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00:00MUSIC CONTINUES
00:14Please welcome your host, Mr Stephen Marlhan!
00:19Hello, how you doing?
00:20And welcome to Celebrity Catch-Face tonight.
00:22Three famous faces were hoping to guess our phrases.
00:25It's so easy, a child could do it.
00:27The question is, can this lot?
00:29Let's hope so, because if they do,
00:31they could win their charity a massive £50,000.
00:34So, let's see who's playing Catch-Face tonight.
00:36First, as a top comedian,
00:38he's used to people laughing at him.
00:40That'll come in handy tonight.
00:41It's the hilarious Darren Harriot!
00:45Good to see you, Darren.
00:46Next, she's a TV presenter,
00:48she's an interior designer,
00:49she's a cook,
00:50but has she bitten off a bit more
00:52than she could chew this evening?
00:54It's the amazing Laura Jackson!
00:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:59And finally,
01:00Hollyoaks,
01:01Coronation Street,
01:02Broadchurch,
01:03line of duty.
01:04It'd be quicker to list the shows he hasn't starred in.
01:06It's the brilliant Will Mellor!
01:11Yes, this is a line-up that I am loving the look of.
01:14How are you, Darren?
01:15Yeah, I'm very well, thank you. How are you?
01:16Yeah, very good. Thank you for asking.
01:17Good.
01:18We know you as a stand-up, of course,
01:19but what did you do as a proper job before that?
01:22Proper job?
01:23I used to work as a security guard.
01:25Did you ever have to deal with any robbers or anything like that?
01:27Well, the main thing I used to do was,
01:28I used to do security for a Christmas tree.
01:30Yeah.
01:31And it would be on the floor
01:32and I'd have to sit next to it for two weeks.
01:34Yeah, I did all the really high-glossy jobs.
01:36See, I don't know if you're joking or not.
01:37No, it's true.
01:38Oh, wow.
01:39Yeah, because in Birmingham,
01:40apparently people nick 20-foot Christmas trees, so...
01:43OK.
01:44So what made you want to become a stand-up?
01:46I've just always been interested in doing comedy
01:49and, you know,
01:50I can only work Christmas for like a month a year.
01:52I need a job outside of that, don't I?
01:53So here I am.
01:54And when you started out,
01:55did you have many tough gigs?
01:57Yeah, lots of tough gigs.
01:58You know, you get booed quite a bit.
02:00The occasional, you know,
02:01people would throw things at me.
02:03I've had dinner rolls thrown at me.
02:04I caught one and ate it,
02:05so that was good.
02:06I was poor.
02:07I was hungry.
02:08You're genuinely being serious.
02:09People threw stuff at you.
02:10Yeah, people just get angry about jokes sometimes.
02:12Yeah.
02:13Wow.
02:14So you're on Dancing Eyes, of course.
02:15Were you a good skater before you joined the show?
02:17No.
02:18I'd never even been to an ice rink.
02:20I remember the first day I walked in,
02:22the first thought was,
02:23oh, this is cold.
02:24Didn't even occur to me that it was going to be freezing cold.
02:27Yeah.
02:28The clue's in the title, isn't it?
02:29Yeah.
02:30It might be a bit slippy as well.
02:31Very dangerous.
02:32And, you might not know this at home,
02:34they had to make you custom-made skating boots.
02:36Skating boots.
02:37That is right.
02:38Yeah.
02:39The company that made them said to me,
02:40they said,
02:41oh, these are the biggest boots we've ever made for a human.
02:43But what for a human?
02:45Yeah.
02:46What are you making boots for, bears?
02:48So, you do comedy, you do skating, but can you do catchphrase?
02:51I can at home.
02:52Right.
02:53Yeah.
02:54Yeah.
02:55So, I think I might be able to do it tonight.
02:56If not, I tried my best.
02:59Well, let's hope you've raised a lot of money for your charity.
03:02Who are they?
03:03Just for children.
03:04Absolutely brilliant, Darren.
03:05Good to see you.
03:07Laura!
03:08How are you doing?
03:09I'm well.
03:10How are you?
03:11You look amazing.
03:12Thank you so much.
03:13Is all good?
03:14Yeah, all is well.
03:15Now, listen, you started out on a music show called Freshly Squeezed.
03:17Yeah.
03:18Did you ever get starstruck?
03:19Do you know what?
03:20I once had to interview Snoop Dogg.
03:22And they wouldn't let us in through the front door.
03:24It was like a festival.
03:25And I had to climb over a fence to interview him.
03:28And then he walked out of his caravan in this kind of smoke.
03:32Right.
03:33And he walked through.
03:34Stars in their eyes.
03:35It was very stars in your eyes.
03:38But I felt very starstruck.
03:40But I tell you what, what a big name to interview.
03:42Lovely.
03:43Absolutely brilliant.
03:44Now, you released a cookbook, didn't you?
03:45I did.
03:46And what, any sort of things, any particular things in the cookbook?
03:49Well, it was all about entertaining.
03:51So it was recipes and ideas to cook for a crowd.
03:54Oh, nice.
03:55Yeah.
03:56So what would you cook me if I came round your house?
03:57Well, I know a secret about you.
03:59Oh, here we go.
04:00Go on.
04:01You only like beige food.
04:04It's terrible.
04:05Yeah.
04:06It's quite embarrassingly so.
04:07Yeah.
04:08So I'd probably cook for you meat and two veg.
04:12Or a favourite in my house, beans and waffles.
04:15Beans and waffles.
04:16All the way.
04:17Yes.
04:18Yes.
04:19You've got me.
04:20So how good are you at catchphrase?
04:22I play at home.
04:24Sometimes I'm nailing it.
04:26Yep.
04:27A lot of the time I'm not.
04:28Right.
04:29So I just really want to do well for my charity.
04:31So, yeah.
04:32And who is your charity?
04:33The Magpie Project.
