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00:00:30And our lives.
00:01:00And our lives.
00:02:43Bu, bu iki yukarı yazı.
00:02:45İlk yüzünüzden bir oraya yazılır.
00:02:47Çok çok bir odaklı yazılır.
00:02:49Iyi
00:02:52bu bende hazırlarımızda...
00:02:54...om conceive bu t probabiliz.
00:02:55Bir gün sonra bir iki kmur,
00:02:56Just bir anda geri dönüştürmer.
00:02:59Bilmiyorum,
00:03:00yazıtmanlı ve ayrıca wira irrational.
00:03:02İçeride çok sevdi.
00:03:04Mutlu haber bir babam ve
00:03:06Bu çinbir her yeri langitemde
00:03:08her yerine kameraya,
00:03:10her yerine ulaşamaya.
00:03:12So we're here.
00:03:14It's a little work then.
00:03:16Are you sure that was necessary?
00:03:18If you miss her so much, that'd probably upset you.
00:03:21Nope.
00:03:23It's hot in here.
00:03:25Alright, so can we eat now?
00:03:28Because I'm getting the Dolman Crunches.
00:03:30What?
00:03:31You know, when you get hungry and you got that grinding in your abdomen,
00:03:34that's what this is.
00:03:35Dolman Crunches.
00:03:37Is it really that hard to just say abdomen?
00:03:40Domen saves time. Everybody knows what a Domen is.
00:03:51Man, this is a guy's apartment.
00:03:58TGI Friday's quesadillas and White Castle cheeseburgers!
00:04:05Sounds just like her.
00:04:07Mama's always one of the guys.
00:04:09And she loved those Dillas.
00:04:11Dillas?
00:04:13Quesadillas?
00:04:14If she can say Dillas, I can say Dolman.
00:04:17Enough.
00:04:18You guys could eat the junk food.
00:04:20I'm gonna go to the car and get my groceries and make some gazpacho.
00:04:23Or you could eat the dough.
00:04:24I'm gonna go.
00:04:26I've had a lot of Kata-san on the side and make some shorthand.
00:04:27It's a big bro.
00:04:28Don't believe me.
00:04:29Thank you.
00:04:31Hello.
00:04:32I'm gonna go.
00:04:33Thank you.
00:04:34Go for watching.
00:04:35And I'm gonna go.
00:04:36All right.
00:04:37Yes, please.
00:04:38And I'll meet you.
00:04:39You can eat the sniffers.
00:04:40There's a real good food.
00:04:41A little bit.
00:04:42Something that you want to eat.
00:04:43I'll eat the food now.
00:04:44Okay.
00:04:45Yeah.
00:04:46And I'll eat the food.
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00:08:52Bu ne?
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00:09:31Bir sonraki videoda görüşmek üzere.
00:09:32I think that was mom punishing us for the dance.
00:09:39Yeah, maybe we should get rolling.
00:09:41Oh come on, let's just get into the chorus.
00:09:44Yeah, but it's almost midnight and some of you have been drinking.
00:09:49So let's just do this before you start falling asleep.
00:09:52Do what? Honey, sorry, but there's no way we're going to pack up this whole place in one single night.
00:09:57I think you mean looking for the money?
00:10:01Yeah, that's right.
00:10:03Uh, money?
00:10:05Is that why you had us all come here tonight? That's why you wanted guests?
00:10:08What are you guys talking about?
00:10:10I guess I should tell you.
00:10:13Um.
00:10:16I can tell.
00:10:18Mom inherited some bonds from our great aunt.
00:10:21And when we asked her where she put them, she got really embarrassed and basically...
00:10:27Basically, she cashed the bonds, hid the money in the house and forgot where she put it, never found it again.
00:10:34Last we heard, it was still lost.
00:10:37So that's what we're looking for tonight?
00:10:40Yeah.
00:10:42Look, I told you Mom had a sense of humor.
00:10:45And a bad memory.
00:10:46Deadly combination, those two.
00:10:49But honey, this is silly.
00:10:50You're going to be selling this place in a few weeks.
00:10:52Just, it'll turn up then.
00:10:53Honey, do you trust moving men?
00:10:56When you move, you don't find things.
00:10:58You lose them.
00:10:59I just want to do this while we still have the place to ourselves.
00:11:03But why do we have to look tonight?
00:11:05I think because she knows I'm leaving for Kelly tomorrow.
00:11:08I'll share it with all you guys.
00:11:13Christ, it'd be hard enough to pack up all this stuff.
00:11:16But now we're looking for something?
00:11:18Needle in a haystack.
00:11:20Where do you think it might be?
00:11:22That's a good question, considering she herself didn't know.
00:11:27Alright, how long do we have to stay until?
00:11:29As long as you want.
00:11:31Actually, they were closing that street by the highway, remember?
00:11:34Oh yeah, Washington Avenue is closed until 6 a.m. for construction.
00:11:38Did you by any chance have that in mind all along?
00:11:43Maybe.
00:11:44But look, let's just try it out and by 6 a.m. you guys can take off.
00:11:52Alright, enough grumbling.
00:11:56There's four of us.
00:11:58Let's just give it a shot.
00:12:08We'll be right back.
00:12:09Let's just give it a shot.
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00:20:30abone olmalı.
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00:21:11lütfen e sliced vagy.
00:21:13Look, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to accuse anyone. I should know better.
00:21:18But, it did seem odd that the minute the lights went out the three of you couldn't care less about a big load of cash.
