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00:00Mentions were high in the house.
00:02Everyone's just got their sob story, yada, yada, yada.
00:06It's actually real stories.
00:08With the eviction showdown fast approaching.
00:11Am I being mean? I don't want to be mean. I'm going to cry now.
00:16As Big Brother brought more Christmas gifts.
00:19That might just make your heart jingle for all the wrong reasons.
00:23My heart jingle's enough.
00:24No.
00:25A wicked twist on the advent calendar.
00:27What are you doing?
00:29There's prawns in there.
00:32The housemates had to face their festive fear.
00:38No.
00:39Chili.
00:40Oh, no.
00:41Your eyes are watering.
00:42No, they're not.
00:43It all ended in tears.
00:45Seeds are stuck in my brace wires.
00:48You have passed.
00:50That is disgusting, bro.
00:52And the house got their shopping budget.
00:54See, that looks like a waste of money, don't you reckon?
00:57Can I just get the sausages?
00:59While our lovebirds...
01:01I couldn't believe it.
01:02...kept the kissing under wraps.
01:06Right under their noses, they don't even know what's going on.
01:09Tonight.
01:14I think she likes conflict so that the house will split.
01:17The gloves are off.
01:19Not appreciating all the little digs you've been doing.
01:21You don't appreciate all the digs I've been giving.
01:23In the final surge towards a major elimination.
01:28Colin, stop!
01:29Because I know that you think you've got that high horse.
01:31Oh, you know what I think, do you?
01:32I don't like this towards the end.
01:34But there's a huge plot twist no one will see coming.
01:38I really don't want it to turn into Jerry Springer at the end.
01:41I really don't.
01:42While a secret mission for the boys...
01:44You must secretly steal each item on this list.
01:49...turns the festive season of giving...
01:51Yeah, I didn't expect it to go to that level.
01:54...to the sneaky season of stealing.
01:57It's day 26 in the Big Brother house.
02:23And after a week of Christmas celebrations,
02:26the housemates are waking up merrier than ever.
02:29Whoa, Jesus.
02:33This is Big Brother.
02:36Good morning, housemates.
02:38Good morning.
02:39This might just be your best day yet.
02:42What does that even mean?
02:45Coco.
02:47Coco, my face.
02:49I have a double...
02:51Listen, Coco's Christmas Cafe is closed, dude.
02:55You've got to go in the kitchen and get it yourself.
02:57What?
02:57The coffee machine is now in the...
02:59So you can make your own coffee.
03:01Oh, I'm so happy.
03:04Take me with you, Eddie.
03:06Eddie, Eddie, Eddie.
03:08Oh my gosh, I'll wedgie you so deep.
03:11Come on, let's go.
03:16Boys are weird.
03:17Do you want me to go to the fridge?
03:19Yeah, look.
03:20I just poo like that.
03:24How do you listen to your horn?
03:29As soon as we passed the fridge.
03:31What happened?
03:32Maybe because it's not cool.
03:33What happened with Ryan?
03:34No.
03:36It's not fair enough.
03:36This is our life now.
03:41Oh, God, help us, man.
03:46We've gone from being faithful wives
03:48to seeing a myriad of bums in...
03:50I know.
03:51..in 20 days.
03:52Mind you, at least that one wasn't a hairy one, though.
03:54Yeah, that one was more pleasant.
03:56No, I've got a full bladder. I want to wee myself.
04:00I would just like to ask,
04:01do you think there's a chance that I have the Guinness World Record
04:04for most farts done by a TV show character live-action, bro?
04:11That could be cool.
04:16You got up on the right side of the weather, sir, today.
04:19What?
04:20You just seem much more cheery, much more happy.
04:22Yeah, happy to be here. Could be my last day.
04:24As a nominated housemate, how are you feeling this morning?
04:28Feeling good, actually.
04:30Feels good. We're coming to the end of it.
04:33In a cheerful mood and, yeah, it's nice to wake up to everyone
04:36and everyone seems to be in a good mood
04:38and having a coffee together.
04:40Do you want me to make you a coffee?
04:42Oh, my gosh. You're such a weirdo.
04:49Oh, my God. Can you just not seriously, though?
04:52I haven't had my coffee yet.
04:53So, no worries about being nominated.
04:56Oh, look, it is a worry, you know, like, I don't...
04:59I've probably played it off a little bit cool last night
05:01after thinking about it, you know, in bed last night.
05:03I do really want to be here and I do really want to be here till the end.
05:06You know, there's such, you know, such amazing people in here.
05:11Obviously with a few hiccups here and there because there always is,
05:14but we love each other deep down.
05:16We know it's a game, but at the same time we really are a family
05:18and it's going to be sad to see any of us leave.
05:21So, to be honest, big brother, I'm just trying to be as positive as I can.
05:26Yeah, I thought that was banger, bro.
05:28That was great.
05:29I'm losing all my eyebrows as I get older.
05:41You are?
05:42Yep.
05:43Really?
05:44I've got, like, no eyebrows at the end.
05:46I've, like...
05:47Oh, yeah, sometimes they do taper off at the end, though, don't they?
05:50I don't know.
05:51I'm, like...
05:52I don't have enough hair to pluck.
05:54Yeah, yeah.
05:55Got ya.
05:56Yeah.
05:59It must feel nice not being nominated, Em.
06:04I was shocked.
06:05I was pretty certain that I was going to be in that group.
06:08I can't believe there's only us three girls left.
06:11I know.
06:12It's a boy's world.
06:13It is, isn't it?
06:14It must feel amazing to make it to the end, you know what I mean?
06:17Oh, I mean...
06:19I mean, that's if it is.
06:20I mean, who knows?
06:21There could be a sneaky one in between.
06:22This is a thing.
06:23We just don't know, do we, love?
06:28Emily.
06:29Good morning, big brother.
06:30How are you?
06:31What can big brother do for you?
06:32Oh, I've just got a little bit of a...
06:34Like, a little bit of a weight on my shoulders.
06:36I...
06:37I, um...
06:38It's just getting to me a little bit that I nominated Coco.
06:42Why is that?
06:44Well, because I do like Coco.