04:34Amazing.
04:35Laura, so good to see you.
04:37And here he is, everybody.
04:38Will Miller!
04:40How are you, Will?
04:41I'm very well, thank you.
04:43Now, Hollyoaks, of course, was your breakout role.
04:45You played Jambo.
04:46It was a bit of a Jack Millad.
04:47Yeah.
04:48How much fun was that to play?
04:49Yeah, I've got a lot to thank Hollyoaks for,
04:51because that was my breakthrough when I was 19,
04:53and it was like a new show.
04:54So, yeah, really grateful for the opportunity they gave me.
04:57But the character, yeah, he was mad,
04:59bleached blonde hair, climbing through windows,
05:01had a three-wheel car that looked like a mouse,
05:03had a pet plastic cow.
05:04So, typecast, obviously.
05:06And, of course, after that, you went on to
05:08Two Pints of Lago and a Pack of the Grips.
05:09I didn't realise you did that for ten years.
05:11Yeah, ten years it ran for, and it's still on now,
05:14and, you know, it's sort of one of them things
05:15that keeps capturing an audience,
05:17and it's got a massive cult following.
05:19One of the best times of my life.
05:21Yeah.
05:22You know, just having a great laugh.
05:23It was just a dream, you know what I mean?
05:25And, yeah, really chuffed.
05:26I loved that show.
05:27How good are you at Catch Face?
05:28I don't know.
05:29My kids begged me not to do it.
05:30Why?
05:31They begged me not to do anything on telly,
05:32because it just said,
05:33Dad, you'll embarrass yourself,
05:34and you'll embarrass us.
05:35And it's like, cheers for the confidence.
05:37Do you watch the show at home?
05:38This, to me, is like a tick off the bucket list.
05:42I've watched this show since I was a kid,
05:44used to gather around the telly,
05:46and dream about one day being on Catch Phrase,
05:49and today it's happened.
05:50There you are.
05:52And I can tell you are being absolutely serious there.
05:55That's it.
05:56I love this show.
05:57Yeah?
05:58What's not to like?
05:59You know, you play along at home,
06:00and I come from a big family with four sisters,
06:02so we used to all gather around the telly,
06:03play against each other,
06:04and, yeah, and I even had the noise
06:07that you press for the button,
06:08the bing.
06:09Yeah.
06:10That was on my phone
06:11when the text had come through,
06:12that noise.
06:13I even had that.
06:14I'm a super fan.
06:15I'm a super fan.
06:16Do the noise again.
06:17Bing.
06:18Not bad.
06:19Oh, well, I'm over the moon.
06:21You're here, to be honest.
06:22Oh, yeah, I'm buzzing.
06:23When they tell me you were coming on,
06:24it's great.
06:25Now, who is your charity?
06:26When you wish upon a star.
06:27Incredible stuff.
06:28Good luck to you all.
06:30Let's hear it for tonight's contestants.
06:32Oh, boy.
06:33Here we go.
06:34Right, our catchphrases could be films,
06:37songs, or well-known sayings.
06:38Anything from Don't Go Breaking My Heart
06:40to You Can't Make an Omelette Without Breaking
06:42Some Eggs,
06:43and You Can't Play Catch Rays Without Breaking
06:45A Few Celebrities.
06:46So, good luck to you all.
06:47In our first round,
06:49every correct answer is worth £100 for your charity,
06:52and the bonus is worth £500.
06:54Now, if you think you know the answer,
06:55just buzz in,
06:56and if you give me a wrong answer,
06:57in this round,
06:58you will not be frozen out.
07:00So, remember,
07:01just keep pressing and guessing
07:02until you get it right.
07:03Good luck here.
07:04Fingers on your buzzers.
07:05Good luck at home.
07:06Here is your first catchphrase.
07:07Here is your first catchphrase.
07:08Here is your first catchphrase.
07:09Here is your first catchphrase.
07:11Mr. Chips, everybody.
07:12Well, what's he doing?
07:13There is the clue.
07:22Will.
07:23Carb on it.
07:24It's not carb on it.
07:25We need a little bit more than that.
07:26I didn't know whether that was an answer, Will,
07:27or you got a text.
07:28OK, fingers back on your buzzers.
07:29Let's see some more.
07:30Darren.
07:31On it like a bonnet.
07:32Oh, it's not on it like a bonnet,
07:33but these are good answers.
07:34Think about what Will said.
07:35We need a little bit more.
07:36Keep pressing and guessing.
07:37That's it.
07:38Oh, Darren.
07:39Under the bonnet.
07:40He's under the bonnet.
07:41Oh!
07:42Now, Darren, you are off the mark.
07:43£100 for you.
07:44Oh, no.
07:45And you get the first chance
07:46at our bonus catchphrase.
07:47Good luck.
07:48Nine squares.
07:49Harding our bonus catchphrase.
07:50Just buzzing whenever you're back.
07:51Oh, no.
07:52Oh, no.
07:53Oh, no.
07:54Oh, no.
07:55Oh, no.
07:56Oh, no.
07:57Oh, no.
07:58Oh, no.
07:59Oh, no.
08:00Oh, no.
08:01Oh, no.
08:02Oh, no.
08:03Oh, no.
08:04Just buzzing whenever you're ready.
08:05Oh, straight for the middle.
08:07But will it solve the riddle?
08:08Come on, Darren.
08:13Oh.
08:14Always worth a guess.
08:16Too many cooks?
08:17No, it's not too many cooks.
08:19Good guess, though.
08:20Right, fingers back on your buzzers.
08:21Everybody back in play.
08:27What is Mr. Chips?
08:29What's he doing there?
08:30Just say what you see.
08:33He's telling him what to do.
08:36He's guiding him through it.
08:37What?
08:38Weightlifting.
08:39It's not weightlifting, but weight something.
08:42What is Mr. Chips?
08:43Go on, Will.
