands first.
00:30:42Hands first.
00:30:44���iai
00:30:54Yeah, Beth.
00:30:56Go away!
00:31:00I need to talk to you.
00:31:04I fire her except Daddy said we'd get sued.
00:31:10sued you on the other hand i don't want to speak to you ever again no no it's not what you think
00:31:16okay it was a stupid game friends with benefits but it's over now okay i promise
00:31:28do you love her of course not okay she means nothing to me
00:31:33really hey i want to see what happens between us you and me please give me another chance
00:31:45i suppose
00:31:56okay
00:31:56leanne it's me again don't know why you're avoiding me uh i'm so confused friends forever remember
00:32:18eric hi i'm sorry if it's been a while i know i've been out of touch but
00:32:32i would love to see you again if you're up for it
00:32:35asher asher it's me i haven't heard from you in like four hours what's going on
00:32:49are you with leanne call me
00:33:03okay leanne i don't know what i did to drive you away but i'll leave you alone now
00:33:10if you ever want to be friends again you know where to find me
00:33:19it's eric leave a message hey eric um
00:33:41i just wanted to say that i had a great time the other night and i wanted to see what you were doing
00:33:45later asher asher where are you why won't you call me back i know you're with her you lied to me
00:33:55okay miss you call me bye
00:34:03beth i got your 35 messages um listen i'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time
00:34:11with your time with you but maybe we need to slow things down a bit i'll call you when i can
00:34:25hey hey babe slow down
00:34:46to love
00:34:56wait love sucks
00:35:02okay i think we've had enough
00:35:07how about we head back to the mud
00:35:09how about we head back to the mud
00:35:10okay
00:35:12fabulous
00:35:16easy
00:35:39A lot of goodies in me.
00:36:09I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:19Nah, I'm sorry, I've been aloof. Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:22You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:24No, that's okay. Just life.
00:36:26Is it Leanne?
00:36:28I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:30You know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:33I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:35Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:40It would look like her clothes from last night.
00:36:43No way, she would never. He's a knob.
00:36:46Which is why I grabbed a photo.
00:36:53I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:37:05What did he call her?
00:37:07I can't do it.
00:37:10Oh no, I can't do it.
00:37:12I thought she was coming in.
00:37:14This is the Caricenter.
00:37:16No, it's the Caricenter.
00:37:18Now you're Asian.
00:37:20You're Asian.
00:37:22You're right, I'm you.
00:37:25You're Asian, so you're Asian.
00:37:28I was really English.
00:37:29You're Asian, so you're Asian.
00:37:30You're Asian.
00:39:04Fucking prick.
00:39:06Come here.
00:39:08Come on.
00:39:10Come here.
00:39:12Come here.
00:39:16Come here.
00:39:18Come here.
00:39:20Come here.
00:39:22Come here.
00:39:24Come here.
00:39:26Come here.
00:39:28Come here.
00:39:30Come here.
00:40:32We were together. I mean, we went out like six times.
00:40:36You said you wanted to see where things went.
00:40:38Yes, and unfortunately they went in another direction.
00:40:42I'm so sorry. I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:46You're fired.
00:40:48You can't fire me. I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:40:53I'll fire Leanne.
00:40:54You can't. She'll sue.
00:40:58Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:41:02And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:41:08Yeah.
00:41:08Shit.
00:41:21Shit.
00:41:51Shit.
00:42:21Shit.
00:42:23Shit.
00:42:25Shit.
00:42:29Shit.
00:42:49Shit.
00:42:51Hey, Eric. Thinking about you. When do you want to hook up? How about a hotel this time? We need to be super careful that Asher doesn't find out.
00:43:10Love, her friend with benefits, Leanne. XO, XO. When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Leanne.
00:43:27I can't believe you think I'm lying. Then how do you explain this text? I don't know. I didn't send it.
00:43:35You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:42I'm not going to be so stupid.
00:43:44I am not seeing Eric. Why would I cheat on you? You're my lover. You're my best friend.
