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Heated Rivalry The Series
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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Rush's Azealia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:19This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:28So, what's my name gonna be?
00:29Dream.
00:32How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:36Not everything is about you, Hollander!
00:38What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking at you.
00:41You don't know that.
00:42Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:00You're born feet up.
01:01You can stay.
01:02You're in our way.
01:03Que los forever.
01:04Que los forever.
01:05Que los forever.
01:09Let's go!
01:39Let's go!
02:09Let's go!
02:39Let's go!
02:45Let's go!
02:47Let's go!
02:49Let's go!
02:51Let's go!
02:56It hunched over your phone like a tree at the top of the hill
03:03It's crooked from the wind that bites
03:07You say you're lost to seek all the power and your life
03:14You're washed up above and I'm standing in my light
03:22You're standing in my light
03:26You're sta-
03:35You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty cool
03:39You say it's scary, yeah
03:41Most people do it, it's just the real world, honey
03:47In spite of everything, I guess there's just what's hidden to it
03:51Nice try, now get out of the way
03:55Good job, just take a fucking hit
03:58I said I'll see ya, you wanna be ya, you wanna be ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya
04:06Nice try, get out of the way
04:09You're in our way
04:11Get lost forever
04:13Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back
04:28I think you mean fucks with, buddy
04:31I fucking mean what I mean
04:33They're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston, you wanna see it?
04:39Uh, no thanks
04:40Honestly guys, it doesn't help me focus
04:42Yeah, Mitty, go be weird somewhere else
04:45I'm not even now
04:46Whatever you need, Captain
04:48Hey, Hollander
04:49Can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in like time?
04:52Oh, Mr. Hollander
04:57What does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game
05:03But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Helio Rosanoff has been on a tear lately
05:12He had a hat-trick last week
05:13And he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race
05:15Wanna know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17Nah, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me
05:19Thanks guys
05:33I'm not sure no
05:35I don't know of you
05:37T Justin, who broke up on a guard
05:39I agree with you
05:40Nobody bud with me
05:41Filmed by the name of the screen
05:43Jon Rockefeller
05:44Rude
05:44Lime
05:46Giv your room
05:47Helio Rosanoff
05:48Kata
05:53Mark
05:57Leu
05:57What we're doing
05:58More
05:58fter
06:00Kata
06:00I acknowledge
06:01You
06:02руб
06:33Wow, this Montreal girl works you up, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:00You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:03No, never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:12Again, again, again, again.
07:22You will murder me.
07:24Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game?
07:39You're such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking did it.
07:45And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:54Wow, nice place.
07:56Thanks.
07:56I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one, right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:30So what do you want me?
08:32In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:42Have I hired someone?
08:45A designer?
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49He's such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55I'm going to smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00And you shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:12No, you come here.
09:16No, you come here.
09:17No, you come here.
09:18No, you come here.
09:24You are in the house.
09:25You're in the house.
09:26No, you come here.
09:27No, you come here.
09:33I'll pay you for whatever.
09:34Oh, wow, wow, you think this will be in the fuck off.
10:04Where were you? Please don't go. Please don't go.
10:27Oh, my God.
10:30Oh, my God.
10:37He's okay.
10:39Hmm?
10:42Oh, my God.
10:56Oh, my God.
11:01Oh, my God.
11:05Oh, my God.
11:12Oh, my God.
11:14Oh, my God.
11:16Oh, my God.
11:25Oh, my God.
11:27Oh, my God.
11:29Oh, my God.
11:44Oh, my God.
11:48Oh, God, I wonder.
12:18Now the bed's all dead.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:32Hey, we'll show it now, okay?
12:48You killed me, Wander.
12:59I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:07Worth the wait.
13:18It's you.
13:23It's you.
13:24I should go.
13:32So, obviously, we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:43Yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is starting to wake up before I am to watch every game.
13:55I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:57My father, yes.
13:59Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:02Cool.
14:03Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:07Dreaming of what? Runs medal?
14:10You fucking wish, dude.
14:12Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself, Rosno.
14:21You're such a good drink.
14:24Your cab is definitely here.
14:27Okay.
14:37Bye.
14:38Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:56What an embarrassing end to a promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as his country's captain.
15:08All in there. What's up, motherfucker?
15:37Hey, motherfucker.
15:39Boys.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Vonnie.
15:42Be nice, dude.
15:43I fucking lost to Lafayette.
15:44Did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:46A debacle.
15:47Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:49Uh, I don't know.
15:50Nothing to me.
15:51That's for sure.
15:52I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:54Uh-uh.
15:55So you say this year, baby.
15:56We're fucking coming for you.
15:57Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:59You look great in silver, Vonnie.
16:00Don't even stress.
16:01Oh, good one.
16:02Yeah.
16:03Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah, he's probably right.
16:12The good news is we're not going to be here alone.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:17We train together.
16:18Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:20I'd love to show up for them.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:25What do you mean?
16:27Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:31I mean, if I can pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:35Hey, here's me.
16:37Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:40Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:55Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:23Hey.
17:46I'm not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:49I saw you up here.
17:50I wanted to see how you were doing.