00:21:24Alright, okay, you know what we'll do?
00:21:26Because we're all getting really grumpy and tired and annoyed with the heat.
00:21:29I suggest we can bet all three by each taking a little shower,
00:21:32and by then hopefully the lights will be back up and you'll see how psyched we can be about finding some money.
00:21:38Okay, so while you three do that, I'm taking the bed.
00:21:43Hey Genius, instead of just one of us taking the bed, why don't we all go sleep together?
00:21:47Now that's an idea.
00:21:49I meant by the bed.
00:21:51Okay, while you three work that out, I'm going to take the first shower.
00:22:09I can't take this.
00:22:10I thought you were so sleepy.
00:22:13Yeah, well it's hard to sleep with all this tension in the room.
00:22:15She's not such a good bed partner, is she?
00:22:18Apparently neither are you.
00:22:20What was that?
00:22:21Hold on, Alex, why don't we just talk about this?
00:22:24Talk about what? That I have a gay crush?
00:22:26Yeah.
00:22:27Does that make you uncomfortable?
00:22:30No. Does talking about it make you uncomfortable?
00:22:33Kinda.
00:22:34This reminds me of a joke.
00:22:36Jeff, is this going to be another one of your stupid gags?
00:22:39No, no, no, no, no. That girl who told me I look like the guy from YouTube, she told me this one.
00:22:43Yeah, she's a regular bull too.
00:22:45Okay, okay.
00:22:47What does a gay cow say?
00:22:52What?
00:22:55Hey!
00:22:56I think you've talked enough.
00:23:01Jeff, that joke didn't even make sense.
00:23:04Because cows eat hay?
00:23:06Yeah, I picked that up.
00:23:11What I don't get is why your cow is a stereotypical gay man.
00:23:15Cows are female.
00:23:17Yeah, but this cow is male.
00:23:18Then it's a bull.
00:23:24No, but in the world of the joke, the cow is male.
00:23:29So the audience of your joke needs to know that you're in some sci-fi fictional world?
00:23:34Um, I said gay cow.
00:23:42Then I assumed it's a lesbian cow.
00:23:45No, the cow is not a lesbian.
00:23:47The cow is gay.
00:23:49Now see, that is a sentence I never thought I would hear.
00:23:52A woman can be called gay as well.
00:23:54Yes, but when I hear that someone is gay,
00:23:58I associate that with male homosexuality, not female.
00:24:02Why don't you just avoid this whole gender dispute by saying a gay bull?
00:24:06Because bulls don't eat hay.
00:24:09Actually, come to think of it, do cows even eat hay?
00:24:11See, I think that might just be horses.
00:24:13Okay, this joke really backfired on me.
00:24:17Next.
00:24:19I'll go.
00:24:21I'm getting booed off stage here.
00:24:24So, Steph, when you hear a gay cow, what does that make you think of?
00:24:31Did, did you just call me Sister Cow?
00:24:34No, no, no, no.
00:24:34Oh, I know exactly what he's talking about.
00:24:49Okay, would you guys tell your mom to stop haunting this house?
00:24:54You know, I barely saw mom during Christmas.
00:24:57Yeah, what happened?
00:24:59I don't know.
00:25:00Mother-daughter junk.
00:25:02Guess it'll never get worked out now.
00:25:03And no, it had nothing to do with my crush, favorite topic of the evening.
00:25:11You know, how she always used to say, I'm so incorrigible.
00:25:15I was incorrigible.
00:25:19I got that from her.
00:25:22In college, I had all these friends, both male and female, don't get any ideas.
00:25:30Remember what I used to do during my breaks?
00:25:32Yeah, you stopped coming home for Christmas or Thanksgiving or whatever.
00:25:39Found someone else to spend it with.
00:25:41And it wasn't even anything against mom.
00:25:44I wasn't even mad at her.
00:25:46They were like my family.
00:25:49This isn't even pre-Julia.
00:25:50This was Doug, Mark, and Mia.
00:25:53Now they're just somewhere.
00:25:56I don't even know where.
00:25:57I think Mark's in Connecticut and Doug's somewhere up north.
00:26:01Yeah, boo-hoo.
00:26:02So you got post-college depression and you missed your friends.
00:26:05So does everybody.
00:26:07There's no reason to leave your family.
00:26:09Don't.
00:26:10No, wait.
00:26:11I deserve that.
00:26:11You've even been nice enough to come out and help your girlfriend through this tough time.
00:26:17And it wasn't even your mom who died.
00:26:20And you've just gotten laid.
00:26:22What?
00:26:24Sorry.
00:26:25I was going to say laid off.
00:26:27And then I stopped at laid and it was funnier.
00:26:32Have you, though?
00:26:33What?
00:26:34Slept together.
00:26:36That's an inappropriate question to ask anybody, let alone a family member.
00:26:39Uh, Bruce, she knows.
00:26:41I told her on the phone.
00:26:43What?
00:26:44We're girls.
00:26:45We talk about this stuff.
00:26:47I just wanted to see what you'd say.
00:26:50Thanks, genius.
00:26:51You're calling me bluff.
00:26:52Oh, I'm incorrigible.
00:26:56All right, who's up?
00:26:57I kept it quick.
00:26:58There isn't much hot water.
00:27:00I'll go.
00:27:01So Voltaire's back.
00:27:03Or her boyfriend, I mean.
00:27:05What's wrong with you?
00:27:07What?