06:46I think she's a lovely, lovely girl.
06:48In all reality, I don't want anyone to go.
06:50I just...
06:51I don't know.
06:52I just feel...
06:53I feel bad about it.
06:54I love the fact that, um...
06:57Bruce has dry shampoo.
06:59I think it's the funniest thing ever.
07:00Oh, yeah.
07:01Boy, it's the funniest thing ever.
07:02I know, right?
07:03Bless him.
07:04Wait, I'm like...
07:05Do you even...
07:06What guy has that?
07:07I might grab a bit of that after you're done.
07:09Yeah.
07:10It's so funny.
07:11I'm like...
07:12That guy has dry shampoo.
07:14That's classic days.
07:15Emily.
07:16Yep.
07:17A nomination does not have to mean that you do not like that person.
07:22No, I'll...
07:23Yeah.
07:24Well, yeah.
07:25Well, that's it.
07:26Because I do like her.
07:27Yeah.
07:28No, but...
07:29That would usually be the biggest, like, what to me?
07:32But now, like, I'm using it, so it's like...
07:34It's great.
07:35This one smells good.
07:36Huh?
07:37This one's a great one.
07:38Smells good.
07:39Oh, it's nice.
07:42It's all just a game.
07:44You like saying that, don't you?
07:46Just reminding you.
07:47Yeah, I...
07:48Roger that.
07:50It doesn't mean that your remaining days will be easy.
07:55Well...
07:57No, I understand that, but I did vomit on national television, so...
08:01I mean...
08:03I know it could get worse, but I do think I've reached the bottom of the barrel there.
08:09Can you still taste the blue cheese?
08:11No.
08:13No.
08:14I tried to drown it with a scotch finger, a couple of scotch fingers yesterday.
08:18It seemed to have hidden or destroyed some of those flavours and aromas.
08:22Well, that's a win.
08:23It is.
08:24It's a win for me, big brother.
08:25Big brother.
08:29After recent accusations of spending too much time with Bruce, Coco is trying to reconnect with Alana.
08:37How are you feeling?
08:38You feeling good?
08:39Because you, like, you must be feeling good not being up for noms too.
08:42Yeah, it was just nice not to be...
08:44This morning, it was nice to wake up and go,
08:47I get a day off from that pending sense of doom of...
08:51Pending sense of doom.
08:52What's going to happen?
08:53What's going to happen?
08:54And I think because it's so close to the end, it doesn't...
08:56It's not like it used to...
08:57It doesn't feel like it used to feel anyway.
08:59It just feels like there's more tension in the house or something though.
09:03It's because of the concentration.
09:05It's the dynamics.
09:06The dynamics are different.
09:07Yeah, I know what you mean.
09:08It's like, it feels like there's just like...
09:11Even just like, even...
09:12Because me and you were so close and it feels like we've just like drifted apart of it.
09:16Yeah.
09:17And I just don't know what's going...
09:18Have I done something?
09:19No, I just think it's...
09:21You've just spent more time with Bruce.
09:23And I'm not hurt about it.
09:25I just think that Bruce has become your person.
09:28Like, I'm trying to just distribute my energy equally the same, but it just feels like
09:33sometimes it's a little harder to come into the conversation with you and Em than it is
09:36just to just slide into the boys' convoy.
09:38It's a different energy.
09:39Yeah.
09:40A lot of their stuff is mindless.
09:41You don't have to...
09:43You can just pop into their stuff because it's just like...
09:46Do you know what I mean?
09:47Whereas you probably think that Emily is just a bit deep and I know that that's too heavy
09:50for you at times.
09:51I can see it on your face.
09:53Where are things at between you and Alana now?
09:55I don't think they're very good.
09:57Yeah, it hit me a little bit hard this morning just because sometimes it feels really hard
10:05to approach Alana and Emily when they are having their conversations because it just
10:10feels as though I'm...
10:11One, I'm not invited.
10:13And two, it sounds as though like she thinks that I'd prefer to be talking about farting
10:18stuff and that I'm a surface-based kind of shallow human being which isn't it at all.
10:23I actually enjoy an intellectual conversation.
10:26Sometimes I might walk away if it's just that heavy negative energy conversation which is...
10:33You know what?
10:3498% of the time I'm up in here.
10:36So maybe I do want to just go and just like zone out and listen to the absolute nonsense
10:40the boys talk about.
10:42I feel like there's a lot more negativity going around, just like little small things
10:47or like...
10:48Yeah, see I don't see that.
10:49I don't know what you're saying there.
10:51Well like it might just be even the way like it might be not what you're saying but sometimes
10:55it's the tone.
10:56You know what I mean?
10:57Like I'm actually going to be brutally honest with you like sometimes it is the tone like
11:00I got a little bit upset the other night when the whole Vinny thing happened and then
11:04it wasn't what you said, it was the way you said it about I guess even the like you know
11:08you're not the only mum in here, it was the way you said it.
11:11Because I was like shit, like I don't mean to bang on that I'm a mum, I've got three
11:15little babies at home, that's just naturally what I'm going to do.
11:17If that makes sense, like in the nicest way possible, like I'm not trying to attack you,
11:22I'm just saying like...
11:23No, well yeah sorry, sorry I made you feel really uncomfortable.
11:25No, it's okay and I'm sorry if it feels like I've taken a step back from the circle,
11:29it's just you know...
11:30Yep.
11:34I won't talk in a roundabout way, I mean there's only four days left so I don't really have to
11:38anyway care about certain shit but I'll be mindful not to talk in a roundabout way,
11:44so...
11:45Yeah, if you see me...
11:46If you...
11:47Feelings aren't hurt.
11:55It just didn't feel like what I was trying to say was actually being ingested whatsoever.
12:01I'm not sure there was any resolution to any of what we were talking about but anyway,
12:06to be honest, my brother aren't...
12:08It's...
12:09Beyond me, I've...
12:10I've...
12:11I tried to say my piece but yeah.
12:13After Coco's failed attempt to reconnect with Alana, she's turned to Bruce for comfort.
12:31Woah...
12:32Fuck...
12:33Yeah, it's like so...
12:34I feel so heavy.
