Your Honor: Paolo Contis, may artistang muntikan na makasuntukan?!

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Aired (December 6, 2025): Ready to splook kaya si Paolo Contis sa mga mainit na tanungan nina Madam Cha at Mr. Buboy sa 'Executive Whisper'? #YourHonor #YouLOL #YouLOLOriginals  Welcome to the House of Honorables. Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing din dito. Kada session, may isu-subpoena na celebrity resource persons sina Madam Chariz Solomon at Mr. Buboy Villar para imbestigahan ang kahit anong isyu natin sa life. Lahat papatulan. Walang mahahatulan. Masayang hearing lang. ‘Yan ang Your Honor!  New episode drops every Saturday night. This vodcast is produced by GMA Network’s YouLol Originals. Subscribe to @YouLolGMA on Youtube to access all Kapuso comedy content.  Follow us on: Spotify: https://tinyurl.com/Your-Honor-on-Spotify Apple Podcast: https://tinyurl.com/Your-Honor-on-Apple-Podcasts YouTube Music: https://tinyurl.com/Your-Honor-on-YouTube-Music  For more 'Your Honor' Highlights, click the link below: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmDqWGCl_2PTdPgbrtob4VDN  For more 'Your Honor' Full Episode, click the link below: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmD6lOsY527r14_AkfuTOkX7

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00:00If you're a serious note,

00:07it's not easy to do this.

00:12But because all of the things

00:14have a good timing.

00:16If it happened years ago,

00:19it's not like this.

00:21But right now,

00:23like what I said about

00:25when I was in Blackpink,

00:27when I was in Blackpink,

00:28we were together.

00:30It's fun, right?

00:32It's fun, right?

00:33Do you know what I'm feeling

00:35when I was feeling like

00:36you're not going to finish?

00:37Yes, but

00:39if there's...

00:40Who's this?

00:42Wait.

00:43Hello, John.

00:45Hello, John.

00:47Hello, John.

00:53What's that?

00:54What's that?

00:56Hindi...

00:57Hindi siya mangyayari.

01:00Hindi siya mangyayari

01:01kung hindi resolve

01:02lahat ng issues.

01:03Tama, tama, tama.

01:04Hindi siya pwedeng chapsuy.

01:06Hindi siya pwedeng half-baked.

01:07Lahat ng forgiveness,

01:09ang moving on,

01:11ang lahat ng issue

01:13kailangan resolved.

01:14Yes.

01:15Para maging ganon.

01:16Tama yan.

01:17Anong sabi ng girls?

01:18Yun na.

01:19Nung unang time na

01:20nandito ka na,

01:22nandiyan na sila sa harap mo.

01:24Anong sabi nila sa'yo?

01:26I have to give props

01:29to Lian and John.

01:31Kasi, of course,

01:32sa tagal namin hindi nagkita.

01:34Merong awkwardness yun.

01:36Definitely.

01:37Pero,

01:38they made sure

01:40that the girls grew up

01:43very respectful

01:45and they really...

01:47Lalo...

01:48Si John?

01:52Text mo na lang.

01:53Text mo sa akin.

01:54Yung natatawa ko sa konsepto,

01:58na siya yung nag-video eh.

02:00Anong siya nag-video?

02:01Nung sa concert...

02:03Ah, siya nag-video nun.

02:05Si John yung nag-video sa amin.

02:07Hindi masaya kahitignan kasi.

02:09Parang nung time nung bubble,

02:11di ba nung time nung bubble,

02:13dumalaw siya,

02:14nung dumalaw sila,

02:16he took it upon himself

02:19na may pictures

02:21si Saline with me.

02:23Oo.

02:24And...

02:27Ang selfless eh.

02:29Okay.

02:30Hindi.

02:31Kasi yung happiness,

02:32takakahawa talaga siya.

02:34So, yung makita niya yung happiness nyo,

02:36parang like,

02:37this is so precious to me.

02:38No.

02:39Hindi.

02:40Ang sa akin,

02:41hindi mo yun pwedeng pekein.

02:42Yes.

02:43In-immortalize niya yung happiness na yun.

02:45Yes.

02:46Three days ago lang magkakasama kami

02:47without the kids.

02:48Oo.

02:49Di ba?

02:51So, we're friends.

02:53Oo.

02:54Ang sayang.

02:55We're friends.

02:56God's will talaga.

02:57Yes.

02:58Ang galing, di ba?

02:59Ang galing.

03:00Hmm.