00:27:07You're chewing everyone out like you've got something to be defensive about.
00:27:11And please, don't give me another soliloquy about your college friends.
00:27:15I fight back when everyone gangs up on me.
00:27:18And anyway, what was your deal with Mom?
00:27:21Nothing.
00:27:22Perfect daughter.
00:27:23You were always insecure with her.
00:27:26I guess so.
00:27:27She put tons of pressure on both of us.
00:27:30But frankly, it didn't affect me.
00:27:32I wet my ass of her.
00:27:33Quite well, I might add.
00:27:35But you.
00:27:36You put up with her.
00:27:38She drove your boyfriends away.
00:27:40And that's why you never introduced this one to her.
00:27:43And now, you're perky because she died.
00:27:46And you want to look for money.
00:27:47Are you done?
00:27:50Guess so.
00:27:51You know, if I believed you, I'd be offended by all the crackpot logic spewing out of you.
00:27:56But I don't, because I know you.
00:27:59And you've always been tough, but you're just as insecure as I am.
00:28:03You know how to get under my skin.
00:28:05Bravo.
00:28:07You know, I thought we'd do something together this weekend since we never see each other.
00:28:11Don't worry.
00:28:14I learned my lesson.
00:28:19Boo!
00:28:21You call this a cat fight?
00:28:23What cat fight?
00:28:25You two have been at each other's throats all night.
00:28:27Fight already!
00:28:28We have more class than that.
00:28:30Yeah, we're sisters.
00:28:31We really love each other under all this hostility.
00:28:34Well, we'll see about that.
00:28:36Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure.
00:28:38All I know is there's a long night ahead of us.
00:28:41And this fight?
00:28:43It's not over.
00:28:44That's for certain.
00:28:46It might not be, but I think I hit the nail right on the head with you, Steph.
00:28:49Well, since you're so critical, what is your advice?
00:28:52My advice to you, and to Jeff, and to Bruce?
00:28:56Is to get your heads out of the toilet.
00:28:58And realize that life happens.
00:29:01Mothers die, boyfriends get fired, and people drink champagne.
00:29:06Good things happen, and bad things happen.
00:29:09There's no real way life is supposed to be.
00:29:14Thank you for the Ferris Bueller monologue.
00:29:17No, it's true.
00:29:19Maybe I've been a bitch tonight, but out of all of you, I'm the only one happy.
00:29:23Amen.
00:29:31Guess I'm up.
00:29:32She's nuts.
00:29:41What happened?
00:29:43My sister just humiliated me by showing what a complete whack job she is.
00:29:47I thought you said this was going to be a fun night.
00:29:49Did I say that?
00:29:51Yeah, you did, Bruce.
00:29:52Aw, Jeff, come on over.
00:29:54Help me and my girlfriend.
00:29:55Move her dead mom's stuff.
00:29:56It'll be totally awesome.
00:29:57We'll spend the whole night just chit-chatting away, eating and drinking and having a good time.
00:30:01Yeah, it's been a real trip to the fun house.
00:30:02Thanks.
00:30:03Well, I didn't know the lights were going to go out.
00:30:05Everything was just fine before that happened.
00:30:07That's been the least of tonight's problems.
00:30:09Things change when you're marooned like this in the dark.
00:30:12You change.
00:30:13It's like being in the jungle.
00:30:14This place is about as filthy as the jungle.
00:30:17You think it's the dark that's turning my sister into a bitch?
00:30:20Well, let me give you a good example.
00:30:22Jeff, you may want to cover your ears for this.
00:30:23No, there's no covering ears here.
00:30:26I mean, Alex already humiliated me in front of him, so what humiliating thing could you have to say?
00:30:31I'm waiting.
00:30:33Okay, so let's just say this.
00:30:36Would you ever sell your body?
00:30:38No, absolutely not.
00:30:39Okay, but now imagine that you're broke, homeless, and whatever, you name it.
00:30:44Now would you?
00:30:46I'm sure plenty of homeless people face that conundrum every day.
00:30:49But would you?
00:30:50No.
00:30:51Would you?
00:30:52Are you kidding?
00:30:54I don't even need to be homeless.
00:30:56The point is, when you're living in the dark, you change.
00:31:00You didn't prove anything.
00:31:03Jeff didn't have any morals to begin with, and I did.
00:31:05Well, you wait a couple more hours in the dark.
00:31:07See if your answer changes.
00:31:11Let's say you're right.
00:31:13What bothers me is the best example you can come up with is one that degrades women.
00:31:17I don't see how it's degrading to women.
00:31:19Would you sell your body to a man?
00:31:24Now you see my point.
00:31:30Hi, gang.
00:31:32I think we're all awake now.
00:31:33Fantastic.
00:31:34And I am out of here.
00:31:46Where are you going?
00:31:48Face it, Steph.
00:31:49The lights aren't coming back on anytime soon.
00:31:51We're not going to find a treasure chest and all this junk.
00:31:53I don't even want to know what's living in that kitchen.
00:31:56And I'm sick of hanging around here with all this Tennessee Williams stuff.
00:32:03And the fact that your mom is haunting the place right now?
00:32:06Really not helping.
00:32:07Yeah, but you can't go home, though.
00:32:09Remember, Washington Avenue is closed till 6 a.m.
00:32:12I'll get a motel room and get some sleep.
00:32:14You know, honey, that doesn't sound like that bad of an idea.
00:32:17Yeah, but all the motels around here will be part of the blackout, too.