08:44Weight training.
08:45He's weight training.
08:46He's a weight trainer.
08:47So close.
08:48So, Will and Darren now, both off the mark with £100.
08:51And now Will's turn and our bonus catchphrase.
08:54That was a dream just to do that bit.
08:59Let's take that away.
09:00Oh, what is it?
09:01British Bake Off.
09:02How pleased would you be if you got it right off to two squares?
09:03Don't tell me I've got it right.
09:04The kids will be over the moon.
09:05You haven't.
09:06Oh.
09:07Stephen!
09:08Well, at least you've got one.
09:09Because that's always the celebrities fear.
09:10That they go away without even answering one.
09:11I'd have dined out on that forever.
09:12Thanks.
09:13Thanks.
09:14Thanks.
09:15Yeah, thanks.
09:16No, Laura, you'll get this one, I'm sure.
09:17Come on.
09:18Good luck.
09:19Oh, look who it is.
09:20He's got his own catchphrase now.
09:21But what is it?
09:22Darren?
09:23Oh, look who it is.
09:24He's got his own catchphrase now.
09:26But what is it?
09:27Darren?
09:28Oh, you've got one.
09:29Don't tell me I've got it right.
09:30The kids will be over the moon.
09:31You haven't.
09:32Oh.
09:33Stephen!
09:34Well, at least you've got one.
09:35Because that's always the celebrities fear that they go away without even answering one.
09:37I'd have dined out on that forever.
09:38Oh, thanks.
09:39Thanks.
09:40Yeah, thanks.
09:41Thanks.
09:42No, Laura, you'll get this one, I'm sure.
09:43But what is it?
09:44Darren?
09:45Where there's a will, there's a way?
09:46No, a lovely guess, but it's not the one we're looking at.
09:49Keep pressing and guessing.
09:50Look, they're having a real fight.
09:52Laura?
09:53Double trouble?
09:54It's not double trouble, but again, these are great answers.
09:56So, think of his name.
09:58You know his name.
09:59Yeah.
10:00And they're having a fight, and none of them are going to give up.
10:03So, it's literally a...
10:05Darren?
10:06Willing to fight?
10:07Oh, it's not willing to fight.
10:08They're both hoping one of them is going to back down.
10:10Oh, I got it!
10:11No!
10:12Come on.
10:13Darren?
10:14Fight him with yourself.
10:15Oh, it's not fighting with yourself.
10:16No.
10:17Like, come on, Will thinks he knows.
10:20So does Laura.
10:21But Will's got first.
10:22Willpower.
10:23Oh, it's not willpower, but listen.
10:25So, it's a real fight.
10:27It's a real tussle.
10:28What would you call that?
10:29Like a war.
10:30Another word for war, it's a...
10:32No one's backing down.
10:34You're in each other's heads.
10:36So it's literally...
10:37It's not a...
10:38Go on.
10:39A battle of wills.
10:40It's a battle of wills!
10:41Oh!
10:43So, Darren, you have got £200 now, and your chance at our bonus catchphrase worth £500.
10:49Okay.
10:50Good luck, mate.
10:51And a middle one.
10:52And let's see what's there.
10:57Oh!
10:58Um...
10:59Baker's Dozen?
11:01It's not Baker's Dozen, but again, not a bad guess.
11:04Right, fingers bucking your buzzers.
11:06Here's another £100 up for grabs.
11:13What?
11:14He's not going to pay that, is he?
11:16So, look.
11:17Oh, he's just decided, look.
11:18Right.
11:19Laura.
11:20Out of price.
11:21Oh, it's not out of price.
11:22Oh, it's not out of price.
11:23But you're not frozen out.
11:24Darren thinks he knows.
11:27Different tastes.
11:28Oh, it's not different tastes.
11:29Oh, my God.
11:30Okay, but you're not frozen out.
11:31This is all good.
11:32Let's play some more.
11:33Oh, no.
11:34So, he literally, when realisation kicks in, you...
11:40He was going to pay loads, but he realised, do you know what?
11:42This is...
11:43Go on, Laura.
11:44I totally forgot what I was going to say!
11:46No!
11:47I forgot what I was going to say!
11:48Ah!
11:49Let's play some more!
11:51Will!
11:52Come to your senses!
11:53He's come to his senses!
11:54Oh!
11:55Oh!
11:56Thanks.
11:57I'm so mad at this!
11:59It's harder here.
12:00It's harder here.
12:01It is harder here.
12:02That's what they all say.
12:03But I tell you what, we have never had three more excited celebrities playing this game.
12:08He's just living a dream.
12:09Will has got £200.
12:10Darren's got £200.
12:11Laura's still to score, but don't worry, Laura.
12:13Very early days.
12:14Back to the bonus ball, we go for Will.
12:19And let's reveal it.
12:24Now...
12:25Oh.
12:26Baker's dozen.
12:27Oh, that's what Darren said.
12:29Oh!
12:30Me memory's not what it used to be.
12:31I was going to say.
12:32OK.
12:33Have you had a little guess at home?
12:34It's like an echo.
12:35Because we will reveal the answer in just a moment, of course.
12:37But for now, let's have another £200 catchphrase, please.
12:43Your clue is coming up.
12:47What is that?
12:50Oh!
12:51Nora!
12:52Rock bottom.
12:53It's rock bottom!
12:54Yay!
12:55I'm the first.
12:56Come on, girl.
12:57Bring your knees.
12:58Right, let's get back to the bonus board for you.
13:00Good luck.
13:01Here we go.
13:02Remove your square whenever you're ready.
13:04Let's see what's there.
13:05Oh!
13:06It's all about the arrow.
13:07It's all about the arrow.
13:08It's all about the arrow.
13:09It's all about the arrow.
13:10It's all about the arrow.
13:11It's all about the arrow.
13:12It's all about the arrow.
13:13It's all about the arrow.