12:36I kind of wanted to see why she's been funny with me.
12:39She didn't really explain why but it was like you know, I chime into the conversations
12:44after everyone's been talking about it for ages and take it the wrong way because I'm
12:49always with you apparently.
12:51That's...
12:52Which is not true.
12:53It's not true at all.
12:54And she was like, you're not the only mum in the house, you know what I mean?
12:57Like I was like, I don't fully understand that but it's the way you say it.
13:02She didn't like that.
13:04But it's true.
13:06That's not what I wanted to get out of that conversation.
13:09I wanted to like understand what I'd been doing wrong.
13:13You've been doing nothing wrong, that's the thing.
13:15She's been there, she's probably been there talking about me.
13:18Do you remember the other night when Vinny said what he said and I had my little vent?
13:21Yeah.
13:22Big vent.
13:23She took that personally as an attack that she talks about her kids all the time and her
13:27parenting and that's her identity and that's who she is and I was like, oh God, that's
13:31not what I meant.
13:32That's...
13:33I would never...
13:34And you know, I think of every avenue and every joining all the dots and catastrophe.
13:37Yeah.
13:38That is not something that would have come across my mind.
13:40Mmm.
13:41She said that she finds our conversations too intellectually intimidating.
13:44How?
13:45Yeah.
13:46Said she was overwhelmed.
13:47Doesn't make sense to me.
13:49You can't just come and join one conversation and go, oh no, they're too deep.
13:52Yeah, but then...
13:53And it was a women's conversation, we were talking about women's business.
13:56Like...
13:57I don't know, Darl.
13:58Oh.
13:59I mean, it's either that or talking about buttholes.
14:00I mean, I wanted to talk about something intellectual.
14:02And that's what I said.
14:03And that's actually what I said.
14:04Well, I don't prefer to hang out with the boys.
14:06I like to hang out with the boys and the girls equally.
14:08Mmm.
14:09But like, it doesn't feel easy to be able to walk in to like, and be able to have conversations
14:14with those two.
14:15It just doesn't.
14:16She goes, oh, you know, we like intellectual conversations.
14:18It's like, almost like she was saying I was dumb.
14:20No.
14:21She keeps saying that, just like, you guys just can't handle it.
14:23We just don't want to, bro.
14:25I'm not a dumb person, but it feels like that's where it hurts me, I think.
14:28Because, like, I do enjoy having intellectual conversations.
14:32I don't, they don't feel very approachable for me.
14:34They're not approachable at all.
14:36Oh, dear.
14:38I really don't want it to turn into Jerry Springer at the end.
14:41I really don't.
14:42Seriously, mate.
14:43That's the last thing we need.
14:45Jerry.
14:46Jerry.
14:47Jerry.
14:48Oh.
14:49This is Big Brother Bruce and Colin to the diary room.
14:55What the heck?
14:56Kwesi.
14:57What the heck?
14:58Oh my gosh, that's huge, bro.
15:02Big Brother has summoned the two of you for a sneaky, silent and high-stakes Christmas mission.
15:13Okay.
15:14Yes, sir.
15:15Before you is Big Brother's Christmas wish list.
15:20Your mission is simple.
15:22You must secretly steal each item on this list from around the house and deliver it to Big Brother's Santa sack here in the diary room.
15:31Alright.
15:32Without raising a single hint of suspicion from your fellow housemates.
15:37Okay, so we've got to tell them we got in trouble when we came in here.
15:40Housemates, shall we look at the first item?
15:43Easy, easy, easy money, bro.
15:48Yeah.
15:49Emily's Grinch mask.
15:51If you successfully deliver all items to the Santa sack, the entire house will be gifted a well-earned KFC Christmas feast.
16:02Oh my days, bro.
16:04The zinger box.
16:05The zinger box.
16:06Yo, a zinger box.
16:08Oh my God.
16:11Oh my God.
16:13Yeah, nah, we got that.
16:15That's it.
16:16You're intrigued, man.
16:17Big Brother's glad to hear it, Colin.
16:19Nice.
16:20Yeah.
16:21Rev, let's do it.
16:22Alright.
16:23Oh my days.
16:24Easy.
16:25Easy.
16:26Oh my God.
16:27Too easy, mate.
16:28Can we go next?
16:29Yes.
16:30Ugh.
16:31So next is Alana's water bottle, which she has on her.
16:35I saw her pick it up just a second ago, so that's going to be more difficult.
16:37But that's alright, we got this.
16:38Good luck.
16:40Happy stealing.
16:41Bruce's plan is simple.
16:42Stage a fake fight with Alana to divert the housemate's attention, allowing Colin to swipe
17:09the water bottle.
17:11Hey Lyons.
17:12Me and Em just had a little chat and I think she kind of helped me realise a little bit.
17:16Yeah.
17:17I may have even been doing it unintentionally.
17:18I will just say I am not appreciating all the little digs you've been doing.
17:22You don't appreciate all the digs I've been doing?
17:24Yeah.
17:25So like calling us shallow because I was mates with Vinnie, trying to egg me and Coco on
17:29and then saying, oh you're boring now, you guys are spending too much time together,
17:32you guys aren't cleaning enough, I do everything.
17:34I've done dishes the last night before.
17:36So that's a lot.
17:37So that's a lot.
17:38Yeah.
17:39I know it and I think that's why it's eaten right at me.
17:41I don't know exactly what you're talking about.
17:43I think there's a lot going on there.
17:45The Vinnie thing, yeah, I got that, I know what you're saying.
17:48The Coco thing and that, it's boring to me mate.
17:51But it's not my job to entertain you.
17:53And it's not my job to give you a solution.
17:55Another issue then since we're covering them all.
17:57Well you're covering them all, you're saying for starters.
17:59Oh no, you've been dishing them and I've just been biting my tongue.
18:02So that everyone thinks...
18:03In the biggest love way, could you guys find like a...
18:05Because like it's like overwhelming a little bit.
18:06Yeah.
18:07Like just a private spot to like talk about this sort of stuff.
18:09I'm not going to take the sun away from that.
18:10Because I just want to sit out at the pool.
