Kumail Nanjiani Night Thoughts

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Kumail Nanjiani Night Thoughts Trailer HD - Plot Synopsis: After nearly a decade away, Kumail Nanjiani returns to Chicago, where he got his start in standup, in a new special that tackles anxiety, the perils of buying drugs pre-legalization, and most importantly, cat medication.

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00:00Watching your movie made me want to get therapy.

00:02Oh, that's good.

00:03That's clever.

00:05Do not get weird about the muscles.

00:07These muscles can't hurt you.

00:09These muscles are decorative.

00:11Never been in a fight because I'm super good at apologizing.

00:15I am an immigrant.

00:17I am.

00:18Are there any other immigrants here?

00:21OK, what you can't do is point at someone else.

00:27I thought I was happy.

00:29And then every now and then, I'd get very angry out of nowhere.

00:32I washed bananas in the sink.

00:35Anyone remember what it was like buying marijuana before it was legal?

00:40You had to go to a guy's house, pretend to be friends with a guy.

00:44You had to, like, watch a little bit of The Matrix with him.

00:48You guys get night thoughts?

00:50When you're laying in bed in the middle of the night and you can't sleep

00:53and your brain's like, here's something new for you to worry about.

00:57Or you hadn't thought of that, it's because you're a little bit stupid.

01:01Night thoughts are like day thoughts, except they hate you.

01:04This one's really keeping me up at night.

01:06White people, there's more.

01:09I'm torn down at night.

01:11You're like me and your sphere, wow, yeah, you were like

01:15I was all for you to follow guys.

01:16I won't do that at night.

01:16Watch.

01:17I won't do you one!

01:18You winner do go.

01:18I won't reintegrate it.

01:20OK, that's a small amount.

01:21Yeah, you're looking forward to my career.

01:22You guys have never been bariatric doen vs.

01:23Pretty easy as you say, I'm nervous about home.

01:25I'm nervous about you.

01:26You have to get back all the time.

01:26Julie, as well, you have to find out on your floor.

01:28I can't get the opposite.

01:30It's life because this one's really good that I've got all the employees.

01:33In перв88玩s, we're getting канал, you know,

01:35Iras медью and I think it both hurts out

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