00:43:52Clearly not.
00:43:55I am not a cheater. I did not send that text and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break up over this, then fine.
00:44:04I do.
00:44:13Okay.
00:44:34I will. I will. I will. I will.
00:44:49Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert. Or both. Thoughts?
00:45:08Please, don't marry her. You don't love her. You're rebounding.
00:45:13I'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids. Thoughts?
00:45:25A string quartet instead of a jazz trio. Thoughts?
00:45:31They say he's the photographer to the stars. Thoughts?
00:45:35Seat your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed.
00:45:53I think they'd really get along because it turns out that they both have the same dog.
00:45:58Did you know that? It's crazy.
00:46:00Oh my God.
00:46:05Hello.
00:46:20Did you, uh, get my messages?
00:46:23You're going to love the photographer. He's awesome.
00:46:25I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you.
00:46:28And there's more with the doorman. Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:30Sure.
00:46:31Thanks.
00:46:50Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:46:54You are gone, Leanne Lamont.
00:47:06Once I'm done with this, he is never going to want to see you again.
00:47:10Ever.
00:47:10Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated.
00:47:22Effective now.
00:47:24Wait, what?
00:47:27Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors.
00:47:31Who's the source?
00:47:32Oh my God.
00:47:39Why would she do this?
00:47:42Lovers scorned, I suppose.
00:47:44No, it's not true. This will ruin me.
00:47:46You know, Asha,
00:47:47I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend.
00:47:52But you never speak to me again.
00:47:57So I'm stuck with you.
00:47:58Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:48:02It doesn't matter at this point.
00:48:04It's already in the trades.
00:48:07You're toxic, Asha.
00:48:08Nobody will touch you.
00:48:11So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:22Asha?
00:48:23Bitch.
00:48:25What?
00:48:25You jealous bitch.
00:48:28What are you doing?
00:48:29What are you...
00:48:30I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday.
00:48:32So you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:35Honey?
00:48:36What are you talking about?
00:48:38I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:41Old job well done.
00:48:42Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:44Stay away from me.
00:48:47Asha, you're one of my best friends.
00:48:50We are not friends.
00:48:52Okay, we are nothing.
00:48:55Stay away from me.
00:48:56Don't contact me.
00:48:57Don't speak to me.
00:48:58Don't look at me.
00:49:06You are dead to me.
00:49:07No.
00:49:08No.
00:49:24No.
00:51:55Oh my God, this is crazy.
00:52:11I didn't write this.
00:52:18Heliotrope purple.
00:52:20It was Beth.
00:52:23She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:37Oh my God.
00:52:38Oh my God.
00:52:39I think he's on Saturday.
00:52:41I have to warn him.
00:52:44Come on, come on.
00:52:45Sure.
00:52:47Okay.
00:52:49Come on.
00:52:50Shit.
00:52:55He blocked me?
00:52:56Shit.
00:52:57He blocked me?
00:52:58Shit.
00:52:59He blocked me?
00:53:01Yes?
00:53:09Yes?
00:53:12Yes?
00:53:20Beth?
00:53:50I don't know.
00:54:20Oh, my God.
00:54:29She's insane.
00:54:31What are you doing here?
00:54:35Beth, you set me up.
00:54:40You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:43I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:54:48And I won.
00:54:51You stay away from me.
00:54:54You're insane.
00:54:58I'll scream.
00:54:59Nobody will hear you.
00:55:06Can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.
00:55:10I'm not going to ruin your wedding.
00:55:15I promise, Beth.
00:55:17Okay?
00:55:18You and Asher, or you're a great couple.
00:55:23He loves you.
00:55:24Why don't I just go away?
00:55:29I'll move.
00:55:31I'll quit my job.
00:55:32Just, please.
00:55:34Beth, don't hurt me.
00:55:38Okay?
00:55:40I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:43But you've got to go.
00:55:45I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:54But you've got to go.
00:55:56No!
00:55:57No!
00:55:58I can't...
00:56:00I can't...
00:56:01I can't...