13:14Still worth a guess, though, because you never, ever know.
13:15Master Baker.
13:17It's not Master Baker.
13:18It's not Master Baker.
13:19Woo!
13:20OK.
13:22Calm yourself.
13:23What?
13:24Leave it.
13:25Darren, Laura...
13:26And Will...
13:27What's been the arrow's pointing to?
13:28Come here.
13:29Get your head out the gutter.
13:30Everybody is back in play.
13:31I don't know what I'm going to do.
13:32Everybody is back in play now.
13:40Get ready.
13:41So he did it to that.
13:43Now he's doing it to that.
13:46But he's not going to do it to that.
13:49So think about what part of the body it is.
13:52And he's not going there.
13:53So he's hit that.
13:54He's done that.
13:55He's hit that.
13:56Oh, no.
13:57He's saying no, no, no.
13:58Not to that.
13:59Go on, Will.
14:00No eyeball.
14:01Oh, it's not no eyeball.
14:02When something's going on, if you don't want to take any notice to it and you want to ignore it, you'd say this phrase.
14:07Go on, Will.
14:08He's not batting an eyelid.
14:09Spot on.
14:10Right, Will.
14:11Here's the deal.
14:12You're now on £300.
14:13Laura is on £100.
14:14Darren's on £200.
14:15And can you continue this?
14:16Well, you can if you get the bonus catchphrase correct.
14:17Good luck, Will.
14:18Need that one.
14:19Oh, he was on it there.
14:20It flipped off it.
14:21What's there?
14:22Oh.
14:23Oh.
14:24Oh.
14:25Oh.
14:26Oh.
14:27Oh.
14:28Oh.
14:29Oh.
14:30Oh.
14:31Oh.
14:32Oh.
14:33Oh.
14:34Oh.
14:35Oh.
14:36Oh.
14:37Oh.
14:38Oh.
14:39Oh.
14:40Oh.
14:41Oh.
14:42Oh.
14:43Oh.
14:44Oh.
14:45What is this bonus of £500?
14:47I'll give you a nice lead.
14:50Don't get timed out, Will.
14:51I don't know it.
14:52Sorry.
14:53I can't guess without that at all.
14:54Right.
14:55Okay.
14:56Never mind.
14:57Fingers back on your buzzers.
14:58Here we go again.
15:05What's going on here?
15:07Will.
15:08Tupperware party.
15:09It's a Tupperware party.
15:10Oh.
15:11Oh.
15:12OK, back to the bonus ball, please.
15:16Yeah.
15:17Oh, come on, Will.
15:18There we go.
15:19There we go.
15:20That'll do.
15:21It may help.
15:27Go on, Will.
15:28Definitely worth it.
15:29Darren's trying his hardest to work it out.
15:32Do we need to get buzzed out?
15:34What is it?
15:37Oh!
15:39Just out of time there, Will.
15:41OK.
15:42All right.
15:43Who's going to get back to the bonus board next?
15:44Well, they've got to get this one right first.
15:51Where is Mr. Chips?
15:54He's not doing too well at the minute.
15:56Laura.
15:57Man on heel.
15:58Oh, not a bad guess.
16:00Let's play some more.
16:02Will.
16:03Down on his heel.
16:04Will, you are so close, but it's not quite right.
16:06Let's play some more.
16:09Just literally say what you say.
16:14Where is he?
16:18Will.
16:19On your heel.
16:20No.
16:21He's definitely down something heel.
16:23Down something heel.
16:24Darren.
16:25Down on that heel.
16:26Down a heel.
16:27Down a heel.
16:28Down a heel.
16:29Come on.
16:30I knew it.
16:31I'd just like to give him a chance.
16:32Oh.
16:33I didn't.
16:34I'm close.
16:35Right.
16:36Darren, Laura and Will.
16:37Let's take a look.
16:38Laura's on £100.
16:39Darren on £200.
16:40Will, we got there in the end with £500.
16:41But Will, if you get the bonus catchphrase, you could double your money.
16:44OK.
16:45Darren is confident he knows what the bonus is.
16:46So he's hoping Will doesn't get it right.
16:47OK, you've got the arrow square.
16:48Is it a good square?
16:49Let's see it.
16:50Let's see it.
16:51Oh.
16:52Nine to the dozen?
16:53It's not nine to the dozen.
16:54Who is going to get back to the bonus board with that one remaining square?
16:56Well, they've got to get this one.
16:57I'm going to go.
16:58Well, it's about $500.
16:59It's about $500.
17:00I'm going to go.
17:01That's about $500.
17:02Come on.
17:03It's about $500.
17:04Well, we got there in the end with £500.
17:05But Will, if you get the bonus catchphrase, you could double your money.
17:06OK.
17:07Darren is confident he knows what the bonus is.
17:08So he's hoping Will doesn't get it right.
17:09OK.
17:10You've got the arrow square.
17:11Is it a good square?
17:12Let's see it.
17:13Oh.
17:14Nine to the dozen?
17:15It's not nine to the dozen.
17:17He's going to get back to the bonus board with that one remaining square.
17:19Well, they've got to get this one right first.
17:26The clues are all there.
17:30Darren. Horsing around.
17:31Oh, it's not horsing around. They are horses.
17:34So think about what's on the board. What are they?
17:41Just think of a famous phrase.
17:44Laura. Horses for courses.
17:46Horses for courses.
17:47CHEERING
17:50Right. So, Darren and Laura, neck and neck on £200.
17:52We're on £500, but if Laura gets the final square
17:56and guesses the bonus catchphrase, you will take the lead.
17:58Laura, good luck.
17:59Remove that square whenever you're ready.
18:02Let's take it away.
18:04For £500, what is it?
18:07Erm...
18:09Six of one, half a dozen of the other.
18:11No, it's not.
18:12That's what I had. Darren, what did you think it was?
18:14That's what I thought it was.
