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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02And where's your boy, Rosanoff?
00:03My what?
00:04Scott Hunter is right next door.
00:06No, I mean, no, no, not your boy.
00:08Just, like, it's always, uh, Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:11He's hot.
00:12We should act and listen, like, making cold.
00:14He's an asshole, right?
00:15I mean, yeah, basically.
00:17The record for this event,
00:18currently held by the New York Admiral's Scott Hunter.
00:21Glad to see Rosanoff gonna hold my record
00:23for more than a minute.
00:24Let's shoot, bro.
00:25I thought it was Scott Hunter's year.
00:27Babe, can you believe Russia?
00:29Be nice, Bonnie.
00:30Hey, what did Ross say about it?
00:31I don't know.
00:32Listen to me, that's for sure.
00:34We're not, like, friends or anything.
00:36No worries.
00:37I'm sure someone else grabbed him.
00:38Seriously, this year, baby, we're coming for you.
00:40Trust me.
00:41You look great in silver, Bonnie.
00:42Don't even stress.
00:43Good one.
00:44I want some ice cream bad, man.
00:59Do you not find it weird that we're in a beach town in Russia
01:02in February talking about getting ice cream?
01:04Winter Olympics, baby.
01:05I'm sure this should be, right?
01:06Hey, isn't that...
01:07Oh, yeah.
01:08All in there.
01:09What's up, motherfucker?
01:10Good boys.
01:11Hey.
01:12All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
01:13My buddy Joe is in that program.
01:14We're training together.
01:15Would you guys be cool to do that?
01:16I'd love to show up for them.
01:17Oh, yeah, man.
01:18Show up for any dude who's that brave.
01:19What do you mean?
01:20Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
01:21I mean, fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like, hey,
01:38here's me.
01:39Russia is not safe for folks like that.
01:43Fucking balls of steel, man.
01:45Nope.
01:50Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your one-stop hockey shop.
02:00Today's first period topic is the inevitable one for the Admirals.
02:03What has happened to Scott Hunter?
02:0570 points last season.
02:07Yes, and we're six games into this season.
02:10A season he, he called need to win.
02:13Those are his words, and he has zero, zero points.
02:17He's in a fog.
02:19His passes aren't connecting.
02:21He's barely skating.
02:22I can't imagine he's amazing in the room right now.
02:24And he's already been announced as Team USA captain at the Olympics in Russia.
02:28OK.
02:29Now it's time to get us in Russia.
02:31Go!
02:32Go.
02:33Go!
02:34Go!
02:35Go!
02:36Go!
02:37Go!
02:38Go!
02:39Go!
02:40Go!
02:41Go!
02:42Go!
02:43Go!
02:44Go!
02:45I am very sorry about that.
03:11It's really not a big deal.
03:12How may I help you?
03:13Uh, what's, uh, what's good?
03:17Um, just a bunch of very decent smoothies with deeply stupid names.
03:23Any allergies?
03:24No, no, no, I'm easy.
03:25Okay.
03:26Um, I mean, the best one's the blueberry one, but...
03:29Oh, you mean Blue Moon Over Brooklyn?
03:30Yeah, yeah, that's it.
03:32But what?
03:34Oh, um, nothing.
03:35Just when I make it for myself in the morning, I add a banana.
03:39Oh, so you're kind of wild.
03:41I mean, it wouldn't be the first time somebody's told me that.
03:46Uh, yeah, that actually sounds pretty good.
03:48Yeah?
03:49Blueberry with a banana.
03:50I take that.
03:51If it's okay to order off-menu.
03:54Yep.
03:54I mean, technically it was my idea, so I think we can get away with it this time.
03:59Oh, you weren't kidding.
04:24It's really hot.
04:25Oh, yeah, the banana makes a big difference, I think.
04:30I don't know.
04:31I guess it must.
04:36Here.
04:37Thanks.
04:40Um, that's way too much.
04:43It's for you.