00:32:20I will walk five towns over if I have to.
00:32:23Wait.
00:32:23I know I've been really difficult tonight to all three of you, and I'm sorry.
00:32:28But going out driving in the middle of the night with all the lights out is probably not the best idea.
00:32:33You had plans to come here and stay the night.
00:32:35Let's call a truce.
00:32:39Nope.
00:32:41Wait.
00:32:42She's right.
00:32:43And we owe it to Steph to at least look for this morning until 6 a.m.
00:32:47This night's going to put us all in therapy.
00:32:49Look, I don't have a job.
00:32:51And come tomorrow, I have no idea what I'm doing for the rest of my life.
00:32:54I don't want to sound greedy, but, you know, I could use a little money.
00:32:59So I'd prefer if we didn't leave here until we found it.
00:33:01You know, Bruce, when you say that you got fired, you do remind me that I was fired, too.
00:33:09All right.
00:33:10Let's keep searching.
00:33:21We'll be right back.
00:33:51All right.
00:33:57Enough putting off the inevitable.
00:33:59What?
00:34:00The books.
00:34:02That's more of a mom thing to hide your things in your books.
00:34:05Knew this was coming.
00:34:06Have a good one.
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00:36:01abone olmalı.
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00:36:14P实 bathнуuz.
00:36:16Ne oldu, yazıl balığında baka….
00:36:18Birί bellritmiş.
00:36:19bir gün ayıklarım ve herşeyi bir günlerle
00:36:49Bu, her malzeme da
00:37:17Bu nasıl bir şekilde ilişkilerin bu şekilde?
00:37:21Bu ilişkilerin çok bilgi.
00:37:22Bu, hayatı yürüyen bir şey bu.
00:37:25Bu, bu nedenle.
00:37:27Sadece ben understand.
00:37:29Sen, ben ben.
00:37:31Bilmiyorum, nirvana?
00:37:34Ben, en iyice, Kobay'in.
00:37:36Bu, nirvana, bu ne?
00:37:38Bu, nirvana, buddhism.
00:37:41Ben, ben, buddhist.
00:37:43Bir şeyin de neyiniyeni neyini.
00:37:45Buna sattım.
00:37:46Kötü.
00:37:47Bana doğru.
00:37:48Ya da iki seks buddhist.
00:37:51Ya.
00:37:52Alıca eğitim.
00:37:53Bir bir şey buddhist.
00:37:55Bir şey bir şey.
00:37:56Bir şey.
00:37:57Bir şey.
00:37:59Bir şey.
00:38:00Bir şey.
00:38:01Sadece bir şey.
00:38:02Bir şey.
00:38:03Buna, bu ne?
00:38:06Ya.
00:38:06Buna, bu ne?
00:38:08Buna.
00:38:09Ya?
00:38:10Ya?
00:38:11Buna?
00:38:12Buna, bu ne?
00:38:14But you're just a parpy about sex, aren't you?
00:38:18No, no.
00:38:19I'm cool.
00:38:20I'm real cool.
00:38:21Alright, alright, alright.
00:38:22How about this?
00:38:23How about no more repressed hostility?
00:38:26From now on, why don't we all just speak openly?
00:38:28Yeah, if somebody asks you a question about sex, you just answer it.
00:38:31That's not exactly what I meant.
00:38:34No, I'll answer your question, Alex.
00:38:37Making love can be very romantic.
00:38:39And I happen to be in love with Bruce.
00:38:42You're adorable, but from a dogmatic point of view?
00:38:45Yes, you're right.
00:38:47Lust is considered wrong, but I disagree with that.
00:38:50It's unrealistic to tell a couple not to have sex.
00:38:53I mean, we've all been in serious relationships, right?
00:38:57You just...
00:38:58That has nothing to do with what I experienced by the window.
00:39:01Exactly.
00:39:02Spirituality and dogmatic religion have nothing to do with nothing.
00:39:05And you've proven that just as sure as you are horny.
00:39:07You're being way too clinical here.
00:39:10Who was your first lay?
00:39:11What?
00:39:12Who was your first lay?
00:39:16Okay, well, if we're going to volunteer our sexual histories here, you're next.
00:39:19Fair game.
00:39:20Okay.
00:39:21I've only ever slept with Stephanie.
00:39:25Could you get it up the first time?
00:39:27Okay, you stooped to a new low.
00:39:30Okay.
00:39:31How many people have you had sex with?
00:39:33Zero.
00:39:34What?
00:39:34I've never had sex with anyone, male or female.
00:39:39Really?
00:39:40But Alex, you're older than I am.
00:39:42What can I say?
00:39:42I've been confused.
00:39:44Yeah, you're a basket case.
00:39:46You haven't said a single thing that's made sense all night.
00:39:48I guess I'm having a lesbian cow moment.
00:39:50I still don't get what that means.
00:39:52Would you stop making fun of my joke?
00:39:54I forgot you were even here, Jeff.
00:39:56Oh no.
00:39:57You stay right there.
00:39:58You are one vicious bitch.
00:40:00I'm playing nice.
00:40:01I haven't yelled at you at all in two hours.
00:40:03I mean it.
00:40:04You stay right there.
00:40:06Did it ever occur to you that your joke is offensive to both lesbians and cattle?
00:40:11Well, if you were openly gay, I would understand maybe why you take such issue with, like, this
00:40:15mindless joke, but you don't even know who you are.
00:40:17What's that supposed to mean?