18:11Not in like a douche bag way.
18:13Yeah, go on.
18:15We'd love for both the homies.
18:21Why am I going to take it now?
18:23I just look like a lingual.
18:27Is this between you and Alana real?
18:30Um, look, not really.
18:32I'm going to be honest, I kind of just wanted to pull her outside for a little chat.
18:34I thought it was just going to be a, sorry I'll stop making those comments.
18:37And I'll be like, yeah, no worries, sorry I didn't say that sooner.
18:39Sort of thing.
18:40Like so that, I was just trying to distract her from Colin so he could grab the bottle.
18:44You're changing what you're saying and what you're meaning interchangeably.
18:48Literally.
18:49You know what?
18:50Let's just agree to disagree.
18:51No, no, what are you talking about?
18:52Oh, I'm honestly.
18:53I think you're struggling to actually, like what you hate.
18:55I think I've expressed myself very clearly.
18:57You've just sat here in front of everyone and said you're not speaking on behalf of everyone.
19:00Then you've made a statement on behalf of everyone again.
19:02No, I made it very clear this is what I've experienced.
19:05You just grasp at any little misspeak or anything that you think will get you the leg up in this argument.
19:10I know what I've said and I'm not going back on it.
19:13Because I know that you think you've got that high horse.
19:15Oh, you know what I think, do you?
19:17No, I think I, I think you think.
19:19Which, once again, entitled to my opinion.
19:22You okay, Colin?
19:24Yeah, just overwhelmed.
19:26Yeah.
19:27Not, you know, like not you and the wrong or him and I just like, yeah, I just get overwhelmed.
19:30I do too.
19:31I do too, mate.
19:32Yeah, sorry everybody.
19:33No.
19:34Oh!
19:35No, it's true.
19:36It is.
19:37It's yucky.
19:38It makes everyone feel off.
19:40That's where music would be good.
19:58You've caused quite the commotion.
19:59Yeah, I didn't expect it to go to that level.
20:04It was just supposed to be a distraction.
20:05Go.
20:06Peel number three.
20:07Oh!
20:08Eats!
20:09Eats!
20:10Eats!
20:11Eats!
20:12Eats!
20:13Eats!
20:14Eats!
20:15Eats!
20:16No, I'll just go and act like I'm angry and be like I'm doing a workout or something.
20:19Yeah, easy.
20:20Yo!
20:21Yo!
20:22You doing a gym sesh?
20:23Yeah, I'm going to go burn some stuff off, but it's too hot out here.
20:26Has any words been exchanged or not?
20:27Huh?
20:28Any words been exchanged after that?
20:29No.
20:30No.
20:31No.
20:32No.
20:33No.
20:34No.
20:35No.
20:36No.
20:37No.
20:38No.
20:39No.
20:40No.
20:41No.
20:42No.
20:43No.
20:44No.
20:45No.
20:46No.
20:47No.
20:48No.
20:49Okay.
20:50There won't be, mate.
20:51There won't.
20:52No worries.
20:53I'll be here if you need me.
20:54Thanks, mate.
20:59Oh, shit.
21:03Edward's black cap.
21:04His black cap?
21:05The black cap that Edward was wearing this morning.
21:08Big Brother believes Colin may now be wearing it.
21:13Easy!
21:14Let's go.
21:15Where's your black hat?
21:17The Beverly Hills black hat.
21:19Oh, bro.
21:20Eats.
21:27Go for it.
21:28Number five.
21:32Roger.
21:33Lounge rug.
21:34Sweet.
21:35I'm okay.
21:36And I'll be okay, lovey.
21:37Take more than that to break me.
21:38What's he carrying?
21:39The map.
21:40The white map.
21:41Hopefully they're making their own quarters.
21:42May I?
21:43You may.
21:44One of the white Christmas trees?
21:45Near the entrance.
21:46Shit.
21:47Okay.
21:48Yep.
21:49I can't blame that on an angry workout, can I?
21:50Roger.
21:51Thanks.
21:52You don't have to worry about me, mate.
21:53You don't have to worry about me, mate.
21:54You don't have to worry about me.
21:55You don't have to worry about me, mate.
21:56That's your boy.
21:57You don't have to worry about me.
21:58Don't worry about me.
21:59Don't worry about me.
22:00You don't have to worry about me, mate.
22:05And that's your boy.
22:06Don't worry about him.
22:07You don't have to worry about me.
22:08You don't have to worry about me, mate.
22:10I can't blame that on an angry workout, can I?
22:14Roger. Thanks.
22:17You don't have to worry about me, mate.
22:24That's your boy.
22:27Don't worry about him.
22:28So subtle, Bruce.
22:31I think after that little rant I had, no-one's willing to say anything to me,
22:34which is, uh, working well.
22:36Bedroom. Bedroom bean bag?
22:41Oh. Oh.
22:43Can I, um...
22:45Can you talk to me?
22:47No, can you gather everyone outside?
22:50I want to say something to everyone, but I just need a moment to think about it, if that's all right.
22:55Me? Yeah, can you just get everyone outside?
22:57Yep. Let's go.
22:58Can we do it on the couch? Because my feet will burn out.
23:00Yeah, you can do it on the couch. Yeah, we'll go. Family meeting.
23:03Righto.
23:06Am I allowed to have, hopefully, our last family meeting ever, bro?
23:22Are we just doing it over there?
23:27Shit.
23:29Okay.
23:32Did it work? Did I say?
23:33Here we go.
23:38Come on, Imogen.
23:40Congratulations, housemates.
23:45Can I go out there and see?
23:45You may now return to lounge.
23:47Can I tell them or no?
23:49Don't reveal your secret mission yet.
23:51Okay.
23:51After Bruce deliberately picked a fake argument with Alana to distract her during this secret mission,
24:17he called a family meeting to clear the air.
24:21Alrighty, gang.
24:22Um, I know there's been some bad blood today, specifically between me and Lance.
24:27And I just want to say, we've got four days left.
24:31Like, you don't have to like me.
24:33You don't have to forgive me.
24:34But I am very sorry.
24:35And I just, I think we should just all be mates for this last week.
24:38You don't have to forgive me, as I said.