17:52Fine. Go sit down.
17:57We...
17:59We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Hollander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:11Please, go.
18:13You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now you go.
18:22Fine. Fuck.
18:37You need to get married.
18:39Yes, my father.
18:42The minister still wants to meet you today,
18:45regardless of what you are.
18:48This is my honor.
18:50You have to be proud.
18:52After yesterday, you won...
18:58...Latviy.
18:59Latviy.
19:01And he is still drinking.
19:03How did you do it?
19:04Do you not regret it?
19:05Do you not regret it?
19:06Not regret it, my father.
19:07But not so.
19:08They do not teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12It is not a game, it is a shame.
19:14It is a shame.
19:15It is not regret it.
19:16It is not regret it, the hope you showed up in the childhood.
19:19Now I play better than when I am.
19:23Our guards are damaged.
19:24The team is not a game.
19:25It is a game.
19:26It is a game.
19:27It is a game.
19:28What is it?
19:29It is a game.
19:30It is a game.
19:31You, captain, you do it with a game.
19:33You are always looking for someone who is guilty.
19:36From the childhood.
19:38Who is it to you?
19:39Your mother?
19:40She is not able to do this.
19:41No, father.
19:42Mom died.
19:43You remember me.
19:44You remember me?
19:45I was in your case.
19:46You were in your case.
19:47Where are you?
19:48You were in your case.
19:49Where are you?
19:50You were in your case.
19:51Where are you?
19:52No, father.
19:53Mom is in your case.
19:54Mom died.
19:55You remember me?
19:56You remember me?
19:57I was in your case.
19:58Where are you?
19:59Where are you?
20:00You remember me?
20:01I am in your case.
20:02Where are you?
20:03Where are you?
20:04Where are you?
20:05Where are you?
20:06In Moscow?
20:07Of course.
20:08Of course.
20:09We must have to go.
20:10We need to go.
20:11In the evening.
20:12Of course.
20:13We need to go.
20:14We need to go.
20:15We need to go to the night of the night,
20:22so I can meet the minister.
20:27Yes.
20:30Ready?
20:31Let's go.
20:33Of course, he's always the same.
20:36He's always the same.
20:38He's always the same.
20:40He's not in the form.
20:42He's always the same, too.
20:44He's always the same.
20:46He's always the same.
20:48He's always the same.
20:50He's always the same.
20:52He's too good for you.
20:54But this is a problem with leadership.
20:56This is always the problem.
20:58Leadership.
21:00You're not too much.
21:02I'm too much talking about.
21:07You're my angel.
21:09You're too much talking about it.
21:11Especially when it's about hockey.
21:13Only when we're winning, пап.
21:16I'm going to be in a bar.
21:18He needs to be one cup.
21:20Look how she's got it for you.
21:24From the same time.
21:27I'm an angel.
21:28It would be nice if you'd remember it.
21:30I want to drink.
21:32I want you to drink.
21:33Well, I have something interesting.
21:52Damn you.
21:53I have a living.
21:54I have a living, Sash.
21:59I think you played well.
22:06I would like to say thank you, but I know that you didn't watch any other games.
22:10For those who have been a whole life son of a coach for hockey,
22:14you have to avoid this.
22:16I sometimes pay attention to my attention.
22:19When I ask for what it costs, pay attention to my attention.
22:22In any case, it doesn't have a matter for you.
22:25It doesn't? Why did you decide that?
22:28What did you do?
22:29My father...
22:30Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36And you don't care about these crazy games,
22:38when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:41Really?
22:42Yes, it's true.
22:43The Huntry and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:46The New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:49I think you will win this year in Montreal.
22:53In this year?
22:54Yes, in this year.
22:55Because I think he's traumatized.
22:58Where did you know all this?
23:01On the extra sense.
23:03Well, you're a traumatist.
23:04You're a traumatist.
23:05You're a traumatist.
23:06You're a traumatist.
23:07You're a traumatist.
23:08and they were pretty well shown.
23:11It's good.
23:13It's the Vostok, and then you can win.
23:16You can win whoever you want in the West.
23:19Chicago, not so much earlier.
23:21In the final, it will be San Francisco.
23:25They are good, but they are too young.
23:28And so you won't win a year ago, as I've been talking about it.
23:32You can't wait for it.
23:36No, thank you. I'm going to sleep.
23:38Tomorrow you should be perfect.
23:41You should be perfect.
23:43Sure. But you need to be a little bit more.
23:47We'll meet you in the afternoon.
23:50Bye.
23:51Bye.
23:57Well, what?
23:58What?
24:01How are you in Paris, Sasha?
24:04Oh, it's cool.
24:07I just love this place.
24:11Clubs? It's my head.
24:14The girls are just nice.
24:18And boys?
24:22You've seen French boys?
24:25Yeah, Ilya?
24:28Oh, my God.
24:33Oh, my God.
24:35I'm nothing.
24:38You don't know anything.
24:42You don't lie.
24:44You don't flirt with me.
24:50You were fun.
24:53Ilya?
24:57Помнишь?
24:58Ilya?
25:00Ilya?
25:02Ilya?
25:04Ilya?
