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00:00:00Tim is so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
00:00:07Okay, let's go give Tim the surprise of his life. Come on.
00:00:12Surprise!
00:00:16Tim?
00:00:18Tanya, what the hell?
00:00:20What are you doing here, Lily?
00:00:22Tanya, you're my best friend. How could you do this?
00:00:24We both downloaded the better version of the dating app, Love Swipe.
00:00:30What are you doing?
00:00:37I will burn this whole place to the ground before I let you break up with me, Jake Wright!
00:00:47You are gonna throw away, what, our entire relationship?
00:00:50Because we didn't match on some stupid dating app!
00:00:53Our app?
00:00:55We created Love Swipe together so you know how accurate it is.
00:00:59That have simply confirmed the fear of what you've become.
00:01:07Oh!
00:01:08I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:01:10I DON'T MOVE WHEN BEING häG недалеко!
00:01:11A salesperson
00:01:12RAFI
00:01:18Got your help!
00:01:20Oh!
00:01:22I won't wait, baby.
00:01:23I won't wait, baby!
00:01:26You gotta have a late trip!
00:01:28Nothin' left behind
00:01:32Sorry I got over zealous
00:01:40Real love just makes me jealous
00:01:42You see me?
00:01:51Break up?
00:01:58Yep
00:02:01My girlfriend
00:02:03Well, ex-girlfriend
00:02:06Tried to hit me in the head with a golf club
00:02:11My boyfriend
00:02:12Ex-boyfriend
00:02:14Who's sleeping with my best friend
00:02:16Ouch
00:02:19How about I buy us a drink
00:02:21And you can tell me about it
00:02:25Okay
00:02:28That's all this is is an invitation for something more
00:02:31Oh
00:02:32Of course not
00:02:33I would never take advantage
00:02:38Ma'am, I'll have two more of whatever she was having
00:02:49It's a heartbreak
00:02:52Finding true love
00:02:53Finding true love
00:03:23Amour
00:03:26Namour
00:03:29Namour
00:03:31Who's speaking
00:03:32Trump
00:03:35Why
00:03:37The
00:03:38C
00:04:19I hope you don't mind.
00:04:43I raided your fridge.
00:04:46Oh, you didn't have to...
00:04:49With all due respect, I wouldn't have sex with anyone who was as drunk as either of us
00:05:02last night.
00:05:05Don't worry, I slept on the couch.
00:05:07Oh, thank God.
00:05:08Not that I wouldn't want...
00:05:12I mean, you're very...
00:05:13You're a very attractive man.
00:05:16I'm Mr...
00:05:17Mr...
00:05:19Right.
00:05:21Right.
00:05:23Jake.
00:05:24Right, how could I forget?
00:05:26You put my name in your phone as Mr. Right.
00:05:30Your idea, not mine.
00:05:32I almost forgot.
00:05:40Oh, sorry.
00:06:01I...
00:06:01Wait, I...
00:06:03I thought you slept on the couch.
00:06:05I said I wouldn't sleep with anyone that drunk.
00:06:10I didn't say you felt the same.
00:06:12Sorry.
00:06:13I...
00:06:13I get a little flirty when I'm drunk.
00:06:19Oh, I don't mind it one bit.
00:06:20By the way, there's a new dating app that just came out called Love Sweat.
00:06:26Oh, I hate dating apps right now.
00:06:28Okay, well, this one's a bit...
00:06:29Especially that one.
00:06:30I mean, even the name, it just...
00:06:32Oh, well, I hope you give it a shot.
00:06:37Because I think you deserve to find real love.
00:06:39I didn't press charges.
00:07:04Because you love me?
00:07:06I care for you.
00:07:08But no.
00:07:08I don't love you.
00:07:10We created an incredible app.
00:07:13Love Swipe's going to make a lot of people very happy.
00:07:17Take care, please.
00:07:21Oh, I will take care, Jake Wright.
00:07:26Once I'm finished, you'll be mine forever.
00:07:32All mine.
00:07:38What do you want, Tanya?
00:07:44Can we please just talk?
00:07:45I want my best friend back.
00:07:49I don't want to hear it.
00:07:52Now, please, can you go?
00:07:53Lily, I'm trying to communicate with you, and you're not being reasonable.
00:07:58Reasonable?
00:08:00Says the girl who slept with her best friend's boyfriend, and you're telling me to be reasonable?
00:08:05Lily, I love you, and I know you don't want to hear this, but there is somebody out there for you.
00:08:18It's okay.
00:08:20Hey, Lily, Lily, I want you to be in love, and I want you to be happy, but...
00:08:29What is that?
00:08:44That jerk, he lied to me!
00:08:46Love Swipe uses a unique approach, with potential for true love guaranteed on every match, and recognized love on the seventh date.
00:09:13So, a dating app that actually works after seven dates?
00:09:18That's right.
00:09:19And with restrained, tasteful marketing, like you brilliant people execute every single day, everyone will be guaranteed true love.
00:09:27Love Swipe.
00:09:28That's perfect.
00:09:30Thank you for your time, and I think this is the beginning of a very fruitful business relationship.
00:09:43How are the eggs?
00:09:45You fucking day-raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:50You fucking day-raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:55I never want to see you again!
00:10:03I need a drink.
00:10:06Mr. Wright?
00:10:07You're going to be a very rich man.
00:10:10Your life is about to change, sir.
00:10:29And just like that, I'll be able to manipulate Love Swipe.