00:56:02I can't...
00:56:03I can't...
00:56:03I can't...
00:56:04I can't...
00:56:04I can't...
00:56:05I can't...
00:56:05I can't...
00:56:06I can't...
00:56:06I can't...
00:56:07I can't...
00:56:07I can't...
00:56:07I can't...
00:56:08I can't...
00:56:08I can't...
00:56:08I can't...
00:56:09I can't...
00:56:09I can't...
00:56:10I can't...
00:56:10I can't...
00:56:11I can't...
00:56:11I can't...
00:56:11I can't...
00:56:11I can't...
00:56:11I can't...
00:56:12I can't...
00:56:13I don't know.
00:56:43Don't bother.
00:57:12That pipe's in there good.
00:57:14You're not going anywhere.
00:57:18You're crazy.
00:57:20You're never getting away with it.
00:57:22Oh, but I will.
00:57:24See, I'm getting married today,
00:57:26and then we'll go on our honeymoon,
00:57:28and when I get back,
00:57:30you'll be dead.
00:57:32I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:36You bitch.
00:57:42You bitch!
00:57:44Oh, and by the way,
00:57:46you're fired!
00:57:48Toodles!
00:57:50Toodles!
00:58:20Toodles!
00:58:26Toodles!
00:58:28Toodles!!
00:58:40You bitch!
00:58:42No!
00:58:44I don't know.
00:59:14Come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:59:44Come on, come on, come on.
00:59:46Come on.
01:00:01Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in.
01:00:07Stop.
01:00:08What are you doing here? Keep going fast.
01:00:25What's going on, Beth?
01:00:26Security, take this woman away. She's clearly deranged.
01:00:30Come on, dearly beloved. We are gathered here today. Let's go finish it.
01:00:34Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter, not me, on which she forged my signature.
01:00:41What? That's completely absurd.
01:00:47Is this true?
01:00:48Oh, she's crazy. Security!
01:00:51She confessed to it all last night, right after she tried to kill me.
01:00:56Oh, Asher, you love me. We're getting married today. Go, go, go!
01:01:04Go away, you crazy bitch! You're ruining everything!
01:01:12Go away, you crazy bitch! You're ruining everything!
01:01:16Beth, how could you?
01:01:19I did it for you, baby. For us.
01:01:21Get off me!
01:01:27I will kill you. I will kill you!
01:01:30Just, ah! Get off me!
01:01:33You, you, you, you!
01:01:34Hey!
01:01:34No!
01:01:36Asher.
01:01:38No, no, no, no, no!
01:01:40I, Beth, not all due to me!
01:01:42Asher, I don't need to be allowed if you're going to climb!
01:01:47Hey.
01:01:49You okay?
01:01:51Yeah, I think so.
01:01:54Come on.
01:01:55Okay.
01:01:56Good.
01:01:57God!
01:01:58Someone grab a chair!
01:02:02You okay?
01:02:04Yeah, I think so.
01:02:06Come on.
01:02:07Okay.
01:02:08Good.
01:02:09God!
01:02:10Someone grab a chair!
01:02:12Come on!
01:02:13Come on!
01:02:14Ah!
01:02:16Babe.
01:02:18Hey.
01:02:18Wake up, babe.
01:02:19Baby, wake up.
01:02:21Baby.
01:02:22Hey, wake up.
01:02:23Wake up, baby.
01:02:25Leanne.
01:02:26Oh.
01:02:27Asher.
01:02:28Yes, it's me.
01:02:30And it's all over.
01:02:37I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:39I'm more sorry.
01:02:41You saved me.
01:02:42You're my hero.
01:02:43Oh.
01:02:43Sure, I love you.
01:02:49I love you.
01:02:51I love you, Lee.
01:02:57Let me help you.
01:03:00Come on.
01:03:00Uh, but, before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.
01:03:10Will you marry me?
01:03:18Will you marry me?
01:03:23Yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:03:25Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:26They say that sex ruins everything, but sometimes it makes everything better.
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