25:06Ilya?
25:08Ilya?
25:09Ilya?
25:10Ilya?
25:12Ilya?
25:13Ilya?
25:14Ilya?
25:15Ilya?
25:16Ilya?
25:18Ilya?
25:20Ilya?
25:21Ilya?
25:22Ilya?
25:23Ilya?
25:24Ilya?
25:25Ilya?
25:26Ilya?
25:27Ilya?
25:28Ilya?
25:29Ilya?
25:30Ilya?
25:31Ilya?
25:32Ilya?
25:33Ilya?
25:34Ilya?
25:35Ilya?
25:36Ilya?
25:37Ilya?
25:38Ilya?
25:39Ilya?
25:40Ilya?
25:41Okay, I'll find a party.
25:54Okay.
26:04I'll be happy to see you.
26:11Okay, Captain's here.
26:26Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
26:30What am I supposed to do with this?
26:32I don't know. My mom told me to get by.
26:34Oh, my God.
26:35You said you could have a girl meeting.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay, playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule. You just made that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander. You can barely even grow one.
26:47No, no. Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:49Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:52Stop.
26:53Boys, it's starting.
26:55Boys, it's starting.
26:57Turn it up.
26:58It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside.
27:00As we speak, you know that Ilya Rozenov wants this bad.
27:03Rozenov and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:06A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:18Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:30Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here, at home, tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there,
27:47but I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:55I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco!
28:18I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:31Shane hates him the most.
28:33What?
28:34You hate Rosanoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But he's very good at hockey.
28:40The best, probably.
28:41Eh, nah.
28:42You're the fucking best, Orlando.
28:44Okay?
28:45Not that animal.
28:46Shit show, cock-sucking Russian.
28:48And that is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year from Julia Rosanoff.
28:56Ah!
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in block shots.
29:02He jumps against and off his lead.
29:04Yeah!
29:05Let's have a comeback!
29:31I'm literally hundred doctors.
29:33Well, nice watch.
29:39Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:4225 seconds.
29:43Or even doing.
29:46And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award.
29:49I was busy.
29:50It was who?
29:51Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hawking.
30:00But the most important thing.
30:01Is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on.
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:16Okay, fine.
30:16But hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:26I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:28And the Lord Tower Award for most sportsmanlike player goes to...
30:58well what what the fuck do you want rosenoff
31:22you haven't answered a text from me in like six months
31:25you won't even acknowledge i exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us and then it's for
31:29some fucking clown show so yeah what the fuck do you actually want from me well
31:38i want you to suck my dick oh fuck you you are unbelievable you suck my dick
31:55maybe as nicely
32:02please
32:10if you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick
32:18you will have to ask nicer than that
32:21please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor
32:29and suck my dick
32:32please
32:34no
32:45what
32:49no
32:51we'll go back to our seats
32:55watch the rest of this boring show and then go to boring party after
32:59and then when i've been waiting all night you'll come back to my hotel room and i will maybe
33:08maybe do more than just suck your dick
33:12when did your english get so good
33:17i read the new yorker now
33:21really
33:23no
33:24the new yorker is boring
33:26my dad loves it
33:30ah
33:31so being boring is
33:33is genetic
33:34wow
33:35genetic
33:37let's make a deal
33:43if you win mvp tonight i will blow you fuck you whatever you want
33:49and if you win
34:07good luck
34:36I'll try to just find this one.
34:58Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:06You're such an asshole.
35:36What?
35:53Just a lot of windows.
36:06Good.
36:18Now get on the bed.
36:26This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:33Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show up for me.
36:39I want to watch you.
36:41You what?
36:42It's my special day, Hollander.
36:43I want to watch.
36:45I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka, at least.
36:51No, no, no.
36:52Vodka is for after.
36:53It's your reward.
37:06Do you want to know how it feels?
37:31How it feels.
37:35Holding the cup.
37:37You fucking asshole.
37:38I can barely describe it.
37:40Oh my God, Hollander.
37:41Fuck.
37:50Fuck.
37:51Are you gonna fuck me?
38:06We will see.
38:10I need...
38:11What?
38:14You know.
38:16Tell me.
38:16You.
38:25I need you.
39:16So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:45To Russia for the summit?
39:49Oh, yes.
39:57Why?
39:59What do you mean, why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:03There is no have to.
40:06It's home.
40:10Yeah, but I don't know.
40:13Is it safe?
40:16What do you mean, safe?
40:17I don't know.
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:30What difference does it make?
40:31A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah, me too.
40:46I should, uh...
40:47So, uh, I'm off.
41:00Goodbye, Hollander.
41:01como é porque ¿no quer ir?
41:04No me too.
41:05No matter anything.
41:05No matter as to their shop y' X
41:10you're not going anywhere.
41:10I wonder what you need to do.
41:11Oh.
41:12If I'm somewhere, then have you have to go in there.
41:13You don't know if I'm from the house once
41:15or not, so.
41:15Nobody gets to go in there.
41:16No matter what you are going to Moi
41:18Let's go.
41:48Let's go.
42:18Let's go.
42:48Let's go.
43:18Let's go.
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