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00:00:00Quit. They don't deserve you.
00:00:03And go where? Elwood is the top advertising firm in the city.
00:00:07If I want to be the best, I have to work there.
00:00:10But at what cost?
00:00:12Do you really think your misogynistic CEO is going to let you be a part of his boys club?
00:00:18I mean, unless you magically wake up as a man tomorrow,
00:00:23he, they, are never going to change their ways.
00:00:27You know what? If I had the opportunity to wake up as a man,
00:00:34I would seize the day.
00:00:38Like some Trojan horse type shit?
00:00:41Exactly.
00:00:43You're crazy. I love it.
00:00:46You're going to last a day in my shoes.
00:00:49And you think you can last in mine?
00:00:54Are you okay?
00:00:57Yeah. Never better.
00:01:07Oh my god.
00:01:13My head feels like it's going to explode.
00:01:15We only had one bottle of champagne,
00:01:17but it feels like we were drinking all night.
00:01:20Wait. I had the dick?
00:01:22I'm sorry.
00:01:22I'm sorry.
00:01:22I'm sorry.
00:01:27This is just a dream, right?
00:01:32It's a nightmare. That's all.
00:01:36Wake up. Wake up. Wake up, Kirsten.
00:01:40This can't be real.
00:01:41The winning streak continues, JT.
00:01:47That girl was a 10.
00:01:49Her body
00:01:51and her boobs.
00:01:54Oh yeah.
00:01:57Good morning, beautiful.
00:02:00Stop.
00:02:01What the fuck?
00:02:02Hey, handsome.
00:02:06Everything okay?
00:02:09Are you all right?
00:02:12What's wrong?
00:02:14Hello?
00:02:16JT?
00:02:17What's wrong with you?
00:02:22Really?
00:02:22Okay.
00:02:24Fine.
00:02:25I get the hint.
00:02:30Why are my hands so girly?
00:02:34Where the hell am I?
00:02:36Wait.
00:02:36Is this Kirsten?
00:02:38Kirsten fucking Danfield?
00:02:41Is this what I get for beating her at the promotion?
00:02:45What's happening?
00:02:47No.
00:02:48I've got a hangover.
00:02:49That's it.
00:02:49A hangover.
00:02:53Shit.
00:02:54I look exactly like Kirsten.
00:02:57I'm a woman.
00:02:59I'm a woman?
00:03:01Wait.
00:03:02Does this mean...
00:03:06I'm just calling for your daily reminder that you're that bitch.
00:03:16You are so right.
00:03:18I am.
00:03:19You are going to kill that presentation that you've been working so hard on.
00:03:23Senior account executive, here you come.
00:03:26I got this.
00:03:28I even predicted that the intern would be late.
00:03:30Again.
00:03:31And so I printed my own handouts.
00:03:34I can't rely on anyone but myself.
00:03:38Rainy?
00:03:39Hello?
00:03:43Hold up.
00:03:46Kirsten?
00:03:51JT?
00:03:52Late again, I see.
00:03:55Uh, nope.
00:03:57Right on time.
00:03:59And time is late.
00:04:00You know, I say whoever gets the promotion has to buy the other a drink.
00:04:07I'm not drinking anything with you.
00:04:09God, you're such a snooze fest.
00:04:12No wonder no one likes you.
00:04:15You're just mad that I don't want to join your team building social hour.
00:04:18Oh, God.
00:04:24Oh, God.
00:04:24What if I am stuck here forever with you?
00:04:30Oh, God.
00:04:30Oh, my God.
00:04:31Can you please stop catastrophizing everything?
00:04:33You worry way too much.
00:04:35Well, sorry that you don't have to worry about anything.
00:04:38What is that supposed to mean?
00:04:39You show up late to every meeting and then you leave early while I have to stay late to pick up your slack.
00:04:45Not a care in the world for Mr. Charming.
00:04:48Oh, I'm sorry that you're jealous of me.
00:04:52Jealous?
00:04:53Of your entitlement?
00:04:56I have something called integrity.
00:05:00Oh, is that why you eat lunch alone every day?
00:05:04I eat lunch at my desk because as a woman, I have to work ten times harder than you to get noticed.
00:05:12Oh, well, maybe you should try to be a little more friendly and share your workload with other people.
00:05:16It's a thing called teamwork.
00:05:19Please, you wouldn't last a day in my shoes.
00:05:23And you think you can last in mine?
00:05:26After much thought, I have decided to give the position to J.T.
00:05:47Uh, congrats.
00:05:50Good luck.
00:05:50But, Kirsten, I think you and J.T. make an excellent team, so you will be his junior account exec.
00:05:57You know, get the interns to stop slugging around.
00:06:00Support J.T. and the team.
00:06:02Yeah?
00:06:03Uh, sir, as much as I love that idea.
00:06:05Great.
00:06:07Then it's settled.
00:06:10Sorry, sorry, I'm late.
00:06:13There was an accident on the freeway.
00:06:14Really?
00:06:15Again?
00:06:16If you want a seat at the table, you have to be the first one to sit down.
00:06:20Especially as a woman.
00:06:21Understood?
00:06:23Sorry.
00:06:24Sorry isn't good enough.
00:06:25You need to be better.
00:06:28Don't let Kirsten scare you.
00:06:30Bosses don't have to be mean.
00:06:33I should know.
00:06:34I'm her boss.
00:06:35Technically.
00:06:37And I'm a sweetheart.
00:06:40You may have won this time.
00:06:43But your charm and your privilege will wear off.
00:06:47And I will replace you.
00:06:50Is that a threat?
00:06:52It's a promise.
00:06:53I love it.
00:06:56What is going on here?
00:06:58You two in my office now.
00:07:00I remember what it was like to be young and tight.
00:07:06So, I know how easy it is to develop feelings for a work colleague.
00:07:11But here at Elwood Group, we do not tolerate office romance.
00:07:15What in the world?
00:07:16No.
00:07:17No, no, no.
00:07:17No way.
00:07:18Dating?
00:07:19Barf.
00:07:20This is your last warning.
00:07:28Hey.
00:07:28Hey.
00:07:29How's it?
00:07:30Thanks, guys.
00:07:31Easy victory, though.
00:07:33What do you mean?
00:07:34Here's some damn stuff, right?
00:07:35She's hot.
00:07:36Come on.
00:07:36Let's be real.
00:07:37It's the only thing she's got going for.
00:07:39And even that couldn't get her permission.
00:07:44Hey, hey, hey.
00:07:45Actually, she put up a pretty good fight.
00:07:47I mean, I was scared for like a millisecond.
00:07:50Rocky trusts me.
00:07:51You know, I built a relationship with him, so.
00:07:53Hell yeah, you did.
00:07:54Yeah, you did.
00:07:54Yeah.
00:07:54Yeah.
00:07:54Yeah.
00:07:55Yeah, let's test this winning streak, shall we?
00:08:02Yeah.
00:08:02Yeah, she's looking.
00:08:05She's looking.
00:08:06She's looking.
00:08:06She's looking.
00:08:06She's looking.
00:08:08You wouldn't last a day in my shoes.
00:08:20Everything okay?
00:08:23Are you all right?
00:08:25What's wrong?
00:08:28Hello?
00:08:29JT?
00:08:30What's wrong with you?
00:08:36Really?
00:08:37Okay.
00:08:38Fine.
00:08:39I get the hint.
00:08:39Oh, my God.
00:08:59It's like his muscles have muscles.
00:09:06Okay, Rainy, that's enough.
00:09:08That's enough.
00:09:08Sorry.
00:09:09So, you're really stuck in there, huh?
00:09:12Yes.
00:09:14But how?
00:09:14I don't fucking know.
00:09:17Like, how do I know that it's really you, Kirsten, in there?
00:09:21Um, okay.
00:09:25Ask me something only I would know.
00:09:32Okay.
00:09:33Fourth grade.
00:09:35What stuffed animal did we practice our make-out skills on?
00:09:38Pikachu.
00:09:38Gotta kiss them all.
00:09:39Gotta kiss them all.
00:09:40Yeah.
00:09:41I told you.
00:09:41Shit.
00:09:42Now, can you please help me?
00:09:44This is nuts.
00:09:46You're really stuck in a man's body.
00:09:49A hot man's body.
00:09:52So, if I'm in this body, then that means...
00:09:54Um, what did you do?
00:10:09What did you do?
00:10:09Me?
00:10:10How do I know it's not you?
00:10:11Me?
00:10:12How do I know it's not you?
00:10:14Hey, how about we sit down?
00:10:16Yeah?
00:10:17I'm Rainy, by the way, Kirsten's best friend.
00:10:20Yeah, I saw your picture.