03:01Pero ano bang dasal mo talaga?

03:03Para sa mga anak mo?

03:05Ano talaga yung lagi mong pinagdarasal?

03:08Una sa lahat,

03:09lahat ng dasal ko lagi is

03:11I'm very thankful

03:12that they grew up like that.

03:15Yes.

03:16You know?

03:17I have to say

03:19na

03:20Leah at saka si John,

03:21they

03:22did a great job

03:24sa mga bata.

03:25And

03:26now that I'm

03:30I'm

03:31I'm here,

03:32I'm just thankful that they actually

03:37accepted me again.

03:38Yes.

03:39To be part of

03:40of the family.

03:42At this stage kasi si

03:44ano na sila eh?

03:45They're old enough.

03:46No.

03:47I'm

03:48I'm just here to

03:49listen.

03:50To listen.

03:51To guide.

03:52To guide them.

03:53If they ask.

03:54Make them happy.

03:55To make them happy.

03:56To make them happy.

03:57To make them happy.

03:58And

03:59walang

04:01papantay pa sa kasi.

04:02Of course, masaya ako.

04:03Pero nung nakita nung mama ko

04:05yung dalawang apo niya

04:08after a very long time

04:11priceless.

04:14Priceless.

04:16Ganda.

04:19Labi ako yung tao.

04:20Labi.

04:22I'm

04:23halfway.

04:24Maybe.

04:25Maybe not even.

04:26Pero

04:27I know what I have to do.

04:29Yes.

04:30Naramdaman ko na to eh.

04:32Diba?

04:33Hindi ibig sabihin hindi ako magkakamali.

04:36Again, walang perfectong tao.

04:38Right now, yun lang yung priority ko.

04:41Ang priority ko, kids ko.

04:43Okay?

04:44Yun lang.

04:45Not even romantically, wala.

04:49I, kailangan ko itong gawin.

04:51And I need to fix myself.

04:53And I know that.

04:55Tsaka si Renato.

04:56At syempre, yung French bulldog ko,

04:58na...

05:00Si Renato.

05:02Na, totoo ba yan?

05:03Priority nyo si Renato.

05:04Sorry.

05:05Saan yung camera?

05:06Dali.

05:07Kunan nyo to.

05:08Kailangan makita nyo to.

05:09Yung...

05:10Ayan.

05:11Si Renato.

05:13Ang pangalan ng French bulldog ko, Renato,

05:15kasi...

05:16Renato.

05:17Ang birthday niya, March 4.

05:18Naka-birthday ng papa ko.

05:19Ang galing!

05:21Ah, kaya Renato!

05:23Panoorin nyo yung anak ko.

05:24Panoorin nyo itong ano to.

05:25Bunsu ko.

05:26Paano niya tutunan yan?

05:29Paano niya tutunan yan?

05:30Paano niya tutunan yan?

05:31Paano niya tutunan yan?

05:32Nakikita niya kasi.

05:35Nakita niya ako.

05:38Ganyan ka pala.

05:39Slowly but surely.

05:43At sya ka nakita mo?

05:44O.

05:45Yung sa kanya, ganun-ganun lang.

05:46O.

05:47Ganun din ako eh.

05:50Ay!

05:51Palakpakan natin, Paolo Conte!

05:56Palakpakan pa lang pa rin.

05:58Hindi ba tayo tapos dahil segue ito sa paborito nating segment.

06:01Tama, Kuya Pao.

06:02Siyempre.

06:03Executive Whisper.

06:04Executive Whisper.

06:05Meron kang dalawa, Kuya Pao.

06:06Alam na, alam mo na ito.

06:07Mag-executive whisper ito.

06:08Dami ko nang sinabi.

06:09Hindi.

06:10Ito.

06:11Iba naman ito.

06:12Meron kami dalawang question sa'yo para, Kuya Pao.

06:14Ang unang question to.

06:15Dalawang question.

06:16Okay.

06:17Unang tanong namin.

06:18Sino ang artista na muntik mo nang makasuntukan?

06:24Muntik lang ah.

06:25Yung hindi natuloy.

06:26Muntik lang.

06:27Pwede mo na yun.

06:28Nagkatuluyan ah.

06:29Ganun.

06:30Sino gusto nyo?

06:33Muntik lang ba yun?

06:35Oh.

06:37Alam ko yan.

06:38Sununtok ko talaga yung ***.

06:40Huwag na.

06:41Bango ng pangalan niya ngayon eh.

06:44I love it.