04:44It's a great smoothie.
04:45Thanks again, Kip.
04:52Girl.
04:54Holy shit.
04:59Was that Scott Hunter?
05:01Was that what?
05:02Scott Hunter, the hockey player.
05:06Girl.
05:07Clock winding down in the second period.
05:102-1 for Anaheim.
05:11We have girls with the draw.
05:12And this is what we're watching?
05:15We barely get to see you because you're always working, but at least when we do, we get to watch, uh, what is this?
05:21Let me, let me check my name.
05:22Hockey?
05:23Shut up, Sean.
05:24We have to turn it off.
05:25No, no, no, no.
05:25Please keep it on.
05:26Huh?
05:27Thank you, Kyle.
05:28Thank you, Kyle.
05:30Thank you, Kyle.
05:31You're welcome.
05:33Twice.
05:33He said tip.
05:34Like, he used your actual name twice.
05:36Maria, that is setting the bar so low.
05:39And it didn't even sound stupid when he said it.
05:41It almost sounded hot.
05:42Okay, that's not fair.
05:43Not hot.
05:43Just normal.
05:45Okay.
05:45Don't listen to it.
05:46Fuck both of you, okay?
05:47Kip is short for Christopher.
05:48It's not that weird.
05:49It's short bus for Christopher.
05:51And please don't tell me you used that name on your grad school application.
05:54Oh, my God.
05:54Why are we talking about my dumb name?
05:56He said it.
05:57He said it.
05:59Another round?
06:00Thank you, Kyle.
06:02Thank you, Kyle.
06:04I'm Trivia Ball.
06:05And you?
06:05Fogg sends it back to Hunter.
06:06Thank you, Kyle.
06:08Look, look, look.
06:09He's on the TV right now.
06:11Sean, look right now.
06:11Oh, my God.
06:12Okay.
06:13Fogg's to Hunter.
06:14Hunter's in front of the net.
06:15And he scores!
06:17A rare goal from Scott.
06:19Oh, wow.
06:20Right?
06:20He knows your name.
06:22Yeah.
06:23I mean, he's definitely not gay, but...
06:25Shut the fuck up.
06:26He's making gay.
06:27Jesus Christ.
06:31He scored a hat trick last night.
06:32Are you asking me what that means, or are you just telling me something I already know?
06:37I just didn't realize that...
06:38We literally watched the game, Kip.
06:46Nice to see you again, Kip.
06:47Nice to see you again.
06:49Uh, Scott.
06:50You're Scott Hunter, right?
06:53I am.
06:54This is awesome.
06:55I mean, wow.
06:56You had a night last night.
06:57Oh, did you watch?
06:58I did, yeah.
06:59I don't usually...
07:00Sorry, that sounds rude.
07:02I'm...
07:02No, I got it.
07:04Well, I watched the playoffs last year with my dad.
07:06It was amazing.
07:07He's a huge fan.
07:09But, yeah.
07:09I watched last night.
07:11Wow.
07:11Um, you know, when something goes right with my game, I try to repeat it, and then I try to perfect it.
07:20Okay.
07:21So, I'd love another smoothie, please.
07:25Anything you'd like different?
07:27Nothing at all.
07:29There you go.
07:31Okay.
07:32You really can't keep doing this.
07:33I really can.
07:35Uh, see you next game day, I hope.
07:37Dude.
07:43Girl.
07:44Was that?
07:45Yes, it fucking was.
07:53Sorry I'm late.
07:55No outside food or drink.
07:56Fuck off, Kyle.
08:01And I know the whole smoothie thing is done, or whatever, but he just keeps saying my name, and it's low-key making me crazy.
08:07Wait, you're still coming with me to that fundraiser, though, right?
08:09Because I am not looking for a date.
08:11Yes.
08:11I told you I could come, and it's in, like, two months.
08:14Could you please listen to me?
08:15Kyle, remote.
08:22Extra shrimp.