00:10:21You were in my bedroom?
00:10:23Oh, Jesus.
00:10:25Oh, God.
00:10:25What did you do?
00:10:32I don't know.
00:10:36Okay, Rainy and I were drinking champagne.
00:10:40Lots of champagne.
00:10:42And we were saying hypothetical things like, like, um...
00:10:47Like burning down the patriarchy.
00:10:50You know, in a casual way.
00:10:51Yeah.
00:10:52So this is your fault.
00:10:54What?
00:10:55Wow.
00:10:56First of all, thank you for thinking that we're that powerful.
00:10:58Whatever.
00:10:59Just undo it now.
00:11:01Wait, how do we know it's not your fault?
00:11:03Huh?
00:11:04Oh, no, no, no.
00:11:05Don't turn this back on me.
00:11:06I was with the most gorgeous woman on planet Earth last night.
00:11:11I wasn't thinking about anything but her.
00:11:15Where is she?
00:11:17Uh, um, she had to go all of a sudden, you know.
00:11:23Great.
00:11:24Just great.
00:11:25Yeah.
00:11:26What the hell do we do now?
00:11:33I love being a woman.
00:11:35I love being a man.
00:11:37I love being a woman.
00:11:39I love being a man.
00:11:41I am happy as a woman.
00:11:43I love being a man.
00:11:44I love being a woman.
00:11:45I love being a man.
00:11:47I love being a woman.
00:11:48I love being a man.
00:11:50I love being a woman.
00:11:54I love being a man.
00:11:55Oh, my God.
00:12:03Shit.
00:12:06It smells like shit in here.
00:12:08One, two, three, here we go.
00:12:18Ow!
00:12:20Ow!
00:12:21God!
00:12:24Ow.
00:12:25Oh, God.
00:12:28Okay, there has to be a way to switch you back.
00:12:31I'll do some research.
00:12:32What do we do until then?
00:12:35Pretend to be each other until we find the cure.
00:12:38No way.
00:12:39It's either that or we end up in the loony bin.
00:12:43We need to keep this a secret.
00:12:46Fine.
00:12:52I mean, maybe this is a really great opportunity to learn from each other, right?
00:13:00You know what?
00:13:01You're right, Rainy.
00:13:03I can do this.
00:13:05So can I.
00:13:06Okay, not a contest.
00:13:09I wish I could stay, but I'm going to be late for work.
00:13:12I've got to go.
00:13:13Oh, work.
00:13:14Right.
00:13:15Um.
00:13:16Have fun, you two.
00:13:16Okay, okay, um, there are a million things you need to do on my, your task list.
00:13:29You have to run the handsome report.
00:13:30You have to make 25 copies.
00:13:31You know we have interns that can handle all of that, right?
00:13:34They're not reliable.
00:13:37You need to learn to rely on other people.
00:13:39You can't control everything.
00:13:41Too much reliance leads to disappointment.
00:13:46You know, you have to trust your team if you want to be a leader.
00:13:52Yeah, well, maybe you should make some more room for other voices to be heard.
00:13:56What are you doing?
00:14:07I'm trying to get us back into our own bodies, okay?
00:14:10It's the only thing I can think of.
00:14:12Oh, maybe you need a protein shake.
00:14:14That always helps me think.
00:14:16Why don't you think of...
00:14:18Well, you know, there is, uh, one thing that we haven't tried yet.
00:14:26What?
00:14:28Maybe we should, um, take your friend's advice and make the most of our situation.
00:14:39Are you thinking of sex right now?
00:14:42Well, maybe it'll, maybe it'll reverse the spell.
00:14:44We should exhaust all of our options, don't you think?
00:14:47Oh, my God.
00:14:48Can you please, for one, stop thinking with your dick?
00:14:51Okay, well, obviously, I don't have one right now, so.
00:14:58Oh, God.
00:15:00Amazing.
00:15:01You're in a female body, and you continue to act like a fuckboy.
00:15:05You know, I actually take offense to that.
00:15:07I'm not a fuckboy.
00:15:08I have been nothing but honest to all of the gorgeous women that I have slept with.
00:15:14Oh, you're a softboy.
00:15:17That makes it even worse.
00:15:19You're letting women believe that you're a nice guy.
00:15:21Well, I'm not making women believe anything.
00:15:31Fuck.
00:15:32Um, she probably forgot something.
00:15:35We do that when we like someone.
00:15:37It's a common female trick.
00:15:38Well, um, just please be nice to her.
00:15:45I mean, she's really hot, so.
00:15:49Fine.
00:15:50I won't be mean to, what's her name?
00:15:52Just give me a minute.
00:15:58It's, um...
00:15:59Oh, my God.
00:16:00Go hide.
00:16:01Ugh.
00:16:01Hey.
00:16:18You.
00:16:19Sorry, I forgot my purse when I rushed out this morning.
00:16:22I'm sorry about this morning.
00:16:28I wasn't myself.
00:16:31Not gonna lie, you kind of scared me.
00:16:33It was like a little girl screaming.
00:16:36It was like nothing I've ever seen a grown man do before.
00:16:39Come on.
00:16:45Yeah, so, uh, my nervous system gets all out of whack when I'm hungover.
00:16:49Anyways.
00:16:50Here you go.
00:16:53Again, I'm...
00:16:54I didn't mean to scare you.
00:16:56I just...
00:16:57You're fine.
00:17:00It's actually kind of cute.
00:17:02And raw.
00:17:03Yeah?
00:17:05Yes, yes.
00:17:07Vulnerability is a core tenant of mine.
00:17:09Since we're being raw and vulnerable, I just want to let you know that I had a wonderful
00:17:14time last night.
00:17:16It was a time we had together.
00:17:20You just went so deep.
00:17:22Sharing your plans for our future and our soul connection.
00:17:27Really?
00:17:28Wow, that's quite the love bomb.
00:17:30No one has ever touched me like that.
00:17:33I think you need to know that JT did not mean any of that.
00:17:42Why are you referring to yourself in third person?
00:17:44It's weird.
00:17:46But hot.
00:17:47No, I'm trying to be honest with you and tell you that I did not mean any of those things.
00:17:54Are you serious right now?
00:17:56Wait!
00:18:00Wait!
00:18:00What's going on?
00:18:04What JT means is that he meant every word that he said last night and he is a really good
00:18:12guy.
00:18:13Who the hell are you?
00:18:14I'm JT.
00:18:16He's cousin.
00:18:20Nice try.
00:18:21You're just like the rest of them.
00:18:23What the fuck was that?
00:18:28Why couldn't you just do what I asked you to do?
00:18:31I'm sorry, but really?
00:18:33Soul connection.
00:18:34Future plans.
00:18:35You don't even know her name.
00:18:36Yes, I do.
00:18:37It's...
00:18:38Mer...
00:18:39Meron...
00:18:40Merelonic.
00:18:41No, you know what?
00:18:42There is no way I'm going to further your fuckboy agenda.
00:18:45No matter what.
00:18:45Sorry, bro.
00:18:47Fine.
00:18:48You think it's so easy to be a guy.
00:18:50Well, guess what?
00:18:52Good luck because you can figure it out on your own.
00:18:56Fine.
00:18:56I will.
00:18:57I don't need your help.
00:18:59Fine.
00:19:00We'll see who's the best at the office today.
00:19:02All your...
00:19:09My clothes are here, so you should leave.
00:19:17Fine.
00:19:18But I'm taking this with me.
00:19:32There's no way I'm going to use my energy to make JT look good.
00:19:39I'll do the opposite.
00:19:41I'll sabotage JT and make myself look great.
00:19:46Then, when I have my body back, I'll get the credit I deserve.
00:19:49And poor fuckboy won't suspect a thing.
00:19:59She thinks she can walk a day in my shoes?
00:20:01Yeah, no, I'll show her.
00:20:20Why is everything so...
00:20:24bright?
00:20:26Oh, God.
00:20:32Put these on.
00:20:34I can take it off, all right.
00:20:44Stay professional.
00:20:45There has to be something more comfortable in here.
00:21:05There has to be something more comfortable in here.
00:21:24Bingo.
00:21:25Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:21:45Hey there, Speed Racer.
00:21:47Hold your horses.
00:21:48Uh, excuse you.
00:21:50Excuse me?
00:21:51I need to see your badge, little missy.
00:21:54I've worked here for over a year.
00:21:56Come on, you know me, Hank.
00:21:57It's protocol.
00:21:58I do this with all the employees.
00:22:00You ain't nothing special.
00:22:02Unless you want to be.
00:22:05That's interesting.
00:22:06Because you've never stopped me...
00:22:08You've never stopped JT before.
00:22:11Your eyes.
00:22:20Are they green or hazel?