00:10:36I'll use it to ruin you, Jake.
00:10:39And then you'll come crawling back.
00:10:42But, just in case.
00:10:44Dustin, how's it going in there?
00:10:46All set, boss.
00:10:47Camera's in every room.
00:10:51Perfect.
00:10:52It's time for the contingency.
00:10:53Last three years of my life, it's led to this.
00:11:08I'm going to make the world fall in love.
00:11:10I'm finally going to meet the woman of my dreams.
00:11:14Here's to you, gorgeous.
00:11:16Whoever you are.
00:11:16I'm so glad you're hanging out with us, Lily.
00:11:32I'm just a girl hanging out with her best friend and her ex-boyfriend who cheated on her.
00:11:36Life's a dream.
00:11:38Lily, I'm telling you, you need to download Love Swipe.
00:11:41She's right, Lily.
00:11:42This app is different.
00:11:44Are you even listening to yourself?
00:11:45You downloaded a dating app while you were in a relationship.
00:11:48Lily, one day you're going to look back at this.
00:11:50No.
00:11:50If either of you says one more word about that stupid app, I swear I'm going to scream.
00:11:59Lily, this is serendipity.
00:12:01What is?
00:12:02Love Swipe.
00:12:03It just released a new update.
00:12:04Oh my god, are you serious right now?
00:12:06You're trying it.
00:12:08No the hell I'm not.
00:12:09Give me that back.
00:12:11You'll thank me later when I'm dancing at your wedding, girl.
00:12:16Fine.
00:12:17Fine, I'll try your stupid app just to prove that both of you were horrible people and I'll
00:12:21never forgive you.
00:12:25No way.
00:12:25No way.
00:12:34You can't pee.
00:12:39Well, the app doesn't lie.
00:12:42I'm coming for you, beautiful.
00:12:46This is the guy who date raped me.
00:12:48He what?
00:12:49Here's the plan.
00:12:50So you go on the first date and the moment he lies about what he did, you sock him, okay?
00:12:56I do like the idea of kicking Mr. Right's butt.
00:12:58Dustin, find out everything you can.
00:13:08I am going to bring you two together.
00:13:12Then I'm going to tear you apart.
00:13:20Meet for breakfast at the restaurant.
00:13:28Billy, you idiot.
00:13:50Billy, you idiot.
00:13:50Hey, I don't know what you heard or saw, but I would never, ever-
00:14:01Jake, wait.
00:14:02I'm so, so sorry.
00:14:04I-
00:14:04Let's just say I know you didn't do what I thought you did.
00:14:11I'm a man of my word, Lily.
00:14:12You should know that.
00:14:14I'm really glad you came.
00:14:17Shall we?
00:14:17Okay.
00:14:20Hey, come on.
00:14:29God, I'm getting you.
00:14:35Well done, Dustin.
00:14:38She's a girl with a tragic past.
00:14:40This may be over quicker than I thought.
00:14:48Let the games begin.
00:14:50Share a secret from your childhood.
00:14:58May I?
00:15:00Sure.
00:15:01Okay.
00:15:03When I was nine, I drank three of those little cartons of milk that they give you at lunch at
00:15:09school, and I really had to go to the bathroom.
00:15:11So I raised my hand, but the teacher won't let me go.
00:15:15So I just make a run for it.
00:15:17When, uh...
00:15:18You beat yourself?
00:15:22Oh, I wish.
00:15:24I wish.
00:15:25That's the day I found out that I'm lactose intolerant.
00:15:28Oh, no.
00:15:29Yep.
00:15:30So every single step I take, it's like, well, everything exploded out of me, and I cried
00:15:37a lot.
00:15:38It was the saddest day of my young life.
00:15:43Oh, Jake, I'm so sorry that happened to you.
00:15:45It's okay.
00:15:47I'm not sure if I can beat that, but let me try.
00:15:52Ask about her sister, Doreen.
00:15:54I got it.
00:15:56When I was 13...
00:15:57Oh, it wants me to ask you about your sister.
00:16:01My sister?
00:16:02Mm-hmm.
00:16:03Camilla?
00:16:03She's not a part of the story.
00:16:04No, I'm not Camilla.
00:16:05Doreen.
00:16:10I'm so sorry.
00:16:11I have to go.
00:16:24It's like taking candy from a baby.
00:16:42I should have never listened to Tanya.
00:16:45What was I thinking?
00:16:46Looks like it's over before it even started.
00:17:00What is he doing here?
00:17:03Lily, it's me.
00:17:05Go away, Jake.
00:17:07Just leave me alone, please.
00:17:09I don't know what happened back there, but I promise I didn't mean...
00:17:12This whole thing is so stupid.
00:17:14I hate dating apps.
00:17:16They don't work, and you just get hurt.
00:17:19I mean, I think we should give the app another shot.
00:17:22If we just...
00:17:22Why do you care so much about this stupid app?
00:17:29Because I created it, and I'm falling in love with you.
00:17:35What did you say?
00:17:37I said I believe in love.
00:17:41But I also believe in respecting women's feelings.
00:17:44I'm sorry.
00:17:45I'm sorry.
00:17:56No.
00:17:56No.
00:18:05My sister, Doreen, and I were really close.
00:18:13One day, when we were little, I slipped and fell in the pool.
00:18:20And she jumped in to save me.
00:18:25But I couldn't save her.
00:18:26I've never told anyone but my family that.