08:26New York with control of the fucking news.
08:28Now I'm fully listening.
08:30What are you doing?
08:30Just putting the game on.
08:31Elena.
08:32What?
08:33It's a sports bar.
08:34Let's watch sport.
08:36Am I being crazy?
08:37What does Maria say?
08:38She says he's funny.
08:39Me too.
08:40Well, she is much smarter than you.
08:42And probably this idiot.
08:44He's not an idiot.
08:48Jesus.
08:49Right.
08:51When's his next home game?
08:53Come on.
08:54If you don't know when his next home game is, how are you going to plan your next shift?
08:56I don't plan my shifts.
08:58I just gobble up as many as I can.
09:01Saturday.
09:01They play at home again on Saturday.
09:03Are you working?
09:07Fuck.
09:08No.
09:09Fix that.
09:18Yeah.
09:19Hey.
09:20I didn't know if you, uh...
09:24Well, it's nice to see you.
09:30Blue Moon over Brooklyn, please.
09:32Extra banana.
09:32Yeah.
09:32This one's on the house.
09:41Oh, come on.
09:42It's above my pay grade.
09:43Management heard you came in.
09:45And no, you may not tip me.
09:47And yes, I'm using proper grammar to prove to you that I'm being serious.
09:51Okay.
09:52Um...
09:53Uh, may I drink this here?
09:56Uh, I've got some emails to answer, so I thought...
09:59Yeah.
09:59You totally may.
10:01I'm leaving.
10:17Oh, my God.
10:27you're not worried about breaking your routine
10:35uh no i'm not actually that obsessive
10:39turns out i'm too lazy to be a serial killer i took a quiz i don't even think it could be a spree
10:46killer what's a spree killer someone who kills multiple people at the same time but isn't a
10:54serial killer someone who kills multiple people minimum three but over a period of time not all
10:59at once how do you know that i i read a lot of murder books and uh yeah serial killers make me
11:10feel not obsessive which which is a relief well i've read some things about athletes okay okay
11:20before you say anything else yes i agree and yes there are at least two guys on my team that
11:24possibly off the record yes maybe but no not me no i swear barely had two concussions
11:31okay so what no left sock right sock stop shaving no sex all that stuff oh no yeah yeah all of that
11:40but that's that's not cte stuff that's just science science only really matters during the playoffs oh
11:45okay that's super comforting listen i know you're more of an art guy so it's not like i expect you
11:50to get the ins and outs of science and just to be clear i'm not complaining about the whole
11:55stop shaving thing i mean you all look like hot lumberjacks by the end of may
11:58do you want to come to my game tonight i have two seats no one's taking them so i mean uh if if if you
12:20want yeah yeah yeah yeah i want um fuck man that's crazy thank you super happy to do it
12:29you sure i'm sure
12:34these are better than my company seats i get it these are really good seats well yeah they're heads
12:44you know we're first date but i think i'm into this what are you talking about well you're with a
12:51girl and he's out oh my god shut up elena
12:53oh wow that wasn't it wasn't to me that was he just nodded at you no there's no proof of that
13:03wait for fuck's sake
13:11good job i love you i love you i love you i love you good job i love you hey hunter too bad you can't
13:29play at home every night right it's better for you huh go fuck yourself rosanoff all right it's more fun if you're there
13:37hey thanks
13:41hope next time we play you decide to show up
13:49cheap
13:52true
13:53starting to sound like them
13:58i'm sorry what
14:01you fucking heard me honda what the fuck is that supposed to mean well there's something you
14:08really don't expect to see especially after the final whistle and especially from hollander and
14:13hunter a fittingly brutal end to yet another brutal road trivity out
14:17i'm gonna hit the sack yeah there you go handsome all right have a good day off
14:27it's not a day off i'm doing that uh that catering thing tomorrow yeah i just you know you get to sleep in for once