24:40But, look, I just want to have a good time.
24:43I'm just going to hang out, eat food, go chill in the sun, sauna.
24:48You're welcome to love me, hate me, join me.
24:50I don't mind.
24:51That's, but I am sorry that you all had to witness that as well.
24:54And I am sorry to Lance.
24:55Does anyone want a conch?
24:56This is Big Brother.
25:03Some of you may have noticed the number of items around the house have gone missing.
25:08Yep.
25:09Including some of your personal items as well.
25:12What?
25:13It's you.
25:14You were taking that.
25:16Earlier today, Big Brother assigned Bruce and Colin a top secret festive mission.
25:21I saw you take that.
25:23I was like, what the hell are you taking that for?
25:24They were given Big Brother's Christmas wish list and were tasked with stealing each item
25:30from around the house and delivering it to the diary room, all without being detected
25:34by any of you.
25:37You successfully smuggled every item back to the diary room.
25:40You did not leave that bottle, bro.
25:42I know.
25:43I was trying to get you.
25:44You did not leave that bottle, bro.
25:45Lance, that's why I kept trying to get you to move locations and stand up.
25:48You were in the kitchen, bro, and you were talking with the bottle, bro.
25:49You would not let it go.
25:50Leave it, bro.
25:51What bottle?
25:52Your water bottle.
25:53We had to steal it.
25:53Like, that's why I kept targeting you.
25:54Like, no, I tried to get you more riled up.
25:56That's why I brought up the education.
25:57I thought you were going to stand up and be like, this is bullshit, so you could grab
26:00it.
26:00Oh.
26:01You would not buy it.
26:02As a result, Big Brother is gifting the entire house a festive feast of fried chicken.
26:09Oh, that fried chicken.
26:11A glorious delivery of KFC.
26:13Oh, yeah.
26:15Straight to the door.
26:16I'm KFC.
26:17I actually did not care.
26:20I was just picking things that would try.
26:21I was really trying to get you riled.
26:23I'm sorry.
26:24I am sorry.
26:25A joke's a joke, but, you know, like, there's definitely, you obviously feel a kind of way
26:29and I'm fine with that.
26:31We got KFC.
26:32That's what it was.
26:33That's all it is.
26:34I'm just so glad it's fake.
26:35I'm glad it's fake for your sake, too, because I was about to take you in the bedroom and
26:39cry for a long time.
26:40Yeah.
26:41Oh, darling.
26:42And also, you didn't stand up for her, so you were a bad person.
26:45Don't start with me.
26:46I think there needs to be some sort of apology.
26:48He did.
26:49He did apologise, I think.
26:50He needs to apologise sincerely.
26:52Some of that stuff, you can say it's a joke, but the things that were said.
26:56Oh, no, I know.
26:58Clearly came from somewhere.
26:59I wouldn't just start ripping you and that you're a shit teacher and you're this, that, the
27:02other, then be like, oh, I'm joking.
27:04How dare you, darling.
27:04He needs to.
27:05She still feel like crying.
27:07And I don't blame you.
27:08I would say Lana and Ed are my people in here and so, obviously, when one of my people
27:13are being targeted in an argument, it makes me feel very uncomfortable, especially when
27:19it involves them.
27:21They did well, though.
27:22I'll give them that.
27:22They did put their Meryl Streep on, Big Brother.
27:24I will commend them for that.
27:26I feel like I'm just going to, like, have a nervous breakdown.
27:30I know, darling.
27:30We're nearly there, darling.
27:32Don't.
27:32Don't go now.
27:33Oh, my God.
27:33We're too much into the whole thing now.
27:36Come this far to absolutely lose your mind right at the end.
27:41Oh, my God.
27:46Let's go.
27:46Let's go.
27:46Let's go.
27:47Bruce and Colin, please use the KFC app in front of you to peruse the menu and place your
27:51order.
27:52Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
27:53I'm so excited right now, bro.
27:55All right, bro.
27:56Oh, Zinger stacker.
27:58Zinger stacker.
27:59I've got to get the Zinger stacker, bro.
28:00Yeah.
28:01Boom.
28:0310 piece hot and crispy, four dipping sauces, spicy wings from the secret menu, the Zinger
28:08double box custom.
28:10Zinger custom.
28:11What a dream.
28:12That's enough.
28:14One last thing, Brett, please, if I may.
28:16Boom.
28:17Thank you, housemates.
28:18Big Brother will let you know when your delivery arrives.
28:21Let's go.
28:24All right, lock them up there.
28:25Thank you, Big Brother.
28:26Thank you, BB.
28:27Thank you, KFC.
28:28Holy thank you, KFC, bro.
28:36Jingle bells, jingle bells.
28:38Oh, no.
28:39Jingle all the way.
28:41Colin yelling again.
28:44Is Colin still yelling out there?
28:45Yeah, I'll stay in here.
28:47I love him to death, but oh my God, I might sometimes be like, please, give me a two second
28:51break.
28:52It makes me more dumb.
28:54He should be on a coffee restriction that kid, I reckon.
28:57I just need a breather sometimes.
28:59No, fair.
28:59I just need it.
29:01All right, here he comes.
29:02I'm going to the diary room.
29:04Are you?
29:04Please stop me from speaking in that voice.
29:07Colin, I've tried.
29:09No.
29:11Oh, I love him to death, but my God.
29:14I'm so keen.
29:15Is that him?
29:21Yes.
29:22Colin!
29:25Can it?
29:26Colin!
29:28Yeah, hey.
29:28Do it again.
29:30What?
29:31Don't.
29:31Keep whistling.
29:32Edward reckons it's sick.
29:33Stay in there and stop.
29:39Colin, stop!
29:41Coco, why are you being annoying now?
29:42Coco, you're going to regret this tonight when I absolutely annoy the shit out of you while
29:53you're trying to sleep.
29:53So, well done.
29:55I don't care.
29:56Yeah, you do!
29:57This is Big Brother.
30:00Bruce and Colin, your KFC delivery has arrived.
30:04Yeah!
30:04Please make your way to the diary room to collect your festive feast.
30:09Oh my goodness.