00:22:23They're blue.
00:22:24Can I go?
00:22:26Only if you smile for me.
00:22:36Are you sure that's right?
00:22:38Yep.
00:22:39Absolutely.
00:22:41But Kirsten says to do it this way.
00:22:44Don't listen to her.
00:22:45Just trust yourself.
00:22:47I just don't want to mess up,
00:22:49and I feel like I've been doing that a lot lately.
00:22:52Oh, I...
00:22:53Is that because of Kirsten?
00:22:55I just...
00:22:56I don't want to let her down.
00:23:00You're trying your best.
00:23:01It just takes some time to get it right.
00:23:04I mean, tell her that.
00:23:05She expects perfection.
00:23:10Well, I think she just knows
00:23:12how hard it can be for a woman to succeed.
00:23:15Sometimes you have to be better than perfect.
00:23:18I know.
00:23:19I just...
00:23:20She really hurt my feelings the other day.
00:23:24I'm sorry, Leah.
00:23:25I mean, I'm sure...
00:23:30She didn't mean it.
00:23:36Leah, that's highly, highly inappropriate.
00:23:41I'm sorry.
00:23:42I can't deny how I feel.
00:23:45And I don't think you can either.
00:23:46Leah, you know that office romances are forbidden here at work.
00:23:50Well, I can keep a secret.
00:23:51No, no, no, no, no.
00:23:52I can't.
00:23:53Wow.
00:23:55You look so hot holding that golf club.
00:23:58No.
00:23:58No.
00:23:59You're going to get us in some deep trouble.
00:24:01Deep.
00:24:02Just the way I like it.
00:24:04No, no, no, no, no.
00:24:04Leah.
00:24:05Am I interrupting something?
00:24:09Kirsten!
00:24:11Kirsten!
00:24:12Hi!
00:24:13I was just leaving
00:24:15to go take care of some photocopies.
00:24:18So, okay, I'll see you later.
00:24:22Bye.
00:24:24Thank God you're here.
00:24:26Oh, my God.
00:24:27What are you wearing?
00:24:28It's the only comfortable stay in your closet.
00:24:31That's my Beetlejuice Halloween costume from last year.
00:24:37That's ridiculous.
00:24:38Whatever.
00:24:39It has pockets.
00:24:42So, what was, uh, that about?
00:24:45She came on to me.
00:24:46Can you believe it?
00:24:47Uh, yeah.
00:24:50I'm hot.
00:24:53Oh, my God.
00:24:54Anyways.
00:24:56I have a favor to ask of you.
00:25:00Oh, my God.
00:25:02What is it?
00:25:05I want you to mentor me.
00:25:08Mentor you?
00:25:09Why?
00:25:10Look, I know you're good at your job, okay?
00:25:12And there's a lot
00:25:14that I can learn from
00:25:16a powerhouse like you.
00:25:21I mean it.
00:25:23Really.
00:25:25I've realized
00:25:26that if I want to be the best,
00:25:28I need to
00:25:29learn
00:25:30from
00:25:31the best.
00:25:31So,
00:25:33will you please
00:25:36mentor me?
00:25:42Okay.
00:25:43Fine.
00:25:43Yeah.
00:25:44I will mentor you.
00:25:46But
00:25:46no games, okay?
00:25:49No.
00:25:50Never.
00:25:51No more.
00:25:52And it's a no-brainer
00:25:55that with a surplus
00:25:57of engagement
00:25:58from all streaming devices,
00:26:00it will create success
00:26:02for all.
00:26:07Amazing.
00:26:09So insightful.
00:26:11Right?
00:26:11And
00:26:19there you are.
00:26:26Oh.
00:26:28No way.
00:26:29Come here.
00:26:29Come here.
00:26:30This is the best coffee
00:26:31I have ever had.
00:26:33Taste that.
00:26:37Coffee.
00:26:40Isn't she the best?
00:26:41Oh, my God.
00:26:59Hey.
00:27:00I was wondering,
00:27:02can you help me prep
00:27:03for my meeting with Rocky?
00:27:04I could really
00:27:05use your help.
00:27:07Yeah, of course.
00:27:10Amazing.
00:27:11You know what?
00:27:12What?
00:27:14Sorry.
00:27:16Sorry for what?
00:27:18I misjudged you.
00:27:20You're not too bad
00:27:20to work with.
00:27:25Today,
00:27:26today,
00:27:28I
00:27:28bring you
00:27:30our latest campaign.
00:27:31I have
00:27:34a revolutionary idea
00:27:36that will
00:27:37make us
00:27:38hundreds
00:27:39of dollars,
00:27:41thousands,
00:27:43millions
00:27:43of dollars.
00:27:46Sorry.
00:27:46I'm a little bit
00:27:47nervous today.
00:27:49It's okay, son.
00:27:50Just
00:27:50take your time.
00:27:52where was I?
00:27:57Uh,
00:27:57is it hot
00:28:00in here
00:28:00or what?
00:28:03Um,
00:28:04yeah,
00:28:05the campaign.
00:28:07You know what?
00:28:09I think
00:28:09I'm gonna pass
00:28:10this off
00:28:10to Kirsten.
00:28:12She has
00:28:12some very
00:28:13valuable
00:28:13input.
00:28:14As
00:28:21you
00:28:22compare
00:28:23numbers
00:28:24from last
00:28:25quarter
00:28:25to this
00:28:26quarter,
00:28:27our records
00:28:28indicate that
00:28:28most of our
00:28:29target audience
00:28:30responds more
00:28:31to nonverbal content
00:28:32like
00:28:33dancing
00:28:34or cool graphics.
00:28:35I'm sorry,
00:28:37darling.
00:28:37While I
00:28:38appreciate
00:28:39your coffee-making
00:28:40skills,
00:28:41I don't think
00:28:42you're qualified
00:28:42enough
00:28:43to do this
00:28:44presentation.
00:28:45Well, uh,
00:28:46sorry, sir,
00:28:47but
00:28:47you definitely
00:28:49thought so
00:28:50the other day
00:28:51in jujitsu.
00:28:53Excuse me?
00:28:56Uh,
00:28:56Kirsten's,
00:28:57uh,
00:28:58uh,
00:28:58actually the
00:28:58brains
00:28:59behind all
00:29:01of this.
00:29:02She told me
00:29:03and then I
00:29:03shared it with
00:29:04you the other
00:29:04day.
00:29:05Is that so?
00:29:06Yes.
00:29:07I mean,
00:29:08to be honest,
00:29:10I don't really
00:29:11do much.
00:29:12And I can't
00:29:13take the credit
00:29:13any longer.
00:29:14It's all her.
00:29:15Here you go.
00:29:18Oh,
00:29:18these are
00:29:19the wrong ones.
00:29:20Oh,
00:29:21sorry.
00:29:22Don't,
00:29:22don't blame
00:29:23yourself.
00:29:23It's,
00:29:24it's my
00:29:25mistake,
00:29:26but it's okay
00:29:28because
00:29:28Kirsten,
00:29:29I think she
00:29:30has the right
00:29:31ones.
00:29:32I didn't
00:29:33burn anything.
00:29:33Of course
00:29:35you did.
00:29:40Oh,
00:29:41Kirsten
00:29:44saves the
00:29:45day again.
00:29:47I don't
00:29:48know what
00:29:48I would do
00:29:48without you.
00:29:50We'd all
00:29:51be lost.
00:29:52Am I
00:29:52right?
00:29:55Oh,
00:29:56I'll save
00:29:57the day
00:29:58all right.
00:29:58JT,
00:30:03stop.
00:30:03You are
00:30:04being
00:30:04too
00:30:05humble.
00:30:06I learned
00:30:07everything
00:30:08from you.
00:30:09I am
00:30:09blown away
00:30:11by JT's
00:30:13brilliance.
00:30:15Oh,
00:30:16Kirsten,
00:30:17come on.
00:30:19We've all
00:30:19seen you put
00:30:20in the extra
00:30:21office hours.
00:30:22Meanwhile,
00:30:23I barely
00:30:24show up,
00:30:25and when I
00:30:25do,
00:30:25I'm practically
00:30:26asleep.
00:30:27You
00:30:28underestimate
00:30:29how valuable
00:30:30you are.
00:30:31You really
00:30:32should get
00:30:32a raise.
00:30:33You know
00:30:33what?
00:30:34I would
00:30:34love to
00:30:35give JT
00:30:3610%
00:30:37of my
00:30:38salary.
00:30:40No,
00:30:41no.
00:30:42I insist
00:30:42that you
00:30:43take all
00:30:44of my
00:30:44salary.
00:30:45I am
00:30:46not worthy
00:30:47of money
00:30:47at this
00:30:48point.