00:18:41I'm so sorry.
00:18:46I never had any siblings.
00:18:49But I had a younger cousin in two months before he turned 11.
00:18:53And he got diagnosed with a...
00:19:00He didn't make it to his birthday.
00:19:04I'm so sorry that happened to you, Jake.
00:19:11Thank you...
00:19:12...for sharing your past with me.
00:19:17Thank you for listening to mine.
00:19:23I'm so sorry that I got the other side...
00:19:25...not so they never had any podem away.
00:19:26I want to keep her single mom out.
00:19:26I said she couldn't do anything.
00:19:27I'm so sorry.
00:19:28I'm so sorry, Jake.
00:19:29I said she couldn't do anything that we had.
00:19:30But I tried to get her together.
00:19:31No.
00:19:31No.
00:19:32No.
00:19:32No.
00:19:32Okay.
00:19:33Let's see how they handle date number two.
00:19:35Okay, let's see how they handle date number two.
00:19:49I'm gonna handle date number two.
00:19:55Alright, let's go and warm up those bodies.
00:19:58Getting the body moving, feeling good.
00:20:01Wait, are you?
00:20:04Are you promoting the app?
00:20:09Am I on camera?
00:20:11No, I'm just a guy on a date.
00:20:15What you talking about, Jake?
00:20:17I don't know, I've never met this woman in my life.
00:20:20Oh, come on, you're the love swipe guy.
00:20:25Love swipe guy?
00:20:27What have you got to do with the app?
00:20:28Absolutely nothing at all.
00:20:30What? No, you're the bi-
00:20:36Gosh, I'm so sorry.
00:20:38I totally had the wrong person.
00:20:42Let's dance!
00:20:43You think you can handle that?
00:20:44Um, yeah.
00:20:46Oh yeah, I hear you.
00:20:47This is it.
00:20:49I'm almost too big stiff.
00:20:50See?
00:20:51Oh, I'm kinda better than you.
00:20:52I don't think you are.
00:20:53You're a little stiff.
00:20:55Uh oh, you're doing it wrong.
00:20:56Open up!
00:20:57Come in!
00:20:59Whoa!
00:21:00Whoa!
00:21:01Ooh.
00:21:03Ooh.
00:21:08Ooh.
00:21:09Ooh.
00:21:11Ooh.
00:21:14Ooh.
00:21:19Damn your charming willingness to fail, Jake Wright!
00:21:24to fail, Jake Wright!
00:21:26Let's see you squeeze out of the truth
00:21:29in date number three.
00:21:38Admit your greatest failure.
00:21:42You're gonna think I'm a loser.
00:21:45I would never.
00:21:48Okay.
00:21:49Here it goes.
00:21:51I dropped out of law school.
00:21:54I was really good at it but
00:21:56this one summer I took this internship at this huge law firm
00:21:59and
00:22:01they were horrible to me.
00:22:04I never went back to school that fall.
00:22:08I gave up on my dream
00:22:10because I didn't want to end up like that.
00:22:14Well I think that you should try again.
00:22:16I bet you'd be good at it.
00:22:18And I think you'd look pretty good in a power pants suit.
00:22:24What about you?
00:22:28Oh.
00:22:30You know I...
00:22:32I was just fired.
00:22:34Rather dramatically from a major social media company.
00:22:39Right as I was getting huge.
00:22:41So yeah.
00:22:43So you work in tech?
00:22:45Yeah.
00:22:46Yep.
00:22:47I work in tech.
00:22:50Why did you want to become a lawyer?
00:22:52Ask Jake what he does for a living.
00:22:55What do you do for a living?
00:22:57I told you I'm in tech.
00:23:00Okay, but what does that mean?
00:23:02Tell the truth.
00:23:03I work in, uh...
00:23:13For a startup.
00:23:15Very secret startup.
00:23:17Unfortunately, I...
00:23:19wish I could say more, but I signed an NDA.
00:23:22So I just...
00:23:24I totally understand.
00:23:26Can you promise me something?
00:23:29Don't ever lie to me.
00:23:32Please.
00:23:33I promise.
00:23:37What is happening?
00:23:38Why don't I have cameras in the restaurant?
00:23:42I need to see Jake get what's coming to him.
00:23:45Maybe a little pain is in order.
00:23:46Dustin, you're up.
00:23:47You're up.
00:23:50All right, you two.
00:23:52I'm Master Allison, and I'll be instructing you today.
00:23:55First things first, we're gonna get a feel for your training level.
00:23:59Let's do you first, doll.
00:24:01Her name's Lily.
00:24:02Okay.
00:24:03Lily doll.
00:24:04Let's see what you got.
00:24:06Do some one-two combos.
00:24:07Mm-hmm.
00:24:09Yeah.
00:24:10All right.
00:24:11A little harder.
00:24:12Let's go.
00:24:13All right.
00:24:14Yeah, you can do a little harder.
00:24:15Boom, boom.
00:24:16I'm gonna test your reflexes.
00:24:18Hey!
00:24:19That's enough!
00:24:22You okay?
00:24:23Yeah, fine.
00:24:24Just...
00:24:25There's something I should probably tell you.
00:24:26All right, next.
00:24:27Bud.
00:24:28Come here.
00:24:29Say, ain't you that CEO tech guy?
00:24:32Uh...
00:24:34No.
00:24:35Not me.
00:24:36Yeah, your sexy ex-girlfriend beat your ass.
00:24:39What...