30:10Take a second.
30:11Do you like it?
30:13Please, brother.
30:14Oh my God.
30:15Should we just stay in here?
30:16Right.
30:17Housemates, the rest of your food has been delivered to the front door.
30:33That is all.
30:34Thank you, baby.
30:35Thank you, baby.
30:36This is the front door.
30:38No way!
30:39Oh, it is real!
30:40Yay!
30:41Oh, let's go!
30:42That's just outrageous!
30:43Wow!
30:44Wow!
30:45Oh my God, that's nice!
30:46Oh!
30:47Oh my God!
30:48Superstar!
30:49Wow!
30:50Thank you so much, guys.
30:51Dude, we've got so much.
30:52Guys, I love you all.
30:53Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick.
30:56Quick shout out to everyone who got caught in the crossfire of this.
31:09Me and Colin are very sorry, but enjoy the chicken.
31:13I am really grateful it was just for a prank and a prize.
31:17This has been the most unique, best, weirdest experience that I've had.
31:25I'll tie my hair up for this.
31:26It's literally like Christmas dinner.
31:28It is.
31:29Do you have popcorn chicken down there?
31:31Here, take the box.
31:32Look at the amount of chicken in that, bro.
31:34Yeah, that is a lot of chicken.
31:35That's absurd!
31:36Bro, it's falling out the sides, bro.
31:38Mmm!
31:39This burger dummy thick, bro.
31:41That KFC, that's one of the coolest things I've ever witnessed in my life, bro.
31:45I couldn't even see half a table.
31:47It was just straight KFC.
31:50What a jobless, bro.
31:51Holy, that is heat, bro.
31:53Holy, my days, bro.
31:55I hope everyone's excited to have more chicken for dinner.
31:57Yep.
31:58Oh, yes.
31:59That was absolutely delicious.
32:01Delicious.
32:04Oh, yes.
32:05I've wej same cafe Sangie.
32:06Like, oh my big brother.'
32:07Ooooooo Buya!
32:11Music turning in the Big Brother house, the housemates have hit peak stir crazy.
32:22That's how I start my fight, bro.
32:24Oh, you do. Watch this.
32:31Yeah.
32:32That's guerrilla style, bro.
32:37See that?
32:39I'm real good at it.
32:45You see how good I am at it?
32:46It's almost like too good at it.
32:48If you do it, it'll be real.
32:50Watch this.
32:50I feel like the monkey, like the...
32:52The guerrilla, bro.
32:54No, no, no. You've got to go to the side more, bro.
32:56You would look so...
32:57They do it, bro.
32:58Yeah, you look a bit stiff.
32:59You need more nanas.
33:03Oh, my God.
33:04Whoa!
33:09You've just been guerrilla-ed.
33:14With the house still embracing the festive spirit,
33:17Big Brother has a special delivery for the housemates.
33:21This is Big Brother.
33:22In the spirit of Christmas,
33:24Big Brother has a special gift for you
33:26from the Australian public.
33:28Oh, my God.
33:29Inside this box are cards with comments about each of you.
33:34Aw.
33:34Your task is simple.
33:37Guess the housemate each comment is about.
33:41Good luck, housemates.
33:42Thank you, Big Brother.
33:43Thanks, Big Brother.
33:44So it says blank, as in name.
33:46Yeah.
33:47Hit me up when you're out.
33:49Drinks on me.
33:49Ha, Ed.
33:50Oh, I think cocoa.
33:51Hit me up when you're out.
33:52Drinks on me.
33:53Sounds like a man.
33:55No.
33:55That sounds like a man.
33:56I'm thinking it's Bruce.
33:56I personally think it's probably to me
33:58because I've been speaking about drinking the most,
33:59but it probably could be...
34:00I'm going to say Eddie.
34:01I reckon it's you.
34:02Everyone thought it was Ed at first.
34:03Eddie, I'd say Eddie too.
34:05Yeah, okay, Ed.
34:06Ed.
34:06Lock it in.
34:07We're locking in, Ed?
34:07Lock in and Ed.
34:08All right, Big Brother.
34:09Lock it in, Eddie.
34:09We have locked in Edward.
34:12Edward, you may now reveal.
34:17Alana, hit me up when you're out.
34:20Drinks on me.
34:21How good, Alonzie.
34:23It's probably a girl.
34:23So we got that wrong.
34:25Coco, what do you think of Alana
34:27being asked out for drinks after this?
34:30Oh, that'd be nice.
34:31She'd loosen up.
34:32Blank, you are by far the funniest.
34:36The one-liners you pull out of nowhere are hilarious.
34:40It's got to be Colin.
34:41I was thinking M.
34:42M is forever just dropping a sizzler out of nowhere.
34:45I'm going to say Emily.
34:47I'll go M.
34:49Emily!
34:50Yeah!
34:52Yeah, y'all!
34:53Woo!
34:53I don't know, Big Brother.
34:57I mean, I appreciate the comment greatly.
34:58I mean, I'm quite flabbergasted, but, you know, I just say what I say.
35:03When I first saw Blank, I was like, they're a douche.
35:07But, wow, my mind has changed.
35:10Massive soft spot now.
35:12That's Bruce.
35:13I actually thought he was the biggest douche.
35:14I come across as a massive douche.
35:15I'm aware of this.
35:17Bruce.
35:18Yeah!
35:19As soon as I heard it, I was like, yeah, that's got to be me.
35:23Blank, can you be my personal chef on the outside?
35:26Oh, Connor.
35:28Connor, come on.
35:28Connor, wrap it in, wrap it in.
35:30There is no doubt.
35:31It has to be Connor.
35:32It has to be Connor.
35:33It has to be Connor.
35:34Connor's come up with everything.
35:35Don't even overthink it.
35:36Connor, can you be my personal chef on the outside?
35:40Yeah, sure.
35:41You know, if they're actually willing to have me there, you know, sure, why not?
35:43Blank, you're doing beautifully in the house.
35:47Please keep being your sassy, cheeky self.
35:49You're tough as nails.
35:51Coco.
35:52Coco.
35:53Yeah, Coco.
35:54Yeah, Coco.