00:30:50That is
00:30:51ridiculous.
00:30:53You know
00:30:53what?
00:30:55I think
00:30:55I'm
00:30:55sleepy.
00:30:57because I
00:30:59haven't eaten
00:31:00breakfast yet.
00:31:01No,
00:31:02no,
00:31:02that is
00:31:02a lot
00:31:03of carbs!
00:31:05Not
00:31:06another one.
00:31:07I can't eat
00:31:08nothing all the
00:31:09time.
00:31:09Yes,
00:31:09you can!
00:31:15That's mine.
00:31:16No,
00:31:17that's mine.
00:31:18No,
00:31:19that's mine.
00:31:19Enough!
00:31:20meeting's over.
00:31:24Everyone out.
00:31:26You two
00:31:27stay.
00:31:30Sit.
00:31:34What is
00:31:36going on
00:31:37with you two?
00:31:37you haven't
00:31:39seemed like
00:31:40yourself
00:31:40since the
00:31:41promotion.
00:31:43Mr.
00:31:44Reisman...
00:31:44Oh,
00:31:45see,
00:31:45that's just
00:31:46what I'm
00:31:46talking about.
00:31:48JT,
00:31:49how many
00:31:50times have I
00:31:50told you
00:31:51to call me
00:31:52Rocky?
00:31:55Rocky,
00:31:56I can
00:31:58explain.
00:31:58It's
00:32:03stress.
00:32:06Pressure
00:32:07of it
00:32:07all.
00:32:08We really
00:32:09care about
00:32:10this new
00:32:10campaign.
00:32:11Well,
00:32:12figure it
00:32:12out,
00:32:13because
00:32:13this behavior
00:32:15is completely
00:32:16unacceptable.
00:32:19As
00:32:19head of the
00:32:20team,
00:32:20I take
00:32:21accountability.
00:32:24No,
00:32:24JT,
00:32:25it was also
00:32:25me.
00:32:26Not again!
00:32:27Stop it!
00:32:27This is
00:32:28both of
00:32:29your
00:32:29responsibilities,
00:32:31and if
00:32:31either of
00:32:32you
00:32:32continues
00:32:33this
00:32:33ruckus
00:32:34in front
00:32:34of the
00:32:34client
00:32:34next
00:32:35week,
00:32:35you
00:32:36will
00:32:36both
00:32:36be
00:32:37out
00:32:37of
00:32:37jobs.
00:32:39Do I
00:32:40make
00:32:40myself
00:32:40clear?
00:32:52Maybe
00:32:52we took
00:32:53it too
00:32:53far.
00:32:54Just a
00:32:54tad.
00:32:56But
00:32:56gotta
00:32:59admit,
00:32:59I like
00:32:59your
00:33:00strategy.
00:33:00It was
00:33:00kind of
00:33:01brilliant.
00:33:04Yeah,
00:33:05you definitely
00:33:05gave me a
00:33:06run for
00:33:06my money.
00:33:07I've never
00:33:08seen someone
00:33:08eat that
00:33:09fast.
00:33:10I do
00:33:10miss
00:33:10carbs.
00:33:12Look,
00:33:13who knows
00:33:14how much
00:33:14longer we
00:33:15might be
00:33:15stuck in
00:33:16these bodies.
00:33:17We might
00:33:17as well
00:33:18work together.
00:33:20For real
00:33:20this time.
00:33:25Just
00:33:26until
00:33:26everything
00:33:26goes back
00:33:27to
00:33:27normal.
00:33:27Just
00:33:28until
00:33:28everything
00:33:28goes back
00:33:29to
00:33:33normal.
00:33:33I
00:33:35don't
00:33:36have
00:33:36to
00:33:36go
00:33:37to
00:33:38go
00:33:38to
00:33:39to
00:33:40to
00:33:41to
00:33:42to
00:33:43to
00:33:44to
00:33:45to
00:34:16No. That's too much. Let me show you. Are you here? See that? Is that what I did? No. Simple. Less is more. Structure is key. Like this? Not bad. I know.
00:34:46With the grave. With the grave. You know I've been shaving my legs since I was 13, right?
00:34:52The best part is when you can sync all the devices to the cloud and then bam, it's all done for you. Just like that.
00:35:09Oh. It's Saturday night. Can we do something fun?
00:35:14What are you talking about? This is fun.
00:35:16You need help.
00:35:18Okay, we can't drop the ball. Our presentation is next week, so we should keep prepping.
00:35:23Ugh. We have been at it all day. Can't we take a break?
00:35:29Hey! How you doing, my guy?
00:35:44Pre-game time?
00:35:46What?
00:35:47We're going out.
00:35:49Why?
00:35:49What do you mean, why? Hello? Too many chicks, too little time.
00:35:54Let's go.
00:35:58Oh, shit. Um, sorry. Am I interrupting something?
00:36:03No, we were just working.
00:36:05Working?
00:36:06It was Saturday evening. Yeah, right. Come on.
00:36:09Do you help back?
00:36:10Yeah.
00:36:11No.
00:36:11No, no, no. I'm going to go. I'm going to go.
00:36:14No, no, no, no, no, no. You know what? You're right. Let's go out and pick up babes, you know?
00:36:22Yeah?
00:36:22Yeah.
00:36:23Okay.
00:36:25Fuck yeah, let's have some fun!
00:36:28Okay!
00:36:29You're the man.
00:36:32Yeah.
00:36:32You can hang, dude.
00:36:41All right, bro. Whoever gets the most fun numbers wins a hundred bucks.
00:36:44Hey, uh, you don't have to play.
00:36:49Watch how a real lady plays this game.
00:36:52Deal.
00:36:53You're on.
00:36:55Kirsten, I swear to God, don't make me look like an ass. I have a reputation to uphold, okay?
00:37:01Relax. If anybody knows women, it's me, all right?
00:37:05Hey, gorgeous. Can I buy you a drink?
00:37:08No, no. Let me buy you a drink.
00:37:10No, come on.
00:37:11Buy us.
00:37:12Well, gentlemen, I think you both can buy me a drink.
00:37:16Bargy, two whiskeys, me.
00:37:18And in the wise words of my hero, Brene Brown, vulnerability is our most accurate measure of courage.
00:37:30And then what happened?
00:37:32I kept the kittens.
00:37:34Oh, my.
00:37:35I mean, I needed them as much as they needed me.
00:37:38Oh, my goodness.
00:37:40Of course, of course, of course they did.
00:37:43You are so very brave.
00:37:49Call me.
00:37:50Of course.
00:37:50That was so funny.
00:38:05Oh, yeah, yeah, let us help you. Oh, goodness.
00:38:10Oh, my God, your skin is, like, flawless.
00:38:13Oh, right? So glassy.
00:38:16You're, like, so pretty.
00:38:20Are you guys having a good time tonight?
00:38:23It's all right.
00:38:24No great guys.
00:38:26Except that really hot gay guy that we gave our numbers to.
00:38:29Oh, careful, don't blink.
00:38:31Wait, wait.
00:38:33What hot gay guy?
00:38:36Oh, that one near the pool table in the gray suit.
00:38:39I think he's in some bet with a douche, so we helped him out.
00:38:43So obvious.
00:38:46Well done.
00:38:47Have a good night.
00:38:51Nice.
00:38:51Bye.
00:38:53Okay, come.
00:38:54I need powder.
00:38:55Me too.
00:38:56I'm a mess here.
00:38:58I'm too tired.
00:38:59Nice.
00:39:22Nice.
00:39:22Nice.
00:39:29Well, your little touchy-feely, sensitive guy acts made everyone in this bar think that
00:39:38I was gay.
00:39:40Trust me, if anyone knows women, it's me.
00:39:43Oh, my God.
00:39:44I should have known that this was just another one of your little games.
00:39:47Oh, don't act so high and mighty.
00:39:49It's not like you don't play games.
00:39:51I do not.
00:39:52Really?
00:39:52So this push-up bra is being completely honest because, uh, trust me, I've seen the good.
00:39:59And this is definitely some creative marketing.
00:40:04How dare you, you ridiculous little disgusting-
00:40:08Excuse me.
00:40:09Is this guy bothering you?
00:40:12Oh, no, I'm fine.
00:40:13We were just, you know, having a little conversation.
00:40:15I'm not talking to you, buddy.
00:40:19Aw, it is so nice of you to be concerned.
00:40:24I'm actually okay right now, but if I need anything, I'll come find you.
00:40:29So you better be nice to me, or I'll get you kicked out.
00:40:35No, I think that you owe me a drink.
00:40:37Oh, God.
00:40:37Hey, you've had enough, okay?
00:40:39You're going to regret it tomorrow.