00:24:40What's he talking about, Jake?
00:24:42I don't know.
00:24:43But this guy needs to learn some manners.
00:24:46Jake!
00:24:49I promise you, you don't need to do this.
00:24:51Nobody hits my girl and gets away with it.
00:24:53I'm your girl?
00:24:55Maybe.
00:24:57Ugh!
00:24:58Ugh!
00:24:59Ugh!
00:25:00Ugh!
00:25:01Ugh!
00:25:02You good?
00:25:03Yeah.
00:25:04I'm sorry.
00:25:05I can't protect you.
00:25:06It's this guy's deal.
00:25:07I don't know, but...
00:25:08Just stay here for a minute.
00:25:09There's something I need to show you.
00:25:10Hey, Lily, wait!
00:25:11He's crazy!
00:25:12Ugh!
00:25:13Ugh!
00:25:14Ugh!
00:25:15Ugh!
00:25:16That was amazing!
00:25:17I've been training for years.
00:25:18It's really sweet you tried to protect me, but next time, ask if I need help.
00:25:34Let's get out of here.
00:25:35Date number four.
00:25:36Ugh!
00:25:37Ugh!
00:25:38Ugh!
00:25:39Ugh!
00:25:40Where's your bathroom?
00:25:41It's just...
00:25:42back there.
00:25:43Let's get out of here.
00:25:58Date number four.
00:26:05Where's your bathroom?
00:26:07It's just... right there.
00:26:13You know, you didn't have to bring me home.
00:26:22I can't believe you didn't tell me you're a trained fighter.
00:26:25There's a lot of things I've told you.
00:26:28And a lot of things I want to show you.
00:26:32Oh yeah?
00:26:34Like what?
00:26:43Come here and I'll show you.
00:26:55I'll show you.
00:27:02All my life I was looking for a sign.
00:27:08Wasn't sure where to find a peace of mind.
00:27:12Sometimes you can see things when it in time.
00:27:18It seems...
00:27:20Don't forget so much.
00:27:22It's your bedroom.
00:27:33You have the most...
00:27:35Beautiful body I've ever seen.
00:27:37It's yours.
00:27:52You can touch me.
00:27:54Hold on.
00:27:55Hold on a second.
00:28:08It's okay.
00:28:09I want to.
00:28:11Please stop.
00:28:13What's wrong?
00:28:15I want you.
00:28:16So much.
00:28:17I have to wait for the app.
00:28:27We have to wait for the app.
00:28:29Are you kidding?
00:28:30Screw that stupid app.
00:28:32I know.
00:28:36The app isn't stupid.
00:28:38I'm sorry.
00:28:39I...
00:28:40I really...
00:28:41I just think we should wait.
00:28:44Oh.
00:28:46Okay.
00:28:50Fine.
00:28:51I guess I'll...
00:28:53See you at our next date.
00:28:55Oh.
00:28:56Oh.
00:28:57Oh.
00:28:58Oh.
00:28:59Oh.
00:29:00Oh.
00:29:01Oh.
00:29:02Oh.
00:29:03Oh.
00:29:04That was too damn close for comfort.
00:29:05Oh.
00:29:06I gotta take things up a notch.
00:29:09It's time for the contingency.
00:29:14What the hell?
00:29:30Where is she?
00:29:35What are you talking about?
00:29:38Lily, what are you doing?
00:29:39Don't even try to stop me.
00:29:40I...
00:29:41Lily, please.
00:29:42Just tell me where she is.
00:29:43Okay?
00:29:44Don't lie to me.
00:29:45I...
00:29:46We'll end things right here.
00:29:47I won't even be mad.
00:29:48I just need you to be honest with me.
00:29:49Okay?
00:29:50I don't know what you're talking about.
00:29:51I'm not an idiot, Jake.
00:29:52I've been cheated on before.
00:29:53Tell me where she is.
00:29:55There's no one here.
00:29:56Who are you talking about?
00:29:57I'll show you who I'm talking about.
00:30:07It was just here.
00:30:09What are you talking about?
00:30:11I got an email with nudes of some woman in your apartment and they weren't selfies so I know that you took them.
00:30:17I'm sorry, but there is no woman, naked or clothed, in here.
00:30:24You are the only person I want naked in my apartment, Lily.
00:30:28Really?
00:30:29I swear it.
00:30:31I'm sorry.
00:30:33I swear I'm not crazy.
00:30:35I just...
00:30:36I can't go through that again.
00:30:37You won't have to.
00:30:39I promise.
00:30:40What are you doing?
00:30:41I changed my mind.
00:30:42I want you.
00:30:43Right now.
00:30:44I mess...
00:30:45I'm sorry, babe, I tego nie».
00:30:47I want you.
00:30:48What are you doing?
00:30:51I changed my mind.
00:30:53I want you.
00:30:54Right now.
00:30:55changed my mind. I want you. Right now.
00:31:25Jake, stop. Sorry. I'm sorry. I just... I really want to. It's just... I'm still shaken
00:31:50up by those photos. And you know what? LoveSwipe is working. I think we should wait. Okay.
00:32:01Yeah. We can wait. I would never want to pressure you. I promise. As soon as LoveSwipe gives
00:32:16us permission, you can have me. All of me.
00:32:23Oh, no.
00:32:26Oh, no.
00:32:30Oh, no.