35:54If that's Coco, that's nice.
35:56That's going to make me cry.
35:56I actually got a little bit, like, emotional about it.
36:03I was like, what?
36:03That's really nice.
36:05People really think that about me out there.
36:07That's actually so cool.
36:09Blank.
36:10You're my wife's hall pass.
36:11You're my wife's hall pass.
36:15So it's a male.
36:16Sorry, I shouldn't assume.
36:18Oh, it might be Bruce.
36:20It could be Colin.
36:21Bruce or Edward, probably.
36:23It's Bruce or Edward.
36:24I think it's me, Ed or Coco.
36:26Lance is the tiebreaker.
36:27Okay, Lansky.
36:28I'm going to say Bruce.
36:29Let's go with Bruce.
36:30We want to lock in Bruce.
36:31All right.
36:33It's Bruce.
36:35Edward.
36:36Colin.
36:37You're my wife's hall pass.
36:40I say this with the utmost respect for Colin.
36:42I love Colin, but I didn't think that the farts would get the girls, to be honest.
36:47Blank.
36:49It's time to own up to stealing coffee, food, and the cheeky Coke in the shop.
36:56Oh.
36:57In the shop?
36:58That was me.
37:00So I'm just going to say, yeah, put me down there.
37:02Stealing coffee?
37:04I stole coffee, yeah.
37:05And food?
37:06Oh.
37:07And you stole a Coke in the shop?
37:10While I was doing my groceries yesterday, I had a Coke.
37:13And yes, I've been stealing coffee from day dot.
37:18I even had coffee right in front of your nose in the BB Grand Hotel, right in front of the staff room.
37:24Oh, she did break.
37:25So everybody broke.
37:26She's the nasty one.
37:27Yeah.
37:30It's Coco.
37:31Oh, it's me?
37:31Coco.
37:32Oh, of course it's you.
37:33No one else stole a Coke in the shop.
37:36Stealing the Coke in the shop does make me curious about whether she took my Coke from the fridge.
37:40Because when questioned about it that evening, she said, I don't even drink Coke.
37:44So, you know, she has kind of put her foot in it there.
37:47Housemates, the majority of your guesses were...
37:51Correct.
37:54Yes.
37:55Yes.
37:56Yay.
37:57Yay.
37:57And as a result, you've won yourselves a true blue Aussie summer Christmas party in the garden.
38:04Yay.
38:05Yay.
38:05Yay.
38:05We're going to put some bathers on.
38:08No, we cannot.
38:09Oh, my God.
38:10She's so cute.
38:11I still smell a fish.
38:12Bathers.
38:12Don't, don't, don't, just let us enjoy for a moment.
38:15After successfully matching the viewer comments to the correct housemate, the Big Brother house has snagged an Aussie Christmas barbecue.
38:35Check out, that's not a crow, that's a magpie, sweetheart.
38:39Oh, wow.
38:40That's a magpie.
38:41Oh, it's a magpie, fam.
38:43Magpies.
38:43Oh, is this beach cricket?
38:44Oh, yeah.
38:45Look at the foam tree.
38:46Oh, my God, there's prawns.
38:48Oh.
38:49Yay.
38:49Oh, my God, there's prawns.
38:51What?
38:51What?
38:51What?
38:51Oh, it's ham.
38:53Holy doly.
38:54Is that it?
38:55This is a prawn.
38:56I'm going to eat it.
38:58I've got some brewskis.
38:59Oh, snacks on the barbie.
39:01Oh, my.
39:02It literally felt like actual Christmas day.
39:04I couldn't believe it.
39:05It was prawns.
39:06There was ham.
39:07Cold slaw.
39:08There was everything.
39:10It was yum.
39:11It literally feels like Christmas.
39:14You need a hand hand or is it?
39:15I don't know.
39:16All good, bro.
39:18You're like that uncle that never gets up.
39:21And I figured out I'm good at cricket, too.
39:23Go, go, go, go, go.
39:28This is actually fun.
39:29Why don't I do this more often?
39:32It was beautiful, big brother.
39:34We had a lovely time.
39:35I was in my element in the sand pit.
39:37I'm going to get my beer in a minute.
39:38Where's your beer?
39:39I just need to let this out of my system first.
39:42Did it feel like you were with family this evening?
39:44It actually did.
39:46I've only known these lovely people for, I don't know, what is it?
39:4825 or 26 days, I think.
39:50At this point, we're in our little bubble, big brother.
39:56It does feel very, very wholesome.
39:59This is sweet.
40:00It is a little bit cute.
40:01We've come a long way, big brother.
40:02It was like Jerry Springer at the start.
40:04I thought to myself, what have we gotten ourselves into?
40:08But it's definitely turned right around.
40:12Does anyone here not eat prawns other than Ed?
40:13Yeah, red flag.
40:15All right.
40:16Do you know how to peel prawns?
40:17No.
40:18Do you want to learn?
40:18Or do you don't eat prawns?
40:19I just showed you.
40:19Can I just peel?
40:20Can I peel off the cocktail?
40:22Yeah.
40:22Wait, so?
40:23So, twist the head and pull it off.
40:25So, yeah, you go.
40:27That's brain.
40:27That's brain.
40:28That's fine.
40:28That's brain.
40:29I just feel dog, bro, because that's somebody's son.
40:32You feel me, bro?
40:33Like, I'm just peeling the poop chute off somebody's son or daughter, bro.
40:36That's dog.
40:36And then you can twist the tail back and forth.
40:39So, go bop, bop.
40:40Okay, there's his head gone.
40:41Colin, you do realise that all meat that you eat is someone's son or daughter.
40:45Yeah, but, like, that's different, bro.
40:47Like, he's looking at you like, you know what I mean?
40:50His little legs and his, like, big, fat eyeballs, bro.
40:52You have to look into homies' eyes and just go...
40:54You want to get the shell off his back.
40:56All right, the shell off his back now.
40:57So, like this.
40:58Okay, like this.
40:59Yeah, there you go.
41:01Poor fella, bro.
41:02It's sad, bro.
41:03So, like, I have to come to terms with that tonight, bro.
41:07And now that's a whole prawn.