00:40:40Oh, but it's Saturday, and you made me work all day.
00:40:43I want to have fun.
00:40:46Did you say that you wanted fun?
00:40:49Because I, too, I enjoy fun.
00:40:51I think we should get a drink.
00:40:53Yeah, man.
00:40:54Ready?
00:40:54Let's go get a drink.
00:40:55Let's go drink in the bar.
00:40:56Let's get it.
00:40:57Yeah.
00:41:00Okay, you want a drink?
00:41:01Oh.
00:41:02Tell me, tell me.
00:41:02Well, in that case, make it a double.
00:41:05Triple.
00:41:06I love being a woman.
00:41:09Oh, shit.
00:41:10Oh, shit.
00:41:11Whoa, man, that is my drink.
00:41:31My bro got it for me.
00:41:32Yeah, your bro just roofied your drink.
00:41:36No, what?
00:41:36No, I didn't.
00:41:37Okay, then drink it yourself.
00:41:40Come on.
00:41:41Let's get out of here.
00:41:42Come on.
00:41:42No, no, no.
00:41:42She's not going anywhere with you.
00:41:43Mind your own business, JT.
00:41:44Come on.
00:41:45Come on.
00:41:45Let's go have some fun.
00:41:46Let's go have some fun.
00:41:48Come on.
00:41:48Look, I'm not sure that I want to.
00:41:51Come on.
00:41:52Look, come on, please.
00:41:54Just leave me alone, man.
00:41:55Come on.
00:41:55Get your hands off my body, creep.
00:41:58Whoa.
00:41:59Oh, my God.
00:42:00I always wanted to do that.
00:42:03I think my hand is broken.
00:42:04Hey, hey, hey, you all right?
00:42:08You okay?
00:42:09Oh, hey, it's me.
00:42:10Mm-hmm.
00:42:11Hey, come on.
00:42:12All you lot, out now.
00:42:15Okay, come on.
00:42:15Go on, get out.
00:42:16Yes.
00:42:16Yes, sir.
00:42:17Yes, sir.
00:42:18I got your bag.
00:42:18Oh, wait.
00:42:19That's my little purse.
00:42:20My little tiny bag.
00:42:22Come on.
00:42:23He's scary.
00:42:23He's scary.
00:42:24He's scary.
00:42:27I don't even know why I hang out with that guy.
00:42:30I mean, he's such a jerk.
00:42:32Look, all the ladies in the restroom were so much nicer to me than all of my so-called friends.
00:42:43I just, I don't want you to think that I'm like him.
00:42:49Okay?
00:42:49Hey, I don't want to be a bad guy.
00:42:53You're not a bad guy, J.T.
00:43:06But you're definitely not a lady.
00:43:10Oh, my God.
00:43:11That is so gross.
00:43:13No.
00:43:14Oh.
00:43:16Come on.
00:43:17Oh, come on.
00:43:18Oh, then.
00:43:19Oh, no, no, no.
00:43:19This way.
00:43:19This way.
00:43:20Oh, this way.
00:43:21I didn't know you were such a light.
00:43:35Women metabolize alcohol slower than men.
00:43:38Everyone knows that.
00:43:39Oh.
00:43:40Look, while you're in my body, you need to think more like a woman, which means you have
00:43:45to think about your safety more.
00:43:46I already feel bad enough.
00:43:51As it is, you can stop lecturing me.
00:43:55I don't want anything bad to happen to my body while you're using it.
00:44:00Okay, well, you made everybody think that I was gay.
00:44:05So what?
00:44:07There's nothing wrong with being gay.
00:44:09Of course there's nothing wrong with being gay.
00:44:12That's not the point.
00:44:13The point is that I am not gay.
00:44:16So while you're in my body, I would appreciate it if you would act accordingly.
00:44:23Unless you're admitting that it's harder to be a man than you thought.
00:44:29Nope.
00:44:31Good.
00:44:32Because you have a jujitsu session with Rocky Wiseman tomorrow morning.
00:44:36Don't embarrass me, okay?
00:44:49Just try to be tougher.
00:44:53I work out all the time.
00:44:55I'm in great shape, as you can see.
00:44:58I got this.
00:44:59This isn't hot yoga, okay?
00:45:02This is Brazilian jiu-jitsu.
00:45:03Are you prepared to kill or be killed?
00:45:06Oh my god, your face!
00:45:14I'm just kidding, man.
00:45:15The worst that's going to happen is you're going to get a face full of Rocky's crotch.
00:45:19That's not funny.
00:45:24Kirsten, I wasn't expecting to see you, but I'm glad to see the two of you are getting along.
00:45:29Never better.
00:45:30Now, are you ready to spar?
00:45:38Uh-huh.
00:45:40I mean, uh, fucking A right, brah.
00:45:44Are we going to do this or not, JT?
00:46:00You can't keep running away from this.
00:46:03Look, I don't want a face full of his crotch, okay?
00:46:06Just follow my directions, you put your left arm around his neck, or you step your right
00:46:13leg between his legs, and then just let gravity do the rest.
00:46:19I don't think I can.
00:46:20I can't do this.
00:46:20You listen to me.
00:46:21You are a big, strong man who can bench 225 on a bad day.
00:46:25You can take down Grandpa Wiseman.
00:46:27No problem.
00:46:29Now get out there.
00:46:31Keep some ass.
00:46:39What?
00:46:39What?
00:46:40Ow!
00:46:46Sorry.
00:46:50Ow!
00:46:50Ow!
00:46:50Ow!
00:46:57Will you relax?
00:47:06You'll still be able to have children.
00:47:08Well, who said anything about children?
00:47:10I just don't want to be permanently damaged.
00:47:14Ow!
00:47:15Oh, God!
00:47:17You can throw up if you want to.
00:47:20No one would say anything.
00:47:21It is the worst pain in the world.
00:47:24I mean, don't get me wrong.
00:47:26I mean, it's bad.
00:47:27But definitely not the worst pain in the world.
00:47:31What could be worse?
00:47:35Here you go.
00:47:36Oh.
00:47:37I hope I didn't hurt you too badly there, JT.
00:47:41You know, I hate to gloat, but this is the first time I've bested you.
00:47:47I think that keto is really making a difference in my core strength.
00:47:53Well, I wouldn't say you bested JT so much as you sucker punched him in the dick.
00:48:01Well, I hope you fully recover for the big presentation.
00:48:06We are counting on you to land this account with the Weatherstone Camp Pack.
00:48:11I'm so excited.
00:48:12I've actually revamped the entire color scheme of the presentation.
00:48:15I'm thinking red, brown, and beige.
00:48:17Great, great.
00:48:19Let's cold plunge.
00:48:20I want to set a new record today.
00:48:22Four minutes.
00:48:23First, we purposely tried to hurt each other.
00:48:34And then we sat in a barrel of freezing cold water.
00:48:38Like, it's literal torture.
00:48:40Oh, and the shrinkage?
00:48:42It's real.
00:48:43Ugh, gross.
00:48:44Doesn't he have anything other than protein powder?
00:48:50But I'm impressed with how seriously JT takes it.
00:48:54You know, it's kind of weird to want to choke out your boss, but at least he's dedicated.
00:49:01I think I underestimated him.
00:49:03Oh, no.
00:49:21Here we go.
00:49:23Hansy Hank, ruining another morning.
00:49:27Have a nice day, sir.
00:49:30Oh.
00:49:33Hank, not today.
00:49:34I'm in a hurry.
00:49:35You can't hurry, love, babe.
00:49:47I'm gonna...
00:49:48I'm gonna kill you!
00:49:51Cover days!
00:49:55You cannot behave like that in public.
00:49:57Me?
00:49:58What about him?
00:49:59Look, I know it's unfair.
00:50:01I've complained so many times.
00:50:02But it just doesn't work that way.
00:50:05What?
00:50:07Oh, no.
00:50:07I'm...
00:50:08I'll just...
00:50:09I'll go file another complaint.
00:50:11It's not...
00:50:12I'm sorry.
00:50:14I just...
00:50:15I don't know what's wrong with me.
00:50:17I've just been crying all morning over the dumbest shit, like, spilling my coffee.
00:50:21And, like, I can't help you with a couple holding hands.
00:50:25I have, like, the worst pain in the world.
00:50:27And my head hurts so bad.
00:50:28I don't know what's wrong with me.
00:50:30Oh, it's...
00:50:32It's your time of the month, buddy.
00:50:36What?
00:50:38How many hours does this last?
00:50:41Try a week.
00:50:43Oh, no.
00:50:45No, put me out of my misery.
00:50:47Okay, all right.
00:50:49Okay.
00:50:49Shh.
00:50:51This will help.