00:32:38So he's definitely not a... A date rapist? No. I found the condom the next morning. He's
00:32:59a perfect gentleman who slept on the couch and made me eggs. You're sure you trust this
00:33:04guy? Not that you'd know anything about trust, but yeah. Yeah, I do. What does he do for
00:33:11work? He's in tech. Why are you guys acting so weird? There's something we need to tell
00:33:18you about, Jake. Something you may not want to hear. What do you mean?
00:33:23What the fuck? I wasn't originally talking about... I'm joking. Yeah, you're being an ass, right? No, that's
00:33:30fine. I think she's small. Are you sure you're alright? I'm fine. Ask Jake about his work.
00:33:44Finally, I can see what's happening. Now that I've planted Jake's work history, I should
00:33:50push him to tell the truth, and then he'll be mine again. My friends didn't pawn yet.
00:33:56You mean those two? Who are in disguise every single time we come here. They... yeah, didn't
00:34:03they cheat on you behind your back? Only because of that stupid app. Okay. Can we not blame
00:34:10the app? Jake Wright, you're a 30 under 30. What do you do for work? I'm in tech. I told you.
00:34:29My friends... they received an envelope with documents saying that you're an app developer.
00:34:40What kind of apps do you develop? Please don't lie to me.
00:34:44Okay. I'm gonna tell you, but that's because I trust you and you have to promise not to tell
00:34:52anyone else, okay? Okay, I promise. I swear I won't tell anybody.
00:34:58I'm, uh... I started a... I started an app. And I'm looking for investors. And I'm just
00:35:15poor app developer looking for backing. I'm sorry. Do you believe me?
00:35:23Of course, I believe you. Just... Thank you for being honest with me.
00:35:36Oh, she wants honesty? Or she's gonna get it to me.
00:35:42What kind of poor are we talking? Like, your parents pay your rent? Or you're still a rich tech guy, but just not as rich as a super rich tech guy?
00:36:00All I can say is, if this app takes off, I'm not gonna need to worry about money.
00:36:10You got this.
00:36:14Okay.
00:36:15Lie detector test tomorrow.
00:36:17That's so crazy. It's almost like it's listening to our conversation.
00:36:20Actually, it's perceived intuition is machine learning from thorough scrapping of social media platforms.
00:36:28How do you know that?
00:36:32Just a guess. Pretty sure other apps use it.
00:36:35Well, I'm not scared of some lie detector test. There's nothing I wouldn't tell you.
00:36:42Do you feel the same?
00:36:44Yeah. Actually, there's somewhere I gotta be. We should get out of here.
00:36:49We should get out of here.
00:36:54I've got you right where I want you, Lily Niblock. Prepare for heartbreak.
00:37:01So, how does this work again?
00:37:04The machine analyzes our answers and makes little TV show noises.
00:37:10Nervous, but excited.
00:37:13That's a true.
00:37:15So you ready?
00:37:16Yeah, absolutely.
00:37:19Jake, are you sure?
00:37:21Yes, I'm sure.
00:37:24Ask about his job.
00:37:28So, Jake, are you an app developer?
00:37:31Yes.
00:37:35What kind of apps do you develop?
00:37:39Two apps for statistical analysis and one for social media scrubbing.
00:37:45Social media scrubbing.
00:37:47Social media scrubbing, like our dating app?
00:37:50Yup. Just like that.
00:37:54Have you developed any other apps?
00:37:57Well, um...
00:37:59Are you okay?
00:38:02Yeah. Yup.
00:38:03Yup.
00:38:09There isn't anything you could tell me I wouldn't understand.
00:38:14I'm falling for you.
00:38:16And I trust you, okay?
00:38:17Okay.
00:38:19Okay.
00:38:20Okay.
00:38:28Okay.
00:38:32Have you developed any other apps?
00:38:34Have you developed any other apps?
00:38:36Nope.
00:38:38Nope.
00:38:44Why are you lying to me?
00:38:46I'm... I'm not. I'm not. I swear. I swear.
00:38:51Lily, do you trust me?
00:38:53I think so.
00:38:55And are you attracted to me?
00:38:57Yes.
00:39:00Now are you ready to find true love?
00:39:02I...
00:39:04Yes.
00:39:06I'm ready to find love.
00:39:09Are you sure?
00:39:11Yes, I'm sure.
00:39:13Lily, what's...
00:39:15What's going on?
00:39:16You said that you were ready for the real thing.
00:39:18Jake, I promise, I am ready for the real thing.
00:39:21Sorry, that's...
00:39:24Not too long.
00:39:25You said that you were ready for real love.
00:39:28I'm sorry.
00:39:50Please.
00:39:55What are you doing here?
00:39:57I just wanted to talk with you about the app.
00:40:01Yeah.
00:40:13So...
00:40:15What's wrong with the app?
00:40:16Oh, no.
00:40:17Nothing.
00:40:18Um...
00:40:19That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:40:22Um...
00:40:24I...
00:40:25I was really...
00:40:26Hurting...
00:40:27After we broke up.
00:40:29So...
00:40:30After a day or so, I...
00:40:32Downloaded the app and...
00:40:35I matched with someone.
00:40:37And...
00:40:39Jake...
00:40:40You were right.
00:40:42What do you mean?
00:40:43I mean, I met someone, Jake.
00:40:45The app works.
00:40:46And I'm proof.
00:40:48I mean, we are talking about getting married.
00:40:52Great.
00:40:53Well, I'm...
00:40:54I'm happy for you.
00:40:57Well...
00:40:58What about you?