00:40:19It means you're in the closet and you're too confused to know even how far back.
00:40:23He's right, Alex.
00:40:24You are deep in the closet.
00:40:26You are so far back, you're where the snow and the lamppost are.
00:40:30That's a wardrobe of literary scholar.
00:40:32The point being, are you a lessee or not?
00:40:37I don't know.
00:40:38I haven't really thought about it.
00:40:39Oh, please.
00:40:40I don't buy that for a second.
00:40:42What, are you going to assault me now like you assaulted your sister?
00:40:45Is that going to happen every time we talk about this?
00:40:47I've just never put much thought into it.
00:40:49Well, you sure have put a lot of thought into everything else, like how to break all three
00:40:52of us.
00:40:53Maybe you're the one who can't get it up.
00:40:55Really, genius?
00:40:56I can't get it up?
00:40:57Do I need to teach you about the female anatomy?
00:40:59Or were you too busy not getting that while you were doing my sister?
00:41:03No.
00:41:04He's right.
00:41:05You've never done it.
00:41:06And your one crush is unattainable.
00:41:08You're the impotent one.
00:41:11Well.
00:41:15Checkmate.
00:41:15Man, I should feel vindictive now, but I just feel awkward.
00:41:23How about we make friends?
00:41:25No, I don't trust any of you, particularly you.
00:41:28Why, because I told a stupid joke?
00:41:30Yes.
00:41:32Whoa.
00:41:34Okay, there is definitely some kind of ghost in here.
00:41:39What's your Juliet, Jeff?
00:41:41What?
00:41:43You're not making any sense.
00:41:45Sorry, lesbian cow moment.
00:41:47But no, I'm asking a serious question.
00:41:50What's your Juliet?
00:41:51We all know what my Juliet is.
00:41:53It's been exposed for the whole world to see.
00:41:55But what's your Juliet?
00:41:59I know what it is.
00:42:00It's not just one girl.
00:42:02It's the whole lot of them.
00:42:04It's because you can't get any.
00:42:06What?
00:42:07What are you talking about?
00:42:08You're not making any sense.
00:42:10You look like the guy on YouTube is the best you could get.
00:42:13And I've heard these aren't even the most successful of your exploits.
00:42:16So in truth, you're no different than me.
00:42:20Dumber, yes.
00:42:22Lacking in personal sanitation, yes.
00:42:25But sexually quite impotent.
00:42:27So I think you should join me on the floor of shame over here.
00:42:29Jeff is nowhere near as bad as you.
00:42:32Well, I like to think of biting wit as a virtue.
00:42:36Unless you mean that somehow I should be ashamed of having a gay crush.
00:42:39Oh, well, at least you're actually saying the word now.
00:42:42What do you know?
00:42:43You men walk around with your shirts and pants off and think that you're entitled to everything on earth.
00:42:49Wow.
00:42:50I guess it's true what they say about lesbians aiding men.
00:42:53Oh, believe me, sweetie.
00:42:55That part of my personality has been in play long ago.
00:43:02So, should we go back to looking for the money?
00:43:05You and your stupid money.
00:43:07I never want to hear the word money again after tonight.
00:43:10Look, we're all cranky from lack of sleep.
00:43:14Therefore, I suggest we all take a nap.
00:43:17It'll be daylight in a few hours anyway.
00:43:19I have a flight to catch tomorrow.
00:43:21Unless it's cancelled.
00:43:23Maybe they'll let me keep the rental car for another day.
00:43:25Maybe they'll tell you where to put it.
00:43:28What was that?
00:43:29I said maybe they'll tell you where to get putting...
00:43:31I'm sorry.
00:43:32I was just having a lesbian cow moment.
00:43:36Well, I'm going to take a nap.
00:43:39I don't even care about the bed.
00:43:42Here, here.
00:43:44Come on.
00:43:44I'm really not that tired.
00:44:01I mean, I knew we'd be up tonight.
00:44:04Well, we had enough of an adventure tonight.
00:44:11Look, I guess I should apologize.
00:44:14for my sister.
00:44:16What the holy hell is wrong with her?
00:44:18I don't know.
00:44:19I mean, I knew she was aggressive,
00:44:21but I've never seen her lash out
00:44:23at a complete stranger like that.
00:44:25I guess he really had a nerve tonight.
00:44:26Well, you started it.
00:44:27You were the one who spotted the crush.
00:44:37I can't sleep.
00:44:38This bed is uncomfortable.
00:44:39Fine, don't sleep.
00:44:40Just let me rest.
00:44:41I know one thing we like to do
00:44:46when we can't sleep.
00:44:48But tonight's probably not the best night for that.
00:44:51I'll change that in a few seconds.
00:44:53Close your eyes.
00:45:17Is that what I think it is?
00:45:33Yep.
00:45:34What are you doing?
00:45:35Did you find the money?
00:45:37You're kidding me.
00:45:38Did you find the money and not tell me?
00:45:40With all due respect,
00:45:41you have a good motive for not doing so.
00:45:42You know that's not possible.
00:45:43Where would I hide it?
00:45:44In my ass?
00:45:45I just want to be sure.
00:45:50Get out of here.
00:45:54Gotcha.
00:45:56Okay.
00:45:58You made me wet myself.
00:45:59That's great.
00:46:00Thanks.
00:46:01You know,
00:46:02I know you're not going to murder me, though.
00:46:03Oh, yeah?
00:46:04Because you're too religious.
00:46:05Uh-huh.