00:50:52I'll admit, this is harder than I thought it would be.
00:50:59What if we never turn back?
00:51:03Then we'll get through it together.
00:51:09I'm so sorry I've been such a jerk to you.
00:51:12I feel so good.
00:51:27I don't know why you don't do it all the time for him.
00:51:31I know.
00:51:31Yes.
00:51:31Okay, pull yourself together, okay?
00:51:41We can get ice cream and cry later.
00:51:43Right now, I need you to help me land this campaign.
00:51:47You don't need me.
00:51:50I'm just a clown with nice abs.
00:51:53That's not true, okay?
00:51:55You work hard, and you push me to be better.
00:52:01I've learned a lot from you about teamwork, and I need you for this.
00:52:07Do you need that?
00:52:09Yes.
00:52:17Let's get to work.
00:52:18Okay.
00:52:19Okay?
00:52:19Okay.
00:52:20What was Campac's total advertising budget last year?
00:52:25Uh, 53% of revenue.
00:52:30What if we use social media to increase ROI?
00:52:32By decreasing overall budget.
00:52:34Exactly.
00:52:36But not like traditional influencers that you have to pay.
00:52:38No, we need something more immediate.
00:52:41A customized photopop filter that users can add to their videos free.
00:52:48Instead of a handful of influencers, you have thousands of real people advertising for you.
00:52:53It's brilliant.
00:52:54Yeah, if we can think of something clever enough to go viral.
00:52:58You will.
00:53:01We'll do it together.
00:53:02Who's General Langston?
00:53:19My father.
00:53:19My father can be a very difficult man to deal with, so just say less.
00:53:40Are you sure meeting him now is a good idea with everything going on?
00:53:45What exactly is going on, Junior?
00:53:47Who the hell is this?
00:53:50Uh, this is Kirsten Danfield.
00:53:53She's my work colleague.
00:53:54And we were in the middle of said work when we got your message, and he, she hasn't eaten, so...
00:54:01I was very hungry, sir!
00:54:03Okay, we thought that we would start with the...
00:54:07Hi there, um, I'd like the, um...
00:54:09Like two New York strip steaks, medium rare, Caesar salad with grilled salmon, and water for the table.
00:54:14No bread.
00:54:15Sounds great.
00:54:18I love Caesar salad.
00:54:21Don't be ridiculous.
00:54:22You're having a steak.
00:54:23Well, Dad, um, it's been...
00:54:29How long has it been?
00:54:30A year.
00:54:31Probably.
00:54:33And Kirsten knows this because...
00:54:35I handle JT's calendar.
00:54:37But she's not my secretary, she's a junior partner.
00:54:40Yes, I am a great gal, very smart, but we're talking about JT right now, remember?
00:54:47Yes.
00:54:49And I just got a big promotion at work.
00:54:52Yeah, I'm leading an important, uh, campaign pitch to Weatherstone Campac Limited.
00:54:57They're global leaders in photography.
00:54:59It's a pretty big deal.
00:54:59Advertising convinces people to throw their money away on trash.
00:55:04They're hardly saving the world.
00:55:06But I'm more than just my job.
00:55:10I'm disciplined.
00:55:11I work out.
00:55:12I eat well.
00:55:14I'm becoming a really...
00:55:16good guy.
00:55:17It's actually transformative and beautiful to watch.
00:55:24I mean, um, that's what I've been told.
00:55:29And here I thought I raised a man.
00:55:31You sound like a sissy.
00:55:33Excuse me?
00:55:34I knew your mother coddled you too much when you were young.
00:55:37Don't bring mother...
00:55:39JT's mother into this.
00:55:41She was a saint.
00:55:45Probably.
00:55:47Actually, vulnerability is what makes me a real man.
00:55:51While you are nothing but a cliche of toxic masculinity, it's pretty pathetic.
00:55:56How dare you speak to me that way?
00:56:01Sir, I think what your son means to say is that masculinity is a spectrum.
00:56:08I don't need some secretary's opinion.
00:56:10She's a junior partner.
00:56:13And you should listen.
00:56:14You actually might learn something.
00:56:17That was intense.
00:56:29I told you not to engage.
00:56:32You and your dad really need to talk.
00:56:34No!
00:56:35We don't.
00:56:37Okay, great plan.
00:56:38If you want to become General 2.0...
00:56:40Oh, and what about you, Miss Perfect?
00:56:42So anal retentive that even the smallest mistake can send you into convulsion.
00:56:47You have no idea what it's like to be me.
00:56:49Yes, I do!
00:56:51And I'll admit, it's hard.
00:56:54But it's hard to be me too.
00:56:59And I'm still on my period.
00:57:12I'm still on.
00:57:21I'm still on my website.
00:57:30No matter who the suspect left...
00:57:31I've not been working because I'm trying to put my guard back.
00:57:35No matter how about you, Miss Fitzgerald,
00:57:36I'm trying to get married.
00:57:38Everyone's trying to get married before
00:57:40I prefer too much.
00:57:41I don't know.
00:58:11Uh, uh, hey, I just wanted to talk to you about what we
00:58:41Kirsten, I do not appreciate the way you treated me the other day
00:58:53You really hurt my feelings
00:58:56Kirsten agrees
00:59:00She was so hard on you and she's sorry
00:59:04And her perfectionism is just a cover for her insecurity
00:59:09But you're perfect, everything comes so easy to you
00:59:14Um, I, I mean Kirsten, um, has learned that it's not easy for anyone
00:59:28So, she wants you to be a part of the presentation to the client
00:59:34Yes, and she's going to give you an opportunity to shine
00:59:37Thank you, Kirsten
00:59:38I promise I won't let you down
00:59:40And I have the cutest hot pink bandeau top to freshen up your look before the big meeting
00:59:44Great
00:59:46Hey
00:59:52I meant what I said
00:59:54No one has it easy, not even you
00:59:57I appreciate that
00:59:59And
01:00:00You might be right about me having to talk to my father
01:00:04I
01:00:05Hope to get there someday
01:00:08Are you ready to knock Weatherstone Camp Pax socks off?
01:00:18Ever end up, uh, color-coding that presentation?
01:00:20Yes, I did
01:00:21Our plan for Weatherstone Camp Pax new advertising campaign
01:00:45focuses on expanding your customer base to women
01:00:49The most exciting component to the plan is the photopop filter for social media platforms
01:01:00It allows users to overlay friends and family members' pictures to their videos
01:01:08Why would women want to advertise with us?
01:01:14Actually, you've heard a lot from me
01:01:21So I'm going to throw it over to my team
01:01:23Kirsten and Leah
01:01:25As a member of Gen Z, I can tell you we love posting to social media
01:01:31The photopop filter is a digital way to walk in someone else's shoes
01:01:37It builds connection
01:01:40This plan is a slam dunk
01:01:43Choose us and we'll prove it
01:01:46This isn't what I was expecting
01:01:50I'll need more time to consider before I'm willing to invest millions
01:01:55Can we discuss more over dinner tonight?
01:01:59Yes
01:02:01Great job, JT
01:02:12We're one step closer
01:02:13Make sure you seal the deal with Branson Weatherstone tonight at dinner
01:02:17So, unfortunately, I won't be able to make dinner tonight
01:02:21While I'm very committed to this project, I need to maintain a work-life balance
01:02:26Also, I have a date with a Peruvian underwear model
01:02:29Oh, I hope you understand, JT
01:02:34Oh, you're great
01:02:37But I just don't think it'll work out between us
01:02:41Benicio is just more of my generation
01:02:43And I feel like we connect on a deeper soul level
01:02:47I get it
01:02:50It's a soul connection
01:02:53Oh, Kirsten, let me know if you want me to lend you something more contemporary for tonight
01:03:00Thank you so much
01:03:02Of course
01:03:02Happy to help
01:03:04Go team
01:03:13You don't have to come tonight either
01:03:15If you're feeling too tired
01:03:18Well, I thought you said that we were a team
01:03:21Yeah, but I know that you've been working a lot
01:03:24And you value your free time
01:03:26You just want to spend the evening alone with Branson Weatherstone
01:03:31What?
01:03:36Oh, don't play dumb
01:03:38You were practically drooling over him as we walked in
01:03:40I wasn't drooling
01:03:42He's a handsome, successful man
01:03:50And while that may be enough for some women, I need more
01:03:53Besides, I have enough on my plate right now
01:03:58Without having to add romantic complications to the list
01:04:01Oh
01:04:05You're jealous
01:04:08I am not jealous
01:04:09Okay, whatever you say
01:04:12I just think we work better as a team
01:04:15Okay
01:04:16And I'll see you at dinner
01:04:18Well, try not to drool over the table
01:04:21Photography was really my late wife's passion
01:04:36After she passed, I had the opportunity to sell the company
01:04:40But ultimately decided to keep it
01:04:42For my two daughters to take over someday
01:04:45I'm so sorry about your wife
01:04:49Thank you
01:04:50Thank you
01:04:51You see, Weatherstone Campback is a family company at heart
01:04:57That's why I take every decision so seriously
01:05:01It's for my girls' futures
01:05:03Kirsten, I'm sure you understand as a woman in business how hard it could be
01:05:09We absolutely understand
01:05:12More than you know, don't we, Kirsten?