14:32so i'm just happy for you it's all i meant you know i uh i'm proud of your hustle kiddo you know you didn't get that
14:42to the scholarship anyway so please no jinxing me no way no way good night night dad love you
14:49love you back
14:50what's happening to you uh what's your problem i can't find my my black suit and i have to leave so so soon
15:07okay okay well it's with the dry cleaning in my closet so why are you freaking out
15:11thank you okay hey hey are you okay yeah i'm fine i just i need the money and i can't fuck this job
15:17yes and i get it but you're not gonna fuck it up because you're amazing and it's gonna be great
15:22i love you yeah you too yes buddy
15:26i'm so sorry about that i'm really sorry oh you're a mess it's okay it's not my only talks
15:46new york used to have professional waiters now it's all just models you can't carry a tray
15:52it's uh it's really okay i'm so sorry again oh bunny
15:57babe i don't know what that was i know i'm a complete fuck up and i'm sorry you're not a
16:05complete fuck up this is not rocket science or whatever it is you're into art sean please don't
16:10fire me no one is firing you just calm down okay and get your shit together okay okay
16:16i know you need the money baby okay deep breath inhale exhale
16:24you think you can handle quiche they're dry
16:28hey hey i am so sorry about earlier that that woman is horrible and i'm the one who should
16:50apologize i was standing right in front of the kitchen door like an idiot no i'm the idiot you're
16:54just a normal hungry person at a fundraiser and that woman did seem horrible full disclosure i hate
17:00this food full disclosure i hate serving it i'm i'm sorry i have to do you like mexican food
17:07yeah of course i'm not a serial killer or even a spree killer you sure yeah it was the time but do you
17:17have the time to grab a bite with me like when this this thing is over tonight yeah with you
17:25uh wow oh yeah yeah okay yeah yeah because there's uh there's this great place right around the corner
17:32and it's open late and okay um you don't mind wait until i'm done not even a little
17:38hi
18:00that's a long line is it worth it um probably not right we also don't actually have to do this
18:20how would you feel about where we am
18:22holy shit
18:38oh my god
18:46i mean i i figured you'd have a nice place but this is insane
19:10do you want a full tour now or uh four i pick or
19:32oh my god
19:52wow you are so beautiful
20:00i can't believe you're doing it to me i'm so into you so into you i guess i'm thinking
20:22oh my god
20:34oh my god
20:36oh my god
20:37oh my god
20:41What are you doing?
20:53I didn't want to wake you.
20:55And I just thought, since you have your game tomorrow, and...
20:59You know...
21:01Can you stay?
21:09Yeah.
21:13Then stay, please.
21:39Did I wake you?
21:53Oh.
21:53Okay, I meant to surprise you, and I was going to go out and get stuff, but I looked in your
21:58fridge, and you basically had all the ingredients.
22:00I know I shouldn't be snooping around, but I didn't have to do that much snooping.
22:04You were very organized.
22:05And I thought, since I'm not working today, but you still have your game, that you probably
22:09still want you.
22:19Oh.
22:21Can I fuck you?
22:24Absolutely.
22:25So...
22:39I should probably go.
22:43What if you didn't go?
22:55Like ever?
22:58Fuck.
22:58All that serial killer talk was you warning me, wasn't it?
23:00I'm going to say a bunch of things, okay?
23:14And I know I'm too intense.
23:17Everyone tells me that, but I just, I can't help it.
23:20Is it okay?
23:20Can I be too intense?
23:24Yeah.
23:24Yeah, I, um, I never do this.
23:33Never brought anyone back here.
23:35Like ever.
23:38Um, yeah.
23:39My life is, uh, is complicated.
23:43Yeah, I, I get that.
23:49And I can't, um, come out.
23:54Like, not, not right now.
24:00Too many people depend on me for too much, and it would just, it would fuck everything
24:03up.
24:05And so I just thought I would, um, I don't know, wait, I guess.
24:13Yeah, wait till hockey was over, and then maybe I could fade away better.
