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'Deadpool 2' Trailer
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00:00Oh
00:20My pants actually that may have been me. Oh, you're living the dreams DP. Yeah, devil we care attitude
00:26Strong guys
00:32Beautiful girlfriend
00:36Sorry I'm late. I was rounding up all the gluten in the world and launching in space where it can't not hurt us ever again
00:42Kiss me like you miss me red
00:50What in the fucksicle is this?
00:53My name's cable
00:55I'm here for the kid
00:57What the kid move or die?
01:01Move or die
01:11Kids give us a chance to be better than we used to be
01:13He needs you
01:15You're a lot smarter than I look
01:19I ain't letting cable kill this kid
01:23But I can't do this alone
01:25Can you speak up? It's hard to hear you with that pity dick in your mouth
01:28We're gonna form a super duper fucking group
01:30We need them tough
01:32Orally flexible and young enough to carry their own franchise for 10 to 12 years
01:36We will be known as
01:38X-Force
01:39Isn't that a little derivative?
01:40You're absolutely right
01:42Now let's go get our fuck on
01:44Let's go get our fuck on
01:46Don't call it a comeback
01:47Don't call it a comeback
01:48I've been here for years
01:49I'm rocking my head
01:50Putting suckers in fear
01:51Making the tears
01:52Rain down like a monsoon
01:54Listen to my bass going
01:56Tell me they got that in slow motion
01:58Doing the right thing is messy
02:02But if you want to fight for what's right
02:06Sometimes you have to fight dirty
02:12And that is why Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants is pure pornography
02:16God I wish I finished college
02:22It lives up to the hype plus plus
02:24Fuck it they probably won't even make a three
02:26Yeah why would they?
02:27Stop it too
02:29You killed it
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