18:15It's cheaper by the dozen.
18:17Oh!
18:18Yes.
18:19I've got it! Cheaper by the dozen!
18:20LAUGHTER
18:21Now, if you did get that one right at home...
18:23It's so easy when you know.
18:24I know.
18:25It's so easy when you know.
18:27Well done if you got it before our celebrities.
18:30But we do not want our money to go to waste.
18:33No.
18:34This is all for charity, so we're going to have a tie-break catchphrase.
18:36Whoever gets the next one right will bag that £500.
18:40Get ready, everybody.
18:41Fingers on your buzzers.
18:43Here we go.
18:47What is that?
18:51Will!
18:52Run of the mill.
18:52He's got it right!
18:53That's it!
18:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
18:55Woo!
18:57Run of the mill.
18:58Listen, congratulations.
18:59And now, let's see what that's done to the scores.
19:02Darren and Laura are not even Stevens, with £200,
19:05but Will, with a nice lead at this moment in time,
19:07with £1,000!
19:08Thank you!
19:09Well done, Will.
19:10Well done.
19:11And already, it's time for a quick break,
19:12but when we come back,
19:13every catchphrase will be worth twice as much.
19:15See you back here in a mo.
19:17Woo!
19:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
19:29Hello, welcome back to Celebrity Catchphrase,
19:35where Darren, Laura and Will are all hoping to win
19:37£50,000 for their charities.
19:39Now, let's have a little recap of the scores.
19:41Darren and Laura, you're both neck and neck on £200.
19:43Will, in a nice lead here with £1,000.
19:46But in our next round, beware,
19:48because not only are we going to double the money,
19:50if you buzz in and give me a wrong answer,
19:52you will be frozen out.
19:53So make sure you look and wait for those clues.
19:57Good luck here.
19:58Good luck at home.
19:59Let's play more catchphrase.
20:07Get ready for the clue.
20:11What's that doing to Mr. Chips?
20:14He's unwell, and that's literally saying everything it is saying.
20:17Will.
20:18His food's repeating on him.
20:19And he's got it right.
20:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
20:24Now, the first chance at the £1,000 bonus board for Will.
20:28Good luck.
20:32He's gone for it, but what's there?
20:38What are they?
20:39What is going on there?
20:42Happy sausage.
20:43Happy sausage.
20:45Sorry.
20:46Now, how pleased would you be if you got it on one?
20:49You're not getting me with that again.
20:51I know there's no six fingers of happy sausage.
20:53It's just what I said, what I saw.
20:55Right.
20:56It was a happy sausage, yeah.
20:57Right.
20:58Fingers back on your buzzers.
21:00Here we go again.
21:01Oh, Darren, you've got your own, but what have you got there?
21:07You've got it.
21:08Just say what you see.
21:13Will.
21:14Funny bones.
21:15He's got funny bones.
21:16Oh, Darren, Will took your own catchphrase.
21:19Funny bones.
21:20Now, look, Darren and Laura on £200, Will now with £1,400 and a chance
21:27to add another £1,000 from the bonus board.
21:31Right.
21:32One next door to each other is sometimes good.
21:35What's there?
21:36Oh.
21:37Oh.
21:38Hello.
21:39So, that noise you just heard was Darren taking in, take a breath cos he thinks...
21:42Happy chef.
21:43I think I know what that is.
21:44Happy chef.
21:45It's not the one we're looking for, but, Darren, you think you know.
21:50Yeah.
21:51Don't say what it is, but, OK.
21:52Well, you know what you need to do?
21:53You need to get this one right to get you to the bonus catchphrase.
21:56To get that right, you can take the lead.
21:57Good luck.
21:58Your clue is coming up now.
22:03Darren.
22:04Guide whistle.
22:05It's not a guide whistle.
22:06So, Darren's the first one to be frozen out of this box.
22:08It's not a guide whistle.
22:09It's not a guide whistle.
22:10So, Darren's the first one to be frozen out of this box.
22:13So, Darren's the first one to be frozen out of this round.
22:15Laura and Will, you get to see...
22:16Oh!
22:17Now you know it.
22:18There's always the way.
22:19Oh.
22:20Let's see some more.
22:23So, it's a quick trip around all the sites.
22:26So, what is it?
22:34Will.
22:35Whistle tour.
22:36Ooh, it's not a whistle tour.
22:38You missed that one word.
22:39You may have helped out Laura here.
22:40And one word in the middle.
22:42Laura, let's see some more.
22:43Take your time.
22:48Laura.
22:49Whistle stop tour.
22:50It's a whistle stop tour.
22:51Yes!
22:52Of course.
22:53Are you all right there?
22:55I saw you a bit of agony there.
22:56Whistle stop tour.
22:57OK.
22:58Now, Laura, your chance at the bonus catchphrase.
23:01If you get it right, you will have matched Will's money.
23:03Come on, Laura.
23:04The middle.
23:05Can it solve the riddle for Laura?
23:06Yeah.
23:07Oh, wow.
23:08Darren definitely thinks he knows it.
23:09That's it.
23:10I want to say cocktail party.
23:11OK.
23:12You're wrong.
23:13But, Darren, are you still sure you know it?
23:14Yeah, it still looks like it could be what I think it is, yeah.
23:15OK, come on, Darren.
23:16Let's get this one for you.
23:17What do you think it is?
23:18You never know.
23:19You never know.
23:20You've got to try.
23:21That's good.
23:22OK, here's your next catchphrase.
23:23Oh, no.
23:25It's can't work this out.
23:27So think about what part of that ball is in the box.
23:30I want to say.
23:31I want to say cocktail party.
23:32OK.
23:33You're wrong.
23:34But, Darren, are you still sure you know it?
23:36Yeah, it still looks like it could be what I think it is, yeah.
23:37OK, come on, Darren.
23:38Let's get this one for you.
23:39What do you think it is?
23:40You never know.