24:19But I, um, you, it's just, uh, I want you so bad.
24:34Oh, so bad.
24:39And I know that you barely know me, so why would you even consider something that's, that's
24:42probably fucked up.
24:43Like, I, I know I'm fucked up.
24:45I get it.
24:45I'm, I'm not pretending.
24:46I'm not.
24:48But I really, really like you.
24:50I want you to stay.
24:56So I'm, I'm asking for what I want.
25:01I want you to be here when I get back from practice later.
25:03And I, uh, I want you to be here when I come home from my game tonight.
25:11I, um, I want you more than I've wanted anything in a long time.
25:20Is, uh, is that too much?
25:22You can say it if it is, um, do you say something, though?
25:31I think I'd love to be here when you get back.
26:01And I don't think you're too lazy to be a serial killer.
26:06Really?
26:07Yeah, really.
26:09Yeah, you're definitely not lazy.
26:17Hey.
26:19How was practice?
26:27I don't know, like, uh, a few days ago?
26:29Yes, I sent in the applications.
26:32Yes, I mean, even to be you.
26:34And yes, I know we hate Boston.
26:37With Elena, Dad, I'm staying with Elena.
26:40So I don't have to schlep to work.
26:41I get to sleep in an extra hour.
26:44Fuck, yes.
26:46Nothing, Dad, now.
26:47I'm just watching the game.
26:48Yes, with Elena.
26:50Oh, my God.
26:51Oh, my God.
27:01Where has she even been?
27:02Oh, please.
27:03I saw you three days ago.
27:05Single since forever, overworked like she has two wicked steps.
27:08Then she gets a man and vanishes.
27:11What a cliche.
27:12I don't have a man.
27:13Hey, kid.
27:14Keep the boyfriend on TV at all times.
27:15Please, Kyle.
27:16Oh, my God.
27:17Guys, he's a customer.
27:18He's not my boyfriend.
27:19Oh, I don't have a fucking boyfriend.
27:21Oh.
27:22Oh.
27:23Oh.
27:23Oh.
27:24Oh.
27:25Oh.
27:30Oh.
27:31Oh, hiya.
27:41Morning, Scott.
27:43Morning, Kev.
27:43The usual, please.
27:45Yeah.
27:47Extra banana.
27:52I'm not sure what I'm going to do without these on my road trip.
27:54I'm pretty sure they have smoothies in other cities.
27:57I'm not like these, they don't.
28:01Do you really think this is a secret?
28:04What's a secret?
28:06Nothing's happening.
28:07He's just flirting with me or whatever.
28:09He's straight, I think.
28:11Girl.
28:20There's pasta salad in the fridge.
28:22Chicken, no feta.
28:24Oh, yeah?
28:25Where?
28:25For me.
28:26I made it.
28:30You dead?
28:31I'm not just a pretty face.
28:36Oh, but you're a very pretty face.
28:43What's that?
28:44It's an artist I love.
28:46He has a new shot.
28:47Oh, cool.
28:47Mm-hmm.
28:48I should buy some art.
28:51What?
28:52Hey, I'm not just a pretty face, either.
28:53No, no, no, no.
28:54You're also a very, very hot body.
28:59Oh, my God.
29:01You don't have to do this.
29:13That's cool.
29:15This would look great in the living room.
29:27Not on the fireplace wall, but on the way to the bedroom, I think it would...
29:31I'm sorry.
29:35Sorry, I just...
29:36It's okay.
29:37Um, maybe we should...
29:40Amazing, isn't it?
29:42Yeah, it's beautiful.
29:43So, are you two just browsing or shopping to buy or...
29:50Oh, I think we're...
29:51Yeah, I think we're just browsing right now.
29:52Yeah.
29:53Excuse me.
29:54Sorry, he's not feeling well.
29:59No problem.
30:00I'm, uh...
30:13I'm really sorry.
30:15I thought I could do that.
30:17I really thought I could.
30:18I wanted to.