00:40:59Have you, uh, matched with anyone?
00:41:02Uh...
00:41:03Yeah.
00:41:05Yeah?
00:41:06Okay.
00:41:07Tell me about her.
00:41:08Is she pretty?
00:41:09Honestly, it's...
00:41:12Things aren't going that well.
00:41:15Well...
00:41:17You don't...
00:41:18You're not trying to say it's Love Swipe's fault.
00:41:20Because...
00:41:21I mean, I know the app works.
00:41:23You were right.
00:41:24All along, Jake.
00:41:29I just don't know anymore.
00:41:31Well...
00:41:33I really hope you two work things out.
00:41:35I just wanted to thank you in person.
00:41:42We really did make something special together.
00:41:45All together.
00:41:55Okay.
00:41:56Just because...
00:41:57Me and my match are having issues...
00:42:00I'm falling in love with her.
00:42:03And I'm happy for you, but I think you should go.
00:42:06I'm so sorry, Jake.
00:42:08I'm so sorry.
00:42:09You're...
00:42:10You're right.
00:42:11Again.
00:42:12You know, we're...
00:42:13In love with other people, and...
00:42:15I need to respect that.
00:42:18I'm sorry.
00:42:19We got you, Jake.
00:42:30Let's see how your little sweetheart feels about this.
00:42:34I'm never gonna find love again.
00:42:43All men are liars.
00:42:45And the worst part is, the two of you made me a liar.
00:42:48I...
00:42:49I can't even trust my own heart.
00:42:52I'm sorry, Lily.
00:42:54Screw you, Tim.
00:43:04Five minutes ago?
00:43:08That asshole!
00:43:16Get you.
00:43:17All right.
00:43:19Lily.
00:43:20It's so good to see you.
00:43:21Okay, what's going on?
00:43:22Do you think I'm an idiot, Jake?
00:43:25No, of course not.
00:43:26Then where is she?
00:43:27Who?
00:43:29Don't gaslight me.
00:43:30I'm not crazy.
00:43:31I...
00:43:32I know you're hiding things from me.
00:43:33I promise I'm not hiding anything from you.
00:43:35Liar.
00:43:36You're lying to me.
00:43:37I...
00:43:38I saw a video of the two of you kissing.
00:43:39What video?
00:43:47No, no, no.
00:43:48This can't be happening again.
00:43:49Lily.
00:43:50Give me your phone.
00:43:54Just what I thought.
00:43:56No traditional trace of malware.
00:43:58So it's not hacked?
00:43:59You did get an email and that the video was mysteriously deleted.
00:44:07Because I was kissing another woman in it.
00:44:13Wait.
00:44:14What are you saying?
00:44:16That woman was my ex-girlfriend.
00:44:19And she is a brilliant coder and hacker, but also extremely unstable.
00:44:30But why was she here?
00:44:32Why were you kissing her?
00:44:34She came over to tell me she was in love with someone else.
00:44:39But then she...
00:44:40She kissed me.
00:44:41Just for a moment.
00:44:43Just for a moment.
00:44:46But in that moment, I realized how much that I love you.
00:44:52That you're the only person I wanna be with.
00:44:56Do you forgive me?
00:45:02You lied to me again.
00:45:08Take right...
00:45:09You kissed another woman and then you hid it from me.
00:45:13Lily, please stop.
00:45:17I'm sorry.
00:45:18Yeah.
00:45:19You are.
00:45:20Will I see you again?
00:45:21I don't know.
00:45:22All I know is that I can't stand me in the same room as you right now.
00:45:29Lily, wait.
00:45:31Lily!
00:45:37Oh my god, did you see the look on that sad bitch's face?
00:45:42Now, it's time to put the final nail in this girl's coffin.
00:45:53You and Jake Wright have been unmatched.
00:45:58What?
00:46:00No, I...
00:46:04True love awaits with your new match, Mitchell Stevens.
00:46:09This can't be happening.
00:46:13Come on Jake, please pick up.
00:46:15Jake.
00:46:17Lily?
00:46:18I just got a notification we were unmatched on the app.
00:46:21Same one.
00:46:23Tragic as it is, I think it's for the best.
00:46:26Why are you saying that?
00:46:28Clearly we have some issues and if I'm being honest, I wanna sexier woman who's super intelligent and ready for real love.
00:46:35Jake, wait!
00:46:36I can't believe him!
00:46:40True love awaits with your new match, Mitchell Stevens.
00:46:43Alright, Mitchell Stevens.
00:46:45Get ready to meet the hottest girl you've ever seen.
00:46:47You must be Lily.
00:46:49Might I say, your profile picture does not do that beautiful body justice.
00:46:53God damn!
00:46:55So, uh, Mitchell was it?
00:46:58What do you do for a living?
00:46:59Isn't it obvious, babe?
00:47:00I get paid and I get laid...
00:47:02Come again?
00:47:03Oh, don't worry.
00:47:08You will.
00:47:09Excuse me?
00:47:11I'm a model, babe. Isn't it obvious?
00:47:12Uh, Mitchell, was it? What do you do for a living?
00:47:16Isn't it obvious, babe? I get paid, and I get laid.
00:47:19Come again?
00:47:20Oh, don't worry. You will.
00:47:21Excuse me?
00:47:23I'm a model, babe. Isn't it obvious?
00:47:26No, it's not. And you already said that.
00:47:29Sorry. I'm just super distracted by that tight pod you're rocking underneath that dress.
