00:00This is Sarah Silverman.
00:20This is her sister who pays her rent.
00:21These are her big orange gay friends.
00:23This is her dog she found in the trash.
00:25Her parents are dead.
00:26She likes cookies.
00:27Oh, and this is the DVD of her show, the Sarah Silverman Program Season 1.
00:31Yeah, battery time, baby.
00:33Please stop.
00:35Hello, Mrs. Silverman.
00:37Mrs. Silverman was my mother.
00:40She was a bitch.
00:41Sarah Silverman?
00:43Gross homeless guy?
00:44It's the show some critical, wildly offensive, and totally hilarious.
00:48Hello, Sarah.
00:49Are you God's black friend?
00:51You know why I'm standing here?
00:53You got all season high school?
00:54And some other guy working at a magazine called Sarah, a heroine for our time.
00:59You're applauding yourself.
01:01We can put a man on the moon.
01:03We can put a man with AIDS on the moon.
01:06And then someday, we can put everyone with AIDS on the moon.
01:10Sweetie, I am honored to call you my daughter.
01:13But what I would rather call you is my winner.
01:16I'd give the winner, sweetie.
01:17There's bonus features like audio commentary and songs you can memorize and sing with your friends.
01:22This is a poop song.
01:24This is a poop song.
01:26The Sarah Silverman program season one on DVD.
01:29Available now from Comedy Central.
01:32Take it easy.
01:32Take it squeezy.
01:34Be easy.
01:35Look at me.
01:41I'm old.
01:43I don't know what DVDs are.
01:45If you're under 75 years old, there's no excuse not to buy Thrown Together season two on DVD.
01:50Unless it's too uncensored for you.
01:53You sound almost as good inside me as I did inside you.
01:58All the characters you love are back.
02:00Little retard, swine, rat, pig retard, Xander, black blue.
02:04And Toot is back too.
02:06Nobody loves me.
02:08Jesus probably loves me.
02:10Oh my God.
02:11Season two.
02:12All 15 episodes extended with never-before-seen footage.
02:15Means more adventure.
02:17The boss returns to the police machine.
02:18Oh, you mean the shower at the Y?
02:20More controversy.
02:22I was afraid of his steroids.
02:25And with everybody swinging both ways.
02:27Wee, harder, harder.
02:30Plenty more sex.
02:32Ring, ring, cafe, use a commutable cadela.
02:34Fine, we battle.
02:36But make it quick.
02:37Honest features include behind-the-scenes footage.
02:39I don't want to go to hell.
02:40I quit.
02:43And karaoke sing along.
02:45Meet you, get on your picture, take a shower.
02:47When you touch yourself up hour after hour.
02:49God is watching everything you do.
02:52On Together season two.
02:54Now available on DVD from Comedy Central.
02:56Fully extended.
03:00And totally uncensored.
03:04Wee!
03:08Freud.
03:09Young.
03:10Katz.
03:11Nobody gets cured in mental health.
03:13Did I tell them that when they come in?
03:15No, I'll tell them.
03:16Ready to provide some extensive therapy.
03:18It's like a first start.
03:19Dr. Katz, professional therapist.
03:21The complete series is coming soon to DVD from Comedy Central.
03:24Sounds wonderful.
03:25It's the ultimate case study in abnormal psychology.
03:29Did you ever just get nervous that you're not doing a good job?
03:32Absolutely.
03:33Every day I ask myself, am I a good therapist?
03:36And I've learned to stop asking out loud.
03:38And you never know who's going to show up on the couch.
03:41I don't need to drink to have a good time.
03:43I need to drink to stop the voice in my head.
03:45It doesn't really get out who's been here, does it?
03:48Patients include...
03:49Jon Stewart, here for my two o'clock.
03:51Dave Chappelle, Gary Shandling, Janine Garofalo, and Sarah Silverman.
03:54I talk during sex.
03:56I can't help it.
03:56It's beyond my control.
03:58When I make problems with this whole therapy thing, I just think it's crap.
04:01Are you sexually attracted to me?
04:03That's a tough one.
04:0413 discs, 81 episodes.
04:06The doctor is definitely in.
04:08What's my honest opinion?
04:09Is it the one where my feelings get hurt?
04:11No, friend, so.
04:12Delve deeper with therapeutic bonus material, including...
04:16An evening with Dr. Katz, live.
04:19A 28-page booklet with memoirs from Dr. Katz and some of his favorite patients.
04:24And three lost episodes.
04:25Over an hour of never-before-seen footage.
04:27Do you feel like the TV can control your thoughts?
04:30From the doctor's couch to your home, Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist.
04:35The complete series, coming soon to DVD.
05:00We wish you a Merry Christmas.
05:24We wish you a Merry Christmas.
05:26We wish you a Merry Christmas for a Happy New Year.
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