30:19I just...
30:19It's okay.
30:20No, it's not.
30:24I know, it's not.
30:25Come here.
30:26No, it's not.
30:56I mean, it's brutal.
30:57I think I'm cursed.
30:58Cursed?
30:59Like, scary old lady cursed?
31:01I know.
31:02I know it's dumb, but I'm not the only one who's superstitious.
31:07Would you be jealous if I got my smoothies from some other guy?
31:11Maybe.
31:11Probably.
31:13Well, what if I filled you in on all the juicy details?
31:16Like, like how he blended them?
31:17Ooh, what if I actually was a scary old lady?
31:20Or what if you always kind of had one with you?
31:23What do you mean?
31:25Oh.
31:27Here.
31:30Okay.
31:32Okay, I know it's dumb.
31:34I know it's dumb.
31:35But I saw them at a bodega, and I thought they looked like your smoothie.
31:44I love them.
31:45Yeah?
31:46I love them so much.
31:54Can I fuck you?
31:56Absolutely.
31:57Fuck yes.
32:09And it's through passage of Doyle. Doyle backhands the Bucs to the seat of Hunter.
32:13Fuck yes!
32:16That's two tonight. If you say it out loud, it's the curse broken.
32:20Hunter hasn't scored twice in an away game since last season.
32:29What?
32:31Say it out loud.
32:33Say what?
32:35Okay, it's not...
32:38It's... what?
32:42Okay, here's what I know.
32:44Helena.
32:45Shut up. You're in love with him.
32:46I'm not in love with him.
32:48You are.
32:51Have you at least told your dad?
32:56For how long now?
32:58A little over two months.
33:00Oh, baby.
33:01Helena, you can't tell.
33:04If anyone finds out that it's...
33:05That it's Scott?
33:06Obviously, I'm not going to tell anyone, but Kip.
33:10He can't come out right now, okay?
33:12He really wants to...
33:14It's amazing.
33:16He's amazing.
33:17And I've never been happier.
33:20Honestly.
33:20What's the plan, babe?
33:27I don't...
33:28I don't know.
33:30What does your dad think?
33:33That I'm fucking some married guy, probably.
33:37I kind of wish you were.
33:37Oh, just don't say that.
33:40Please, just...
33:41Please be happy for me.
33:45I can't wait to see you in a tux tomorrow night.
33:48I am going to be super well behaved for you.
33:50I only care that you're handsome.
33:51You bitch.
33:56Scott's going to be there tomorrow night, too.
33:57Oh, I know.
33:58And you better be ready for me.
34:00I don't know.
34:30Hey, Dad.
34:34Oh, my God.
34:35You're not dead.
34:36No, I'm alive.
34:37Well, that is a relief.
34:38I didn't want to have to call the Lord.
34:40You know, I miss you.
34:41I miss you, too, Dad.
34:43All right.
34:44Are you going to be making an appearance here at some point in the near future?
34:47Yes, I will.
34:50I'm going to come for dinner this week.
34:51I promise.
34:52Perfect.
34:53How's work?
34:55Well, work is fine.
34:56You know, Barry's being a pain in my ass, but...
34:58Well, Barry's an asshole.
35:00No, he hurt his foot, so at least it's something new this time.
35:03Yeah, well, Barry's always been an asshole.
35:05Who taught you to talk like that?
35:07You did.
35:08You taught me to talk like that.
35:09That sounds about right.
35:10And, um, nothing in the mail, right?
35:15Kip, if there was something in the mail, I would not have forgotten about it.
35:18I know, I know.
35:19I just figured I'd check.
35:22Okay.
35:23Don't worry about that.
35:24Okay.
35:25Don't think about that, okay?
35:27It's going to come when it comes.
35:28Look, I'm not going to keep you.
35:29I love you.
35:30All right.
35:31You, too, Dad.
35:32You, too, Dad, what?
35:33I love you, too, Dad.
35:36There.
