Opening to Christmas Time in South Park 2007 DVD

The New Sony Wonder & Happy Madison Fan

Disc distributor: Paramount Home Entertainment [Comedy Central/Braniff Productions] Contains the episodes "Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo", "Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!" "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" (My personal favorite tbh.), "A Very Crappy Christmas", "Red Sleigh Down", "It's Christmas in Canada", and "Woodland Critter Christmas". Basically every Christmas episode of the show at the time of release. 1. Comedy Central DVD logo 2. The Sarah Silverman Program: Season One promo 3. Drawn Together: Season Two promo 4. Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist: The Complete Series promo 5. Warning screen 6. Content warning 7. Menu 8. Parody disclaimer 9. First few seconds of "Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo" NOT FOR KIDS LOL

Transcript

00:00This is Sarah Silverman.

00:20This is her sister who pays her rent.

00:21These are her big orange gay friends.

00:23This is her dog she found in the trash.

00:25Her parents are dead.

00:26She likes cookies.

00:27Oh, and this is the DVD of her show, the Sarah Silverman Program Season 1.

00:31Yeah, battery time, baby.

00:33Please stop.

00:35Hello, Mrs. Silverman.

00:37Mrs. Silverman was my mother.

00:40She was a bitch.

00:41Sarah Silverman?

00:43Gross homeless guy?

00:44It's the show some critical, wildly offensive, and totally hilarious.

00:48Hello, Sarah.

00:49Are you God's black friend?

00:51You know why I'm standing here?

00:53You got all season high school?

00:54And some other guy working at a magazine called Sarah, a heroine for our time.

00:59You're applauding yourself.

01:01We can put a man on the moon.

01:03We can put a man with AIDS on the moon.

01:06And then someday, we can put everyone with AIDS on the moon.

01:10Sweetie, I am honored to call you my daughter.

01:13But what I would rather call you is my winner.

01:16I'd give the winner, sweetie.

01:17There's bonus features like audio commentary and songs you can memorize and sing with your friends.

01:22This is a poop song.

01:24This is a poop song.

01:26The Sarah Silverman program season one on DVD.

01:29Available now from Comedy Central.

01:32Take it easy.

01:32Take it squeezy.

01:34Be easy.

01:35Look at me.

01:41I'm old.

01:43I don't know what DVDs are.

01:45If you're under 75 years old, there's no excuse not to buy Thrown Together season two on DVD.

01:50Unless it's too uncensored for you.

01:53You sound almost as good inside me as I did inside you.

01:58All the characters you love are back.

02:00Little retard, swine, rat, pig retard, Xander, black blue.

02:04And Toot is back too.

02:06Nobody loves me.

02:08Jesus probably loves me.

02:10Oh my God.

02:11Season two.

02:12All 15 episodes extended with never-before-seen footage.

02:15Means more adventure.

02:17The boss returns to the police machine.

02:18Oh, you mean the shower at the Y?

02:20More controversy.

02:22I was afraid of his steroids.

02:25And with everybody swinging both ways.

02:27Wee, harder, harder.

02:30Plenty more sex.

02:32Ring, ring, cafe, use a commutable cadela.

02:34Fine, we battle.

02:36But make it quick.

02:37Honest features include behind-the-scenes footage.

02:39I don't want to go to hell.

02:40I quit.

02:43And karaoke sing along.

02:45Meet you, get on your picture, take a shower.

02:47When you touch yourself up hour after hour.

02:49God is watching everything you do.

02:52On Together season two.

02:54Now available on DVD from Comedy Central.

02:56Fully extended.

03:00And totally uncensored.

03:04Wee!

03:08Freud.

03:09Young.

03:10Katz.

03:11Nobody gets cured in mental health.

03:13Did I tell them that when they come in?

03:15No, I'll tell them.

03:16Ready to provide some extensive therapy.

03:18It's like a first start.

03:19Dr. Katz, professional therapist.

03:21The complete series is coming soon to DVD from Comedy Central.

03:24Sounds wonderful.

03:25It's the ultimate case study in abnormal psychology.

03:29Did you ever just get nervous that you're not doing a good job?

03:32Absolutely.

03:33Every day I ask myself, am I a good therapist?

03:36And I've learned to stop asking out loud.

03:38And you never know who's going to show up on the couch.

03:41I don't need to drink to have a good time.

03:43I need to drink to stop the voice in my head.

03:45It doesn't really get out who's been here, does it?

03:48Patients include...

03:49Jon Stewart, here for my two o'clock.

03:51Dave Chappelle, Gary Shandling, Janine Garofalo, and Sarah Silverman.

03:54I talk during sex.

03:56I can't help it.

03:56It's beyond my control.

03:58When I make problems with this whole therapy thing, I just think it's crap.

04:01Are you sexually attracted to me?

04:03That's a tough one.

04:0413 discs, 81 episodes.

04:06The doctor is definitely in.

04:08What's my honest opinion?

04:09Is it the one where my feelings get hurt?

04:11No, friend, so.

04:12Delve deeper with therapeutic bonus material, including...

04:16An evening with Dr. Katz, live.

04:19A 28-page booklet with memoirs from Dr. Katz and some of his favorite patients.

04:24And three lost episodes.

04:25Over an hour of never-before-seen footage.

04:27Do you feel like the TV can control your thoughts?

04:30From the doctor's couch to your home, Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist.

04:35The complete series, coming soon to DVD.

05:00We wish you a Merry Christmas.

05:24We wish you a Merry Christmas.

05:26We wish you a Merry Christmas for a Happy New Year.

Category

Transcript

Be the first to comment

Recommended