00:47:35Can't wait to get that thing off and on my floor where it belongs.
00:47:38You know what I mean?
00:47:39I think I made a mistake.
00:47:40Hey, wait.
00:47:43Tonight's the night. I'm going to tell Lily the truth about creating Love Swipe.
00:47:48And if she'll have me, I will treasure her for the rest of my life.
00:47:52I'm coming for you, Lily.
00:47:54Hey, wait.
00:47:56Let go of my arm.
00:47:58Hey, the app hooked us up, babe. We're soulmates. Meant to be.
00:48:02I don't love you. I love Jake.
00:48:05I love Jake.
00:48:09I love Jake.
00:48:10And I need to go right now.
00:48:12Hey, not so fast.
00:48:19Get off me, you creep!
00:48:25Jake.
00:48:27No, Jake, wait!
00:48:30Jake.
00:48:32Jake, wait!
00:48:33Please, it's not what it seems.
00:48:39Really?
00:48:40Really, because I just watched you kiss another man that wasn't me on our seventh day.
00:48:44Please, let me explain.
00:48:46No, there's nothing to explain.
00:48:48You got cheated on your asshole boyfriend. Now you're cheating on me.
00:48:53We were unmatched.
00:48:55I called you and you broke it off.
00:48:59You humiliated me.
00:49:01Stop lying to me, Lily.
00:49:02I want us to be honest with each other.
00:49:05But you're lying to my face.
00:49:08I'm not lying to you.
00:49:10Love's wife matched me with that stupid meathead.
00:49:18I only went out with him to get back at you.
00:49:21And when I saw him...
00:49:23When he kissed me...
00:49:25I realized the only person I wanted to kiss was you.
00:49:31Luke, please, you have to believe me.
00:49:38It's in it all that happened today.
00:49:42That I called you.
00:49:43And we unmatched and I broke up with you.
00:49:45I guess why would I lie about that?
00:49:48It's not safe.
00:49:49We gotta go, Lily.
00:49:51Jake, you're scaring me.
00:49:52What do you mean it's not safe?
00:49:53Jack, you trust me.
00:49:54We need to go right now.
00:49:56Okay.
00:49:57Let's go.
00:50:01This is my parents' cabin.
00:50:04They moved overseas, so it's all mine now.
00:50:08I come here when I want to get away from everything.
00:50:11I don't understand.
00:50:12Why is it safe here?
00:50:15No cell phone service.
00:50:17No internet.
00:50:19It's just us here.
00:50:22Okay, Jake, I need you to explain.
00:50:24Why are we safe in a cabin in the woods?
00:50:27Please don't make me regret this.
00:50:31Do you remember my ex-girlfriend I told you about?
00:50:36Elise?
00:50:38Yeah.
00:50:40There's something I need to tell you.
00:50:43The day I broke up with her.
00:50:49Sue, I'll kill!
00:50:51I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:50:54I didn't mean to hurt her.
00:50:58What she said.
00:51:00What I'm afraid she's capable of doing.
00:51:06It's the only place I feel like we're safe.
00:51:11I'm so sorry that happened to you.
00:51:15She sounds unwell.
00:51:17You look so beautiful, Lolly.
00:51:27You look very handsome.
00:51:32You don't know how much I wish this was our seventh date.
00:51:37Do you mind getting wet?
00:51:40What's that supposed to mean?
00:51:42Come with me.
00:51:44I'll show you.
00:51:49Here.
00:51:54Okay.
00:52:04It's been a crazy day.
00:52:06I'm thankful you're here.
00:52:09Me too.
00:52:09So, Jake, I feel safe when I'm with you.
00:52:17You know, on the seventh day,
00:52:21Love Swipe gives couples the option to...
00:52:28To what?
00:52:34To be with each other.
00:52:36Well, if Love Swipe says so...
00:53:06This ends now!
00:53:19I am going to win Jake back.
00:53:24Even if it means I need to get rid of Lily Niblock once and for all.
00:53:28Last night was...
00:53:40I know.
00:53:41We should be getting our notification for our last date.
00:53:57If anything happens, just come to my place and we'll deal with it together.
00:54:02Don't worry about me.
00:54:06Nothing could keep me from you.
00:54:07Not even your crazy ex-girlfriend.
00:54:09Okay.
00:54:22You want him? Come and get him!
00:54:41Long guard, bitch.
00:54:44To love. And to love swipe.
00:54:49Meet Jake for a private rendezvous in the wine lounge of your favorite bar.
00:54:58Aw, the app is having us do our final date in the wine lounge.
00:55:02That's where our first date was. It's so sweet.
00:55:05Be careful, Lily. His ex sounds crazy.
00:55:08Want me to walk you back?
00:55:10You guys need to calm down. I'm about to have another amazing night with the man of my dreams.
00:55:19I should have a nice day.
00:55:22Let's have a nice day of the night.
00:55:26Let's go into the next day.
00:55:28I will touch the lights based on how you will.
00:55:32I'll tryá.
00:55:33Let's go.
00:55:34I'll try this.
00:55:35I can see what I love you for.
00:55:37I'll try this though.
00:55:39It's funny.
00:55:41I'll try this.
00:55:42What is it?
00:55:44I will try.
00:55:46I can't see more.
00:55:47Nice to meet you two both without disguises.
00:55:55I'm Jake, by the way.
00:55:57Tim.
00:55:59Tanya.
00:56:01You hurt my best friend.