35:36I said it.
35:37Oh, my God.
35:38Sorry, it's such a struggle.
35:39Oh, God.
35:39Okay, bye.
35:40Bye-bye.
35:40Bye-bye.
35:40Bye-bye.
36:10Bye-bye.
36:40You know what?
36:44He's here.
36:45You need to chill out.
36:48My God.
36:50Can I have some of yours?
36:52Yeah.
36:53Thanks.
36:57Well, I like our playoff chances this year.
36:59I think we might even get some home ice advantage.
37:01Well, if this guy keeps playing the way he has been, maybe.
37:05What changed?
37:06You mean a nice girl or something?
37:08I think we just found an agreement with the team.
37:12Excuse me, gentlemen.
37:13I think I spotted an old friend.
37:15No, I'm just ribbing you, Scott.
37:17You know your parents would be so proud of you, right?
37:20Your mom especially.
37:22She would have just been thrilled.
37:23Thanks, Tom.
37:26Thanks.
37:26Excuse me.
37:30Hey.
37:31Okay?
37:32Yeah.
37:33Yeah.
37:33I should be used to it.
37:34I'm Kip, right?
37:44Christopher.
37:45Money's all dressed up.
37:46I'm Elena.
37:47Nice to meet you, Elena.
37:49I'm Scott.
37:49Pleasure.
37:50Scott.
37:51You look beautiful.
37:52You both do.
37:54Uh, sorry.
37:56Yeah, we both clean up pretty well.
37:58Okay, if I go get more drinks, do you promise to start talking, Christopher?
38:06Yes, of course.
38:07Great.
38:08Another beer, Scott?
38:09That'd be lovely.
38:16Are you enjoying the evening?
38:18I am.
38:20Are you?
38:21Looking forward to the after party, honestly.
38:23Okay.
38:23Okay.
38:28Touched this perfectly.
38:29Thanks.
38:30And thanks.
38:32I mean, you didn't have to.
38:33I wanted to.
38:38Okay.
38:42Elena knows.
38:43I'm sorry.
38:45Yeah.
38:46Kind of got that.
38:48It's, uh, it's okay.
38:49She's, uh, she's discreet, right?
38:52Yeah, totally.
38:52Totally.
38:53I just, I, she kind of figured it out, and I guess I had to tell someone.
38:58It's okay.
38:59Really.
39:00Very.
39:04This is so weird.
39:07Yeah.
39:08You should leave early, as soon as I do my speech.
39:10Eh, not before you dance with me.
39:12Pardon?
39:13I want to dance.
39:15Elena's a killer.
39:17How could I possibly say no?
39:24So, what are your intentions with my kid?
39:28I'm serious.
39:29He's crazy about you.
39:31I'm crazy about him, too.
39:32I really am.
39:34He's also miserable.
39:37Are you miserable, too?
39:40No.
39:43Wait.
39:44What do you mean?
39:46Nobody wants to be kept a secret.
39:48He's not.
39:48He is.
39:51Eyes on me, handsome.
39:52I'm doing my best.
39:57I, I love him.
39:58I just can't do better right now.
40:01I, I've been honest.
40:03I know.
40:04And he's so in love with you that he'll put up with it.
40:07But it's killing him.
40:16I'm not saying any of this to be mean.
40:18I'm really not.
40:19And you seem great.
40:21But he's great, too.
40:27He deserves the best.
40:29He deserves sunshine.
40:43And so do you.
40:45It's my birthday on Sunday.
40:55I know.
40:56I've already got the key to her lined up.
40:58Surf and turf.
41:00Because we're not choosing.
41:01You know, uh, the Kingfisher?
41:05It's the bar I told you about where I watch all your games?
41:08Mm-hmm.
41:10A couple of my friends are throwing me just like a little party there.
41:13It's not even really a party.
41:15It's just hanging out or whatever.
41:17Right.
41:18It's a, it's a gay bar.
41:20But it's not a club.