23:41You've got to try.
23:42That's good.
23:43OK, here's your next catchphrase.
23:44Oh, no.
23:45It can't work this out.
23:46So think about what part of that body is
23:48and what part of that body is at
23:50and make a catchphrase out of it.
23:52Is that really...
23:53Laura?
23:54Um, don't know your head from your tail.
23:57Ooh, can't accept that.
23:58But it is really close.
24:00So have you helped out Darren and Will?
24:02It's really confused.
24:04It's really hard to understand.
24:06He just goes, I just can't...
24:14Look, he can't create either of them.
24:15He's just...
24:16Go on, Darren.
24:17Don't know your head from your tail?
24:18No, it's not that.
24:20So, Will, you get to see the rest
24:22because Darren and Laura are frozen out.
24:24So let's play some more, please.
24:26I've never heard of this.
24:28Whatever it is, I've not heard of it.
24:29I bet you have.
24:30So he cannot create those two parts.
24:33So he can't create that part or the other part
24:36which you know what they are.
24:37Because Laura said it.
24:39Oh.
24:40So another word for create.
24:45Out of time.
24:49It was, can't make head nor tail of it.
24:51Oh!
24:52Of course!
24:53I know.
24:54Yes.
24:55I was thinking no heads and tails.
24:56I thought that's not wrong.
24:57Sorry.
24:58Oh, Will's not a happy sausage.
25:00LAUGHTER
25:01Right.
25:02Fingers back on your buzzers.
25:03Here's your next one.
25:04What's that job there and what's in it?
25:19Will!
25:20Test pilot.
25:21It's a test pilot!
25:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
25:24So, Darren on £200, Laura on £400.
25:27Will with a nice lead still with £1,600
25:30and another chance at the bonus catchphrase.
25:32Come on!
25:33That's not where I wanted it.
25:37Let's take it away.
25:38Right.
25:43What is that, Will?
25:44Come on.
25:45Worth a try.
25:46Breakfast Club.
25:47It's not the Breakfast Club.
25:48Ah!
25:49But I like your thinking.
25:50OK, everyone, back in play with another £200.
25:53Up for grabs.
25:57Take your time, guys.
25:59If you were a gentleman, you would say this.
26:04Ladies first.
26:05Well done, Darren!
26:06Finally!
26:07He's back!
26:08He's in!
26:09He's back!
26:10That's great!
26:11Now, Darren said it is known that bonus catchphrase for ages now,
26:14but does he?
26:15Darren, I really hope you do, because it will get you back right in the game.
26:18Bonus ball time.
26:19You know what to do.
26:20Let's remove that square.
26:21Darren, for £1,000 and to get you right in the game, what's the answer?
26:27Er, is it?
26:28No, I thought it was a world.
26:29It's not.
26:30Is it around the world in 80 dishes?
26:31It's not around the world in 80 dishes.
26:32No, OK.
26:33I was confident you knew it.
26:34I know.
26:35I lost all the confidence in it.
26:36You definitely need to see what's at the bottom there.
26:37Yes!
26:38Yes!
26:39Who's going to get back to the bonus catchphrase?
26:40Everyone back in play right now!
26:42Sometimes you've got to do this.
26:43Hang on, what's happening here?
26:44What's she doing, Laura?
26:45Homework.
26:46Oh, it's not homework.
26:47No, so Laura's frozen out, Darren and Will.
26:48You get to see some more.
26:49Oh!
26:50Oh!
26:51Oh, it's not homework.
26:52No, so Laura's frozen out, Darren and Will.
26:53You get to see some more.
26:54Oh!
26:55Oh!
26:56Oh!
26:57Oh!
26:58Oh!
26:59Oh!
27:00Oh!
27:01Oh!
27:02Oh!
27:03Oh!
27:04Oh!
27:05Oh!
27:06Oh!
27:07Oh!
27:08Oh!
27:09Oh!
27:10Oh!
27:11Oh!
27:12Oh, it's tough.
27:13Will!
27:14Learning on the job!
27:15She's learning on the job!
27:16Oh!
27:17No!
27:18Right!
27:19Another £200 for Will, and another chance at a bonus catchphrase worth £1,000.
27:22Come on now.
27:23Ongh.
27:24Oh!
27:25What's there?
27:26What is it?
27:27Ze impact the p calf market quickly.
27:28Chips.
27:29Yeah...
27:31Oh!
27:32Oh!
27:33I know what it is.
27:34Oh!
27:35I've got it!
27:36Go on, Will!
27:37The chips are down!
27:38You are correct!
27:39chain!
27:40Oh, my God! The chips are down!
27:42The chips are down. Let's see the rest of the squares, please.
27:45Look, there they are. The chips are down. They're unhappy.
27:48Now let's take a look at the scores.
27:50Darren and Laura neck and neck again with £400,
27:53but Will still in the lead with £2,800.
27:57What a roll. Wow.
27:59Your kids will be screaming at the TV, Will.
28:02Right, it's time for our next round,
28:04and this time we're going to add even more money.
28:07Every catchphrase now is worth £300,
28:09and the bonus is going up to £1,500 for your charity.
28:13Right, let's do it. Let's bring on the next catchphrase.
28:21Get ready, guys.
28:23Look at the scores.
28:25What is it? Darren?
28:27Cutlery box.
28:29Oh, it's not cutlery box. Cutlery box.
28:31OK, so Darren is frozen out.
28:33Laura and Will. So look at the scores.
28:35It's a cutlery something.
28:45Will.
28:46Colory draw.
28:47It's a cutlery draw.
28:51I know, Darren. I know.
28:52I feel your pain because you know it.
28:54Yeah.
28:55Ah.
28:56But, Will, you can now add £1,500
28:58if you get our bonus catchphrase nine squares.
29:01Remove a square and say what's there.
29:05I love that sound.
29:06Take it away.
29:13Definitely worth a go.