00:56:03I'll chop off your balls.
00:56:04I think she's had enough hurt for one month, don't you think?
00:56:08Touche.
00:56:09Have you seen Lily?
00:56:11Love Swite said I was supposed to meet her at her apartment, but she's not there.
00:56:14It just told her to meet you for a private dinner at the wine lounge.
00:56:18She said that's where you two had your first date.
00:56:28Lily!
00:56:44Please, it was you.
00:56:48It's always you.
00:56:55Where are you, please?
00:57:01My cabin.
00:57:04Lily.
00:57:04You made me hurt her.
00:57:07I don't want to hurt you.
00:57:17I just wanted Jake back.
00:57:19But then he fell for you.
00:57:21I can't get mad at that.
00:57:23He never loved you.
00:57:25Do you even know who I am?
00:57:27His crazy ex-girlfriend?
00:57:28I was his partner.
00:57:32His closest collaborator.
00:57:34On behalf of the man I love.
00:57:38You still don't get it, do you, you little slut?
00:57:41Jake and I are app developers.
00:57:44Jake is the creator of this-
00:57:45Let it go, please.
00:57:49I don't think so, Jake.
00:57:51Dustin!
00:57:52Jake, don't embarrass yourself.
00:57:54We all know you're a computer nerd who can't fight.
00:57:58That's why I brought backup.
00:58:00Jake, who's got this asshole?
00:58:01You should know not to hit girls.
00:58:09Some guys only learn the hard way.
00:58:17Jake, you came for me.
00:58:20Of course I did.
00:58:21You might go.
00:58:25Not so fast!
00:58:29Step away from her, Jake.
00:58:30Please, don't do this, please.
00:58:33You don't get to tell me what I can do.
00:58:36Now step.
00:58:38Okay.
00:58:39Okay.
00:58:46Now here's what's gonna happen, Jake.
00:58:48I am gonna give you to the count of three
00:58:51to tell Lily here
00:58:52how you've been lying to her
00:58:54your entire relationship,
00:58:55or
00:58:56I'm gonna put a hole
00:58:59in
00:59:00her
00:59:01head.
00:59:02Got it?
00:59:04One.
00:59:05Jake, what is she saying?
00:59:09Two.
00:59:09Jake.
00:59:12Three.
00:59:13Wait!
00:59:16Okay.
00:59:17Police.
00:59:18I'll tell her.
00:59:19Don't.
00:59:20Toy with me, Jake.
00:59:21I'm not.
00:59:21I promise.
00:59:25She's right.
00:59:28Police and I weren't just a couple.
00:59:30We collaborated.
00:59:31We made
00:59:32dating apps together.
00:59:35What?
00:59:36And last month,
00:59:37we created
00:59:38our greatest achievement yet.
00:59:42Love Swipe.
00:59:43I created the app
00:59:45that we've been using
00:59:46this entire time.
00:59:48So you...
00:59:48you lied to me?
00:59:52Yes.
00:59:54You manipulated me?
00:59:55Yes.
00:59:58But that doesn't matter now.
01:00:00Because over the last week,
01:00:01I've realized something
01:00:02even more important.
01:00:05I don't love you, Lily.
01:00:06I thought
01:00:11the app was going to
01:00:13change my life.
01:00:16Show me how to find
01:00:17real love.
01:00:19I trusted
01:00:20what we created
01:00:22believes.
01:00:23But I was wrong.
01:00:26I don't care
01:00:27that we didn't match.
01:00:30I matched with you
01:00:31before we even had
01:00:32the idea
01:00:33for Love Swipe.
01:00:34You're my best friend.
01:00:38My confidant.
01:00:41My lover.
01:00:43You are a
01:00:44brilliant,
01:00:45beautiful,
01:00:47and powerful woman.
01:00:50I need to tell you
01:00:51something that
01:00:51I've been afraid
01:00:53to say up until now.
01:00:55Tell me.
01:00:57Then I'm yours.
01:00:59I'm sorry.
01:01:00I did it again.
01:01:03Freeze!
01:01:04Here's where I can see them!
01:01:20I'll kill you,
01:01:21Jake Wright!
01:01:22You are a liar
01:01:23and a monster!
01:01:24How could you?
01:01:26How could you do this to me?
01:01:28I still love you!
01:01:30Jake can't.
01:01:32Lily.
01:01:33I'm sorry.
01:01:36I'm sorry I lied to you.
01:01:38I just needed to trust you
01:01:40in my heart.
01:01:43If you can forgive me,
01:01:45I'll spend the rest
01:01:46of my life
01:01:47making it up to you.
01:01:51I love you.
01:01:54I forgive you,
01:01:56Jake.
01:01:56I forgive you.
01:01:58Oh, there he is!
01:02:11Cheers, Jake!
01:02:14Thanks for coming, everybody.
01:02:17I helped create this app
01:02:20because I believe everyone
01:02:21deserves to find true love.
01:02:26I use LoveSwipe
01:02:27and for the first time
01:02:29in my life,
01:02:31I found
01:02:31true
01:02:32undying love.
01:02:34and so,
01:02:46Lily New Buck,
01:02:48will you do me
01:02:49the great honor
01:02:50of being my wife?
01:02:59Yes.
01:02:59Yes, Jake,
01:03:03my Mr. Wright,
01:03:04I will marry you.
01:03:05I will marry you.
01:03:17And you make it make sense
01:03:19You, I will marry you.
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