01:05:16You don't agree?
01:05:18Look
01:05:18Money talks and bullshit walks
01:05:21Your company needs to stay relevant in order to survive
01:05:25We are the only two people that can help you with that
01:05:28Um, what, what, um, what Kirsten means is that
01:05:31I've heard enough
01:05:34I'll let you know my decision tomorrow
01:05:38Thank you
01:05:52Cheers
01:05:54Come on, that was brilliant
01:06:00You set them up, I knock them down
01:06:02If by knock them down, you mean lose the whole deal?
01:06:06Sure
01:06:06You just offended the man's whole belief system
01:06:11Please, I know when a man is talking out of his ass because a woman is present
01:06:15Just trust me on this
01:06:19What if you're wrong and we lose the deal?
01:06:23Then I'll take responsibility
01:06:25That's easy for you to say, but I'm the one in charge
01:06:27Well, once we're back in our bodies, then no one will blame you
01:06:31What if we never go back?
01:06:36Then like you said, we'll get through it together
01:06:39Yeah, but then I'll be stuck with these abs that don't quit
01:06:50Well, at least you won't be cursed with this incredibly soft skin
01:06:58What about these dimples?
01:07:03Gross
01:07:03These awful, powdy lips
01:07:08We're so estable
01:07:11All goals
01:07:11Thanks for letting me know in our bodies
01:07:12You've been есть
01:07:13And I know that she's having a long gone
01:07:13We'll be fucking
01:07:14What if I should
01:07:14Water you
01:07:15And I know that he's going anywhere
01:07:15Yeah, all the time
01:07:17We'll be doingDB
01:07:17And I know that's
01:07:18All foods
01:07:18It's
01:07:19non-podcast
01:07:19Yeah, all the time
01:07:19See you
01:07:21ів
01:07:38I'm sorry.
01:07:48Yeah, it's a little weird, right?
01:07:50Yeah, I didn't want to say anything, but yeah, a little bit.
01:07:55Yeah.
01:07:57Part of me is curious.
01:07:58Oh, yeah, no, me too.
01:08:00I just don't think I can do it right now.
01:08:03Under different circumstances, I would love to.
01:08:07Yeah, yeah, me too.
01:08:08I guess I should probably go home now.
01:08:15Haven't you learned anything?
01:08:19You can't go out there alone at this hour.
01:08:23I'll sleep on the couch.
01:08:25It's your apartment, after all.
01:08:27Or we could share the bed.
01:08:31If that's not too weird, the couch is kind of lumpy.
01:08:35Sure, yeah.
01:08:37Yeah.
01:08:37This might be strange to say, but...
01:08:51I wouldn't want to go through this with anyone but you.
01:08:55Me neither.
01:09:17I'm...
01:09:18I'm sorry.
01:09:23How'd you sleep?
01:09:26Uh...
01:09:27Soundly?
01:09:29I guess.
01:09:31Yeah.
01:09:32Same.
01:09:33You know, I've...
01:09:38I've never had just a sleepover with a woman before.
01:09:45Yeah.
01:09:47I'm sure it was super weird for you.
01:09:49Oh, no.
01:09:50Kirsten, that's not what...
01:09:52Russ wants to see me right away.
01:10:00Russ wants to see me right away.
01:10:07Me too.
01:10:08We take sexual harassment very seriously here at Elwood Group
01:10:22and have implemented a zero-tolerance policy.
01:10:25I want to be very clear.
01:10:28I mean business.
01:10:30Unfortunately, my many warnings have gone unheeded.
01:10:35And I'm forced to let the guilty party go.
01:10:38So, I've decided to fire Hank, the security guard.
01:10:45I've gotten too many complaints, including from the both of you,
01:10:48to let this go and check any longer.
01:10:51Please, accept my apologies.
01:10:53That has taken so long to rid the company of this menace.
01:10:57Of course, sir.
01:10:58We understand.
01:10:59We are both big fans of the due process.
01:11:03Okay.
01:11:04Well, thank you.
01:11:06And, uh, my door's always open.
01:11:14I was worried that he was on to us.
01:11:23Us.
01:11:24JT.
01:11:25There is no us.
01:11:27There is no us.
01:11:29We just had friendly conversation, a platonic sleepover.
01:11:33Nothing more.
01:11:35But it was more.
01:11:37I've never felt that close with anyone before.
01:11:43We both just got caught up in the moment.
01:11:46And I know that we don't want to lose our jobs.
01:11:49I don't care about my job.
01:11:51I care about you.
01:11:53Yeah, that's easy for you to say.
01:11:54You've never had to fight to be taken seriously professionally.
01:11:57For all your talk about feelings, you're scared of your own.
01:12:02I'm finally getting traction in my career, and I don't want anything to jeopardize that.
01:12:07But why don't you get that?
01:12:08Wow.
01:12:09It is surreal to hear the same bullshit speech I have given so many women.
01:12:16Thank you for showing me how cold I've been.
01:12:18I only wish that I could do the same for you.
01:12:25Just the team I wanted to see.
01:12:28Congratulations.
01:12:29I want you to handle Camp X new campaign.
01:12:33Oh my, that's terrific news.
01:12:37Thank you, Mr. Weatherstone.
01:12:40And Kirsten, I want you to lead it.
01:12:47You make quite an impression on me at dinner.
01:12:50I appreciate your insight and feel like you're the best choice to lead a campaign.
01:12:55JT, I'm sure you'll fully support her in this leadership position.
01:13:03Great.
01:13:04Kirsten, meet me in an hour for our first official kickoff meeting.
01:13:07I guess you were right.
01:13:15It's not the boys' club holding me back, it's me.
01:13:18You know that's not true.
01:13:20Do I?
01:13:21You're still in charge, but this time in my body.
01:13:24So, what does that say?
01:13:31It says that we landed this campaign together.
01:13:35You did all the behind-the-scenes work and allowed me to shine in the moment.
01:13:42No one deserves this promotion more than you.
01:13:50I can't tell you how much it means for you to say that.
01:13:58I feel like we finally see each other.
01:14:05I've never felt this way before.
01:14:10Me neither.
01:14:13I'm sorry.
01:14:15You were right.
01:14:16I am scared.
01:14:19But I feel it too.
01:14:29What's going on here?
01:14:30Ross, um...
01:14:31I was just, uh, congratulating Kirsten on her promotion.
01:14:37You must think I'm an idiot.
01:14:38I know sexual harassment when I see it.
01:14:41Thank God I was here.
01:14:42Kirsten, are you okay?
01:14:44I was, uh, no, I wasn't her.
01:14:45Yes, she was.
01:14:49Ross, thank you for saving me.
01:14:54JT, this is a violation of our zero tolerance policy.
01:14:58I demand that you leave.
01:15:00Immediately.
01:15:01But I was, I was...
01:15:02Don't make me call security.
01:15:20Kirsten, wait.
01:15:21Leave me alone, JT.
01:15:23You got me fired.
01:15:24Isn't that enough?
01:15:24Wait, Kirsten, let me, let me explain.
01:15:27No, I get it.
01:15:29You buttered me up with all these nice words
01:15:31and then you stabbed me in the back.
01:15:32If I hadn't told Ross that you were harassing me,
01:15:34then we both would have gotten fired.
01:15:36Oh, that would have been so rough for you, I guess.
01:15:38Listen to me.
01:15:44I didn't want you to get fired
01:15:45because when we're back in our rightful bodies,
01:15:47you will still have a job.
01:15:50You deserve everything that you have worked so hard for, Kirsten.
01:15:56How do you know we're going to change back?
01:15:58Because you made me a better person.
01:16:01And I have to believe
01:16:02that that means that something magical is going to happen.
01:16:08You made me a better person, too.
01:16:09I don't know.
01:16:17I have to believe
01:16:18that it is going to happen to me,
01:16:19because I know I'll bet you there's no good
01:16:19in this way.
01:16:20You have to believe
01:16:21that that works,
01:16:22and so kind of the thing turns out,
01:16:23because you're not going to be ahead.
01:16:24But you're not going to be able
01:16:24to make me a better job than the other person,
01:16:25but you're not going to get yourớt.