06:45Meron pa ba?

06:46Kuya Pao, meron pa.

06:47Meron pa.

06:48Hindi ko nga alam kung kaya ko ibitaw ito eh.

06:50Oh.

06:51Sino sa...

06:52Ba't may ganun?

06:53Ba't hindi kaya ko yung magtanong?

06:55Oh.

06:56Sino sa...

06:57Kuya Pao, ito para sa'yo ito ah.

06:58Sino sa lahat ng naging ex nyo po?

07:02Kanino ka ah.

07:03Sa lahat.

07:04Sa lahat ng naging ex nyo.

07:07Sino ka...

07:08Kanino ka pinaka nahirapan mag move on.

07:10Kahirap nahirap siya eh.

07:11Di ko bitaw ko.

07:12Saan nakamove on eh.

07:13Saan nakamove on eh.

07:14Saan nakamove on?

07:15Saan nakamove on?

07:16Dito lang ako nahirapan pa na.

07:18Sino naging ex mo nahirapan ka?

07:19Sa lahat daw ng mga naging jowa mo.

07:20Kanino ka pinaka nahirapan mag move on.

07:22Mag move on.

07:23Sino?

07:24Ano lang ako?

07:25Sino?

07:26Sino?

07:27Sino?

07:28Sino?

07:29Sino?

07:30Who?

07:31Who?

07:32Who?

07:33Who?

07:34What?

07:35What?

07:36What?

07:37What?

07:38Get out!

07:39What?

07:40I think I became a ****.

07:45Really?

07:46I was surprised.

07:48Yes.

07:49Yes.

07:50Yes.

07:51Yes.

07:52Yes.

07:53Yes.

07:54Yes.

07:55Yes.

07:56Yes.

07:57Yes.

07:58Peter.

07:59SO.

08:00Yes.

08:01Yes.

08:02Pagkakbakan natin si Paul.

08:04Woo!

08:05Parangas maraming salamat sa you kaya Pao.

08:08Wait lang!

08:09Stopsh.

08:10Awww.

08:11Kaya ako nagkakanin ito dahil sayo.

08:15Basta yung monster in you no?

08:18Nilabas mo yung baggano konda.

08:20Dago ba tayo magkalabasan sa malaloob, ito na ang batas natin for the week.

08:24What's that and for the week

08:26ay ang mema lang long.

08:27Kung may opinion ka,

08:29make sure makakatulong ito sa iba.

08:31Iba ang taong concerned

08:33sa mga taong mema.

08:34Ang concerned, may pakialam.

08:36Ang mema gusto lang makialam.

08:39O nga naman.

08:40Imbitahan mo nga

08:41mga nanonood sa ating ngayong pelikula.

08:43Kuya Pau.

08:44Ay, o po.

08:44Ang Happy Homes ni Diane Hilario.

08:48Panorin niyo po sana yan.

08:49Still showing.

08:51At ang Dear Satan,

08:53Ang Dear Santa, malapit na rin yan.

08:54Ang ganda nun.

08:55Ang saya.

08:56Gusto ko yung palo rin.

08:57Finally.

08:58Malapit na yan.

08:59Pero syempre, unain niyo muna yung ano,

09:01yung Happy Homes.

09:02Happy Homes.

09:02And of course, Bubble Gang.

09:04Palakpaka namin kasama pa,

09:06Jack Paolo Contis.

09:11Happy first anniversary ulit sa ating lahat.

09:14At next Saturday,

09:15live hearing ulit tayo

09:16at makakasama naman natin

09:17si Kylie Padilla.

09:19Wow, an exciting moment.

09:21Of course,

09:23di po natin makakalimutan.

09:24Maraming maraming salamat po sa Volt.

09:26Punta po kayo dito

09:27at ifollow nyo lang po

09:27ang kanilang social media account.

09:29I-search nyo lang po

09:30ang Volt Manila.

09:32Mga kay Yulal,

09:33maraming salamat sa inyong panunood

09:34at pakikinig sa amin.

09:36Lagi ninyong tandaan.

09:36Deserve mong tumawa.

09:38Ay, deserve nyong sumaya.

09:39Kaya mag-subscribe lang sa Yulal

09:40dahil dito ang hatid namin sa inyo.

09:43More tawa, more saya.

09:45Hearing adjourned.

09:46And I see you next Saturday.

09:47Yay!

09:51More tawa, more saya.

09:56More tawa, more saya.

10:05More tawa, more saya.

10:07We are

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