29:14You never know.
29:17Going to run out of time.
29:20Too old, too young.
29:21No.
29:22But definitely worth a try.
29:23Always.
29:24OK.
29:25I guess.
29:26Everybody, buzzers are ready.
29:27Whoop, whoop.
29:28But who's going to hit theirs first?
29:30Wait for those clues.
29:40What is it?
29:41Laura.
29:42Karsha.
29:43Yes!
29:44You see?
29:45If you wait for the clue, you've got a chance.
29:48Right.
29:49That's a great one.
29:50Love these.
29:51OK.
29:52So, Laura, you're now on £700 and your first chance at the big bonus catchphrase worth £1,500.
30:02Let's take it away, please.
30:03What is this?
30:09A couple of loves.
30:10A couple of loves.
30:11No, but always worth a go.
30:12It's true.
30:13You never, ever know.
30:15OK.
30:16Fingers back on your buzzers, everybody.
30:17Here's your next one.
30:27What is she doing?
30:29Will.
30:30Changing channels.
30:31She's changing channels.
30:32Ah!
30:33Good spot.
30:35And another chance at the bonus board.
30:39Good luck, Will.
30:40I need some over on that left.
30:41Come on.
30:43And you've got something over on that left, but what is it?
30:48What is that?
30:49What is that?
30:50What is that?
30:52Is it next of kin?
30:54Bit morbid for catchphrase, isn't it?
30:55Yeah.
30:56Sorry.
30:58Right.
30:59Darren is on £400.
31:00Sorry.
31:01Laura on £700.
31:02Will on £3,400.
31:03But there's loads more money up for grabs.
31:05Right now.
31:11Wait for the clue, guys.
31:13Who is that?
31:14And what's he giving them?
31:21Will!
31:22Marching orders.
31:23Oh, no, it's not marching orders.
31:24I've got it!
31:25So both Darren and Laura think they know it's a race to the buzzer.
31:28As soon as that plays, your buzzers will work.
31:32Darren!
31:33Doctor's orders!
31:34Doctor's orders!
31:35Yes, it is!
31:37The only one in you!
31:38The only one in you!
31:39The only one in you!
31:40That's a clue!
31:41Darren and Laura, you two are playing like a myriad game.
31:43Oh, really?
31:44You're both on £700.
31:45But if you get our bonus catchphrase, you'll have £1,500 to your bank balance for your charity.
31:52Is that going to reveal a good clue for Darren?
31:55Let's see.
31:56Old.
31:57Old.
31:58Time.
31:59I have no idea.
32:00I can't spell that out.
32:01It's not old time.
32:02Right.
32:03OK.
32:04Here's another £300 catchphrase for everybody.
32:06What's she doing?
32:07Think about what letters they are and how many there are and what is she?
32:22Will?
32:23Teaching the three Rs.
32:24Teaching the three Rs!
32:25How was that?
32:26I was laughing.
32:27Isn't that great?
32:28I have never heard of that in my life!
32:29Reading, Writing, Rhythmatic.
32:31It's an old phrase, but that's why you say what you see.
32:34she's teaching the three hours literally i said what i saw and that's why you banked 300 pounds
32:40well well done right back to the bonus board we go for will oh can this help with the middle
32:50solve that riddle come on through thick and thin it's only gonna done it
32:58yeah they've been through thick and thin let's reveal the entire catchphrase please for everybody
33:05at home look they've been through thick through thick and thin thick and thin well done that is
33:10amazing spot on right so now let's see what the scores look like darren and laura both neck and
33:16neck on 700 pounds but will with a very healthy score at this moment in the game with 5 210. wow
33:24wow wow so coming up either darren laura or will we face the super catchphrase there's a possible
33:3150 000 pounds for charity on the line but who'll get that chance to win it we'll find out in just a few
33:37minutes
33:54welcome back to celebrity catchphrase where mr chips is putting darren laura and will to the test
33:59but who's got what it takes to get to the final only one of them will face the super catchphrase
34:04to win their charity a possible 50 000 pounds darren you've been going for it from the start
34:10you're going to continue in that vein oh yeah oh yeah you're not giving up no absolutely not
34:15you're matching with laura at 700 pounds laura 700 pounds is still a nice amount of money for a
34:20charity but i'm sure you want to break the thousand pound mark it's a great amount for my charity but
34:25i just need to know more answers yes well fingers crossed in this next round your bank balance will be
34:30going through the roof for your charity well listen 5 200 pounds you could make a record you know that
34:36i can't believe it it's mad i just all i'm thinking about is just trying to get it right and raise as
34:40much money as i can but i also want these to raise money for their charities as well so you know it's
34:44about all of us i just realized last time you and i were in the same studio where was it stars in
34:48their eyes yeah you was dressed as robbie williams and i was george michael yeah that's showbiz yeah
34:53right it's now time for next round and every answer now is worth 500 pounds and you can buzz in as
34:59often as you like just keep pressing and guessing until you get it right because one of you at the
35:04end of this round will be playing for that 50 000 pounds for your charity good luck everybody
35:09good luck at home let's do it let's bring on the next catchphrase
35:16what's mr chips up to here oh yeah there it is
35:21come on just say what you see laura come down with me come down with me
35:35there you go you see with just one extra catchphrase in this round you've now got 1200 pounds yes
35:42let's see let's bring on another one
35:51what's it done so choppy it's
36:00that looks disgusting
36:01what's happened there will turn his belly upside down
36:12so i've said what i saw it's very similar to what you just said but you were so literal it's
36:16ridiculous you told me what's it done that folks will turn his stomach over we'll take that turn his
36:25stomach turn his stomach over and another 500 pounds up for grabs right now
36:35oh what's happened now what's he got
36:38so think about what his name is and where is he darren a sting in the tail sting in the tail
37:02now darren you've broken a thousand pound mark you're both on you and laura 1200 pounds this is
37:06good stuff let's keep them coming what's happening to them
37:22the clues are on the screen they're there
37:25darren are odds with each other they're at odds with each other
37:30darren this could be it
37:31that's it laura's on 1200 darren now on 1700 will on 5 700 and here's another 500 pound catchphrase
37:43it's got all that money because of this
37:50everything's going great
37:54oh
37:54so it's good time for him will
38:03his boat's coming it's not his boat it's not a boat it's bigger than a boat
38:08his ship's coming his ship's coming yes it is
38:16and here's another one
38:21literally just say what you see guys
38:26it's worth a guess you can't be frozen out