41:22It's just a bar.
41:23It's honestly more of a hockey bar now, thanks to me.
41:26It's too.
41:26And I was thinking that you could just come as my friend.
41:31As somebody who buys smoothies from me.
41:33I mean, Maria knows.
41:34My friend Sean knows.
41:36They know that you buy smoothies from me.
41:43I can't.
41:46I can't do that.
41:50I wish I could.
41:51I, I, I want to.
41:54I want to tell everyone.
41:57I want people to know you're mine.
42:00That I love you.
42:02I love you too.
42:04Soon, maybe.
42:09I mean, in a few years.
42:14I know, I know how it sounds.
42:17But it, it'll go by quickly.
42:18I promise.
42:20And then we can be normal with, like, like other people.
42:23Well.
42:26I heard what you said in your speech tonight.
42:31And I know that they're your family.
42:34And that you feel responsible for them.
42:36And I get that, Scott.
42:38I, I really, really get that.
42:40But.
42:42I, I have a family too.
42:45And I keep lying to them.
42:48And I don't want to.
42:51And I miss them.
42:52I, I, I miss my dad.
42:56Sorry.
42:57I, that's not what I meant.
42:58It's okay.
42:59I know what you meant.
42:59I'm gonna go home tonight.
43:08I need to.
43:09Thank you, thank you.
43:39Thank you for coming.
43:41For those of you who've attended before, feel free to ignore my sob story and go straight to the bar.
43:47But for those of you who don't know it, here's the short version.
43:52My parents were both junior hockey coaches, and they were hit by a drunk driver when I was 12 years old.
44:02Mercifully for them, they died instantly.
44:04Mercifully for me, the St. Thomas Scholarships existed.
44:11I didn't have anybody else to help me.
44:15I had a lot of memories, a love of hockey, and a huge hole in my heart.
44:22St. Thomas filled it with hope.
44:25The hope of a new family.
44:27Things weren't always easy.
44:31You know, they never are for anybody.
44:32But in hockey, I found what I was missing.
44:37First at my high school, then later at college, and now here with the Admirals.
44:43And I never looked back, because I never had to.
44:46The family I craved, the family that I needed, that I still need today, hockey gave it to me.
44:59And St. Thomas gave me hockey.
45:00So from the bottom of my heart, I want to thank you all for being here tonight, and for supporting this cause.
45:08Because it's not just a scholarship, it's everything that comes with it.
45:13It's a whole world, a whole life.
45:16It's everything.
45:49I don't want to.
45:53Hey.
45:58Hey.
46:00My boy.
46:02Come here.
46:03What's up?
46:04Oh.
46:05Hey.
46:07I'm sorry.
46:08You got nothing to be sorry for, silly.
46:11Oh.
46:14Oh.
46:15Oh.
46:15Here's a pretty funny thing.
46:26And a bullfucker ride.
46:27Congrats, Will.
46:28Love you, man.
46:28Oh.
46:29Oh.
46:29Oh.
46:30Oh.
46:30Oh.
46:31Oh.
46:31Oh.
46:32Oh.
46:32Oh.
46:33Oh.
46:33Oh.
46:34Oh.
46:34Oh.
46:34Oh.
46:35Oh.
46:35Oh.
46:36Oh.
46:36Oh.
46:37Oh.
46:37Oh.
46:38Oh.
46:38Oh.
46:39Oh.
46:39Oh.
46:40Oh.
46:40Oh.
46:41Oh.
46:42Oh.
46:42Hey, good dress, man.
47:02It's a gold medal fucking game.
47:03Yeah.
47:05Yeah, totally.
47:06I'm going to sleep.
47:36Tie me up with dark love, shiver down my empty spine.
47:42Oh, what's the price of being young?
47:47I think her lips are close to mine.
47:53Her eyes are loosely gone, painted nails have fallen off.
47:59I think her lips are close to mine.
48:06I'm going to sleep.
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