00:46:05Yeah, well, what can I say?
00:46:07Being in the dark changes your morals.
00:46:13So?
00:46:15You going to tell me what's going on?
00:46:16You know Homer left me.
00:46:29Yeah, like seven months ago.
00:46:31Am I, like, excess baggage?
00:46:32No, you're great.
00:46:35It's just...
00:46:37He took everything.
00:46:39I got home one day
00:46:43and him and half my stuff were gone
00:46:46and he never answered his phone again.
00:46:49He even took my cello,
00:46:51which he doesn't play,
00:46:54just to hurt me, I guess.
00:46:56I could really use the money right now.
00:47:00And it doesn't help that
00:47:01I hate my job and my boss.
00:47:05The bitch makes me get on the floor
00:47:07to fix the firewire cables.
00:47:09I mean,
00:47:10I wish...
00:47:12I wish my boss was a Julia, you know?
00:47:15Like,
00:47:17if she paid me,
00:47:18gave me the respect I deserve,
00:47:20sure I'd fall in love with the debts.
00:47:22So that's what you want to buy.
00:47:24Yes.
00:47:25Damn it, I have a bachelor's.
00:47:27I mean,
00:47:27I shouldn't be running office errands
00:47:29and fixing cables.
00:47:32I want to quit
00:47:33and start writing again.
00:47:35and I feel trapped, you know?
00:47:38Like,
00:47:39like I'm the one that can't get it up.
00:47:41Well, I'm sorry you feel that way.
00:47:44You know,
00:47:44everybody's first job sucks.
00:47:46I know.
00:47:47But what's the point?
00:47:49They don't give you a position to move up to.
00:47:52Well, you certainly are your sister's sister.
00:47:55I don't know what that means,
00:47:56but I have a feeling you're right.
00:47:58I mean,
00:48:00you can both get angry,
00:48:01you're both dramatic,
00:48:03you both kill me to prove a point.
00:48:07That's just our sense of humor.
00:48:09We definitely inherited that from Mom.
00:48:11Yeah,
00:48:12I think you've inherited more than you'd like to share.
00:48:15But anyway,
00:48:16it doesn't matter.
00:48:19Sorry about your job.
00:48:20You didn't deserve that.
00:48:23I know.
00:48:23That's exactly what my boss said,
00:48:25which just made it sting even worse.
00:48:28But anyway,
00:48:30I guess
00:48:31I'm going to take some pleasure
00:48:32lying here,
00:48:33reminiscing about how much life sucks.
00:48:37The problem is,
00:48:39what do you do when you have to get up?
00:48:41I don't know.
00:48:41You know,
00:48:45I feel like I've known you
00:48:46a lot longer than
00:48:47however many months you said it was.
00:48:50Five.
00:48:52Yeah.
00:48:53You're a lot wiser than your years.
00:48:55I was complimented by your sister.
00:48:58What's that mean?
00:48:59Well,
00:49:01I thought I wondered about you.
00:49:04Well,
00:49:05if it makes you feel any better,
00:49:08you're all I have.
00:49:09I mean,
00:49:10I'm sure we won't see much of Alex
00:49:12after tonight,
00:49:13so
00:49:14you're the only person I'm close to.
00:49:19But
00:49:19you've been good to me.
00:49:22More like
00:49:23a husband than a boyfriend,
00:49:25you know.
00:49:27Boyfriends come and go,
00:49:30and then one day
00:49:31when you're at a friend's house,
00:49:33they come over
00:49:34and steal your friggin' cello.
00:49:38I'm sure if I had a cello,
00:49:40you wouldn't steal it.
00:49:43Oh,
00:49:44I don't know.
00:49:46What I do know
00:49:47is
00:49:48that life is not a fairy tale.
00:49:51It's been a hard pill to swallow
00:49:53coming from someone
00:49:54who grew up
00:49:54re-named Jane Austen.
00:49:56Oh,
00:49:56I'd like to think
00:49:57I'm not as bad as all that.
00:49:59You're not.
00:50:00Why'd you tell your sister about us?
00:50:10What?
00:50:11You know,
00:50:12that we did it.
00:50:14Like,
00:50:15you don't tell your guy friends.
00:50:16Yeah,
00:50:17but they're not gonna grill you
00:50:18in your face
00:50:18because you couldn't get it up.
00:50:20You did have trouble
00:50:21getting it up at first.
00:50:22Yeah,
00:50:23I know.
00:50:23I mean,
00:50:24it's okay.
00:50:25You just gotta learn the ropes.
00:50:27Gotta learn how to properly
00:50:29stimulate the little guy.
00:50:31Well,
00:50:32it was...
00:50:32He's kinda cute
00:50:32in retrospect.
00:50:33Yeah,
00:50:34it was.
00:50:36Hey,
00:50:37you know,
00:50:37it wouldn't have been
00:50:38the easiest honeymoon
00:50:38if we'd have waited.
00:50:41Sex has been good for me.
00:50:44I hope it's been good for you, too.
00:50:51Do you think we'll ever get married?
00:50:53You can't ask a question like that
00:50:54after five months.
00:50:56Ugh,
00:50:56I'm not proposing.
00:50:57I just
00:50:58wanna see if
00:51:00you can see it working.
00:51:04Honestly?
00:51:06No.
00:51:07Not right now.
00:51:08It's not because
00:51:08I don't care about you
00:51:09because I do,
00:51:09but it's just like,
00:51:10I don't think we're mature.