01:16:25It takes me a better person.
01:16:26It takes me a better person.
01:16:27Unless you will,
01:16:29it takes you alone.
01:16:31You will, it takes me,
01:16:32but he knows what I have been to certains players.
01:16:33After that,
01:16:34it takes me I kill behind you,
01:16:34but it takes me,
01:16:35my feet and my heart.
01:16:36I see my heart-toe craft.
01:16:37It's still a lot more...
01:16:38I eat.
01:16:39JT?
01:16:50Pearson?
01:16:55We're back.
01:16:57Yeah.
01:16:57I have to go tell Rainey.
01:16:59No, no, no, no.
01:17:00You have to meet with Branson Weatherstone, and you have to go over the promotion details.
01:17:04I am not prepared.
01:17:06Yes, you are.
01:17:07You know it, and I know it.
01:17:08Now go show that guy who's boss.
01:17:11Technically.
01:17:13Wait.
01:17:15Where are you going?
01:17:16Well, now that I'm back in my body, I have some of my own unfinished business to take care of.
01:17:32On second thought, I will take the stairs.
01:17:38Junior?
01:17:45Junior?
01:17:46Sir.
01:17:49What's a big emergency?
01:17:51I fly out in 1900 hours.
01:17:52I wanted to apologize how things went down, sir.
01:17:59I'm glad to hear you've come to your senses.
01:18:02I'm sorry for how the message was delivered, but I'm not sorry for the message itself.
01:18:10I'm not ashamed to talk about how I feel.
01:18:13You know, you know, your generation of men has really gone soft.
01:18:19Jesus.
01:18:21Don't you get tired of pretending to be so tough all the time?
01:18:27Can't we just talk?
01:18:28After your mother died, I felt lost for a long time.
01:18:40I didn't know.
01:18:47You never wanted to talk about her.
01:18:49It was because it hurt too much.
01:18:52And I was suddenly left to raise a teenager on my own.
01:18:56Yeah.
01:18:57And I was an easy kid to deal with.
01:19:02And I was terrified of messing it up too.
01:19:05I think that's why I thought being hard was the best way to teach you strength.
01:19:12But I...
01:19:13I didn't feel strong.
01:19:27I miss her too, Dad.
01:19:35I think you got something in your eye.
01:19:37It's just, um, allergies.
01:19:41No, I actually find a good cry to be deeply cathartic.
01:19:45Don't be ridiculous.
01:19:47I just need a stiff drink.
01:19:52Bring my father a whiskey neat.
01:19:54Make it a double.
01:19:57My son and I have to make up for lost time.
01:20:00Now explain to me exactly why you're unemployed.
01:20:05Waiter, make that two double whiskeys.
01:20:09Thanks.
01:20:11The PhotoPop app is going to bring a whole world of photography to young women like your daughters.
01:20:19More wine.
01:20:19Oh, I'm good.
01:20:21Thanks.
01:20:21But while film photography has predominantly been a male-dominated field,
01:20:30data shows that young women and people of color have been...
01:20:35Kirsten, you don't need to keep fishing me.
01:20:39I'm sold.
01:20:40You did an amazing job.
01:20:42And I'm thrilled to be working with you.
01:20:44I really can't take all the credit.
01:20:47It was a group endeavor.
01:20:49Oh, you're being entirely too modest.
01:20:51You're clearly the superstar.
01:20:53You're brilliant.
01:20:56Yeah, if we can think of something to go viral...
01:20:59You will.
01:21:00We'll do it together.
01:21:04I'm not being overly modest.
01:21:08The truth is, I couldn't have done this without JT.
01:21:11I'm not saying that I didn't work hard or I don't deserve to lead.
01:21:15But at the end of the day, it comes down to a great team.
01:21:19It wouldn't feel right to take this position alone.
01:21:21JT needs to be a part of it, too.
01:21:26From what I understand, JT was fired for inappropriate behavior at work.
01:21:33That was...
01:21:34That was a misunderstanding.
01:21:39I see.
01:21:40Look, you want the best team for the campaign, and JT and I are it.
01:21:45We work together or not at all.
01:21:48And that's that.
01:21:49Are you giving me an ultimatum?
01:21:52I'm just really passionate about this.
01:21:57Okay.
01:21:58I do want more passion on my team.
01:22:02So, yes.
01:22:03I'll talk to Rocky about bringing JT back.
01:22:07Really?
01:22:09Kirsten.
01:22:10I need you to have exactly what you need.
01:22:14I would love for us to spend more time together.
01:22:19You see, I can be very passionate, too.
01:22:24Don't touch me.
01:22:26Is this the reason you gave me the job so that I would sleep with you?
01:22:30Come on.
01:22:31I know you like me.
01:22:32I know you like me.
01:22:44What's up?
01:22:45JT, let me know what you want, and I'll hit you back when I can.
01:22:48Peace out.
01:22:49Hey, have you seen Kirsten?
01:22:57She called me last night, and when I tried to call her back, she didn't answer.
01:22:59No, sorry.
01:23:01Okay.
01:23:03Um, if you see her, can you tell her I'm looking for her?
01:23:07Yeah.
01:23:08Thanks.
01:23:11JT!
01:23:12I didn't expect to see you here.
01:23:15I was just coming to pick up my things.
01:23:16But trust me, I'm leaving.
01:23:19Not so fast.
01:23:21Look, I want you to come back to Elwood Group.
01:23:24We need you.
01:23:26What about the sexual harassment charges?
01:23:28Ah, don't worry.
01:23:29We all know it was a misunderstanding.
01:23:32In fact, Branson Weatherstone asked for you personally.
01:23:35Uh, really?
01:23:39Yeah, I would love to come back and work under Kirsten's leadership.
01:23:42It would...
01:23:43Kirsten resigned.
01:23:46What?
01:23:47She's finishing up her exit interview with Ross and HR right now.
01:23:52Why would she resign?
01:23:53She worked so hard for this position.
01:23:56Yeah.
01:24:00Branson Weatherstone.
01:24:01He's a sleaze, isn't he?
01:24:03I knew it.
01:24:04I think it's safer to have men at the top to avoid these embarrassing hiccups, you know?
01:24:13Saves everyone the trouble.
01:24:16You want to keep doing business with jerks like Weatherstone?
01:24:20Don't be naive, JT.
01:24:22We can't afford not to.
01:24:31You know, Kirsten was right.
01:24:34This place is a boys' club.
01:24:37It's never going to change.
01:24:41And I don't want to be a part of it anymore.
01:24:43I want to work with the best, which means people like Kirsten.
01:24:48And she could run circles around half the men in this office, and we all know it.
01:24:54So you can take this job and shove it.
01:24:57I can't believe you did that.
01:25:12I meant it.
01:25:17I'm sorry.
01:25:18I love you, Kirsten.
01:25:22I know it's complicated, but I...
01:25:24Suddenly everything feels much simpler.
01:25:29I love you too, JT.
01:25:31I told you.
01:25:48How pathetic.
01:25:50Throwing your career away for a woman?
01:25:52Talk about pussy whip, brother.
01:25:54You know, Dane, the old me would have decked you.
01:25:59But recently, I've evolved.
01:26:01Good for you.
01:26:03Allow me.
01:26:06Oh!
01:26:07Jesus, I have to stop doing that.
01:26:10Ow, it hurts even more in this body.
01:26:12I mean...
01:26:19You know what?
01:26:21You know what?
01:26:25I don't understand...
01:26:28I don't know what you're looking at.
01:26:33Well, I really-
01:26:37I don't know what that morning...
01:26:39Is everything okay?
01:26:49Never better.
01:26:56Good.
01:27:01Because I've waited a long time for this.
01:27:03What are you thinking about?
01:27:19Just how fun it was to be inside you.
01:27:22Oh, okay.
01:27:24Stop. You know that's not what I meant.
01:27:27I'm talking about when I was in your body.
01:27:31Yeah.
01:27:34Definitely wasn't all bad.
01:27:37But I think it's more fun to be ourselves together.
01:27:43Couldn't agree more.
01:27:48You know, now that we're jobless, what should we do?
01:27:51I think I still owe you a drink.
01:27:59We should include our desire to lead by example in our mission statement.
01:28:04And we should offer equitable pay structures in order to attract top talent.
01:28:09Oh, and profit shares.
01:28:11Yes, and paid family leave for men and women.
01:28:14You want a family?
01:28:17I do with you.
01:28:22If you think it's so easy being me, why don't you try it?
01:28:24I'd love to.
01:28:25You wouldn't last a day in my shoes.
01:28:27And you think you'd last a day in mine?
01:28:29Do you think we should warn them?
01:28:35Ma'am.
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