41:08That's an edible prawn.
41:10Do it.
41:11Eat him.
41:13Christmas is so close.
41:14Christmas in Australia always feels really weird to me.
41:16Because, like, I grew up with Christmases being cold.
41:18Right?
41:19And so, in my brain, Christmas isn't until, like, the radiators come on
41:22and the fireplaces start going.
41:24My friends, we all, like, share our Christmases amongst our friendship group
41:28because we all live, like, relatively, you know, 20 minutes apart.
41:31So, like, then we can do the rounds to, like, a couple of different houses.
41:34That's nice.
41:34And, like, people who don't have their family living nearby,
41:37we kind of drag them all through all the different Christmases
41:40and then we just, like, house hop.
41:41That's very fun.
41:41That's good fun, isn't it?
41:42Yeah.
41:43One thing I'm grateful for this Christmas is
41:47I get to have my children on Christmas this year.
41:50I didn't get to see them last Christmas.
41:51And I'll have enough money this Christmas to buy them presents
41:58because last year I didn't have enough money, so that'll be great.
42:01Last year was a tough one.
42:03I didn't have any of my family on Christmas last year
42:06and when I did end up getting my kids for Christmas,
42:10which was nine days later,
42:11borrowed 150 bucks off my nan
42:13and got them all a disposable camera each
42:16and wrapped it with decorations from work
42:20that other kids had done
42:21because I couldn't afford to get wrapping paper, even.
42:25Those really hard times
42:27just make the better times even better, you know?
42:30Like, I'm just so grateful.
42:33Lovely.
42:33Good girl.
42:34And I look forward to hearing about it.
42:36I know.
42:37You can come around for Christmas, mate, if you want.
42:39We're having prawns.
42:40Well, what a great dinner, guys.
42:41That was fun.
42:42No matter what happens over the next two, three, one days,
42:46It's been an absolute blast, guys.
42:48It's been an absolute...
42:48What a pleasure it's been with the centre of us.
42:51It's been awesome.
42:52Good job, guys.
42:53Boosie and Kaka sitting in a tree.
43:01Not K-I-F-S-I-N-G.
43:04Wait, I'm joking.
43:05I can't think of anything, bro.
43:08What's the matter?
43:09Nothing.
43:10What's going on?
43:11Nothing.
43:12Can you come out here and talk to me?
43:13Yeah.
43:15What's that?
43:16Nothing.
43:17Why are you talking to me like that?
43:21Why are you talking to me like that?
43:22I'm stressed.
43:22I'm stressed.
43:23I'm stressed.
43:23Why are you talking...
43:24Yeah, don't...
43:24I'm sorry.
43:24It's snappy.
43:25Sorry.
43:26There's obviously something you want to get off your mind.
43:28And so you...
43:28No, nothing.
43:30Get it off your mind.
43:31You're freaking me out.
43:31Okay, okay.
43:32I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
43:33They're doing exactly what we got angry at you for.
43:35Oh!
43:36I called them out on it yesterday.
43:38And I don't like it.
43:38And they're still doing it.
43:39Ken, I want to just ask, what is...
43:41What is the plan after this?
43:46I want to take care of myself.
43:47So we're going to...
43:55We're going to try to attack me.
43:57Don't let me know.
43:57Oh, I got here.
43:58I got here.
43:58I'm stressed.
43:59I don't want to take care of myself.
44:00Why are you talking to me like that?
44:00I'm stressed.
44:01I'm stressed.
44:02I'm stressed.
44:02Why are you talking...
44:03Yeah, don't...
44:03It's not here.
44:04Sorry, there's obviously something you want to get off your mind and so you know nothing get it off your mind
44:10Okay, yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Can I just ask what is
44:15What is the plan
44:18After this
44:19What's making you say this? You're just up for noms. I don't want you to go. Yeah, but if you do what is the plan?
44:26Why have I got a myth? Why have I got to make the plan? Well, you've got a lot busier life for me
44:30That's why I'm asking. Okay, sorry. I don't mean to be snappy
44:33I'm not trying to you are things. I mean freaking out. You're being weird. Yeah, I am
44:37Are you asking me if I'm gonna see anyone else? No, what are you saying? No, I was just saying like
44:44Just breathe just can't calm down. I don't know. Hang on. Let me just pace a little bit. No, don't pace. It makes me more anxious sitting on relax
44:55I'm wigging out. I'm gonna take three deep breaths. You're gonna tell me
44:59Just breathe. I just don't talk so fast
45:04Okay, you just talk for a second. I'm gonna do some deep breathing. Oh, yeah
45:08If you're asking me are we gonna catch up on the outside? Yes, we will catch up on the outside
45:13There is no labels on this. There is no nothing on this
45:16This is just we're just gonna see what how it goes when we get here and then
45:20If all goes well, would you be interested to like set a halfway point and I'll just get like an airbnb
45:28Or something and we can just hang out for a couple days in the future
45:32If I don't wear speedos again
45:34Or get angry
45:36I
45:37Get excited. I really do. I hope there is
45:40I really hope there is some form of a future. I just don't I it's hard because I don't know what it
45:44What it'll look like
45:47You know, so I'm trying to picture my life let alone my life with her
45:52Is very difficult you know what I mean, but no, I am excited. I'm very curious and keen to see where it all
45:58See where we end up. He's coming here for a minute. I'm freaking out. Yeah
46:04Sorry, yes
46:14That's a really good point you just made. I didn't think about it like that. What? You just breathe
46:23You're just getting all hot and flustered and then you come over here and then all of a sudden I'm the calm one
46:29Dreaming of dating Bruce on the outside are you? Yeah
46:33I am
46:35Oh
46:38Him shirtless at the beach for one
46:41Yup
46:42He's bringing me a coffee
46:45And he's my board caddy at the same time. I don't know how he's doing that. I don't know how he's got two boards under his arms and a coffee for me
46:54Oh, yeah, the surf's pumping all that first sip of coffee and Bruce is looking mighty fine
47:01Ha ha ha
47:04Shall we go inside?
47:05Yeah
47:07You forgot your hat
47:10Oh, hang on
47:15We're up
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