00:51:14Well,
00:51:14that's kinda my point,
00:51:17that
00:51:17we,
00:51:19all four of us,
00:51:20are not yet mature.
00:51:22What do you mean,
00:51:22immature?
00:51:23No,
00:51:24there's a difference.
00:51:25I mean,
00:51:26I agree with you.
00:51:27I
00:51:28don't wanna be a wife,
00:51:29and
00:51:30I love you,
00:51:32and
00:51:33I'm glad we're here
00:51:34sharing a moment.
00:51:35a moment where I say
00:51:39I don't think I'm gonna marry you.
00:51:43No,
00:51:44a moment of honesty.
00:51:48Fine.
00:51:50Fair enough.
00:51:51Let's just share
00:51:52our moment of bliss,
00:51:53then.
00:51:53What is it?
00:52:11Someone hit me.
00:52:12Hello,
00:52:13I've been right here
00:52:14the whole time.
00:52:16What do you mean hit?
00:52:17Okay,
00:52:18maybe not like hit,
00:52:19but grazed me.
00:52:21Jeff,
00:52:21do you honestly think
00:52:22it was me?
00:52:25No.
00:52:27No,
00:52:27I guess
00:52:27it couldn't have been you.
00:52:28I opened my eyes
00:52:29right after it happened,
00:52:30you were sitting right there,
00:52:31so that,
00:52:32that wouldn't make sense.
00:52:33I don't know.
00:52:33I wouldn't put it past Alex
00:52:35to feel up a random person,
00:52:36then jump back.
00:52:37Enough.
00:52:37Look,
00:52:37there's like a ghost in here.
00:52:39Stop saying that.
00:52:40You've been saying that all night.
00:52:41Does it not strike you guys
00:52:42there's something a little off
00:52:43in this house
00:52:43and has been ever since
00:52:44we got here?
00:52:45Maybe you've been
00:52:46in the dark too much.
00:52:47No,
00:52:47no,
00:52:48no,
00:52:48no,
00:52:48no,
00:52:48no,
00:52:48no.
00:52:49There is a ghost here.
00:52:50Look at this,
00:52:51I'm bleeding.
00:52:51You did that just now,
00:52:52you nimrod.
00:52:53Look,
00:52:53you're squeezing it.
00:52:55Does it really hurt that bad?
00:52:56I mean,
00:52:57I already got assaulted tonight.
00:52:58Wasn't by a ghost,
00:52:59though.
00:53:00Yes,
00:53:00it hurts.
00:53:01I have a wound.
00:53:03Maybe this ghost
00:53:04is the patron saint
00:53:07of lesbian cows.
00:53:11Come on,
00:53:12and I'll tend to it.
00:53:22I've always hated this bathroom.
00:53:24Me too.
00:53:25I think some of my first drinks
00:53:26were in here.
00:53:28A little vodka in high school.
00:53:30Every time you visited mom,
00:53:31you always asked to go
00:53:32to the bathroom.
00:53:33Yeah,
00:53:34most of my memories
00:53:35of that toilet
00:53:36are of throwing up in it.
00:53:37Hi,
00:53:38my name is Jeff
00:53:39and I'm bleeding.
00:53:41Wait a second.
00:53:42here's the alcohol
00:53:43and the cough syrup.
00:53:47Where's the liquid ammonia?
00:53:52I'm dead serious.
00:53:53It's liquid ammonia.
00:53:54It's a chemical.
00:53:55It's dangerous.
00:53:55Well,
00:53:57I didn't take it.
00:53:58Neither did I.
00:53:59You all showered in here.
00:54:00You were all alone
00:54:01in the bathroom.
00:54:02I mean,
00:54:03unless we showered
00:54:04in the ammonia,
00:54:05I don't know
00:54:05where it would have gone.
00:54:06You can check our pockets
00:54:07if you want.
00:54:08Steph,
00:54:08why would anyone steal ammonia?
00:54:10Was the money in there
00:54:11or something?
00:54:12No,
00:54:13it obviously wouldn't have fit.
00:54:15So what's the big deal?
00:54:16The big deal is
00:54:17that it was here
00:54:19a few minutes ago
00:54:20and the fact that
00:54:20it's missing
00:54:21is a little creepy.
00:54:23Thank you.
00:54:25And once again,
00:54:26I'm out of here.
00:54:29You're off again?
00:54:30What,
00:54:33you're going now?
00:54:35I am freaked out
00:54:36enough as it is
00:54:37and I'm sure
00:54:38that a shrink
00:54:38would find all three
00:54:39of you very special.
00:54:41You don't really think
00:54:42there's a ghost in here,
00:54:43do you?
00:54:44I'm sorry.
00:54:46I'm not shaggy
00:54:47and I can't be bribed
00:54:48with Scooby Snacks
00:54:49to stay and face a ghost.
00:54:50Zoinks!
00:54:51Wait, Jeff,
00:54:52it's almost five.
00:54:54Washington Avenue
00:54:54will be open at 6 a.m.
00:54:57There are plenty
00:54:58of other ways
00:54:59to pass an hour.
00:55:01Till six.
00:55:02That's what you agreed to.
00:55:09This has been
00:55:11the longest night
00:55:12in the history of my life.
00:55:13In one night,
00:55:14I've seen the worst
00:55:15out of all three of you
00:55:16and I just met you two girls.
00:55:18Hey, man.
00:55:18I haven't been that bad.
00:55:21No, that's right.