38:30darren middle of the country oh it's not middle of the country let's see some more
38:34will will middle england it's middle england
38:41where there's a world is away you've definitely got that will okay another 500 pounds please
38:46think of the word and think of what it's doing wow that is far
39:00you might only have that word but it can do that
39:03you're a little goes a long way a little goes a long way
39:13oh we heard that noise yes that means that is it that is the end of the round so let's take a look
39:20at the scores on the doors darren you are taking away 1700 pounds for your charity a lovely amount
39:26tell us about them uh it's for just for children iana's walk with me cause uh one of my best
39:31friends his daughter has cerebral palsy and this money will really help her get the surgery she
39:36needs so yeah really happy absolute star great to have you on the show as well you've been brilliant
39:41laura you are taking away like now 1700 pounds and where is that going to it's going to the magpie
39:47project which is my local charity in east london and they help women with children under five
39:52in unsecure homes and they help with food and clothing and just somewhere to live and a place
39:57for the kids to play it's a brilliant local charity beautiful and will you are tonight's winner and
40:04you're going to be facing the super catchphrase thank you thank you will has played a blinder but
40:11it's not over yet after the break he takes on the super catchphrase to try and win his charity
40:16an amazing 50 000 pounds while we could he do it find out in just a mo welcome back to celebrity cat
40:37trades where will is doing well actor will meller is through to the super cat trades and could win
40:41his charity an amazing 50 000 pounds did you ever believe that you'd be stood here ready to face
40:48the super catchphrase i've seen the show and i always thought if i ever got there i'd be terrified
40:52and i was right it's proper scary being here just because you know it's all about raising money and
40:58i'd like to try and double their money as well um and i just want to do the best i can so i'm a bit
41:02nervous but i'll do i'll just do the best i can as you said you're here to play for your charity just
41:07remind us about them and tell us how you got to know them and that sort of stuff the charity is
41:11when you wish upon a star um i've been with them for over 20 years and um they basically put smiles
41:16on kids faces they make dreams come true for underprivileged children children have been very
41:21very poorly and their families we take them to lapland and center parks and we treat them in
41:26individual gifts and we just make sure we just give them the best time they can have and grant them
41:32wishes and i don't think there's anything bigger and better than putting a smile on a kid's face
41:36especially these kids are really really deserving so all the money will go to them to create wishes
41:40for them and what sort of difference would this sort of money make to that charity huge difference
41:44it'll make a huge difference because it just means we can grant more wishes and we should always be
41:49trying to do more we should never be going backwards and we can't do as much this year we want to create
41:52as many wishes as we can for these deserving kids and get them to go on trips and create memories
41:57because that's what life's about and some of them have been through a really tough time so if we can
42:00put a smile on their face then it's worth a fortune to them well i so want you to do it
42:05thank you even more so now hearing all that well look here is how it works a little reminder for
42:09everybody this pyramid is made up of 15 numbered squares and behind each square is a cat trace
42:14you've only got 60 seconds to get from the bottom to the top but you can only move up a level once
42:18you've got the cat trace right from the line that you're on now it does get tougher the higher up
42:23than you go but the good news is the money goes up as well bit by bit until you get to the top and if
42:28you answer that super cat trace correctly you will take away that 50 000 pounds for your charity now
42:33you mentioned you wanted to answer number 11 which is starred if you do get that one right we'll double
42:38the money that darren and laura won earlier on so you're planning for their charity now as well as
42:42your own yeah just keep doing what you've been doing just say what you see keep guessing if you want
42:48to pass no problem we can always go back okay well are you ready i'll do my best yes all right yeah
42:54let's go best of luck thank you your 60 seconds will start when you select your first number from the
43:00bottom row okay number three come on will um singer singer comedian um uh footlights correct next seven
43:16um um one way one way um single way um way on his own on his own way on his own way um one way um pass number eight
43:36um under the microscope correct next 11
43:41um quick draw um short straw yeah number 13
43:51uh uh stones um um oh what's that what's that hammer um don't know pass pass 14
44:01oh wow you've played it so well so scary honestly you've got to be so proud of yourself there
44:22wow wee thank you oh over the moon i'm so chuffed i went through the 11. yeah that was what in my head
44:27i thought if i get through that then you know we've done it we've all raised more money and that's
44:31what it's all about so yeah absolutely thank you well look let's go back not that it matters now
44:36because you've done so well but for the ones that you passed on i know everybody at home wants to know
44:40the answers to see if you're right so number seven what was that you were so so close one way street
44:48we need one way street oh i see it i see it i see it now yeah okay number 13 please
44:59it's a big shot oh and number 14
45:05just ran out of time on this one london calling but listen will forget it because you have won
45:13six thousand seven hundred pounds that you banked earlier on now that ten thousand pounds so for
45:17your charity you're taking away a mighty sixteen thousand seven hundred pounds
45:27he's on the numbery level which means we're doubling the money that you both won earlier on
45:31darren you're taking away three thousand four hundred pounds as are you laura which means tonight
45:36the total amount one for charity is 23 500 pounds
45:43darren please remind us of your charity just for children good man laura the magpie project and will
45:48when you wish upon a star i really enjoyed that i hope you did too and thanks for joining us
45:52and we'll see you next time for more catchphrase good night everybody
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