00:55:22You're exonerated.
00:55:23Cool.
00:55:23Look,
00:55:24I'm bleeding,
00:55:25I'm tired,
00:55:26and I stink.
00:55:27I'm still here.
00:55:29So what do you suggest
00:55:33we do
00:55:34for the remaining
00:55:35hour?
00:55:36Well,
00:55:37we never finish
00:55:38the books.
00:55:39We could give
00:55:40another run at it.
00:55:45Okay.
00:55:47One more hour.
00:55:49All right?
00:55:50Then I'm out of here.
00:55:51See ya.
00:55:52We'll be right back.
00:56:22Come on.
00:56:45Come on.
00:56:45It looks really nice
00:57:00out, guys.
00:57:01You want to go for a walk?
00:57:02We'll be right back.
00:57:05Come on.
00:57:05Bye.
00:57:07Thanks.
00:57:11Bye.
00:57:12Bye.
00:57:12Bye.
00:57:13Bye.
00:57:22Bye.
00:57:22Bye.
00:57:30Bye.
00:57:30Bye.
00:59:41I'll do my part if you do yours.
00:59:48It's not like you're not brave.
00:59:51Okay.
00:59:53Alright.
00:59:55Deal.
00:59:59That's amazing.
01:00:00The Hilton just up and bought the Mara Inn this morning just so suddenly?
01:00:04Well Bruce, I probably shouldn't be telling you this, but there was a fire here last night.
01:00:07A fire?
01:00:08Relax, no one was heard.
01:00:09It was in the ballroom in the middle of the night.
01:00:11But it was a blow we didn't eat right now.
01:00:13That's incredible.
01:00:14Well the weird part, and this is really the last thing I can tell you Bruce, then I gotta go make more calls.
01:00:19But the really weird part is how the fire started.
01:00:21They explained it to me and it was something I didn't understand about an explosion with middle ions.
01:00:25But the bottom line is it all started because of a leak of liquid ammonia and no one has any clue where it came from.
01:00:36The ammonia's still missing. Where could it be?
01:00:38It's the ghost man. I'm telling you the ghost went and saved our jobs!
01:00:43For all I know one of you could have taken the ammonia and started the fire yourself.
01:00:48What?
01:00:49What?
01:00:50You were both out of sight for quite some time.
01:00:52Oh, actually you're right Alex. I stole the ammonia, drove two hours all the way to the hotel, started the fire, drove two hours all the way back, and then those four hours I was gone nobody noticed.
01:01:06Well, whatever.
01:01:07Thank you ghost mom.
01:01:08You're here.
01:01:09Well, this has been a great night of accomplishing nothing. I guess the last half hour worked out though.
01:01:19You guys got your jobs back, and I almost died. Now I got a plane to catch. Bye sis.
01:01:31She's such a good girl guys, isn't she?
01:01:48Goodbye Stephanie. It was nice meeting you.
01:01:54Bye.
01:01:55I'm gonna take a long nap when I get home, but I'll call you as soon as I regain consciousness, okay?
01:02:01Thank you sweetie.
01:02:04Well, I guess you guys have to drive off towards the highway, don't you?
01:02:08Yep.
01:02:10Sorry I gave you guys so much grief tonight. Especially you Jeff. You're a good person. And valiant.
01:02:17Blah blah blah, basically I saved your ass.
01:02:21Yeah, thank you.
01:02:23Ain't no thing but a chicken wang.
01:02:28Take good care of her.
01:02:31Steph, I almost forgot. You have to give a speech sweetie. Just like mom did. She wouldn't let any visitors leave before she gave a speech.
01:02:49Alright then, I guess I'll make one.
01:02:52My dear friends, over the last three years, I've lost everything.
01:03:04My friends are all gone.
01:03:06Now my mom's gone.
01:03:09Now my mom's gone.
01:03:12But it's like I said before.
01:03:17Life happens.
01:03:18There's no way that it's supposed to be.
01:03:19I'm getting older now.
01:03:29And the best thing I could do is let other people live their lives.
01:03:34Find my own peace.
01:03:36Now this place, this place is the only link I have to my past.
01:03:46But it's also a memento in a different way.
01:03:49A museum of childhood.
01:03:50And childhood.
01:03:53And childhood?
01:03:56Well, at least my childhood.
01:03:59Was built on a false idea of the way life was supposed to be like.
01:04:03So I'm happy to let it go.
01:04:09I don't know what it meant to you guys.
01:04:11Maybe it was some kind of temple of torture or something.
01:04:18But for one night.
01:04:20Just one night.
01:04:24It was a home again.
01:04:27And I was happy to say goodbye to it.
01:04:30I guess there's no conclusion I could reach here.
01:04:35There are no real conclusions.
01:04:39No solid ones.
01:04:41Maybe tomorrow Julia will kiss me.
01:04:46Or she'll fire me.
01:04:48Or she'll never speak to me again.
01:04:53It's unavoidable.
01:05:00I feel a trance right now.
01:05:06Like the one I was describing earlier.
01:05:10The kind that Buddhists call Nirvana.
01:05:13I desire nothing.
01:05:20And I feel a tiny tinge of gratitude.
01:05:24For every moment that I live.
01:05:25Amen.
01:05:27Amen.
01:05:31Amen.
01:05:55Amen.
01:05:56Amen.
01:06:25Amen.
01:06:35Your mom really lived like this?
01:06:39Mom would always say her money was in the toilet.
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